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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day I was literally working. yeah what yep hawaiian shirts are white supremacists do Yeah, you can't do it. So, of course, the first thing I did was like, to any of these things. I need to see this fucking nonsense. a disconcerting signature Does that cancel this? They're really comfortable.

2:24 Yeah. Like, I hate white supremacists, but. What's like a don't get burned don't want to be a redneck you know like i hate white supremacists but what's wrong with hawaiian shirts we can't let them No, they wear them because they're comfortable and they're breathable. It's been around way too long. it has to be so fucking stupid it is in some other country correct thumbs up is yeah when i was young

4:12 Find out where the thumbs up is bad. making the thumbs up gesture like a nerdy tourist oh god i God. I'm doing it. If I go there, I'm going to do that for sure. at my okay symbol. you can't take away something that's been around forever So the game is, at any moment, we're talking over here, But you can cancel it if you can get your finger in there.

5:54 But I mean, as long as I've been in the military for 16 years, be internet 4chan meme shit where they're taking it to another level and giving all kinds of media to it. shoot it's them playing an asshole game this is this is actually not better because now our West Point, Unless you get your finger in there And then there's no repercussion Not one. No. No. I don't believe

8:03 if somebody was like, hey, you're a white supremacist because you did this thing. imagine a time where people are more outraged about more things yeah i i really think it's just Yeah. one out of ten times i will laugh out loud at his tweets yeah you know yeah first of all sometimes President, acting president, there's some i wish i could And whether it's like a release for post-traumatic stress or just how we're able to get to the

10:54 how comedians can't make jokes right now without being canceled. it's cool. But I think you just have to structure your bits better. It is and it isn't because he writes the joke first and then he figures out how to make it bulletproof. You know, I, I have, my method is usually I shit on myself so hard that by the time that I get to done that's related to this thing and they're like when i wanted to make a joke about caitlin

13:14 in the middle of the night and they talk him into being a woman but it took forever to figure out a We lost one of our greatest athletes ever. which won't be factual, make sure it's politically correct enough for it to be bulletproof whether you're like your defense Yeah. people being able to say things when you're everything politically correct is just this disgusting,

15:00 Yeah. that's not being able to express an idea i've said on stage that are against political correctness that are good like the way i've And when you get it in, whoo, it's yeah but i'm with you man you know i want whiskey to get me drunk i don't want fake whiskey no yeah i'm not interested i think there should you're a good listener, right? It takes, it takes a decently smart human that has a self-confidence

17:38 it's so bad it's so stupid because then what if someone thinks that they should de-platform you I mean, who the fuck? Look, I mean, it's probably the least of our concerns. do it yeah they're gonna do it they're probably doing it they're probably doing it look i mean Because I'm a big fan of... Freedom. You're taking away a little bit of freedom. they're saying all the same things that you already agree with and they're just these ideas

20:03 There's, there's this defund the police defund the police to the house is making noise let me call the cops yeah that's For sure. We should take money from the school and we should give them fewer teachers. A police department is no, And they need to get rid of this pretty cool thing. If any of that is with law enforcement, and run, I've been arguing that we should have that for all of our leaders.

23:12 by stopping little kids, the ones who have the least problem with this disease, They just have to win a popularity contest that no one wants to enter. Yeah, just get out of here. Yeah. And they forget that they're supposed that are coming out and being like, And they're in control of whether or not people can take risks and work. Because if you get infected, other people are going to get infected too.

25:44 right now. So people are just leaving the state. They're like, well, I'm going to be dealing with that next month if I don't open right now. So people are just leaving the state. Try to explain what the checks and balances are in this state that have kept it from being if you walked even up north, 9-11 happened i enlisted and you know georg, Fort Bragg deployments, Georgia, Fort Bragg

27:21 this has the largest group of special operations in the entire It's huge. Yeah, I'm going to make you uncomfortable in a little bit deoppress the liber and range to lead the way we're talking about the first amendment. Congress shall make no law respecting any establishment or religion so I zeroed it for you. Beautiful. So this is like ready to... Ready to go.

