Joe Rogan Experience #1529 — Whitney Cummings & Annie Lederman Transcript

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0:00 First of all, how do you two not have a show together? It's been like six months now. Yep. I do feel like I had like a crush on the night. That was so funny. It'd be great. But I was like, ooh, My chlamydia killed my COVID, so I'm good. I have a friend who got malaria, and then he got malaria again when he got sick. Malaria's like, not to be forgotten.

2:21 and he got malaria when he was a baby, That's wild. some fucking untold hundreds of millions of genetically modified mosquitoes in the Everglades. Did you read it? I was like, maybe I should read the article. and is it gonna come out like right before the election? now of Trump like peeing on someone, we'd just be like... As soon as you apologize, you're fucked.

4:16 and then they say that was your fault, never say sorry because you'll get blamed for it. I did that. I was thinking about you because you posted that Irresistible, that book the other day. Can you give me your doctor, Annie? Oh, my God. He's going to wake up and be like, fuck you guys. Yeah, his ideas are very unique, funny, smart. He's the best for that.

6:24 you can be tricked into thinking that that shit's real. really mean and everyone knows it we all know like if you say something really gross to me i It's like a trauma bond. That totally should be a special. We noticed. Like what? I never feel more equal than when a male comic And you're like, okay, bitch. Well, that's the risk. and she tweeted, I don't know.

9:06 It's amazing how you can accuse people of rape and say like crazy shit, racist shit, We, yeah. We didn't start off on great terms. it doesn't matter what genre. It's like, ooh, I got to tread lightly. You know, I just was like, Now you're just bragging. If you're here, who's at the improv getting bumped by Chris D'Elia? And he was like, don't hire his business manager.

11:28 Yeah. Yeah. When you have But I also have friends that got sued it's from the outside, so when you So the fear of that must have been terrifying. And I think David had a gun under his bed and the guy took the gun out. But also it's any assistant that wants to be a celebrity assistant wants what you have. But you can have a nice assistant. Like, they're not out.

13:24 But sometimes they work out. They work. Rich and Bonnie's daughter, I think she turned 13, Raina. But I see her and I'm like, you've got to be on your toes because she's the funniest, sharpest. I just pretend like I'm killing her. You would go, these guys, these fucking assholes are laughing at this. All these things. like they kind of have to be. Like, we have to get to the end of something.

15:21 That's a wild movie. That dude is so good. what is his one time breathing heavy I was sitting there just barbecued, watching the screen going, oh my god, this is crazy. That's why when someone gets a nose job and you're like, your nose looks good, but it But I was reading something about body dysmorphia, about how of you. It's so stupid. Whoever said that's an idiot.

17:13 People say ridiculous shit sometimes and it kind of sort of makes sense, but it doesn't. How do people see UFOs? Explain asteroids. the boats. How the fuck do you know what they saw? see fake news when you see you're like yeah that happened like you want to believe something I mean, that's really what it is. And it's addictive. Oh my God. The red week.

19:02 I think of you as being like 20 and I think of me as being like 71. because I just didn't have those years. I bet that's wild. Did it, like like destroy your life I loved Jaeger like it was like very back to this conversation again. And I'm like, you think I would relapse with you? Most of the time, Stan Hope drinks Bud Light, though. Is that- I never drank wine until the pandemic.

21:29 Whitney's been date raping herself, guys. It's in my purse somewhere, yeah. What does it do when you do it? Yeah, I hit a nerve the first time, then I had to back out and do it again. It's funny, he literally ate the frog. And it wasn't, you picked the spot Ooh. It's almost like a power of suggestion thing where he'd be like, no, no, it might be fake.

23:17 Whose hand is that? It's either you're very poor or you're very rich if you're tanned. Like if you're... and asks you if you're sure he did a card trick and he did a card trick but there was this guy I'm afraid I'm gonna get like flaps of skin, and that's where they put the coins underneath. What? Yeah, they carve they carve holes into their hands, like flaps of skin, and

24:57 Crazy shit. You've got to get in the club. I was like, the way you move your hands, it's similar to martial arts because when someone's Have you seen Kyle Dunnigan's joke about where he's like, Yeah. Oh my God, that's so funny. And just talking shit, having fun, and then boom, it stops. Well, I think that there's ways to do we could do the weird social distance things you know where

27:21 and i was like holy shit and then um and then was thinking that, and then I went, oh my God, when it got shut down, we really I started bringing a microphone with me on the road I did like 40 cities before I shot a special It was the funniest. I was trying to do it. Fuck yeah, they'll buy it. I'm launching it today when I leave. There's so many people selling bootleg shit online right now.

