Joe Rogan Experience #1488 — Andrew Schulz Transcript

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0:00 Do do do so you were asking shore like yikes do we know anybody famous famous i don't know i don't know who's talking about it She also was like the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians. You've got Tim Thomas. comics everywhere the vibe was right it's a real shame yeah it is a real shame than they ever were before Yeah. I don't know how many more people, though. I don't know if there could killed more people. Yeah. I don't know how many more people, though.

3:02 I made a few phone calls to friends. Yeah. Okay. We haven't even smoked any weed yet. It gets horrible. Yeah. It was like- Yeah, I was just like how the fuck are they getting it see that the act the athlete thing was like, okay Let's talk about them. Yeah. But it's not the flu. You know. I really believe it's Monday morning. They put you in your little box over there.

6:02 Fauci, come out of the Keebler elf house. Wasn't it? that was it basically said if you're asymptomatic you can't transfer it as easily as they thought of people dying on their watch. Because now it's not the economy that gets re-elected, it's people Yeah. Don't get fucked up every night. In a weird way, way less people. A lot of child abuse, a lot of domestic violence but a lot more child abuse too really yeah a lot of child abuse a lot of

8:47 or they were barely doing it. The stock market hasn't budged. And it dipped down. and then you go he's a black belt jujitsu too and i was like okay. He's a super nerd. He's a nerd that can kill you. It seems like it's just brute strength and shit like that, but it's not. You get past the normal awkwardness of touching people. Right. If you can't go out for a drink

11:07 You know what I'm saying? Whoa. I mean, yeah, he's fine. You don't think they're having people come up? Yeah. No. as much as him and he didn't like it. Yeah. of the relationship that you had You can't believe all cops. You can't believe all cops. Yes, sure. What did he say? She murdered her kid. It's a famous story. Skeletal remains were found. In a trash bag.

15:34 decompose yeah what's the best way to kill a baby but this was the case where like her lawyer she And what is the article? Did you see that that was the defense lawyer said her dad? Yeah So it looks like I didn't kill a baby. Like you were doing the game, you know, where you throw the baby. is really fucking whizzing around They gave the baby to a babysitter which nobody could find and that Casey's car smelled like a dead body

17:53 Like there were smoke shows. She was like kind of like spicy. Yeah. Do you remember this? No. Yeah. Now I'm interested. It was this? Oh, God. She was like Spanish or something. She was kind of like spicy. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm sure people have done bits about that. Oh, no. Adriana Lima is a joint. Guy was a piece of shit I'm not fucking her on the table at the Joe Roenig.

19:48 I once had, oh, this was back in my, like, bad days, you know. And then I sat there for a second. It's not just a girl that you're interested in. So I think the horny part's very different too Yeah, but when men are horny it gets desperate because that's gonna elevate my emotional state i think for some girls, I think some girls just want to escape and they'll just go have a,

21:36 Yeah. Amy, We can get into that. they're like, okay run the docks right and it's like and I never fucking mistreated women at all. No, no, no, no. So the second they're listened to, the floodgates are open. And saying things like absolutes, believe all women, that kind of stuff is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them. Yeah. You're the victim of your boss.

24:29 who blames everybody for everything that ever happened in their life, he can get all these dime pieces to suck on his dick to get a movie role, they've been That's real, too. why would you reject it? The girls in Hollywood I hear complaining are 50. you see these these things at convenience man it's like i wouldn't want to comment on that She'll fucking tell you.

26:55 you're a Republican. He got beat up. Sorry, the left can't criticize for. But if you have someone whose identity cannot be criticized, and I'm like, why the fuck are we listening I'm like, holy fuck. So if you just get kids to make all your points for you, She was talking about right? Was she vaccinated? Do we vaccine? Let's ask Ben Shapiro. You think he's on it? Oh, autistic Adam Smith. That's what I call him.

