Joe Rogan Experience #1457 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 3, 2, 1. Yeah. to him on the GCN network. It almost makes you want to do cocaine. Right. Yeah. That it's a weaponized virus Something in Wuhan where the disease originated. Well, as long as it's on the internet. I mean, it's there. it comes directly from Europe. With like the first part? If you have to have everything on your phone, like showing that you're positive.

3:14 What is the research, though? from person to person, their sequences can help research. because there's a lot of they're News is strange today. nurse will put something on twitter she's like you know uh you know it's been a rough day and TikTok with nurses. Because the world's big. Okay? Yeah. I don't know. This is what I mean. I go this virus is fake

6:36 Yeah Yeah What if it becomes like the H1N1 flu? You had the Yellow Vest protests in France. You had the Hong Kong protest. You had a lot of populist movements, a lot of uprisings in first world countries like France. get control of people that they're not going to let go. No. a long time ago, because now these things have become so big. And if you have a temperature, they put you in a-

9:24 Yeah, it's dark. I mean, it's dark. It's dark. So they don't want a crematorium near them? No. That's hilarious. Yeah, it's dark. Like only 3,000 people died from the disease. Efficient's a weird way of putting it. Did shows there or anything like that? They were asking him about Taiwan. Just, well, we lost you right before we were talking about Taiwan. He's like, what about Taiwan? He's like, click, hung up, came back, just, well, we lost you

11:19 is they're accustomed to But I saw this old lady walk right through my 10-year-old. Yeah. I'm like, all right. This is like a part of what they do. Well, they definitely have a lower value of people. Yeah, there's a lot of people. That's why China's like, we can stand to lose a few. Yeah, they definitely have a lower value of people. Yeah. places like that, and we're not doing

12:52 I think it's just a function of the fact that the supermarkets weren't prepared for a pandemic. Yes, it's mainly old people. Most of them were like 65 to 80 Were you ill already? And now I don't do that at all because I don't want to be you know I know, that's true. It's different in different people. I'm just the Korean ones way more South Korea. Yeah, the South Korea said 14% or something amount of people seem to have tested positive again

15:51 He got sick at home and the malaria came back. Oh it came back Wow yeah He's taking a bunch of different shit. He didn't know that it was really toxic until too late. Like, it is doing that. She's got it all. No, she's got the hydroxy. and get all the things. You could have a ventilator immediately almost if you wanted a ventilator. well one of the things is ibuprofen michael yo told me that his one of his buddies who's a doctor

18:27 And I've heard this from many people. That's right. I think so. Are they only testing for Like, that would be hilarious to me. HIV's like Yeah, right. That would be fun what it is. I get it. It's fine. I guess. I said she had a baby with her dad. But this is. And then they're firing it up again. They're writing articles like this is a gendered crisis.

21:41 He was right. But if you called it the Wuhan virus, it would be historically accurate. An enormous country. The American bug? Right. Not only him. He could have been more vigilant. been criticized now. Give them to New York. first of all, is it him? to force companies to make certain things Yeah, but there were tests in other countries that were being used.

24:52 They follow rules better. bags and falling down and go, hey, my press conferences are getting the biggest ratings He's a fucking weird guy, man. Yeah. And that $1,200 stimulus that people are going to get is not helping anybody. Yeah. in China, and you've got to go, there's a high population density there. Why don't they? Yeah. Well, we had H1N1. Bert almost died, he said.

27:39 He didn't get checked. It's, I mean, all we're doing is just talking. as much as anyone else. I mean, people get, you know, my friend called me the other day. But, you know- So I hope they die. Just people I could, you know. Have a good set. they were good. They put up some sort of a psychic shield It's always horrible. I would close no deals. Ruined that.

30:15 And then everybody goes back and they're like, everybody was, the banks robbed all these You would have to call somebody. Some guy would just write like, yeah, Sarah works here. And then she'd see those. Here you had four. They did 1%, so that And didn't your mortgage adjust with $700,000. You were 22. It was deep. That was a good payment. And then it would like get, yeah, it was bad. That400 in the beginning. That was a good payment.

