Joe Rogan Experience #1530 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day I know fucking global pandemic that we would suddenly be like some kind of like refugee is way too dramatic a word for it but suddenly just part of this And then, like, I'd been getting all these, you know, the problem with me is, like, I get weird vibes all the time. And then my wife would say, I'm getting a really weird vibe.

2:22 Diaz was telling me Burbank was sketchy where he lives But there used to be a way that they could get people who were camping out on the streets. that but that is what i've heard is one of the reasons these people are staying out in the street like creepy fucking cutoff shorts. it's so obviously we didn't go to the playground, Like, that was, but that wasn't just it, man.

6:10 When the comedy store was packed aren't home or whatever. Everybody thinks they can go somewhere else, and they can, and they probably will. Theo came from Nashville. who've just gone insane and like it's a lot of the sparks fly in in that kind of insane cauldron where there's no clothes thing happening right now. I am progressive on just about every issue across the board.

8:58 And educated people are more likely to be compassionate, and compassionate people are more likely to be Democrats. Chop chop or chas right the mayor said maybe this is our summer of love you can't let them take over city blocks and just institute their own government and then say it's the summer of love. They see the bad cops, they see these videos and we all agree.

10:59 It's not going to get a lot of YouTube downloads. millions of cops there are. The odds that they're not when it comes to that shit. Which is like Americans identify with this. Fucking love that, man, because it's an experiment. kind of what you said though well they're not compassionate yeah it's like shut the fuck up You don't know who he is really because you don't talk to him privately

13:59 at the border and you see those videos And that's what's interesting about this whole border wall and border discussion and immigration with illegal immigration. So imagine you're a dude, you live in Ecuador, and you make your way up through Mexico because you have a fucking dream. Yes. And then as time has gone on, he keeps winning. If that cage wasn't there, you could reach over and touch him on the shoulder.

16:46 i want him to to look but he's not like looking at the people he's kind of like looking away he's I mean, this is crazy shit. No, no, no. I go from, I will jump back and forth No. Getty they are fucking fantastic and I love the fact that they're friends, yet It's like, I don't know, man. Why not? Yeah. And what we all have in common is we want to be happy.

20:06 They have a service mentality. We were around someone. and they've sucked you this ridiculous red, blue bullshit. That guy's a lunatic and he's driving people crazy. They're peasants, stupid peasants. Happens to the best of us. I've been conned. I know what it's like. And then we were going to buy more. And they do weird things. That's what they called them, flim-flam artists.

23:29 and you think you owe him $40. when I was working there. I was a monkey. Basically a monkey. what he's doing. He could get me every time. There's guys who can get your watch off. It's like they it's hacking our operating system essentially There's a whole genre of YouTube video. They're trained to steal shit. They practice. Is that what just happened?

25:42 But I know it's a real thing. Like, guys can actually take your watch off. Sure, it's nature. But man, I do recognize like how fucking entertaining he is. beautiful one of them being that we like believe that people have a right to be free and seek their Americans are beautiful people. In general. You can't work, so you're worried about your income.

28:36 I know. You're fired. on top of the hill the guy that says we have more in similarity than we do that we disagree with. Yeah, man. Like embrace all the things we like. We don't want any of that. A Chaz? How old were the founding fathers? falls apart. For me it's meet someone who's like in passionate in a real way not in a bullshit way by the way man because

32:10 i was at burning man and stop stop stop stop stop hey man i am sure burning man is like everything He wasn't being a missionary or anything. World equality, world financial equality, world peace. World peace. is so cliche like everybody's like burning man what well that's it that's world peace well you know and that's the other thing if like let's say you're at the venice boardwalk and some son of a

33:35 but if you can invent in your mind some technology, And because that's the other problem is the American dream thing. you think they're doing that because man let me tell you there's a lot of money to be made in fucking chaos man there's a lot of money i mean isn't that what Like, you know, and you go, oh, yeah, that's not nice. Because I think, well, this is black and white from how many fucking years ago?

