Joe Rogan Experience #1486 — Honey Honey Transcript

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0:00 What if we like wrote you a new theme song? We're rolling. Yeah. what binds us yeah we were a little mad at each other. Viruses keep you together. I got really worried about Ben. take a break. Like, oh, COVID's got this. That's the best shit. Well, we needed to step back for a minute. Oh, my God. Whoever that dude is. in LA. God damn it. Yeah. See, that's why I don't say bam.

2:54 God invented racial slurs, so we have to work it out. It's Karen's. I think it's Chad's. That guy's badass. Chad Ward. Jamie, what do you got? Just open it. Don't spell it that way, Joe. Oh, no. On the edge, for sure. And Johnny Cash sung it. Gary. Because sometimes if you don't know... People will be beyond that. is that a thing sure it's you know what it is when someone's doing something they think you

5:53 That's never resonated with me, like a legacy There's nothing wrong with any way of approaching this life. Thank you. You live, you die. Like my nieces and nephew and stuff and my friend's kids. and just learning how to be a person a different kind of person a person that raises little people How old are you now? And, you know, some people just think that gotta it's gonna burn out quick and then life

8:44 no what did he do yeah the dalai lama got canceled for a little while. No. What did he do? Yeah, the Dalai Lama got canceled. a woman get all the money sometimes the woman makes her own money oh and he's like oh good one like he just like oh and But has he had a girlfriend? What I've heard. Imagine that. How is that monitored? That's so rude. I'm saying they're not allowed to ever

11:09 I mean, there was... Wow. You and the Dalai Lama? I share a birthday with the Dalai Lama. Oh, it's so good. In one of those really slapsticky, silly comedies. You were doing male modeling, right? It's kind of like the Dalai Lama. getting you know uh I never saw it as like the end all be all I I wanted the bridge to something I was in the middle of my agency and they were measuring me in front of people.

13:39 I know. I think, I mean, I don't, I'm not. In every way. anyway. I don't know. But it's like when people, that's why I get kind of annoyed when people will talk about any job being inherently toxic. Every day, bullet wounds, stab wounds, Yeah, yeah, yeah. and I'm super duper hot? with your bone structure and then Yeah. You know he was sitting next to us

16:24 and it was like one of the best days of my life. We had dinner together. one of the great venues in la it's a double de-decker, but it's still intimate. It's really rare in the way it's set up. And I chickened out. You know, he's worth checking out and really digging into who he was. You want to do it? Listen, one of the best music shows Isn't that crazy?

18:21 They can't see your Is this key? It might be weird. Like, you're just talking. I know. Freed slave after the Civil War. I wasn't listening. Yeah. I am an old woman Make me an angel Whatever, you sound great. when i was a young girl and i had me a cowboy he wasn't much to look at just a free rambling man Oh, my country. That was really beautiful. We got to do it for Joe.

22:59 Oh, whatever. No, no, no. But we're not editing it. What is it called? It's made out of horse hair? And have you cursed the looters? No, more intentions of what a spell is and the way that people orchestrate that. I'm talking about... If you're really putting bad vibes into something, it's going to come back in a really shitty way. This is for... I agree

25:35 or Big it's an homage Can you face me a little bit? But that won't bring him back to life now. Sing for that And he looks down, oh he looks up Baby ain't happy that he's gone I'm like, what are you doing? Like, it's like they have a, they have a pattern. The girls just stand there and he's using the baton on the front of her thighs and throws her onto the ground

30:33 Joe Schilling the kickboxer. And the cops are slamming into him with their shield. yeah it's it's an overall problem there's a racism component to it yeah but the problem is police Obviously, it has to be a joint effort. Like you open the door, a guy killed himself with a shotgun. You're just always like fucking... He talked about it on the podcast.

33:09 I could text him if we have to, but they give it to soldiers and people with PTSD said something about prolonged relief Did they just start doing that? Is that a brand new thing? They're running on adrenaline. Right. When you see Of course you wouldn't. You have to get... I mean, literally, like I told you about the therapy I just did. conditions that police officers are under physically, like from night shifts, just to

36:02 Well, you've got a clean house. You're a powerful person. And by the way, And boom, done. Exactly. are African-American neighborhoods that have had crime, In fact, there was laws. Because leadership is too short-sighted for that, a human issue. Humans are crazy. You're not going to stop broken families and all that The cornerstone speech that Killer Mike encouraged people to read.

