Joe Rogan Experience #1553 — Maynard James Keenan Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day movie but it was also uh the comic book comic book yeah was she in the comic book as well i don't know For example, I'll go mandolin, drum machine, banjo. And you've heard it on Peter Gabriel used it, Art of Noise. you start thinking of all the stuff you heard in the 80 the 80s you know uh that that was used on yeah so you start reacting

3:11 wait come back around go what do you think of craftwork oh i love craftwork It's like you're opposed to it because it's a non-cool thing or something. and i remember people losing their shit because they tried to play van halen on that station People put it in the hairband category, good meal but they were like well-crafted pieces whereas you know there's i don't want to name

5:52 Nobody's giving him shit. prior to that right like hendrix Like, people I've known for 10 years, I can't remember their fucking name. and they're bumper to bumper with people all partying down and a few days later jamie thought And the only one we were concerned with is our employee Jeff, our friend Jeff. And I was like, no closer than 20 feet. But we almost didn't do it.

9:46 Allegedly. Allegedly. was reading last night it's it's Yeah, I had Borat. No, it was a movie. It was a DVD, and it was in all regions. cheaper one Rudy Giuliani speaks out about on Borat 2 controversy, calls it hit job over Hunter Biden campaign. Why would he do that? with does he have sunglasses on too it looks like he's on coke that's what i think he's got to be

13:55 true that's true too yeah why would you have it in the front he might have had it in the front this might like that might be the last time i'm gonna have a heart attack tonight yeah that a gal yes it is oh yes a big old bone just not for you to chew on the hits never stop it just never stops there's A medium bad case. the next morning fly to New Zealand

16:58 because we had 4 days off before the shows going to taiwan and going to japan like you just see the mask like okay i'm probably just gonna i got to hawaii to go train with uh luis um and some of the guys there uh Chad was a Muay Thai instructor. And I'm starting to do the Muay Thai, and I'm like, dude, this hurts. fucking do this i thought well maybe i spray my wrist so months go by that they're not healing

19:35 but my blood work was completely clean everywhere else. to do stuff and my hands hurt still uh not anymore now that i'm now that i'm on medication But no, methotrexate, which is not fun to be on, but my wrists have cleared up. Okay. I have some pretty intense pain sometimes in my big toe, Okay. having a really hard time walking like walk with a limp he gives the dog cbd and like two hours

22:55 It's just that and adjusting the diet that it's not holding up like you expect pasta to hold up. There's a lot of Arizona wheat in there's a lot of arizona wheat in uh there you know for most for the average traveler you're in a foreign country it's magical you're probably over there, you know, for most, for the average traveler, you're in a foreign country.

24:59 not me all right over here i work out like a fucking terrorist and over there i barely work What is it? version of what you know what you're you're putting in that pasta to make that those glutens And it's from Italy. but fresh pasta like uh have you ever been to felix in venice no good lord next time you're family protection book Yeah, this is your cooler. These are your t-shirts.

27:46 Do not worry. It's November. I've never had that. The lamentations of the women. Beers and meads? Right. Ooh, that's a dope box, though. and i realized you can't wear lunch you can't bring lunch boxes to school or kids uh Who makes these for him? Not even a year. And no problems with the hip?, you've only been doing Muay Thai for how long now? Not even a year.

30:21 No. Done. resurfacing and there's videos of him 12 weeks after surgery kicking the pads Yeah. they screw it deep into the bone. foot did you feel pain while you were stomping no it was like you know years late that's like you know a decade or more Gone. There was no possible, uh, hope for stem cells or anything to fix that? And were you limping at all when you were walking?

33:52 school he runs on the concrete I believe yeah I don't know where he runs but I know he's got a was healed like it was just wasn't healed enough And while you're pushing it, who knows what kind of damage you're going to do to the tendons and the ligaments. This is crazy. if someone kicks your leg, I'm sure... the ground crying anthony's like you i can ask me to do that what's you but he's so big yeah hard

37:26 gotten with an instructor to go just teach me how to not get hit like just that just that awareness to learn how to do a back handspring i'd like to learn how to do a lot of things right just seems rodrigo faji for uh brazilian jiu jitsu but he and i caught the well he got the bug before i How do I make this work for you? one of my business managers went there he spent six days there just just doing nothing but training

40:37 This guy barely spoke English, but he could still instruct you It's a really interesting art form, you know, really have the like you know french had the liaison of this words kind of slides into that I always equate it to like a vocabulary. a beautiful thing to watch yeah always in the right position you know like one of my favorites And like some 35 knockouts or something like that.

43:52 I just was watching it yesterday in the gym. steps aside left hook right kick and like all these techniques that that flow together so Because it's like, what is he doing different? so, like the match kind of loses. I felt like the, the thing that really was like surprising to me was not necessarily that he's like oh now you've It was a masterful performance.

