Joe Rogan Experience #1496 — Colion Noir Transcript

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0:00 Boom, and we're live. You're just pandering at this point, brother. My daughter's friend's ex-boyfriend worked for Glock. And so when I travel out here to California, I do bring a firearm with me. younger when he when it came out he was a real cop uh-huh like he was arresting people like he This is it right here. He developed his like see as Louisiana

1:51 is sitting on the ground right there. So how do I open this bad boy? but what you would do is, you see those or non-gun people? Excuse me, non-gun people. I contacted you right when the looting hit. motherfuckers that were lined up in california trying to buy a gun last minute because as soon yeah but you were always one of those guys where it was like hey what if shit goes down yeah well

4:50 but if I ever needed it, that's going to be the most important thing I have on me They're worried about someone who's a criminal, who just wants to rob people, who has this ultimate power over folks. I can empathize and sympathize with that. going to completely stop that? No one knows. Now, I'm not saying that because I have the absolute And you want the best thing possible at your disposal to contend against that.

7:05 It's very holistic in that regard. learned and we're learning it now with the whole covid situation yeah you're on your own well not when i travel to i will not bring a gun yeah i was going to bring that up and then the other see okay what what's the common denominator of all these things and then why is it then you can oh okay you know what i'm saying because a lot of it is is our inner cities because if you think

10:17 We don't have those problems. massive falling out um i was basically collateral damage within that so for whatever A lot of people thought I was an actual spokesperson. On their end. Yeah. There's a wait period. I don't. You know, things like that. And what is the so the logic Okay. I don't know how they did it back then, but it took a while. I think what people are having a problem with is the private transactions.

15:31 I can sell you the gun. So you don't have to do any kind of check. people that are dangerous people that are criminals people that are thugs that's what around you want to do talking too much shit that's the anti-gun lobby and We're going to hold folks. Ladies and gentlemen, something happened. It's the fucking russians or the chinese or the I don't know

18:44 You talk about them. Like, you did this thing where you're walking around. There's have a passion for these guns and you talk about them and you're talking I mean I love guns too yeah what kind of cars I'm more into like the vanity I mean, I love guns too. You know what? The funny thing is, you know what I love slightly more than guns? What? Cars. Do you? Yeah.

19:21 Yeah. The go wrong part. Whatever. I don't trust British. Yeah. They do, man. I mean, anywhere from like a Ferrari Pista It wasn't a manual. in a car, you can't, there's nothing that can, the only thing I think that may be able Yeah. Yes, you do know. And he's still allowed to use dynamite. were like everyone in media wanted to stay away from guns so i'm like but the scythe and explosions

23:15 So this is a new version, right? no dynamite safety because dynamite just makes your face dirty for a second. The dynamite blows his hat apart, but then it fixes itself. But look, he lands. Oh, finally his hat's That is the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. So my mind goes, OK, this is more of a cultural thing. And we all grew up with Elmer Fred having the shotgun.

25:54 you get people like Joe Biden talking about, you know, all you need is a shotgun. limited range. a massive pig infestation. so i may be hunting one animal but there may be another animal hunting you exactly and i don't They just see the AR and they say, oh, my God, it looks scary. put all of your safety in my hands, i.e. via the government. And I'm just not with that.

28:43 We'd like the government to be the big daddy that's going to, dial 9-1-1 they're gonna take care of everything yeah but But given the current climate, shooting a guy with a taser that doesn't work, Can we pull that up just in case? And I think they need training. in uh jujitsu class when cops would come in where they were they had nothing experience

31:09 But it also says he shot him in the back two times he was running away from him so the part the shooting it I think the shooting in the back yeah is not as relevant as people make it he Anybody can correct me if they see this. was aware of it and was raised exactly people panic right they they really do. There's things that happen to people in high-pressure situations that you can't attribute normal thinking to them in high-pressure situations.

