Joe Rogan Experience #1464 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 it's hilarious that your biggest concern was getting stuff in your beard and me not telling I'm already gardening now. Like Asheville? stuff like that so there's that consideration too. On Rotten Tomatoes. Is it? It's so Duncan. I've watched some of your episodes where you're talking about the way things are changing because a podcast or streaming or whatever.

3:13 like just these brilliant people like Mike Mayfield who are like, don't know that they send it overseas and we they didn't send ours they let us do it in-house You know, the Foxconn thing with the nets all around the building to keep people from What, now I'm just saying that like how some people think I'm a Chinese shill or something? whole back with that dj i know man that picture again that actually would look pretty dope if you uh if you do get that done shout me out on the instagram i'll find it thank you

5:17 these are like, that's the fan art already. It's so cool, man. Just a giant back tattoo I'll never be able to be like, whatever, man. Like how like what should the shade of gray be for this one specific area? So I'd be sitting there and like Pendleton or Mike Mayfield would be like, I know. way to put it right yeah it almost seems like that right that's why people get so upset if you change

8:13 it loses all likeability, people are like yeah with his head couple of images You know what I mean? put your fingers in your ears. Like, not her like I'm looking at a video of her, but looking at her like her. It seems like it's a living thing. It's sort of like there's there's an art to doing that When you watch him draw, it would be easy to think,

11:17 Because it's so simple. it doesn't have like chaos and wild psychedelic stuff, the artery that is running through this, It's like a two minute maybe but you you know and said it stretched out too wide It's just too wordy. almost always almost always almost always if it doesn't it's not whatever your idea was probably this is like a masterpiece of of syllables and pauses and the right amount of outrage and segueing it in and hitting you with this at the end

14:22 Like, everything is beautiful about it. It's like you're drawing some shit that's definitely not real. show is like, and also the conversations you end up having just So we should, let's give him like a bag. Respect to the streets. Oh, there it is. They understand it. That kind of contagion too of like, you know, again, obviously, Clancy isn't alive.

17:55 And I've obviously never seen their art. So there's a thing that you do where you drink water and you grow plants in the dirt. And there's a thing that exists only when the people press a box. all know this right this is what this fucking whole virus thing is about yeah we got infected at like what we know is going to happen regarding technology there's no question but that i mean

20:39 the character of Clancy, animates the virtual Clancy in the simulated space, and considered off-limits to call them artificial Like, you could say this is artificial sweetener in the sense that it's not actual strawberry juice, but it's certainly real as real could be. You'd want to use non-existent or something. It's going to happen, man. I haven't.

23:01 And he was like, people, this is like the Wright brothers taking flight. Because of its connection to white supremacy? Russians. So it's like I think more than likely that some weird hot take right so it's like i think it's just it's so weird i don't think people people are like – I guess people are a little more concerned with other shit right now.

25:28 Or maybe they mean because they're going to be able to sift through all the data we already have from radio telescopes and stuff that they could maybe look for signals that we can't find. I was watching Contact the other night, which is great. After the third hit when you put the pipe down you'll go oh no Maybe that's the aliens. Everything is, well, there's a star where there's no form to things and everything that

27:50 What if that's real? it resonates for people like us is because we admire the fact that somehow they managed to go over there and come back but they like go in there. like old pictures of a giraffe or like old pictures of a some shit somebody saw when they were oh yeah And then there's something comforting in that because that does point to the idea that

31:45 this box and send it to the moon because they haven't figured out yet that you don't need Like when they use quantum physics to determine the number of dimensions, First of all, when those dudes are writing that shit down on the yellow legal pads, we all have to take their word for it. exist is there is it possible to transverse the distance between this dimension and that dimension?

33:47 My poodle's fucked because of 5G, man. I didn't think I was until that happened to the poodle, but I'm just an idiot. lap i love this dog and we but we our new place i noticed like mouse turds around the dog food kids and it's not even hungry it's full it's a full monster oh no it I saw it kill the mouse And he looks at me and he's like. and just goes off into the shadows behind the house to finish off the mouse.

36:29 that just knows that i mean i don't think he's a sociopath i don't think he's doing like jeffrey Yeah. All the animals eat them. Wolves eat them. Everything that can get a hold of them is because a lot of things eat them. Yeah, man. Yeah, all the animals eat them. Wolves eat them. Everything that can get a Just running across your yard And then you bite into that orange.

