Joe Rogan Experience #1500002 — Bryan Callen Transcript

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0:00 all of a sudden pull back. if that system has made them billions of dollars. And one of the reasons why I tire of it is because everyone seems to have some sort of a position in this machine and everyone is you know describing all I think you're a smart guy, and I think this is what the world needs. I would probably start with a flat tax. See, this is where I would step in.

2:28 And this is the caveat, though. You don't have to produce a profit. existence since 1967 how many are in existence of the 500 i believe eight are still running is that the only way very simply, is I'd have a flat tax, There are a lot of very wealthy people who get it. in Avon Corporations. that just always ask yourself They act as psychopaths. I see a bunch of different factors.

5:46 they're allowed to do it in real time, and they're organized. And that's when things are going to get really strange. and it goes to the web and finds out information and brings it back to you, Well, that's what I just keep wondering. People are much less violent. this new information and all these new challenges and all these new issues that are presenting themselves to us and it's happening

8:09 Well, there's also the idea that machines are a life form in and of itself. It doesn't work anymore either. I mean, they are essentially the monkeys in comparison to us. Well, biology as we know it. that we're going to be able to mesh with. And we're on our way to building some fucking carbon fiber, know what fiber optic laced electronic fucking And that means that if you reverse-engine engineer it and you know exactly how it works

10:48 on trying to reverse engineer the brain. When does it become a person, kill your wife because your wife wants to unplug it. You know, the yin and the yang of things is there for a reason. which means they, when you that we operate in. What happens though? And you're never going to die anyway. you start talking about computers being this advanced you're talking about human beings

13:41 And if you read Tim Ferriss' book, did you read the part about having a cell phone in your pocket, how it cooks your fucking balls? Well, one of the things The radiation I never talk with my ear. stopped having the phone in his pocket, started eating Brazil nuts. Apparently, they have zinc in my pocket all the time and he um said that he took took the time off stopped having the phone in his pocket started eating brazil nuts uh apparently they have zinc in them and it's uh

14:58 That's scary. and I read it for, that would take 20 minutes. now. It's good shit. Yeah, I cut it hemp seed and uh and protein Most people are walking around malnourished, I think. demands have higher demands, like especially if you're an athlete, if you're doing a lot of And I don't work out nearly as hard as a guy like Cain Velasquez does It became an obsession super early in my life. And there's a direct correlation to me with good performance, good movement,

17:58 exactly the way a drug will. I got a problem. like I got shot with some animal tranquilizer. and a negative response My point is in all my years, because your body's fighting off poison your body's in a war to process all this shit and really interesting, they don't take care of their fucking shell. fucking you know 45 50 55 you know whatever they say a certain percentage of people have chimpanzee

20:52 Is that people who are just muscular, like stronger? If the mother during pregnancy is malnourished in any way, Well, people who have breast cancer, only 3 out of 10 have that gene. than people who haven't been abused. to respond to whatever is coming. They couldn't get his heart rate over 165. repetition and practice. You know, Julio Cesar Chavez was known for barely training.

23:19 Rip your body. He obviously works as hard as any professional athlete on the planet. a different kind of cardio i was talking about somebody asked me why i liked um why i love mma I've got to get you spanking. But it's just so... But that movie did not get its fair shake. But that didn't matter.. It was silly. They fought for two days in a row, and it was a crazy tournament. But that didn't matter.

24:57 It was great. Really? They love the idea. I watched Ginger Snaps last night. it's pretty funny. and one of them gets Jesus Christ, I'm proud of the show. Schedule it on my phone right now. Schedule it. I am scarred. Rogan experience and the other part is on Sam Tripoli does it. I think when I'm going to start my podcast, I'll let it go there, yeah.

27:08 and it helps you and it becomes a normal part about the same thing every goddamn both said that you really like Daniel Day I think I, what inspires you is not even so much the person, And he got hit by that antelope? I hit a guy and a bike. No big deal. of your fucking forearm? I was like, why is my big toe leaking? I just made it up. There were these, you could walk around.

30:16 You don't have to worry about the minerals mined under treacherous conditions where people... No, it's impossible. Oh, Jesus Christ. Is that who do all kinds of horrible things. Oh, my God. Liberia to a small extent, all you guys are bad motherfuckers. The Thailand one, they went to Thailand I saw the Ladyboys. the Ladyboys And I said to Brody, but she was like

32:18 do you think you could leave After the kids are grown, the kids leave the house. Do whatever you need to do with your trainer. You go down and you see this German tourist with warts and barnacles on his back. I'll be at, I think it's Rumors. I heard a rumor. Is it called Yuck Yucks? Okay. absolutely and they get the funny generally better educated Vancouver is beautiful.

34:14 Thank you very much. O-N-N-I-T and They were great. What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you apologizing? You are what you are. And we also, Josh McDermott's coming on. David Tell moved. He're going to get to you. I guarantee you. I'll call you soon. And we also, Josh McDermott probably tomorrow. I don't know who though. We appreciate, Did you watch the Muammar Gaddafi videos?

35:59 He wasn't bloody, and then he became bloody. The fucking show's ending right now, and I'm going into another subject.