36:01 You have real time things breaking. be a person who's really into politics. people didn't count on the asshole vote. And that's like, we didn't, there was no king on the other side. If people have different ideas than you, they must be stupid. have not developed enough compassion to understand that just about every single person on the planet wants to be happy, wants to have a full stomach,

38:17 or this and that. Stop. I don't think it's shaming them. Is it Molech is how you pronounce it? But he's also actually exposed some real shit. You know, he was talking about Epstein a long time ago. actually made before I met him so he went and snuck in to this place where like former presidents go and made video footage and they're dressed like druids.

41:20 just finding those things. and keep the real stuff. And like, you know, Alex Jones is like, Maybe it doesn't I it depends on the frog. Dude, that's another thing that people don't talk about. that changes the gender Before we get into that stuff, I want to say this real quick. I don't think he was then. We wore robes. that connects campsites there to other

44:22 hurting people. But I don't understand why people Okay. But to me, that's the other problem that's happening right now. Some of the Satanists I know, they would kill someone probably. these people again i don't know what's going on at the fucking bohemian grove but from what i've in in in a in any application of that of course then it's the worst thing on earth and i'm so

47:21 I found another video where they, like, stabilize the footage. Hail, fellow ships, eternal flame. the elites and that's how they all can stay together. You know what I'm saying? and it's a secret but nothing really is But imagine if there was no Catholic church and there was one video of a mass. Who knows what it is, right? I just dress weird. yeah i mean it could be some kind of like pagan celebration right you know and if you look back

50:38 this beautiful quality each one is this idea of like, there's a way for us to ritualistically create, if you want to be a beat yourself up every day you're so I don't care if it's an owl. And if that's what's really happening there, I truly don't know. You sons of bitches. I found the Reddit page where it was put up. damn they got me glad i asked you hey you want

53:39 Don't dilute your position by getting caught up in something. We can too. They would put on like some sort of fake thing just to make us look like fools. what and then this guy starts like I remember hearing some shit What does it say? and part of someone being crazy is you see these crazy people and you go oh i think they might be work on somebody else yes that's what you're about? You're worried it's going to work on somebody else. That's what you're worried about.

56:46 Everybody gets removed, whether you're right or wrong. the aliens you can have all these wacko videos where you're making up and no one cares Maybe a better analogy is you can open up bottle. It was wild. It was a the early days of youtube was i like this could be real it was more like wow look at how all the You think the fucking shit's bad now. That's a really good point.

59:05 How many people just burned? And like people who are like in the conduits of the fire, produced this hyper seductive semi- sentient information dispersal device that is driving people who don't have the immune system to data that you're supposed to naturally get from school crazy. position there because on one hand you're looking at like a very liberal very beautiful idea which is like everyone should be allowed to say whatever they want to say

1:01:24 That's good. Yeah, I do know exactly what you're saying. They know they're killing people. A lot of people like bubbles. By the way, I want to say this before. And if I want a cigarette, as a grown fucking man, I want to be able to have a cigarette. Greg Fitzsimmons, he has lung problems to this day Well, we lived in New Jersey, so it was cold in the winter.

1:03:46 Very sweet. If there are people who steal watches, that means there's going to be groups of people who get together and talk about better ways to steal watches. vape pens legal, we're going to become the new tobacco. But here's the thing about vape pens. that's not healthy the idea that it's not cigarettes so it's healthy no it's there's a One type of oil that they're using, because they have to somehow or another mix.

1:06:29 In some people, there's a healthy way to make it yeah and they're obviously the way using the most chemicals is the cheapest and so there's certain types of hash that you i think are derived still aren't sure what's causing the dangerous trend, oil, you're going to fuck it up because olive oil, it's not like something that you really if you're using these cheap... This is, again, I'm a moron.

1:08:03 corn syrup bullshit in Are these, I didn't even, I honestly, it was embarrassing. if it's in a colorful box right and then you're like it must be okay and and the problem is is Defects, yeah. and people's faces were rotting off. Yeah. Suddenly we have a hyper, a way to like super connect with every single person on the planet, haven't quite figured out how to slow it down or where the brakes are or how to go left or right

1:10:49 Finally, we're going to get along because you're And this is what we're doing. And it's not real not real it's not real I don't think it's real I think a lot of the people that have ideas in one way if you would go holy fuck yeah what was if it was if the earth was the size of a baseball and it whipped Perfect balance between this in Yep. the orange guy is. Tell me

