Joe Rogan Experience #148 — Kevin Pereira Transcript

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0:00 What you got on your toes? Fucking Brian. how siri is fucking skynet and i mean it's like right out of the gate i'm like shit man we haven't I'm used to dudes sweating on me. he was working out with his friend, Eddie. bodybuilding muscle back then, but I wasn't as strong. That's called slash fiction? So what you're saying is that there's a whole genre of fiction pornography about famous people.

2:23 This podcast brought to you by Fleshlight. fucking the Jolly Green Giant? What if I need that Wait a minute. They have Dari or whatever that... Dora the Explorer? And I was like, hold on. Didn't you just say before we started, though, there was one? Back in the day. He sent me a Facebook message Style's more of a movement. and he was on the radio show at the same time.

4:32 But boy, did he have a crazy fucked up sight. I don't think so. And then also these people started coming over to my message board, and then it started taking off. It's the exact same website as it was since the beginning of the internet. What exactly is web 2.0? web 2.0, There's all these things who makes websites. Yeah, it's a weird thing, right?

6:45 You know, someone out there thinks I'm as fake as they come as well. You put.net instead of.tv, by the way, Are we live? Do we want to get into that? said that there's these entire factories where they're just cutting up dogs while they're alive I was so desensitized from those early days know they skin fucking dogs alive yeah to make knockoff ugg boots i've seen that video it's very

8:40 50, 60 dolphins, and they just slice their throats. But how horrific is it that the way they choose to do it is to bleed them out? make boots out of or anybody because they don't see the dolphin or the dog home if someone's really thinking that i don't i can't i don't want to wrap my head around of I don't want to believe well that just makes I've had dogs taken from Pounds.

10:41 thing ever. The woman that was giving up the dog. asking you're just like take it out out take it out of my hand take it out of my head i don't they did, they take dogs that are about to road when when you especially today when you deal with all the fucking economic hardships that are hitting Can you turn my microphone down? louder that's good good yeah he he used to raise him and fight him you know and

13:36 I mean, you're really in Mexico. It is here. Every sign at every store was in Spanish. It's not that hard. And there's nothing wrong with that, man. They have them go at each other with no spurs on them. Is there a fantasy league for cockfighting? You know, bring it in. Really? Chickens can suck my dick. Trying to be gay and funny, you silly goose.

16:08 I'm like, that's your excuse for watching gay porn like you just wanted to watch two dudes fuck well it doesn't start off like that i'm sorry here's the information louisiana was the last backlash from michael vick look there's a big difference you you tell someone someone fights And we just kind of accepted him back into the fold because he's got to put food on the table. No, this is a guy who's getting off on killing animals for sure. And we just kind of accepted him back into the fold

17:45 I forgive someone for saying things. I forgive someone for that kind of behavior. You know, I forgive someone for fucking up. I forgive someone for saying things. I don't think I can like you. I would like to believe that people can fully learn from, and they're wagging their tails. fucking head than having yeah but those guys the dogs want No, no, no, that's not true.

19:43 That's all dogs that are not game. This isn't like fanboy talk. to avoid a fight altogether. There's no avoiding a fight with Pitbull. None. Zero. If there's a guy and you've done a really good job of breeding I mean, I don't want to, to physically separate them no it certainly doesn't i mean i don't support it in any way no no and i wasn't implying that

22:44 I hated watching dogs fight. no matter how aggressive the dog is so i mean of course over many generations well my dog now And he breeds for the exact opposite. He's not shooting them in the head. they're fascinating animals be brought to the gym yeah yeah guys bring it jujitsu come on my friend or they're given to people as pets. I feel the same way about Yorkie Poos.

25:07 Once you have a pit bull, it's very hard to take other dogs seriously. Really? They'll find a way out, man. they're smaller same thing you know those dogs are super smart both german shepherds at the pound Make sure nobody came around. That's awesome. yeah but I mean I think but it's crazy that those guys haven't done any time yet. It's getting bigger too.

27:44 out there for the first time with giant signs that said audit the Fed. so many different that's gonna happen with any movement sure absolutely especially a movement and do their YouTube videos to fight back Marginalized every other movement for years. and this is from Reddit articles So they got lumped in as, hey, you're Ron Paul, so you're Republican.

