Joe Rogan Experience #1398 — Lil Duval Transcript

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0:00 Doom, doom Your Instagram is one of my favorite, for sure That's all I've been on there From day one One from my friend Andrew He's a UFC middleweight champion Until Especially something like On Instagram Just by him doing that, and I appreciate him doing that too. I didn't know. I want to. Punched And so to see it So with that, but now I want to go to a UFC fight now just because now I guess my body or my mind got desensitized to where it don't bother me as much.

2:27 I don't want to say. I forgot. Yeah just for fun Not work related at all i should well me for 40 when you're about 40 you need to prepare for 60 i always try to prepare We don't know if it's 100. 100 at the most? And then I look at I had And he died shortly after. That's life, man. That's shut off that's life man that's life It's the same thing. To all this shit

5:37 I never feel like that It just opened my mind to stuff. also think it's a thing it's a manage your perceptions thing you know like you have to It just keeps marching on. What was that like? no weed or nothing Oh, wow. Okay, it's got to load up. I never took nothing. So it ain't too much that's going to fuck me up. The shot up there. And I call it Comedic Guy because I's my other Instagram So it's just photographs Photographs like Just and I call it

8:33 If you're a comedian Is all that And I'm like, I ain't eating that shit. So they all got food poisoning. see if it deteriorates a year later it looks like it just got put there that's a good thing though right People eat fish and fat as fuck. They just, they body immune to it. I didn't know about this. And they're like Of people watching someone eat

11:26 So I mean How many Koreans are there? i'm siri your virtual assistant oh he's a guy how many koreans population out here And how many is America? They do not. Mm-mm. Yeah, but they can't and landscaping the green card thing is like, there should be a way it's like... we got here but then when they get full and look like la and traffic like a motherfucker and you're

14:19 Maybe, but, I mean, who works harder than Mexicans? Are you a person Find out your thoughts Like They were able to detect I think they just But I think Someone said it makes sense Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. if you keep replaying in your head, And then I bring it back That's the good you just got to pay for it you got to pay for your brain the iCloud that's really our brain

17:05 I thought that about you. All of that We just It's not like I want to think about it all the time. unless there's a party on that goddamn shit. That it's gotta be lit bro think about that think about this what if the only thing that saves us is the atmosphere. That's what he should be, How does the sun, So the heat ain't out there in space? I'm trying to picture it.

19:47 So it's a piece of the moon that's hot It's a giant fluctuation That's one of the reasons why we're here. It's pretty much what it is. Yeah, I know all that. that's my my goal in life like i just want to do a selfie with the earth behind me that's gonna to find out that day I'm gonna start a go fund I don't know Yeah, there's another company that's got like a balloon that's going to shoot people kind of like straight up and come back down.

22:28 Look where they go. Like two lips up there. You motherfuckers That's what I'm saying. Because like, where I live in, People want to believe shit is a trick. The people that didn't think America was here, at least they have the benefit. crazy the idea that every mission is fake every space station mission every satellite all that's i know what you're saying it gives people help it gives people hope anything that's

25:39 thinking like a hundred years from now somebody's gonna read this shit like we read higher graphics jesus was really a regular person because if you do ain't nobody gonna trust no regular person i They were just guessing. We are more nature. Like, I'm talking all day. We're definitely creatures. Look at them. Yeah. Animals? We fight for sport. Because you enjoy it

28:43 I think it's's gonna play out weird and I'm looking at it going to look 20 years ago how this shit Someone hands them a pamphlet of girls that'll come to your room. going to all be one. They all look like they got the same structure like they so they bought and I think Asians the oldest people on earth yeah you'll see it future looks overpopulated that's how i think about america hong kong

31:33 They're doing things where, and then the protests have been violent. like what the fuck i'm gonna do The only thing I can do You can't change it Or a group of people Yeah, well, that's one of the reasons why a lot of gun advocates an unarmed population I just don't see the point. The people that don't get them The people And then people can I've seen it on YouTube.

33:40 I think it was a torrent, You can go out And far You can do it 34 minutes in Like on my birthday to love the way it smell you know like i loved the way it smells i used to be in the room just I was scared. what's up? I don't know That's gonna stop the cartels Jamie Snoogins I like indicas It does slow me down. I was saying way too much that I shouldn't be saying, especially in this day and age

36:57 why do people get so sensitive A lot of it. Humans are still learning their feelings now. Louis C.K. had a real good point about this They say nonsense. Yeah. It's the same thing because nothing changes. Yeah, they do. And people take it for what it is. Alright now It would have got beat down It takes time for people to warm up to what they don't want to accept.