1:13:26 bring everybody together just that everybody right wing left we got to meet concessions we got to It was beautiful, man. The vibe But you know, I could tell you, Joe, you can always be kinder We're so lucky to be on a planet going that fast and They didn't have it wired. They dissolved it. We're fucked. So from that, what did they teach us? For you to say that the only thing that matters is whether or not these people expose themselves to the virus,

1:16:53 And that destroys a lot of people. You're welcome to kill yourself. at it honestly yeah but the bigger to me the bigger that is a problem and it's fucked the steps on the landmine. All of a sudden they they just decided, well, the economy needs to work. he became my best friend he's one of the coolest people i know and like i like it like one of the

1:19:22 You can get a nice straight razor shave. So it's like, Guitar Center is open, Too much booze. And Duncan and I were in this building, and we were watching. yeah man and remember we missed the flight yeah we did we missed the flight we had to get there We were so high. Yes. We didn't just miss the plane by, like, 10 minutes. We made it. he doesn't show up to this motherfucker.

1:23:24 It was so fake. He threw a cigarette on the ground in the forest. reason you're so american you really do believe in a utopian ideal. We believed what we were saying. and I'm going to do something. this guy's spot up. And what was really funny was like, the last thing the Sci-Fi Network wanted was for you to like actually like begin to like realize that maybe we're not going to find UFOs.

1:26:02 And they're like, this is so fake. nonsense my own I don't want to read the misquote, man. They're like, hey, hey, hey, maybe it's a bear. They're not thinking about anything. They grew up in a fucked up town Yeah. was real? He was a professor. he said he would cut his What data set would you cut your finger off? I mean, like the – You shouldn't trust it.

1:29:49 You got a pinky Your pinky Jamming them and all sorts of shit. Pinky's out. There's some reason for it. Why do you do that to your pinky? And they named it a pinky. This is a bullshit finger that's not hurting anybody. That's life. Your little baby toe has zero power. you know i do feel like uh bias aside if there isn't a part of you that hasn't like really come

1:32:51 I don't think it's that. At the end of the day, if you have these bees and they have all these different social things What we do is we make better shit. technology and they're showing these 120 hertz screens and these fucking cameras with 100x These things are insane, right? Let's have a vote. That's it. This is the strangest time because of the economy. The strangest time because us socially because of COVID. This is the strangest time because of the economy.

1:36:03 I know. born from something that was his response to me telling about aliens was the question where do and keep getting better and better. That's the question the question the more you're able to bounce ideas around like ideas as a life form, it kills all the good bacteria too. Oh, wow. And I remember as I was thinking that on the best, still to this day, the best acid I ever had.

1:39:28 Which is like, listen to like Kid Charlamagne by Steely Dan. it's time yeah it was like And if it's not good, they're connoisseurs. president of the united states is space daddy he is the fucking leader of the the greatest army There's no point getting resentful about it, but we all knew this. and with therapy, I'm not saying like, don't prohibit heroin, prohibit heroin, prohibit methamphetamine.

1:42:10 And it's certainly like- Because it's too slippery. No. And the whole time he was Greg's neighbor, he was working on this book. into this where 20 fucking years later, he finally puts out this book. He's detailing step by step all And Charles Manson was a part of that. Look, I've read a lot about the MKL. But this one's crazy. This is the problem with like anytime power. You've got to read this book, man. Look, I've read a lot about the MKUltra stuff.

1:44:33 And the problem is, is like, you know, and this is, you know, all the psychedelic bullshit aside. And we're talking Some people hate that because they've so identified with the apps that the moment they can't cling to the app, ethics aren't real ethics your idea of what's right isn't necessarily what's this dude's name who uh who wrote the book but i'm listening to it on audiobook it's uh adam alter

1:47:39 I've got $15,000 in the bank. I can't believe this. That's pretty fucking good. I remember Locked in. You're a slave to the idea that numbers equate success. You don't notice, man. You don't notice. Like they go, no, you. And these moments are still here, man. They're more than I just watch these fucking people in Portland And the problem is that's what everybody's going to pay attention to.

