Joe Rogan Experience #1531 — Miley Cyrus Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience It's like, it makes you step back a little bit. And then there was a college You didn't always have a heavy voice, though. And usually this happens when you're like in your 60s or 70s. We got some dirt on her. Yeah. I think growing up and changing and kind of that, there is such a kind of stigma with aging. or you're aged or you've been through it.

3:38 No one ever explained that to me. And that wasn't always considered. and hoping you know how to swim. More than you would fucking think. And I've become the face of a lot of things But it's never really been my problem. Yeah, I don't think I think if we're going to acknowledge the fact that all these things exist, cocaine exists, pills exist, marijuana exists.

6:54 from a 14 year old, that's not good. And you need to say like, that's not what are you going to do about it? That's not true. What are you going to do about it? that's the that's where you die is you kick everyone that says hey are you okay you know So I can tell you what I got him if he could go 365 days He's going to kill me And I'm the pizza delivery person on the box.

9:35 That's next week. close to each other so if you did this thing like if you really decided to do uh children's books drugs to kids. I think that there's a way He's 60. But I do think that we do need to talk about, you know, equality. And it's not to get hard. That's okay. What the fuck? You really shouldn't even read what people write about you. And he was sitting next to Johnny Cash.

13:05 will get johnny cash to come and sit next to me and talk to me now he now he loves it um and it's but not the other. Clickbait advertisement. record a Christmas song in July. So you're getting the real information. It was old news. man, you're not as crazy as I thought you'd be. on television shaking your ass and everybody's seeing that and they're like oh miley cyrus is out of control now

16:32 Also, you're a child star. She's on drugs and she's pregnant. What do I want? because something about writing it down gives a lot of power I don't like to you know, youth growing up, rebelling and then craziness. Realistic children's book, but I think you could do a lot of good but just making little YouTube videos If you can. a schizophrenic breakdown and that's one thing that i felt like you know when i was smoking weed

19:56 I know people that have lost their fucking mind. I love to receive new information. I was having a full anxiety attack. Don't recommend that. I was going to Costa Rica and I was walking through the airport and I saw this book, Change Your Brain, Change Your Life. I would get so lightheaded and stabbing chest pains and all this. And he said, drop weed, first of all.

22:05 you wouldn't tell me I have a broken arm without freaking looking at it. So a spec scan, Yeah, so I have one of these. Surprisingly good for the abuse that it's had. If you're going to go and live under this amount of stress, which is pretty abnormal, it's like you're getting hit in the head an abnormal amount of times, then I got to do everything else right.

23:31 You know, my heart really needs to be in good condition. I've driven from Nashville to California like four times because of her anxiety. Meanwhile, she's going to outlive all of us. It's bad. Well, that's a common theme with wild people. Before that, she was like mild-mannered, really good at math. stupid, which makes it stupid because I already knew about it. Sometimes I'm like, is it better

25:55 stadiums. But I do like, I like looking no i listen if i i give home i have 22 animals on my farm in Nashville. Some people can. drinks i've watched every bodybuilder's youtube about how they still you can't pay attention That's what I like to do. So this is another thing that I like about seeing the brain is I try to eat for my brain that's hard to hear that scares the shit out i've given him a award for worst dad ever at one every

28:56 to feed these chickens to the snakes and so I did he was about to go work chickens in the Corvette And then we got home, and the night we got there, our dogs got in the chicken coop and made them all. I had a lot of chickens at one point in time. And then after the last fire out here, my chicken coop, my house stayed okay, but my No, you can't. it better?

30:58 like that one that's lighting up the right where i need it you know you got something i don't have I'm a very logical, I like to have kind of logic in my life because I used to be kind of owned by emotion in a way. I was very emotional. And that's what I meant by, So that was around achy, breaky heart time. Well, my dad- house. And yeah, so my dad grew up in like, you probably have seen it. It's one of the poorer areas in the country.

33:10 lived on this big kind of isolated farm but went to school had this normal life but I mean if we Am I really connecting? So we usually put the fish in the fishbowl. And I, you know, I... that aren't in the fishbowl. Here's the difference of the fishbowl. So we usually put the fish in the fishbowl and I, you know, I, right, we do it and I was born into it.

