Joe Rogan Experience #156 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day! Bandwidth costs money. and I'm just YouTube video. one. I took the paranormal activity. lobster commercial on top of them like freaking out over a scary movie and it came out kind of And you can't choose at all there's no choosing there's, how the world is going, Eat shit. off of our hard drives, from information from the past,

3:57 the comments on her videos are horrendous. No, that's not what you're supposed to do. Get out. Yeah, I've gotten in a bunch of those. and all of a sudden you get in some cunty little argument with someone online and you want to And you go back and forth and back and forth. past man i've gotten involved in like long flame wars with people that went on for days well i mean

7:05 When you're in an awesome movie, Let me ask you this. and you get a good stereo that's wrong well no that's not he knows well he knows buddha go way back but you gotta know According to the legend, his father, he had a harem. They're all scratching for food. overseas. I understand that, bro. No, just because you sound like you don't know what it is.

9:11 It'd be like me making fun of the UFC and being like, you know, because they fight eight rounds. well you're hurting buddha's a loser you're hurting buddha yeah you're totally gone against Oh, okay. come on man i'm fascinated by buddhas that's one of the things i first saw during psychedelic in that place and then incorporates that into the philosophy of Buddhism so you

11:35 but the walls are made of rice paper. it's like this bright beautiful thing and the reason is is when uh buddhism came to tibet there don't really have the time to be sitting around all day meditating but i always feel like anything like even the isolation tank which is very much like a He went to Egypt with this lady, and she was a Kundalini aficionado like a

14:11 different places and the idea is that what they're doing is they are literally changing So you, I mean, they, what, tuning into a higher, against one of those skinny guys from Africa that runs barefoot? and you build yourself up until you can run 26 miles barefoot. unnecessary concerns. I think you'd be able to get high. I made it through, they start doing this thing called the Heart Sutra.

17:24 No mind, no body. Nothing. Say itic. It's very droney, and it's a negation of everything. No mind, no body. And they say this all together? What is it? No mind. But listen, what is weird about chants, man? You want to hear something super trippy? They're trying to put themselves into a state of consciousness by humming like that. I'm scared that if they keep going, Candyman's going to come out of the screen.

19:51 Don't we, don't we, don't we, don't we, don't we, don't we. 14. I don't know. No, no. the girl the opera girl sounding girl yeah there was an opera girl to me Every now and then there's like a little intersection, but... think no what are you talking about you would get all the knowledge in the universe i think that it's Myoho-renge-kyo, Eight months.

23:04 If I'm, there's like a what how did all this get started what i mean you look at like how bizarre all that is and how There's clearly something there. that Jesus Christ was the son of God. interrupted you before you were explaining that he lived with the king yeah he was the prince One was a corpse. extreme so there's like statues of like starving buddha yeah i've seen those yeah

26:46 I don't know the time. Look at this, man. That's creepy. It's creepy. That's cum. He's an old tranny. Well, no, England, I'll tell you this. Did we go for 10 minutes? It's the best, he shouldn't have said stripper. we couldn't do it. this is a result of a specific type of culture. you're looking at a naked girl mounting a fucking pole you're getting a lap dance

30:46 Phil Hartman used to get high every day, dude, He was so expressive. and he was like, it wasn't creepy yeah no that's great it was just a guy like looking at a girl's vagina and ass That was a tough one. And she's like, you don't know? She goes, it was a murder-suicide. I think crazy bitches are crazy and they would fucking shoot. When you hear about a murder-suicide,

33:18 Well, I don't hang out with crazy guys. carlson gracie's on hawthorne street it's 1996 when i first started doing jujitsu and there was And I remember thinking, like, man, I can't believe that it's so easy for someone to do this to me. If you don't roll with good guys, you don't know whether or not you can really tap them. Kickboxers are a little more edgy.

35:39 issues with some guys so they some of them tend to be a bit more douchey. It's like, and then the more limited their sport is, especially with jujitsu. and I had parked. Yeah, like your body's telling you this is not a good good situation that was happening and it's like this old man i'm like fuck this Wrong place at the wrong time. like he freaked out you know where i

38:10 Me too. And then you come up to like a fucking hipster having a seizure. Just fucking dangerous. Weaving in and out of traffic and the guy just stops his bike because i don't think people realize that with bikers turns and looks at the guy and not this you could just hear he meant this he's like We don't have to, like, feel it. Because the shit goes down.

41:12 and he was supposed to go and fight George St. Pierre, and she's in a car in front of you you don't even have to worry about hurting her feelings I hate driving, so I'm chanting to relax. Yeah, it's so weird, man. Small communities are nicer. I was, because like, you know the inception at birth thing that just got overturned? You're talking to the side of the, no, no, the logo on the front of the mic.

43:19 See it? So, yeah, man, it's like personhood at conception. I need another water. There you go. Ooh, that sounds so much better. Hello. There you go. You're back. So, yeah, man. It's like personhood at conception. They have an exact word for it. So they were trying to pass that, in it was a measure that didn't get voted for. I mean, you're taking a baby, and you're sucking it out of your pussy with a vacuum.

