Joe Rogan Experience #1560 — Mike Baker Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day Yeah, Steve Rinella was here yesterday, It's not like this. A dick bone. Yeah, yeah, a walrus dick. The elections were Tuesday. So Al Gore and his lawyers, the DNC, they carried that in 2000. Yeah, no, I see where you're going with it. or if you were in the media and you've been just throwing that crap around about the Russian collusion and happily doing it for the past four years,

3:45 Under who? Right. So they've got the House, the GOP has the Senate, Biden, Harris, you know, they win if they win. And those are both in Georgia. Those are both No, that sounds terrible. Was he Speaker of the House? Eight fucking years. But I think, look, my favorite, it's the irony, right? for people that mass generalize entire political parties like that it's so stupid republicans are

8:29 you're having at starbucks you got to be a little bit better at being self-aware and also recognizing This is left. I always spill. It's quite a few. I mean, that's a very good point. Oh, God. The election was on Tuesday. Is that what it is? No, that is, okay, that's true. I mean, if you look at it, you don't see a lot of avenues for success on this one.

11:22 in the Philadelphia area or Allegheny will be for Biden. because the problem up there, and maybe there's no fucking fraud. You have to, it's like an The idea that, oh, my God, we got to get in there because they got WMD fiasco from Iraq. The idea that, oh my God, we got to get in there because Pennsylvania said about ballots and when you can count the ballots up until what time,

14:16 sides, once again, both, you know, it's, you know, the truth is always, you know, we talked This is proven? How could you read it 25 feet away? or discarding ballots because a person's died previous to the election. cover for action, right? If I'm doing surveillance on some target, right, And a lot of busy, a lot of people coming and going, You set somebody down there with a couple of pieces of luggage

18:12 No. but they did what they always do. Maybe there's an avenue that's always blocked up. Maybe there's a turn that they have to come to a complete stop. And so that was a choke point. it's deceptive like you're what you're describing is deceptive well what i'm saying is they the It's because with Cover for Action, just like with looking at the voting and saying, okay,

21:22 You don't have to stop and go, excuse me, what are you doing here? What is that? Which, if you think about it, is not bad, because if on election day you wake up and Because you just had a really terrible debate. I don't think she had one single press conference. She had appearances, right? W. joking i am joking that's a terrible joke i just went with it maybe ross perot people were really

24:27 yeah I had to dig this up last night so weird because it's it's clearly It's like a Ponzi scheme. You've got the never Trumpers. and we're going to make sure that we fight for all the Democratic candidates, and we're going to fight this thing and we're going to make sure that we fight for all the the uh the democratic candidates and we're going to get uh we're going to get trump out of

27:02 and how much of it actually goes and is used for things like actual ads. I'd love to see how much money got ended up in their pockets, Did I dislike Trump enough to vote for the potential policies that are coming down the where policies and the direction draw this you talk to somebody on the left and they'll say, oh my God, it's the death of the republic we've

29:47 And it also gives everybody a much clearer understanding of the reality of what it means of people were horrified by, and then a lot of people again on the right kind of cheered. That doesn't, yeah, that doesn't help anybody. And so now when the other side's like, ah, we're kind of concerned about some of the Yeah. No, Texas mattered. Are you kidding me?

32:10 But I think, look, the polls got it all wrong. But, look, again, whether there is or isn't, if you've got legitimate grievance, The Republican Party. No. And it's not going to happen in Philadelphia if you say, okay, we're going to toss out these and we're never ever going to see this many mail-in ballots again. Like, that seems pretty easy to me. And so they'll just like lock in, they'll take 10 seconds of somebody taking an empty

35:52 Going back to what I said before, you can't just, you can't build your argument on shit. Under observation. You're supposed to have both parties have the ability to have a mentor. Here's what I'm ready to talk about like it's gospel, even though I have no evidence whatsoever, Let the legal teams do it because they're citing it. get 100 yeah who made this jamie snopes no? No local Milwaukee news. More communist bullshit?

