Joe Rogan Experience #154 — Sam Tripoli Transcript

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0:00 Show you my day! I was in my glories, dude. No, that's nothing. I wonder what Brian's going to be like when he's like 60. No, I think it's just with new things. to smell it. Yeah. Really? Where's that video? they go out Or for a bunch of soulless fucking bugs. It's weird. are a completely different animal. Now you're They don't like going in cages.

3:19 it might look cool because they're jumping up to get their fish, It's like they have this forced social world, And all she does is eat, poop, and eat herself out. Because that's not so bad. Go down to a new restaurant. That's what we're doing to those dolphins. We don't know if that's because it has to manipulate you know what i'm saying it's like we're farther along in the past so we're dealing with more

6:17 big because they were looking on their screens so much and their internet made their heads bigger Really? Yeah. Right. they know what the sumerians wrote although it's a lot of it is under debate because there's a dead language. We don't even know what it sounds like. No one talks it. So they know what the Sumerians wrote, that is in an elliptical orbit,

7:59 There could be some crazy shit coming down. I think they were way past us. And once we figure out a machine. No way. Yeah. old people talked more imagine back then telling people that you're going to be able to watch Well, the real, you know, Feynman said it best. He said, if you think you understand the fuck they go. They go away and then they come back. And on top of that, particles seem

10:44 that's what I'm saying that's no matter what happens people react the same than the last seven guys have You know what he's saying? of things together This is the first Matrix? Without the emotions, and then you're like, and then the next one sucked. because they keep getting free will they keep fighting back against the matrix so they reset Or they created the Federal Reserve. Sorry about that.

14:06 So every time you see it, you get some emotion to it and become a different person. through try to figure out if he's going insane. Explain why it's different. Imagine if that's what insane people are. him out on video. Yeah. And then they were laughing 17? 17, 18 And the gates to the train open, like that i had a friend who was working in a bar and one of the bouncers punched someone that

16:28 It was so disheartening, man, that someone could be like that. sometimes people don't get the discipline when they're young and sometimes that's like spanking don't know what the show was but they're showing it it was this really old guy he's about 75 A stranger has to come up and help him. and they have no one who loves them and no one gives a fuck about them

18:27 It's, you know, people are bullying people and then taking the pictures and putting them online. That's horrible. And that affects her for the rest of her life Is there no one there going, Yeah, and she's a little girl. Shit gets crazy. I hate when adults put their issues on children. 100%. My dog guts out and bites someone. I get sued. I'm going to go to jail. I'm going to go to jail. I've raise a shit kid. Your kid could be a goddamn serial killer. My dog guts out and bites someone.

20:36 Really, did they? look you never know what happens once the kid leaves the nest you know and what if the kid has Everyone's different, man. I'll take a couple weeks off. For every day, for 30 days, I was writing a blog. done it i have this weird like for like a couple of times where I've gotten off of caffeine, and every time I've done it, I have this weird, like, ugh, for a couple of days.

22:45 to it i have a bunch of different things that i do to get ready for shows but the number one best And he's a world-famous kettlebell instructor and really cool guy. I thought it was just something where you're not being tough enough. It's like pranayamic breathing and that you can actually control your breath when you When you get older, man, and you don't work out,

24:49 He shows me some things and I can't fucking do them. And when you do that, man, you force your body to work every day. It also reinforces the fact that you're a professional, They're afraid of that. I'll just go into the microphone and just enjoy my own laughter. feel like the deal is you got to get your own crowds that's when the world changes it's real

27:10 No, I've seen that before too. Not everybody finds a crowd sometimes. How dare you? I ain't judging. You're not a big pot smoker guy. yeah right oh my god and I know And I love playing that crowd. But he won't let Yeah, but Ari's dirt is a little different dirt. You don't look at Ari like that. He's going to rape your daughter tonight. Because a lot of times when you catch a nerdy person, you're catching them when they're fucking about to break.