1:50:16 16 years old or however old that kid was the kid who kicked that guy in the head That's the truth. The mob mentality. the biggest businesses actually human trafficking yeah i was reading a post today that somebody sent the car like she thinks they were trying to kidnap 100 they were and that that happens that happens about the sudden horror don't want to look back

1:53:14 virginia wherever the fuck he was he was the number one slave supposedly his wooden teeth thing sourced! I source avocados Bought them. So, you know, Jeffrey Epstein sourced teeth from some of the young girls he was fucking, ledger on May 8th 1784 he paid six pounds two shillings to Negroes for nine teeth on account of dr. Lemoine so he paid six pounds two shillings I don't

1:55:41 Who cares? Columbus was one of the worst people What do you think? Do you think that all those statues should come down or do you think it's more of an But what I am saying is, Jeffrey Dahmer, one of the first real Americans. The statue question. to get to the George Washington statue because they sold it to him Just have those stories so people realize what's happening.

1:58:47 just dying of syphilis and every other fucking disease that came around the bend whether it was But I do want to present a counterpoint with the intention of like, let's look at like that. So, you know, people are up in arms about the Bohemian Grove, They want you to, number one, forget it. They're in tune with the earth. When she gets weird, they move.

2:01:15 The Nez Perce were, like, practicing cannibals. They killed each other. Yes. It wasn't us. You made a very profound point and I burped. the reason that the whole like the whatever the particular movement is. Like when Trump is at Mount Rushmore. It's like, it looked better I was thinking immediately, like, oh, my God, he's moving them into Checkmate.

2:03:48 No. that's what beautiful that's what's beautiful about you is you're not afraid to admit something it's like terrible but like that sliver of whatever it is is great so anyway what i love listen man, when you're 74 come on man are we pretending that we live forever you we need young vibrant robust people I'm voting for Biden. Look, I'm sorry to be aggressive, man.

2:06:52 and I'm also very resentful of the fact that that's what I'm like being, Look, I can't do stand-up right now, so I'll just tell you this. change where someone gets into office we go this guy really believes in justice Put it in context. This is a piece of my act. She only likes girls. You can't just take that part out and put change or anything when you lie about

2:09:39 She's a real leader. I mean, I'm like really eating my ass here. Eat me alive! I don't care. She's also 30. What happened here? But Bridget Phetasy, who's one of my favorite people to talk to, It's a thing of a person being a good person You have to have law and order, but you have to have compassion. Absolutely. Parenting, it isn't outside of propaganda but you can look like as a parent

2:13:07 What is sane? time to time but it's still a spectrum right because like what if someone's sane but they're It's pretty good right now. and right back on path. and this is not a bad thing, okay? Everybody can do it. There's a lot of people ruining their lives in these pills. Yeah, man. And they just stay in a steady haze of fucking working for fucking, you know, Hertz rent

2:16:23 Because I'm more aware now I don't care if you're Donald Trump or Nancy Pelosi. And you're also dictating where the taxes go. That's a different ride than a regular person. We get attacked. A lot of things happen afterwards that people will say, But this is my interpretation. I like what you're going to do. Why wouldn't that evolve? What evolved was not the technique.

2:19:42 The Kremlin apparently says around the world are battling it out. Yeah. He looks at his phone. I just want to fuck off all day. Tweeting out crazy shit. Some sort of diet pill. money while you're on amphetamines Give me a fucking break. underneath any drugs that anyone let me destroy this country Trump wakes up in the morning in a haze he takes some weird drugs he

2:23:12 When Obama was doing that dinner, you know that thing that they do every year where they have Canadians go up? It was good. or are we getting in trouble? I don't know. It was a brutal I on a patch of dirt. Who cares? Look, should you have to be born not a fucking idiot. I don't think you should have to be born on a patch of dirt. Where was you expelled out of the vagina?

2:25:04 It's dumb. It's dumb. please come out. I'm not saying Obama was born in Kenya. And the whole audience just goes, bah! Oh, right. Okay, great, great. There was one thing that I wanted to make sure. behind the back that was close i don't want it to end we're not we don't have to end okay great He just starts talking shit. He said he gets loose because he knows that I'm his number one fan and

2:27:30 and my concept of ideas that maybe they're a life form. It's like they say that women, vermin-wise, like women can smell a man's clothes. Dude, I was in a relationship with a woman This guy's fucked up. Have you heard this shit about how the egg picks the sperm? reward for winning the marathon. fucking bashing we had was this idea that we had this athletic little bit of

2:30:48 but the best one's going to be the one that's there first anyway. that just bounces off the head of the rugged sperm Sometimes there's a head butt, Exactly. was all about, I don't know if that's true. to when they started preserving things and moving in different directions. I acknowledge I'm a complete dope. questions everything. hey, you guys grow tomatoes?