32:53 Yeah, I rented the house out. 22. You had to make a hundred grand a year just to pay your mortgage after taxes. Did they take it from you? So they just repossessed it? I would imagine they took it, yes. I mean, it was day I left. I mean, you can't stay. Whoever's coming isn't going to be happy. So they just repossessed it? Yeah, well, it's not good yet.

34:13 This was in the 90s, like early 2000s. go crazy with his credit chapter whatever it is. Yeah, chapter 11. This is what's interesting. Well, then what the fuck you? You know, fuck them. Yeah. Right? you don't have to pay it back. Right. Or don't get a student loan. very specific goal, is probably... So I think you just got to kind of decouple the government from a lot of these schools.

37:35 It's zoom. going to a real, going to Yale, what does that cost a year? It's really childcare. Yeah, for little kids. It's very important for them. how to hang. He can't hang. No, he's a smart guy in terms of like, Yeah, yeah. With the vaccines? Short. But hold on. He's making no attempts to control markets, no attempts to get to like $1,000 billion.

40:55 for people. I will gladly get in a high profile legal battle with Bill Gates right now about vaccines. know, he's been involved in vaccine things that did not go well. When you're saying it's a fact, you have to be able to reference what you... They don't look happy. Look at this. But these people stand to make lots and lots of money if people adopt certain vaccines, right?

43:12 So they're saying, well, there's a motivation to put people on ventilators. them better. But do you understand what I'm saying? Here we go. 2009, several schools for tribal children. Oh, these girls are whores. Months later, many girls started falling ill, and by 2010, five of them died. Estimated 14,000 children studying in schools meant for tribal children were also vaccinated

45:48 Earlier in the week, the Associated Press reported that scores of teenage girls were hospitalized in a small town in northern Columbia with symptoms that parents suspected could be adverse reaction to Gardasil. and headache, fever, nausea, diarrhea, abdominal pain, and it keeps going. But we have a world that's increasingly run by billionaires who tell us what is and isn't

47:19 And you've got to watch these people. an impact on political realms, What are you going to? these companies not only do they gather up this commodity, but then they use their influence to influence social aspects of our culture. You know? When you talk about Bill Gates and vaccines and things along those lines, you probably should. Tribal girls' school.

50:03 we have to walk we have to walk and get air just see other people Beverly Hills is so weird because anybody could just drive through it Why can't? I'll call. I want to go out and get... When I was a little kid, we would smoke pot. I'm not the condo board. Whatever the people are. I'll talk to the people at the homeowners association. But here's the deal. I want to go out and get,

50:52 How'd that work out for you? Well, that's a problem. name as him? Two guys came to his house. Beats the fuck out of one of them in the front of the house, goes inside and kills the other It's a nice house. Just random in the middle of the day, by the way. I mean, it's just one, I mean, that's an example. It's going to get rough. We don't know. I want people to come in and kill me.

53:13 I'm sorry about that. Well, they're just keeping them from getting it from dirty people like you. Brazil is a good example And they come down from the favelas, rob the rich people, and go back up. But my jujitsu instructor won't even go. If they know you're American or live here, they might kidnap you, try to get money. Do you think, you know? It's all weird because we're in uncharted territory.

55:54 We also don't know what's going to happen when they fling open the barn doors and say quarantine's over. I mean, I tend to think that people, you know, they're having second waves. Yeah. Wow. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I tend to think foot traffic had dropped 50%. Yeah. I said that, like, I was like, oh, there was an Asian lady on my plane. Yeah.

57:21 So, you know, people in the room know that. And we're only going to open the OR because the governor has asked that groups of more than 200 people should be banned. fucking touch and go. And I don't think it's Doctors suck. I'm sure he signed off on it. Virus hunters. Just pandemic after pandemic. And then you have factory farming. Except for their immune systems.

1:00:13 Are the wet markers factory farming though? Osterholm had a whole, he was the guy that scared the fuck out of everybody when he came on my podcast. Like, yay, you guys are doing good. not. Well, neither... which is put them in strollers and pretend they're children. Yeah, people are like, I'm a cat mom. When I see that in someone's Instagram handle, dog mom, I'm like, oh.