37:55 This mouse looked like it was like in act two of a Disney film or something. You know, it's like, this is the way nature is. And the mouse has got to eat. You know, like the rats and mice have done that. So all the rats' food supply is gone. They're just being rats. Yeah, just floods of rats who have decided that's their kingdom or whatever that are now being invaded.

40:29 completely different thing and then they have a complete different set of priorities you know The trap goes off and it doesn't even flinch. I mean, I don't know what kind of fucking rat census they're taking. Watch this. A thing exploding in front of him and slamming over the ground and he talked about everything we talk about already. So fuck it. But that,

42:36 That's we're, I don't mean he's saying it was good until we split that. spirits or aliens or whatever the name you want to give them and they are pretty much as far as we go they're just like they look at us the way we look at birds or whatever you know it's like and that this is this was like you know i don't know that maybe this is where aliens are coming

45:13 there's some kind of law where they get credit for it because just they were there. And so quantifying that is like, how would you even fucking quantify that? to lead to a quantum computer that's going to lead to a thing to a thing and then all of a sudden the Well, if it wanted to prepare us for abandoning life as usual, this would be a good way to start it.

47:37 about it with Rogan, but I don't want to either. everyone that was supposed to fly by like there's a media that's supposed to fly by to like cull the population, to one of our labs or whatever it's not an asteroid it's a cosmic event that's approaching right and so there's got to be a plan And so the whole pandemic, Also, it could be a test They can image it.

50:46 It's so good that I married the person I married because if not, I would probably be digging a hole to crawl into out of pure paranoia because she does do this to me. Because like I'll start getting freaked out from it, blood pressure strokes heart attacks still killing more people than anything right if you die of a But those people are going to die still.

52:10 But if you die of one of those things and you have COVID, it's a COVID death. They think California alone is somewhere around 400,000 people get infected. because what if the second wave comes and a bunch of people die they didn't have to die right but So we don't have all that. Yeah. Yeah. So I kind of get the like super, super, super intense, careful approach to it.

54:41 compassion because you don't want someone's granddad to suffocate on some new yeah like they didn't wear masks right they do it doesn't look like they're wearing a mask it looks I mean, that seems pretty logical to me. data where some other country in complete lockdown with a similar population or somehow like equating their population with Sweden's population, if they've got a higher death

56:46 Like how many people live in Sweden? They don't travel that much. We did a show there, too. Everyone's interacting with each other on the so much. When I went there. you know i again i like my opinion on it and in my old age this is it has to be my opinion on let's listen to them you know and and then just make sure that it's i feel bad for like i have

59:16 of a shutdown like Yeah, we thought there was the potential Would it have killed like 400,000? Yeah. and one of them had it were kind of hanging on edge, It's not the same with everybody. there's a lot of people that, happening at night what is the difference uh you know i don't that's i don't understand that if Pete we've got all of us have friends that are like dead meat.

1:02:51 And that's like, I don't know. tertiary or some shit but still You know, I mean, they've said you know do not you know touch them or touch anything around them if you could have potentially people that smoke, That's like three weeks from now. Yeah. One of them is like incredibly controversial. So it's, it's essentially like tracking and alerting you if you've come in contact with

1:06:15 Oh, you're only going to use that to see who's got coronavirus? a new reason to use it. They'll be able to Let's track them. Okay. I wouldn't. a company that had these people inject a microchip in their arm and they could wave it in front What if Chipotle fires you? we're going to have to cut your arm off Mike, why don't you get those chips removed?

1:08:21 Oh, I earned these chips. yeah, let's just do it. I want to get sodas without having to pull out my fucking wallet. with this shit is it's like it's like when you're walking around in your company and you're employee say, credit scores go, right? everybody's going to feel like they have to reveal it. You know? and you're clean, so to speak, fuck that we're gonna look back on times when we just would meet people like this and not have

1:11:50 Yeah. if you're a registered sex offender, we know where you fucking live. Right. Fuck. Yeah, you let it. Like, oh, you're good, Duncan. No, there's a glory hole there that I like. drive somewhere in the middle of the night to go get something something important for your family but still that power that anybody has to say you can't work you got to stay home you can't go to

1:14:54 I mean, they need to make money. The shittiest. He didn't understand that was going to be his world. Helen, look. How much did they get? Disgusting. I'm not saying we're going to be in North Korea, but that something popped up on my Instagram. who know that their boss I don't care what level it's at, Exactly right. It's just so fucked up that someone who would get as high as mayor of Los Angeles would let an idea like that slip through the cracks.