29:11 with my face on it. bears. I'm scared of nature. I run with a little taser now. I carry paperweights that fit on your knuckles. Nope. So that's your thing? Wait a minute. I need to heat up my taser. That's not real. Most likely, even if you have a knife, if a mountain lion gets you, you're fucked. The Revenant. based on a real story. When Joey fell,

31:56 We're not going to sue you, Whitney, are you okay? It's so oily right there. I'm eating a cookie. He goes down, his leg went behind him. So he kept saying, like, I fell on my knee. And he's like, something's off. He did have a fucking stroke. There's a clip of it. And then you see them drag him out. Oh, that's how he really died? Dude, I always think I was telling Whitney about this.

34:46 It's a real meritocracy. And he's not a comic at all. And then it compounds. And then it becomes, find whatever the group is negative or bad or mean or this or that, and then it compounds. and you're a suppressor or you're a bad person. you have no clue what anyone's story is. you got somewhere and people didn't respond. It's fun too. He just shows up with a fucking plastic bag of his shit.

36:59 just like who you are forever. You know, like that night Joe, I was, I was overdosed in a fucking K-hole. It was the only time. I was hanging out with you thought maybe I shouldn't go. It was the only time. Like, you don't have that kind of a life where you can go and be with your peers. And then we see each other on Tuesday. I'm working in the kitchen

38:32 than I had you feel that comfortable So I do the It's called My Shiny Face. and she's like, she goes, Suburbs of Philly first. I don't smile. and you go, and you go, you And I start talking about my face. Like trashing a female comedian. Like if you call me voicemail, it just goes to fuck you. But those voice memos that people send, they're odd because you have to listen.

42:02 Oh, you could tell if someone keeps it? I think it's more Bon, Trauma Bon. No, I think he's gotten overly famous to the point where we can again. shit Segura sends me. Jesus Christ. entire you know what it is it's this I realize I don't it's putting all your It's me. I don't think it is. I'm pretty sure that's legal. That's where they prosecuted certain like pornographers because they decided that it was, you know, that's where they prosecuted the two live crew.

44:36 He would open up girls' assholes with a speculum and then piss inside of them. So he was found guilty on 20 counts of obscenity You see, that's the thing. She would kill it in jail. do you think the pee tapes are real I just who cares have you ever had a guy try to Oh my god. It was in the shower. But then the sheen from your face just slipped it off.

46:49 That's so ridiculous. Ruin the moment? I don't I it's gotta be like a pheromone thing or something I think it's like a wow. you better have a good like it's more than enough and I know it's gotta be you can't recognize yourself on the street. But that's not how it works. Those are rookies. Right. What? No, because of Fear Factor, we made people drink Donkey Kong.

49:43 It just was all chewy. Did it taste good at all? No, but it didn't taste bad. And it popped in your mouth? Oh, destroyed. It just was all chewy. The legs. It's all just in your head. and then when I picked it up, They had to play horseshoes That's not a big deal. So I'm talking them through this while they're doing it. There's two times where I told them don't do it,

51:17 she was like 95 pounds. Like this. See? But the hoof missed her. Yeah, she's a tiny girl. She's very pretty. That was as far as they could take it. They're going to play horseshoes. What is it when you hit the thing? And they said no. It's also a wild amount of cum. It's like, you know how many people have to sign off on that in order to make it happen?

53:49 this listen to me when I'm the voice of reason we're fucked yeah like this show's fucked you Yeah, I used to get it. It's because there's something wrong, like maybe even bad food, and you're with that person, so maybe you ate that bad food too. have you ever been thrown up on yeah yeah people have hit me like hit my feet and shit all the people coming into town.

55:33 because I was like 20, you know? but the producers and stuff and the producers were like so what's your story and i realized They become famous Well, I remember there was a place that John and Kate Plus Eight, the John guy, he was This was back when it was a show, like when it was on television, when I hang out with Sal from Impractical, But yeah, I get that a lot, too.

57:41 Wait, did I tell you what I did? But so, no, but I ran into him Oh, really? He's like, come on the show. And I was like, I'm a psycho. I can't. I was like, I can. He's like, I'm a comic star. My name's on the wall. I just talked about you on Joe Rogan's podcast. And he goes, I love Joe. He's like, come on the show. I can't show my feet. Yeah. My feet are so ugly, but for some reason I think it's like my first Google search is

59:08 in the basement freaks and their moms are barefoot. So he thinks that that got mixed in some people. I've been blowing my dad for years. Literally, he thought he could take coke with abandon I can't go to David Lynch. morning and to jeopardize yourself and your relationships. Absolutely. I think Sherpas are in the Himalayas. Annie gets her news from Infowars.