29:46 so that is no longer my gun that is your gun what kind of shooter you were So this is like what you could carry here around Austin. Come here. Give me a hug. Yeah Ooh But like some zombie it's a zombie Safari. 2,400 rounds kill zombies. And some of them are disgusting. I don't want that. Why when you have 5 billion pigs in Texas, I see what you're saying, but it just seems like you don't want to waste the meat though.

33:41 I don't know. It's different shooting, though, because instead of a pot. going when you're shooting um depends on the pilot. And sometimes that's you as a shooter. Why do they use knots? Wow. Yeah. Good to hear. here with the thing that you want They're like, Yeah. It's heartbreaking because I respect that they're trying to, I fully believe in protesting, love peaceful protests.

37:09 while I support it, why do you have why are you walking around with a gun just no you're supposed if it's supposed to and he turns and he's like, Oh man, I'm in the middle of a protest. He's a soldier from Fort You're like, not smart. purpose there was so many the video was edited where it looked like the guy was making a right Like I'm gonna leave out this detail,

40:10 I'm super enraged at one version and i'm super enraged at another version but neither of them are true and like that that's what every single issue is happening from defunding the police to We're going to burn your house down. He had to move out because they're going to burn right now like that's what they're trying to do yeah right like that's what they believe they're

42:56 lives matter are you there um you know to to fight systemic racism are you here to like what are you Like, of the apartment building There's all this tension in the air. person and they're like look we have a real chance for a real revolution here and this is but what You call the police and ambulances when people get shot there. with no court ruling,

45:18 You've already set a precedent. um urban areas where like really you want rioting you are absolutely condemning yourself to more poverty and then you go and defund the police and you remove the one thing that's going to provide stability and security out in that area For a long time. these radical groups could align themselves with, because then we'd be in a different problem.

48:41 Yeah. And you start from scratch or below scratch. Yeah. Yeah. And that's where we are. Yep. I mean, this is a trying time for us in the weirdest of ways, Just how it is. You don't at all? Yeah. every other night with elk. It's a good combination. That might be part of your problem. And if I ever thought about it, Being an athlete, being a martial artist, being a fighter,

51:06 and taikara yakiya jiu-jitsu and i did that for a while and then i ended up at the pit I wrestled. and Antonio Banuelis, Cruz Gomez. do or say the things that john would say back then um and uh and i i love john now but because when I went to yeah and came back But the problem with... There's many obsessions and addictions that come from almost the same

54:29 like training. how I shoot, We want you to kind of be a violent badass. hard work, uh, the, all the things that you want on the far side of hard work and, and being commingling. And like, who knows what the world would have been like had that boat not sunk. impart that like i'm not going to in in two and a half days i'm not going to turn somebody into

58:01 And the next day is even better. So I can train a little bit more. I can work a little bit more. I can shoot a little bit more. And then like the to a friend of mine. I said, imagine if you have a race car and the race car is 400 horsepower and a certain width I'm like, no, you literally are all connected. Well, guess what? And guys like Rachmaninoff, big, huge, powerful hands that could play these big, huge chords.

1:00:28 like that's so freaking cool I love that guy and that's yeah that's the thing yeah it's a. So how do you convince somebody to do it? being a freaking stud yeah right and not this fat flagell, gelatin human sitting on the couch playing video games. Do you feel bad? Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, I don't know a lot of really depressed, frustrated, sad, And that is a real thing.

1:03:31 Not only do you look at it and remember. the smells and it's all coming back to you. but it is eating something I'm not opposed to owning property. Like you get some wild... Well, I've got lucky. It was incredible. I mean, it's half the size of the studio, this walk-in i mean just half the size of the studio this walk-in smoker and it had the I need more smoke.

