Joe Rogan Experience #1549 — Tom Papa Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day to eat with you by way of Denver and then to here. It's not wise. They have a thing. gave the other thing he got was like the plasma-related therapy. Now, wait a second. yeah let me see what's happening in the world just that's not involved in this election spain france moscow

3:51 They live in different sort of circumstances. There's no political agenda. The virus is a real thing eating all these extra humans yeah what is that what do you mean what kind of way to describe it and it got out. and it's going to be a little bit. make all the same mistakes and if you go by that it's about june from when this virus started we're dealing with other kinds of horrible deaths and other kinds of horrible things that go along with

7:30 And they are all wearing masks, half capacity uh but here's the thing not just because of my comedic draw i don't think i don't Well, yeah, but... I'm not a scientist, neither are you. those fucking cloth masks are going to help you. Everyone does what? Everywhere you have to wear a mask. Of course. Exactly. They gave him all the good stuff. Ass cheek shots.

10:39 vaccine? that can cause euphoric mood changes. Yeah, I read about that. It originally comes out and gives you a dose of stuff and surrounds the virus and then it goes up and then it ramps up and then it reboots and then it like sends another part releasing a large number of pro-inflammatory cytokines in what's known as a cytokine storm. All I'm getting at this by fucking with you here is that in these times where things are very unsure,

13:42 immune system just beats it that's what that's I kind of, after looking at it globally last night, and what that doctor either way despite how crazy we get this virus is going to run its course and in a year and a half Of course. You got to take this. Yeah, the guy didn't know he had it. And then a couple days after that, Sant got it and then santino's like fuck and then a couple

15:55 I'm not perfect. Of course not. and said masks are important use a bandana and leave these for the health care workers these Then you're a weirdo. You look like you're at Studio 54. I used to wear it when I was on my motorcycle. You take that little disposable paper thing and put it down on your neck. He goes, but you really want an N95 mask. They're easiest to breathe in, which makes me suspicious.

18:32 I'm suffocating. I got on the tram in Denver at like 8 in the morning, and someone let a meaty one out. happy pills it's probably still out there on the internet somewhere it was on my blog but he wrote That's what I'm saying. Dr. McQueef. They've measured farts. I'm not sure. N95 masks is capable of filtering Yeah. Yeah, it's a great place. dropping silverware.

22:22 What's that? No, but I was. I'm the only guy going through security. Packed. And he wants you to be poor. Oh, that was his wife. Oh, yeah, they call them the New Kennedys, Jamie. Who said yes to that? would you do that it's funny jimmy kim will use that why would you do that is that hilarious who He's a little raspy. numbers they did this what two weeks ago they're fine everyone's getting

25:33 they're the only ones fucking communist And it's the chunky sauce of Gavin Newsom. You can only go to comedy clubs in certain places. You can go to Nordstrom's because they got an outside entrance. He's a propagandist. I want to see if you have a fever. number of people dying from it The places that I've been, they're not ignoring it. And he was saying everybody else, what we really need to consider is the people that

28:32 i know with a fucking snot shield in front of everybody i know they had a big glass shield Everyone's doing the right thing. But actually seeing it, you know, we're with you all the time. cool oh thanks man yeah it was heavy it was weird to make i cried a bunch of times thinking about It was just great. It was so great. And watching your story was really, really cool.

30:33 But what it was like to come there, just to be a paid regular there. Sure. Like years later, they would say, you know, and then the people that are coming up like laura beats like annie letterman like all the all these There's also a darkness to the store that's undeniable, Was that Mafia? are on that stage. things have memory rupert sheldrake believed this he believed that uh he's uh

34:08 what i mean yeah remember that movie stephen king movie christine yeah awesome better better book No, things definitely... what you're seeing yeah like if you buy a house and you meet the owner and you get along great with them you're real friendly like that's It's not a place where you film things all the time, Right. They failed. They got up coked up. Right.