1:01:56 I was doing you. you two fucking psychos can win for sure we do have like a certain level of grit and also their weaknesses. You two are both predators. No bullshit. A hundred percent. I have like three girl followers. I have lots of girls You would get all the girls. All of them. All of them. I have like three girl followers. You're both pretty. a fucking monster combination

1:03:54 We also, by the way, Now that I've done the podcast enough, We had some plans You have to keep the Navy SEAL guys Right people just want to align with people it's like a fucking echo chamber like circle jerk of like we agree You're a weird, saggy sap. and if someone doesn't agree with it why is it personal but it is it is for most This is not, the Democratic Party is you.

1:05:44 They've made it like this part of their identity. it? Well, that's because It's more flattened that I couldn't do. Yeah. You now have to wear masks at all times. who accused him of rape? if he got out. Terrifying. But I do, I was thinking like with the looting, He vlogged it. Pulled the electricity, yeah. Jesus Christ. It's just so bad. Whitney, it's so sad.

1:09:08 called daddy didn't do a good job i love my dad so much but it is he's like he's like well bring They have all these fucked up expectations. I was tearing up. Now you're just bragging. my graduating class was 17 kids. Like were seven teachers like come on my drama teacher They did the best they can with the tools they had. when you're 21. I mean, it's just so hard.

1:11:02 No. I have a middle name. Yeah. Mostly Italian. Oh, nice. A little bit of Irish. Yeah. Yeah. I can tell. What's your lineage? Mostly Italian. Do you like Ireland? I think I've been there three times. but I am shocked like Then you go, wow, that really makes sense. It's being high. Have you ever seen or read, listened rather, to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History?

1:13:07 He's killing more people than COVID. that live in that region have his genes. Yeah, well, people did what they had to do back then. That's why New Jersey and New York is so hostile. They just stayed right here. It's like they're trying to get doing them wrong. It's a very sensitive come into this club where they're like, all right, you're not going to, you're no longer

1:15:29 But you know what? You think you can now be a doctor? So what do they do? I'm going to act like I care about this. I'm going doing it in character. It's so disgusting. It's so fake. I'm going to act like I care about this. I'm like, you know that's going to do the opposite of what you think. You know what Joey told me about you I had a bunch of piranhas.

1:16:59 I was going to glass in this terrarium in the middle of my house, carcasses like if you feed rabbits I had this idea. but that's not a real good picture of them that's it that's it right there that one the yellow ones Maybe one of the little dragon ones. Look at that eye. Annie! I don't know. You could have a TikTok house. I just like, I want to start like a coven of comics.

1:19:33 I can't speak for Esther, I have a podcast studio too. I feel like you're going to give it all to your ex-boyfriends anyway. Obviously, he's been doing it longer than me and everything, but we do the same thing. I tried to give you money once, but I thought it would weird out our relationship. I never thought that. It was fun. It was a fun little it was a fun little gag you this is the funniest bit ever um we should do

1:21:11 and you're very nice, you're fan friendly, and you're like, that's my friend. No, they're unfolding a paper. Like, you make them. with I really enjoyed that article I sent you read that article I sent you? Was it before he had died or was it after he died? Asiara Genta and Rose McGowan It's very random. thing or believe all trans people, believe all

1:23:26 into complicity. You have to comply. They're not saying that. They're saying, believe all anything. you know and it's like so it was like I do think I am and I have a good perspective or no wait, this is real rapes It's not the same. And some people I don't hug. I've never felt weird around Joe Rogan. I don't want to say any distinguishing features

1:25:35 You can't do it anymore. So it's like women use your voices and speak up We could use you. And if you stop liking it, go, I don't like that anymore. I'm actually doing, I'm doing like a limited series podcast with Bonnie McFarlane about can I take off your bra, can I kiss you? Yeah. I know, you have to set up a camera in the room. I think that was her sternum.

1:28:14 what comics, we play devil's advocate. Some people do. I look like shit. You're hot. I do think for real, I'll be like, nobody's going to be attracted. at me a certain way, and I'm like, something's off about that fucking guy. There's something off about this person. And there are so many, I'm trying to really, for my next special, work on the way that we're sexist towards men because it's just no one talks about that.

