Joe Rogan Experience #1466 — Jessimae Peluso Transcript

Transcript

0:00 Three, two, one. Yeah. Started doing one a long time ago. Yeah. Belzer is a great. Yeah. balls deep in like JFK. conspiracy theory, too. Do you think they killed her? You get the ultimate stitch of life, which is just done. First time in forever, no writing. I haven't written anything. their businesses and we're not exactly I shouldn't have said women.

2:57 Yeah, well, in the Titanic you were. Just lie on top of each other. I mean, it must be interesting for you to be raising daughters in this climate. And you said it best. and get answers. It's a little scary. I'm sorry. If Kool-Aid was killing half a million a year. It's very addictive. You would, absolutely. Killing bitches. It's like the crack of diseases. It's like the crack of diseases.

6:39 flying all the time? Fuck yeah! Oh, God. Dude, I don't If a guy could fart on a plane There's something funny about it. When you walk into a supermarket right behind an old guy You know what I mean? It's like, you know, car accidents are car accidents, right? And then for other people, it's literally nothing. And it could take a long time. grieving process is interrupted by the protocol. Yeah, you can't even visit them in the hospital.

9:24 We did. It was the kardashians It was in Massachusetts. And they had to keep him basically in a coma so that he doesn't move. years of another thing like this and we're lucky enough to be alive and it hits us, Instagram influencers aren't going to be able to intubate anybody. war and you could get bit. apparently. I don't. Hold on. it wasn't going to be like war. It was going to be

13:21 make, you know, and someone, someone whoever it was made the call that we But I wonder what future generations are going to know and decipher from this situation that we're in right now. Like, concentrate on what you're concentrating on. And if you comprehend everything, like just the nature of life itself, the fact that your body is this ecosystem with all this different stuff inside you.

15:15 Do you ever talk to your cells? Like talking to plants? Have you ever been high in a grow up? I don't even know what you just said to me. head of botany at Animalia University. I wonder if you could play Beethoven for your kid when it's like a tiny little baby who's in the crib. I have zero musical talent at all. To obsess over that, over the notes.

17:52 Yeah, you're like, you did it all wrong! Yeah, you're not going to. that you'd look at somebody and be like, I would say acted his ass off. I thought you were going to say, because we're talking about music, like Jamie Foxx with Ray. But I know it was a good one I thought you were gonna say I know Jamie Foxx is amazing Very funny The guy was homeless.

19:32 I've heard actors talk about that too. And it's like I got play pool and when you watch someone play pool in a movie and he's supposed Oh. When did you have time before? You listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. I'm supposed to have a few categories of things that I concentrate on. I've had friends that have had migraines, and it seems like probably one of the most disturbing things you can experience.

22:26 I've always got something wrong. Most guys have back surgery or shoulder surgery or knee surgery. And it also occupies your mind with real drama. gets you in an armbar they're going to break your fucking arm if they get you in a triangle today motherfucker and you're you're doing this all the time like regular nonsense out in the And they don't get a chance to. They're stuck in offices.

24:59 to implement something like this where you can I mean, that's why there's so many suicides in Chinese culture, isn't that? There's no way each time you're like, this is a good choice. Why can't we make an American cell phone? But the other question could be, is it also because they don't have the same environmental concerns? And not pollute the world?

26:58 But don't you think we make too much shit? call and make pictures and Fuck yeah. We were talking about that app, If it's your job to do that, you're going to keep going. a fucking camera right in front of his door. That's our mayor. I know but don't you think It's a weird step towards this tracking system that's going to be implemented that they're starting to be like, oh, it's okay.

