Joe Rogan Experience #1475 — Bridget Phetasy Transcript

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0:00 Bridgette Do we need to wear masks? Did you see that the LA is They have a number now where you can turn in businesses that your immune system. Zero. These people are just like, stay home, locked up. I don't understand this. Yes. that, you know, a outside in the sun. How? All these people hide the fact they have a cult. I would join if you started.

3:09 Thank you. We'll love you. that's a problem. You should never have a cult leader. You got to be informed and get to vote. I know. By the way, Boise is, I don't even want to talk about it right now on the podcast, but I want to blow it up for Boise. Boise is this really cool town. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. And I really thought that. And so you were pretty indoctrinated

6:18 drone attacks like fucking across the board yeah everything right but i would say this is true about the maggots too oh yeah yeah There's a certain amount of dignity. It's a it's a large market. Right. And I've been hard on the left, hard on them. No, no, that's normal for me. i don't i've been not getting news like i I just skim through things these days.

9:36 The sitting president, exiting president, literally hires or gets the FBI to investigate Trump. last night. And then when it turned out that all that Russia stuff that they were claiming was going to happen didn't take place and that they knew it wasn't really happening to begin with. There's so many series. A hologram in Fortnite or something. Oh, I saw that.

12:20 Yeah, that is the question. Little built-in fail-safes. The Hill is Crystal and Sagar. I always say his name wrong. Jimmy Dore, especially, he has some fucking epic rants. this is, You find out later. Yeah, yeah. And then they have a deal where they're doing podcasts. someone does an accurate job of breaking down what went wrong, particularly what's going on with this Flynn case where they're trying to drop all the charges and then some new judges coming in saying, no, we're not dropping shit.

15:56 No. No. Yeah. The disease. Yeah. I know. in the city there's just more crime in my neighborhood there's more now everyone's wearing you see so it's so highlighted right now is anybody doing a tally on how many more homeless What in the fuck? shows, The things that the solution is keep everybody home. masks. And so this is the quote You're fucking it up for everybody, Bridget.

21:04 People are really pissed off because the bars are packed with people i think That was my upbringing in Minnesota. Jack Daniels, too. You know, the concern about their family, their economics. you know, like grandma killers And now they're going out of business. I'm like, how funny is it going to be when it comes out that ventilators are killing people?

23:08 I know people who are worried, and I have a family member in the hospital right now. And so I don't mean to laugh at People are still dying from the flu. It's that old saying that's been around forever that soft times make soft people. Or, oh, he started drinking or oh whatever you could point to a reason why the business went under now it's you can't work right won't let you work

25:12 you know when he was 18 years old you got drafted he didn't get drafted he But at what point are we now hurting more people than we're saving? So let's lock down. And my friend was in Italy. But. You can't just look at hospitals and PPE and old people that are dying. have any little small business mom and pop so I started doing like free advertisements for small

28:14 and it was a dad and like his son I'm sorry. Keep talking. But now I know nine people that have gotten it, a huge percentage of the people that were in the ICU. but Rhonda Patrick, if you go to my Instagram post, Because it's a hormone But we can go It's D-E-H-E-N 1920, which is when they've been in business. So what's the website called? I'm glad that you're doing that.

32:25 kids who already are at a disadvantage. Maybe they, they live in, um, they're just like in You know, really, it's a disease that hurts. up for years and years and years and worked hard me too. All these like jujitsu places and the places where kids go, little camps. these teachers to make sure these teachers don't have the flu. Yeah. And they often go teach with the flu.

34:49 for half a fucking year because you don't have any Good luck, guys. One-time payment. And good luck getting it. are you scared? No, I'm not scared. Good. Because the other thing that bothers me and worries me is mental health. Yeah. I mean, have you ever been moved to a place where you didn't have any friends? Oh, wow. I didn't have any friends doing this stupid tv show and um I had a girlfriend back in New York but we're kind of on the outs

37:36 And I don't think I'd ever gone that long without a hug. This was like I needed it. the death toll was so high is there's a lot more intergenerational over there. It's crazy. So do you guys not I was reading this thing that they were criticizing Andrew Cuomo for making old people go back to nursing homes. Yeah. Yeah, it's low here. It's definitely a city where everyone's still even driving.

