Joe Rogan Experience #1568 — Tom Green Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day Charlie. Yeah, she's a rescue from the Bahamas. Yeah? hear it what happened uh well my ex-wife asked me to come on her talk show and i hadn't talked to wacky. She's getting sure what she really is like who she really is i think so yeah well as you get older like you tend about Bureau of Land Management Land. And there's certain apps that will show you all the fire roads,

3:30 it's wider so i can actually sleep full width wise the beds with why the width wise at the back but Yeah. And by the way, they are like, they love that I'm here right now. They're your Like they build out the inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how are you doing it? Oh, you got a little kitchenette set up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the Mojave. Check out all those Joshua trees burned. Those are burned Joshua trees. I'm shooting these drone shots too, which are pretty fun. You're rolling drones? Look at this.

5:18 Sure. When I found out about these vans, batteries all the time. I've got a refrigerator in there. So I can have, you know, cold beer, Gas. your engine, you don't have to start up and use gas. Are you running diesel in your van? No, no, but that just happened to be the way it went six weeks where I've just been like, not sure where I'm going to sleep. And the sun's going

7:13 Get stuck in the soft sand. It was so pathetic. Yeah, brand new, yeah. So when you do something like that, how do you know what you're going to need? So I built the studio at home first. a road case and i know i knew that i thought well that could fit under the bed and then we And so I'm kind of out there. So when I get bored of the drone, then I'm making music, too.

10:30 i was a teenager so yeah i remember yeah so so to get back to this build-out so you get it where And what time of the year was this? batteries, and the batteries run the electric for the whole van. Boondocking? There's tons of videos on YouTube of these guys, Like maybe have some exterior fuel canisters, maybe put an extended range gas tank in? And this is what I kind of talk about on my social media

14:03 paved highway and didn't see a car the entire time driving there. Coleman stove I got lots of cans of beans I'm eating a lot of spam and ragu I remember you Did it feel weird? Maybe certainly not everyone's in their van. Makes sense. So, so, but no, I mean. No. Corn is barely a vegetable. That's not good either. go inside? Yeah. Not really trying to not to go inside. I have gone inside a couple of times,

17:38 I am sure that I am. I think I'll grab a plate of fresh cut steak. I mean, it's kind of interesting to kind of go out into these places So when you say you go hunting, what are you hunting for? Yeah, I guess so. It's a Benelli... For ducks, I guess. Maybe. I don't even know what I'm doing, Joe. I it? Yeah. Well, I guess I got, yeah, I guess so. are you targeting?

19:18 deep into the woods, I'm ready to rock. But I honestly, I just like to walk in the woods. And I like to go I have a system, yeah. now I'll walk a mile that way. Do you find yourself way more aware of where you are I've never done camping alone before. But if I ever went with the intention of possibly firing the gun, So the other night. Multiple times we've been surrounded by them in the van at night.

22:34 We were driving down this road. It's a different kind of animal. New Mexico. So she starts barking at it. They killed Stan Hope's neighbor's dog. Look at her. Look how beautiful that is. a lot out there yeah yeah and um i've got that's not actually my good that's in new mexico that's If you've got a deer, do you know what to do with it? I just did one with him a couple of days ago.

24:41 A week? A lot of fishing. Like, it's a little bit scary. Is that what you're experiencing too? And he goes on these long backpacking solo adventures hunting where he goes deep into the woods many, many, many miles in by himself I think sometimes we get caught up in momentum in life. And then there's this and that. think of something. A lot of the places I've

27:46 days where I'll get the opposite approach. I'm like kind of Definitely that I've been on my phone too much. I need my shower and my bed. But there's a whole system to keeping the van warm and stuff too. I just put it on. How long does it keep it warm for? it was nice the last last few days it's nice there's a guy who's got a video he You have to make sure that you have...

31:40 at night and you wear them in your sleeping bag or and your feet are warm right if your feet are warm so i start like sort of seeing all these little things that that uh oh that'll help you If you get wet in cotton and then you get cold, you're in trouble. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So you went to New Mexico and then you drove your way up to Austin. Yeah? So look all alone right there.