30:33 Falling down, bro. Exactly. When you're around a suicidal person Everybody is bending over backwards just to sniff your magic. You need honesty about yourself. you need but you have to a landscape scene. You get it done 100%. You're only just going to drink I want to do some shit. won't give myself i feel guilty sometimes but i feel like you have to have that moment of just relax.

32:59 And that's the shit that fucks with you when you're in the isolation tank. They go, a lot better than I think I am, you know, because sometimes people. And you don't realize how much you've done with your life. But what you've got to do is only be inspired and have that as an ethic hour and a half that I really like You can choose to do that, man. reality and i have some thoughts about the the use of the mind and the imagination of how it

35:38 something to the idea play in life? and they figured out how to do that. I think your mind doesn't just control things in a sense that Just randomly 65 million years ago, a big one slammed in There might be a whole bunch of things working together. That was a real shocker for a lot of us. And I always felt, you know, he's a different person right now.

39:06 Yes, exactly. man to to win almost it's gonna come back and it might not be instantaneous meaning if i fuck you and they're ruining a show. I don't feel good about it. I'm at least a one or a two. And people are screaming and cheering, this guy's leaving. Exactly. We all look at the guy who never lies and always does the right thing and fucking helps everybody out.

41:33 When you look at yourself, you realize that if you were judging yourself, you would judge You can be the hero of your own story that woke up today. last forever. And I'm going to be the nicest fucking human being to everyone I meet possibly. You are the person who's learned from a great deal of experiences and if you learn And sometimes people hold on to that.

43:35 but that doesn't mean that's you now you know it means you're not gonna you got to learn that and some shit that happened Oh, there's this girl I'm sorry that that had to happen, man. you develop this sort of That's such a douchey fucking thing to say. in this conversation? No, I mean, I got the main point yeah well they stink that's what's wrong. Dude, they stink.

46:19 No, what I just feel like in the Na. I just feel like in the naughty show, and everything like that. I organized my porn folder. has balls but it's a cool environment that you're doing it in like that's the best way to use the I'm pretending I'm Brazilian. Wow. Yeah, some of them look... The lesbians. What they are is they want a woman to come along and take care of them the way a man would.

49:00 $100,000? I don't think I have no problems with it. Maybe we'll just call him Chaz. And I believe it. I 100% believe it. There's just's just too many people i mean i know it could be just nutty are quick to jump and be violent. No, it's not. I think there's a broad spectrum. Well, I think that's why interracial porn. I'm like, come on, son. What's little?

52:38 that's what my uh at my naughty show they wanted a director wanted to come and raffle off be fucking her on the camera though dude i mean it would be like a video that they make the risk the risk is they get known as a prostitution establishment they get fucked and they lose their They don't give a fuck. There's never been a good one. is this fun for you?

54:32 why not? I don't talk to guys I go, why did you come in here? I mean, it's like there's a bit of sales going on. Why wouldn't it be cool? that are broken. But it's because when she was younger The ones in LA than when I was younger chicks yeah yeah i was uh talking to some dudes up in canada we were working uh we were in grand They come in from Europe for gigs there.

57:14 They come in, they'll slice and dice some motherfuckers. they have a they're a much hardier stock than your average white girl. They just fight, they look like they fight grizzly bears. Armenians are nuts, bro. like white people they look if you looked at all my aunts you'd be like a couple of my aunts you'd and then became Christians? Yeah. Yeah, very light-skinned.

1:00:08 What about the one Mexican boxer who looks red-headed Irish? Not born in Mexico, but he's Mexican. Very fascinating. He's got a lot of Mexican in him. and my friends were already there, The taxi driver's like, And we got into the car. And if you're lucky, they'll let you come back. where the hookers are. but do I look like I need hookers? Like you could tell.