1:18:24 I can't find anything. Oh, no, theyitches get stitches. I can't find anything. You're going to absolutely make sure that these people don't get beat up for being snitches? The congressman who got tackled. Yeah, man. the mormon politician that was running for president against trump romney romney yeah so some dude That's the opposite of what I'm saying. I'm not saying, therefore, we all got to be on the side of the president.

1:21:32 everything up and and so to invite that invite anything that fucks that up is to me really Like, so fuck that. I'll tell you that, man. maybe just don't snitch that's fucked up i mean well it's just ridiculous Like you don't know where this goes. Yeah, that's right. I've got a couple in October. Offer unto Caesar what is Caesar's, which is like there's a game going on here with power.

1:25:34 defunded because of this bullshit all of a sudden like there's people are taking pictures of garbage and that's no reason to like put off just the basic shit, you know, there's like, the garden's got like some shit growing in it. I'll put it out there, Like we gave flowers away. this not getting we talked for like two minutes and it was wonderful you're talking about i know you're talking yeah it's not that hard like i you know i think the

1:28:54 I don't even know if it's completed, but I've been there in the early phases. I can't remember. But isn't that Cosm used to be what he called the place in New York City, right? Yeah, it's a beautiful place Oh, that's just an image of what it's going to look like. it they will come things like do you imagine how hard you would trip inside that place?

1:31:10 Oh, my God. it but it's really it's like output from a place that maybe is you know a flute a few floors up from the one we're at it's having a pretty wonderful party right now and like part of what And then it's gone. like a better place a lighter place a place that isn't encumbered by so much bullshit is this particular realm. and you know what i mean but i i think that's what art does is it gives you this message, don't worry, we're coming. Don't worry, we're coming. And you know what I mean?

1:34:17 We're going to lighten it up. One of the things about tryptamine experiences is that things twist and change and morph and shift. You're not going to be able to bring any of that back. And a lot of it has to do with how you're thinking, which is weird. must be us. You know, all I can do, you know, I'm seeing myself in you, which is, I think, what is happening in this realm anyway.

1:37:56 Is that the instincts you learned? I'm like, yeah, I just can tell if a person is honest or it's like no i can't you can definitely a violation of space, That's a deeper thing. sometimes you're not right. And this is like why you need empiricism and science because sometimes you're not right like just because you think that's how shit is from some instinct inside of

1:39:34 like well maybe you're drawing the exact same kind of person to you or maybe you're running the same So anyway, that's the imagination. How? But almost definitely allowed him to get out of when he violated his parole. Let him loose into killing people and to do so with acid. But all of this very connected to the CIA's MKUltra project. doctor that was running the clinic where Manson used to

1:43:00 Kaczynski. a hotel that you could watch. A lot of it because they put it on their website. I interviewed that main guy that they had for remote viewing. Or that's the name for the thing that happens when the sun fucks up? like the kill shot that a lot of these I'm sorry if we talked about this the last episode, I've applied for a job. cartoon? Yeah. Hold on. Back up.

1:45:52 They took my question! What does Molly say? year. Generally speaking, at, that's not a word, kids, Ugh. And consequences of granting access to the wrong person. How much access to information we're giving at CIA employees. Oh, and consequences of granting access to the wrong person. They're like, it's a simulator. We're just doing The thing reads your mind. It's kind of cool.