44:58 where it should happen. You know about those, right? I don't see it. If it was outside and I jabbed it in front of you and then chopped it up into pieces, you'd be like, you just killed the baby. That doesn't make sense. can and can't do with your body you know it seems like you're killing a baby but i guess you should you know? it should all, did you see rick berry stumble yeah it was awesome it was such hilarious it was

48:00 is it yeah that's number one but rick perry's you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet kind of guy. I mean, you can't. 100 i know there's way better methods now than there've ever been before when you include genetics Yeah. You're Sharia on that. Yeah. Perfect example of justifiable homicides. So punk forms and there's like a group death metal and that's all they think about his death that he goes back to his house puts a gun

51:40 who was his competitor, so so he gets like not life sentence is the movie brian how is i'm noticing this before we play this You can only get 27 years no matter what you do. Say the guy's name again. What does it say? And someone wanted to kill him. Look at that grin. That's because fucking prison in Norway is like a country club. Is it really? and get an attempt at the ill-fitting reformation rather than revenge like in the united states it's like exacting punishment we must punish you

55:00 in england like this is crazy like this is so different than America yeah the way people act the way people behave the crowds they're just so that we have today, to take Do you think that that would ever possibly work? Timothy Leary was doing it with Alpert. fix a person's deep psychic problems this could do it if was if it was done the right way you know

56:48 so maybe that's the key. are all these studies when they get to do these, your control group where are you getting your where you're getting your group from that you're man and it's a good point because all those people if they take mushrooms their life's Other people can just kind of brush it off, and they don't seem to give a fuck. this and then after it's over you you know you sort of assess whatever you've kind of absorbed

59:35 I mean I've taken like – I took a really powerful dose and tried to have a conversation with the girl I was taking it with, and I sounded like a schizophrenic. it just felt like this beautiful moment where it was like the universe is Just shit? praise say his name dude do you want to hear my podcast prayer yeah i do but uh i wanted to ask that are accusing that study of wrecking his brain,

1:01:54 they tried to cover the fact that kaczynski was a part of their uh their studies because it's a who was targeting all these various people that were involved in technology and fucking blowing That was like the sketch that they had of him. He's like, oh, this is my crazy ass and technology was the enemy to uh take over and technology mean it's like there he

1:04:37 What about MKUltra? Yeah. Sure. If you would think that LSD, you just need a tiny amount of LSD. Did you try it, Duncan? Than killing them. Have you ever met a guy that likes bad trips? People pretend they like terror. friend were leaving and this girl walks this girl's like crying and standing by herself and All of a sudden, she's back to normal. writhing and going back into my mother i came from her womb strapped yeah they had to man she's

1:08:39 That's the problem with drugs being illegal. Has anybody gone crazy because of anything else? I got there so easy, and it's so much more vibrant than this world, that it's very difficult that world of hallucination, think you you might be some seeing something that is there but you just can't see normally real big problems differentiating uh virtual reality from actual reality and there's going

1:11:16 It's gonna taste good. how do you know when you're not playing anymore this is hippie talk man oh fuck yeah smelling salts which is what huh what's going on where am i yeah That was, for me, it got really, really surreal and weird. I was like, holy shit. Then there was business class, which was still really nice. It's like Titanic shit. There was a guy who was trying to get through.

1:14:16 drives you to the security check-in. Yeah. You're awesome in that Matt Damon movie, man. One hour further or something. and it's also, of super wealthy people they're like they they don't even fucking know about occupy wall street they don't oh that's ridiculous Okay, so the kids are in the front of the crowd, and they can't even go anywhere. Brian, you have really got a great studio going on here.

1:17:28 Look at him. They're just beating them. This small group of men has to face this gigantic horde of unarmed people. I mean, they're coming at you, This guy? Yeah, what are they doing here? It's not a good way to hold people down. That's mean. at these protests who are being violent and pressing charges against them This is so surreal to me that this is happening right now.

1:21:24 believe that they're thinking about the new world order or protecting globalization it feels like stuck they're they're there's there end of the day, they're stuck. It wasn't like they were in danger activists at these fucking things these things are magnets for chaos they're magnets for various I looked at it. And the photos are fucking trippy, dude.

1:23:55 quick. All of a sudden, there's protests he's a fucking disgusting fucking pig a useless cowardly human who's been hired by evil people They're used to dealing with criminals. because then even though those people technically aren't committing any crimes other than loitering You're talking about those guys that are doing that. heads you've ruined the whole thing and you're a cop man and you are the enemy

1:26:55 Well, no. this up or make it start cia guys or fuck guys girlfriends yeah that sucks that would suck with all these hippies. CIA dick-slinging experts. Like like they show up at gang bangs mr johnson These hippie girls have got to be fucked. un-fucking-balanced people that would work fuck them into submission yeah send send a bunch of guys like they actually can come in a pattern that indicates they were there.

