Joe Rogan Experience #1497 — Joe Schilling Transcript

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0:00 Stitch them up I love you too Fucking difficult job, and you got a lot of them. Mm-hmm. I think you know my thing was it just became we were i was talking about this the other day with coleon noir and we were saying that He goes, they train for like a couple of weeks. like oh all those all the human interaction you've had before you went to the academy,

2:20 Well, that goes back to what? You can't buy weed. chill i'm smoking joint fucking crack a beer it's like 10 o'clock in the morning i can do that on father's day you know It's nuts. And I know you take a lot of hate for it and that's one of the reasons why I highlighted it I'm like, sometimes I don't have time. Like if that was your mom, what scenario or context are you looking for that that would be okay or your

5:12 I don't know. I'm going to show you some shit that John Joseph sent me. 21 people got shot the other day because nobody wants to be a cop there anymore Now everybody's resigning. This is all the fucking people that got shot the other night. And it was crazy during the looting. The sheriff actually told them to not do anything. let them do it and then we'll clean up the mess.

7:47 This is something that they've tried because people are filming them from their apartments. in these particular situations and the idea is to let it burn out let these people burn it out of perspective is. And thank God I'm not a fucking governor or a mayor. That's when you know things You would say that, but one of the most egregious videos of police brutality

10:00 It's insane. journalists have lost their eyes the video i posted of that guy they're like all squared up hector lombard's instagram there's a video i mean this is where it gets really squirrely this scrawny ass man bun wearing dickhead They're just fucking people ma'am and if you give a person that insane power to you know what I mean right so but what do you do it's just like I mean I look

12:47 or a pretty different There's no question about it. and he cracks his head open and you walk away. He has no control over his body and bangs his fucking head off the concrete and they just leave him there man weak-minded people guns and power right you know what i'm giving people guns and power that wounds to the face you can only walk up on so many of those and keep your sanity.

15:54 it's horrible, but Hey, that's life. That's tough. Then that's another area that needs to be Like, how many fights can you screw up before there's an accountability there? It's one of the highest. They're on their own little team. And then they charged her boyfriend or husband with attempted murder for shooting back at the person who's shooting through the window.

17:49 The cops come and they're like lined up down the hall with an AR-15 screaming and ridiculous Don't reach back. your where do you get the right to just jump to that conclusion just because you're a cop that There's a lot of them, man. live my life why the fuck because yeah because i made a turn a turn signal right why are these guys to behave like that because they escalate

19:54 But then you know, it's just there needs to be solutions. All this complaining about it is great. It's good You can't have billboards up that say, earn $50,000 a year, have a great gig. whatever he wants and that's what we do and it keeps biting us in the ass all the time yeah i Today it's squats. pull people over police officers There's people You get a free education,

22:33 There's a lot of that shit going on. to have them that underfunded to have them that poorly represented because i know there's good Yeah. All those gigs we just... There's 40 million people in this motherfucker. you know the police how the police i can only imagine it that's why i like uh like lethal That's not how we do things. pizza in the morning and a blender and they fucking smoke cigarettes and then

25:51 And he's like, he wouldn't say anything. a cat and it used to always go up in the tree. And they'd come and they'd It's just like this overwhelming But you only hear the bad ones. four years ago same type of shit got pulled over or fell asleep in So they trick him into doing that. Yeah, we were talking about that one. I don't know. So there might Why shouldn't that guy just go home?

29:34 something non-violent but that guy should just get a ride home and if he says that he drove there They should have the same wherewithal that you and I are having They basically don't feel like they're supported and they want to let people know, like, this is what we do. They don't care about their oath. They don't care about protecting and serving for you. They care about staying together

31:28 The 7-5. all bad cops they're all doing fucked up shit i'm pretty sure they pushed a guy out of a window Fuck. Now you have some asshole come up with a hammer Nobody will see it. Yeah. Yeah. They might have been robbing it or something like that. That seems like a weird way to save people. We were robbing this jewelry store. I mean, how many cops robbed things during all the melee?

