Joe Rogan Experience #1544 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day It doesn't seem that socially distanced. Well, that's not great. No, you definitely can get it from the air. it yes it is airborne 100 well that's not great no you I take it every day, 5,000 I use. Like, I'll look at some members of my audience. Maybe you have to. enough everyone sobered up that was just a hangover everybody got sober in florida they

2:59 The argument against that is that you're putting other people in danger. So it's a trade-off, right? livelihoods and they didn't do anything wrong. And they're saying that these people just want to go out and party and have fun. They're people with money. right the idea that this shouldn't be something that you should be able to try or do because and then you're 60, and your kid comes home,

5:28 Yeah. Yeah. After 9-11, the government took a lot of power, supposedly for very good, virtuous reasons That's all. I just thought we could bring nice segue. Do you have your Q t-shirt? I just thought it was a nice segue. That's all. It sounds great, right? Right. And then they say, hey, you Well, what's to stop someone from tracing you? It's a huge problem.

7:54 and how much power the tech has acquired over the last five years for example have you watched the day yeah yeah yeah no that is a good point we don't we don't well and part of our job is to Like, it's designed to work how it's working. I watch family members fight each other that don't even talk in real life. You feel better. That's what you want to check, likes or comments.

10:11 I watch, about who this guy's a piece of shit. Their name is like, you know, fucking A plus Y. It was just so funny. He's still in. There's none of that. I bet they didn't before we came around. it's hilarious the idea that they have to now check who's on a podcast yeah i don't know if You want to know. They didn't know it was coming. Yeah. And people need to realize that.

13:21 know what I'm saying when I'm saying it. And sometimes I have a thought Right. If you think out loud, to be and it's weird to me because we're in a gotcha soundbite culture right so one of the But the funny angle to me is that she's actually burning in hell. Yeah. Like, that's why you say it. Right. It's crazy. from saying the things that you just hang up on people he would fight with people guys would call him was always like the same guy

17:07 they'll be like you know you really disappointed me and bob grant would go do you know me do you You have to comply with our view of what's going on in the world. are you spending time with your son he's in college you and him don't talk like yeah what And we've found out They want attention. just having a good time yeah occasionally talking about pussy right that's mostly what he does yeah but some

19:54 The D'Amelio girls have like 80 million. numbers are not like those so i look at it it's like it's a joke like social media should be a How many of these people are interacting with other human beings for eight hours a day? There's journalists that use it well. will like they'll just go we saw what happened in 2020 and this stuff almost led to a civil war and

21:37 The one that it's like it's a black and white phone. Right. See, this is for people that realize they're junkies, and they're like, oh, I'm a junkie. You can get a taxi. No, no, no, no. and then kids will hack it. You can't text. and a podcast tool. have taken Twitter and up and people like saying disparaging things about you yeah you're being defamed and you're

23:54 What am I going to do, spend my whole day doing that? you are right you won't you do you know who you are if you know who you are you can't argue with that's how people It's a shit way each other's numbers. Right. It's also like when someone's writing something and you can't, you're not there in front of Right. Right. to have a productive conversation.

25:51 A hundred percent. with any type of objective reality or facts. Right. I'm worried it's not going to be something you escape from. so I'm like already you're a strong man like maybe there is no fight anymore Just fire off tweets all day, nope, You almost wonder, do you just jump in hard? crazy and then other people are fighting with them and it's really sick but i like it i enjoy it i do

28:54 Yeah, a lot of my ex-coke dealers are now Q people. trafficking where those people get like positive reinforcement of their ideas of course like we in certain instances. U.S. Marshals located dozens of missing children between the ages of 13 and 18 in a mission It's real. at all levels has in many ways happening right and when i think like a lot of the Q people found that stuff out,

31:16 that are getting educated overnight I think you said something like this has never happened before with senators. A lot of people know about it. I mean, there's many, many. Of course. There's some real wild stuff. when breitbart wrote a tweet about john podesta yeah Yeah. And he said something to the degree of, Enabling. underage sex slave op cover-upper defending unspeakable dregs escapes me now 2011 february

34:12 you have to be, right? way to do stunts and to do things it's like huh yeah and then something else if you're involved And there was a lot of stingy shit. talking about how they shadow ban people, You have to because it's the circus. appalled at the people now who are carrying their message but the people now who are carrying their take this with a grain of salt

37:04 Yeah. Yeah. Just filling them out. People fill them out. He's got absentee ballots in the car. Yeah. Absolutely. And he would just, he's a fun young guy from Orange County. It was just, he was just having fun. Is he there? Omar thing and they're like this is very disturbing well I think a lot of it is I mean like we were I don't know if it's true. The one thing, I mean, watching the video, just watching it,

40:00 a response that said yes he verifiably works for this couple like these people or something so He gets a tip. It's real. not something i understand what the hell is ballot harvest explain ballot harvest i wish i could but Something feels off about it, right? Interesting. It's going to be chaos. Well, I hope not. She's the third person in charge. If they're encouraging mail-in ballots.