1:30:28 was like, you're hot, you're sexy, you're hot for a scientist, they wouldn't go to jail. I mean, he's a big dude. He's a big 230 pound man. Like, he can't say that to you for interrupting. Right when I was going to explain it. Schubertman's a gorilla. He's a big dude. She could really ruin him. You'd be like, that's not a fucking scientist. That's the dynamic because there's no threat from you.

1:31:49 who have forced guys We know them. We don't care, right? If they do feel like, fuck, I thought I wasn't going to. Ah! That's a good point. It is a then it's just mental to not be able and then you start enjoying it so you go along with it? an overly aggressive man too especially if you've got where we literally were going Oh, I thought a Honda Right.

1:34:09 It's like, okay, that's not cool. Oh, that is hilarious. Oh my God. Let's put another barrier there was outrage if you don't have hands You know, just looking for things to be pissed about. We have to ignore it. and I'm exaggerating. because basket case refers to thing. I'm saying, I'm crazy. I'm a basket case. She was like, yeah, the only thing they can eat without Day or something, and it was about, she's made some, it was like SpaghettiOs or something.

1:36:40 I think this is what happens when sports goes away. Did you read the article that he wrote about New York? So everything makes them upset. get torn apart. It's the ability to participate. and shit you get. And I think you feel addicted to What qualifies you as an activist? but I gotta go to Whole Foods, What qualifies you? What was I talking about?

1:38:54 He was giving to these charities. When people post their donations, it's so gross. Oh, my God. But I felt like during Black Lives Matter, I was so conflicted because i did want to i was like i don't want people to i am like for i i don't i do want to let it be known that i'm willing to like lose followers And you're just like, you're crazy. Remember when Notre Dame was burning

1:41:20 Well, during the protest, they were getting, To stand in front of them as a white shield. and it is so clear when someone's using it and thinking someone wants your take the right bill Is he coming on? I don't think so. they're all like fuck Harvey Weinstein assholes. I remember being at the Comedy Store He knows about this. I'm generalizing. Same thing.

1:44:08 And they're all mentally ill. writes that her taking cancel calls yeah no Marina Franklin has a joke I can't use people's correct pronouns justice warriors might not want to, but the average person is Is that what you're talking about? is whenever I laugh at an offensive joke Because the whole thing is mocking them, right? is someone says something like,

1:46:49 things that people say to just find a target we both have to exist yeah for us both to exist and humans that's how we learn that's how we learn that's how we grow it's through adversity we There's going to be restrictions? We're going to hit that, and it's going to make this seem like nonsense. The vast majority of their communication is text messages and tweets.

1:48:56 canceling. And you get praised from them by other twats who are sitting at home by themselves. and I gotta say you know oh my god I'm like, oh God. And Annie and I were, you know, bonding a lot over the break nuance because it makes us force it forces us to look at our own ideas yeah it's uncomfortable Men can talk about sex and they don't look like they're a slut or damaged.

1:51:13 who, this really sort of takedown an attractive one, tell the guy in the audience that he's wrong about something. You're like, you, you know, you're like one of the guys, like you fit in with it. We're more empathetic. Like if a man slips on a banana peel, it's funny. A lot of guys are like This bitch. I remember that crazy. Charlamagne was like I'm trying to help. Yeah. Char. That was fucking wild. I remember so crazy.

1:53:32 He had to be like, We'll see. Which is their way of saying, if you guys need to go to the bathroom and progressive? Is that supposed to be sophisticated? to make a joke and be like when we were out if I was dead I look back and I'm like, I know, Jesus, Annie. And that's why the whole thing is so offensive, because to the people that have already gotten

1:55:47 Whether it's Michelle Wolf yeah, Carrot Top. gets a date but I think a lot of guys she's hilarious It's just funny. There's never a woman comic like that. where it's almost like, just do the show and don't, and you're in a position of power like that, You gotta stop saying Tingle, it's like too, they have to defend men. I feel like, Is that offensive

1:58:04 that's not cool. I feel like that's the least of his problems. Just say infertile. You have other words. Right if it becomes a word that like, hey, that's not cool. So do you want to go halfsies on freezing her eggs? Cool. as it. They just passed it There's a lot of people that at least are doing Uber and they're driving people But it's a gig. They're not making as much money.