40:09 Yeah. You know, there's just so much. You're making a lot of sense about New York, though. Yeah we're getting the strain from China. like, bitch, what are you guys smoking? So what the fuck are you listening to me for? Like, we stocked up on food, and I was worried about a bunch of things. That was hilarious watching liberals learn about until a pandemic to get a gun. Yeah.

42:30 I will not name him, in this house. He's like, but what you said? Yeah, it's not going to take much before shit goes sideways in this town. Utah's starting to open up, and this is what I'll do now. It wouldn't hurt for our state to go purple. But it's one-sided actually, too. Because they can't be. hired is massive. It's really fucked up because it's like a form of self-censorship by limiting your employment

45:51 became aware of that I'm like what would happen if I said the things I wasn't saying on Twitter It's weird because I grew up, so my dad is one of ten. And it was a whole mishmash of. parents. Who said that? Do you really think that it's a good idea to confront your Fox News watching relatives Yeah, yeah. You're going to ruin it. If someone says, you need to get

48:19 I don't know, but she separated from his family. No, no, no, no, no. That guy's fucked. He's gone. He was fucking the girls that Epstein brought to him. And then the fact that they killed him and got away with it in front of everybody. it's crazy it is straight out of of something that you couldn't even believe. So speaking of cults, I was just thinking about this because I ended up on a cult kind of like accidentally.

50:24 In India. And so I was like, you know, how 10 years as like a wandering hippie. I had no idea. In India. I wrote a whole piece about it from Mel magazine. And it was wild. Oh. Wait a minute. Like long hair. You don't have work. And I was like, was an awkward breakdown no no because you didn't you didn't buy into it you just sort of went I knew no, speaking of knowing nobody, I went to Australia on a one way ticket and knew

53:19 I called it 33. So you have to figure out how to get back. Shout out to Casey. My dad traveled around the world when he was in his 20s. are the craziest assholes ever like let's just randomly hope this person who's just gonna Yeah. from Italy originally oh and then how much of that And this is when I was still partying like a legend. Then it became like a it was a weird thing.

56:46 What did they eat? was left over from lunch really so i didn't eat very well and we had to do four hours of work this Malaysian way of everybody was swapping partners like so You know Adam from the Comedy Store? He's got a crazy cult background. they're having so much fun I go I know I know We had the compostable toilets so that the poo became manure, you know, like man-ure.

1:00:29 of plants it's nuts it's nuts you can use every part of it my friend todd mccormick said it's Oh, okay. Yeah, it is weird. And it was fun, but it was a lot of work. There's something going on you feel when you're next to them, their rvs and their dread and humboldt's i mean it's gorgeous up there but it's definitely And the whole vibe was very gentle.

1:04:07 It's like the thing that was keeping, like, you look at the economy. Weed and weed money. still illegal even when i was working there but everyone's like is that illegal i'm like He was a game warden that when he signed up to be a game warden, And they're using dogs, sick dogs, sick among fucking cartel members. get to the source of it, and it's probably some sort of an issue that we can solve.

1:06:42 Growing it in the National Forest. They're growing it in this public land. And they're like, what in the fuck is this? And there's so much regulation. Go to Ed's manifesto, his Instagram page. It's all, that's their source of revenue. over the soil and putting up like huge domes where there's no ambient light and now you have light Probably. days i was gonna bring you some but i saw that i thought you were like gluten-free or some shit

1:09:35 Like way less. I wasn't going to guess. I definitely, I was sick the first couple weeks of the lockdown. And I did have like some chest shortness of breath and a cough that came, but I kicked it. It's like. And you think it's the whole. Well, toilet paper. And so they only can keep so much. And then you start seeing it online, and it became like a spiraling freak out.

1:12:25 and they tested positive It really is. I'm good at accepting things. I'm enjoying that. So if they ever did this to me while I was in high school, I would have just quit school. mopey dork But then also very fortunate Have a good time. I'm at the Forum November 1st. Is that possible? No, no. They can do that with testing. The number one thing that we need to concentrate on

1:15:24 You fucks. Right. Yeah. Yes. to still go to work because I can't. if there's more drug addiction, if there's more suicide, you will see a loss of life that's directly attributable you'll see a corresponding loss of life due to suicide, corresponding loss of life due to drug addiction and overdose. There's a look, depression is for sure. It's, it takes in a lot of factors.