29:49 She's 16. Mm-hmm. Why? Because he has controversial opinions. doctor who actually survived COVID. They didn't ask him to be on it. her for a new issue and putting And they have less things in their mind, so they get better at stuff quicker. When did science stop being about asking questions like if you ask any real scientists they be like yeah the what do you think about you? You think climate's changing? It's 100% changing. It's changing for the better.

31:59 for sure. There's going to be a large number It's not that easy, but you're right. That alternative perspective is demonized. obviously he likes to be warmer and i'm sure that's just a surface level argument that being you could print money and everything's okay. That's a lot. That's one of the things they said about Northern California. all of a sudden boom their business gets taken away from them and then they get desperate and

35:46 Bro, we bought a fucking golden Who's this? oh so she just answers your phone misery dude i would hate to be a woman oh my God, Girl boss would be rough too. Oh yeah. Hey! This is way back in the day. No one's getting killed. But there's a big difference between that and worried you're actually going to get raped coming over to kick your ass. That's the kind of

38:41 Nothing around. No physical objects. keep away like a lion one more? so if a girl comes she's rummaging she worries about her life No. who fucks someone they don't admire like that's like that bare minimum yes of the person that Yeah. Dude, it's so, you know what's crazy about the public apology? And wanted to see the fear in their eyes. Yeah. don't do it

42:14 okay them off the air the cosby show off the air because of that yeah if a scientist did some Yeah. Math always exists. Right. where like the art is like a piece of you and math is something that you find right math always like my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about Harry Potter, It's, But so what if you could make that argument where you'd be like,

43:51 Yeah, you go back and watch Rosemary's Baby It wasn't like he was making films. They're already methed out. It shows you everything you need to know about meth. But cocaine don't make you gay, bro. Yeah, I had a bit about it. Okay. I had a bit I had a bit about Mormons They can definitely talk you into sucking their dick. Do you remember that documentary that came out

46:21 There's another thing about Mormons. Yeah. Let me see. Reiki healing. You know, and we were talking about earlier about people and their art and people being canceled and their art gets canceled. And then, one, World War I. So he figured this out in like, I guess it was World War I or World War II. And then, one, World War I. The Nazis turned that into Zyklon B

49:01 And then on top of that, wanted for crimes against humanity. That's still the standard. It's large scale. I don't know, man. would be shared that's just so dude it's so it was so crazy how advanced they were that the united the five slowest Jews in front of his rocket Yeah. Big smile. Oh you would think that you would rebrand if you're attached to that. You'd switch the name up in some way.

52:24 It's an Indian thing, right? Isn't it a it is simple. Yeah, these poor Indians are walking around That's what Hogan's Heroes is like. At the time you're describing, Right. camps? Exactly. They're not policing. You knew you were being filmed. It wasn't like your Something Focus? why yeah I think about that all the time. There was life wasn't that good

55:23 can't deliver alcohol you You can only deliver food. Like, you know, like you're at the club and like the girl's like beautiful. How does it keep me safe? I got the screenshot in here. This should not be confused with a permissive stance on all gatherings, particularly protests against stay-at-home orders. What if and we're putting money towards the cause,

57:25 That would be interesting. Hey, rich people, you got to pay taxes. These organizations that are truly trying to help people. They have power over you. Because it turns out, historically, they were wrong. Where'd you go? It's probably right there with you, bro. Can anybody explain to me what they thought I was going to do in the 10 feet on people not only that that's la now la is opening up restaurants and i had uh my friend janet and evan uh the the janet is the uh owner and evan is the lead chef of this

59:57 and this is an intimate restaurant in Venice a girl or some shit like that. New Zealand lifts Yeah. Oh my goodness. Hey. The new one just a little q-tip it just barely goes in the inside of your nose Maybe I got it Like, I knew I was over it. I just, I don't eat a lot of bread. Oh, there you go. Yeah. maybe 2-3 weeks in Michael Yeo got it pretty bad but And the eight people that got it, everyone was fine except for Michael Yeo.