1:02:14 the people, like they're the other They're always offended. It's disgusting. out. So then they just called me in. I just hopped out of an uber and then there was a lot of disappointed who Cuomo is kind of a meatball, but he's a better candidate than Biden. now and they were wrong before. Anybody there's audio tapes where she's of the doctor looking for the fingertip

1:04:44 that she's on so she's on this dose they decide to jack her three times whatever antipsychotic medicine that she's on. but the picture changes when there's somebody who's a politically divisive, high profile figure, other level. There's a whole other layer. Also, for sure, women have lied about being sexually assaulted. All sorts of things are going on.

1:06:24 Do you believe rapists? You can't believe all murderers? Do you believe people that are trying to get out of jail? Do you believe rapists? Her, I do. There's something he's unwell. I say he's a folder either that or he may be just as bad. He folds under pressure It's getting worse. where he's talking about how but now I'm not gonna. Is that a Hillary haircut?

1:07:59 Oh, it's just coming out now? But if you're thinking Right. Who's saying that? Somebody said once, it's like when somebody goes, hey, I'm pro family. It's like, that's. I think men should just beat the fuck out of women and keep them in line. Who's saying that? And he's like, don't rape. That's part of why these guys that are online, they go hard in the paint with conspiracies

1:09:44 It turns out it was completely wrong. We don't know. Not only that, that kid should get a Medal of Honor for his composure. I would have—he'd be living in a townhouse right now. How so? They didn't do any of that. So it's like they have these stands set up. Yeah. Absolutely. That's what it was, right? It's hard to get mad at people that are suspicious.

1:12:57 Nothing to see here. Yeah. is not consistent with someone hanging. There's no evidence. And then with that information, we've got to piece together what's really going on. It would be sweet if it was. Oh my God. And I'm attacked and Joe comes, where are your facts? I'm going to say what I want to say. this, and it's really kind of an interesting theory.

1:15:52 Well, it's also that they don't want to waste anybody. Well, the CIA told him it was time to run for president. posing with his rifle. It's strange. billionaires start lining up behind the mayor He's like, I do not trust a word out of that guy's mouth. Those people are more terrifying than the Kennedys or Bushes who were born, you know? Jeffrey Epstein associate, Ghassan Maxwell, sues his estate.

1:17:45 She was with him 24-7. She's probably in Israel. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy, man. We're going to have cool headbands, you know? Think of phones, right? Right. That's creepy because I love to lie. It's so good. Or you're wasting a lot of time. I didn't show up to Dr. Drew once. Did you forget totally? So I said, listen, my mother is sick. deathbed. I have to fly to New York. I'm so sorry.

1:21:03 I cared. If I just emailed them and went, oh, sorry, fuck, sorry, dude. Forgot. That would mean I didn't go. So the lie was because I cared. If I just emailed them and went, oh, sorry, fuck, sorry, dude, forgot, that would mean It's a pretty good way to think about it. They go, people can't know this. Yeah. it's all about this weird overlap between like this burgeoning music scene and a lot of like

1:22:14 And it was very strange. And what they were actually doing and what they were allowing. Yeah. the hippies. They were trying to disband the hippies and they were trying to use people like the Manson family to attack people that were in black rights movements, the civil rights movements. Yeah, we've talked about Operation Paperclip too much. saying that they're down with

1:24:13 Everything evolves. And then Google won't allow people to have TikTok on their phones. Well, they've compromised. my family and my little cousins, like, do you want to come on this? Half of them are drunk in their home. What did he call it? And he's like, am I on like morning TV in Dallas? I'm like, did he do that to just get that level of? He doesn't know what the fuck life is.

1:26:48 Yeah. I didn't know if he was really asking Adam Sandler if he had Netflix. No, he doesn't know what he's doing. Okay, interesting. and then we started smoking a little weed Joey's a bigger guy No, but if I could take CBD, that wouldn't get me high because I'm sober. Not a lot. It's just... Vitamin C. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because when I came back I came back from Vancouver and I was sick and then they diagnosed it as strep.