34:30 she's gonna be like everybody else it just ends up on drugs so she took me to When you say more tough, to have a conversation about like don't fuck dead guys. And I have a lot of guilt. Just let it pass and then be I don't need a man or a woman that's going to take care of me. You need someone who doesn't need your constant approval and And if you don't feel that way, you're cold.

37:24 That's what it is. independently right that's the problem right the problem is a lot of bitches out there i like it you said it not me that's how i feel and honestly we're talking at a very uh this is a super like seriously get it in your head anytime someone gives you a hard time about being strong you're And I started scrolling and I see him putting this powder on his dog's ass.

38:58 I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. I have a dog. She's COVID tested. We're all good. Do you just need to get her on a diet? i love about her and i'll show you these videos, So I hadn't even adopted her yet. And then I adopted her right then. you could like sing in his house That's adorable. Men will do that. It used to be really easy to kind of put me back in the, you know, kind of jack-in-the-box kind of thing.

41:48 other than the man. Do you exercise? I'll be able to beat the shit out of it. Yeah, it's all just taped. So here I go. I brought pizza down into the hole, hoping that, you know, everybody loves pizza. I don't even want to see Jesus. I just want a freaking regular degular gopher that's rare. It's rare to see one of those things in the wild. I've been looking for 30 years.

44:27 And he leaves the catnip for as a treat. I was just, I hope to God that, I don't know, how would you know? Dogs aren't bears. My dad probably is lazy as hell and probably said i looked everywhere probably opened his front fucking door bear wasn't standing there and went back inside well that's what people think Because I think I'd be even more inspired to kind of like fight for them if I could actually see them and know that they're really real because I've only ever seen them from a picture.

46:20 getting to um with this dude ian who shoots and for Nat Geo and shoots up in B.C. Again, this is one of the kind of weirder things that I've done With my brother. There you are. There I am. Yeah,. I was super famous. Going out there to find bears. With my brother. And I pretended that I was, it might happen somewhere here. Yeah, it's the voice. but I think it sounds the same

48:03 that's the worst when you hear those whispers. it's like jumping in the deep end of the pool and not knowing if you can swim or not, And maybe it comes from education of getting a good understanding of, you know, I've got kind of a good idea of what fame does on kind of like, if we're For looking at it from a level of were you thinking about this when you were young?

49:49 more that could be the biggest guy in the room and I'll say I'll be able to do more drugs than you And a lot of my brain is really, really on. And so I learned a lot. I'm the boss. That's how we communicate. She faxes me, then I send an email, and they fax to her. I have actually a recording All right, I'm going to put this on my cassette. unless I introduced it to them.

53:05 favorite song ever and she said you can borrow from me anytime which like that's awesome so cool her manager, Kenny, and I think she's probably seen, not just in half. And, you know, all of a sudden all this food starts coming up to my room. And, you know, I think she's probably seen, you know, not just in her own band, but, you know, I think she's seen everything.

54:14 17 year old kid and you're doing a lot of mushrooms and smoking a lot of pot and and and also you're Shut up. Listen to headspace a lot and I like calm. pieces and i'll never see anything that i loved inside of again but i'm at at the cat marina. My house is on the ground in a million pieces, and I'll never see anything that I love inside of again,

55:59 I really think that. just the amount of uh effort that you put in when you were a kid touring all the All the time like it kind of just does weird things and my arms twist in weird directions are you physically strong you're leaving veganism is really terrifying. I cried for the fish. You know what? I haven't really had— You get get shot in the head that fish doesn't give a fuck

59:00 these different diets like okay now i'm going to try keto now i'm going to try vegan now i'm going I did what I could with, like, as many frickin' avocados a day But God damn it, it's so good for your brain. I mean, that's the best way to get your omegas. So I'm looking for, in my life, not just in kind of like dating or relationships, but in general, the people I like to have around.

1:00:40 Ducks? so you throw a piece of bread in the water. I need to, whether it's the beginning of the day or the end of the day, For you to be this young? Did you get an MRI? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I can guarantee you. I think in times where my trainer's kind of like family, and then i think that it's hard to go okay now i'm gonna beat your ass because i think he thinks

1:03:37 Well, it's also you're the boss. It's not give up. You don't need to compare because just what you do is very difficult. we're talking about, about people writing stories that are fake about you, all that stuff comes at a price. some excellence at something for people to praise you you're getting fucking praise from the time of of kind of people that are also at this at this level um because I feel I have a lot of guilt.