2:33:59 It's so stupid to say I disagree with one of the great minds that I acknowledge that. okay mushrooms or lsd or any psychedelic it teaches you you're a we not an eye you're a we not a me Yeah. Because their condition depends on lies. So... Well, it's a weird... Like, one of the things about alcohol is, like, it don't want the truth and so because their their condition depends on lies so well. It's a weird

2:36:18 I just want to be friends with people. always perspective our problem is always not recognizing it doesn't matter if you can't find peace in your own home yes if when you're in your own home That's not helping me get my shit together. I'll give it to you. ball of wax, man, is like, weren't murdered for their teeth that's it like there's no way people weren't like just held down

2:40:29 Yeah. When you see anything that's happening, like when you see a government getting overthrown, What can be done? Midnight Gospel is an amazing show. weird. And it's so weird of the things I love about you, how weird you are. And I'm not going to get in a cock-sucking competition with you, but I wouldn't be here if not for you. We all benefit each other.

2:43:18 help us a lot, and we are eternally down if you're on a fucking them successful and you know they're good with them anybody who's listening to this I tell people it's cool has fallen. She is so funny. She's so funny. Very cool dude. It was a really good fucking time. they're really good friends and I Podcasting because there's all these like like that's a popular thing now like guys

2:46:36 They're full gonzo. because the A's make you find it quicker. like leaving there being like wow holy shit like i remember leaving there just thinking like Joey has that. And he's helped get guys on my podcast. And I think that's real important, man. forward in the spirit of camaraderie. He's like, you never went. but Duncan you've just always been complicated

2:50:04 I love it with all my heart. You'd put me on hold. And we would get high. And we would I was saying to Jamie when you left and went to pee, people really don't want this conversation to end. I'm just going to fly people out and put them up and pay for their food. Louis CK sits in the back of the room and takes notes and then we get off Aaron, my wife, I'd always say like, always say, there's no comedy store anywhere else.

2:53:27 Right. It's just like, they're missing the point. But what we're, and reading each other's minds all over the globe. And it was really beautiful. to the actual orchestra that was playing like beethoven fifth symphony. Oh shit, that's crazy. Never having heard Hendrix. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Did I make that up? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Is this hooked on?

2:57:08 Dude, I was sitting in the audience. How old were you? 97? Of course he did dude, you don't understand what it was like back then. This one hasn't even started yet. Because Biggie and Tupac didn't get together and smoke pot. what the fuck are we? We should be so happy. But sometimes not having control is better. And most people who do these big tournaments, like even the Olympics,

3:00:12 You twitch, and it's hard. There's the mind of no mind, the ability to get out of your own way. He sees things, he shoots at them, and he's perfect. For the rest of the folks, the whole idea is like getting rid of anxiety. There's just a little thing that happens to you that you don't want to happen. Okay, thank you. So what I love about it is like,

3:02:03 and the reason you think life is unsatisfactory is because. By myself. I recognize that it's knocking on the door. No one who's microdosing on psilocybin is going to yell at you from across the street, And this is something I'm consciously thinking about more and more as I get older. I don't believe it has to be from New York or L.A. But, you know, to me, like whenever I'm thinking about,

3:04:31 markers of improvement whether it's financial improvement or land grabs or that's the problem you, all right, And when I talk to them, if I talk to them, at 250 degrees and rides an I gotta put on oven mitts! they're weird. Yeah. And that's, if anything has ever come out of this podcast that's been good, it's that the first and a very natural reaction to being associated with a body would be that you would

3:08:23 on stage in other words like when you're and they go, So this differentiation produces a kind of neurotic, kind of split personality way of being, know how many people have you met i'm sure and i know my life changed when i went to the doctor Yeah, like that. I can't show. The matador outfit. We talked to whoever the fuck it was Like the pictures themselves were like not just funny.

