Joe Rogan Experience #1567 — Donnell Rawlings & Dave Chappelle Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. Take me to your river I think he's Louisiana's where he's from. You wear, Jamie? I go, take me to your river. No. I know what a gator is. Or people. Yep, it's accepted by anything. You said you don't like me. She likes your weed. I got a new dog. She's adorable. Come here, honey. She's adorable. She doesn't know what coffee is.

3:45 And that's how I got my motherfucking thumb shot the fuck off. Mm-hmm. Come on. what happened i got shot that's usually any of any of my other friends who've been shot if i said paths crossed we found in a situation where those energies came together we was like how are we I'm better. didn't have to do any surgery and tendons or anything like that nope i got lucky i have a

6:23 It's true. But we didn't think it was spoiled because that was what was going on. I wouldn't be discriminated against or whatever. Right. His people said it was outdoors. But what does it represent? You're the first person. well i just suggested it probably a good idea for everybody yeah but they but it was good for understand is that like you could literally create your own bubble.

9:42 It's a little harder than that for most people because but most people mean state for state most people in terms of like just people's To get it done. And most of those aren't giving you the results immediately. the idea of the bubble first started, you don't have to be a millionaire to create a safe bubble for you She's not trying to kill herself jumping.

11:23 She's the most adorable little dog I've ever seen. She knows her two brothers and sisters. That dog don't look like a Spar Pitbull. Yeah, she's ferocious. Don't let that fucking sad's a toy chihuahua. Those toy pit bulls are cute little dogs. Yeah, she's ferocious. The smaller ones are the little demons. We went to a guy who raised them for fighting.

12:44 The black one. Because most dogs, do they go get birds? They'll hold the pig. hand like up yeah it's kind of fucked oh so that experience is all about the dog it's the dog you're probably going to go hungry so so there's that and then the other thing is these are invasive captain cook uh he used to go to islands and they would drop off animals so that the next time they

16:11 back for weeks and weeks and weeks and you don't have to worry about refrigeration or them yeah his hand he always helped people's baby mothers with fucking changing their brake pads and shit Yeah. Medium? Medium rare. My jujitsu instructor eats it well done. Not at all. Right. Honestly. But again, I said, I think you should order something else. I said,

19:54 I was judgy. cheeseburger for the most part that's going to be well done yeah black people want to see the pink And the inside, you don't have to worry about it unless it's rotten. like i know this is a white people get a kick out of like the rarest they can order a steak like the Every time you post an elk picture, it's like you can't just show the meat.

21:51 What I'm trying to do is show that it's cooked perfectly, Wait a minute, Joe. You well respect it, right? But you're proud of the color of it. And they were like, this is what you can make. No, I said it the same way I said you got shot. But the way you looked at me, you looked me up and down. what I've heard that could be is one of the most same temperature the entire time that's the art of barbecuing but when i hear barbecue i think

23:50 They know how to do it here, phenomenal. They started beefing with each other, literally. Somebody gave up the secret sauce. if they came up and they make their own smokers. and opening the flues make sure it's at a perfect temperature and then you got the smoker which is off to the side and they're moving meat around because it's hotter Yeah, neck meat.

26:03 There's a little bit of fat on the outside of them, but there's no fat in the meat at all. I know that because you never post regular steak pictures. But the elk is like i have an intimate not even need surgery, able to get the bullet fragments out. How does it feel? we never took advantage of stage time had a certain capacity now they got to trim Right.

29:15 when they don't know they have it I'm not a mask or a non-masker. I ran into an old lady at the grocery store. She's about to have an asthma attack. I'm getting a couple of items. She had a mask, everything. I do Apple Pay. I know but I wouldn't talk about your fucking outside yeah show my face over my phone and i went to pay and then when that happened

32:23 she's some people are just like real sticklers for shit. Yelled at her. It's like, and that's the fine line. Then they get mad because you're not listening to the rules. In between bites of food. to put into a person like what their thoughts? A politician? Yeah. Not much. You know what? Our act is to make people laugh. And even with this last election, whoever you decide you like, appreciate, whatever.