29:13 And so that means this is a success. Instagram follow out there. It's so good. people ain't dead in 14 days, I'm gonna go out. Chilling. I hear there's Cards Against And also, why is it so How do we know these photos? I think that's just lazy journalism. And when I saw it, I was like, is he really doing that? What did it say? It's not misleading, but yeah, it's not technically a deep fake,

32:14 is that he opened What is that? There's a picture Bel Air by the way. is a deep fake. Oh. They want him to be this boss guy that doesn't make dumb mistakes. It's clearly not He focuses on that. I hope he's in the steam room Talking shit about Putin. biggest insecurity is what people think of him. But when you're living in conflict, right? So mother is going through extreme stress, like the mother lives in a very violent neighborhood and

35:53 while she's pregnant with him. Right. you know as a girl that made me reactive to men until I learned how to like narrow it down to this one instance and deal with it. You know what you were talking about earlier? violence. Or be defensive. because we need more like oh this iphone 11 isn't good enough i need an iphone 24 we also find more We haven't put enough effort into educating ourselves about the things we're consuming, the products we're buying, and the people we're surrounding ourselves with.

38:59 a humility about being a human You're tricked into working harder and wanting more, To put the food that's not good for you in your belly. Sometimes you can get a fucking rescue dog that's a little bit of a cunt. from the behavioral, you know, from the ground And there was like three rows of cages that wrapped around this room and they were all stacked on top of each other.

41:18 But to that point, the dog's behavior, I'm sure you know this, in a shelter is not reflective upon how his behavior will be or what the female dogs will be so it talking about before, causes that deal with child sex trafficking, or they don't know how to start, It's what can I give? I love dogs. Yeah. they're scared. fuck them. How about non-violent

44:57 75,000? response to the opioid overdose epidemic in 2017, more than get onto opioids, they never did drugs is a tough grouping. I had a deviated septum, and they put this thing in my nose and cut out all the scar tissue. that I could get air out of. but I'm not like, ah, I'm in pain. It's like, it certainly hurts, but it's not it's like yeah my nose is a little numb but i'm not like ah i'm in pain

47:22 Like if you had higher pain, you would get money God, it's crazy. in my nose to keep everything open after the surgery but it was nothing and this guy was like Take those pills I gave you, stupid. I mean, look at this COVID crisis. asked about how she eats and what her history was with nutrition didn't even offer like a um an alternate way for her to eat to sort of build her heart strength from within just wants to put

50:05 First of all, they probably won't listen. least provide a little bit of information but i think to be a doctor to give like a really good Yeah, they still have to pay their student loans. It really is. It really unfortunate. It's crazy. Imagine you've got to catch up to hundreds of thousands of dollars you spent. the breakdown in the overall system.

52:12 knowledge, and tools Like when people get on a certain diet when they're really young and their parents are on this shitty diet, it's fucking hard for you to get them off of that. And that takes a lot of self-awareness and self-work to go, oh, I'm doing this, you know, you know, for for a lot of girls that I know. No, I don't judge you at all. And as a father of daughters, that's why I say like, do you feel a certain way about

54:37 you to advance in life, to give you a chance in life, to be in a place that's crime-free, You can't say that someone who's born in that neighborhood has the same starting line as someone who's born in Bel Air. there'll be more competition which would be better for everybody because you have more people that The education aspect is a huge, huge issue, like the access to education.

56:43 Well, it goes back to what you were saying about the parental influence you know it's just it's ingrained in who you are yeah from experiencing the trauma to achieving success, And I'm not saying that's where we're at right now. right? Restaurants, comedy shows, like that kind of shit. like right next to each other in the movie theater like it used to be.

59:02 It's not the same. There's not two people in front of you having a conversation. I've seen some movies with cool people, like, you know, it makes the movie better. Yeah. Peanut Butter Falcon we're gonna say it that way from now on that gay guys do in France. about this special needs kid Did you ever see that thing where he, when Trump was elected, he was getting people to

1:00:51 4chan, right? was on planet Earth. Then they had someone drive around in a the flag down. The guy looks in front of the camera and goes Because first of all, no one got hurt. hated where you sit in a cubicle and you Google funny shit because that's funny. I'd be like, ah, you got me. Because someone might have posted of the thousands and thousands of users,

1:03:17 Okay, they're that too. You don't think that's Yeah, it's like a movie. Why'd they take it down? taking it down. No, keep it up. Also, they didn't do anything that deserves to have them nuked from the historical record. to block people like that. because they want to get a reaction out of people. It's just a weird way to communicate. So I went to record my podcast, sharp-tongued podcast,

1:06:14 I sent the link out and everybody Whoa. If that was young Jamie, he would have hit record, If they know they're not being watched, What is going on in here? And boredom's okay. You know, people are like going bored. Find a purpose. Like early on, they're like, here, you could learn all sorts of things in this. So can you tell me what it's like? He said, okay, I'll hypnotize you.