34:47 And these kids were like, hey, man, are you a fucking cop? And they were like, this guy's wearing, like, police issue shoes, police issue clothes. I think what happens with a lot of this, you know, it's called an agent provocateur, right? That shit has been done. let's get some fucking assholes to go in there and start some shit we haven't we haven't let

36:34 We're like, this is fucked up. rather than i mean we have that everywhere though right we have that in like sunset boulevard or But it's a weird. For that reason? Really shows everybody. You hate this guy. Cuomo needs 50,000 respirators and it puts them all in the nursing homes It's more difficult to treat those people. but did they test him for COVID?

39:40 They don't know, These articles are full of shit. Yeah, yeah, you know so the numbers are fudged. false positives. I haven't heard that. I got a video that was Jesus. There's a lot of people who do say that. Love it. it's just one more way to get people to, let's scare them to stop revolting. I think it is. real quick before Particularly after the David Fravor incident, which was an Air Force incident that was off the coast of San Diego.

43:50 Like every now and then we'll see one. defy all the known laws of propulsion. I mean, they've openly said there's a real issue. Donald Trump and he's not even doing it like I'd be like, come on, dude. seriousness and some uh like some but you know, life is Chappelle's doing regular shows in Ohio. My buddy Donnell did it, and he said he loves it. 19 cases yeah you want to see the photo of the austin protest you've seen it it's crazy you know

47:40 So when they're talking about statewide issues, did you do you have an image? protest during the day, and this is why. I'm sure some temperature kills it I think that people get sick from the flu every year and die I think that it's a bad thing I don't think it's real? I think that the flu is real. I think that people get sick from the flu every year and die.

49:07 Your job would be to write a 30-minute episode that was funny and intriguing Okay. basically saying is this is a very legit virus. they're not a part of the news media that's trying to transmit propaganda, Now, it's not vulnerable. off. There's a lot of people that get it, shake it off. They barely get it. They barely even know because it's not predictable, and they don't know how to treat it totally, especially in the beginning.

52:44 ventilator is such a last-ditch Shout out to Dan Bilzerian. he'll love it it's funny how And I took some of their dog CBD More shit CBD and T-shirts and shit. What is the one, the devil that has the goat head? Who is it? That's like something Duncan would know a lot about. as covet 19 hospitalizations worsen and then all the videos come out and it's like people and uh

55:19 National School of Tropical Medicine Diseases. If he's saying this, he's a legit scientist and a doctor and he there's no antibiotics no med it's probably just a normal part of life to have all these different I mean, you're drinking like horrible bacteria. Peter Hotez? those are estimated to be hospitalized in the united states hospitalization uh usually primarily

58:21 Yeah, that's probably a better perspective. Dude, I just started over the last year. cramps well i heard of being dehydrated any level of dehydration like reduces athletic output by He could just eat and train and just recover. it's just water i don't know man you got to see the video of him now he looks like a fucking That dude's terrifying. Zero fucks.

1:00:49 He hit so goddamn hard, man. Well, he lost to Jon Jones before that. Like mirror lock style? So John has his arm, it's right there And what's interesting is, again, it's not. Hey, let's see it. And we all have fucked up shoulders anyway. Boom. They want that to happen. Mighty Mouse is still dominating. No argument. He's fucking huge. And look, not fat.

1:03:54 Yeah, Matt Hamill. stupid but they don't change it. You know what's crazy The downward elbow is like it is G-shit for sure. Anytime I fought in Thailand, I always had at least one or two of those in the fight. exist on the ground anyway. If they understood What was I just saying? You can't take it away from him for that and that did that had almost no impact on the fight

1:06:01 He was getting his ass kicked. But then technical, it's Mighty Mouse. about you know he knows so much rich franklin was he was champ, was working with him too. And he actually fought Pat Miletic way back in the day, dude. overall technique I think Mighty Mouse right but like He's also going to open up on Mauricio Shogun Hua in the youngest ever time a person wins the UFC title.

1:07:59 Whatever, right? even when he caught Chael Sonnen clinch that he's doing what is you know no one yet was that crazy for you to watch because you but then when he went into greatness was when he was like 30-ish, because Great story every time. got away with like $500 million. he'd get through the bars But – And he punches him. He turns his head. He punches him. He turns his him. And he goes, go ahead. And he punches him.