34:57 what has he done with his feet and what have you done with so I know you were I was going to make like they've been through it the right foot's big toe damn that right foot's big toe if you showed me that if you cut out like ouch the right foot's big toe if you did that don't show me anything He knows how to force himself to do shit that hurts. God damn, son.

36:27 and shit that's a satellite you want to see blood and pus come out of that motherfucker i know your That's why people like him are so important because he'll tell you. Because I was talking about I can't drink no shit with my antibiotics I force myself in all the stuff that I do. before I put them bitches on. I opened up my own store, right? I know it sounds weird

38:57 You don't have to read it Feel me? Yo, you laughing, son? herself real real slow she hadn't been on the pandemic in a while and she was like she was business how long ago I started I've been working on the formula for two years scroll down look at it sounds like it's good for your muscles too if it's good it's good for everything So the only thing I have from what I usually make is that 5%, and that ain't enough for shit.

41:51 Next summer, you think? You know what I'm saying? Just think about ventilators. ventilators are actually a bad idea from Yale. It is controllable. make money like yeah think about the comedy scene when we thought like the only place that tells It's a different experience. Nigga! Stop with the dings. Shut your phone's ding off, man. He's got a deadly three-pointer, and he runs.

44:30 You do the jail workouts, sir. He doesn't talk a lot. Like, Rain Man shit. What I'm saying is, to go back to your point joe is everybody's talking about the end of corona Jake Tapper and all those people on TV just like, motherfucker, I can't believe this. Joe. All of them are fake. is another thing about the media if you didn't understand, whatever party you agree with, whatever, if you don't understand how easy it is to manipulate the media, Joe, it is so, so simple.

47:07 You can make things happen. That's what I believe, motherfucker. Did you ever think of not posting it? You know what I'm saying? and be honest I think you're just looking Don't try to. Some people thought they did. I will say one thing white people do they'd attack each other. They were just scared. I was a part of that. They had no competition at first.

50:50 to this guy or listen to her or listen to what i'll tell people people i don't even fucking know That's what's called famine thinking. Everybody come aboard. I want everybody to be be happy i want everybody to make money i want I'm in a position to be generous, so I'm generous. No, people that don't like me, they'll say something. What are you talking about?

52:36 They was saying shit like this, and I don't read the comments, Joe. I don't think anybody will ever understand the camaraderie that we all have. this what pandemic i get to spend more time with my kids i get to spend more time with my kids I'd have no income coming in. But saw the future too son you i said this to you before like when you I didn't think like, I know this is going to blow up.

54:29 I do what I like. fuck bitches all the time. Do you think And when you're in any sign This is beyond that now. Certain people need filters. The first time he did it, he was obnoxious. whatever numbers you say the loser of this election still won breaking the record i know Yo, It was like, you could make an argument. That's it. Well, if he... Whereas Biden, I don't think people love Biden.

58:15 But they're not excited about him the way they're excited about Obama or excited about Clinton or excited about a million other presidents in the past. These old stories that they're repeating over and over again. That's important to me. That's what I'm saying. That's what they did they already started They're going to be able to work together Told you, son!

1:00:01 There you go. There's a video of Lindsey Graham and Kamala Harris fist bumping each other. You know, she was a district attorney. girl right looking up to something you know we see that shadow with her standing there and the they're trying to win a game and it gets dirty when i tell you what they're trying When you let people play a game, anytime you let people play a game,

1:02:53 particularly laws but laws are the word how do i win with these words right here right no matter and people have done that in the past and that's when things get real squirrely because like okay Threatening moms with they would go to jail if their son was truant. because she's a single mom trying to get by It's called evolution. killing it under him, he's like, look, it's killing it.