1:29:58 Go use the bathroom, man. Over there. We talked about it on one of the And then somebody said that now Ashton gave his Twitter account I don't think you don't know. Apparently, you know, I talked to people that were, People are like, Yeah. and he goes uh maybe maybe he said maybe yeah it was like yeah um i don't know uh maybe maybe i did There's no question about it, man.

1:33:33 You're banging little boys. If that was your son, that's one thing. does everybody not go what the fuck is going on with this guy there's something there has to be like, you know, it wasn't there, and her cousins who were all molested by the same guy. It's amazing. shouldn't call her hooker she's probably a nice girl well endowed little night dirty cunt you know something along those lines and it made me laugh because it was ridiculous

1:36:37 I think Nevada, where that fucking dude, that 51-year-old dude got- Wait. We're going to do another podcast tonight, folks. in Pasadena, stage two, So we're going to be doing a lot more podcasts from here. I'm giving you a teaser. Did you see her on Dr. Drew? Like, I can't see through this muscle. It's ridiculous's i don't know like they really built it up even the whole time they're

1:38:46 mom. Oh, Jesus! What was her name? I'm trying to remember. But in general, don't you think that outside of that, which I think is, like, sociologically that's like the words they use to sell porn. people have to work. Mr. Herman Cain with your fucking unwanted massages. that's uh to me that's like that how it should be it should be joyful it converts it's like it's

1:41:47 Well, this drive. that runs your body. and to calm them down. Put it away. You've got to shame them. It's it's dirty stop it put it away put it away you he believes that psychedelic mushrooms and the eating of them was responsible for the doubling of the human brain size over a period of two million years huge huge mystery in the they were just all of them like naked half naked some were dressed some some didn't participate

1:44:33 Thank you. Won't you live with me? How does she feel about this? who can't be with them. Imagine if you felt like that now. There's countless songs that that's the main message is that then it's over Bison meat. That's what you need to do. And squats. to them fuck the shit out of them the end if they leave they leave you go hey you know i did my best

1:47:31 Turn around, bright eyes. And he had some badass records. You sing terrible. why does this guy want to depress me like this? the thing is this is where people get confused that one guy james taylor did it right yeah and make it through the night like how do you not make it through the night from you're not Like they're going to war or something. and you don't feel like it's valid.

1:50:45 But then you listen to like James Taylor I seen fire and I seen rain. Rogan? I don't know. Black Keys all the way. combined it with me talking about dmt that's cool yeah it's pretty dope his songs are trippy man one Is that what you would consider rave music? It's kind of like ambient rave music or something it's but yeah some of It can get gross. Yeah.

1:53:18 and maybe I'm not remembering it right, You know, almost people like them because they're too good a pop song. I don't even know that song. You ever heard that song, I Want to Be a Rock Star? You can't say. have a strong opinion about them they also seem like you know there's certain They've got some good stripper songs. i don't believe this nickelback guy i think this guy is just like it's insincere so you think it's

1:55:57 I mean, as real and scratchy as you can get, that shit in the background you know they got that's real music man and then you got you know They're just, they're purely imitative. if he still says it or says it all the time holograms you've heard him say that hologram Yeah, well, I think it's all going through the internet. You saw this thing with this kid?

1:58:23 This is a new kid. or do that in their lifetime. That's hilarious. He's a prodigy. I don't think this is him. It's butthole in his searches. Come on, man. It's not coming down. But if you just Google 12-year-old composed 12 oh shit what happened Was it just a commercial? There's a composer studying at New York's renowned Juilliard School How's that possible well Jay told us he

2:02:37 when it isn't it's involuntary i suppose so yeah, yeah. Like the beating of the heart. Jay composes so rapidly that he often crashes the computer. His mother, Orna, is an Israeli-born painter. Yeah. But he knew he wanted one. The sound of the city has to be shut out manually, on a full scholarship. No choice, right? When you first hear this tune start to rise in your head, what happens?

2:07:39 Wow, I'd be like, that poor Tim. and decided that everything would be kind of interesting upside down and backwards. Jay's written five at the age of 12. What a strange thing to be fucking awesome at. I was thinking. You want to make some money? He's got that whack-ass old laptop. But if that kid had been born in the wrong family, been reincarnated you see like the wounds that killed it?

2:10:00 No. It's up my asshole. Oh, snap, son. Now I just do it for fun because people get so mad. you made a point of saying it all the time. will keep a joke going And Brian would make There's thousands of those pictures. eddie bravo and david lee roth he's taking a picture of david lee roth and i'm in the background The guy that's making those cases, those hemp bags, on his website, he has a menu.

2:12:05 Yeah, those hemp bags are great. Yeah, it's really cool. What's it called again? Still, I'm psyched. Oh, really? He can't help it. He can't help it. Al Magical? And there's the Joey Diaz couch over there. you will get 15% off. trying that i like 5htp something uh neil brennan told me about you ever try it um yeah i did i It's in the stuff called Sam E, right?

2:15:05 And try that new mood shit as well. And we might as well do them here because there's more room and Joey can scream and shout. out to that mad bad world song and the audience is singing along to it it's really cool man and And it's really kind of chilling. And the fact that you guys all dig it makes it much, much better. We love you.