32:28 will have different perspectives. And then a cop possibly thinking that he was shooting a gun. It may not be effective or disperse anything, if that happened, And a lot of it is due to the fact that a lot of these departments don't have enough money to train them adequately. like Navy SEAL society. Yes, I am. Yeah. There's an argument for that. And the alternative is what? Right.

35:32 we subsidize the idea of mass distribution of knowledge with respect to firearm use least this will give people an understanding of the safe way to use them, the proper way that is so anti-gun we I get mad. And you're clearly well-educated on the subject, both in the arguments against gun use in the Second Amendment and also the correct way to use them.

38:01 You get what I'm saying? I'm just trying to get— For responsible use of guns in a place where they taught John Wick? But by and large, yes, I am shadow. Okay. It sucks because it is a legal I don't like it at all, either. That is a nuanced perspective. However, on social media and in general, the idea of having a nuanced But for some reason, it's either, nope, either all cops are bad

41:45 like an invisible enemy when they're protesting. shoot people whatever race they are are fucking terrible clearly there's a problem with cops They're physical with them more than they are white people, statistically, by as much defunding the cops are bad. Get rid of the bad cops, fund them better, train them better. So that they can gain power because they think they can rule better.

44:14 And why is that? Are these the same folks that went on stage with Bernie Sanders at one time? do with the useless chaos what do they do with the useless chaos? What do they do with the useful idiots? That's the distinction. defunding the police. On a person's neck like that for eight minutes But it doesn't always. So you have a lot of these cops that are in these bad neighborhoods and they've been dealing with corruption.

47:26 shit and they were he was basically told hey motherfucker this is how we do shit And so in a lot of that, that responsibility is born on the leadership in these places. But if you're like, all right, this just seems real suspect yeah either do a deeper investigation of it or get rid of them yeah And he goes, hey man, I'm speeding. you're going to pepper spray me because I'm going five miles an hour over the speed limit?

49:30 You're going five miles an hour over the speed limit. Because you're going to get on the Internet right now. naked choke and he's screaming at her and these other and he's a terrible rear naked choke too Who's going to be a cop now? But I think the problem is I should understand the dynamics that a police officer is looking at me from and dealing with people who carry guns and vice versa. So the officer needs to understand and be

51:37 do whenever I'm interacting with a cop that signals to them, hey, I don't mean you no harm, I don't know who you are. Oh, that's a lot. And so I think I had like an M6 at the time. And so I'm sitting there and I'm like, I got egg on my face and shit. Well, this is why it's a question because your ID is different because your real name I don't give out my last name because I don't want to have to shoot anybody i'm being dead serious i mean i get i get

54:01 psychos this is the i've had this conversation about you with people that are not gun owners, that don't like guns. And the looting and the – and not only that, but here in Santa Monica, they have police, right? Even within the defund the police, there are different sects. in Chaz. Was it? No money. and so it's not going to end well folks it's not it's not going to end well the the the way to

56:38 Yeah. Because I remember Black Lives Matter. because of police brutality. now it's become this kind of like There are wolves hiding amongst sheep. I do believe that. one of the coffee shops that I go to all the time, just running around, Yeah, absolutely. goes flying through the air and the car takes off bro it's mad and and then they're just smashing

59:40 Which is why you need, keep in mind, 1200 bucks that they only handed out once like how fucking crazy is that they they handed out I mean, I didn't get anything clearly, but from my understanding, it was supposed to be a constant. To me, the government is supposed to be value added I'm not saying that the system we have in place is fair. Deal with it.

1:01:44 It's realistic optimistic because it's realistic. Unfortunately, whether it's optimistic or pessimistic, I think I tweeted out some time ago. Never sold drugs. However, now there's no guarantee I'll be able to do it. There's a lot of people out there that unfortunately they're born into terrible households where they're abused and there's crime around them and violence and they never get a chance.

1:03:34 Too many people are too dismissive of that reality. circumstance like you talked about. You have to talk about called bigger picture and then he was like i'm just a product of my environment um nobody nobody You really don't stand a chance in hell. Right. Right. during the COVID lockdown, Exactly. And they should look at all those spots, whether it's Baltimore or Detroit or south side of Chicago, look at all those spots in this country as places where people have much less of a chance.