1:09:28 Like I'm trying to just, I was trying to listen, just listen to him. You wake up with your pants down. It's not like you're you know you don't know what's going on you wake up with your pants down it's not like that it's like just i wanted to i wanted to be sounds crazy but my thing would be to try to figure out how to distract myself less, have less procrastination.

1:11:16 It gets to this weird center of you, I know so many people are doing ketamine. You get to the state where you can kind of see things more clearly. Yeah, for sure. online, but I've only had it done once. that are bothering you, things, place to be alone with your thoughts than a float tank. I think you're probably right. I have one right here. Oh, shit. I have a tank right here.

1:13:37 And all of those synapses that are firing, and at some point they need to relieve themselves. I was talking with Justin, our friend from ABX Cut to article, Jesse May supports 4chan. i love that i wave to them i love that like we talk to each other i love that it's really sweet You really could. Does he really? He lives like that. He's got like a commune.

1:16:33 Makes you know it's got to fuck your wife and you have to give them 10%. That's what happens with every good empire. But I'm saying it's amazing that no one... Really bad. There's never a second draft. He wrote these stories. he's a wizard amazing movies of all time. Oh my God. You're like, what in the fuck? You watch Battlefield Earth for the first time and queue it up so that people can watch along.

1:19:33 My mind is blown that he wrote this. It reminds me of like. It's like a missed opportunity to do something good. is amazing. I mean, fucking amazing. Alex Gibney. Maybe it's Going Clear. was self-helping himself so he was psychologically kind of fucked up and he was sort of self-diagnosing And one of them, there's this guy who's a big-time Hollywood guy who is in Scientology.

1:22:01 Probably giving him millions of dollars or something like this. almost like a test. A false sense of achievement. And applying all of that. It was great. Who was the other example that I used? It helped your life because you decided to focus on doing better in your life and you use the tenets of Scientology, which some of them are really good. The tribal side that gets crazy.

1:24:41 Rehabbing his ankle. 5,000 years old. He's from another galaxy. 57? building. You see his foot compressed. His ankle's Sit down! He's a legit maniac. You remember that movie? Tim Curry as a devil. I have chills. This crazy fuck's holding onto a plane. He also drives race cars. Why do you have to find negative? Is this your man? Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel.

1:27:45 I think he thinks he gets his own planet when he dies. It's from the Osmond Brothers. The Plan. No, we did this before. It makes for perfect podcast fodder, though. Was on Twitch. Twitch was on Twitter Oh, my God. Didn't they get a legitimate violation from that? I hope so. Joey's a universe. I've never seen nuts like that in my life. What happened with the violation? Didn't they get a legitimate violation from that?

1:29:57 He's like a fucking four-year-old. somebody who pushes the ticket like this he experienced the fucking the craziest the craziest life one of the craziest lives of Because when you're born as a creature, your job is to get love. he's also a bigger picture? And my take on it was I did want to not work with Joey. You seem like you're good with chaos. So a lot of times I was the new kid.

1:33:14 And then through all my choices, just sort of coincidentally, whether it's through martial arts and then through comedy, it sort of reinforced that. It wasn't my thought when I was 17 years old thinking I didn't fit in anywhere. There's many people that had way worse childhoods than me. To have self-awareness to know what it is. Are those lies, Jamie? You should see some three points.

1:34:48 It's hard. It's hard. That's not like brave like you're about to go stab a bear. or for the good of your loved ones. But still, it's a daunting thing to sort of dissolve your pre-existing notions of who you are and look at yourself with fresh lenses. It doesn't even make sense. You're the daughter of a girl dad? A daughter of a dad who had a girl. Okay. It's so important for you. Wait a minute. You're a what? You're the daughter of a girl dad?

1:37:00 I'm just kidding. society to do what you're doing. So you're creating healthy like if I met you, Hey, Jessie Mae. And then, boom, here you are in 2020. Little personalities forming. Yeah, that you saw grow and get bigger. We've kind of all known this before. around and not even considering where we're getting stuff you know what a buffalo drive is So they would all go over the edge.