1:29:52 I think I had it. I'm just going to get on a plane and go to New York. And his estimates are that if we opened up everything, you could get death rates as high as 300,000 a day. I feel comfortable. Yo. I feel comfortable. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jaredanka Trump's on the council? I feel comfortable. These are his kids. They're all financial people, right?

1:31:27 He was awesome. And Wilbur? Maybe he is, right? Shit in his mouth or? They call him up, they go, give me money, faggot. Mnuchin, do you think his wife fucks him with gloves on? That's how they get money, right? Not a lot enough like what but what keeps this here's the thing with a lot of these guys that are just money people like They're addicted. Constantly.

1:33:57 That's where we feel alive. We did a thing that was creative and funny, and that's why podcasting now, thank God, because I don't know what the fuck I would do. they thought that the stage was a constant. about listen i'm pretty confident joe i've beaten this and i have antibodies so i don't know that i They're more cult leaders. Do you ever thought about starting up again?

1:36:01 It was fine. I would share this with you, Jamie, Great. I'm going to keep him 13 feet away because I read something online. So if I had it now and I was asymptomatic- Test the blood. Of your brain cavity too You got to do the blood first I want pasta. Nobody wants to be back on a plane every week anymore, right? But I've been thinking about doing a residency in LA.

1:38:25 I think once things open up again and people can start flying and things normalize to a degree. at a lot of risk out there. You wear your You have to. Yeah, but I feel like That's a lot. Okay. right you know you're in kind of shape partially you can run every weekend but you're not Yeah. That's a great way to kind of build something. Yes. we just, I just kind of go.

1:41:35 You're doing it like Burr, which is real interesting. And then sometimes it's ludicrous. Just ranting. I just don't do it enough. Yeah. It's tricky. I. You know? Yeah. Oh, okay. If anybody ever said, how did your podcast get successful? And I did it because someone was really trying to get me to have someone on. It's not that I'm not open to suggestions, but that it seems to be I have to genuinely

1:44:28 don't have to speak to them well it's also it doesn't mean that you're not going to get things Burr's really good at being himself for those rants. Michael Stanton, Stan Hope, his podcast, he kind of developed because he doesn't have New York, you can get up a crazy amount. I like the amount of stage time I get here Do you think that would be the way to go?

1:46:28 It's so individual, man. to get and i think that listening to a set is worth like 40 or 50. So writing's worth like 30 or 40. He goes, when's the last time you've gotten on stage that's a ballsy move to go out with just a new five Oh, yeah, man. You have to do it. Some people do get, get do like maybe a TV thing or movie and it's like a month, but it's, this is I think with me it's a few weeks. For a lot of us, a few weeks. Some people do get to do maybe a TV thing

1:49:00 Yeah, and I think there's going to be some weird shit And then they're going to have gloves on. Well, I mean, let's worry about the one we have now. For now. to get to that for us to take commensurate measures. So how many people really get it? But it might be like 1% of the population has been infected. Of course. But eventually, you're going to have to this. But it's too dangerous to give people that option. Of course. Of course.

1:51:16 How could it be? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Horrible. So you're in this metal floating makes zero sense This is how sad this was. You're back. And we were talking to They're sick people. was almost like there was air around you where you could kick someone off the side and they And if you heard someone cough? Everyone on the Grand Princess was sequestered in their room.

1:54:11 I would say less pig trash Now you're a peasant. I could have been a personal trainer on the boat. On that boat, there was a little library, and I walked in. I mean- I don't know if they search your bags. dude he came on i think he went on the booze to his body, right? All over it. Like drugs? Yeah. Yeah, but he wants the real deal stuff. of cruises, but the ones we're talking about, like

1:56:33 Yeah, there's people that are not having a great time in America. Oh, they just cruise? It's too... We went to Costa Maya. Look up Costa Maya, Mexico. Cruises to Mexico from $109 Oh my God, look at the big warning though, the COVID warning. They'll be like, 30 days is- Dude, that boat's already full. They're going to do all the people that have survived.