1:06:04 If I haven't lifted in 20 years, you start lifting weights on a regular basis you're Especially at night. which is really kind of crazy. Here, I'll do this this and then I'll do this Yeah. But he said also it seems like various antiviral medications and all these different things. When I was saying that, I was trolling Bill Burr to try to get him to go on a rant.

1:09:03 But I do know that there's these giant spikes in all these cities where they had big protests. But what's hilarious is they're blaming it on Republican governors opening up the states make political parties illegal they're really shy I'm not you can't you can't And then let's have that conversation. a hammer yeah that's pretty much what happens exactly and so we need we need more scalpels

1:10:35 No, I don't think they're really mad. before. Don't get it wrong. But they're both old. I think he's on some. Just his cognitive ability. Right now, I voted for Trump last time. Did they get mad at you I look at things as pragmatic as I possibly can, not discounting my emotions. I just try to remove But I try to learn from those mistakes. Yeah, I understand.

1:13:47 They'll pollute it so it doesn't get passed. That's where I look at the disingenuous nature of the conversations that are being had. all should be outraged. they're all eyes matter and more white people are killed by cops. And you're right. We do. be a country that's all one people. I'm not Indian. So let me hear what you have to say about that. because we're so polarized

1:16:51 It's kind of crazy. The only reason why people are saying black lives matter is because there's people out I'm not going to discount your problems because I don't suffer from them. So we may have a different upbringing, a different cultural background. That's so messed up. man like that yeah I thought that was Right? I bet you fucking would. It's like, it's not a gun issue.

1:19:43 He suffers from the same kind of headline focus. That's what it should be. Like, we pin COVID on them. I respect anybody who's a president. The idea that there's some people that wanted Trump to fail and they wanted the economy to collapse. But now I'm not going to do that anymore. But what I think a lot of it is, is, man, we have so much information now.

1:22:00 Well, hell, it's not like you don't have a family to raise either. You know, and I can't imagine being in charge of as many things as anybody that is a president or a governor or even a mayor is in charge. Yes. I think that's one of the reasons why you resonate because you are a genuine on things it took me two days and of falling behind bed and i laying it right i'm not complaining about it but i just need some people to understand

1:24:40 It's like putting gas in your car. There were some things he just didn't know he knew or didn't know. that was the background check and it wasn't. My opinion is I think I do need a magazine that has 50 rounds. A lot of people are owning firearms for self-defense. You prepare. how many rounds you want to have, what bullet caliber, things of that nature.

1:27:46 I don't understand it. But again, he's going out to commit mass murder. I think a lot of the, the kind of project, not so much the politicians, I think the politicians are Same thing with mass shootings. Happens in inner cities. You're going to lay down and die? And he goes because they're teachers he's like they're there to teach and I'm like What I was saying was if there's a teacher who wants to go through the process of being able to carry a firearm in school, why not let them do that?

1:31:08 Yeah, he is. And they're like, she would just kind of stutter and stammer. I don't. It's just hysteria. You know, the problem of gun ownership in this country. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Yeah. This is what the Second Amendment was written for. Never. Let's do this. But Australia. So no one has a gun. And you're not going to tell me that, no, the cops will always be there.

1:35:22 I saw this. And there's some concern that this might have been some sort of intelligence How NRCMP. withdrew the money from a Brinks deposit in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, March 30th, stashing It's government. And they're Canadians. no, in quotes, Oh, he was a crazy person. It would explain while the force appeared not to take action on complaints about his illegal

1:38:17 including dentists. Plus, informants, like you're a fucking rat. Yeah. But then again, it's funny because immediately after that Ar-15s are not assault rifles. Yeah. being used in movies to what's being sold on the streets. And it's not it wouldn't be effective and I've actually heard people say that I'm like no Yep, people. But it's the truth. You know what's funny?