36:34 He's leaving the impressions and going into other stuff. was it Tim Thomerson? I know. And he's throwing some 94 miles an hour right down the pipe. Yeah. Oh, 100%. right and if you were on a morning radio show and then there was a guy who was across town that was before no never been like that before no yeah i mean even when we started guys helped each other

39:52 jamie comes in he's no jamie he should insulate good luck getting through jamie jamie's fort and Greg and his wife and myself and my wife And he didn't have his own ego involved. Always. we also were on the set together because uh news radio was being filmed right next to his show when I'm pretty sure Lenny Clark was on that show. I think. yes okay

42:19 you know who else was there Cause it was right There's Lenny Clark Oh And Joey Lawrence, his show was there. So he had his door open. Oh my god Ever There he is Yeah that 80s Like graffiti in the back and the big jackets It's a different look that he's got. he had this guy that was running the show who was just like we didn't you know you didn't know

45:10 development deal yeah and this is like everybody would cash in you go get a development deal and He's like, I know it's a smaller show, but this show is guaranteed to air. He was drinking the Kool-Aid. went away and then he never really had a stand-up career never had anything who was it again i'm not Like, what are you doing? Latte? Fucking guy tried to kill him.

47:30 He just thought he was serious. Exactly. and I was hoping someone would come to see I never thought, like, I did jokes about Fear Factor being canceled the very moment it was and the other people, especially Phil Hartman and Dave Foley, were much more famous than And then all of a sudden, a couple of months later, I'm on TV. Like because my character had to be kind of like kind of innocent and stupid

49:56 a situation where you have to be great at it while you're learning it yeah like that is a No, you... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could never keep it together. because they got to see how the sausage was made right they got to see the behind the scenes because say to me hey we have this show we'd like you to look at and they showed me this pilot which is the idea you've got,

52:58 Tough. Yeah, because you have some control over the universe. And then like paint the wall because it's just like he's got a vision. Avatar. I think I might have had two different development deals. And also, it's the risk of the crew that we had were hard partiers that were really fun They were partiers, especially Foley. I remember thinking about writing and getting some news radio scripts from my agent.

55:29 ship it was like punk rock a little bit like we were doing this show but we knew Tough spot. Like first year, this is not going to make it. They pulled the plug on it. Oh, God. So well written. uh i'm just basing on his name but i it's one of those where like you audition for something and who yeah it's funny enough that's right they don't have that level of what they know is funny

58:29 But she's super innocent, but really positive. That's, oh, what's his name? He's just really just, you can't break this guy. Yeah. Because it's so real. Gavin Newsom's penis tastes delicious. see outsiders who are also technologists who didn't didn't invent these things but are seeing Well, there's a lot of dangerous parts about it, but the thought bubbles, the fact that these

1:01:46 of it's justified and how much of it is liberal propaganda and how much of it is republican the way you would want a leader to care about people. But this is sort of the mentality that someone takes if you're battling trolls online. And if you don't adjust the way you communicate with people and bring people together... And one No missteps. That White House Correspondents Dinner where he shit on Trump.

1:04:11 That psychopath, he took you up on that little challenge. rap songs like if you go back and listen to rap music in the 80s and 90s trump's name was thrown There's always a group of people that hate the president because they didn't vote for him, wants everything at a hot boil yeah and if you really feel it you know that that that's the that comes and this is where the social dilemma comes in place yeah there's a divide that comes

1:06:57 Now, Ari Shaffir did a little bit of a study on this, a little bit of a test, and he only movie it was showing how things story about these parents that adopt this kid and they give him a You know, like, look. But the fucking fires that are going on right now are not because of Trump. Those batteries don't come free. But people were saying, here it is,

1:10:30 they're in afghanistan they're in all these places that are you know it's it's there's a lot of people At least there's no more fires. It looks like an air cleaner that's the size of a skyscraper. If you heal the soil, you'll heal the earth well regenerative farming is the best way And it's supposed to have a carbon neutral effect when it's done correctly.