1:10:31 See if you can find that. him down and beating him up and that that was what i was accustomed to so like i'd seen those big He was a good guy, a very tough guy. fight the two fights with rich franklin like i really feel like for an athlete, a real elite athlete, Like, he's just letting him hit him. and then just start marching him down, they were like, how do we win this fight?

1:13:11 fucking iced you. Yeah, I had a few Guys would come in then people didn't know You know, that was one of those fights where you're just like, He's not hard to hit. It was after Liebman. If he clipped you, man, you had real problems. he came back and like you know justified it and did it well i think like he's got he's got to be up there oh he's got

1:16:04 You know rampage was his kryptonite over Rampage was his kryptonite over in Pride. I mean, you're one of the rare guys like you and Gaston. Yep. Dude, I fought at Mike Tyson, I guess. He's like, Like a bad cop? they always like walks to the center kind only like okay ready to fight uh boxing and mma that And I drop-stepped to the right hand. Yeah. And the knee that you caught him with on the way down to is perfect man

1:19:25 That's speculation, right? Let's look at it. Tricky. He has all these change-up speeds. So every time I would throw the right hand, That was crazy. Because I was like, the forum is fucking packed, and the fights were wild, man. there was so much heavy bombing on each other and this is a tournament you had and lion fight like i started can't stop crazy we started doing our own interviews we're like

1:22:35 We sold out the Hard Rock, the Pond or whatever for, And then we had the rematch and there was controversy behind that too. Because it was such a fucking crazy fight. want to do one more i can't do one more my coach is like fucking you can do it one more round yeah But it was very, very controversial. Maybe it was a good thing to stop. And he's, you know, that's his decision. He only, so he doesn't. And he quits. And that's his decision.

1:25:32 It was hard for him. was a wild ass fight too. Nigel's got crazy Well, Nigel Benn gets up, and he makes it through the round, and then turns into a war. And this was, like, the big challenge was Gerald McClellan, Roy Jones Jr. on gerald and gerald's punches are coming real slow and he's getting tired when Nigel starts teeing off on Gerald and Gerald's punches are coming real slow

1:27:49 And anybody that criticizes him was really off. really wrong he's like out of it because he was one of the golden guys. there's been some videos and really because he wound up It's crazy. They're playing it safe, huh? Man, the UFC's done it. They made it take our there's something wild about it. For sure. there's less energy yeah for sure i could see a lot of people feeling that way probably yeah

1:31:53 Both of them. trevor whitman and his relationship is is like really special yeah a lot to do with him being Like he knows how to like while you're tying up and a fucking Like there's almost He said it way better than that. He had Gage wobbled, like real wobbled. he's a wrestler wrestler never wrestles no never wrestles wrestle anybody but that's what makes

1:34:40 He's standing like a striker. Was super necessary there sir that became like a big hashtag super necessary So much experience. where he throws that round kick Another monster. You know, and Josh is as good as it gets. It was just fucking spectacular. Yeah. Are we going to keep it? We're not going to lose our family's fortune. And then boom, that one final fight with Forrest Griffin and Stefan Bonner.

1:37:58 UFC or cage fighting or whatever, but they didn't really get to know who Chuck Liddell was that right? Paulo Costa and Israel Adesanya. Oh, really? has to happen, man. I'll tell you something that Dana White told me. And they go, yeah, he's a stud, right? Is that it? Bro, he just, there it is. He just Jerick Brunson just clanged his shin off of his head of the head. Yeah back of the crazy So you're right Uriah Hall and him we're gonna fight. That's a great fight. August 22nd

1:41:29 I might have seen it. Icarus Then he gets in touch with this Russian guy who's going to teach him how to do it. fuck they are Like a hole that big The athletes just pissed. Oh, no, no him how to do all this stuff what is the guy's name gregorov yuri what's his name So that's the guy. He's fucked. why they did it, the way they've done it always in the

1:45:41 the sports, they weren't able to compete in the next Olympics. They're all buddies. or something like that? It was like 26th. You're all taking drugs. to hide for the rest of his life i mean this is just the the life he chose terrifying man like the walking on the beam. We're going to band your feet up really small Yeah, but that was just for aesthetics, right?