3:11:53 and one of the things I found is those old I don't remember the exact date. That lady was so nice to me. was a wild lady she was wild dude that was a real guru like mitzi shore was an actual guru yeah Listen, that's coming with me on the plane. She was a wild animal. what you know what was in her house on doheny when you walk into her house no that so on her house when you walk in

3:14:50 this was in the early it's better you don't tell yeah it's better i don't say so this motherfucker And I remember her saying, like, yeah, he robbed me at gunpoint, but he's funny. that's not a huge that's not a normal person anymore that becomes like that i've never had but you just can't drink they watch you and they can make a living. times, like how do you feel? you feel like it's not even you

3:17:29 and David Letterman that wanted to go to Houston And when I got passed by that lady, Like, I'm a real comedian now. Yeah. Can't go back. Of course I remember. And I remember Ari smacks Bobby Lee. She wasn't remotely concerned with safety. or what people... holding her back. is like having a club on the sunset strip and not making decisions based on money yeah because let

3:20:54 filming his special there. crazy and she's right here's the thing she's right you know i didn't i didn't cash any of my checks fucking weekend. It was fucked up. Dude, the comedy store at that time, for lack of a better word, was an art cult. But you know what? Mitzi. You had to. I would hear about her. these stories and she was just would just tell you if she thought you weren't funny you were done dude she put her hand on my

3:24:48 Dude. That's right. That was her, like, core thing, which is, like, the moment that a comedian starts thinking that they need this system, then they degrade themselves. need the manager you don't need the agent you is you need them. You don't need the manager. You don't need the agent. not only do you grade yourself, It's setting up a club. with a lot of fucking song and dance moves

3:28:27 But we can carry on her legacy. She didn't give a fuck. a hundred girls under contract but I'll tell you the one time. with sex. I'm like, hmm. where like being funny is getting people to come you'd be like the top porn star in that dimension two fucking cliffs between this and what is going to be available for people in just a She's goggles on this.

3:31:46 yes no what's wrong with coming because there's one percent of your brain that knows it's bullshit Alcohol is, you're hanging out with a You both release your ambitions. and you're like it's gotta be the queen of hearts trust me isn't that wild it's like it's the great but it's just where we're I gotta pee. I can't believe I get to pee here. That's right.

3:35:07 three, Mike But you're ready to roll. Something was coming. Some change, something's going to happen. Something was coming. Good. you're not prolonging I was asking Jamie but he's like no but when I brought it up I'm like what do you think where he was like, Oh, like, I don't want to do that. But he's like, no. I love that. I think you and me together have a unique perspective, and I'm not bullshitting.

3:37:03 I'm like- like, look, man, I'm a Buddhist. I think we can, but I do want to, like, the reason I'm going to speak up for Buddhism in general, and I agree with you. and I'll reconsider it. But it's what we were talking about earlier. People are married to I think we have to look at things because you love yourself not because you hate yourself don't get in shape because you are angry at who you are right now.

3:39:22 because you don't... Look, fat shaming I love him if he's friends with you you joe i would do just about anything for you, Joe. I would do just about anything for you. I know you would. Jack Kornfield, Joe. here's what's cool about him. Jack Corfield! I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. You, me, and Jack Kornfield. What if I bought your house? the house. I know. I know, man.

3:42:25 right now the best thing for the world is not to imagine that you have to be in any given gps and no one's going to Google to go to work. the businesses are doing well, Yeah, it kills L.A. too. He's so brilliant. Somewhere near Barstow where the bats take over. Centralization seems to be the fundamental problem in the sense that it worked. And you got to be real careful people who think that they're right

3:45:41 Don't tell me how They just want to talk shit and make sure everybody's trans. It's not. that's where we're at so right now as far as our Yeah. You would do it in a second. You want to feel him come inside your upper rib cavity. Right. Joe. the wife and she becomes the husband and you switch consciousness you have to feel it get downloaded into your wife's brain.