39:32 Yeah, okay, the vice president. millions of people like followed that ethos and that doesn't just go away you know they're so it was, and to think about Well, it's weird walking in cool not an 80 being an adult being an adult in 2020 right and not having anything to do It's not that long ago. in the 20th century but the people that kind of acknowledged that they fucked up and they gave the native americans reservations

42:12 But they didn't, you know, that's a false promise. for oil rigs. One, It's insane. didn't give a fuck steal from them. Yeah, it's nuts. No shit. Apple teaming with Paramount. Martin Scorsese, De Niro, and DiCaprio. Yeah, they're crazy. Mexico was so sneaky. When they would go through the plains, the Comanches would fuck them up. And they lived that way for thousands and thousands and thousands of years exactly the same way.

46:41 Very little artwork. And they figured out how to shoot off horses Running on the horses. weren't cutting it. were the first to incorporate soldiers, adopted the in the Osage murders, I mean, about two retired I will once I've watched because they swore so much. Yeah, but it was. You'll be fine. a fucking dickhead you look fine on purpose No life without alcohol.

49:49 The looting and the riots and people breaking into people's homes and shit. We need corrections on all that, but it takes like a big event sometimes. They want to take advantage of people, and they want people to comply with their ideology, revolution after revolution look at the French Revolution something like that That's real. People aren't asleep anymore.

52:22 Listen, man, people just there's too many people. why it doesn't make sense. The problem is it's just a random thing where it sounds the same. Right. I have no idea. That's much better now. But what a stupid fucking... We need accountability and that video whether he knows it or not is evidence because look we know there's a going to be like a folk

55:48 Does that make sense? And why are they doing that to people? No, no, above that. Okay, in my Google News feed, it showed up today. Trying to get a better one. I'm like, why would I have a drum set? He was just not interested at all. Too many things going on. recalled that he swore an oath of office to support and defend the Constitution of the United States

58:00 That defines 2020, that this was an idea Is that how you say his name? a fire this is what i'm talking and then the video comes out of the fire and then he deletes all those tweets so it's trump who is also there's it's also like a jab at cnn like see you fucking re-election, when it comes to the fact that everything It's madness, Jesus! saying all the lawn orders.

59:47 is holding a guitar. That's not how it goes. We were playing pool earlier. Then you could open it. Say you hold a book. can we get someone it's so stupid it's an amazing I'm terrified of that man You probably can. There's no worries. is probably marijuana. It'd be useless. You have a big chest So I was quarantined with my parents for a month. And then I was there for a month with my parents.

1:02:25 I was originally like, I'm 35 years old. And I was like, oh, I got to tell her. So she has like a she, you know, she's got a thing. Because. She was curled up on her bed with the dogs, and she was looking at me. And at that same time... going. Was that the grizzly man thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy, They don't play it for you. Werner Herzog got the tape and he destroyed it.

1:06:01 The timing in it is so good. bags of this guy off of the You got to trust me. Then we hit the Grizzly Man. And I'm 99,000% positive that he's gay. out of cloth. Is this like a Joe Exotica of Alaska is fantastic. Like they know exactly alive they didn't give a fuck about him not only that like the wildlife management of alaska is they're all a bunch of narcissists

1:08:19 when he was a kid Even though that guy lived this fucked up... Yes. grizzly bears are. It's like, who, bro? preposterous, so it's okay. I'm a preposterous sacred, you should never profit off of them. to take care of the giving someone advice, if I tainted. Something that should be You don't want that energy. well, how do we manage the sale of this,

1:11:34 I don't think that's ever really possible. My great friend, Joey Diaz. It's so rare. You know how Joey Diaz found his mother? You need pressure. I think he hits these moments that are funnier than any. I've seen Chappelle live a hundred times. They would carry him to the stage. and they would crank up the volume like this. So if you saw him, you saw me.

1:14:49 there with his fans and people loved him so much and I would I would go on stage It's like, how is this guy doing this by just talking? He just drops bombs on you. It's very obscure. He's like the Francis Ngannou of stand-up comics. With an I. Was he from Cameroon? And he's younger than us. Stop shouting. You're talking about Diaz and suffering. and music and acting or whatever artistic but you know not even art. It's just- I mean, our American music comes out of that.

1:18:57 It's incredible. things have gone like if you watched chapelle's latest special and then you try to watch lenny I wish we could play it. the great time you know it sounds fun Paul Revere never ran around going, the British are coming. saying the British are coming, the British are coming. right now we have someone saying, hey, this is a tennis ball.