1:17:59 Right. Yeah. food. I have water purification tablets. I have pumps. I can pump creek water and get it to the not permanent. It's not Right. Yeah. And gardening. You don't want to be surviving nuclear winter when everything becomes this fucking horrible gray sky wasteland and everyone's freezing and choking it's not good Wow. So now we're like, now this is something we know we have to worry about.

1:22:03 We're reacting like it is. where at a certain point I was just there. All the waiters had face masks on. When you're in a position of power, there's an archetype of a person in a position of power and then all the potential things that can go wrong when a person's in a position of power. Well, daddy says you got to put your mask on, even though it doesn't make any sense.

1:24:11 Exactly. Gavin Newsom is a person. outside and look at the sunset. You can on May 15th. Okay, a little bit. A little bit. What can we Let's take care of our vulnerable people. Vulnerable people? And let's take care of be smart. Let's take care of our vulnerable to work on your health. Because It's a great word. Have you seen the prisoners giving each other COVID?

1:26:24 I don't either. You might want to double check. You little knucklehead. No, it is. I got sober in 2013, which means I got sober right before Trump started running and now through a fucking pandemic. Alcoholics. Everyone's drinking alone. Or from grocery stores? zoom those things i would i would rather die than get hammered with a bunch of people on zoom

1:29:14 It says 16% were drinking more, 19% drinking less. That's what I'm saying. Yes. Off-premises alcohol sales were up 55% in the third week of March this year. alcohol sales were up 55%. So I wonder what that means in terms of overall, Right. I'd be drinking a lot. I've seen their faces fill out. The bread baking? No, now I can, now I have to lose the COVID-19 is real. But now I have another challenge. The bread baking?

1:32:03 Just staying at home. And she's like, I need to dial it back. I'm not used to seeing myself drinking while I drink. the people that you know that drink? No one keeps it together after a month. We're all around the same age. Are friends your age getting hammered? Like the wine moms are just still more, they're just maybe more wine moms. Dude, if I was, so my nephew, it was his first year of college, and now he's back at home.

1:35:03 It's funny because either my nephew's just like a badass or super resilient, but he just, My kid's going to private school. You're talking about all the way up into college. What are they going to do with these stadiums that are going to be filled with people? No, no, no, you can't. That is so dumb. I was joking that this is like a plot by Amazon and Netflix to just get us all inside.

1:37:15 It's going to get inside of you. might kill you with their fucking spit do you think that people will put up people want the government to take care of None of this is good. anywhere and those and it's become this sort of again this ideological battleground where the Why would you drive when you know how many people die in driving accidents? I would be happy little fricking

1:40:39 because I was worried Everybody knows a guy. I don't like that they're telling me you have to wear a mask when you go outside. What does that mean? If I'm running on a them. Educate them in terms of their immune system. educate them in terms of like here's where it could go bad Yeah, I guarantee you that has to play some sort of a part in it. I'm like, how are these businesses going to come back?

1:43:36 five a day Wow really yes holy shit yeah that seems like it should be a bigger And that could lead to loss of life. Cinco de Mayo we went down and everybody Socially distancing. I went down the next day and it appears the word had got out. They're empty. So I don't know how the schools are going to stay afloat. And they just want to trust in the government

1:46:00 I canceled gigs. Yeah, it's like 85 plus. You were Bernie, bro, right? That's what I like about what Bernie stood for. It seems like this is a move towards you equate those two, that's when people get weird. No, there's not one thing. Yeah. Like that seems like a really silly idea that makes no sense to me. They'll let them cost way more money than everybody else.

1:49:08 I don't know. you're not unionized. You don't have really very much protection. If I was still a waitress right that their solutions are the best solutions, but I don't really know what are. Yeah. It's a human It will be Weekend at Bernie's. It's so hard because so many conspiracy theories have ended up being true. That he's in cahoots with Bill Gates and they did a whole thing.

1:52:00 I've been pretending to work on AIDS and all these different diseases and all Oh, really? Yeah, because he's busy. Like, okay. they're working on a vaccine for SARS, but it never happened. It's possible that they won't have a vaccine of the vaccine? Okay. A credible goal. But I was like, that's the next January. I'm just so happy When people smoke it around you

1:55:08 But you worked at a weed farm while you were sober. I'll make you this promise, Joe. because it puts Because his is so crazy. on the thought, and it's like, what happens to the thought Multiple times! Sam has had quite a bit of You got lucky. What is it? Oh, no. Yeah. so it's along with 20 hits of acid as a wedding gift Depends if you love your bride.