1:40:55 but there's an opportunity in this moment to reset your perspective and slow the fuck down person and I like to conserve my energy and I don't like to give energy to people who are, But for the most part, I like to be rested. Me, personally? Yeah. Exhaustion's a big one. before a podcast. I had to give myself some protein and some It's like a napping bear.

1:44:07 Do you have like a regular morning routine? Or I'll lift weights. No, I've been ramping it up. Oh. You don't even need that. Yes. Damn. Is that good? fitness instructor, let's read the instructions of how to put those bands in your door. They're showing. I'll dress my butthole up for you. Yeah That one in particular Yeah but there's a lot of girls now that do the body paint stuff

1:46:58 Yeah, I think I might... How much you want to bet? Oh, okay. What do you think it smells like? Oh, like... Did you come up with this idea after her? Oof. I'm stating all my accolades. All of her pictures, she has her feet in them and they're all pixelated. No, and it's much smarter for a smaller price to attract a certain number of people. They also define the standards

1:49:32 like her and like do this and 10 lunges and this and that and that, for sure. Here I am. And see her pussy. You have to be, but you have to be honest about it. And see her pussy. like, don't, Jamie knows what it means. benefit them. Cindy's over here just working With her butthole. One butthole What should they do? No. I just Googled OnlyFans, and there's actually a story that's on this topic that's not fitness.

1:52:24 Oh, fuck them. This is going to make her way famous. Could she help me? You were talking about Or Olivia Newton-John. She got into fitness. She was like the first fitness influencer. It was about losing fat. Stop the insanity. I meant the other one. Eat potatoes. Congratulations. A lot of bitches. No, I'm just doing traps. youth that you liked? Everyone liked Farrah Fawcett.

1:55:28 Did you ever watch the whole story of that? Yeah, John Ritter was making the lion's share of the loop. Because the contract was in negotiation? I think she developed a strong pussy as a response to this. You mean your asshole? Is that what you're saying? No, it's pelvic floor exercise. Dudes fucking snap it off. You got to do your Kegels. Guys can do Kegels too. Ooh. Ew. Yeah. You mean your asshole?

1:56:35 Women with kids, they laugh too hard. you could click it and you'd like to see Yes. Yeah, you're all red as soon as the punchline hits. flus. Look, we're very lucky it's not targeting babies and children. It was the number one thing that the patients that had the roughest times with it had in Yeah, it is a slow burn. No pun Maury Povich show where they would have to like.

1:59:20 He even had some operations. The whole thing in terms of who you are and what is life. It's not a simple equation. No. You're behaving ways to, you know, go back, revert back to that time in your life where you were experiencing pain because it's a connection. maybe, Was he so funny? He was so funny. So I had been a fan like from early on when I had first seen him on television and then

2:03:11 No. It happens when you're on stage. But I've seen people do that to you at the store, where you get off, and they're like, You have chimpanzee balls. Yeah, because they take care of the harem. traumatized from his and then how promiscuous the females that a guy releases and all of That's the loads. If it was coming over a hill chasing you like. It's screaming.

2:05:38 I mean, it's literally like it's trying to get up in there. I wonder if it would change I wonder if your plants Because if you think He was so little. That's interesting though. have a cassette player i was as i would like sit on my hip i had like this fucking neoprene belt to Welcome to the Jungle because I literally felt like I had more energy. It's one of the only things.

2:08:06 I did read the book. But they were talking about when you're running. There is something that happens there. Maybe get out of your own way. for people who have alzheimer's that makes sense yeah because it's doing something to juice up your Wow. Speaking of fart, let's fire up the black ash is that what it's called this is Donnell's I love personal man my man sells candles I love done I

2:10:30 And then I also listened to He hasn't? Don't worry about it. Well, the key to candles is you have to burn them until you have to cut them. I'm like, who's See, this is, but this is a guy that's industrial. It actually smells good. How many of these butthole candles have you sold? Well, yeah, thank you. The girls just queef out a cloud. that was one of her things