1:05:27 done is done the election's over maybe you were a tulsi gabbard fan like myself maybe you like around for not enough for you to say nigga when you leave it nigga i don't think there's any They uncovered two different things for Trump, like four or five hundred for Trump, like $400 or $500 for Trump. Who told you that story? Millions in the percentage.

1:08:08 Well, this is the point. How do you make a joke? For anybody that wants to participate, but the only thing that would stop them is if they're gonna go outside and risk their lives right so Tell this motherfucker that the corona is out here. They probably shook it off being up to par. a bunch of experimental shit. don't know if that's feasible at the moment like they got to make the money

1:10:27 You could get a ton of your money, right? You know what I'm saying? You need the third one. been proven that it works and and I talk to doctors, Yeah. going to die from aspirin or they're going to get really sick from aspirin it's the same with If you got a real disease. understand how you could ignore that because it's convenient as long as Well you guys get IVs all the time

1:14:13 You did it too You was on it hard And I saw your ass. Yeah, well, the glutathione was amazing. that was probably one of the things that um made that uh experience so amazing Like, they was looking for a Rachel Ray casserole dish I had for like a week. camaraderie that sense of community nature yeah city slickers they were calling me a city slicker Listen, Joe.

1:16:51 and shit, son. Jamie, get that. Yo, I fell in love. But people's like, I don't know if we can put that on T-shirts. They're looking at it from a market brand point, right? And I like that for the streets, right? But people's like, I don't know if we can put that on t-shirts. Did you go fishing at all when you guys were down there? Nature, nigga. I know exactly.

1:18:34 That's crazy. What's today? You got to look at a little brochure I had a kayak. He had a kayak. on my bike and me fishing for crawdads with my dad when I was younger building ramps, jumping ramps on my bike, I got to bring this little motherfucker to the river. don't even know if it's fair for me to have this much fun and although how great the summer was

1:20:33 Don't tell me. you could do some wild shit when we were going out every day tal Talib Kweli, right? He thinks he's a river nigga, right? It was like... but I'm sure there's got to be a competition. sir that's gonna get you some wop if you're looking for wop do a tin skipper sir you know That's right. it's a level what do you think would happen if you came out with a song called Hard Ass Dick?

1:23:18 K. Michelle had a song, You Can't Change a Man, right? It was, I can't remember, but I know you said it. that song was the best at the time in the rain That's for re-up. It's a ho, ho, ho. Joe, there's more. Joe. them, Joe, give them back. I do. Yeah, and they're hand-poured in the USA. is it yeah yeah yeah people call you a soy boy if you're a republican people call uh weak men

1:27:05 Yeah. It takes away from it. Yeah, so it's the soy. can produce estrogen-like activity in the body, mimicking the effects of natural estrogen. Do you know they actually develop testosterone, like synthetic testosterone, from wild yams. That's like NO Explode, all those pump things you do when you want to get jacked when you're lifting weights. it was like uh like you you're evolving as a foodie you know like the first time i had i was

1:30:08 When are you doing that? Yeah but it's not at that level Burt was the guy. Hot Summer Nights. The Washington Redskins used to do that. That DC Improv is one of the 10 greatest clubs in the country. there everybody seems to do well at least the line that they have they book good lineups like And I, for nine years, I saw my son from, fucking outside that's beautiful i like that people are adapting that's

1:32:49 Because it's pay per view Really? Come on down. Joe ain't stupid, son. they're not going to Be that. Who the fuck knows now? you got to remove the possibility The way you're thinking And then once podcasting came along, I think people realized, no, you don't. they really, about that life, they really do it. the fringes all right those poor people they they a lot of people go into things with like a legacy

1:36:28 if you go on a podcast and they like you, where you want something to listen to. If you could do it. My producers don't do that. No, you were on before that one. Yeah, but I'm just saying. It was that. And I started looking at the numbers of the most successful people in the podcast world. We didn't even think it was a podcast. fucking spotify and you go fuck like there's there's a lot going on this is a whole network

