Joe Rogan Experience #1481 — Adam Eget Transcript

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0:00 duh duh duh adam motherfucking eget how are you brother good to see you my friend good to see you You all right? Oh, no, they don't. Yeah. There was a baseball movie, and you could clearly see that there was cutouts It's a diverse movie. It's amazing for women It's amazing amazing that's what I like I like you watch Ozark no I tried I watched the first four episodes and then I didn't okay so get back into

3:08 She was so fucking awesome. that will be superior to a biological eye. He's like, I'm not even doing the season. Half human in five years Yeah, that's marijuana talking for you. lettering on red. Seems very strange. Why? It's a matte painting. They should just keep them at the original resolution. It's ridiculous like color eyes Schindler's List. It's like what are you doing? Yeah?

6:56 Black Mirror was so good. person making these choices and these choices accelerate to the point where it's great oh yeah he hardly even the problem is he said outlandish shit over the course of x amount of years and if people Yes, I saw that really recently. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Night at the Apollo. Yeah, whoops

10:16 Yeah. He was just starting out. So I came down Tuesday and it was Roast Battle, and I was like, holy shit. because it's obviously like it's a different it's a different just a different I'm too mean in real life like And then I love how Brian has everybody hug it out. Yeah, he is the perfect host for that. get rid of some of the old blood and some of the people that were weighing the lineups down

13:38 Come down at least just for a visit. It was terrible. Tell me about it. What was it came there in the 90s, it was dog shit. It was terrible. In their prime. Shit. So it was like when Martin would come the main room That was a tough one. Yeah, right? Exactly. i had gotten beaten down a bunch of times by those crowds and that was the brilliance of of mitzi

16:18 And when the music starts playing, they go to these guys, with a clip of Biden saying that stuff to You had to do a set after Mars Okay, I'll put you on at one in the morning you fuck It'd be easy. There's only, like, 25 people going to stay no matter what you do. You learn how to eat shit. You got more questions. The world's playing dirty. They're all pretending

19:24 Russia game. Russia, whatever it is. And it's not going to get out of there any quick, They don't give a fuck about people dying. And I'm gonna I'm gonna know it's coming This is what needs to be done, not lock the whole fucking country down. With everything. Dude, there's an article that can't than there were from coronavirus deaths. Yeah, I mean.

21:48 That and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood were my two favorites that year. Maybe the first with John Hurt. It's at one hospital, though. You're not supposed to lie and read the statistic all fucked up. No. Okay. I feel like I know, but realistically, I think July. I did reconnaissance this weekend. good guy to talk to probably uh well i just talk to comedians that's great yeah i mean i don't need

24:30 There's things that don't make sense. What are you saying? You can't have Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, but liquor stores are essential businesses. Because, look, man, people are freaked out. So they need the hospital beds. That doesn't make sense. Oh, that's like pretending you're in a swimming race in your living room. I'm swimming. Look come on the floor. I'm swimming

26:53 It's not stand-up. No masks on in the whole place. Let them do it. thing that was going to wreck havoc and they'll point out like individual cases of people that are really young or healthy and something goes wrong with them. I don't know man i mean they're going to see how how these other cities that have opened up do and and how that goes and then and then reevaluate this is a very conservative state in

28:35 But people are dying from all kinds of shit all the time. that. I've heard that crazy conspiracy theory. for children. It's very rare that it's fatal, very rare that it's fatal, but the flu is far But a lot of things happened to Michael Yeo. Then he has two days of auditions. Vitamin D deficiency is something that exists in like 70% of the population.

30:32 Everybody thinks they had it. But who fucking knows? Congrats, by the way, on fucking Spotify. Thank you. I'm in the sauna every day, 25 minutes every day, no excuses. There's no doubt about it. It was like the week after 9-11. know and you were saying something important earlier you said we could fall into some sort None. Drink lots of water. Stop drinking soda. Check your vitamin levels if you can.

33:32 No. and then four percent have sufficient levels of vitamin d four percent like that's insane We should be able to open the original room. Exactly. So we'll just get one of those fucking. And then you write on this thing. I mean, mostly, except when you're taking your meal or dropping off your meal. I don't know. No. Because eventually, like, it got to a point where I'm like, I just want to fucking hide

36:27 So it's like everyone who's in town, whether it's Chappelle or Bill Burr, they're all there. But they're the next ones up, you know. Like a like a whole new dimension, like a whole world had shifted. It was like the end of the night. Those are always the best sets. Yeah, and that's where I would put Brody. Do you have his kettlebell? We'll have a Brody garage sale.

39:24 Push. every day. I miss that motherfucker too. I'd leave that place some nights And I'd be like how lucky are we that we have this place now because this place but there was a lot of bullshit in there a lot of fucking boat acts and a lot of It wasn't nothing like now. It really is, though. Somebody talked them into it. for two months at a time. So thank God for that.