40:19 Yes. How long you been scuba diving? The deepest I've been And shit like that And take pictures Where you could touch one point in time a long time time ago, were all connected. Yeah, this motherfucker's moving. We more into business When you see shit like this here You're living in Atlanta. How much of the Bahamas got hit? I don't know You think that

43:42 We can slow it down. Well we definitely need to save it for ourselves No signs of life. Volcano eruption kills five, eight missing. This video of it going off Have died Help people Yeah. not have it, but Mount St. Helens had a big neither. I don't give a fuck how much we try to There was a volcano eruption in 1980 When this was going on But there's enough people that live near it that got jacked.

46:26 It wasn't bad. Like people go in their apartment complexes, the first four feet of the lobby would be filled with water. Bahamians, they understand how to live and bring it back. start from scratch again I got an old school She didn't know Like matter of fact By voice How to use those They go okay And you would write why I live on the island so if worst case

48:31 Like an Amish motherfucker How to clean a deer Yeah. What have I seen out there? When I started smoking, I said, It's just like in scuba diving. Yeah, stuff to... Why they put it in there People That's a pig. You got to stop that. So they're almost tame. That's a great picture, man. What you mean? Pigs make a lot of babies. Yeah, how they control their population. How they keep them from exploding. What you mean?

51:30 next. I mean, Don't that motherfucker You mean delicious? I don't know. Oh, okay. i can't really determine what that tastes like but it was just bacon pigs have a lot of babies man Oh, it just naturally does that? Yeah, for people. That's what the hood is now. Maybe it was George Orwell or someone famous. That's why that movie was, well, that show was so interesting. That's what we do in stand-up.

54:26 you know what hypnosis is mass mass like mass oh oh oh okay yeah yeah you have to put people That's the real problem. more. I wouldn't talk about it. They're like, oh, that's an idea. okay that's what was called comedian the art piece yeah he's gonna keep talking about it And I thought it was a seat. I interpret this mind, and I would have walked off with it.

57:06 Is this the clock from Back to the Future? That's dope, though. Thank you I just feel obligated to That's what I feel Don't get it twisted We all are. Ooh, I like it. You got a lot to be smiling for I love to see what it did People together Seeing people from You know, you're like, damn, this shit working. because I done got That's what I want to see.

1:00:01 hong kong what the fuck can i do to help hong kong nothing. I'm thinking about Hong Kong. What the fuck can I do to help Hong Kong? Nothing. And it trickles down over time but in the meantime that's the second one You ain't hit the J no more, man. I need some more of that every day. when I ain't got nothing to do. and learned as I go. What kind of planes you get?

1:02:42 as like really Instrumentation. Oh really? Every time I land, there's something on that motherfucker. three-dimensional road in the sky you go wherever I mean you got a three dimensional road In the sky So I think those got Continental engines in them. So I was like, all right, you're right. doing this for? and bought a plane? I was like alright Go to one of the last two posts

1:05:39 You went to Rich Broke Air? That's it with one of the engines out. You could still land. and all that shit there and make sure the engine's running have you had any close encounters But it was an old, old motherfucker. Yeah, it's like those are still using new technology. and then most of them, like, the fuck? Oh, for real? It's the forest fires. really that day Wow they I'll probably open up for earthquake I was in st.

1:09:00 Well, that's when people, oddly enough, that's when people are happy. Yeah. I think you're right. Type of time Live on the island You be like, oh, shit. they cut that shit off for like three, four hours just because. No, it was a bunch of years ago. Without this All the powers out You think tank You know, this is what it's like if you live outside in your little cloth house.

1:12:09 It's hard. someone might be on a run right now in nature listen this high as fuck what's up boy but that's an amazing transition between no weed and four That's what, that's like everything else is synthetic of that That's when you realize Because it ain't for everybody Yeah, but. Yeah. Just a little splash on me That's why I don't fuck with acid like weed or mushrooms that has thousands of years of use. And shrooms.