34:04 Is this on your YouTube channel? I put it on my YouTube channel. Yeah, yeah. And then I link it to my website. Yeah, it stuff on TomGreen.com? Is this on your YouTube channel? she just sort of... Travels with Charlie. And if youbeck novel, Travels with Charlie. That's a very lumberjack-y shirt you're wearing in there. So you can just go out there and camp anywhere you want.

35:45 There's this sunset. You'll see. It's got a camera on it. I'm doing this sort of ambient um score i so i think the videos are going to start coming a little more fast and furious now. And I'm not even exaggerating. But if I ever get stuck in a bind where I've been driving and I haven't found a nice place like that, I'll go to just a straight And then once I'm there,

38:27 is days when they built the railroads. I think so, yeah. speak to them with total Yeah. They were the Magolan Indians, in the Arizona one. The park ranger told me this last week. 1874. up there yeah so they have a nice it's really set up nice it's a you drive in That's it. Yeah, there was a lot of hunters out, and I saw some elk. was they were... So you take the smaller highways,

43:07 to not take any interstates? Yeah, because I want to go find these How long ago was this? So one was running, and I thought they were horses for sure, But, yeah, it's beautiful out there, man. So I'm on my computer sometimes. Oh, about you? I found that, like, I can kind of do everything that I would do at home in the van, you know, with this electrical system, you know.

45:47 And, you know, one thing is I've always loved photography. right yeah what is normal anymore yeah um part of my plan is to you know when i start touring again We have to do an East Coast run or do... By the way, this is the way I make coffee, too. Yeah, because I don't want to use my battery, Thinking about that exact thing. what were you fishing for uh pike? Trout, usually.

48:22 I mean, I moved in, but I'm not totally settled in. Really? shot Axis deer in Hawaii. Yeah, I don't know. My friend Remy Warren calls it an SOS, And they're worried about mountain lions and bears and stuff like that. Obviously, that was a fun day with you and Steve out there, It is because, well, it's a luxury because I'm living in a first world country and I have access to food and I'm not starving.

51:17 Shoot one of those? And I think you really need dogs that are trained to roast the birds out. I've been on the road for a while, but... I think that's it, yeah. shotgun looking at him I'm just like I don't know what I'd do with you guys but I am pretty hungry Mm-hmm. There's a fantastic series that Vice Guide to Travel did Yeah. able to talk about it in a way this is the guy right here wow so he's got all of his food and

55:00 Oh, my gosh. That's how you say it. K-O-R-T-H. Isn't that his name? And by the way, like, first of all, I believe I said congratulations already off camera, but how cool is this, man? I was just thinking, like, nobody has ever done that before. You could be the biggest show and not be on network TV. time. But what I find amazing about it that I never was able to figure out, I was into the technology,

58:20 down a rabbit hole on the internet like like I want to learn about these things. Commander David Fravor. people or people that are whatever they are if If I find them interesting, I like people. you've run into see things like we are not individuals in the sense that we're autonomous The people here are different. It's rare and nice when you run into a guy like Chris Pratt, who is a super famous guy.

1:01:19 And you're in their world with their energy, and they infect all the people around them. And then the people that you deal with, That's what's hilarious. They're like, get the fuck out of here. of people's feathers. well, now you know. and think about their mortgage. There's people that they have podcasts You guys are on this subject. It's two people talking.

1:04:45 if you've ever gone to like i went to i did um what's that guy's name the the sports guy bill You're like, this is not necessary. friends and yeah, and then weirdness. Egos. Egos. Yes. And it's not by design that I did it this way. just sort of you didn't give a fuck and you just did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I certainly would have never been able to do the podcast this way.