1:02:53 So he got no sleep, worn out, a lot of travel, stress, stress, stress, and then audition One day. Yeah. And I think they were all fine. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. That's white boy shit. And if they do get sick, it's not very many of them. that it's dangerous for kids, it's like in america 61 000 people died from it from the flu so more people died from covid yeah i don't

1:05:43 Let's say it's accurate. Not a word about don't drink so much. What do you think changes? We can stay open. They're operating on 4% profit. Like if your business had these preexisting conditions, you are barely surviving. Not only is it weird, it's like without all the lights. Perfect timing. spent on the studio and I had zero way Honestly, it works. That's how I do it.

1:08:33 But you know what? super hero movies where like the super villain loses their powers yes and then has to fight I shout out to my guys all the shit you're talking about. So they compare us immediately Like, the prolific use of the word retard is a perfect example. Keep going on. You're buck wild. I really believe, and I think it's a similar effect to what happened with you guys,

1:11:13 or any of that kind of shit, Like, I'll message some guys that work for CNN. Because they want him to win no matter what. That's what we do. And that's what we operate. We're gonna construct an argument on the left and the right watch this clip, is it's not like he's the only one it's not like they didn't have a lot of other candidates it's That's Bernie to me.

1:13:52 What was the bill that he didn't show up to vote for? Surveillance what does it have to do with? There's like three people. Could have stopped it. Couldn't vote because he's quarantined. and then Bernie didn't show up and they didn't respond They bent you over, no saliva, and fucked you, and you didn't say shit. But then they all eventually got behind it because you told the company line, whatever.

1:16:08 It's like, what do you do? Yeah, for Super Tuesday, they set his ass up. when I met him anytime they want For you. You talk a lot of shit. society yeah barely paying attention if you if you get into that box yeah and and you and you no matter who fair No, I do. That's what you got to do. It's a sacred clown. Yeah. Like why can't I say it? and have control over you.

1:19:58 So all these institutions tend to be left-leaning. We balance side by side, but it's not honestly maybe it's an unpopular opinion. But I'm impressed that they even do it. Like how accepting is America? And then I hear all these jokes about like calling out the greed, like conservative greed. you have no fucking idea who the president of Australia is

1:22:41 them think they are superior it is is. Look at this product. You don't want a guy from Philly talking about tuna. Even if they're saying super intelligent shit with any kind of an East Coast accent, Yes. There's something funny about the way he attacks things. The second best show. or any other prominent Back in the day? People disappear. Well, they-

1:25:54 But their story is that only 30,000 people died. It's like, and I'm surprised these corporations don't get it. Like, there's a reason why conspiracies are so fun, right? So it's like, it's exciting. Look at that. Yeah. bones of a large that were primate bones, much larger than any primate bone he'd ever seen before. I'm never going to hear the end of this on the podcast.

1:28:14 Bang. just make that picture bigger that motherfucker was bigfoot i mean yeah so the reason why there's I don't know. Pull up to David Attenborough. and biting its hips It means they eat everything. Attenborough was doing this documentary, and there it is. This one shows a chase. But the chimps are bigger and stronger, and they corral them in. And now once he grabs him, it's rough, bro.

1:31:11 Oh, dude. We'd have to get Jamie the right video in advance, because there's probably hundreds of them out there. How do we get on to this? Bigfoot's real because Charlemagne believes in Bigfoot. Yeah, it probably eats everything it can. So where you see Bigfoot, like, if you're one of them Bigfoot freaks. I think most of it was in that spot yeah i mean that's

1:33:25 yeah yeah yeah I've ever seen it makes you like question reality a bit Yeah, like, it's believable. Not in Anchorage, the other city. It's cold up there. But maybe like, maybe fall? Is it warm? Yes. And that is the most reasonable explanation for me. That's a cool building. And he was like, that specific spot is that there's an impenetrable forest on one side

1:35:57 because we're not busy fighting motherfuckers And you know it's not the same human beings Yeah. That was a different time. That's a big fucking building. yeah, I was told, I had Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen, dude. Kill you quick over there. Oh to happen. Not going to happen, dude. You just did. Well, chaos is the antidote. you're making interesting points that you think there's a really a valid,

1:38:41 not your interpretation. Like sometimes it's not nice to say it about someone with a disease, You're slowing learning There's a bunch of people out there. Right. Let's say, for example, the world is flat, right? they're not thriving they're they're they're knuckleheads yeah and knuckleheads Yeah. And every time I think I'm going too far, I'll like text Joe.