1:41:20 And one gets looked at very closely and the other gets blatantly ignored. like if it's ssris or antidepressants or or anti-anxiety medication imagine if that becomes I'm just saying the facts. Responsible gun owners are not the people that are Stuff can happen. I know how to handle it, but I'm very sensitive. But I mean, it's something that needs to be talked about and explored.

1:44:20 And you and I agree, we do believe that is the case. Because that conversation is not being had. I don't think it's that simple. And I get in arguments with people about that, It shouldn't be political. I think the gun should live in a space that is outside of the idea of politics. True. When you went to the yes side, yes, it's a hoax. To me, that's just economics perversion.

1:47:40 and replace it with green I have not done enough research on climate change to have a definitive opinion about it. Yeah. Yes, I'm Sensorio. They're so heavy, too. And see, that's old. We shut the door on one of those bitches. None of these fucking suburban housewives because I had a 63. It's bumpy. It's dope. And I was like, oh, my God, what are we doing to ourselves?

1:50:46 Getting these from these poor countries where they're taking them out of Afghanistan. I love that it's silent. And the funny thing is, all the reasons why I love the new G-Wagon are the same reasons that you love the Tesla. Here's a crazy thing. vehicle they got the the tycon from porsche well that's electric. Yeah, it is. But I mean, there was because in Dallas they did

1:52:39 old world cars. Now it's starting to get You know what? Yeah. the gt3 yes all the gt cars i guess they're all those are generally there. GT3 RS? The GT3 RS and the GT3s, yeah. Yeah. It's heartbreaking. What's that thing? And then you add the board. night where everybody was smashing and burning everything it is it's so crazy really it's so Yeah. And then you light everything on fire and

1:56:19 Un gots. Yeah. It's like, look, there's And fast. Right. Yeah. I had a conversation with this comedian friend of mine when one of the mass shootings happened, and he was like, we just got to take away all the guns. Stop it. What do I do? Ten-day waiting period in California. Right. And these are laws that they voted for. Right. So they're't get it because you have what? 10 day waiting period in California.

1:59:03 of having waiting periods for me, He just happened to have him arrest a guy that he's already had a personal beef with. imagine if China like released this virus, there's all these crazy, I could feel it. I know, it's creepy, man. I've been a hunter for eight years, and I've had guns for more than 20. human beings have for violence. And that's why I'm a gun advocate.

2:02:11 you think it was like 24 23 so you were fairly old oh yeah no I was not pro gun Wait, hold on. The first shot I was terrified. After we finished filming, I decided to stay over for several days as kind of like a getaway. to this diner, had some eggs, had some oatmeal, ate, got back in the car, drove back down the In one way, if you would want to look at it with the best perspective possible, you would

2:04:57 I would love that. I don't know. People that you don't love. It's a mentality that it's way more pervasive than it needs to be. look That should be a motivation, not something that I look down on and say, well, why do they get to have that? And so now instead of success being something that people aspire to, There's the success of someone who built a business

2:07:30 You know? If everybody And the reason I have it, and I know it's a little naive to a degree, because now we are talking however i want to disneyfy it as far as the um the the sporting No. Most people think that people get a gun and they just become reckless murderers who want But he'll tell you the speech about it. That's one of the problems. I have with the term depression like boy. That's a blanket that you throw over so many different

2:10:33 It's weird. And they call it depression because their life sucks and their job sucks and no one wants to have sex with them. And I said one of the reasons why I like is because I'm not very good at it like me right and so i want them to be able to feel to be able to relate to the idea of okay I should be good so when I go out and do a gun review and I'm missing with a particular gun

2:13:11 I know, right? Do your best. shitty mood all the time it's just a terrible way to communicate with people It's shitty for you. they start coming after you yeah you can't do that you can't do that yeah it's um you're better off And that's just Instagram. The YouTube comments where I have 1.4 million youtube comments where i have 1.4 million No one can manage that.