38:34 No, Joe Biden did not get 100% of all Milwaukee absentee ballots. The Federalist. They care. None of the networks called these states didn't want to vote early it's like a uh sense of pride type thing well look trump did you know make a big deal The mail-in votes were already overwhelmingly slanted towards Democrats. You wake up in the morning and you get screwed.

42:05 This is the same people that have their fucking Twitter profile picture with a mask on. Yeah. No, but it's... there are people who wear it proudly, like the early days of adopting and driving a Prius, right? Especially when they're doing it by themselves. it's preposterous it doesn't make any sense. Also, I've been tested, and it's I met the governor.

44:17 And when young Jamie fucked off because he decided to go party, Actually a roller derby. so it's quite a while um so there was a week where i was elk hunting so we were we were gone um and jamie probably got it the weekend i It was hot as shit That he had the cooties Yeah. People are like, he's an anti-masker. It makes you feel good. it makes other people comfortable. I think some of the virus... Listen,

47:25 Yeah. Get this. China has banned visitors from England. Now it's problematic. I know Greece was allowing American travelers for a while. right? And there was almost nobody on this thing. Do they allow people to take their mask off while That's fantastic. You can wear it In between meals, how it's become normal. I was thinking about that yesterday walking around

49:28 Right. Hey, Joe Rogan. But there'll be some fan. The police won't have a car in that situation. Yeah. Hey, Joe Rogan. And I'll look over and see... You shouldn't be allowed to vote. Yeah. But I've seen people up there running running and it's not like you're running Pump up your volume. They're all assholes. Yeah, nobody's taking away your freedoms.

52:12 Not equally. For sure. And you want to kick them in the balls. Yeah. Then she spit in his face. Not only that, he wasn't even saying anything to you. but it's just this thing where you're supposed to hate the cops because of You don't go spitting in another firefighter's face because my fucking dog burnt to death But it's like all groups. But you don't look at every doctor and go, you piece of shit.

56:03 You can make that argument. No, nobody ever puts – I mean, if you're a state trooper and you pull somebody over on the highway and you're walking up there, you have no idea what the fuck's about to happen. Part of it is the way that we're about it, and they're finding people that agree with them, be dealing with very well. Look, I mean, I mean, that was the general tone from some folks out in social media just saying, well,

57:50 There's a lot of things that people are voting for. was getting more support and that the funding for the military was going to increase substantially was 2016 they didn't trust her because of that was 2016. They didn't trust her because of that. the term they use sometimes, reimagining policing as a community effort it doesn't mean you're racist and then on top of that what is biden really support like what is he

1:00:09 Look, I mean, I don't doubt that he's a good person. Court's out of whack. Enough already. Because that's one of the things you do with comedy, is you make things more ridiculous Corn Pop's going to say, I'm here to tell you that story's true. Those kids were just having a good time. at things that i think are funny but you're not supposed to think are funny or you're not supposed

1:03:10 My friend Tom Segura was like, damn, she's got a lot of comic in her. And, you know, I'm thinking, okay. what are you gonna do for both And so I don't have a problem. I feel like it's better if they hear it in the house. You start the car. get to tell you what to do you never get to tell them what to do right kids get resentful of that he'll come up

1:05:56 Then you have to take their soul. going to be- Time to start lifting. Yeah. and take turns shooting at me. You don't have to put in your kids, That he's thinking about doing that before he leaves? She's top notch. We're going to do these things. But less crazy? I don't think so. Leon Panetta was a good example, right? They were in a think tank for a long time. They were writing policy papers, and maybe they were on a national security staff somewhere.

1:09:55 would they fantastic at one of the greatest people I've ever known William I mean, Gates is a good example of that. and that's why i say it it's it changes sometimes you get you get uh people like that that may come Because then there's all these growing pains, Here's an objective analysis assessment of what this means. Here are your options. And you have

1:12:40 Right. I trust him more now for some strange reason. So when you say too deep in politics, meaning they did things that weren't necessarily the correct things to do, I need you to be loyal. And Comey was like, excuse me? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think politically, if, you know, assuming that Vice President Biden becomes President-elect Biden, No, it's just a rumor he's going to get rid of everyone.