43:48 is it i don't believe it is i think that's wrong come on is it keeping people from buying groceries I know, there's no one to root for. like everybody else was. less than a penny, of these speculation trades. But you rightly said he had to explain that in 30 seconds. that's who they want all dive out they quit yeah and so that they handed biden would get the yeah

46:13 Yes. Low energy Jeb. And that's why I liked him. But if you want in the big game justice bill ever that guy's a corpse bro Something went wild there, right? Isn't that the scandal? I mean, this is a wild family. She filed a paternity suit. People are messy. Sure. Listen, the brother's dead. Maybe he's in the brother's widow. That's interesting. People are messy. Sure. People are messy.

49:13 It is strange. he got money they're all involved election year you know what's hilarious there's one meme it's a really good meme yeah here it is hunter biden Okay. They don't want Trump winning. Oh, Candace Owens is bigger than anyone. She really knows how to talk. She knows how to talk. it's basically like parody almost. This is what they all do. This is what they all do.

51:37 They have to say they're not really wrestling. talking to Michael Cohen, coaching him on what to say when he interviews him? over multiple nights. It is I don't like the idea that one of them is a governor what do I say? Right. I mean, it's nothing. Yeah. i didn't see that also because of the angle that he's holding now yeah chris cuomo is i'm italian

53:57 ten times. And nobody This is different. the weight isn't fake that's the picture here's the thing i i saw these people that are complaining If I have a 100-pound dumbbell in my arm right now i could press it he's Frank's Country Store, Newton. We'd buy subs from Frank. Like, that's the guy. He could curl his own body weight 10 times. He was a tank. We always talk about him. We'd go buy subs there because we'd walk there from school. We'd buy subs from Frank.

56:17 It's weird when they're angry. Yeah. supremacist oh he's a racist right you don't even give him a chance nobody wants chance but this is Best of Enemies, yeah. articulate person right i love that debate because and then when gore vidal gets under be riots outside. doing this for the most part the right might they might mock people on the left but they're not

59:16 Well, the left did that too, though, dude. Yeah, tolerance. Yes. Yes, I remember it. And it was like there was like civil war about this. I was like- Like, oh, I don't know. Like she wanted you to pick up a nail and knock it into the wood. if you want to encourage participation, they'll be like oh that was our nail moment yeah don't try that we've already figured out the art

1:02:18 I'm sure. It has to do with the fact that human beings are actually malleable. Are there some people who are horribly sad that they transitioned and regret it terribly? What she's talking, what Abigail's talking about in her book, Irreversible Damage, is And they're at high risk for, they're easily influenced. But that's not, right. that trans people are are in many cases are much happier when they transition and they have better, productive, fulfilling lives.

1:04:44 It's crazy. They're looking at this and they're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Right. But if you say that I can't talk about something when a woman wrote a whole book and researched it deeply and is talking about not not just these children themselves that have grown up and then gotten It's not transphobic to say that some people have a problem with people saying terrible shit and you work for spotify maybe you should listen

1:07:34 If you're listening to some rap music right now, Right Woo In a candy store it's a type of art and talking shit is also a type of art. And right. But that, deciding like you said this and you said megan mccain you know right so you know uh fuck these anything to my manager they haven't said anything to me they've said nothing right they've apparently

1:10:14 interested me about that lady has like 80 kids she's got a lot of children and make she just i'm in favor of abortion four months up until 18 years old up until up until they start attending meetings at Spotify and complaining. What if the process is the same people that are against stem cell research? Right. Those are crazy people, too. It's very strange.

1:12:00 Can't do that. I guess it's- So there would be abortion in still most American states, I believe so, yes, yeah. She's fucked. Exactly. begins yeah because you can't argue with somebody who says if life begins the minute that you have or whatever. he want he likes her she's a traditionalist catholic uh the anti-abortion people dig her It's grotesque.

1:15:22 First of all, they want Biden to win. a day after the inauguration. kamala's getting in and you're going to jail yeah he just wants to get it on the books yeah i won I'm open. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. You think so? Not much. I don't know the answer to that. But the TikTok thing is slightly different because we're not talking about TikTok banning anybody.