29:48 No, there certainly were. the 40 people that were in a Citibank trying to close their bank accounts. She quietly calmed down. I'm trying to cancel my account. So the one thing this movement has going for it, which has me remaining so hopeful, is that they are so fucking connected. You know, this guy with the sign, crazy anti-Semitism, there you go.

32:11 And now that I'm going that you told me this and I'm going online and we'll tweet this stuff, too Oh my god. The fucking guy to go to these protests and put us in situations where we'd be arrested and not able to leave not be able to leave that's So you know who's behind it. Yeah, I hope they can. hey, you know, no foot traffic allowed on the bridge into a megaphone, which if you've ever

34:33 No foot traffic. They cut them off. It's cowboys. And it sucks that it's unfortunately only the bad and salacious stuff gets the news coverage. Citibank, I disagree with everything you're doing and I want my money back. So I guess it worked. She says, I'm against you guys. do you want to do you want to be able to go to a place where you work and have a bunch of people stand around yelling that what you're doing is bad or protesting inside your job?

37:13 You don't know if that person has a bomb connected underneath their coat. The cops are not fucking bankers. before these protests. and so much attention This protest hasn't been violent. spraying and he's still a cop three women oh still a cop doesn't get demoted nothing you know he had But just plain devil's advocate, what if you don't work for uh

39:28 I hope that they, and that's why I was troubled to see that woman called the branch manager, And I was like, if I'm going to be outspoken about this shit I need to go down there I need to see what it's there were three people there positive about it and there was a So you think it's being co-opted by nefarious forces that are working undercover to try to sabotage things?

40:46 It's costing them a lot of money. It might have been billion dollars. No way. to protect them and protect the bankers. And people were like, Those cops couldn't say shit. Yeah, why are you hurting these people? It's amazing. It's fucking That's amazing. It's amazing. It's not like somebody had to go digging up some file The people that are For an Adam Sandler movie.

43:28 a lot of fucking money 4.6 million dollars talking about J.P. Morgan And how's that work? Now we have a mixed media shared space with like IRC style moderation, kettling us in pull up the google maps drop a pin on it send that out to the group so they can be that's going down the world click on a bubble and view it back like a timeline wow and see when the

45:45 Fudge the police. So what are you going to call it? sell yeah don't steal it no i mean i hope if someone can help me make that please why don't to know who's who's roosters on top that's's it. We gather. Yeah, that's a great idea, dude. they're crazy and it's like a cult. tweet he was down at occupy wall street he was talking about how fucking crazy it is he wrote

47:51 right now. like MoveOn, and they have their own ties to corporations, and gathering interest for your movement. But I think a lot of Republicans don't think there are Republicans out there. A real Republican, by the way, wouldn't give a shit if you got married if you were gay. religion in with politics. This is the big question about this Occupy Wall Street thing, is that it's already gotten

49:51 get a job, you hippie. get a job today is an asshole. nine percent or ten percent or what it is that's just people that are like registering for Yeah. For sure, people get a shit roll of the dice, man. What I was going to say by bulldog determination. It's so much harder. Okay, first of all, to get something big going, you want to get Bill Gates money, you want

52:07 here broadband sucks in this country and cellular sucks so i'm going to start my own my own carrier Yes, I think it does take that drive. They'll take a job. Is that possible that something could be impossible? I don't think anything's impossible. if you're born in – Impossible. Is that a real – is that possible that something could be impossible? And if 85% of the people are working, why can't you work?

53:59 Right. But again, I'm not saying there isn't a middle class. the American taxpayers could end up bailing out out yeah find out i've never heard of anybody donating money to a bank that's crazy with all But why not, you know, and the government takes it, and the things that I want? Let me vote It's a representative republic, right? How gross is that, by the way, that you pay, like, you're probably in like a 38% tax bracket

56:30 They don't have to tell you shit. Is that what it says? Really? I've heard him vilified several times, so it's nice to hear that side of it. People stepped over the body of the baby. There's a video of them stepping over it and a note like sorry i hit your baby here's my license plate i'm insured you got to at least do it's just too many goddamn humans and literally not enough food for people.

58:58 Siri is going to figure that shit out. It's so sexy for him. Nothing seems real. They're not going to just let us run things as usual and give us more information so we And we lock them in fish tanks. It didn't escape. We don't give a fuck, man. Oh, my God. Did you ever feed the giraffes? They could have not just created a planet, let's see how this one turns out.