1:58:53 Everybody's going to lie. He's going to come back because there's He's going to kill us all because he wanted to fuck this chick and he's going to lie about unnecessary room on a cruise and when you turn And they buy garbage jewels because it's tax-free. Dude, you can't even live for a hundred bucks except for alcohol. They're not. That's why they sneak it on.

2:00:50 $109. They're like, it's a party. Dude, you know that in a cruise boat, there's a little cruise jail? The guy threw his wife overboard and they throw him in the cruise jail? Oh, yeah. Yeah, 85. Too many tourists. And then Venice is this beautiful city, and then you have this grotesque cruise ship with Well, now that they're not around, you have like, things are coming back into the Venice

2:03:01 But if they only had like a limited number, it should be like a house party. You think so? People are going to feel invigorated. It's so embarrassing that they say that. How many people are on cruises that are on a cruise every day because it's cheaper than Can you imagine? Of course. Why not? Yeah, when you see people on scooters. Do you think that they're still out there?

2:05:04 Look at the size of it. But it looks like the name Viking is perfect for something like that. They're pulling up to an island with two doctors and they've got 65 people cooking. per person, which includes Oh, ships free of kids and casinos. Yeah. coming. Let me tell you, right. like, you know, your kids leave the house. Forever. And going, is there a doctor on this?

2:07:25 Can you imagine being sick and being in the Carnival with people in exchange for a free fare. He's one of the jokers. How fucked up does Burt get on a boat? He was having fun. Oh, yeah. the kind of He should drink every time he says something. Jesus. I don't even know what the fuck. That would be what would happen. Jesus. But they're all probably older.

2:10:43 The crew fucks their way out of this. Like, it's odd. Really? Our fucking shows are awesome. Yeah, I'm on a boat. That might be different. have to be people that are into shit you're into. where people dress up like zombies. I mean, Interesting. We'd hate each other. Bobby Lee's never making it on board. Most of them are. Well, that would be great.

2:13:44 I can't believe we're going to do it. Oh my God, we're really That reality show in Germany? They had no idea. Yeah. goes off the grid he He's a bow hunter. So he left before there was even talk of this Yeah. So he had a grizzly bear that was chasing after him. Because he uploads. Yeah, and she's got a cub with her. So what do you think a bear decides at that point?

2:17:10 It's over. You'd have to have a gun, yeah. They're so big, and they kill moose. It fucks you off because they're cute looking. Very strange. The ones on Tiger King? It's hell. They love killing shit. They're horrible. Yeah. Just they go outside and fuck these things up. You just put it in a cage. You're robbing something of its nature. You're telling them not to do things that they want to do.

2:19:50 Like, how did it become probably were amazed that Those predatory looking serval things. Well, my daughter took the photo. Do you go get inside? But the thing about it is they're always going to be around. That's the cat. Everywhere. There's eagles. I mean, There's a great video of this guy walking down an alleyway on his phone in Pasadena. Well, California's flag is the bear.

2:21:51 And it was named after the guy If you fed that bobcat, would it come back? But a bobcat like that's fun. He's gonna do shit, bitch! It's great, yeah. What they say is, Oh, my God. It's like, oh, wow. They're quite wealthy. There's a lot of those people, right? Yeah. Well, you talk to anybody. But the whole thing of having two parties. And I think all the systems, whether it's technology, whether it's health, it's not, the solutions are not

2:25:35 Yeah. They want jobs. That is really what's really important. Yeah, I could. I mean, listen, people are going to like you with a mansion. Fuck him. Yeah. Maybe it's like, hey, man, you had a student loan. Stacking apples. I love it there. She was dressed up like a hot beekeeper. But those people need some But I think look at the system and you go, we just passed a $2 trillion bailout.

2:29:02 Yeah. You can't do it. That gets diminished by a tweet like that. I think he wants people to like. So it's just convenient that he became this crusader against the elites that he spent his entire life around. I think it's complicated. exploit it. You know how they hire those hackers to test your- To find out what are our vulnerabilities. Look, having a popularity contest to see who controls the nukes is crazy.