1:59:52 Because I was going to say, it's like everyone's like side gigs are fucked. I see a lot of those drivers in Teslas and I'm like, you must be making some money. they give a great percentage. get like four stars. but does Lyft have it, the rating? over your fucking foot weren't they trying weren't they trying to change what PMS is called because Yeah.

2:01:40 I think we talked about it. I don't want to say it. It's like, you're not transphobic. You can say that. When someone shits on you for something that's accurate. That's so funny. I'm actually starting to get sad. Oh, good. You're a canceled. Have you seen them fly out from under that bridge? The largest in North America. But isn't Austin the only city that still operates moon towers?

2:03:50 And the Austin City Limits is another one. Is that what it is? Moonlight Towers, Austin is... Jesus Christ. Nice. Well, no, you already have one with Bonnie. Now I'm jealous. in the world. the other day. you can make a sort of stereotype so she called up feelings are because the ones No, it's the guys. I think it's male comics' fault. See, to me, I feel like if someone says you're funny,

2:06:27 So it's like, when you tell me I'm funny, Yeah, it really does. There might be a thousand of us on the planet. now i'm like oh you will you will the question is how many clubs are going to be open the And then they weren't going to refund. I like you say a president. of the smaller outside clubs like Ha Ha or Ice House. You could actually, with his mail list and the fact that comedy is so popular

2:09:00 Yeah. I know you're funny. And I was like, oh, shit, this is probably not going to go well. tweeting controversial things no but and then the fucking pandemic happened I was That's just because he was off Twitter for a couple months. Are you going to change called Addict And it's just this extra step that's annoying. You know what someone was telling me?

2:11:16 Oh my God. what he said they were going to do, and you have some Bluetooth-enabled... Twice. It's just the irony, because you have three hours. Exactly. you were last night, and who you hung out with. more than 10. What if you have 12? legit doctors and scientists that were in Wuhan, Chinese doctors, that were trying to in a position of power I did.

2:13:40 a popularity contest You tell me what the death rate is. Maybe it's because we don't pay enough taxes. No, it's fine. No, I'm having my... Not because these TikTokers are geniuses. You're saying that you have the ability is from Texas. Yeah, you do not get to tell people from Texas what to fucking do. The amount of people that can be inside of a place.

2:15:53 They're probably renting it. the pandemic, they can limit the amount of people in your house. and it's irresponsible. But didn't they have COVID? because I'm starting because it's just getting crazy. bring like two friends I just wonder, what is the law? You're not gonna have that many. They're shutting power off. This is 2018. It's wild. So they're talking about that law.

2:19:17 Under the proposal, penalties for large gatherings could include water and power shutoff, permit pointing it out the window we're always at risk of fires and now you're making people use candle that people are going to die if they keep getting Did you see how Steve Bannon was busted by the mail? That's who arrested Steve Bannon. I'll pee. Look at his face.

2:21:17 Yeah, they have fucking police. It's not even a popular tweet. They've even inspired a CBS series, The Inspectors. And then obviously the neighbors were like, the kids are smoking a giant bong in the thing. I started again and now I'm remembering why I don't. I don't like vaping. vapes are healthy? Huh? I mean, I'm a little bit interested in that. The Postal Service can arrest people.

2:23:58 Very good for you. Does this give you a little And I was like sending my son to school. Instagram, but I mean, it's like at one point, because now your algorithm, like you have Instagram did stories when Snapchat, you know, kind of went away, right? and a lot of comics I love that. Yeah, it's a great place to do it. It's crazy. Did you not read it?

2:26:13 I don't know what happened. And then it becomes this thing. willing to entertain ideas that aren't yours and you're asked the right questions. you get dopamine. Like, what what is it? I try, like when someone's like, they are fucking married to those ideas, because look, I've been wrong a thousand times But you are able to change your mind Yes. scientists get pissy they get really egotistical it's super super disheartening when you take all

2:29:25 because this is his field of study. I have sent these images, And he's been wrong. Right. Yeah. But meanwhile, was from 14,000 years ago? That's 100% A lot of it that's already been debunked It was like eat five servings of bread a day, Well, then Atkins was like eat cream cheese and beef. I remember I was taught when I was a kid, the healthiest thing you could eat was like

2:32:11 I love your body, Annie. The opposite of Baron. really like girly in it and it helped me and the just the body weight stuff really helped yeah which is, I know for a fact. can't get weights anywhere they don't sell weights anymore i know it's hard what do you mean can you like, people were surrounded I have some, too. but, like, three years from now

2:34:29 Yeah. It's also because it's like we have worked our whole lives to, you know, get precise And it was... Well, i was doing like a podcast That's right. 100%. any time. And then it's also weird because the fucking not being in the room thing is like 30 or 40 percent. It's right there. They're like, ha ha, now move on. Maria Bamford did a special for just her

2:37:31 What a great idea. What's that? It was weird. Like, do you remember Eric Boghossian? Remember that? He's so funny. like keep doing it Yeah, he'll do a thing you want to hate, Do you know what I mean? That and Mitzi Short's sex dungeon? those like crazy LED lights. it comes back? I think it's going to be six months to a year full and you just put it right in your mouth. Everything's going to be different.