1:06:31 There's no gas. they're so good like i love how easy it makes life you know like my uh my outdoor kitchens next to Like when I watch the videos of Franklin's, Aaron Franklin, I got it. It's getting close. some of it back home. And I just leave like an inch along the top if I'm shipping stuff. It could be done. There are way more appropriate people than me

1:09:41 what would you do if you're at a restaurant and you know It's not, I'm sitting here um yes new york crazy crazy place but that that memorial is i don't know what it is about that place like you can feel i don't souls like you can feel the pain there i think that's real i think you can Have you seen the Falling Man documentary? No. doing, that's it. Oh, fuck. I can't look at it. Cause it like, I mean, it gets me.

1:12:38 because he didn't want to burn alive. So like every time I'm sucking or suffering or frustrated if i have to go you know do another these untrained assholes were We're so short with what we remember. get a breath a fresh breath of air before she either suffocates or burns alive and then she jumps against this, these extreme outliers has to be one that we're committed to all the time.

1:16:19 I think the last time I was here, But we're leaving Iraq. but it's going to be done safely to provide stability and security. Fuck you and your extremist ideas. and a non-interventionalist foreign policy, and I will see the school that I helped build like check out our crops. Holy crap. You have crops here. You didn't have crops here two years wife and her new husband are kind of like appreciative to me, but now I have a hook in you

1:21:37 So, uh, just leave them be right. We can still be there with the government, like hand in hand, That's not what we're doing. Have you ever listened to Ron Paul paul talk about these yeah yeah that's funding groups and terrorist organizations We have stopped that people can wrap their heads around. A third. I have to use this old rifle that's been shot by 20 soldiers before me or I get a new one.

1:26:32 to the Kelvin Gasolom, I've cut weight two different times now, my ballooned up to 220, not in a position to fight. by ISIS land that we controlled and fought and then lost and then thinking about like I have to I mean, we smashed ISIS in a year. And it was off. that idea, that document as to how they're going to operate. And then you have the appointees to those positions, like Mattis, for example, where then he interprets what the intent is from like

1:30:49 dozen of those countries that are part of this group. And fundamentalist terrorist groups can lead to democracy in all these places and can lead to trying to, like every place that we are, they are as well. And they're trying to do the opposite of And it didn't matter who won. Like they didn't want Trump You look great for being 60, Joe. has this nice, nice balcony, uh, this beautiful statue. Um, and there's like this ice sculpture,

1:35:06 tell them that like the PLO is the dumbest group on the planet, you know, that Israel should own So easy and so cheap for me to ruin everything about your day. but your party. So you do have an option. This is the catch 22 of how difficult it is as a leader ruin it. Or you try to come in too heavy handed and then you look like a dictator. You know,

1:37:37 So this idea that Russia just wants Trump to win, it's horseshit. They just need the process, and go and start planting seeds of discontent it's pretty freaking hard right like here it's not And the way they participate is through the Internet Research Agency. from a pro-Muslim meetup. And they set it Yeah. America, Yeah. will vote against trump because the russians want trump to win this is this is the fucking narrative

1:41:07 Divided is perfectly divided like if if i if i were in china or in moscow i was like exactly what kind of I don't think there's a single American that's going to be like, no, black lives don't matter. talked about not really not really why is that like i'm spending probably half of my waking that could have been trained out i could have taught somebody those things and with everybody

1:43:19 that is really just poor, lost his job, is people don't feel like they belong. You listen to him interview. Yeah. Right. There was actually some Antifa guys that had thrown some pipe bombs in Oakland and then drove into northern Monterey County and set off some more pipe bombs, shot a couple more That person may not want to, if they have broken the law, not want to get out of the car.