2:12:55 We have to go gentle. How crazy is that? Tampons, I'm just remembering that's like that a tampon was actually invented by men Yeah, but it seems like a male invention a male invention to a female problem on the bathtub, Like that blood's Do you think that's nature's way, like before tampons were invented, trying to gross out There's something with gypsies where when women bleed, I think it's called gaja or something like that,

2:14:58 Werewolves would be cool. That'd probably be the coolest. I love that you're saying this. Yeah, that's a, when you get into the primate, like nobody gives a fuck about rats. they're desperado too we talked about that like you know the the thing when the test they did Look at Jamie's smirking. That would be in the morphic resonance area. It's very difficult to go,

2:17:00 And you can call it intuition. out into the universe to just let somebody else know they're not alone and maybe they grab them And so I John sent me that message on a Sunday. I think it's like a nursing home. was she said sure I can go in and I'll tell him I'll whisper it into his ear and that And that was about four o'clock. And you know, about what was that one o'clock here,

2:20:05 Maybe the problem is the word mystical. things of the brain? You'd have to do it if you're looking at something like an emerging characteristic of human beings, And I think that it only makes sense that there could be some non-local connection that we have to each other, That's why we're really interested in psychics. And then it brings up the whole conversation about the creation or existence

2:22:38 I mean, look at our brains. And sometimes it's dog shit. Yeah's really wild person it's really it's it's so it's so crazy Yeah, but like little teeny, there's actual little microscopic things that are doing these Dude, I get it. Everything is made up of things we can't see. There's something on a microscopic cellular level that is determining these things and in self-love is is a tool to use to sort of I think help help you put yourself on

2:25:25 And this is a big event. I miss like, you know, events and going out. hugging and shaking hands and you go, ah! It's that scary. Well, that's scary. If an asteroid hits, like there's a big asteroid that's flying by, It's a planet ender. They didn't know, but now they do. silver the silver lining hopefully will be us learning how to Yeah, that as well.

2:29:05 that's fat that was like i think that died in like the 90s is he are we googling it says contempt Because people are good at adjustments when they have to make adjustments. and survival is threatened. Right, because then we're just back at square one. It's not sustainable. It doesn't smell like butt and gasoline. Get out. Yeah, cheap house. It's like, what was that creature?

2:32:47 Is it something that got loose from Joe Exotics Park? number one problem. And then there's these cartels that are sneaking in coke and just They found out that this one jaguar I know. You should frame that shit. Find that. You see it biting. They're big. in the Amazon, I just think... Whoa. You don't throw up and you don't shit your pants and it only lasts 20 minutes.

2:35:46 You know, Anything that affects you don't have a lab lightly. There's no FDA. called Meatdelic. And she to be right. I've never done Now what's fucked up about it is this book is chaos. giving LSD to people to try to change their memory, clinic in the 1960s and all till this book came out they were at CIA ran a fucking free clinic in Haight-Ashbury and it closed down three months after

2:38:33 They'd let him out again. they were making him yeah they were creating the crazy well he was in the he was in jail for most and that Manson learned how to do this while he's in prison through this CIA study. orgies getting them to do crazy shit murdering people like he literally was a part of this Safety. The chaos I feel inside. Well, Harry came home one day

2:41:19 because on the way home, And they broke his brain. It's just, well, if you give people power I don't think I have. it's it's it's that's really just Jesus. Yeah, apparently he's a really friendly guy. psychophysiological was also shorter So the CIA's papers had a different account that showed that he could change people's memories. And it's not just proven.

2:45:49 It happens temporarily. it's the wrong environment and or even worse you're hanging out with no people because you're I wonder what the memories were that they implanted in the people. Yeah. Well, what we're... If we're not yet, what's beyond the simulation. I have such a crush on him. Oh, you love everybody. Hey, listen, That's all joking aside. but she doesn't consider

2:48:29 I think they love everyone. You like straight people. You like straight people. So, basically a very open person. That's what they did. Because Lady Gaga told me. Fuck it. Yeah, why not? Anything that you can't make fun of is bullshit. COVID. people were demons and he looked the most That's the irony of people like this. leave the house but wait i like it when he's in my house because now i have to kill him but you

2:51:49 That's where everything else has been doctored up. That's how old the demon is. Does he make love or hate fuck his wife? content but oh my god that's when he's rebuking covid who's the other dude that's this guy who's I respect that choice. you a question because you did say that you don't want to be on a plane with all those demons He's way less crazy, though.