1:48:01 You got an asset. is like stocks. They're my assets. The short answer is yes. No! No! Meanwhile, they're absolutely checking your phone. Hello. No, well. He has a security company. he was doing this book like everybody had, attorney that had worked he realized, like, there was a lot of crazy shit that was going on. because i didn't think i was going to talk about it but this thing blew my mind like you got to

1:53:28 That thing you do when you're like when you're when you're being lazy in your way of thinking. FBI listen to this podcast. And like, I think it was BP or Shell or some like oil company that I had like, just generally we all look at the oil companies and think they're they're Which is like the people in the CIA don't know hippie movement, you're going to run some studies. So then you're going to give people the ability

1:56:23 How can we do that? They knew that he was probably having people kill people. Or at least were majorly involved in the initial experience people had with LSD. but I don't know like where the, think they actually those tests were they were ordering the crazy unethical shit they did jack ruby in the hospital and after he left, Jack Ruby went insane. They think that he was under the influence as well because he had the same reaction after

1:59:46 And you can, what's probably, you can probably, I know you can, if we go on the CIA, the crazy midnight climax is that's an officially historical record yeah yeah so they must be now but when they I don't know man it's just too much, you know. He's got some speculation that he entertained at the very end of the book to show each thing and how he can prove it. He's got some speculation that he entertained at the very end of the book,

2:01:48 you get contacted by somebody who's whatever it is they give you you you job at the cia what excuse me did i get the job Did you get that job that you applied for? No! It seems like you're priming me. Yeah, but seriously, what would your response be if someone's like, That's true too. All that shit that happened compromised. But that doesn't mean the whole CIA is bad. It doesn't mean we don't need a CIA.

2:04:18 Right. Those are not alive today. But you know who that's what you need now does that mean that shit's un-American Turns out pretty fucking good. including the cia including the fbi including the army the navy there's going to be problems I'm sure. I set you up. Yeah. Jamie's like, hmm. oh my god I found a briefcase full of Ozzy Osbourne from the 70s coke, do you know how good that

2:07:55 Oh yeah. Back when weed was illegal, you wanted to shit the government was growing. And they're like, all right, we'll just say it. We know that you can handle your shit. We just have to do that level below. This is a fun job Like we know that you're you can handle your shit If I think about anybody infiltrating a terrorist group, I think of that guy.

2:09:27 He looks so bad. Folks, if you've never seen Team America World Police, I probably laugh harder in this movie So, first of all, these guys are Doll sex scene that's so So crazy And she's like violently They got so savage with the sex scene that they let them keep the most preposterous amount in there because it was so far past that. do with a human but you can do it with either a doll or a cartoon easily and it's amazing like death that seems like you killed Kenny

2:12:29 almost instantly not only that they do it mockingly but accurately like they they figure Oh, yeah. anythingness. So it's like of like decisions in It's not much different, to be honest with you, though. There it is. like a little light went off every time someone was shitting on someone's head, If you look, here's a, if you look, not shit. Are you doing that and the girls did just look they want a thousand bucks?

2:15:34 hey, you know that guy that used to be on that sitcom? probably a dude who's actually had the conversation he's like really like two thousand bucks like are stuck in the mud yeah it's like a fetish like it's like and there's all these videos of people or they'll start just wiggling around in the mud. Yeah. Like, what the fuck's happening? Are girls getting stuck in the mud? Like, what the fuck's happening?

2:17:55 Oh, guys get stuck in the mud and then other guys come out and help them? How weird. Yeah. It could be they're just really into watching hot guys that get stuck someone's filming it and they jerk I'm just done. a mud video like that. Free. Honey, those are valuable. Yeah, it's a weird. She's got her feet. Weird, man. Why is that so strange? Is he in quicksand?

2:21:16 And then all of a sudden it went away. fuck, someone throws a vine There's videos on it. is if your phone isn't fucked up, Imagine that usually thing. mud shoes, like snowshoes, but only for mud Here's $1,200. Don't worry. So if you get in there, you slide right in. Like a spider. Look for a flashlight. their hair that's the thrill they're trapped he knows maybe like he knows calls for specific

2:25:00 It's like mud spots. good like it's like just sitting in mud but it looks kind of cool and you know you're i love like, see if you can make them thank you. It's dirty. it was burning my ass. so like my heart like starts racing. Janky mud bath place. are you sure you don't know joe i definitely don't know i'm 100 innocent what do we got I'm trying to read through this quick.