1:07:00 Like pretty generous amounts of money. We just want to license the show. Well, with Kanye, we had talked about doing a podcast for a long time, but I was worried Yeah, but it was just right into it. I mean, this stream of consciousness that he has do it in a way where other people are gonna appreciate there's a great value in the way he have a choice between this medicated overweight kanye who doesn't get anything done or manic

1:09:59 shit right like look at his fucking look at his catalog look at all the music he's made yeah that's all I know, isn't that crazy? joking around about it outside he was showing us this video So they would take this voice. because every noise that I'm capable of making, I've made. He thought it was funny that he had them. interesting I don't know how the media can sort of reframe a person right and

1:13:31 It's like we have this idea of things where we want to boil them down to almost a tweet. People are fucking immensely complex. start to believe it well that's when the comments are negative you know when you're reading comments and i say did you mean this and you're like no no i meant that and you're like oh okay oh so you Why? You miss the comedy store?

1:16:42 LA is on a 10 p.m. curfew now. it'll open up again. assholes are imposing rules on people that close their businesses down for no reason you want to No ice. I like Buffalo Trace. They won Whiskey Maker of the Year 2020. I'm trying to remember the name of it In the woods I bring So you just drink them one at a time. Yeah, exactly. So I the deal? Yeah, exactly.

1:18:56 This is still Austin. yeah yeah yeah but i like to do that before I write. Yeah. Yeah, I heard Carlin talk about that. One, he would drink. He would smoke pot and then punch up the material. But a lot of times, it's just a scaffolding. Just a framework. And then and taking you away from your there's a connection that you get with the universe that's not available when you're

1:21:35 Right. I think. Get nervous. But on the other side, like the people that think that Trump got robbed, like they're angry. percentage it's not zero is it more than zero most people think it's more than zero yes like so I mean, I just, I haven't done anything to research it, so I wouldn't be able to tell and hope they do the best. our culture our economy joblessness everything everything's doing great but he's bragging he's

1:25:08 not polarize it so badly that half the people don't want to yeah pay attention i don't think I got my U.S. citizenship last year. It's a beautiful thing. I can't even believe it. bullshit i think you guys are basically northern americans they got mad like i go we're I think being honest is one of them. Someone from the left like Bernie, first of all, he wants to absolve people of student debt.

1:29:06 Education could be something that we make for free. and there's people that are bad people they're violent and they're broken and they want to hurt share on the right. I'm a firm believer in the second amendment. Yeah. And then you get the figured out the way human beings interact with each other from the jump from the beginning of this country. And so that right there is sort of like what we were

1:31:41 the what's the fucking deal you know i can I can't. A hundred percent. Right. I couldn't agree with you more. And because you had the confidence and autonomy to be able to just say it or you keep your fucking mouth shut. Like you're down the middle, right? people are that are hiring you like people get desperate they get they get panicky you know they

1:33:30 She literally had to apologize. Here it is. Based on the Roald Dahl adaptation, Hathaway portrays the evil Grand High Witch who has It's crazy. Yeah. There may be some benefits to that, too. I sort of understand Like make a joke about that And then someone will make a joke one person with three fingers is obviously saddened by that. Someone with five fingers assumes the three-fingered person is offended,

1:36:15 I heard about it from my mom Yeah. Would people who worship Shiva get upset at you? I'm reading an article talking to someone Also a villain Yeah I'm bald. Anne Hathaway's bald in that movie? No. You got a good bald head, though. It's supposed to be bald. should have shaved my head early on, but I was really worried that I would never get Fuck, what am I going to do?

1:39:25 You look good as a guy who has a sock hat, Yeah, but this is better. I knew to play the mic right, but I was missing this part of it, but I've done enough of this over the years. I knew to play the mic right, but I was missing this It's my dusty hat. It's real dust. You earned it. cowboy hat on. sorry wakes up in the snow I left my stash What? Jamie turns me on to good music. Oh, Coulter'm an old man and Jamie's a younger man. Jamie turns me on

1:41:53 and you're like, what the fuck? I feel better about not having heard of him. Uh-huh. Alberta, yeah. My friends John and Jen live up there. Oh, wow. It's a tiny little place. When Donald Trump asked me to host a podcast with him and Joe Biden, artist? Oh, yeah. When an up-and-coming artist It must make you like him so much more. Look, whenever he wants to,

1:44:32 Yeah. And he just dropped in and hung out for, what was it, like an hour? Oh, really? I would love to do that. He's as genuine as it gets. I was like, I like him too much. I i was like i like him too much i don't He was on, that's concert. really enjoyed talking to him but my hesitation was purely that i didn't want to fuck him over It's hard to make a Joey Diaz.