43:00 it because you haven't gone anywhere but you yeah exactly when you when you sit in your house like that for like all those days at a time how that's got to be so depressing fucking want to kill somebody if i was stuck in a in a single room yeah that could happen for sure happening because like one started happening in the beginning i was like another 10% bump in all that stuff when the pandemic was happening.

44:45 you about it right when you were in that state of mind yeah and it was terrifying but what made me it made me think in that state of mind like i'm so thankful that i have such a an amazing group I call it the bitch group. It's so funny. And delete too. Yeah. No, who's Jerry Sloan? it's like, okay. that wrestling might go under. I mean, they're doing hundreds of shows in these giant places.

47:15 jews he's the guy who started the xfl saving money no come on i just watched the 30 for 30 on the xfl He probably spends everything he makes. Yeah, the WWE Network, I think is what it's called. They don't have the same model. and you were Conor McGregor, would just fight a championship fight, she's not taking your nonsense she's not listening to that stupid shit Shut the fuck up You know I mean she got knocked out by Cyborg

49:35 Wrestling dork So all that money from those – they do these giant arenas. He's got no time. But next, people who are losing their business and their families falling apart because of this. No talk. I wonder if other countries, I'd be fascinated to see how they're handling this And that's a giant part of what's happening here. It's directly connected to your diet.

52:10 looks better than he ever has yeah lost a ton of weight and he said he feels so good he looks I let it go. He got his name on the store at the wall. He used to do a bit about that. He's getting younger. Again, we're not hearing any of this stuff from people. Yeah, right. It's going to be the audience going to be exhausted. That's what I was gonna ask you is do you think?

55:06 people are going to be experiencing financially over the next few months. Not only is that your day, but you're going to be crazy. And you're like, God damn it. And occasionally I'll check what other people have posted that I'm friends with Right. It's like when you post it. It's important So when you tune into that, like you're getting all the problems of all these people.

57:13 And then there's hundreds of thousands of Tommies well-structured conversation or disagreement Where's the love? They're in the same boat like they love you pretty much, and yeah, there's just there's a lack of Yeah, maybe. All business decisions. This was early in my acting career. accepting this guy for fucking up over and over again and then the end the solution is he takes a pill and the

1:00:43 I actually, I think he had a lot to offer her. This guy's so mean. woman and they take away reason and accountability well it's not just that it was like no he was It doesn't have to be warm and fuzzy. So they say shit course. That's what he was always I wanted to find out why he could ever possibly think that that was a good idea for that lady to date that fucking asshole.

1:02:34 i that movie bored the shit out of me it was weird but the my point was not that you know it was a You don't even have a real personality. You're saying the things that everyone says. Instead of saying, hey, what's up? So that is 99% of the industry, man. I mean, I just figured out along the way what was wrong. have any thought to it i know exactly what you mean and there were a lot of comics that were

1:05:01 It's just you got to somewhere along the line fix what's wrong with you. whatever the big thing is that a movie that you get into, the big thing that's supposed really a numbers thing in a lot of ways and an attention thing and a focus thing you know people savage. You're like, oh my god, that guy's a real and all the coke he did. Right. Yeah. Yeah, you're there.

1:08:08 Yeah, sure. Some of those guys, and it's certain for me as a person who's met You can convince those people. Back then it was Madonna. I was dating a waitress there at the time. and into the ocean and you don't know how to swim. because he was in the audience oh no So it wasn't his fault You do hypnosis Like I've seen it with Stern and now with you where I don't know what it is.

1:11:51 hanging out in the back there thank God just like this thank God for Eric I bring that up on a weekly basis. What is this? Ari is basically, I think, just starting to do sets, and he just kept getting the night before his special, I was nervous. What? I'm worried we're going to lose everything. If they don't let us back in soon, because it's not even June.

1:15:14 And there's this, like, ominous feeling when you're driving around of, like, this is just the beginnings of a volcano. It sounds like they've had some progress and some very positive. There's also talk about something. I know I'm butchering this, but instead of like having a, the idea of it is that it makes your When does one of these things not kill us but turn us into gods?

1:17:09 I was going to say, because out of all the superheroes, that's the one that you would What was Galactica? I don't love all of them, but most of them. There's a lot of good ones, man. Yeah, they're fun. Here's my number. Yeah, how could you be that sad? I don't love all of them, but most of them. The single survivor of the universe preceding the Big Bang of the main universe of the Marvel Comics universe.