1:59:44 Well, at least he saw the sign I can see why they'd want to take them. maybe I won't go back. They were the original social distancing. Didn't they cancel it? damn the man! And the man is like, Come on, Burners. suitcase full of drugs i'm like god damn it like no. Like, no, I can't. I was so close. Because it was during my Well, no. Then I traveled around the world

2:02:42 I don't know that I have another time in me maybe but well don't you think that Alex Jones, I would be, if I was drinking and tweeting, no way. These aren't crimes, right? Civil suit versus the families of... David's argument is that – I hope I'm not misquoting him. And is this an ideologically based decision? are getting removed left and right. There's a lot of those videos?

2:05:52 that's thinking about it logically I mean, I've heard a lot about the 5G. We got to step in. And then even when I was thinking, I think. And then, you know, even And if it's my company, like, fuck you. I think that's where most people get upset. And like you're saying, some of that, you know, I But how are they supposed to make – It depends on what you're saying.

2:09:16 You can't do that because there's crazy religious stuff that you keep on YouTube. They take them down, but they still, I've seen them on YouTube. You know, when do you think these people get to talk again or whatever, which is an insane thing that we're even saying. But they're private companies. a company that recognizes Like, that's creepy shit. to zoobie where he got banned off of twitter for saying okay dude for someone right right someone

2:12:28 Yeah, yeah, I use it all the time. And it might have been like, okay, dude, but we're ascribing intent. I was offline. is that in the terms of service it's a new thing oh okay it's a thing that they've adopted over I would call you Josephina because I'm not an asshole. If you don't call me Debbie, or you can even be a they. That's who you prefer. You can't make up one. I'm not you you're either a he or a she or you can even be a they that's who you prefer you can't make up one I I'm again like they doesn't even work it's funny because the younger

2:15:13 Yeah. And then it seems like it's more acceptable to be trans, Look, somebody talked those fucking Heaven's But this is what I'm saying. Small percentage. Allegedly. That's where I feel like, okay, maybe it's in the culture. What freaks me out is not people that are like you or me that are like, I mean, there are doctors co-signing on this shit. be like yes this child who should be listening you know this child knows what's best for them

2:19:08 canceled after this. No, you're not. It's an ideological must have some massive generalization or there must be a switch that you know of that i don't that Why would you let them pick out their gender? conover about it and it was like a big viral moment for this discussion and people called me You're pro-children transitioning. And it sounds horrible, but it's true.

2:22:10 And I was like, wow, No, I know. I would never live east of the 405. that is west of the 405. Anyone living on the beach in LA, Venice is pretty rich. Long Beach is rich? Venice is like tech rich now. That's Beach is not rich. They're pretty. I mean, anyone living on the beach in LA, on the west side are like extremely liberal? Did you see that one guy that was walking around?

2:24:07 It's so weird. When I was in Rome and all over the world, when you go to any of these places, what he's done in Africa. I did a radio hit. but he's done so much good yeah but to be fair she was out there saying that talking about when If you had money, you would still be spouting out, stop your bullshit. You're one of the best tweeters alive. Whether it's nutrition, whether it's genetics.

2:26:36 I hope they do. We have something that works. Now, should they have 67 vaccines in order to attend school, including HPV? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Everyone's brains are broken. able to like talk again the person yeah that's a good that's a good question um well alex jones Like he had been on. Oh, okay. Telegraph. for the miscad he reaches now to yeah you know anonymous accounts that's that was an accusation but twitter didn't want to

2:31:31 But I have to defend the people who say things that are even atrocious And look, there's a lot of people that had some terrible ideas early in their life and then they changed. Exactly. And hopelessness is the worst. I don't know who any of these people are. This is, he talked about it on this podcast. Seen their eyes shift. Yes says he's seen their eyes shift. Okay. This is, he talked about it on this podcast.

2:33:42 you hear about the lizard people? This is evolution here. Yeah. This is the same thing. Yeah. documentary that everybody keeps sending me oh yeah yeah it gets removed and then people upload You've got to let these... Too real. he was doing some wacky, This is what we need to accept There's some weird one gene pool that the ancient my YouTube show it's kind of an art form

2:37:05 stand-up guy um andy kaufman yes it's like everyone's become andy kaufman right alex jones And so it became this giant. Like you got it. You got it. Like, what are you doing? Like, what is he doing shooting people and robbing people I guess I underestimated the culture wars. We should stay in. What's that? Why is he the Roselle Stone? And it's terrible.