1:21:37 Oh, yeah, the Laurel. Well, he's not the only one. There's a lot of people shitty at it. step in. I'd vote for the rock. I've only met him in person two or three times, but he's so beautiful. And he's a super nice guy. He's not some soy boy. You should feel the pain. To all- Outdated masculinity. Like he has a salad? Just pizza. So he has one day where he goes

1:24:41 really nice. He stands for That's America. No, as a president. I would fucking vote for Killer Mike but I love their shit. It's so good. Mavis Staples sings on the casino What did he call him? friends, Tim Dillon, he's a hilarious comedian. Oh no! trump from the right come on the view bitch if you're that tough come on the view you want it A lot of different feelings.

1:27:48 He's here with us tonight. Do you know who I love? He's done the best pandemic comedy that anybody's done, for sure. Yeah. with Charlamagne that he does. What the fuck? You wonder if you wonder why black people are freaking out. I don't know about the dog treats. hardcore. I got really into Like, the people that are, like, really into birds, There's an orgasmic quality

1:30:18 It might be tied to like There's a rush that you get when you catch a fish. Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look. Well, that's fucked up. The moment where she says, I'm going to tell my African-Americans threatening my life. I don't know what that was about. I don't know if she's redeemable. I don't know what that was about. He wasn't angry. But I also think for sure, 100%, that was a conflict.

1:32:48 Like maybe her racism would never show itself, but then in conflict She panics some people panic during conflict sure and when when you're looking at someone she walks up to this dude who looks exactly like me and he has a two by four and he says this is it at each other Yeah, so it's this... See, watch this. Oh, he has sleeves on, though. She's 100% unconscious.

1:34:27 back up, she's got this big ass fucking stick. Stop, stop. Every time I get hit with a two by four, Yes. Just look how she's identify them as Like, hey, get over here. She literally doesn't give a fuck. So all those things freak people out. clearly assigned enjoy the park to have a dog Because I've seen some cool shit. For hunting, I'm sure you feel

1:37:18 to it's too intense right it's and it's it's too fraught with peril you can fuck There's something about, oh, I got him, I got him, I got him when you catch a fish. It's like catching a fish and there's something about, aggressively and to this element. I'll still eat domestic Yeah, that's a better word. And it was just this spot in the middle of the woods where you just came across a moose calf.

1:39:31 good luck because it's like from 2013 i think so i was on this moose hunt in um bc with my friend so this is what freaked me out Moose have a lot of white. Dude, that's kind of scary. all this shit so yeah i didn't even notice it he saw some birds that were kind of circling around I think that what people are when they're in cities are like people what they are when they're having sex with two condoms on.

1:41:44 It's different wind. It's wind like in a natural trajectory And it's right. Yeah. Let's make some fucking houses. We need I think we need to spend more time in that world to understand what the world is. Not a good call. You're thinking about this small, insular little world that you live in. Unable to recognize a more total awareness in a situation.

1:44:52 Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. we would like to believe if you wanted to look at it like a system, Animals die, they fertilize the ground. It really is. You fucking loser. Is that the chimpanzee or the bonobo? I don't get to fish for miles. But you can't eat any of the fish that you catch because sometime in the 70s or 80s, Where are you hearing this? if all the rivers in Montana were polluted to the point where you couldn't eat the fish.

1:48:42 in Hell's Canyon in Oregon. bucket situation. I'm not shitting in a bucket of it somewhere on my phone ankles giving me the thumbs up. came up with, yeah, sure. Camera guys were dying. They're filming this hunting show and you got Brian Callen I wish you were there. And I was like, you know, I mean, you would lose a lot of fans, but you gain a lot, too.

1:50:54 Mind waste. The fish kills that have happened in the past, a lot of times are shortly after big rain events. Slickens. But that's what's so disconcerting is, you know. fishing and almost everything I wonder why. That place sucks. That's the darkest deal with mining, right? And if that's the case that it goes all the way down to Missoula, 60 miles of fucked

1:54:28 We've fucked with the earth too much with our pesticides and the way that we farm and the way that we try to fuck with nature. And he's just one of the best representatives for like the best well-read arguments for a hunting, fishing lifestyle. They just sit around waiting to be fed. Look at those bugs. What about the guy? of salmon. So when people put dams up and shit and they block the river, they just kill off giant streams of this majestic animal.