1:02:14 It was a few years back. A ride, sir? This is a third world country, son. But the fucking drug gangs in Mexico are... fucking nutty these government agents are. We play both sides. could have easily been used to kill American civilians agents with the Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and Explosives What? They already know where they are.

1:04:56 You ever heard of the Amero? plot to crash shit. to get the government to do certain things that's kind of you ever watch the first 48 yes you ever see somebody kill somebody over 20 worth out who the hell's gonna profit on this and then you'd have to figure out who the hell is going to profit on this, and then you'd have to follow the money. that means like it's it gets so fucking squirrely so they they know what what went wrong it's not

1:07:57 this would be a direct like parts of freedom of speech parts of the second amendment the right medical marijuana, they shouldn't be allowed to? should be something that you should the world has ever seen. shut down all the I don't know how much say the president really has. It's like instead he thought he was going to go there and he was going to get into an office

1:10:00 There's a hole in the universe. What do you want to do? Iran has bombs? He'd get gray quick, didn't he? One of the craziest things that he said about being in office was about the moon landings. And he said, at the time, I thought that guy was a crank. This is the fucking president! The fucking president said that. They've upped it so much since we've been in Afghanistan.

1:11:57 And it's so funny that people don't believe any of that, one of those speeches where uh they talked about uh you know where it was like obama had jokes including, I think it was like 150 children. 150 babies were killed by missiles from a flying robot, If you and I are going at it and you see I give up, repercussions of being mean to you because they don't say it's like a fuck you triple you fucking

1:14:16 If you don't, I think there should be places where you have to use your real name. he's talking about people do that shit man it's so much track tracking too nowadays like twitter you want accountability man you want accountability for everything you do you know whether it's you imagine in the future like if there was a movie that that that was like designed like probably

1:16:36 this video game. Absolutely, man. that could punch a hole through space-time. There's a weird race going on. And at the same time, spirit i mean it's crazy eating the flesh of uh innocent children on the enemy side to to to be Who's telling me about that recently? the darkest parts of the world. He's like, VBS? They're like, CBS? He's like, no, VBS., what are you doing? And he's like, I'm a reporter. And then they're like, for what? He's like, VBS.

1:19:00 He said NK slave footage. I didn't know. Everybody keeps, you know, lowering, lowering prices. I don't understand them either. come too? It was like... Nicest people ever. That's a funny thing, that whole factory thing in China. about you if you want to I'm not judging you but I'm saying it would be nice for Well, and that's why I think the whole thing is going to collapse,

1:22:03 So who's going to buy the goods? and you just sign that free trade thing. It's stock market stuff. it's just greedy cunts corporations market stuff corporations and greedy cunts and the problem is the corporations they found out that the you know the chinese and all these different industrious nations all around And over there, I guess the stuff's cheaper to sell in terms of what Chinese are buying the same goods as us.

1:23:50 I just didn't want to eat it. Great. It's like the Wild West. Well, it's like your reality just completely shifted. They don't give a shit. to convince me i've seen people get run over by cars in China. Oh, what about that little girl? man. You can't jam that many fucking human beings Yeah, some of them huddled in the corner. You know, I was watching this.

1:26:49 She's in German. don't click it. Well, what about the guy who used to go on Stern or like to get thrown up on? When we did Opie and Anthony, we were there Smith. I think the human body can only have a gallon of milk, ever let yeah that guy's now where is he where's that guy right now he did a bunch of other shit It's not the same Well, there's those guys

1:28:59 that just, He's a goddamn movie star. fist he's the nicest guy man I just feel like I guess that's his thing that's his thing to let It's a stunt. World Spike. Yeah. That was a fun show, right? It kit cope and ellis yeah jason ellis what did you guys do just did everything jackass type shit uh well yeah i mean later on i because i never really And I would feel bad.

1:31:19 through going with steve burn he never mentioned that and you can't say no well yeah i need to get I was a cool channel. I was headlining clubs when I got in. So when it was canceled, you were happy? are electrocuting each other like tasers on their knuckles. And he has the crowd just... I'm sure in third world countries it's going to happen sooner than you think.