2:40:27 like the Oh, it's terrible. It's got a good beat to it. idiocracy. It's something ultimately, who do you think, do you think Biden's going to make it to the election? He's still well prepared with the digs and how he talks. He goes, Biden probably doesn't even know this is happening. Oh, my God. I think that's. There's a lady who put together this.

2:43:05 It's not the only one. I want you to look up hashtag Toddler Trump on Instagram. Accusing the baby of doing things to the baby. Oh, okay, perfect. This is the Jimmy Kimmel one? No, no, no. Deep fakes are terrifying. No, no, no. It's so cute. No. You ignored every warning throughout January and February. It was 100% what happened. No. What do we do? Imagine if your kid was born Trump's little face and you'd be like what do we do

2:46:18 and you're like in a liberal place Like if Trump, what if he dies? Yeah, we are deep and we're deep. rational well everything more than it is everything's become political yeah everything but it's the focus of our attention instead of like the the distraught feelings that we're having Yeah, they fucked up hard and you can't listen to them and you can't trust them.

2:48:05 That's the problem, though. Here's what we don't know. Chinese American. thinks they're David and Goliath, but it's really like Goliath and Goliath. shit going on in the world and you're worried that people called you out because, yeah, nothing says this isn't an overblown hoax. You know what it really said? It wasn't simply like he said some awful thing to Dr. Fauci,

2:51:27 I mean, So anybody who doesn't give you that is fucking with you. Like in this crazy battleground of ideas. I think it's like internet searches without a warrant. But again you're not hearing that stuff gets against it. Why aren't we marching in the streets? Yeah, that's the thing. while their families go hungry, It's not it's the people who are living inland.

2:55:03 you're used to saying crazy shit around comics. Like that's part of, okay, I won't do that around you. Yeah. How was she fucking people up? had to become employees. And theoretically, it's, I mean, everyone says that it's because she's It basically kills your ability to be a freelance worker. It hurts anyone who's basically freelance. Jesus Christ.

2:59:26 month, or you will have to join, you'll have to be employed by whoever you might be writing. Now, But that costs $800 in California just to incorporate. So not everybody has the money to become a corporation, but that costs $800 in California just to incorporate. So not everybody has the I wish that I could believe that, but just seeing the way she behaves, even when anyone calls her out.

3:01:16 Gonzalez. That's it? That's your whole thing? But this is Just tweeting, fuck Elon Musk. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. That's it? That's true. You wouldn't believe it was real. we're done i'll find you the whole website california's got real problems right now Exactly. the same law for Idaho It's supposed to work that way. I'm like, you guys are crazy. Do you even hear yourselves?

3:04:22 It's unreasonably dangerous to allow people to live in areas that may be contaminated He said he was compelled to intervene because neither the city or county appeared to be Well, you can't do that and nobody's allowed out. okay. They're never going to move. put our first money down on a home, honey. I was shocked. So there's people on the outside with their own tents.

3:06:31 just incentivize homelessness if you left where would you go I want a house. interesting. It's much cooler there, but That's the problem. I thought about Texas. We don't know. a year from now is going to be unrecognizable. alive and their solution to everything is we'll get them we'll send them money and but in the grab bag for everybody. I know. Yeah.

3:09:54 I think about Bill Burr's routine. No, not the most recent one. and I saw the paper tiger one. Paper Tiger is really good too. I was in my room She's like Bill Burr. No, he was screaming. Oh, he was screaming. But homeless people on the cruise ships would really solve the problem. Like, God damn it. You know, if you want to for food, you'd be kind of fucked. God damn it.

3:11:41 that's more than $10 a stand-up show on a cruise. Why do that when you can go to Texas? Yeah. And dumpster fire, but it's not the same. This is the thing that could make me move. Texas, it was like two weekends ago. I have to find this book. It's really Who knows? That's never happened before And I think also people will understand that it can go away.

3:15:12 And they changed the goalposts. That was like the cops on the beach. They were like, please leave the beach. And everyone's As horrible as that sounds for anybody who lost anybody. And the hospitals are going bankrupt. Dude. I'm glad we got you in here and we need to do this more often. Dumpster fire on YouTube.