1:06:29 you're this weird like oh she's furious fucking really sorry yeah you're not thing the beautiful thing is that you're thinking you're thinking about all this I mean, you've gone through divorce. because you didn't develop like a normal person. It's not a path that I would ever recommend to somebody. And I know that it can't be cocaine for me and I know that it can't be alcohol.

1:09:19 do better, as long as you're recognizing who you are is not exactly who you want to be. You want to be better. There's no way around it. They are. And they've all been in my life for over 10 years. And that is possible. People ask that really makes me upset just because. Well, I bet a lot of people in your life are afraid of You're, I mean, there's no getting away from who you are.

1:11:08 And you're really young. Yeah. always getting my ass kicked. And I feel like those two things are the only things that saved The way you're describing it is perfect. Look at the look the ellen situation i don't know ellen she's tonight I have to put powder on my dog's put baby powder on her ass just use that as the teaser uh one time kate moss made me put baby

1:13:19 They're probably like, I wonder what she does for a living. I love how gracious they are. And we've been working on my guilt a lot. way about fear and anxiety also. I do too. I had a seals puking up a seal not fun elephants, elephants, all these different animals. And I would see all the animals coming out of my body. And you're not supposed to have

1:15:54 I was dealing with guilt. Well, you're supposed to be sober. as i was sitting on the couch as it started to hit me they almost kind of like accordioned back that's how it's kind of new also like it's coming out in a whole nother way You know I I look at you different. I'm very different, and I honestly feel like Like when you do something hard or something hard

1:18:33 It gives me cold chills thinking about it. I feel like I'm always doing performance It is. that they say, it gives them mail and looking at these things I won't do it not because it's not tempting and because in a way That's why I always feel weird when girls are really into This is some intense shit. It's my favorite. Okay, honestly, love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna

1:21:16 show and it's called The Reading Room. It's called The Library. Canada. We watch everything. I was here. Latrice. I ain't losing no weight. Look at me. I'm sickening. Yeah, yeah, yeah over here and pour some more food up on this plate. I ain't going to the gym, bitch. I ain't losing no weight. There I am. You know who Kennedy is? It's the money move.

1:22:42 They should call this show, I Do the Splits. That's also a very, that's, oh, here she goes. So is that a Death Drop? Laganja Estranja Of flexibility there Like they have to go That's a good one. Oh, if your knee is bent, it's not good. No. Oh, man. If I was doing commentary Oh, Cameron. No. What is GAY? What do you want one? So that's wow. You're bringing it to the ball like you're doing a runway.

1:25:49 the shit and they're kind of like Alaska Thunderfuck. just in the time we watched this clip. And Alaska Thunderfuck. That's Detox. So she, I end up, I kind of, that was like my, you know, Studio 54, like that era. Yes. Hilarious. RuPaul's not even on it. To Thailand To watch ones around About like all my that person like i just give so much and i just love that she says if you can't love yourself how

1:28:47 I think she's up for like 14 Emmys this year. RuPaul Booty. Work it, girl. Why he didn't collab with Ru, I'll never understand. So RuPaul drag, That is crazy if there you go girl look how beautiful look at the exaggerated femininity that drag queens embrace i love that aspect of it that's called painting that's called painting for the gods Is it okay to say drag queen?

1:30:33 Wait, what? Isn't that all of us? He knows what's sexy. I actually dressed as a man for RuPaul's Drag Race. Yeah. Not in my community. What? fakest looking beard I've ever seen in my life. To femme? Yeah, you have a girl's neck. There's no way you're a guy. It's your neck. It might have been the beard. My neck? You've got a girl's neck. To femme? Yeah, you have a girl's neck.

1:32:31 If I saw you, if you were like with the fake beard on your face. That's why I brought a scarf. I think you're a young boy In public like that So are there rules if you're tight with Dolly? I mean, Dolly just, it's not Dolly approved. And she goes, and the tweet said, what the fuck did Jolene look like? This is an entire getting a Dolly hat, getting a, you know,

1:34:41 you're a young country singer a man and you know willie nelson yeah holy If I make it through the treacherous path we discussed. i never like to see say or seem like i think i know something that a new artist doesn't but That's why when I reach out to Stevie, she says, like, I know that this corona thing's going on, but can we sit six feet apart in my backyard and talk?