1:33:13 Because it starts where people hear about it on the internet. and they're going to fight lions. to get in there with the lion. Really? Lions aren't smart. they want you mean you're in africa like they a friend of mine was in africa and while he was there So lions can suck my dick, okay? They've actually saved people when they're drowning. Okay, I'll accept that.

1:35:18 Can you be armored up and kill a fucking lion with nothing but a sword? Really? All right. Do you have a black eye, Brian? You had fun while you lasted. but if you went back thousands and thousands of years, There was a North American lion a long, long fucking time ago. people didn't like uh dog fighting it's like you know especially when you have a dog like i've said

1:37:11 It's going to come and get you. Yeah. What'd you get on your test, Sammy? Yeah, and Tony Hinchcliffe. Sorry. to that place. You don't. There's no win You have a problem with that place? Oh, 100%. guys i think are bringing it, sucks so bad he shouldn't even be in the belly room yeah he's in the main stage really the problem its own voodoo you know so well there's nothing wrong with putting people that are coming up

1:40:35 and then they'll go through, they act the same fucking way. Do you understand this? Yeah, I do see that. I see that a lot is it all working out because you're setting up you slept there porn. Yeah. I'm not really. You say That's true. You know a lot of them, man. Well, it's coming back up. It's being redesigned right now but it's the naughty comedy show.com and uh

1:42:51 You know what, man? Yeah, those kind of get me in a weird way. I don't know if you knew this. If you're 18 years old $10 a minute. So they do all that. built up a resistance for it they They don't have the immune system that side of the world. and the stuff that everybody wants, I don't think porn stars should be like Oscar award winners. dude but he went ass to mouth on her and shot a load up her nose well that's a whole that's a

1:46:46 Which is a weird thing. It's not cool. Because they evolve. But he may be into it. A buddy of mine said that he met met this girl at a party and she was Yeah. make him come make him come in your mouth and he's like he goes part of me just wanted to get up and i'm into like librarians yeah i'm into whatever brother so uh yeah and i'm like what are you

1:49:37 Yeah, but that's a buddy. but somehow you're like, yeah, let's just fucking do this. You're just like, okay, what's the situation here? Where are we going? He's got a little girl's bladder. Oh, yeah. If he's not talking to the guest, which makes me nervous right now because he hasn't talked at all while I've been here. Yeah. This is why Brian is so fucking interested in podcasting.

1:51:59 But you met the first one through comedy. know when they go on the road like brian went on the road with his girl and he's like it's just like a comic like you go and you Yeah, it's, you know, be their bodyguard So they're taking martial arts. Those are freckles. Barbara. Where's Santa Barbara? What does he got out there? Yep Santa Barbara's great You see all those ones

1:54:01 That sucks One of them had the highest rate of STDs of any college in the country. more yeah probably right oh i'm sure bushes and outside in college remember when you were in I didn't go to parties. out in the real world and going how the the fuck am I going to support myself? and all sorts of other things, Also, when I was 19, I had seen some of the worst knockouts

1:56:13 Just like that dude in the subway where the guy sucker punches him. Dude just head kicks him. Because Vegas has a real drug problem, right? Yes. Nope. Well, at one point, there was like Circus Circus had this huge park, and then the MGM Grand tried to create a park. Let's go to Vegas. It's so slow and dead. There's a ton of those. It's weird. Where saudi arabia they have that too or dubai yeah it's

1:59:26 Where's the money? And I don't know who else is going to come with me, but somebody else, too. You just tell me when I'm there. No way. Greatest job in the history of the universe. December 1st, Naughty Show. December 1st, Na, but I hooked it up. Yeah, you did, bro. Yes. comics. Sam Tripoli has a show on it called The Naughty It's a free podcast. like my protons i like existing in pre-big bang conditions anybody wants to change that you got

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