1:45:34 incredible person is as most of the guys. solutions. If you're if you're mad, and you believe in Black Lives Matter, what is your solution? Right? If you're if look through the lens of my life through pretty jaded glasses, right? The things that I've gone day and you need to know how to deescalate that. And, um, but you also have to be able to enforce the law and that's the one of the hardest things

1:48:15 It's just property. Like, shame on you. Yeah. You're not doing good. You're harming. Stop harming, you know, start doing good. and that want the same thing as you. There's no way you could stop trolls. know. um one of them was like a really crappy fishing boat that shouldn't even been on the water so it would get darker in there. Am I supposed to believe what we're seeing so i have this conflict am i supposed to believe what what

1:52:33 and he's like man those were the crappiest you know like i don't even know how those things are We have what happened and then we have what we're told. the ability to bypass and then that thing is controlling cbs abc nbc they're all giant corporations. They all have huge and they have their own biases. I guess mistake they made you damaged my brain. And, um, you know, but his journalism on Antifa, albeit trying to be as

1:56:51 future where you're going to be able to know exactly what's real and what's not real yeah i What if as that person was talking real real data was next no way you're debating trump's going to destroy him but that doesn't matter because the ideas like Biden's done on multiple you know beto o'rourke and you're like this is awesome you know like i'm learning so much right

1:59:34 Kamala Harris is doing a lot of different interviews and talking. but he's not held a single mock debate, he participated in four years ago, far chosen to prepare through informal discussions with key allies and with briefings from top and i would want them in there for hours and ideas we get to hear what they actually believe in what they're going to do who they're

2:01:52 out, but I don't think that Biden Just talking. I like Tulsi. He starts talking about his brain surgery. one was leaking, the other that hadn't before it burst. which there was a bleed and they gave me a relatively low chance of surviving, He said, Senator, for mortality or morbidity we're talking about someone who Okay, whoo the This is quite a while ago, this film. So like... Okay.

2:04:58 when he is going to have to be in front of 7 billion people informed enough to make a you know a state do you think here we are in september we have september which is be mad. So all these people that say that he's not presidential, he doesn't act like a statesman, they're right. They are right. This is Well-spoken, articulate, patient. you're a bad person.

2:08:00 We're ignoring the fact that he's 77 years old. that's that's evil right like we have a smart The whole thing was crazy. But if you tell me you're going to specifically eliminate males, well, you're thinking in terms of identity politics. So the parties defund the police right like that's a a left progressive idea she is literally the police she's a cop yeah and and

2:10:38 to fight fire when they were supposed to be released yeah What do we have to do to get a Tulsi Jaco? and this machine wants to stay in control. but that would be a conversation she and I can... You could go, and they're all dated, what look at this change like it's just black and white written in front of you and my impressions as trolls. I think that's a lot of what's going on.

2:13:01 Russian, Chinese, and Iranian hackers We call them Jedbergs. of people associated with Donald J. Trump us argue and like the fact that there's people walking down the street being like i hate cops fight look he flies over like a fucking bird is coming near a cat why would he do that he's doing And this little cunt just starts pestering these cats The cat reacts by jumping over and fucking attacking the other cat.

2:16:03 These are Biden and Trump supporters engaged in mortal combat here. Fight. Yeah. But that's what we're doing. He's like, yeah, get after it, boys. It's kind of amazing. Yeah. pop up. you know if you want to make a change like don't throw a molotov cocktail go find a police officer I'm like, this is this is so perfectly organized. could take my breastfed babies that eat elk and free-range chickens and have lived in safety and

2:19:49 Yeah. something along those lines yeah maybe maybe even two months ago he detailed the the scientific and there's no incentive no incentive yeah yeah you no matter how much you work fear is your only and then people take advantage of those These sweeping, just overall surveillance of law-abiding citizens that are doing nothing wrong. They knew what the fuck they were doing.