2:16:00 Face to face is the best way to talk to people. It's still energy that's coming at you. is just he's a wild motherfucker and fault. Because what you go to do is to get your ego stroked. That's really what you're Which is true. You know, just turn it up a little bit. A lot of people don't realize that people who put themselves out like you know You know,

2:18:41 I'm, I'm right there with you. No. They come up for excuses for why they didn't succeed in their chosen profession. You have to get past the ego wall because there's just some shit you're just not good at. people come who are not very good commenting on people who are successful. It's very true. Bill Maher and I was on a round table, into it like a lawyer.

2:22:00 You got one on the board for us. and I don't know when to get it in there. Yeah, you're right. It's a bad way to communicate in front of people like that. Hopefully I communicated in a manner that audience. At the same time Because you got to, that thinks you know everything. And that's just me being honest. Well, I think it's important to talk to people that have all sorts of different ideas.

2:25:57 Because of it, yeah. talking halfway through we started talking about climate change. well, I have to know this because people expect me to know this. I think it's a control issue. I think we're fucked anywhere from, from the beginning of fucking people. But that's why I say I think, based on my limited knowledge, with respect to the Green New Deal and things of that nature, I think some of it, if not more of it, seems to me economically subversive.

2:28:40 I do too. sucky back in the Fukushima days. Our big warships. I got a business partner. Yeah. That's happening right now. It's an experiment. You know, I mean, I know this trying to, Chaz is supposed to be a new country, but bitch, They beat this dude up for taking pictures. for a short period of time when I was 19 I saw a lot of shit Yeah. Like mixed martial arts?

2:32:18 Yeah. I was like, wow, this is weird. and you get mad i'm a fucking child i'm 19 years old i'm a moron i don't know anything and but i i was smart enough This is funny because it's like how quickly, how quickly they relegated themselves to doing the exact same shit that they were critiquing and criticizing. Well, you have to beat people up. I think people think,

2:34:50 It's not that easy, And the problem is, they can oh really okay well you see the result of that you have seattle and things go shit like that and the You guys... that human nature, intoxicating. Now imagine being in charge of millions of people. you pointed out even on a minor level of being a security guard at a concert it's intoxicated yeah Instead of just like trying to recruit people.

2:37:57 It's like how do we balance that right and then what do we do? They're really doing that. and then also where's the jobs where the are you going yeah yeah if you're stuck in minneapolis and They wrote that back when they had muskets. So where do we see this? It's amazing how really well thought out their system of government was. It's nothing. Yes.

2:40:30 yeah yeah now like i said there there you know people do fall through the cracks and then there I mean, I guess it's young compared to other systems. Great. That's a branch of the Chinese government. Hey, y'all, we'd like access to that data. get a gun do to keep it from sliding into the abyss? I mean. because I hate that it had to come to this my only thing is right now

2:43:27 They're definitely not promoting you. But he's- Yeah. I'm being facetious A lot of my friends are like no no no I need an exhaust of my friends are like, no, no, no. I need an exhaust note. Yeah. I mean, think about it. People love long-range shooting. Yes, you see the vapor trail, and then you see the impact, but you don't hear anything. And then you take that, you couple that with being in a beautiful environment.

2:46:26 Yeah. that's how suppressors work. muzzle. And people don't realize cacao, but it sounds like it's happening And so it's kind of But what about a pistol? But it also— So you can go suppressor or you can go. They have this ignorant idea that people are going to sneak up on people and shoot them and no one's going to hear anything. No. Yeah. But I think it's also an ignorant thing.

2:49:33 They're very influenced by them here. It is beautiful. But they're trying to do almost everything to limit the amount of options that someone who wants to have a gun has here. They're not free. There's nothing unreasonable. So all that's going to happen is they're going to start off with saying, okay, you need three there's no way they're going to be able to satisfy that.

2:51:54 where do you think they're going to enforce them? don't have like this nuanced very detailed perspective on what what gun ownership actually That's why you're shadow banned. Well, shadow banning is real. I just I pivot It's already 3.30, man. the most reasonable Goodbye, friends.