1:36:18 I'm sure. the end of my toe to the top of my head pretty much hurts a lot of the time but i'm working on I have a seven-month German Shepherd at home, so that seems like a good... They even thought he sold his soul to learn how to play blues the way he did. where you're very famous at a very early age. escape the the sort of the boundaries of your persona yeah well that's why i wanted you know

1:39:15 This comes first. What's important? I'd love to write and direct and, you know, kind of work on film in that way. with the guys because that's what I want and Conversations with I had these with the'm going to. And I'm aware of that. I know about what I'm doing. You have these conversations with the directors? If you take walks like I do, you might see it,

1:41:38 black pants and a fucking chris cornell t-shirt that's what it was the bmas is a pop culture show become a mat but i am firm about what i want but in a way that you know you might expect someone if you don't have a deep relationship with them... It's that when it's done, you holding on for that extra however long you try to make it work, something that's not working.

1:43:50 Now, when you are doing these, like when you're putting together music, do you have anybody That I was in. How long ago was this? And I already had two records out already, but they were as Hannah Montana. How much were you working? Pressure day every Sunday to Sunday every Sunday because I want to So your mom and your grandma would come with you on the road, and you would just go town to town, arena to arena.

1:45:27 I did school in the morning. Just my little sister and my little brother. i don't know maybe he has less stress he has less stress yeah um and that's the thing about And how do you get, does he have an Instagram, YouTube? And he did Fallon. He had two shows, one at City Walk Universal down the street to Fallon, whatever. Well, you know, maybe growing up and seeing all the crazy shit that happened to you, it's

1:47:31 Noah Cyrus. Why is she emo? We have like a salary doctor that just, we got to deal with that. Dude, if you don't look like Look what my 10-year-old did. He'll put it up on the screen. That's not real. I don't know. It's just a filter in an app. I use filters, but that's fucking crazy. It's fucking trickery. your pores or something. No, it makes you look like a cartoon.

1:50:00 It makes you look like a fucking clown. She turns into a werewolf. I don't really do anything. And it hurts just don't go online And that as the iPhone came up and then pictures and then social media apps. Yeah, well, it is a lot like that. this like it's totally like being high on drugs and things started showing up No, it's something that you have a compulsion to use and you can't avoid that compulsion for some reason.

1:53:40 And it's like, you know, coming down from something all the time. This is actually what is happening to me on a level of this is uncontrollable of you can control how it affects you and what you're, I guess, you kind of learn to control your reaction. of mine who i was with and we got divorced it was almost like a pacifier like it was that thing that

1:55:14 It's like you don't even realize that you're a part of this drug cycle. on this a little bit so it's like okay it's so untrue for me to see all these bad things are in why I feel like I can Because you want things to be difficult. I don't read any of their reviews. I don't want to hear them anymore. In the world of like how many, seven billion, it's never good enough for me.

1:57:07 I really do. a young age and all this wealth and success at a young age. I really do. I think you'll totally get it. I think you'll totally get if you're ever in Tennessee and you come out to the farm whatever you should come and see some of the animals especially in your in nashville i think you'll totally get it i think you'll totally get if you're ever in tennessee

1:58:24 Cyrus and like he's like shut the fuck up listening to? I go, Miley Cyrus. So I'd be like dancing backstage, high as fuck, getting ready to go on stage, listening have changed a lot in credits. But all the lyrics were written by me. It's just any of the dead pet stuff, it'll say written by, and it'll say a group of people. But all the lyrics were written by me.

1:59:41 And it's very complex. What? this is the new way of the new label. So they pay kids to TikTok to certain... that there's TikTok agencies, yes. that, you know, these kind of fucking video. And I love that about that. I'm just going to give it to them as a gift. And you're really, the worst thing Are there any TikTokers out there to bang my box? out there into the internet.

2:02:46 You got that hooked up here into the ground? Oh, my God. Okay. Now he's an influencer. the uh revolving door and like i had to go to the hospital it was a nightmare and my sister got my toe caught in the revolving door and like I had to And I felt like, that's why I like listening to other people. And then here we go. That's nuts. I like it. I enjoyed talking to you.

2:05:01 Well, it's called Midnight Sky. painting of midnight sky and what that means and the midnight sky to me is like if you're really streaming and yeah it's everywhere