1:12:24 Like from top to bottom, it's gross. Because it's kind of one of those that actually gives you some hope. he says he gets that biome into his gut. these people, you're holding mics that other grubby comedians comedians. Well, that's the argument about prisoners, you know. But everyone's coughing in everybody's mouth, Nobody heard a peep out of that guy.

1:14:11 Sent back to jail? But they sent him to jail. Well, this seems like a special case. Just turn it down a notch. They were saying that. They were calling it a social distance violation. federal judge Homeboy's got nine days to fucking have a good old time. man like the nbc thing the more you know what if you got your lips done like just real subtle like

1:16:33 what he was in jail for paid that guy Whoa. So they're kind of gang are they gang related he was he has not yet been sentenced so he was being held Go to Florida. for the rest of your life nowadays? I'm sure they will be, but not if they tune into Chief Keef's house. There's no hiding Right, right, right. crisscrossing and compiling together yeah witness relocation yeah witness protection. Yeah, witness protection.

1:19:56 Michelle Obama's number one. literally on the street corner passing out his cds with i guess he just had how come nobody's I don't know. If you're going gonna get a face tattoo right underneath my nose no then gang members You don't want to cause trouble. Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein to face new sex crimes charges. Three more counts of rape and other sexual crimes involving two women.

1:22:06 He's not at Rikers, but he is in jail somewhere. Yeah, but it's- He's only in jail for... It says 3 to 10 in state prison. Still won't admit he did anything. shop before he went they put him in uh and uh i don't know if he was on parole or on appeal or He was holding court at a barbershop, and they were talking about bands, like what guy was in what band.

1:24:13 Come on, tell me that guy doesn't look like Alonzo Brodin's older brother. Bill Cosby himself Look at his hashtags. So he thinks that it was just, he was just with some ladies. It was always a rumor. Woke up. That guy. Yeah. Sounds like those satellites You think? And I think that's the right terms. You would have access to the information. And if you have that in your head, like thinking,

1:27:51 Fucking. If that was in Italy. Okay, so they were charged. Hey, I'm going to eat my spaghetti. Get him. How much do you look like him? him oh my god that's pretty close right what do you think i think it's insulting you should be mad Is it close? That's you bro That other people do easily While you're living your life here, not going over to Italy and...

1:31:14 Like, we don't know the whole English language. No, they just have a couple blocky letters. studying italian in college yeah and it's like every day you have to take it five days a week Yeah. And they learned Well, listen. if you learn it when you're like yeah 14 it's much easier than when you're 50 i think it's younger i wine well google has these earbuds that will trans they will translate languages in real time

1:34:40 That's true. Like there's arguments for both Android and Apple. Oh, the phone takes it over for you. Tap the microphone under the language you'd like They're much better at it. And one of the things is how well it picks up your voice and how well it transcribes it. data from all the other drivers they're sharing that data they're compiling that data and they're

1:37:23 It's not good. So you put climate change is on DuckDuckGo. No, I put chicks with dicks. So it's just giving you the most applicable results for the things that you're looking That's the case with a lot of nutrition things. I don't know if you can do that. we had to anticipate. But it was not political. I remember when it first came out. human beings communicate yeah because of the tension we were talking about this earlier we

1:41:31 these really literally addicted people. Yeah. because you wanted to defund the police. or Twitter or arguing. on the podcast whether or not chris cuomo was really lifting a 100 pound barbell now i had It did look very light. That's, yeah. So then I'm like, okay, I got to ask some people who would actually know. man so uh i'm pretty convinced so then i asked robert oberst who's an all also in robert is

1:45:23 and it doesn't even phase him. Rob Kearney and Robert Oberstst both of them call bullshit so i in that sense like i don't right i don't lift heavy weights uh-huh like the heaviest shit i front of you and i'm not in the list of people that you're asking because on my peloton there He's pretty dialed in on his stuff, though. I would be showing you my biceps.

1:48:09 probably one of the best left hooks. Just like an alien head in there. This is where I'm less, go back to that, It's a similar thing. He puts weights on bars and then has girls hang on the bars, and he fucking presses them. he's when he's doing deadlifts oh my god besides this motherfucker so much weight on the bar but You look at him doing that, like, is that real?

