Joe Rogan Experience #1400003 — Brendon Walsh Transcript

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0:00 I didn't know. I talked about it before I did it. There's a funny viral video of this old couple trying to figure find myself things like like maybe video games, since I left the fucking phone on, ladies and gentlemen. First time caller? I don't want to hear that voice. If you have one, find it. That was crazy. you know i mean you or at least the class i was in i would i was just working like job to job

3:36 just moved there yeah i just went that's pretty savage i love that i love that idea that's awesome Yeah, let's just play. I don't know. I just was like, oh, she's taking classes, like doing all this shit she didn't want to do. I don't know. But it's fascinating nonetheless. I was like. Yeah, because it's so disturbing. dr michael badden i love that it's that's an amazing show that hbo show yeah but doesn't

6:09 That made me pee my pants It was told by a girl Sam Kinison. She did a pretty good job of it I thought comedy was that evening at the improv stuff. Oh, really? and it was so fucking funny that we were like embarrassed to be sitting next to each other had some fucking awesome suits too yeah black guys can pull that off you know could you imagine No, that suit's funny.

9:11 We were trying to find something. Tyson tried to come back, like tried to go after her. He said something like, I think, Yeah, she was really funny. What she said about Bruce Willis and Charlie Sheen being really similar, It's really well-worded, too. I usually find them to be mean each other really well too, funny that's the problem the problem is it's good stuff yeah you know i mean you're insulting the

12:07 stuff but it's so mean you're like whoa anthony jeselnik had a couple really good ones yeah it And Patrice O'Neill. that he was going to spell it out to everybody. it doesn't go over very well. Yeah, those roasts can get mean, man. Yeah. What is it called again? good huh i knew it was some kind of euphemism on facelifts yeah it kind of is um is it um a lot of

14:13 She's really funny. love that i dvr that uh breaking bad louis breaking bad is awesome breaking bad's the best you know I can't stop. oh, I guess they brought him back to life. that you just dunked a body in this fountain That's a good goddamn show. I watched the whole thing on DVD. 2005 or something like that? I never watched it. Either way, it's a badass fucking show. Yeah. That's a good show.

16:25 A lot of people are probably angry at me for what I said about Lost. Okay. Yeah, yeah. We're all dealers. but when he had that dude locked up in the basement Oh, last season. I think it was last season. Yeah. That guy's really... The guy that Walter and Jesse work for. But if you watch anything on NBC, you should have to do it but you the idea of a laugh track

19:19 he's got somebody removed the laugh track Well, it could be. Even if you don't hear the audience laughing, Uh-huh. offered for Two and a Half Men. Five years. That's several. When did Ashton Kutcher fame. That's several. that he's not the guy on the camera commercials, you know? He's a gorgeous dude. He's delicious. his production company produced.

21:51 Game show in my head? They took a weird approach where they're making fun of his dad. When you see something, it's just like alien. Yeah. fucking brilliant. It's like there's no It's because it's such a money juggernaut. and just have our episode. and doing it on a laptop. That's only 22 minutes long. Dude, think about doing everything yourself and doing it on a laptop.

24:04 It changes. what would you do differently he's like i would I would fire everybody he goes I'd fire all the writers and he I would think that if I was If the daughters kept changing, that would fuck with my head. I'll have to make sure they're locked in. Yeah, because I think that would take me out of the show a little bit. If the daughters kept changing, that would fuck with my head.

25:57 Google it. Oh, yeah. on the banner. It's becoming an alpha brain commercial. It's fucking vitamins, bro. Listen, cocksucker. and he was going off on one of pretty much common knowledge. He was saying how the new president of Apple is gay. Oh, online? it seems like there's a camp. I don't fucking edit music or videos really. fucking amazing windows 8 is in the house bitches and the startup time's quicker than ever i was

29:35 to start? Isn't it You don't go to dirty, dirty, dirty sites and then all of a sudden... I don't even know what it is because I've been off i don't know i've heard about it where credit card information and sending your shit just to get some fucking thing to unlock on your I read something insane. Millions That's just one program, though. I mean, the old Final Cut Pro is like you had pretty much

32:38 Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. I think what it is though is a lot of these viruses So that's all their goals is to steal your information? I know my credit card number. I won't even give them my phone. I get email from you real quick Joe have you ran out I know, but what happened? It's all around town. And it looks like it would be me laying in my bedroom.

35:06 Wait, is it your dick? Oh, oh. But there's an actual dick there, man. It's a trick It's a trick Because I would send it be able to identify your dick? Let's call it that. Is hard-on from now on the Brett Favre. Let's call it that. What the fuck, Brett Favre? New Orleans is another country. Duncan and I were doing shots with dinner. It was fucking awesome, man. There was the energy in the room.

38:17 Yeah. no here's one of the things that our driver was the coolest fucking guy, this dude Jeff. and started drinking that. And he was like, well, fuck this. We're eating cheeseburgers with these people, you know, Like what a great vibe that town has. And then in the morning, I get up, I work out, I do the UFC. This is the recipe. to this bar and there's people from the show hanging out and i'm like, like, playing pool with a guy, and we're getting pretty drunk.

42:01 Oh, I can make some for you. No. It's more gooder. And then this time you... city so everybody thought that uh so that that silver like with like all these like you know I mean, that place has been vacant for three years. They played it on another podcast. You have to say that, though. I don't know. Well, you can hear it online. And I think I was telling him that I was going to go out on a date with her and I wouldn't really tip my hat on whether I was joking or not.

45:53 And I'm like, I think he raped me. that's this is legal yeah i think there's probably an app for it yeah there's actually it's it's a lot And it'll even say like That's crazy. There's probably some recently divorced motherfucker Maybe I'll go away from this comedy thing and start a whole new industry. you know yeah i mean it seems like there would be some sort of a weirdo terrorist law to protect you

48:35 think it's illegal. Yeah, there's actually So you can record phone calls using your iPhone. How can that be legal? a bunch of free ones. Somebody made one. It's not me. I don't think so. Yeah, but it's like a buck. Hit the dump button. You know, it brings me up to that roast thing again. His act is ridiculous and extreme, and that's what's so funny about it.

51:30 Tony Bennett said something about nine 11. we're going to create jobs, Well, then hey, maybe everybody doesn't have an iPhone. Yeah, that definitely should be. oh man that's when you know the end is near but i'm turning to you, Brian. That's when you know it's dark out. Oh, man. About people being outraged about Tracy Morgan. The singer. I don't remember exactly what he said, but he was like, well, you know, we've been fucking with people it's like you know it was bound to happen sooner or later i don't remember exactly what he said but he was like well you know we've done fucked

54:20 or upset the way they look at things. There's people that are meant to do that. Which to me, at 18, with my fucking heavy ADD, was a big deal. And there was a passage, a coming of age sort of a thing that I hadn't experienced. I don't like this.