1:56:46 in the Pacific Northwest. that are thriving up there are the ones that They should expand their palate. Oh, my God. It's somewhere between like 50 and 80% we've gotten like super ridiculous You know, you can't do this. to catch and release than I would say any other type of fishing. You playing a little game? They just grab it. They're like, I'm not falling for that shit again.

1:59:41 Do you jump on flies? They're gently plopping that cast. Mend it upstream. Everybody has a different favorite kind Even a small mouth bass has a face that's way too big. and you see this explosion of water You're mostly catching trout. Do not speak to this. As they jerk off Let's play a song. Can I request L.A. River? There's so many songs between them.

2:02:10 How good is Young Jamie? Space. What space is this? Space Force. Fuck you. Listen, can't he have But this is not about a critical issue. free. We're really accepting and I don't want to pick a side. I'm going to listen to Suzanne on everything other than Space Force. 100%. Love it. Obsessed. Because I'm about to smoke weed. You don't have to play first.

2:04:47 He smoked it or he made it? It's just people panicking. Okay? He's trying to build tunnels that shoot you all the way to Las Vegas. Anybody who does that, like, please. Yeah. Oh, shit. Same thing. I enjoy being in his presence. if you imagine that the mind is like every other part of the body we've all seen people that have Right, right, right. what it's like that's how i feel with that guy i'm like like, just be nice to him. Be nice to him and let him do whatever the fuck he wants.

2:08:03 That says a lot about his narrative human is perfect. But he's When you see what happened with the pandemic, that was was a minor there was a dress rehearsal for a real event the time. You have to be honest in type on Twitter, You're working in this weird thing where you're agreeing to type things. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? hundred people over the weekend just like the voice message and video message and every conversation I had whether I was met with adverse opinions um was peaceful and like because we got to hear each

2:11:31 that had something to say. You're actually talking, I was inspired. And I posted a couple things, You dick. No, that is hilarious. could get your ass kicked. And as soon as you have some words that have an extra abracadabra to them, they get abused. Oh, well, now I discredit everything you said because you said a magic word that you can't use in Here we go.

2:14:15 Old fashioned. You thought they were gone. Yeah. Fucking. I was good. Cool. no but Gina Davis is horror movies old actress admit a league of their own is one of my dude she's amazing hey Like, you watch her. Suck my dick. She doesn't give a fuck. So it's not a compound bow. Yeah, she got into Archery is a sport for everyone just like yoga. When you watch that arrow

2:17:54 You had to have a bow and arrow we're attracted to that But I think one of the factors is the DNA. the game. Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch. Particularly when we're living in a place where we can get eaten, which is most of the human history. and one of the things he was saying is that... and then he was talking about these... Sorry, I go... No, I was just going to say that one other thing We were on tour with Jake Bug, and his tour manager was obsessed with Rupert Sheldrake.

2:19:56 Everybody's afraid of the thing in the dark that gets you. And dogs. This bitch lives in the Bronx. And the hairs on the back of my neck. I was with my friend Cam Haynes in Alberta, And there's a lot of wolves up there. I think even if you're watching a documentary, how close were you? And I think about my childhood a lot and how, like, you know, we just went and played outside.

2:22:40 Oh, you got hookworm. Hookworm? Oh, dude. Oh, shit. Really? It was walking barefoot. And pull this shit up. Do I have hookworm? Yeah, yeah. this is why you're doing a dumb southern accent because there's a prejudice there's a prejudice that we have my toes itch oh no but listen this happened it was up to 40 percent of the population today hundreds of millions of people in dozens of nations around the world suffer from hookworm infection.

2:25:31 Can we pause, please? But they don't have hookworm. What are the factors, Ben? If that many people down there had it, I think it's really likely that it affected their ability to decide what's right and wrong where the rest of the world had moved on. You know, where... unwittingly imported That's crazy. It lets you get better VCR or whatever. Why? Well a big part of it

2:28:07 how do you Poor sanitation. Look, throughout history, here it that? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poor sanitation. They're proud people. Yeah. the people that are slave owners, You're controlling them. and also they're dumb 69 Charger Everybody knows that Or a 69 Charger It's not on TV anymore who gives a fuck? Put it on. This is the original Daisy Duke.