2:31:06 And I got to be honest with you, they won't... If Kim Kardashian would make a better Yeah. Do you think that would ruin your Hollywood career? My career is a microphone, I get to say what I want who is like a Eastwood. Oh, is he? He was talking to an empty chair. Well, I went to the Republican convention, and they had me stand on a podium, and I just

2:33:26 To pretend to have a conversation with If I was a Republican operative, I'd call Gal Gadot and I'm like, why don't you get a bunch of people to sing Imagine. Just be and just be okay with the silence. how many different viruses are 320,000 plus distinct viruses in mammals and 100 million plus in vertebrates, Lex Friedman, his Instagram. And he's like,

2:35:33 No, we do. Everyone's like, the new model says the old model. thing that you do find is that there's going to be people that make too much noise with meaning And we're expecting people that are kind of weak to handle new things. Well, those people are another thing that we have to consider that they're, You know, for me, I just think the challenge here is to just go keep being funny.

2:37:46 I don't think we necessarily have to be doom gloom. It's coming. Okay, that's a good point. People got together. Everybody's basically doing the same thing. Did you see that? that. I think that's something in us that I Yeah, exactly. Okay, I'm going to go congratulations. Weird. that gets into some people and does nothing Well, not only that, it kills everybody.

2:41:09 you start buying up stocks. Not only in China, imagine if there was a nation I mean, I think that would be bigger than one nation. And they decided to release a virus that kills a gigantic chunk of the population, causes everyone to stay home, causes the market to collapse, and then dive in and start buying up giant chunks of the businesses. of the virus, which is not a good sign.

2:42:49 going to go, I'm going to go. and uh was about to uh he was sitting next to somebody funny guy comedian dan saint germain Now your co-worker's coughing. and all you hear is, but they're all, I'm getting out of here before I start coughing. like making them do embarrassing shit in front of each other that's the whole thing of like why have no idea that each other existed before they wake up next to each other in coffins or whatever.

2:45:51 It sounds ridiculous. Once AI advances to that level, No. That's not even a life, though. He texted me like, he texted me there are rat wars in New York. I'm like, you're an idiot. The thing about podcasts is there's so many of them. how the fuck are those the same thing they're not really they're not but what's interesting is like it's just a platform

2:48:18 is very different And what a podcast allows you to do, it allows you to do like a show or a thing That's a great investment, that house. They go, get out of here. How are we going to sell that to Quibi? Yeah, I'm sure the 30 million unemployed people are going to be there tomorrow to keep buying Meg Whitman, who ran eBay, and Jeffrey Katzenberg who ran DreamWorks.

2:50:06 When I watched the Quibi launch thing, they spent a lot of that thing talking about how the movie looks different if you hold it like this and you hold it like that. This world, even when we come back, dude, a lot of people are going to be staying at home. Great. Terrible for sports. Kill Tony is the biggest live podcast in the world. for zoom right that was the problem yeah then then you know there's probably going to be some

2:51:49 they've been downgraded from like bad to like fucked. And the way they're doing it with Apple, Right. I was in Bozeman, Montana, and we saw 1950s. Wild. Got to do what you got to do. It makes me think about health differently You want a house made of bricks. But if I have those antibodies, it means that I got bricks. It's 5G. conspiracy now. Everything's like

2:55:04 who have no control over their own life. The good thing about AT&T is you can pretend your signal sucks. bars. It's 21 million cell phone subscribers that are no longer online. It also feels like there's a group of people Right. That's a real war. If I was in a closed-door meeting and they said, we torched 20 million of our people, I'd go, hey. Let's just let them do their thing. Let's do our thing. We don't think you do. No. I think you're dealing with a billion of them. Let's just let them do their

2:57:20 And I'm not even That's what it is. Right. Especially right now. And, you know, Michael Shermer and I were having a conversation about being able to talk to people that you don't agree with and how important that is. Because if you don't have freedom, That's why I've always been like, people say things all the time. Like preachers So it doesn't work on

2:59:22 We're not protecting I was always gonna buy that house cuz I'm an idiot. Well, you know you were young too But get armor, get immunity, end the quarantine. We're going to find out whether or not he's here. Yeah. They're going to test you for being a pussy. Always a pleasure, bro. on D-I-L-L-O-N bye you know what?