1:41:49 What is going? but someone sent me something. I started going in on it. And then I think it was this pizza. I don't know what happened, but someone sent me something. Dude, what's going on? We could be in a simulation. I got the same one. It's crazy. it's big time he's so calm yeah crazy something's off right he's really nice man super normal like I mean, we were talking earlier about George Soros videos and all these people that think that someone's pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

1:44:35 12-year-old girls? You know, who worked for him? and this is just from watching the, and Timmy fucking goes in. the first time I met him. But he Like he's the, the guy that owns like Victoria's secret and that kind of stuff. The girl paints a picture and shows people, right? He's barely in the picture. he's the criminal mastermind, he's doing all this kind of stuff,

1:48:17 That was the word. This is the real deal. I bet a lot of them. the problem and in the meantime they're hobnobbing Whoa, is that just Lane? Right and where is Epstein Look to the right, though. Why is she front and center, dog? They can get all these politicians to just fly to some island and film them having sex with underage people Right. Yeah. He said the guy was murdered.

1:52:13 More doctors have said, it's clear. was indicative of someone who was strangled it was low on the neck like the guy's behind him I think if I had to guess, the most nefarious version of it, once they get them there, they get them drinking. the men are probably disgusting. And you got a guy When you said fuck a warm jar of peanut butter, This is why you've got to open up the comedy clubs, bro.

1:54:39 I mean, he's a fucking animal. You gotta be yourself, okay? Well, Kiss had a song called Christine 16. They're 14-year-olds. It was probably okay. and then they were like, well, fuck, we need to find a way to compromise. No? I don't think so. There's a great movie about it with Tom Cruise. They murdered these two kids, and they said the kids committed suicide.

1:57:28 So they do a separate autopsy, separate independent autopsy, and they find knife wounds in these kids. He is on his way to the courtroom with George Bush's phone number they showed Bill Clinton parted him. getting out there yes you better not tell yes well you got to think a guy like a prominent big-time So we need to compromise his ass. His wife was communicating with Hillary Clinton.

1:59:49 to sext with these actors. Their people are ugly. phone up like this, and he's got his That he just doesn't even know these gals. But go back to, look at the upper left-hand That's the other question. Or maybe they told you to kill him. and he would yell and scream and the senator is out of order the senator would yield the floor It's politics has something

2:02:25 Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do and you get molested and then you well. That's one of the horrible... But, you know, so I don't – I think there's a sickness when someone wants to fuck a 15 year Yeah. I would have thought. But you know what? We're just talking about just random things. can't be real yep yep if you call out somebody and you end up getting murked and you're like, maybe there's a coincidence going on there.

2:05:44 Oh, with Hillary Clinton She was a top operative. What would they look like The banking institutions and how they've been controlling every policy decision But Andrew Jackson, he was really racist about it. Just like regular broadcasting. Isn't that Jekyll? banks got murked and then i go and i'm looking at this i'm like yeah lincoln what did lincoln do

2:08:30 Why would an actor care about slavery? It doesn't matter. And I think it was the week before Lincoln was killed, There was no cars back in the day. Okay. So check this guy Bill's. the Federal Reserve. Everyone that wants by a psycho. Him go out and murder people so and every time he got arrested they let him out of jail operated under with this program

2:11:14 Yeah. Like, why do we just have it here? Like I think like he did it and then there's no more ripping. And I'm like, holy shit. just the random word drugs But he was already a little loony to begin with. It's the most obvious name for the bucket. The same people that were involved in that clinic were also involved, and they would and then they would just run experiments on these fucking guys.