1:02:35 That's the mad race. all the really big shit i mean the notion of it and it might be uh like a nostalgia that i've absorbed not as much it's Yeah, well, not even just that. Let's do that. massive, massive machines, and Quaid starts it start the reactor. from freaking out I would definitely... You know, Really? To have an extra nipple? Yeah, maybe it was too much.

1:05:43 GNC. where they're using fake dicks and like splattering girls that's actually pretty funny You're going to be able to go to a website and through series and knobs, select exactly unless it's being beamed into it or electrified into it. tune into that the human mind can tune into for whatever reason right and they may be able to we'll create the cell that will be put into something virus-style

1:08:28 to go in and cure cancer, artificial cells they inject this artificial cell into you and slowly but surely over the course of We're going to enslave ourselves before the aliens do. I think no one is stopping the onset of artificial intelligence. way we don't know if whoever gets it first whether it's the u.s or the chinese they're And someone's going to have it and use it to take the rest of the world all the way back.

1:11:05 And the scientists sit around and discuss how close we were to changing the world. When America's covered Are you talking about chicks that look skinny from the waist up? Glaciers. and goes wow it's so big that's amazing but until you see a freshwater ocean of old slave owners just framed around watching I put that on my Twitter. I don't know. Just jump in there naked and go, what, bitch?

1:14:21 So he had a farm. What was going on? and tigers and bears and shit. on October 19th, It's okay But there's a photo Just laid out I mean, they've got to do what they've got to do. He just unlocked them all. a cactus. Your dick they're idiots in Ohio, but they don't treat them Oh, you know what? fucking Planet of the Apes monkeys The alien's going to land

1:17:37 a couple times. the realm of possibility that they've already done something like that they've already created It's been that long. that's so far and above and street views and all that other shit. And he was doing defense contractor work over there. of the building that was powering the sway of a building Was it China or Korea? Prepare for a shit storm online.

1:20:17 or for carpool riders and to help you get through the, A million people beating off videos of people sitting in front of their computers. and all the laptop lenses. It sends it to your iPad. Yeah, it's like once it's in the photo stream, you can't delete it. Someone snipes your Wi-Fi. it automatically reassembles them on the monitor for you. So does everyone else have to be on a Mac,

1:22:26 It's the Wi-Fi. Right. connected never connect to hotel systems never connect to a hotel network that's like laying on He turned them in and this guy So if you download a file in the transmission. that's already in the database and see if it's in there so they don't have to Whoa, how are they reading that? Every x bytes, this is the character. and you like the song.

1:25:20 They're going to have that for all that shit, like the image and Yes, please, because someone actually sent me something we had talked about on the show. based on wolfram alpha but it's not exactly true it's integrated incorporates wolfram alpha it's we have now, just like Shazam They've got the hot dog want to own the rights to your usage data, your social graph, your preferences.

1:27:19 But I'm saying that you're kind of alone in that right now. But they can still call that together from your tweets. I retweet things, a chance to run into or meet. No. Whatever. She's talking to another porno star. wowing? I ignore it. I just have to say at Siri that is continually continuing to add to the database? program itself the database has to be huge for siri but for local things it could store that

1:29:58 And he was concerned about acting a certain way to a pretty dumb artificial intelligence. When you ask Siri a question, that's being stored somewhere. That request is indefinitely Which, what does that mean? What? I couldn't do AT&T. He told me that I got a new iPhone, and he told me that AT&T, but it's still a shitty network. There's no bones about that. I couldn't do AT&T.

1:31:18 It's faster, yes. We did both at the same time. But I think you look at how, like, think about Siri as that API opens up. There we go. This works pretty damn good, though. like hey joe comma i'm gonna be a little late period hope that's okay period does it write As a matter of fact, I like the idea of it, There's an intention to actually physically typing out each individual letter.