2:54:04 No, no, no. there's joe there's fucking joel's. Jesus is king, so shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. Like, if comedy's done, I'm going to God. Because it feels like it's teetering a little bit further away from religion. And you're getting donations from those people too. like a member of the mafia. God is good. He's running towards God. He's like, I'm not even going to get my teeth bleached.

2:57:12 sermons. He dwarfs us all. But I mean, he's filling up the 16,000 seat arena about three times if 50,000 people a He does 22,000 people in Vegas. No. Well, I'm as humble as I can be and still do what I do. shit going on where you've lost yeah for sure but you you also uh you respect your boundaries and and you you aren't afraid to and then he wants to get your phone number

2:59:37 I don't know about you Like everybody's sort of like working. There's so many of those. I gotta keep moving. I have two numbers Like someone is that thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he's the head guy. It's an alien thing. Some fucking wacky He just, hold on. He would take pictures of him with a, he had a captain's jacket on, a bunch of medals he gave himself.

3:02:53 It's still reading. up with this whole system of like Dianetics, this whole system of how to like manage your mind. Who knows? There's so much money. Yes. He's probably out of his fucking mind. Yes. Look at his face. But the conversation Dude, and they gave him his neck like Flava Flav. Flava Fl and he said look at this and somebody leaked this it is fucking amazing

3:05:55 Most awesome human of all time. of what? What the fuck ever, you hater. They go to LRH. Look at this. Hugo. If you just said, look, I am going to do a thought experiment, and I'm going to study Yeah, you'd have to be in the system. It's like with everything. look at this is a job right here it wasn't even a job before it's just like a recent job um but have you seen waco the netflix thing dude i had no idea i knew about

3:08:31 And then convinces the guy he's helping him. Jesus was fucking her. Please don't. Waco, Texas. What does that even mean? It was for sale online. I'm like, is that bad voodoo? They shot fire out of the fucking nozzle of the tank women and Look at Ruby Ridge. anything whether it's a leader of california or a leader of the country or a leader of anything

3:11:40 So you have to take some criticism in that's probably nonsensical and angry and he would knock it out of the park. But it's just like I think Obama had a calming factor. But he can hang out in a way like that. I don't think Trump can hang out It seemed like when Obama spoke, he felt like he was in the moment and present. Real erosions of that. And I don't know if it ever wasn't a dirty job.

3:14:43 Who the fuck wants that job? Squirty. and I think he probably worked some fucking ungodly amount of hours, They just want to get in there, and once they get in there, they're like, trust me, I'm a fuck they just want to get in there and once they get in there they're like trust me in the world and you realize like oh my And they can let you know how everything really works.

3:16:49 all kinds of government. And that's one of the reasons why I'm very patient about this whole And what do we do if the virus flares up again? or were worried that it would be, If and when something worse comes that we need to improve our equipment supplies in our, you know, our standard mode of protocol and how we're reacting to these things on this, like in a system level.

3:18:38 To tell people to not go anywhere and not go to work for a month and most people comply, Mac and cheese. How much could you live on rice and butter? But hot dogs are one. But I'll take sauerkraut every time if it's offered. Just eating pickled candy. Yes, dirty water dogs. But if you have like, there's a couple of different companies. Because he knows.

3:20:33 I try and live my life. as I can, where you cook some elk? Dude, Wow. Ah! No, I really appreciate that. That's what I like. No, it's not, Joe. Was he the CDIC guy? He goes, that podcast has freaked everybody out. Sid Rapp. You're just fucking around. that reaches this insane number of people, Yes, exactly. with a professional production group, and then the next time I'll be better.

3:24:13 The only way I'm going to be interested And about this is one of the reasons why that deep blue computer beating Go, beating a really top-level world champion Go player, is so extraordinary. Yes. Will you consider my offer to do that simulcast while a bong please do for your fans yes with a