2:28:09 Only in the 90s. Yeah, so... It's amazing how attuned you get to comments. Oh, fresh. Hey, what's your policy about cursing around your kids? me I try not to say it as much as I would say it with you. helmet looks the bag and she just goes shit she was three seeing a little and me and my wife were just like oh no it did it three she but that's the right

2:31:14 People get upset. They don't like it. kids not to say certain words around other people, couldn't say i can't say sometimes when someone's telling you something that you know isn't true But if you say this person's a fucking idiot, that's a different thing. Those people are fucking idiots. Right, the words aren't changing. They're not changing you. They're not changing

2:33:13 Just teach them to be nice. even the fact he probably you don't you want to shelter them friends around little kids so i i i pull it in a lot a lot but occasionally i'll i'll say a shit. Sure. But I don't, I just try to, there's words that I don't want to lose. They knew better we resisted but we thought they eventually were correct. Yes, and then you get to be a certain age like oh

2:35:57 just have like figured out a way to like not reveal to you or to the world that because they I have allergies. They probably deliver bullets. And, you know, what's going on? Like, I can't explain it. Real aggressive. How many businesses are going to be lost? People forced into these high pressure situations they didn't anticipate. Man, that's the – I have no – all the data sources are – some of them are so very different, it seems like.

2:40:26 maybe because you know i don't know who to believe you turn on fox news you see one story you turn on unnoticed i like those those to me that new reality to get highlighted yeah and brother that health all the all the all the checks everything but still all sudden work That's right. like stop some predatory lending, other than occasionally little blips,

2:43:34 the war against viruses. Well, the war against viruses just killed 50,000 people at home. Well, boom, something like this happens, and you're never going to play catch-up. But we should act accordingly in how we run things. and like fucking the you know left a credit card at the house right and like the but the car was That's a whole different walk than before.

2:46:19 And that's teaching me a real kind of responsibility, Have you seen the one where they focus on the lady who's the science advisor and she's sitting there listening to him say all this shit? That's it. the sound out of it nothing like what the fuck you hear that whisper no i don't hear that was Light. That's the kind of thing where your craziest your craziest friend if they said that to you you would be considering like calling their their

2:49:21 that's your because you know it's like let's, let's say you went and you, I don't know, you went into the forest and you What was he thinking while he was saying that? and I think you said you're going to test that What a crazy thing to say. inside as a cleaning. But imagine, imagine you have zero expertise In front of everybody, you're somehow or another having a side conversation

2:52:36 be upset and she wants to do the best work that she can do and this is just some nonsense she has Like, I think you said maybe. I think you said maybe you're looking at that. It's a different place. How many times did you bullshit your way through like those things in high school bullshit every every time a lot of a lot of the Like one of those one of those F's where the teachers met angry. that it was that it happened that way. You know, I completely failed.

2:55:21 You got to buy the book, but it's a way more. This is so you can pass tests. checking tools to find out plagiarism and whatnot but so many kids probably for a few years just did I can read, like, a little bit of video game stuff. it's like and also aren't they doing some thing where they get people to go and take sats for That's right. Oh, wow. That's part of the thing.

2:57:58 Can you imagine how mad Was it for scholarships or was it just trying to get them in? Oh, way to get in. Yeah. went to or whatever. You're complicit Crew is the word I was trying to think of. Go up. She probably pulled it back a couple times. All my friends are going, dude, that thing that's really fucked up is like there's some Fuck, Billy's going home.

3:00:35 I mean, I get wanting to get into some Ivy League. with an embarrassing kid. in a better position in life, but I was working all the time i wasn't around i didn't I don't think so. I think that's how you get in the school. That's how you get into the school. Wasn't there a rumor that they make each other blow each other and take photos of it so that

3:02:32 I mean, Bert's talked about that biscuit thing friend's dicks who's cares i mean aren't we in a time now where like like a picture of me Now what? where like they take pictures of someone doing a fucking thing that's legit fucked up so that you that's a part of an exclusive group, right? My guess is it's boring as fuck. Got it. Imagine if your asshole told a lot about you.

3:05:16 They read fingerprints. But all the villains have big, crazy eyebrows. this pandemic yeah asshole reading yeah or what if it's like a what if it's like there's... Maybe an app. Just scan it. A scan. It's a discount. to get out of here. What if that's what the quantum computer, the first thing it says is, I need pictures of all the assholes on the planet.

3:07:00 They're not exact. Well, they can. Look, I'm more than my asshole. tell people once again it's on Netflix Thank you, brother. See you.