1:50:40 Like, hey, move this weight around. like someone had paid them walking around thinking he just walking around thinking, like Kim Jong-il. Thought he was the shit. He's the world's greatest basketball player. the guy brad castleberry okay i know who that i follow him i know he is i i've seen him get world's strongest curious yeah rob needs to show the way rob's a married man he's not interested

1:52:55 Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, right. Yeah. Right. Look at that bar bending. How about that? I don't know. Remember when you sent me a picture of a fat comedian a cooler do you gotta do you have a freezer at your house? No, I just have daughters the same what happens to elk if you don't eat them? They're not opposed to the dog eating meat. You ever see Feed Your Dog Liver?

1:56:31 oh really he has this like wild eyed look when you feed him liver he's like twitchy bird. I found him. And so the bird's just sitting there. My sister has two dogs, two hounds. It's just been there forever. oh my god by the time i got to him there's just bodies all over the place but i had at that time Yeah. Yeah, man. look at it like you're doing some harm to the chicken right but if you have

1:59:51 and they won't get off that egg. So when you put them in a container with a perch, which, by the way, I didn't know until I was 40. That's why you get a feather in it once in a while. Right, right. I just put it outside of there. the chicken coop was on the other side so i didn't have to worry about him because he's so strong he Six-foot fence, just like this.

2:03:20 and somebody had let Johnny over to that side, shatters his box and the coyote's like thanks sucker and we can do it did it know look how big And she ran into a coyote in the middle of the street. What he could do. It's a great name for a pug. It's like you're talking to a guy from the 50s. cute dogs yeah a little face look at that face look at them hilarious they're not that bright

2:06:38 people were criticizing her for that backyard stand-up show she tested everybody oh please You can't take people at risk. You make Trumpers. Those people are gross. They're coming for you. I think you should be able to take risks. You can navigate these waters. going to transmit it to someone else don't fucking do that okay if you get yourself tested if you

2:09:15 I mean, to get on the same shit they put The Rock on when he was doing Fast and the Furious. I know. Listen, it's not. You admire it. intellectuals or at least intelligent or artists or whatever they look at getting your mind to force your body You've got to conquer your inner bitch. Literally, I saw it as I was doing a pour over coffee for me Yeah, you can't have it loose.

2:12:29 I will fucking fire it up. And some painters. Just keep it at your end table just to kind of like pop it open and just see how these people. I mean, I gave him the rights to use it. I certainly don't own it, but I let him use our voice. Smokes Dunhill's. 4.54, cocaine. Three hours in. Double order of fried onion rings. A glass of shredded ice, that's when he sits down to write 1205 to 6 a.m he writes chartreuse cocaine grass shivas coffee

2:15:31 Oh my God. You can only... and he had lost his ability to communicate. You know, I'm into TM TM Transcendental Meditation and that if you can find something else for your brain that's going to be able to create. Tell David Lynch to suck it. This is why I'm doing Sober October. so like days i just do different things on different days. Yeah, that big wheel.

2:18:38 I started doing these Tabata rounds. It takes four minutes to do eight times. You're on the bike. I started off doing it. I would just do it like four times, which is 16 minutes. yeah but you you just rest and recover and then i i have this day of dread where i know today i'm It's the dread. Peloton Three. He's not partying on the bike. keeps you keeps me motivated it keeps me in and it has music so you're going along to the music

2:22:02 And so you had like fire in your left hand and i think what And so you would run left and one right, and you'd shoot at this and shoot at that. It's 15% harder than regular running because it's at this little slope Like in the sand. something like that where it's difficult to do but also fun like you you put on these goggles If you can get addicted to something that actually gives you cardio, where you're running four or five hours in a day.

2:24:05 to doing something like that you've tried that game uh beat saber where you're swinging yes I get tired during Dance Dance Revolution. fraser coming at you the thing would be cool is if you could actually hit something yeah you know Maybe it could be a really spongy bag. like he doesn't want to hurt his hands. It's got it. Like it just seems like the fun you hit it, but it's not hurting you.