1:39:25 You know what I'm saying? Bill Burr. I just want to say what I want to fucking say, and fuck you. One of the things he used to do is he used to use his cell phone and this is when god the early days of the monday It was just him really ranting, just fucking with people. i don't know how those two are connected but but bill burr when he when he first started out like

1:42:08 Yeah, he doesn't think about that. I heard his Netflix special's good. because it was pre-pandemic for sure. Whoa. I thought it was solid I didn't watch the whole thing Rob Markman He probably was in the beast for a while. up for sure 100 jimmy kimmel wanted to stand up 100 he could do it what do you think about jim I generally I don't Yeah, you can skip the intro on Netflix.

1:44:41 That's one of those subjects where people are like, enough already. You know? I mean, they just haven't said it yet. I might have said this earlier. too especially with all these crazy tweets like i won that election you know it's all fraud it's they're in charge of the nuclear football they literally are the commander in chief of the Waste of time.

1:48:02 We got to assume that when there's people counting stuff, there's some fuckery going on. And they cut them open and they took them hand by hand. it that's part of the argument that Trump's administration was saying, too, So if they were telling the truth and people were counting votes incorrectly or— the election one way or another but i don't know how these machines work so if i'm even commenting

1:50:51 And then how are they financed? I think there's very few people that know exactly what happened. Yeah. or I think Trump won by a landslide. This motherfucker's TV persona is fucking... Yeah. I think there's probably some shenanigans, but I think the result is most likely correct. This election is rigged. but listen again i'm i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about man it's just

1:54:33 i heard they were just helping uh local politicians oh he didn't play the streets to the president this shit connected to the mob and they were connected to the mob like you don't think they work together. Yeah, man. I don't see how he can do around for a long time. and maybe it was the mafia because they were in that business. Well, maybe. The myth of Joe Kennedy's bootlegging.

1:57:50 For me? I think cops were Do you imagine if that's how we live right now, if booze was illegal? They did it for years. You're making it illegal because you said they shouldn't do it. For sure. Hold on a second. But you've done it a few times. You don't even know how to non-ding your phone. she's adorable man um man what were we just talking about i don't know do you remember jamie

2:00:12 For sure there's a lot of organized crime money in fucking bootlegging. You miss it. Are you nervous for the country right now? is there's going to be some type of stimulus package with them having more ways to test somebody in a faster manner So many people are going to be broke, and so many people are going to lose their houses, And then that's a good point because whatever I mean, like, whatever you worked for,

2:02:22 You build a business. There's not enough bailouts. Everybody was grabbing them bitches. Everybody hopes the next person that gets in office is going to fix all our problems. or how to use taxes, I guess they probably did with Obama, too. economy fall to the toilet and trump goes to jail like trump goes to jail. You're like, Trump goes to jail. Yeah. Yeah, there's no bargain. Yeah, I know.

2:05:35 Whatever makes you happy, you're like, fuck that. Fuck it. and then that's it they transfer transfer power, shake of hands. See, if Trump wants to do it again, he can run first there's just to be like you have to compile all that evidence if there really is that evidence What happens then? I hope so. Take a guess. I think there's some less less than zero number or some more than zero number rather that

2:09:57 This whole just not quitting. It makes me nervous when you start thinking that there's people out there that think that there's been a coup, right? he knows that there's a community. Yo, you can bring some elk to the show son. Not enough for everybody. No, just a sample. Yeah, why don't you just come over my house? Yeah. You don't think there's lesbians for Trump?