2:41:05 It's making us go closer and closer to virtual reality. But it's now it's like, oh, we're watching death. There was this like, let's go out until 2 in the morning, The mask stuff is crazy. So I always like to make eye contact, say hello to people in wheelchairs. And then they're never looked at. But so I was doing my little like, aren't I a good citizen?

2:42:59 want to be like, I'm videotaping a guy in a wheelchair, but it literally was the funniest Like, We need herd immunity for cunts. it's just so funny to me. It's short. Yeah, for sure. that much for girls though they use it for each other yeah it's a term of endearment yeah it's But it's got so much power. I'm like, Jesus. Well, sometimes I'll be like, you're a slut.

2:45:22 Are you being a boy or a whore? Yeah, I feel like I get out of here and my posture is always like so much better. bond with them you guys need like a neon sign behind you i want a neon sign that says annie But then you guys can name it. My friends are so rich. and if it's a girl it will be you do a special maybe I love them so much we just started is going to be cancelled

2:47:17 she whenever you miss me It's like, I'm going to get those rapid tests. I have like a compulsion for when I see babies. Women's only purpose is to bear children, Annie. but I think it took a while. That's ridiculous. She just did. you take care of them. I like my men like I like my dogs. open mic-er and I was like, oh, she's like me. workshopped a bit together

2:49:54 comic get together and if I write a joke for Snitches get stitches. That would be rough. Then she passes you using your jokes. It's so fun. if they ever DM me, I'm always like, ew. and he's dating a funny comic Joe and I. who has nothing to do with comedy is really and then they go I'm living in you know Kurt told me this because I used to always into comedy and you're established. Or maybe it's both.

2:52:43 They wouldn't even realize the girl's fucking them just to get into comedy. open-miker. Of course. So you're going to start, Yeah, yeah, yeah. really pretty girlfriend okay, don't emasculate this guy, Really? No one has better puns than Tony Hinchcuff. Isn't he vegan now or something? He doesn't need to lose weight. He knows I love him, though. Well, we were talking about that

2:55:10 that place is toxic. It's like, you're throwing shit And sometimes weird shit happens there. It's a nightclub. we don't want to post about Black Lives Matter anymore. And it's like, okay, wait, so they're nice enough to walk to. I would not want to be someone who wants to fuck all the time. Don't you worry. is how it's supposed to be like and i remember during the me too movement and stuff i was always

2:57:19 I was my own bodyguard leaving to go to the bathroom it's like that Gavin DeBecker book, that gift of fear. I read that and it changed my life because I got into trouble that way. They were like, my body knew there was something off about that guy. you want you don't want to be rude to someone you don't want to be an asshole but it's like it Those are the people you have to worry about.

2:59:32 but then he's got a friend getting closer and closer course, but also how do we protect disconnected from our intuition because I'll have it Yeah. I had a security issue with someone who thought they were emailing with me for four months. There's a lot of fucking schizophrenics out there. What percentage of people are schizophrenic? Yeah, right. We're talking about you.

3:02:03 Yeah. Wow. that he wasn't yeah he's a walking flea market I think you guys agree, right? Like we're some sort of trends. How often is it that you see female comics so funny and they're so it's just so so funny. And we don't feel competitive. I have no interest in that. of any era of comedy Like this is the thing Yeah, it helps everybody. How are you not a monster?

3:04:40 if someone's on your podcast, I moved out of my car. And he's, by the way, he's uncomfortable with this, which is because you're cool. and I knew I could help. So I just take funny That's what we used to wait for. It's because they're interesting. because I felt it myself, Like, I want to keep this going in. The things that got them to the dance, now they're avoiding.

3:07:10 So that's all I'm doing. You just need to somehow or another be like not even mentor. and we would just be like sitting around waiting for auditions or some shit. because my podcast is only like, No, but I want to start doing more. Her podcast is called, this is what her podcast is called. I love you. Can't wait.