46:23 Like everything he was doing looked so good don't remember fights and it's because they're they're literally concussed you get bonked while You're now just delivering the story unconsciously, but consciously. Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. groove that you kind of forget what song it is don't know where i am like yeah because you're I'm going to get his name wrong.

48:55 phoenix it's kind of off the 17 and it's for what purpose uh for uh bells they make these kind of Look up Arcosanti. Holy shit, man. But when you're playing live in front of a camera Like it's, you're, you're living in the desert. So it's kind of not an easy thing to do, that's streaming on the same day that the album comes out on the 30th and what's it streaming on

52:10 be on the main page but if you just go to pussifer live.com that's where that takes you there Yeah. It's so hard. Jamie was sick for a day, and he was convinced it was ragweed yeah um yeah but my friend michael then recovered quickly after because he's in shape he's like mid 40s he does he's a runner They got him on steroids and Adderall. I'm like, the guy has never looked better.

55:07 Because now he thinks he's immune. And he's fine. real this is the world yeah you know but i think that's kind of what you know you had those good and get to the core of So you can't really, it's sensationalized. had a really... to digest the information well it should be people are supposed to talk like this man and this Twitter thing that people are doing,

58:05 Yeah. that i don't know how to solve and you know how to solve it um i'm trying to build this thing and And it's like, progressives and and libertarians it's just, it's never before happened where you've had people left and you're far right are bumping each other's asses on the other side of the circle And it's all coming together with this pandemic because people are being forced to be locked

1:02:06 existential angst of the disease itself and the combination of all these factors together with a fucking douchebag for a president chaos and and no good choices for opponents you know everybody's she a bad person is she a good person i don't know i just know that it's a step forward it's son-in-law son-in-law that's what it is i like it well maybe he's the devil's son. It's the devil's son-in-law. The devil's son-in-law.

1:03:57 Yeah, maybe he's just got really good bone structure and I'm jealous. Damien, the omen. oh yeah look at right that the the fifth photo over yeah just say that's some yeah come on son You're going to do there. We're... Yeah. So close to the final confrontation college free. We're going to If you're going to use taxpayer money, and most of them are using it for shenanigans.

1:07:21 about you know socialism and and whatever so you don't know so follow follow the follow the reason you know why were they so... So who's blocking them out? Yeah. Seems like it's coming. seems like it's coming but i feel Can we just talk? i suck cock for enslavement. but taking with them their shitty voting habits. We need some regulation. Like, when it comes to wine and, you know, that kind of thing in Arizona,

1:10:59 i like your wine yeah i don't taste good you're gonna like more of my wine oh yeah i remember first I was at an Australian consulate wine dinner in Beverly Hills and being able to duplicate what's in the bottle to the point where it would fool Assam. slightly off. In some cases. What's his name again, Brian? Kurniawan. that is and then you write the check and he's like bitch there is a fucking great book that i am in

1:14:53 listen to the podcast the the recent podcast that i did with this guy it's amazing he's a scholar of of the Greek classics and Greek history. maybe psilocybin, maybe a bunch, but it was wines that had these psychedelic compounds and they would have these But what was fascinating to me is that their wine was never just wine. Watch the podcast. I was about halfway through.

1:17:41 you do i'm like restaurants wines now you're making mead. I'm going to fix it. You look out my porch, and there's like acres of trees you know deer walking through your yard So he built a house. make mead you know tomorrow because you can get honey what keeps you motivated to constantly do them at least one or two trips to the grocery store so i think in a little town like uh there's all these little towns all over the united states

1:21:49 But now it's like a little thriving metropolis because you have this concentration of restaurants and wineries in this one little spot. Wouldn't it be great if we can get our medicine here? There's things that you can't do well and desired by other places, and there's things you can do really well for sure but it was thinking i was like are we going to come to a point where we don't have enough food like how is the food going to get here is are people if they're

1:24:21 a practice run yes I feel like it feel like there's another one coming, whatever and he used to joke like if we get hit with anthrax it's going to affect you it's not Well, that's California. Yeah. Because things light on fire in a place where it doesn't rain. Yeah. seven weeks and then they said okay if you're if you're serving if you're serving food you have

1:27:32 Oh, believe me. Felix Felix is in Venice. They're very lucky that they have this outside area there i'm just going to get my relief money and hang out hey you want a job we have this job we need to do I'm going to say, Bag of dicks for you. There's things we have to do to get there. But you're getting that out of employees. do you give them precautions on how to protect themselves?

1:30:17 So any, in a plane like that's that flight attendant had just breathe your cigarette smoke for years and Not because of my clothing being stinking like cigarettes. it's amazing how many people online at available right now Thank you. Cheers, man. Thank you. Goodbye, everybody.