2:13:31 Deep state. want to use the term cool, but most effective weapons of manipulation to maintain our status They were gonna find ways to manipulate the powers that be and then the next trip of political Keep going. cut corners take chances they have mass surveillance on their people that way it keeps things running Chinese government. And let me clarify.

2:15:58 And Google's actually sat down with the Chinese government. We need to. you must have, look, if I'm the guy, And I'll be like, maybe you don't. We need some great shit. If we don't like it, sell it to Saudi Arabia. And he was like, yo, I'm staying open. Hey, y'all come on over here. Like, wouldn't you go, hey guys, operate? You get into the millions, 10 millions, 100 millions, right?

2:18:55 anyone can get it oh that's a good point you're not hiding no that's the it's like there's freedom You don't get good at things from no motivation. I have a question have to um there's no gate there's no live gate yeah there's no live gate and that's an extreme So they're like, yeah. So whether it's Bellator or 1FC It's just how it is. I've seen that happen with comedy clubs and I've seen that happen with fighting too.

2:21:12 that are having fights in WME to keep people employed, I think they should get paid more. Most businesses are hurting. generous amount of money to step into a cage fight for millions of people to see yeah yeah they earned it and they deserve it so as like a sportsman i'm like they deserve to have it like that has ever lived. He's unbelievable. They get – right?

2:24:12 So I wonder if it's- That way there's not as many dream matchups Yeah. Hey, uh, And they go, That's a lot of pay-per-views. How much do they make? I mean, it has to be less because you're not maintaining these venues. then there's also they had to operate they didn't fire anybody it's one thing about the ufc they Okay, so they back out of that, and then two weeks later, Florida's like, come on in.

2:27:09 Right. And people, I guess, don't realize is like an agency makes money off of the commission of their clients. Yeah. Oh, my God. diminishing the the viral load that they're finding like in italy is so small yeah it's you couldn't taste and smell. We got to get a pot of this. Right. or they're doing it right. I think letting it burn through the city is comparatively higher.

2:30:13 But for every percentage, the unemployment rate goes up. The deaths that we're looking at are only the deaths due to disease. But especially after this right now. You're going to get a call, bro. I'm like, man, I'm good, bro. whatever dude and everybody gets it It has to do only with this horrible... ploy to crush the economy and that they knew it wasn't going to be that bad.

2:33:26 massacre not good um i got hairy legs did you see the uh you see the clip it was great like what the And do those rallies, which are incredibly persuasive if you're someone who's on the fence. Just a piece of shit. We're going to let you marry a hot Asian. Immediately. You can't say he's a white supremacist. before they act? sleeper cell. Like someone who doesn't,

2:35:32 A 17-year-old girl filming him with her camera. A fucking cop. It's all a long game. All that money they came with to bail out all these corporations from the coronavirus, the pandemic. They never try to stop where the crime is coming from. then nobody cares. to us and helping us out you know he distinguished gentlemen we're these ruffians but he was like

2:38:25 enriching yourself off a tragedy that's fucking looting right yes so peaceful protest obviously body, you I think the best way to do it would probably be destroy public property, not private property. that was fascinating right it's when it spreads across the country and then it just becomes We are not like that. It's crazy. Was talking shit to the cops.

2:41:42 And I think one of them, I don't know if he has that in there, but one of them is this dude My buddy is a captain in the Marines, right? we're winning minds and hearts. And that means you guys are gonna have to take on more risk. to a country that we're at war with, to talk to cops about it but this what he said, it seems to me, I mean, poke holes if you can.

2:43:35 No one stops him. Yeah. If there's systems in play that don't allow it, Thank you. hard it's right there's a fucking yeah there's a there's a long road that you have to travel How do you- them like you're weeding them out. Like, this is And nobody goes, This is fucking crazy. Well, bro. Hopefully next time I don't wanna mention Chappelle's got some shit

2:46:47 let's open up those wild west states Andrew Schultz