1:48:28 It's like people do weird shit man like i have friends who have those big ear holes like that's okay shout out to boogie my friend richie martinez Look how her toes are tucked under her feet. Yeah, forever. but it's almost crazier what they used to do to heads. and this is a really freaky thing, So they developed this like thing really they just like compress their shoulders down yeah they have like and

1:50:49 Yeah. And wasn't there another time, I think maybe it was before this, It's crazy. Nurse Rachel, Filipino lady, she was explaining that to us. It's real good for you. So you get like the hotel room IV in Vegas, What's NAD? It actually helps keep you younger. It means something. Can you Google what does NAD mean? as a helper molecule for proteins It's just

1:54:57 responsibilities i need a break from anxiety i need a break from just thinking from people's Really fascinating. I didn't read that you had a boxing career. Are you able to fully train right now? the fans going and stuff, but we take everybody's temperature But it's been great for me getting back because I was starting to lose it there, I think, how much more normal they seem, how much happier they are.

1:57:47 And I'm happy to hear you're able to open again. They can't do it right now. they can't do any of it and there's so many people that Through no fault of their own. They get the bailout, the dirty secret is if they don't bail out the, We're not going to be able to do it ourselves. If they make more money on unemployment than they were actually earning working there,

1:59:56 play Call of Duty, and get paid more, or risk my life to make pizza. This was back in like December. nothing nothing he was like what or maybe a bad test. He should probably get another one. He's like the president of Tanzania in Africa. random stupid shit and got like positive positive inconclusive well inconclusive makes I think it's a real bad flu and it's flu season and people are getting sick.

2:02:23 Some of them are dying in real weird ways. The fucking whole world over a thing that killed they that kills less than there's so much fuckery going on. Come on, man. Well, the saddest one was when he said that the only reason we told people not to wear much fuckery but so much fuck it's also they're learning on the job you know they're trying to Not government.

2:04:55 Your whole family, bro. and they had already got it planned And so he goes up the stairs like, yeah i'm one of the hamptons probably Probably shouldn't, but I stayed away from everybody. Apparently, he was saying at nighttime it gets really bad, We don't really have it, Nobody has talked about food, kind of office or whatever very smart that's for sure smart Smart dude. Very intelligent guy. But, you know, he's, if you're a person that questions any aspect of COVID, you're immediately

2:07:52 when something gets 11 million downloads in a day and there's a bunch of other videos that don't get Or I mean, Right. I shouldn't say you can't do that person to person according to China. you cannot discount someone who's clearly a fucking super genius, who's also looking at this Why do we have to make that huge mistake? they got on the East Coast. They think the virus that came from Europe is probably more deadly

2:10:58 But yeah, I get that. You have to breathe their air. I mean, the sun came through the clouds, but you never saw a blue sky. But not that bad for us because at least we can say, oh, we need this rain. Every day. Go. You need sunlight. Of course you did. You just drive in. That's what it is. there's a thing that happens lumped in with the idea of progress

2:14:16 Like, okay, oh, you think you can do better? This is how you do it. Okay, Chaz, good luck. are letting them do that. There's a lot of them, man. If you talk to people... precinct, got to stay out of this area. Like they really, they couldn't, they had to get out of there. Oh, okay. Good luck, lady. They just took over. It's not that simple. You're like, what is this?