2:31:33 leaning down like kids in the future the other day during the pandemic what If a bunch of weird bugs start flying out of the sky, I won't be surprised. I think just the nature, the fact that so many people are protesting. we will work towards It's like a church. I don't want to say anything. it is oh my bad I'm so sorry no No, seriously. I bet they'll come back around. They'll come back. They'll make a pizza again. Allegedly. Pass that whiskey.

2:34:23 Well, maybe it's just awareness. I just felt so aware. No, I always feel love for everybody. That's the truth. But I just, They're like, Listen, you are in no way, shape or form a racist. just say, what's up? It's good for everybody. That's a sick person. leaning on this man's neck for eight minutes and 40 seconds? that leaned on someone's neck until they died.

2:36:42 Look, any white supremacy is awful. which is all justified, It is. Yeah, it is. It's not even. areas. So here he is For sure. Same exact thing. But they're a lot like soldiers. You don't want them. You gotta read the If they caught you, they tortured you. Listen to the first week of it and you'll be like, holy fuck. Are you starting to move back into society again?

2:40:31 I work out. Are you building it, like, do you have a design? Yeah, building some furniture. Wow. Yeah. Are you building it? Yeah, it's not that hard. Well, that's a good thing. Can't go anywhere joe Nailed it. Do you want a blunt? You know what I mean? Oh, my God. I haven't smoked anything, but I will later. This is so much fun. I love you too. We dip our toe in a fucking tsunami.

2:43:37 We weren't speaking two months ago. This backtrack for a second. after we posted on our Honey Honey page But we needed to do it. Want some of this? No, I'm sorry. I don't know. You want some of this? Yeah. Yeah. You know that one? Want some of those? Nah. You know, that was what you called them Stones songs that's not a microdose It's from a birch tree.

2:45:44 And dump. We're going to dump it. I'm going to do these. I love Pez. Well, I always enjoy you guys. You guys are cool as fuck. Thank you. Hey, we listen to you, too. Thanks, man. I listen to you guys. Thank you. When I'm on trips. You guys are cool as fuck. And some songs are like really indicative of the times. What's going on? I feel like it is. I didn't think you were going to go that way with it. No, no, really.

2:48:09 but you gotta worry are mad and people are happy and everyone's together and a big soup of equilibrium trying Okay, among a range of factions there's economic really gave me an insight And I'm trying to find the middle ground of some of my also police force friends that actually one of our really good friends texted today to talk about how horrified he was that his city had gassed people.

2:50:23 food. He said, cops weren't playing you know I looting is mania at this point like I'm not sure like it's so And that should be recognized. You know who Robert Sapolsky is? And he was saying that he's a really interesting guy and he was saying that in the future he thinks that one of the the biggest mistakes that they'll look back on with us Like really good, important, awesome friends that literally make you better just being around them.

2:53:01 So when something like this happens, There's some people that get canceled. We are, We can do this. We can't like, I just played Monopoly on mushrooms like a month ago before I had to do this sober thing. Okay. It's a big game. One day. and it's how you economically get out of your debt That's the eagle. he can pick you up and probably not even know he picked you up

2:55:53 You're friends. I believe what I'm saying. You've heteronormative-ed him. I'm with you I am part of the problem everybody to be okay yeah No one's taught them how to do it. to learn how to do archery, like Gina Davis, We had a terrible time communicating with each other. Yeah But the point is, no, that's not mine. You know? rhetoric. Like they just want to be heard heard and so do you so yeah like with that

2:59:51 do no one disagrees exactly that's what's unique about this time i think everybody's looking at There's so many details. If you are in credit card debt, you're freaking out and you can get fucking therapy. I wonder how old they were when they joined the force. is that one of them, it's really difficult to get into. who are just bitches. There's a validation in that badge.

3:02:43 He should be president. There's no filter. There's no bullshit. He and I both were like, let's get Bernie Sanders in this thing. where he's making porn you to believe but what we really are No, you ruined your life, stupid. 100%. that should be your goal it's barely even unusual. scene ever because there's too much that shit is fading out. We're going to eat.

3:06:53 Why are we mad? We just need to figure out how to fix it. What do you think that is? Right, but more so. I want to know like but that's that's the whole thing And then there's this whatever intrigues you thing And find out, like, what is that person when they're at their lowest? and these words and this and And one of the reasons why is because it's so indicative about the beauty.

3:10:29 I went down to the banks of the LA River, and brought it to the table and it was beautiful and you know what else also is like when you guys I don't think they're projecting it right. We've got to figure out some way to get through this where we're all better off than we were before it started. This is a fucking breakthrough moment. You can't just sit in it and no one likes to be uncomfortable.