2:12:04 I don't think that. That's the stuff what i said i never thought about you know lesbians for trump some Right, like how many girls Because they get to dress up again. Do you think you're going to move there? I could do it. and they're moving to the suburbs, and they're liking it better. the green oh man i used to fucking be in the fucking break room i never was doing work

2:14:41 But sometimes they want to patrol. With computers today, you don't have to go anywhere. A lot of people are going to be able to stay home and so i think that's can't do this every day but you can do it for a minute because that's the route that I, you've got to leave your house before 7. Yeah. yeah you're gonna accept the fact that every morning there's a

2:16:48 Yeah, I got to get up early. What I'm worried about is everything restarting. People are going to have to figure it out. Nobody's going to be able to vouch for you. I've said it before. There's been no supporter that's been angrier than a Trump supporter to the your way but you don't have to be upset about it. See, the thing is, though, what he's saying to them is it was a robbery.

2:19:20 It's coffee. Who out there Dave's out there tell that nigga to come here, son It wasn't quite that small, but it was pretty small. Oh, no! Oh, shit. I was smoking this. What's up, man? What are you doing? I went to the Vulcan Gas Company. That's the only place I've been in town. Yes. But I don't know what's going to happen after Biden gets into office,

2:22:03 Correct. Like, how does everything go boom? before never you know you've never seen something as large as the american economy stop and then you should play outdoors. Are you getting any people giving you shit about doing shows? No matter what, you know, good. She's so cute. Is it more or the company? Sometimes I'll be up at 530 and she'll be up her ears and be up looking like, what we doing, nigga?

2:25:04 She was. Is she scared or cold? She good, son. He's the nicest dog and uh one kind of like this what they call it a joey i think they call it it's half chihuahua He's adorable. She don't have snacks. like the German Shepherds, the guard dogs, the real ones, she doesn't want to be held back, bro. He chases squirrels. her face trying to figure out what i'm talking about. It's really cool. Where'd Don Ago go? I think he's doing something with the dog.

2:29:36 Oh, wow. He knows a few phrases. I love it here. I like the setup a lot, man. Yeah. I would totally do that is it is it good yes have you had a gentleman bought up yeah it's good Usually I like to do it in the cast iron frying you see this perfectly seared meat. All I hear. And I was laughing the whole time And then I made him shows but i do remember when i was younger my mother was a part of publishers clan house and

2:33:47 And then I just started You know what I'm saying? you can cook whatever. Somebody will do something. And I make a dope ass garlic. You can put whatever a lot of things in life we had the recipes but none of the ingredients we didn't have it the difference that really is the difference Great comedian. Pierre from D.C.? I want to see what they say in the streets.

2:36:51 taken care of correctly after the animal died like that's for the most part what the gamey it's a Sometimes people, you know, sometimes people shoot them and, you know, they don't get them into the morning. You're not going to shame me, John. I love that rub for elk. No, that's an American knife. You wouldn't eat that. There it is. That knife looks right.

2:39:13 Yeah. He do it with a bow though, son. Yeah. But you have to practice a lot, man. damn he do it with a bow though son yeah but you have to I was in Alaska once, and a lady told me that she hadn't eaten something she hadn't killed There was so many. Isn't that two miles? Like snipers have hit shots at 1,000 yards. That's really far. Than like Everybody has guns up there

2:41:39 It's a wild place That's it. They'll call the rest of the continental US I did shows in Anchorage with Ari. You make better people. You think, oh, if you're a woman, These guys are rugged. I've been mining all day. like she was like, We were in New York when we were shooting Chappelle's show. And I thought he was fucking with him. and they talked to each other

2:44:16 he said they thought And he loved it. Me and the guy was engaged in the conversation. Those guys were floored. talking to people. I would just go, when we had days off, No, I couldn't read it. That's probably a difficult language to pick up to. main gate we worked at main gate you would have 12 hours 16 hour days so you it's a one american right they be like

2:46:53 and then they be like I just started picking up Spanish. taught me the word if i learned the word from an argentinian that say like an argentinian says it Japanese Naki. Yeah, she Hell, yeah. use their voice when you talk to people older people always talk down to people no matter what certain things to you if the fucking plane's gonna crash oh i can't simply say you you're doing it

2:49:36 People think it's like, oh, you don't fuck with me because I'm black.