1:18:29 This is one step up for Apple, and I'm very happy that Apple did this. If you give people the option, you say, do you want Facebook to be able to sell your data? And you're like, tracking. But no, it's not the only Okay, but, but, but, but, but. Shit. I'm talking shit about people too. What it benefits them is if the apps hey, I want to save a few bucks.

1:21:14 If Apple cuts them out of it, and then everybody has a choice. Right, right. It's like, oh, okay, great. what's on your calendar where there's certain conveniences to it tracking you right and then But it's not the government. And you're like, well, what are you providing? Yeah. And if a company comes along like Apple and says, you know what? whether it's intelligence agencies,

1:24:00 But iOS, whether it's iMessage, self-destructs in two minutes My iPhone is iMessage, but occasionally like the green text message. I don't mind them. Like iMessage is more secure. note it's a beautiful phone it's like beautiful screen high resolution the camera the video is But so is this. there and tweak shit and so the samsung ones you can do a lot of tweaking and fucking with the

1:26:59 But you're still sending text messages. you can't send me a picture, not native at least. um my texts are not green i can make my text any color i want okay it's totally customizable It's like, I guess Apple has it locked down. whether it's Facebook, YouTube, Google, Amazon. They find a workaround. Well, of course. These poor kids were getting this virtue signaling thing

1:29:41 Well, the other thing is, you know, they pass a carbon tax in New York City and Uber started costing a lot more money. can go to women's prisons. And the difference between female prisons and male prisons I think some of them are not violent. It's mostly pillow fights. Massively. Christina Paziski was explaining this to me Makes a lot of money, apparently.

1:32:22 Yeah, on OnlyFans. Those are the jobs. Well, they're real new. His brother was in the Backstreet Boys. $72? of time, I'd get shares of your money too. oh he's private and details and keeps it private not safe for work content 1200 1200 that's it Not bad. They get mad. He also sings and plays guitar in the nude. Let me see your asshole. I paid American money for this.

1:35:14 he was forced to. Oh my god! she's been through it you can't get that famous that young. Right. Her dad was a famous country music star. Wow. Play some of it. I really do. colors of the activity of your brain. Like an angel. I was listening to her song Malibu and dancing around backstage. I think she's fucking super talented, man. all we need trump to do is like uh i was gonna say have vocal cord surgery but it's his biggest

1:37:57 It would maybe even be better if he had one of those. There's a few tickets left, but I just added it because I said I just want to do a show I'm excited. I mean, none of us know when the store is opening. There have been talks about promising vaccines that are showing promise. safe vaccines it may not work as well because you could always get other ones instead of ones that

1:39:44 thousands and thousands of people that are fucked the way i feel about it is uh i No, it's actually a coincidence. I've never gotten the flu vaccine I've never gotten the flu pro-vaxxer? but he has like that the kids are getting. and you're talking to this guy like this. he says he's not an anti-vaxxer. and if you look at the vaccine court like how how many settlement, and by the way, I should say right away, I'm pro-vaccine.

1:42:28 And we thought he would come back, and he never came back. and yeah all the other disease syphilis oh they have a vaccine for syphilis i don't know if that That's what he was talking about, which is what he got into. yeah but i think that a lot of people are, you know, because with coronavirus, and somebody's going to just shoot you in the arm fight off the coronavirus okay so it's not like you're getting an inert version of the virus like

1:44:58 is just up for debate So they don't necessarily, like, I don't blame them for being skeptical That's a problem. He became a villain But here's what's fucked. wading into the controversial waters of the vexation listen but what i'm saying is yeah and and these are the standards that you want people to adapt listen man he could have just of people's health, public health.

1:48:09 he's doing but i'm telling so much money why does he need more money why does anyone need more money Listen, I don't trust anybody who wears an outfit. But why? And we talked about that in the beginning of the show, the government doing it why is it better for private billionaires doing You're a fucking comedian and a cage fighting commentator. All of it's a prop.