1:15:10 You know, so I mean, my daughter works in D.C., and she's in a political position, But I think it goes regardless of who that person is. I'm not sure what that is. Yeah. The feet moving? Look at this. no no i mean he's uh like i said he's almost too much for look at that in the mouth look at that that this is something that's going to kill us all. The tone of coverage?

1:18:14 They're going to wait, wait, wait, wait, open it back up. And they're fighting that in California. you've got these two Senate seats, right? If two of them, even if there's just one. And it's, oh, things are turning around now. OAN. You see how a lot of conservatives have turned on Fox like a fucking heartbeat. What's wrong with the direction? How dare he?

1:21:33 And certainly, that might make more sense. Yeah. Give me some odds. Does he have to win or does he have to run? Give me the odds Okay John Kasich has a good chance. But I thought he was supporting Biden. But the libertarians, that's no place to land. That's what he said back in 2017. Who knows? 2024, let me get this right. Yeah. for the overall winner

1:24:37 Trump isn't even on the list. this bro trump is 33 to one oh my god but the problem i got with this is look we got 330 some You want somebody you recognize. good speaker, even though he seems a bit loony. I would like to get him alone. I'd like to in the commercial world. Sure. kind of rise to the challenge. they're the same thing and the Ali Act forbids that for boxing.

1:27:21 He has some really good suggestions about cops, too. He says smart things. In terms of a crisis, yeah. Yeah. And I think it got away from them. I mean, going back a decade or so, there were issues. But if you suggested that it came perhaps from this lab, you are some sort of a conspiracy because if you examine the virus there's so many things that point to the fact this virus has been

1:30:49 How do we, why is there so many questions about so many things, minutes ago i was negative everybody gets scared if you sneeze i know people look at you like or trying to see where it was going to go. essentially most of the world that doesn't't benefit anybody. It doesn't seem like that would... I don't see a logical reason that that virus escaped from a lab.

1:33:09 risks facing our company. And then we have to create a crisis management plan in case of this but then the ball shifts. respond like yeah no one knew what it was like the conspiracy theories that they knew all about it For a couple of days. My blood is going to be used to solve the problem. Could you imagine? melania you're being an idiot are you sure she's wearing sunglasses she's uh she's obviously a lady

1:35:58 has been on the podcast before, created the Of course they can. Especially with the goggles. my uh my it's so funny that it's such a fucking conspiracy. sort of the press concerns of the job of First Lady. Her staff, my wife says, absolutely adores Here it is. I'm sorry. Look at this. That's a rubber nose. That's a fake nose. See, that's what I'm saying.

1:38:47 our disguise unit. And so the ability to operate on the streets or out in the open, yeah. I don't really think it's Melania's double. That movie was fantastic. that people forgot about they could show dicks amazing off. Terrence and Phillip. They're the greatest comedy producers of all time. i was uh living in north hollywood for about a year and then i moved to encino so when i was

1:41:31 Yeah, it's called It was the funniest I was like, a year after the show came out is when the movie came out. not much did you see the documentary on how they make it yeah that's brilliant what's called seven News radio, the sitcom that I was on, the writers would employ a similar tactic. is getting delirious from fatigue. and you would have got a good night's sleep.

1:43:33 Okay. Did it shut off? than medication and SSRIs. Yeah, and again, this idea that, like how did they and gave a little presser next stimulus bill I'm not, again, you know me, I'm not a conspiracy guy, And they took advantage in certain cases of it, right? It just shows you how dirty politics are. And they would be saying, we're going to investigate, and we're not giving a concession speech.