3:49:48 right now is not because but even if we could this is what's funny to me I have the feeling Have a weak fucking chin, man. Look, I know Lindsey Graham. aligns with closet no not a closeted thing it's not the gay dude is in the part the it would be, if he just said, I'm gay. Is the problem the word itself? dude and this is the only way you can feel joy but on the like simultaneously you're like hanging

3:52:49 And I'm not deriding Lindsey Graham's sexual proclivities. No, I'm not. I don't care who it is. Pink Floyd, I wish you were here. You would put your mouth on a penis? And your brain goes, oh. they lick pussy and like the whole complete like you something about you is weak you know I think we're gonna have This guy does like By the way Isn't that important?

3:56:37 Lowering the boundaries, like dropping down the boundaries for people to be able to enter into the world of expressing whatever weirdo idea they have or video of them doing backflips onto a fucking whale, whatever they're doing. You should get off Twitter. or whether it's showing you the things you get angry about bird or tom or anybody who has a podcast in particular because if you have a podcast at the

3:58:21 Yeah. No one told me to shut up before that. But if you tune in at any- 5? That's a lot of people, man. I bet he didn't think he was going to kill that guy, but he tortured that guy for eight minutes and 46 seconds. It's like it's over the top. You're completely right about that. But society is like a battleship. we don't like people Right. I mean, the answer is-

4:03:32 Let's do it! I'll fly in. I meant Cuba. But when people start attacking you, I do like I have to fight against my offense because because you have like fucking I know that you and I would probably have fun, That's what's confusing about him. I get it. I'm not bullshitting i It's a costume. People on starting lines are like a mile behind yours they're so far away

4:07:13 Now, as soon as you feel like someone's a grifter, you got to cast them out. i don't think he's bullshitting i just think he's like a little like antiquated in his eye I don't care. that isn't like the way people currently see him. to do something that helps You have to, there's a moment we have to figure out when you're going to let go. And here's the thing I love.

4:09:37 like you can't tell an right here and we talk about stuff, Whereas I think our arms and let's go over these ideas a mathematical problem. as people today who's bad and everybody walls off and my thoughts are that's a trap and that is just something that And even people who are not doing well, you tell them why they're not doing well. I also got a NASA suit

4:13:07 Ben Shapiro, I'm not trying to attack you. It was really sex negative. he's a salesperson but my position is it's better if you have vulnerabilities. It's his failure! means fundamentalism. You don't have to wear Impossible. Legitimately. Who cares? Dude, why you got to gotta go there give me that lighter I don't care All those people are just people, man.

4:16:54 yeah You're in a soup. Yeah. you trending on Twitter But it's not me. It's what they Like face rot and shit yeah yeah exactly And I think many of the things he says, You're saying things because you think that people are going to react in a certain way. divorce ourselves from all Okay, good, beautiful. And you problem you believe in the idea of democracy you just don't believe in the organizational

4:21:57 out and you're also making That's right. You shouldn't listen to Tom Segura or Ari Shaffir, or Joey Diaz. But what I'm saying is people in the left will say you're a monster, Because I'm a savage. It's a different thing. that I don't agree with, that smart people disagree with. a super fucking strong guy like mentally physically does trilons. I want people to think different than me.

4:24:49 I want everybody to hug Gay and straight black and white and female, those are so dumb. Hey! they're gonna run this in your anti-campaign What we need is romantic tension between a 24-year-old, like, super liberal, super attractive woman. I'm trying to tell you that all the things that we see, pros and cons, fucking guy with fake hair and some No one.

4:28:22 That's fucking wood stoves. You're out. Who's that? Who? She was a girl who was on YouTube, He contacted me. about different ways but Whatever it is. it's the video game why do we have to be localized Joe I appreciate you. We can... You and I both talked about this, not just you evolved and when and also like in that that moment where I was living with you,

4:32:30 And you weren't fucking around. And for you, I wanted you to know that, like, That's sweet. But like, one thing that happened, I have a few memories of that incredible gift that you gave me. Yes, he's talking about fucking morose things. but before you become like what you are now, into for a long time. This is terrible. and then to the left of your body,

4:35:41 and they're talking about So all of a sudden I'm in a mansion where there's a piranha tank, But like, I'm like, and I remember like referring back to that There's only so much you can do. Eddie Brock was a good man. i i always like but you look back like he wanted me to do better he didn't want me to get one of I've been dying for this moment. Jamie,

4:38:30 you know Subscribe to my Patreon, It's just us hanging out, but join us there. of the fact that you had been, powers in the world we come from but right now you have become convinced that you are a limited identity in the mortal realm, a failed writer, a failed comedian. I just want everyone to know, if you're like, no one should have this amount of influence.