1:49:54 someone's got to check. Yeah. God love him. You've got $80 billion. But those are the guys you got to watch. Go there. His other house. Everybody's got to be watched by me. thing that building semis is not likely because of the fact that the batteries are Right. Right. Okay. Yeah. And then Elon's also mad because Bill Gates bought a Porsche, a chip in my arm please there's a company that yeah we were watching the video they put chips

1:53:08 Keep that chip in your arm for the rest of your life, and it's just inert. They just did a chip in my neck when I walked in. I think I fucked up by saying tranny. say it the my wife still doesn't believe you're gay she says you're just doing that just for the Everybody's annoyed because gay people are like, Yertz be and it's like shut up nobody wants supposed to be fun

1:54:51 it's not fun. It's supposed reading to the kids i'm like great i don't care about that but it's also like why are you doing of these non-binary people with all due respect it's not a fact uh is that a lot of these people I don't care. He's funny because he makes so many people mad. He always just sitting there he's the best he's just a very large and he just says you know joe let me say a few things and we'll be in the news

1:57:30 we're not fucking taking covid seriously so this whole idea they don't understand they'll be very That gender's not real thing is about anything nobody cares about anything truly they care about if there's a line of chick-fil-a on stage people would be shocked now sometimes people start clapping oh you don't want that i It's a fun time to say ridiculous shit.

1:59:38 To push back and do it in a funny way Horrific. That he said, yeah, this sounds good. Black Lives... What is it? It needed work. Yeah. Yeah. Louis made a good point. and you have no sacred cows or whatever, And they're the worst. He's talking to Miss Piggy. stay. I always wonder why those these these famous guys that are you know Adam Sandler they're making movies right like for you

2:03:29 to redeem herself that's probably true like during the covid nobody got she got taken down harder She dresses like an executive on Westworld. did you see Vin Diesel's song it's very bad That's true. like they're doing for the nba games okay i guess vin has a new song and uh is he singing right now I heard enough. What is it? She's nice. and I just think your bosses should actually know what an amazing person you are,

2:06:27 Yeah, I mean, this is i mean this is writers are dead they're all dead and this is gonna die and they should i mean at the end of the day it's What was the ET This is a lesson for everybody in a theater arts class right now. I was on Sesame Street three times. you give up i gave i was from six first play was six six to twelve and then twelve that was yeah

2:08:09 and I was really like they're like fine so Yeah. Because you never had a reality. You can't, like, take the water out. I got a slow drip. But then at your level, it gets a little invasive. Yeah. People come up to you. With this project. Yeah. Can you invest? filter out all that shit right um you know they've done like like twitter campaigns i tried it like tweet at him

2:11:37 Let me see You can tell. No, but Big Bird used to smoke cigarettes outside. Kaufman Astoria Studios. My friend's father would smoke butts and roll the windows up. Smoking sections in restaurants seemed like such a thing of the past, because they stopped it in bars. fucked. Barely can, you know. There's a lot of assholes who walk around such an enclosed space, you have to get some

2:14:31 love being there it's just whether or not the town itself though my buddy randy was telling me it's i haven't done i haven't done a full flight but i've done i've done flights and i gotta be honest It's like very strange. I don't know. Someone was saying. Don't try to sleep. are creepy yeah that's about that's an issue there's some people that have like devastating

2:17:31 you know making just that's that's the option make sure you make your immune system as durable up. Kamala Harris will open the school. They're going to celebrate in the hotel room. Yeah. Correct. giving people advice What about Kennedy? Indians. It's like clearing. Shit all over them. Well, we were slaves. They don't even think about you. Wouldn't that be amazing?

2:20:36 Let me see. He will hold your fucking nuts to the fire if you say stupid shit. It's going to be a really crazy debate. Yeah. Don't say anything. Don't let the fucking Spotify people know. Let's get together a few guys, like maybe Normand. Why not? I'll take this studio when you're done. You got good internet. Yeah, we can make it more red. That's great.

2:23:11 it's a spot where i talk yeah yeah what do you give a fuck what's behind me yeah yeah It's like there's a thing. I was like, is there any clubs open? Yeah, it's a great spot. At night it opens up. Hold on. I mean, it's like, let's put the tents in Bel Air. This is crazy. Look at how long It's not good. They can eat shit as long as there's AirDrop. dumb shit like putting boulders under the things and they're you can't do that you're just gonna

2:26:56 And if you don't make it illegal for them to just have tents on fucking sidewalks Kill them? It went too far. Yeah, the system seems to be buckling in certain places, and that's one of the places it seems Are these real problems? has destroyed 15 years of progress in five months it really has yeah absolutely that city right now Remember that movie?

2:29:31 our uber driver if you were a tourist or if you were somebody visiting the city it would not be Yeah. But that was amusing. I think it's a cycle. The TikToker? Lower the rents. There's some type of renaissance. I mean, look after world war ii we had a real big boom in the That's a massive difference in the amount of people getting killed. kind of a little bit of a cretin and a lot of people

2:32:08 and be a person who's open-minded, We need a society. to me, that is the single craziest development I think he has a mind virus. Remember me? the forces that they're they're opening up a comedian friend of mine janice papa said it Appreciate you.