1:46:46 why we need mushrooms yeah everybody's gonna realize like we're we're not that far apart in even though it's not like you asked to be American. like they, or didn't vote, you know, for Biden. But he came out, and he wrote this bullshit article or op-ed And I meant that jokingly. You can tell us. But he was, right? I'm not... Oh, in college. you can drive for Uber,

1:49:55 You think so? Beyond that. Anyway, I didn't mean to call anonymous the fuck with. it pumps up the story of course and people don't tell everybody what he said he i mean it's a Yeah. You sound good. You're talking about someone who works So if you're going to, if you're going to finish up with the outfit and you get out The idea that you come out, and you had an unsatisfactory experience, and you want to

1:52:52 They might be connected. and all of these political movements that seem to be deteriorating the trust in law enforcement running some campaign to take down America. No offense there. Yeah, he does look like that. 80? Does it say how much money he's given away? See, that's part of it. What do you call it? So... Well, that sounds good. It does sound good, doesn't it?

1:56:36 Right. And if it's difficult to find that information out, give your money somewhere else, right? Everybody loves... No, I'm not saying that he did it by himself. What about the bullet? I guess my point, though, before we on the percentage chance I understand. That shot through two people, shattered bone in the wrist of Connolly. But I guess, again, going back to the bigger point, if I had one.

2:00:09 Like this. Yeah. Yeah. And people go, oh, the bullet's way more distorted than that. That particular image is bullet that shattered bone. It's just not. The bullet's way more distorted There's not a chance Okay. So many people have these sort of simplistic portraits of the world Bullet fired through a goat, most closely duplicating Connolly's chest wounds.

2:02:56 wound ballistic for the U.S. Army who a hundred goats until i got a bullet exactly this is what we're looking for even then i think it's horse nearly as much damage it would be far less effective and they would re-engineer the bullet to to have more Oh, of course, yeah. Fragment of a bullet that fatally wounded the president wasn't even lined up right.

2:05:27 have made that shot. I could have And not just one shot. I think they could have that is easy Right, right. more cash than the kid probably, or the guy I probably ever saw. It's just, there's too many I would never say I'm not a conspiracy guy because I love conspiracies. because it makes you look like a fool. They lied about a tax on America so that they can get us into the Vietnam War. That's a conspiracy. That's a proven conspiracy. They lied about attacks on America so that they can get us into the Vietnam War.

2:08:51 a conspiracy. This was all during that same time period. The problem is the term. And so I like those conspiracies. because it was actually during the pandemic where the Pentagon came out. It's a sketchy. I'm struggling to remember the guy's name. This guy has actually still got a business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think the most interesting thing that the government has come out and said

2:12:07 it is and also how it was blocking their tracking devices which is uh technically it's an act of war Got to close it down. We finally got to that. slow this time. But yeah, you can, you know, legally get them during the course of an investigation. But with military Oh, yeah, absolutely. Right. But if you don't have security, you don't have the Manhattan Project.

2:15:35 at the, the effort that they make in terms of stealing, uh, our intellectual property and I don't think. He also was listed in a newspaper article when he put a jet engine in a Honda that he was a physicist at Los Alamos Labs, and he was a propulsion expert. all this information with the general scientific community. guys in, and no one ever gets it. Right, which is what

2:18:01 Americans working here in the U.S. in potentially sensitive positions. You know, this idea that we're all working together, you know, and this is just what We can't risk losing this information, so we got to lock it down to the degree we can. no, they definitely aren't holding on to some propulsion system that isn't of this world or whatever. Is that it?

2:19:46 I'd let the government know right now. No, we're doing... It is... He's telling everybody. flying and pilots and the fact that you always have the same two pilots working together, And it's not like it wasn't picked up on radar. every few weeks. We have no idea. insane rate of speed to the point where they couldn't track actually under the water. Yeah. Some dolphin, dolphin looking up,

2:23:15 Here's a good example. I think they'd look at us and go like, okay, it's some rudimentary life, but- We're nothing more than a butterfly. use flint tools we would study them hard we would be fascinated we would even if they were like oh and visited a couple years ago and they lit him up with arrows remember that guy i remember that that if aliens came here from another planet,

2:25:42 think that's pretty fucking advanced. They would know that or wherever the fuck they are. And I thought it wasn't a good ad for Tesla, frankly. So you've turned it around. Yeah. bring those mirrors in. Because I'd completely forgotten. He'd be fine. I know We've got now Yeah, because I still get those. Really? know it's like a two-week-old kitten we've been bottle feeding this thing now for the past two