1:15:06 That shit is just like, that shit is amazing. What is ayahuasca? I just haven't had a chance. Maybe. all the way yet and put the scale I've never laughed. and it wouldn't stop. Because I couldn't shake it. Ayahuasca is shorter than that, apparently. It feel like fucking. I think the origins of that and Zodiac, I think. But every time I start talking shit about astrology, I'm like, I don't really know that much about it.

1:19:09 I believe we are more of our nature Right. just let nature take its course and do certain things. I think women are more powerful with it than we are. You know what the I Ching is? this is very visual so cool listening it's gonna be tough but pull up one of those charts this named terence mckenna and he was this this very famous psychedelic philosopher dude, and he studied the I Ching for a long time.

1:22:51 like hippie bullshit the stuff that you know now Like we used to wear baggy clothes But I really, because I had on what I had on. There might be something right here. It's really simple. Everything is is simple we just overthink it think about the car car had all them different but now it's like locked into some sort in digital, All right, I'm going too far.

1:25:18 Yeah we're the But I wonder if that's on the way Oh, they looking at this world like, oh, they finally figured out how to get to the Mars. You just get this horrible feeling of how all these people got wiped out. Done. because they saw there was like Babylon, It was so fucked up over there And they're walking away and he said, don't look back and wanted somebody to look back and he bombed the place. Shit. What happened? Oh, I'm a Christian. Sodom and Gomorrah, those are two cities. Oh, that's what it is? And they're walking away

1:27:11 That's what the story says. Very naughty. you put something there and see where it rolls. That shit can roll Like at the beginning where there really is an artificial intelligence and it can make choices and it can think for They're developing quantum computers. Really? In the 90s Even before your car, they was in planes. So, that means it's been going on.

1:29:57 You never know. Did you hear the shit that they announced that China had created human-pig hybrids or monkey-pig? Putting their shit in the pot There's going to be a company Perfect body I'm a moron. the hundreds of years but he has to kill his kids in order to do it. Here they go again of killing them too. Did you ever see I gotta watch it again. They're kind of freaked out.

1:32:09 My grandma from Bahamas You ain't got nobody to talk to She passed out in the garage and stayed there because she thought she was dead. I want it to be For sure nothing happens Shit. Shit. You could just see. So, it's just, some next i hope you know what someone said once and one of the um one of the gracie fathers i mean maybe that's because think about even if even if it ain't right you should think that way

1:35:32 like, how many times have you done this ride? you know what, many times you think you've been on this bitch I I don't even want to think. But life, none of it makes any sense. Enjoy it. But if it's just this life over and over and over again until I get it right, why is that scarier than doing it once? i think we're more spirit than we are anything else because where i'm from or where you're from

1:38:11 It's like there's a process going on. i've thought that ideas imagine if ideas were a life form i mean an idea just comes in your head It was important, too, apparently. Whatever that is. regular communication where some people can talk they can tell you anything and their voice is so People want to hear a guy More to see how people move than my words because my words might offend you you might get pissed off but i completely understand what you're saying never i've never

1:41:20 The way you talk is very important, too. Hold up. And I was like, damn, hold up and i was like damn i like that that's but you don't have a damn clues To who that guy is Is a weird thing He's talking it's definitely easy to be genuine but it's hilarious that you tried to be fake Thank God you're here. part of it what it is what it is And the funny thing about it is I recently found out Harriet Tubman is my aunt.

1:44:36 On my granny's side. harry tubman statue have you always been like that or did that change at all when you started To elevate the people from where you came from? Yeah. beautiful that's a beautiful name for a name that might be one of I think the world is going to evolve how it's going to evolve, And a great reason Maybe I'm like this That might really be

1:46:50 That's not even like In the community Yeah, if he's a mentor figure and you saw the benefit that he got out of it. they end up being alright all of my, You know, the shit in the brain has got to remember, like, Oh, shit. Look at my name. Grandma The next athlete It's just like Just natural spirits We It's naturally in you. It's like spirits. It's just like natural spirits.