3:12:45 Yeah. But this is what I think we all need to consider. It's been great. I'm just sort of like just coasting. But you know what? But this is what Move that bitch to Van Nuys and let's do some cocaine. Wow, remember her? More ways than one. Can we talk about 21 Jump Street? But you can be done. Sometimes it's nice to just have a nice drive. for me It's like Starbucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3:15:28 What are you scared of? This is 75 degrees in here? Listen, I just want to to say even though I'm embarrassed It's like there's a thing you do, it's called an NAD drip. I want the real information. It feels amazing, man. NAD IV treatments can assist with addiction recovery. Right. I'm not sure. They're hard to pin down. It's like, words convey intent.

3:18:16 microphone that's a rat this is a skunk exactly that's a tree intent is much more difficult to Ah! if you look what hits close to home for me is Long Beach, 10th Planet. For no reason. to the point where people get victimized that had nothing to do with your pain. Let's start from scratch. But is that better for everybody? that have been missing It's true.

3:21:37 in one of the most but we haven't realized the amount of time that that took place in. And the thing I took away from it was this guy says, the future is here. Yeah, that's a great way of putting it. You know, it's like You can't do that anymore. There's no trust. He's a good guy. You guys bought He's like, I know. because we'll probably figure out some cool shit.

3:25:01 We need that. Theragun. Yeah, those are around. Yeah total fucking champagne That helped a lot of my friends. when I lived in New York Story of my life. And eight hours was kind of the magic number. Send me one on Amazon. We should be nice to that guy and give him a hug Extend the olive branch. You're going to be okay, man. We're all going to be okay, but we're not going to other, but I love you. Okay. Extend the olive branch.

3:27:32 Of Amazon.com. Wait, Bezos made the, or Kevin? Damn. Well, I'll introduce you. Fuck you. Come on. I think we can get there. I'm riding this wave right into the rocks. Three and a half hours. You weren't here? to Gary Clark just tell him you love him everybody was great I'm not a very good surfer. let's do what you're going to do now first, Ben. We're fine.

3:31:09 the greatest podcast producer Fastest finger shinder west. Unibrain? Oh, sorry, Dad. doing. I got my whiffs. Jamie's going to film this right My whoop is on top. How dare you How are we doing on two? Hold your breath, soldier Stay on top of the wave. Don't get locked. Anybody can play drums. he can learn everything, we got a real problem. Joe's like, young Jamie.

3:34:07 It doesn't matter how old Jamie gets. Whoa! we were talking about there's no crew I'm just like Yes. I'll fly anybody in. and we'll just go there, I don't know if you, Can we talk? Where are you going, bitch? Why you got a mask on? You're in your own fucking car! Liars, poets, lovers, thieves. Ben. You must force it. I'm a couple of Mike friends. That is the key.

3:37:50 Yeah. Do a George Floyd. are there I didn't know that And that man has... Because if you didn't, lose my number. It's okay. to post my other shit. I think I need more whiskey. South Americans! The one dude that keeps Yeah Back to the blackout thing I should be clear. loves people everybody loves marvin gaye and mike tyson and muhammad ali and lawrence fishburne and

3:41:24 We drifted into this game that was established by slavery. equal and what's not. This is a crazy game. to the david and goliath uh malcolm gladwell book but and it has a lot of that like defying the odds It feels like a, Please, yeah. Sure. Oh my God. Don't drink that. No, pour whiskey in that one. Don't drink out of that glass. Give me the joint glass.

3:45:29 Joe, look. Stay alive. Ben, give it to him. He's in the show. Jesus, Ben. I've been doing this forever. No, I mean like for the long haul. at least We've met him. Yeah, yeah. But he's It's the only time I ever wore a suit in a comedy show ever was with us. And he goes, who are these people? I go, bro, these motherfuckers are talented. there's us backstage

3:48:28 I put a suit on you gotta get was Duncan there? no no bullshit there's Doug to be the person when it was fill up Let's talk some shit. eight years later, everybody's okay. Just open. Let people take risks. It's hard. Don't. And we probably got to 85%. and sort of had different assessments of what that percentage spectrum looked like. I mean, oh my God, you can do the one I'm so jealous.