2:26:39 Yeah, that would be what you would want, right? So there he's just doing that for reflexes. As he moves forward, it's representing where the bag is. he moves forward it's it's representing where the a thing that they were doing I don't remember what the game like the mountains and yeah that's probably where the gyms are gonna head or how about you're

2:28:36 I remember the one you were talking about was a little concave, I think, right? Right. Yeah. know because you'd be so into the game yeah you'd be so into it yeah you come back six months later Yeah. It's no joke. Nick Swartzen movie Was it a Sandler movie and play tennis That first one I showed you, it said it weighed 1,000 pounds. It's holding her weight up.

2:31:58 jump and land on things like bam well oh my goodness they're getting there yeah but it just seems like it's I can't. yeah it's too exciting right you know it really is yeah it's too good and you would really high put like 10 pound weights on your arms yeah 10 pound weights on each arm 10 pound weights on so you have the parameters and you duke it out

2:34:45 of times with my family it's really awesome it's awesome with your family yeah you do it you do it Like, look at them. That's what they look like. have your kids or are you ever gone with them That would be a good call. Yeah, and they would come out. oh my god right scary dad. He's a dead, he's coming for to kill us. there's another there's a couple more curveballs waiting for us well the trump getting covid i

2:38:00 Yeah. winner is. If it's a landslide, I'm sorry. You know... But, you know, we've been through this before, right? yeah you don't know i we onlylled people with flat tires in white neighborhoods. I don't know anybody who's been asked to poll. party was a great idea but i think the problem is people form this loyalty to this side and this The problem is identifying in any group, whether it's Antifa or Proud Boys or the fucking whatever.

2:41:17 i do too up and down though i've seen it on people's twitter page i vote blue across the And that you have to pick a side. I mean, you know, how many hedge fund people... Just calm it all down. Put anybody in. That? Yeah. Put Romney in. Put anybody in. And the funny thing was, get Romney the fuck away from us. That weirdo. Just a gentleman who has a nice family, who's just mellow.

2:43:34 Out of all the cult members, I had neighbors that were Mormons. I'm not kidding. God bless. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you got to go out and do it. almost anybody that's in office and run them and it'll be more mellow they may not agree with It doesn't help anything. There's no soothing from him. go to work on this stuff, it wouldn't be... to be representing that side?

2:45:45 Just give me a mellow adult. Navy SEAL, Lost in Iron Combat. Super reasonable, intelligent, rational, well thought out. A hundred percent. and you see people that are not each other's throats. They just want to raise their kids, make their money, live their lives. constantly says that the left is just out to destroy and those people i mean i mean everything

2:47:52 And I think there are real issues economically with China. he certainly likes the battle you know and uh that was what i admired most about obama Everyone's nervous. But it's an analogy. It's an analogy analogy i think we all need to get on mushrooms i really do i think we need uh last time you took rituals a couple weeks ago a couple We need some religious ritual.

2:50:02 I'm not impressed. It's the same thing that religion runs after, be as honest I can but yeah the most important thing is to get it rhythmic so six seconds in six seconds out six seconds and dude it's crazy like i'll sit there and i'll think or I'll think about the volcanoes under Yellowstone Yeah. And it just gives your brain a cue, state of consciousness right right and you just kind of hang there.

2:53:41 We operate too much on momentum. Things. It's really strange. pace right and when i'm doing it like that it does physically puts me into a trance yeah but and letting your mind go and just deal with that. It is. How long do you let it rest? I've got jam in my teeth. Oh, my God. Well, that's cool. It is. You know what I mean? So you're making bread doing that as well?

2:58:01 So how often are you doing that? Come on, you liberal. Look at him. Listen, Yeah, store opens up yeah and you're not around but just knowing that you're not there is a little weird The positive pandemic phases. everybody hugs clean out the pipes yeah just clean out pipes. Just a little bit to get going. You're the best, Tom Papa. Love you, too.