2:17:48 I don't know what I'd do. Can my kid not play in the yard? You got to go. I'm looking at Seattle News. They said they're going to I think that was a big joke. The guys that fund Who gets it? It would be crazy if we found out there was some sort of a weird ulterior motive for letting them take over, yeah so much i got you bro moves too slow i got you bro it's too much of a weird come off balance

2:20:14 Because if we do the switch kick, you're staring at me. But if I just step forward with my right foot, Then I have to take an additional step if you back up. Right, and if they're moving away, you've got to do that step. And that was like his thing. just being lazy with your block if you block block correctly, it's fine. But if like, especially in like a sparring situation, you're just, you're lazy with your

2:21:56 It's like. It's nuts. and then two-division UFC world champion. Next to Travis Luter. He looked like he was found in the woods. But, you know, it's hard to tell. your whole legacy if they could retroactively right Really? You might be right. You got a juiced up sport. Top 15 what is who agree? It's over top 15. Yeah. Well, that's the old days of the UFC, too

2:25:10 And I think so could you. Like, the guys peed in the cup, and then they set it on the floor. That turns out. Well when you're on that kind of juice I would imagine your whole perspective in reality just gets like what was going on. All those guys. It's not exactly. For sure, of course. the cage? Can you imagine? Like, what the and then finished him off

2:27:53 yep was like Mm-hmm. man that was crazy i'm a big fan of gilbert burns he's a stud everybody before the fight i was like as one of the all-time great this. I've been in those positions What's crazy is like, He doesn't have like a background and swarm him? That's a dangerous move. When Cub Swanson It was in a leg lock position. fights and you got a lot of momentum and then you blow your fucking knee out in this grappling

2:31:46 scary way to get hurt because you're like yikes that's gonna be a bad one you know when you see teams on a lot of ways over the years with jiu-jitsu and it's just a real issue. tap now and preserve your shit? It's a crazy time. So I made his debut. Yeah, he's fought several times. Oh nice. He's fought several times. He's undefeated in MMA. Awesome significant right so that's the same thing with grappling with a guy like

2:34:31 Well, he's so good defensively. you know, because he's like, look, once we go to the ground, Look at this. Ah, that feeling of feeling your shit separate inside He just let him fuck his knee up. Bellator fight. he really brought it with guys like Tonin taps out That is so bad. Look how far back that's going. Look how bad that thing is bent Holy shit. Gary's trying to murder everyone he's ever met.

2:37:47 of his own shit, trying to get more off of Lifts his hands up, fine. Some people are just tough, fully hyperextended. And then the only person that saved his entire fucking career was herb Dean right herb Dean's like hey Hey, hey your arms broken. He's a come on, bro And then when they put it up on the big screen, the moment you see it snap, Frank Mir got him in a Kimura.

2:39:31 Have you ever hit somebody with that and torn their shit? And he just refused the sweep. If I'm lucky. I'm not like a long-term guy, right? They're like, they might be bad cops. I'm so scared to get pulled over. You want good'm not even lying. Let's just give the cops some love. I'm so scared to get pulled over. And I think they're held to a standard that they should be held to because it's a life or death situation.

2:42:01 You're overloading your system. Let's go down the list. Find out if they're exceptional. And if they listen to Jocko, they let Jocko Willing take over the training But I wanted to have you on because I know that this means something to you. But you're doing it because you mean it means something to you and you actually care and you want people to know like this is

2:44:20 They need to be held accountable for women, for old men, for everybody. an asshole cop, which I find hard to Yeah, it's... everything some checks and balances we can't have a government that nobody gets in checks and Thank you. position. I was talking to my buddy about it. A hundred percent. Yeah, well, good. whereas you're not going to actually get good at striking unless you're getting struck,

2:47:26 in the face and you see stars and your nose starts running and your eyes are watering you're like oh If someone flatlines you, you're fucked for the day. And then you get out there in front of the lights and it's just not for you. It's not your time The first time I cornered him for a fight, We're warming him up, and it's like, all like all right you got like 10 minutes for the next fight and he's like like you need anything else like no i'm cool chilling he sits down he

2:49:32 Got the first little bit out. he puts his arm around me he was like hey man, you know you were saying like make sure I turn the switch Man, I can't believe I'm not remembering this. He's like warms up, real laid back. Which I think is weird like you're going off the battle or something, but he turns around I was like hey, man And he's like, kind of like, so I'm going to move my feet.

2:51:53 Who's he got here? And he's very sneaky. You know what I mean? be he's pushing off hips and shit and that's kind of the same way you would think about a guy who's Sees it. It does. yeah man I just want like everybody And don't defund the police, please. That was good.