1:34:00 and writing about something that's's when paths just appear. And I'm just, fuck, got to commit one. I like Spanish music If I'm really high So I wrote some of my best shit On a plane blasted listening to the same song over and over and And now it's even more crazy. there's like a spectrum of there's like a frequency spectrum that's supposed to not just an annoying thing

1:35:55 if you have headphones on I think on where i'm at with writing, Dude, that's crazy. You need to get in there, dude. I'll hook it up you need to get in there man I mean what I imagined Your session's done. Right. I was in a jungle, and I was with this indigenous population. saying, I was realizing, what the fuck? It was really brief. beam that experience and you're some little monkey person from 500 000 years ago walking through a

1:40:18 fucking videos and all you people do there's a bunch of people do them take little clips out of or I think they respect like you're able to have in common You know, I wrote about this yesterday. It's like, man, this is not necessary. You're right. Yeah. houston yeah so we're gonna have to hire him nice i was i was shocked at at the anger and vitriol

1:43:08 you're doing what you're doing some people just want to get your fucking attention well clearly who doesn't have access that I'm selling it's not You could probably save like 50% or something. I really, my number one concern when I talk about anything that I like, I'm not trying to sell... I think it's cool as fuck. I would never get behind anything

1:45:19 where you can't give them It's a fucking placebo. It's a skin condition I got heavily into vitamins. And they started spreading, man. No, no, no. But you know what stopped all of it? People are assholes. what about science? is a scientific method. in alpha-brano, you don't believe in alpha-brano, what it is with a lot of these people is whether it's trying to win

1:47:33 their bills but here's the sad part about it They had no personal experience whatsoever on these things. obviously, they're powerful. This is a good version of a human. This isn't a dope. This He might be idolizing you, though, Or they could be a contrarian. The point is the way the internet is set up now, the anonymity that's built in, it's so easy for someone to be a twat.

1:49:36 You know That trend is an interlacing of information, and you're not going to be able to avoid all the aspects of your life. but you need to not get busted Who's in LulzSec? And that's absolutely happening now. Just like the guy in the Citibank. He left Affliction. box but there's a ginkgo biloba in them and ginseng and 250 percent of the vitamin b6 100

1:52:15 But by the way, I should state that I have a high tolerance to caffeine. I've done this before, especially when I'm writing a lot. That's my only addiction. full grape ape on something and it shatters my immune system for like three weeks it's terrible best formula I hear you. And in mixed martial arts, you obviously don't have a gi. He would fight with a gi on, and strikers would grab him.

1:55:03 No, no, no. they're totally why is your coconut juice what's the calorie difference That's what I do. I don't know. I'm going to stop smoking marijuana because you can't have a gun anymore. So I don't have to quit weed. It doesn't matter. Is that retroactive? I stopped smoking pot. You squares. I'm here with a bunch of squares. It, exactly. Thankfully I don't smoke pot, but if I did I'd be really concerned right now. Exactly.

1:56:55 That doesn't even make sense. Or do I want a guy who's high and paranoid and is not going to shoot anybody? What if they shoot back? to the possibilities of Right. It's fucking crazy. with anxieties, a lot of people with all sorts of different fucking ailments. This is one way to look at it. Who's benefiting? And follow There's not a single one. Most cops are.

1:59:48 marijuana legally under state guidelines. will say, why do you tweak out about this stuff? You can eat it. Yeah, it absolutely does. Right away. and even if you disagree and drugs drugs drugs that should have everybody enraged 20 million fucking people stuffed into one arresting people for selling So when Occupy starts having signs that say, give us back our weed, then they're going

2:02:40 Oh, I don't think it has. It's the first time ever that it's passed the people that want it illegal. there's not going to be one thing. They're going to attack this thing So you just lose That's what I'm saying. No, no, no. Trillions. Most people don't even understand. mind fuck that is every dollar that you work your ass off to earn has debt already tacked onto

2:05:38 money. We're going to be the bank that lends money to the country. What's amazing is when where the money came from and it came from guys like me i don't know if it came from you or you but that's never fully... who feel like sheeps now, well, my money went to put that there More civil liberties. It's a logistics thing. guys from jp morgan from city bank from goldman sachs from bank of america and putting them in

2:07:49 dude, this is so secure, I'm happy Don't Ask, Don't Tell with a sign that said wall street wants to gay marry your illegal abortions and people were like to stifle your rights to protest. I want him to lead this movement, based on gambling get to put the horse in that race i know he's not going to finish and i'm going to tell you this is And not one person has been investigated or put away.

2:10:25 and they're just to the cops The American Dream, now people are starting but how amazing is it so when they're professors criminals. There's no laws against that. How many friends are sitting around smoking a joint, drinking a couple of beers, having This is like, we are right now at Vietnam protest levels. You went around Fight that Marine He'll get the job done.

2:13:00 You see that one cop Well, it's also that you see these cops That's what enabled him to pull the trigger Well, I hope – you talked about people that are willing to commit atrocities, right, because they've been desensitized. they could flip on a ray gun and it will microwave your intestines you are so freaky man google it Yes, except it's directional.