4:41:15 Yeah. You can't go for a choke just right away. Rear naked. You get their back. So now at this point, I'm just pulling. I was right. be on the number one thing i I wasn't even listed, Joe. Tuck more custom knives. And because I respect you, and this is something I've said of Ari as well, Yeah. But, dude, this is an important thing But dude, this is an important thing.

4:44:39 He said another... If someone said, who's your master? some at some moment you do like go insane and decide to kill me i won't i won't i feel like I've seen Joey Diaz hit frequencies. Yeah. But this is like something that was actually predicted several years ago. that It's actually, in Hinduism, it's a period of time. You know, if you look back at the history of hinduism the vedas were originally

4:48:43 So you had to memorize numbers or write them down in a little pad so what we consider to be technology is really a crutch You have to give him overtime pay. this is why i brought Ducking on sorry I'm going to South Dakota We're packing ourselves up because the country we were born into has fallen Why? You're coming to Austin. Yeah. you escaped from into the place you're going to.

4:51:33 This is what we were talking about earlier. And I don't think that's based on any locality. would reveal where i'm headed and i don't mean to be like like all magical about that but I think about and for a long fucking time. Yeah man. I'll be involved fucking weird when he said it and this was Right, he's saying just don't kill your body. And I remember him saying it.

4:54:31 You know, that's what's weird about it. Across the board. When they said, who Thank you, brother. You were first choice. I'm deeply honored. 100% across the board. Yeah, man. I'm a commando. how long when did we anything happening with me other than Philly. Yeah, man. I get the haters isolated you're locked out and it makes you feel bad it makes you feel shitty yeah and that's the

4:57:14 It was in the ballet room. you mentioned marijuana I'm sitting with Corey And, you know, especially then. was and you really thought I smoking pot I became a zealot like real quick yeah because I realized I had been lied to that's it No, never. such awesome conversations we had most of our conversations when we first became friends on point in the future novelty yeah and I'll never forget that ride back from

5:00:24 and this is the part that still sticks with me to this day, real i thought that is real and so here we are now 2020 in the middle of a pandemic, you've become what has been described as the Oprah for men. a shiva i bought this giant bronze shiva yeah they're like and you go hey you know why you're know i think there's something real in here like i think what mckinnon is saying is probably true

5:02:43 And a big one with this administration was disaster is the perfect way to put it yeah oh my god yeah someone pays attention to every aspect of your life there's so much room for disaster yeah man but i think at a certain point in time If someone says, Duncan, I know and in in this desert world there's these beings called the fremen they're like they

5:05:32 way you can act if you're truly into one nature you're innocent and it isn't like dark or anything is like these being the position of power and all the whole series of dune is based on this problem Yeah, man. It's brutal. You know what I'm saying? yeah you're right I gotta stay on Twitter I just don't think it's good for you social cues they don't feel

5:08:13 I agree with you. I think, and understand what they are. spotify should we like do like a little blood brother ritual where we cut our fingers and like there's this honestly if you didn't know me It is unsolvable. For sure, in the early days. But that was a learning process. Curry he's the pod father certainly been some times where Or not. like have people on who are like real pundits or whatever i mean look man anyone ever i've ever

5:12:40 You are in a bind. where I get really bummed is it's like, Well, if you listen to me. two things there's two things the things that he said and the reactions yeah man and the fact that He's not an insulting guy. He's not a bad guy, man. The reason I brought up Eddie Bravo is only because bad temporarily but you you really like have like maintained this think, a really beautiful kind of North Star regarding your ethics and your consideration of things.

5:16:41 I'm one of your great devotees. what we should all do with each other. I'm not a selfish person. I've seen a lot of people system. But I've never seen you be selfish. I'm not a selfish person. It's bad for you. was like 21 and i was thinking like god fuck these guys how did he come up with that joke Right. whatever I have to pee again soon, too. You think you should do this in two podcasts?

5:19:08 Five and a half hours? Anything. I know. I would have cut myself.