1:49:17 For sure. in your life we're family that are family Are you worried about being alone? And eat correctly You could look like Ronnie Coleman when he won Mr. Olympia. though the end is near yeah but i mean but i mean like just most of the people i see that's older You can see people that are in their 70s. One of the biggest problems They don't do that much moving

1:52:00 It's going, no matter how much it's helping, it's going to hurt it more than it's helping. That's why I ain't tripping. professional athlete that's a good point Him and Kareem. There's three football, But what's the percentage of that, though? We're going to live. Nah, ain't too many big old motherfuckers. Rest in peace Ralph Die of the age it's still all like

1:54:15 while you're here. uh russell built the dude on instagram who makes dope custom metal clocks he does everything That's the problem But don't but I've had people send me things and then send me a script. what are you talking about? I do shit really from the heart, and I do it because I want to do it. If you're around people You got to keep Like, Andrew's a, I fuck with Andrew Schultz, man.

1:56:26 but I love Andrew. He's stand-up stand-up. Sometimes I have to reel him back, though, because he will go too far. the mindset of thinking that it's hollywood but that don't really exist in this day and age like that. The internet made it an even playing field like you So you're Hollywood now. have been saying shit, I didn't see it as... the big, big picture of it

1:59:40 oh okay that's cool man man. Light that joint, man. It's a weed delivery service From my friend Gino We have a war chest Before you were here They seem like they... I think all that shit comes from the start of Hinduism. a psychedelic i don't think they've ever figured out what it is they think it might have been like When you're on mushrooms, it does?

2:02:13 That shit was dope. be able to detect it quicker when you're on psilocybin than when you're not so this is statistically proven with uh randomly selected people who are either on or not on and they ran Well they think it might have been That's a good show What is that called That's a new Apple show right Yeah it's called C That's good It's a? Oh, that's right. What is that called?

2:03:33 So it's like... we started hunting things then we started using tools to figure out how to hunt things We just keep evolving and evolving. Yeah, the shroom used us in growing into us to the shroom used us to they turn that idea into a physical form and then every year they expect it to get better and better Always got to get bigger. Boredom makes us do more.

2:06:15 is newer better shit so they're constantly inventing and improving and all the while Yeah fuck what they talking about Yeah, nobody's flying helicopters. I always wondered, that got to be the dumbest job to ever want. That's the most I've ever done. in solitary confinement. Yeah, but it's also fear. Average 30 days up to a hundred underwater. Yeah. Oh my god 30 days, bro

2:08:35 It could be all the money in the world. They're going to be, That could be a great reality show. Do it for the culture. I don't like being in a place. right most powerful thing on earth You get to experience it. You can go left. You can be casual. You got to go bothered with somebody, Really? They included that too. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There is absolutely no merit in anything young Jamie has said.

2:12:25 Well, we lost him. oh really because the ships are very high what i'm reading right here i mean they do they do Right. Oh well that's They see him the day before I don't know what the fuck happened. This says they turn around I thought it was like one of them Did Taylor do it? Good luck. I know who it was. That's too fragile. No, no, it's a real helmet. See, you Hollywood, so I saw that, too. Is that from Platoon? Is that from the movie Platoon? No, no.

2:15:42 Oh, dude, it's weird. Russia was working on a lot of that shit during the Cold War. They definitely did for a while with technology for Disease Control once There's new flus out this bitch? I just don't know if that's the best way to do it. You want to stay alive. I don't know how to swallow pills. But as far as that, that's as much as I do. Oh, that's a good move.

2:18:33 We'll get some. I think that would be dope he just couldn't bend them That was fucking with him The steering wheel Has my hand evolved What is your old school Chevy Caprice Them motherfuckers Yeah we like big wheels What's it called Yes A dump Yeah I got a dump one? When I posted it on Instagram, we landed in Miami once. A dump? What's it called? Yeah.

2:20:28 That's outrageous. Oh, shit. That's not necessary. God, that thing's perfect. with those wheels that's how my where you originally from well I was born in New Jersey, I grew up driving muscle cars. Where are you originally from? Yeah. And then I lived in Newton,ain And then I lived in Newton I started in Atlanta It's a perfect club But it's just a cool vibe.

2:22:29 started at Uptown Comedy Corner in Atlanta and 99 I've been doing 20 years now It feels long, but it don't feel long. I get more kick out of the crowd doing that than I do the stand-up part of it. You don't like chilling? It's like very family out here. With the bottom A little more You make it There's plenty of them out there. It's like, all right, you come in here if I won't lie with you.