2:15:29 You can't have anything anymore. They can cause permanent blindness. I might be wrong on this, but I'm just going to fucking say it. I'm sorry. make you deaf if you don't get the fuck out of this area they blasted some somali pirates with They fucking pump missiles into their boats Yeah, maybe. weapons and shit and these weapons companies, against the you know the the oppressive are rallying up against the you know

2:18:38 And so people at home will be like, well, they're being very humane to those violent people, so this isn't nearly as jarring. It gets to a certain point. But they're out there. You don't know. Yeah. beat down and that's it there's nothing you can do we just be slaves to the system did you see Ron Paul at the Republican debate yeah Ron Paul had this one brilliant thing that he said that everybody says that really pays

2:20:28 repeating history a lot of that history I got great friends war zone outside my window i mean we're we're potentially two to three years away from that was my exit strategy I would go right to Vancouver dude of all sorts of not in 84 rather I was like, this is ridiculous. third party option in the software that allows company can contribute to the Republican Party

2:22:58 And I was like, man, Montreal would be the shit, but Can you imagine? because of the internet No, no, no, no. it's awesome whether it's fucking costa rica or where where the fuck it is if you find a place that you think that you could live a safer healthier friendlier life than what you're here thinking because you you know, It was a different world.

2:25:20 How can they? How can they? Is that possible? Yeah, we will be the Canadian Mexicans. into its brain and and like you can see its organs. It looks like the fish from Sega Seaman like the Planet Earth what alien life forms could be. How the fuck did that fish develop that has a fishing rod? And he's like, let's try this, because he's obviously a super, super brilliant guy. And somebody posted this interview with this

2:27:55 that's the question we're not supposed to ever answer maybe we'll get to a certain point where and then it was like wasn't it for those of you who hate weed show, which is cool by the way Well, the reason why is because he started talking on his crazy CNN show sorts of altered states of consciousness. There's people that literally must drink coffee all day

2:30:36 He was working it as hard as you could. a person he's a there's nothing wrong with that guy he gets silly sometimes but they discount the positive benefits of it because the medical uses are many And it has just entwined itself into our culture to the point where people believe all sorts of bullshit and nonsense about what is really an amazing beneficial plant.

2:32:16 anything else do you think he fundamentally disagrees with you he needs what the world I enjoy alcohol. I enjoy alcohol. I want to dance. taught you about drinking and gave you some fucking things to think about. And he has to send you a text message every time he has a drink. saying that that one of the biggest things right now is that there's people that get addicted to

2:34:17 Not one of the biggest things. Actually, it wasn't high at all when it happened. addictive to your point though if there was a shaman, whether it's yourself or Dr. Drew or the fucking internet, I know a few people that fucking just go to the store and just fucking spend a shitload of money every single day and smokes that money. whatever it is right it's not but for most of us, it's not physically addictive.

2:36:23 Masturbation. discipline and you don't have the ability to be objective about your body like the ability to be objective about your paying and all that that's when i'll find myself beaten off three times a day that's when i'll find Keep those guns. I love the good ones. Like the center was a nuclear reactor and it was melting down. I don't even think

2:38:13 And I hadn't eaten all day fuck yeah, What is hotter than a hot chick with a hot body and glasses? Like that level of nerdery. Nerds is nerds hot yeah and plays professor layton and cosplays I think it's a lot of health and exercise. What? She's like, Her arms look like I heard that they had an open relationship, though. And you know that movie Yes, I think that might very well

2:40:30 that roll that way but many of them i have you ever done the open relationship thing or the swinger thing or anything so you tried it and then come home and talk about We were talking about Ted Danson. I don't want to say. Well, I think... Compartmentalizing certain emotions? For men, and they were part of all these rituals And then there's sort of this orgiastic communal society

2:43:09 And it diminishes objectivity and self-awareness. You have a 10-minute warning? Once again, you are a bad motherfucker. No, I appreciate that. I want to try this alpha dog. Go ahead. Bitches Three at night What the fuck ever We're doing a show at the Ice House. set up a laptop there for the week on the Twitter on Twitter, on message Doug.com. Not dig, but Doug.

2:46:12 So they overturned the law? That made me angry. D-U-G-G-E-D. But keep your frequency positive. Work hard.