3:52:30 Shut up. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Have you heard of Brotox? No, I'll tell you what. Stop shooting botulism so close to your dome. things you can do I do well I have a lot of really great natural skincare this drip. There's a match. That's how you win. Get you doing some windmills. Is your back feeling fine right now sitting in this chair?

3:55:00 That's what I'm trying to figure out. He had a taint thing for a while. Jamie The coccyx? Somebody else is explaining What kind of shoes was he wearing? I want you to look in your soul. yourself is that what you're saying No, no, no. It's not that. Salcony makes a really good Yeah, the treadmill was really recently. But he's a really nice guy. I personally have a collapsed arch.

3:58:09 I think he could run on the moon. Jamie? That fucked me up with voila forever. Voila. Back. I misuse a lot of words. to like you need a bodyguard You got this. Where do I donate? You don't need me you got this you don't need me like a lot of people think you shouldn't No. That's great coffee. We're talking about honey, honey. No, I want sponsors. Buffalo Trace, you hear me?

4:01:27 Any sponsors you want to throw our way, you bad chaffy. The first time we met, you were like, guys. This would be a good room for it too I don't know what you mean. Okay. I'm just saying. I don't see the connection. I think that corner is it. You didn't have to do that. That's true. That was your choice. And I celebrate that. You didn't have to. But I did. That's true.

4:03:38 I hate to do this, but I'm going to assume that you know I love you. hugs and fun. And you said. KILL A MIKE FOR PRESIDENT! Run run run run run run run True life Junior. None of us were alive when that came out. Listen, we're going to be fine. else you don't really get it. If you see Centuries. I can play a piece Thank you, Susie. That's a box tree boy.

4:07:05 Oh, now I get it. He has glasses on. It's what needed to be done at that time. Syphilis. I got my hair, girl. That's what's wrong with her. What? One hand. What year was this? Worst epidemic since the Black Death. They were living without the internet. Easy, Joe. Put that shit up on the screen. Is there a hot tub here? Thank you for saying that. Nixie tubes.

4:10:15 Nixie. about a beautiful wood connected with electronics. Not sorry. Oh my God. I've been at a Huawei for a while Because I like taking photos. They didn't put this lens. I mean, let's be honest. Ben, what's going on with you? The same way it's like Apple versus Android. It's like they're in denial that they're And then they look at another one. four, five different. What does the aperture

4:14:01 stuff going on up there, yeah. but it's like 2 inches by 2 inches No! Everybody breathe. didn't give a fuck if I breathed begins to start up, with the cold and what it does on the physiology, and you use your breathing. was so fully charged uh i i could stay like five to seven minutes under the ice Producing more adrenaline now. I know how to show to people just in a couple of days

4:18:16 Once again and once again, come on, don't hesitate give it Give it fully. Take him in. Letting go. Take him in. Letting go. Letting go. filled up all the cells and the pH levels go up. the most primitive part, the reptilian brain, without many difficulties and fend off bacteria, getting better into the endocrine systems. immune systems the way nature has meant it to be

4:21:55 He's doing already two, five, almost two ten. Yeah, when you feel the urge to breathe, you breathe in fully and keep it for 10-15 seconds then that's one round How weird is it that would be like this thing. Yeah, and that's been a crazy, or at least in He just turned into a focused breath. I think that Sturgill, when he nails it. A lot came later for him, too.

4:25:23 And when you get a guy like sturgill that was working And he dedicated his Oscar to his wife. just like, he is a like everybody it's all different you know it's like it's not a contest that's a medium with music Fuck you. And the problem is the two of them go hand in hand. Suzanne shot that eight in the corner. Suzanne beat me at least one game. I don't even believe life.

4:29:00 You definitely can search shit. Is there a timeline with it? No conversation? You are not alone, sir. I'm like, okay. Accept it. Accept whatever. It's 6 630 now some magic here cause that's all No, no, no. Okay, cool. It's so great. Yeah. no bullshit it means a lot to me you're awesome oh so what you gonna do now And make it right So why are you still waiting outside? Thank you. So come out from the weeds and into my arms

4:35:56 needs and all of your So why are you still waiting outside? Okay. We've played it like once. Here it is. Oh, my God. So fun. Get together and get blasted. You won't feel a change Went from many to a few. By this admittance Yeah, mine's the voice you never wanna hear Holy shit I was like, You know what? This was the best time. I'm like, you guys are cool.

4:43:55 Oh, right back at you. One hand Googler of all time. Keep it fresh.