2:23:08 or death by a thousand cuts, like nine 11 happened, we lost and gave up so much of our perceived, um, rights, right? Like, no, you can't look at my emails. Like I thought my emails were Those that's my property. Yes. And if you are not a strong, healthy individual that is able to be self-sufficient crisis so i think the way to fight that is as a society to unify, to reasonably collectively be like,

2:24:53 No, Right. los angeles backtracks on coronavirus trick-or-treat ban. We changed California. Now, pedophilia alone would be another reason to leave. is that really mean that a 20 year old can have sex with a 10 year old 10 year because it's a 10 Yeah. and I acknowledge that that's the case 18 is 18. I can vote at 18. close to a grown adult yeah maybe you know voting we should extend to 21 where drinking is yeah it

2:29:16 guy who made the bill to dress with a like a fucking dog collar on yeah he's a weirdo so like again i realize unconscious bias i have a pretty jaded view of things. And when it comes to like children, um, you know, heavily involved in counter sex trafficking, um, you know, moving from for pedophilia the same way we have compassion for homosexuals or trans people and it's like

2:31:15 But here's the thing. Are you basing, And so if I talk to another guy and he goes, if you're talking about someone who's What does protection look like? with being attracted that's gonna end fuck And his chances of reelecting now are fucking slim to none. we going to do about education my sister's like individual responsibility you could have been undo it i love dan crenshaw's man if he said that if every law that's written we have to unwrite

2:34:59 Yeah. anyone that is telling you to lose a gun when they're protected by private security a hundred They're in protected, entitled positions. I just, I don't know what the solution is. I've thought this- and that mayor has a bunch of city council That's so genius. Department of Public Safety for Texas. training law enforcement? Domestic disputes, pullovers for DUIs.

2:38:13 get killed there later you can find out who did it that crazy how sad that is it is but as that how do we get this information out? their view what the fuck is going on. to get into a helicopter, right? the woman is the white house press secretary she see if you can find this she said that that. I know, but I mean, I had other Nobody's done it, though. Yeah, no one's done it

2:41:42 But the post office is like, I don't know if we can do this right now yeah when someone's saying there's no evidence How much research has to be done? that's not right When I'm trying to look this up for her, all I'm finding are reports saying that she's voted by mail a lot of times. Okay. but those are the ones that automatically populate. The, Julia.

2:44:20 like, well, Google was just giving me the information. I was like, no, no, Google's just YouTube's another weird one where kind of hot topic issues from an opposing idea, those get buried. Banned. Brendan Schaub, when he got COVID, you know what the doctor said to him? this is a weird fucking time for everything you don't have to find that jamie if you give up i

2:46:44 little game yeah that's what she does So she's playing a little game. He's downplaying the thing. Like there was an additional quote. Oh. I get it. It's a Watergate guy? Back then. People are living longer. You know, he skis every single morning and, um, all of his, all of his professional bull oh, I'm going to look like this when I get this age. Yeah, that's a science project right there.

2:49:21 Ready to go. They weren't jacked. talking war stories of, you know, were beer bellies you know and guys kind of hanging out talking war still gonna have people come to Sheepdog Response. I'll take that. Rage. or they know what it's like to be tired and weak, or they know what it's like to be strong. and you go, fuck, once this ACL heals up, I wasn't joking about the transformation.

2:51:37 You have, you get this this But man. It's the only poison that kills the vessel that's containing it. I mean, bad skin, sunken eyes, weird hairlines, like multiple colors, guy got shot and killed oh no she's built like a Big, fat, sloppy lady with fucking sweatpants on. You got a microphone now on this side. And then I want to get up the next day and walk four blocks with her and then pick a few more meals with her.

2:54:06 what you've done with your brain. this is not what we're about. work it out we're not supposed to be shooting at each other in the streets It's amazing. the instructors always like i want to do the portland one because like the the b and b's are a ton of fun that live up there step up Yeah, that's the one. nope, you can't do this. all those things are happening worth and within that chas um we're like well there's laws against

2:57:32 There's rule of law for a reason. That's how you have safety. that's how you have peace what's that uh the movie where you get like a knight to go crazy and like the purge oh yeah yeah um that tell me that didn't inspire a lot No. Yeah. Believe that? I shot in Idaho, I'll have him teach you. You're invited. Okay, you hunt with a bow. Aren't you getting settled?

2:59:55 Yeah. Like, what are you doing? Appreciate you, brother.