1:18:21 That's right. Oh, they're bringing him back. I think it was... Was there a Silver Surfer movie, though, wasn't there? I think it was. The Rise of the Silver Surfer. Michael Chiklis was the thing. Yeah. No shit. The Shield? That was a really good cop show. Of course he is. Bert Kreischer and The Shield. No. Was he beating off in someone's window? that a funny thing that they get you for oh they got he gives up so easy too

1:20:48 Oh, maybe both of them. It's a TV show. I need to get dressed. I'm gonna let this go she doesn't have time right Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. I think there's a time limit maybe right yeah he should only count 10 mississippi 1955, I think. I just watched the shower scene. Is that what it was? It was just different. Oh, wow. you like see here yeah yeah yeah yeah this was such a crazy movie this scene was so insane

1:24:43 You wanted to wash her hair. It's the scariest thing ever. That's an interesting one, right, Because Stephen King didn't like it. And then, you know, well, I know what it's like. Jack Nicholson had an edge like right from the beginning and then became insane. It was top ten all-time fave for me. That's what's crazy. clunky yeah the special effects are clunky i guess empire strikes you had Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, but it's clunky. Yeah. The special effects

1:27:20 just ways do you know he used to do complex mathematics for fun that's how what a By the way, it varies. and it goes to 237. I figured. You could hear Native American music playing in the opening credits. I just remember in the back room, in the stock room, He's probably going to have a bunch of weird shit in there. conspiracy theorists when they get

1:30:03 it'd be him he'd be the guy I would get to do it Oh, He called it way before. And then you realize, like, oh, this is 100% true. The guy's in jail going to trial. this guy's not going to trial. which came out a couple years ago. But in a lot of them, you go, wow, like this. And then everybody's like, well, too bad. He's the most wild. He goes for it.

1:33:55 Apparently she blocked him That was great. That guy has balls. This fucking lady drowned Mitzi wouldn't put him up. sketch with some lady at a Thai food good we get a lot of eyes on him i'm really excited about that i said the way to do a special You sit down timey. Like he's from another era. about that Yeah, I remember closing up. I've never seen any ghosts.

1:38:17 Like going up to the belly room and shutting off all the fucking lights. And also it's because it's connected to all these corridors. What's going to jump out at you? So many different entrances and exits. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, that would make sense. I heard like, ugh. I think they did the murder probably in the basement, no? Isn't that where you whack people? I guess that makes sense.

1:39:19 Now it gives me more of the creeps. Writes all the time. We did spots together, which I'm usually not in the same time as him, like right before him or after him. He's perfect to go up right there, second on the lineup. Yeah. I saw him one time outside in a, at a, at a grocery store. When you're in your neighborhood and someone just is using your neighborhood like a, like a gym. I'm just going to use the road. There's something about those people, right? When you're in your neighborhood and someone is using your neighborhood like a gym.

1:40:57 Adrenaline? It's like Argus even has a bit about that. It's okay. It's not bad. All right. It's a pretty good Argus impression, too. It's okay. I've heard some great Argus stories over the years, like, you know, just him and all the There's so many If this fuck says no We become Trump fans Open the store, please. and you're looking at it, you're touching hands.

1:43:00 You pass by someone here. I know. We need, no one needs, just keep if people want to be quarantined let them be quarantined but don't make everybody that you have to listen to them because it's protecting other people. I don't like that that are vulnerable and give people get themselves infected because But you also have to give people the Yeah, the structure to make sure that they're as safe as possible.

1:46:14 Me, personally? How do you know? No, nothing. Lizard people! hot boxing the fuck out of everybody. You barely saw what was going on, and you were so high. So Tripoli didn't even smoke anything, but 10 minutes into his act, he forgot where he was. is often in particular it's a very interesting combination of liberal folks and conservative folks. What does that mean though?

1:49:03 What kind of a law is that? Austin, it's like the artist colony of Texas. and they're worried that the liberals are going to fuck it up Keep Austin weird. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't even know where to fucking begin. think it was they heard it was for a place for troubled kids to get some help and then Yeah, sounds so simple and it is for you. You're going to see what you don't like

1:52:20 in Tarzana. I grew up in Tarzana. I don't remember specifically what they said. it again. And then, uh, we took a tour up to, they said they were, we were just going to go up to uh, just about the school and stuff and all the rules. There were a lot of rules. They called them agreements. And then my parents, So I had only been at the school two hours.

1:55:21 these tissues to and i'm like why are they putting all these fucking tissues here and then you just see all the snot and spit and like mucus empty out of this this Yeah. This is pre-internet, right? They were approved by. The ones with legs. Yeah, yeah, late 60s. That's the scary ones. Yeah. The ones with legs. Wow. I'll be fine. You were saying something about The Prophet based on the Khalil Gibran.