2:25:20 It's real unfortunate when you run into people like that, but they do exist. Like there's a matter of time I'm not that nigga And I know I do enough to where You can't make me feel bad for not doing that. is with you and shit? When you hear that, this little thing. Yeah That try to glom on Yeah that's the hustle It's the best project If you mad at me for that

2:27:25 shit you made this easy for me like the fuck i'm gonna be all right That's why I said it looks like you're out of space Out there more. You see shit going on. Just motherfuckers just chilling Aliens came down How the fuck would you be able to sleep when you're hovering over the earth? Life is all about being happy. and tummy tea. The International Space Station, it said this article here on NBC said that there's plans

2:30:10 I don't want to be the first one. Fly through the sky. Holy shit. He's watching Truth Talk. for months, I promise you, we got to find a cool astronaut that's telling us the truth. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Are we still on air? Yeah Oh my god Oh shit But I Man, Correct. drinking vodka and bone fucking on the moon What the fuck happened stories and shit.

2:33:22 Yeah, all that. Yeah. They were trying to theorize. Cocoon was like old people and then they got young. They'd turn young But if there is like Cocoon Man, if we thought about it, they thought about this a long time ago, man. We got to watch that again. sky and filling it with particulates. I don't want it in me. So if that was 30 years ago, that means they've been there.

2:36:19 He was right like a motherfucker. To move amongst us How many people Maybe he just knows the spaceships are coming. of the way we look at uh ourselves in humanity real similar to a natural disaster you would be They'll swear it was fake. We stupid. You would be the Christopher Columbus of this shit if you want to be so sure and tell everybody they wrong, get your ass in a boat, and go to the end.

2:38:51 All of the evidence That's what If you say that, there's someone like you don't understand. Just give me one picture They think that stars are fake curving like that? It doesn't matter if it's people, have water in their bodies. There's going to be people who tell you that something's not real no matter what it is it doesn't matter if it's people have water in their bodies there's going to be a guy out there well actually there's no water in human bodies the water that you drink is immediately evaporates

2:41:02 That. That's what it is. And I think if that's real, I mean, that would be a weird way of looking at things. But we ain't going to do y'all like that. That doesn't really mean That's one of the reasons Cause I feel like That's still pushing the separation. Right. Yeah, it's laughter. Jamie had a good point once about emojis that they're like the new hieroglyphics

2:43:32 We're going to be like this pretty soon. There's clock emojis. Yes, you can. I guess you could right there. You wouldn't say 7-8 It would be a clock I was really about to be over here It's like that now Like They don't even talk to each other. And I don't know what form it's going to be. Yeah This shit evolve Listening to this It's a spoof It's a great time It's not a great time For everybody right now Listening to this

2:45:53 It's like really life now It's very strange Strange. You just get them. What happened? This goddamn bridge material. Y'all got roach traps Like what in the fuck They're like chill California roaches. Somebody was telling me about this. york city roach that's a fast roach uh new york rat. Ooh, those are terrifying. They're my size. I mean, enormous.

2:49:09 No, man, they haven't done shit to get rid of rats. Of course. Some homeless people have turned up with, what was it? Everyone gets sick. that's always been like a Florida thing from Tampa. Really? City boy with it. For the culture there's a lot of good things about us too and that's the good thing through all that bullshit That's true. south south usa yeah south but but the rest of the south would be pissed but if you called it

2:53:12 Yeah. Like if Texas was like, enough. In North Dakota. There's a lot of places like that in the country. And the rest of America don't fuck. Day to day, reasonable and prudent. They said they're raising the limit again That's kind of reasonable and prudent They race. You learn. They say that's where strippers make the most money at. Vice had a documentary on it.

2:56:11 that people are trying to resource people trying to pull out of the ground and then you build some I think. no matter what you're mining. to do that job. I be watching that shit man That's not worth it Like I think they be going They get a lot of gold Wow Where everything got real crazy That's exactly what happened. That's what it is now. and all that shit.

2:58:14 We just fucking it up. let me put my mom in this, And you gonna be living You ain't gonna have nothing to do That's true. You know what I'm saying? I'm leaving tonight. it's bigger than us to sort of hit the switch That's the number one key Yeah You know what I'm saying Snoop trains at a real MMA gym He's a legit fighter And moving Look, there it is. Look, look, look. It's the video.

3:01:43 I mean, he's not trying to hurt him Yeah yeah yeah Look at OG it was a lot of fun little duval ladies and gentlemen instagram do you use facebook you Thank y'all.