2:29:08 Those cats, you know how many birds those domestic cats kill? And while... And he has stuffed cats, cats yeah i used to work on a sheep station out in Australia in the middle of nowhere. Like, look at this. and this gentleman... Well, is there more than one way to skin a cat then? pretty fucking mean. detrimental effects of Agriculture, people are going

2:32:34 inside an alligator down there but that's a place Yeah. Yeah, and it was kind of strange. Imagine, These are things that people are trying to kill. In Florida, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Crocodile skin. people coming from out of out of state we get that happening in idaho people coming in from out of I'm sure things will be fine here if I continue that.

2:35:34 And he makes some very good points, and a lot of other people do too. you know, maybe I want to pursue that idea, right? And see whether I can turn it into a business. You could see suddenly a business-friendly state starting to turn. like the way it's always been here. Yeah. I don't know about the hippies. You don't have to be the fastest one. middle of this area.

2:38:38 to read the Constitution finally, or I'm going to learn a new language or whatever. He's trying to make it work. What does he try to do? to punch it into an app, right? Compile all compile all that, it takes all the photos, it formats it all into a preset format or one of those, and their drivers are constantly... It's a real problem, because it involves the perpetrators, right?

2:41:12 It goes to the company. Yeah, with their time and, again, that entrepreneurial spirit that I just banged on about. What were you doing, surveillance?, I was an assistant to a private investigator. I didn't know that. What were you doing? Surveillance? to the end. oh, to people what that is. Never went to AA or anything. Just got I'm just answering this ad.

2:42:59 And so I get to hang out with this guy, and most of what we did was insurance fraud. injury and she was getting money on the side and there was a lot of that there was a lot of people I mean, technology has made it easier and better to some degree. you gotta do something about this now like i gave you your information like get the fuck out of here It's a tough world.

2:45:16 Oh, yeah. Full head of hair. there was a witness to the accident and the the the cop spilt his coffee on the paper and they didn't get the license Was she okay and he would say well you know she had uh the you know l5 herniated disc i had that Good for you. She had us over. Yeah, it's elicitation, right? He loved it. He loved the work. He loved it.

2:47:59 Well, shit. Yeah. Yeah. No. There it is. what he eats and what he's happy he was happy as a fake fat yeah yeah so he can just like slap on Oh, God. If you had a bet, if you had money on the table. and so i think it would be you know again that's and that's sort of the uh that's kind of like the Right. investigation. Do I think we're investigating it? Yeah, sure. Do I think there's some element out

2:52:18 aliens. Like, if there within the Pentagon was because, again, it's a national security issue, right? Again, going back to what you were talking about before, is there a need for secrets? Obviously, I don't know much about national security. But if I did, I would say, I don't know if people could handle it. how bad would they freak out? United States and elsewhere, manipulate that information and fuck with people over it.

2:54:48 There would be a run on tinfoil, no doubt. Yeah, we're all in this together. we were visited, if we received a threat from another planet, how quickly we would put aside He's not coming right out and telling us. The universe is too old. Yeah. There are hundreds of billions of galaxies in the known universe. Does that even register? to think that we're the only intelligent life in this entire setup,

2:58:57 can travel here instantaneously from anywhere in the universe why would they give a fuck who the They're pretty fucked up. To me, it just strikes me as odd that someone would be so definite and say, no, that's it. election thing. Let's just all this process is going to work it out, right? Between, what is it, December 8th and December 14th to go on until December 12th or 13th, but there is an ending to it.

3:01:53 Either he continues or we get a Yes. And that's left and right. So the Dems know the importance of this. So anyway, that's where people should be focused. Yes, yes. pretty good up there we're getting the numbers spike a little bit but you know people are And I think they're attributing that to people wearing masks, And it's just, yeah, we'll get back to normal.

3:04:49 Thank you, man. We start filming the second season in January. Dick Canes. Goodbye, everybody.