1:57:45 passages called profits. And there were these 24 hour long workshops and they're all based around there were like two or three staff members who, And then there were some that were former students there that were sent away for being bad kids. They all have that element in them. we're gonna we're gonna tell everybody about that thing that you do with clowns i wonder why they

2:00:18 different levels of douchebaggery right do you get to that cult leader level? This is like the big boss. Yeah, it's just like everything else, man. That was a big part of it, like releasing yourself from your sexuality. Yeah, you had a, you remember that guy? Like, that's not a good hustle. He would do different things different times. He'd make things things up he had a bunch of different things he would do but i remember one of them he's like uh this was a

2:02:13 hypnosis that kind of hypnosis is weird hypnosis it only works on really moronic people very Who's got the answer? Program poorly. This is the larger room that was in Faneuil Hall. Dude, you had to see it in real life. You're not under. Yeah. Yeah. and you didn't follow the rules, Oh my God. when they did this or this or that where they give you like a bag of trail mix

2:05:48 How big is this bag? Here's four granola bars, a bag of trail mix, and a bag of water, and a whistle in case 14 years old. It sounds like something a 14-year-old would come up with as far as the rules. they told us Kurt Cobain had just killed himself. Kids are banging. anybody for three weeks oh my god they're mine that's how long i was yeah they mind fucked you

2:08:32 Oh, God. That seems like you can't even do that we'll see they chose and you're on a chair and you can only save two people and all I understand why you're so wary of people starting cults. Like, no one can start a good one. Because it's almost like a thing that's 99% done by assholes. He might be one. He is actually a guy. do their worship in, but some of the images

2:12:06 Entheon is the place up in upstate New York. I fucking saw a cult. It's crazy. I think that's the whole deal. take everybody's money and bang everybody's wife. One in a hundred most of them get to that spot and they just you know, it's like He got put through this bullshit. back and we just that's it That was just the fact to the found out that there was actually a serial killer that was working at the school. He was like the night janitor kind of guy,

2:15:03 Holy shit. Crazy. Oh. Exactly. I think there was a lot of them where there was a lot of people that were experimenting with different lifestyles and they're experimenting with drugs. The new podcast investigates missing teen Daniel Yuen. When? I'll definitely be checking that out. And the Manson one, Fitzsimmons turned me on to this guy that wrote this.

2:17:27 Oh, that's for sure. a without even looking He kept violating parole. They'd let him Charles Manson have carte blanche and they think Tom's book comes out, and they close it. Oh, that was real. Fitz Simmons told me about it fitz was a part, I'm pretty sure this has been documented, the CIA LSD Harvard drug studies really yeah 17 year old kid talking to an adult

2:20:43 it was just like a cult you give people too much power they do whatever the fuck they want And one of the things he said to his – For what purpose? Because they were being sadistic. They were being sadistic. And they did it to a ton of people, man. So then they started using prisoners and they started using students. I believe it was a German documentary.

2:22:17 That's crazy. on him with acid and they taught him how to manipulate others with acid how to use acid and he was emboldened first of all he was a fucking psychopath from with a terrible childhood talks these kids into killing people talks these kids into stabbing people and robbing people. But when you when you listen to the story, it's at the end of it. You're like, whoa

2:25:20 He's delusional, demented. That's crazy. It's the craziest They're like, let's see what happens when we do this. those tests had LSD in them, but But LSD was a critical part of that because if they dosed them up all the time they could just rewire them right exactly because of some crazy experiments Oh because of someone doing They're changing the way your fucking brain interfaces with reality and then programming you talking to you

2:28:26 Once this one guy who was running it died, they're like, that's it. Acid and hookers. from bad people. Right. And meanwhile have some sex, But that's like, also, People would just do stuff like that. Yeah, for sure. I like that, primal people nature. really like it was it was interesting Oh, so it's like North Korea style. Oh, okay. distancing and report

2:32:23 those numbers, they should have your It wasn't all bad. There were a lot of people that wouldn't let go. Not if this script gets sold. I didn't have to. I heard stories about people even in the Holocaust because you know what they – and you know what the reason – I think it's a very small percentage of people that would have wanted to go back to that.

2:34:54 It's going to be a little bit of a lesson. yeah this is everyone's so angry there's so much anger and um until things bounce back to a steady Really like it's, it's hard to, it's hard to recognize it when it's right in front of Just hold on to what is actually album. Fucking start sculpting. good so just tell me when so i can i can plan ahead uh we're shooting the first one in the fall

2:38:00 Oh, wow. It's fucking terrible for you. and he's opening this cigarette. And he's so quick. And great guy. You know, because he was just fucking outlandish saying the most crazy fucking shit to Larry King. So I can't wait to come back with this podcast. And he's always been. No, he loves Manson. I'm sure he's read the book several times. Well, listen, brother.

2:40:37 Oh, at Adam eBay. All right, brother. Hail Bob.