1:47:01 But I was like, I don't want this guy to have a bad time. actually got in contact with my wife and like we don't want kanye to say anything crazy and having And then he and I had a conversation on the phone, and he sounded like super stable and Sometimes you see he's got a little bit of a wall up. He knows I love his music. a rapper and i i made rap music and stuff and i made beats i still make beats but and i like just

1:49:37 Yeah. Cool G Rap, Cock Blockin'. Low End Theory is my favorite album of all time. If anyone ever asks me what's my favorite album of all time, I say the Low End Theory, Tribe Called Quest. And his lyrics are, his dad was a jazz musician. you know? I was like, where they're just constantly practicing their instrument hours every day you're getting up on stage every night man that's practicing man

1:52:43 not just it's like jazz and uh anytime you're Some of the shit that we said and try to reevaluate. lawn so I could buy a sampler, a used sampler. And then I started sampling Well, it's a bad upload. Yeah, yeah, yeah. incredible rapper actually does he call himself mr big stuff when he's selling houses you should He was our DJ in the middle. Let me see your face.

1:56:22 MC Bones, Yeah, and it was super fun. Yeah, check this out. Right there with the glasses. I really distrust people with fake glasses. Wouldn't you get a little uneasy? And I know how it started. Wow, you look great, dude. Listen, if I was 20, I would say that shit too this guy was old as fuck but as an actual person that's near like chemical exposure or something.

1:58:53 When you wake up in the morning and it's still dark, Maybe your eyes are lifting weights. But if you look at too much shit with your eyes, they break. Like legitimate. dark and there's a bright thing it it i believe it uh accentuates the speed at which it's dark and there's a bright thing. I believe it accentuates the day it went out of focus. I was in the morning.

2:00:55 like the way so they can worded but they can they can bring our without the laser So these people are, they're way smarter than you and I, Tom. They're different kind of humans. yeah like if i look at my phone like i can read it right i heard you say that on the phone it's My van's here I'm having fun When I went to your house and you had these wires going through your living room and then

2:03:31 of saying oh shit it actually could work it works it does work joe fucking did it yeah but i got the You dream something. I mean, here we are in, first of all, the UFO studio, which I love. Oh, wow. No, it's great. And then we found out that they have these sound panels that look like this, It wasn't anything that was thought out. Think of this as a spaceship that takes us from the L.A. podcast studio to the Texas podcast studio.

2:06:07 This is not the ultimate destination, Tom Green. New studio coming. Let me ask you a question. before I might have said but he could put himself I think about depth, but then when you, It's kind of, I think it creates an interesting environment. or is it going to be a larger room? shit it'd be fun to have a green screen behind me and be in space every day like different galaxies

2:08:27 This is the first time anyone's hearing this Is that a metaphor technically now and listen i won't i'm not going to ask any more questions about the new studio because i wanted to do well it's just different man i want to do Yeah. the problem would be you wouldn't see that it's in space you just see green yeah right Just paint this room green. You didn't go with me?

2:10:43 How's it going? Listen, sometimes people, when they work together for long periods of time, I mean, it was a great fucking show. this is like this really structured program. just a hang man it was just a hang yeah everybody was just laughing and and goofing on each other and it was Paul from Winnockie, Pat, Pat from Winnockie, and opened his mouth like this. Look at this. So he's leaning over a garbage can and opened his mouth like

2:13:57 What year is this? Oh my god wait where? Early 2000s. I think that is me. And watch him throw up in this dude's mouth. Look, preposterous, preposterous amounts of eggnog in this guy's mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that were doing those radio shows early in the morning. I was like okay Salute You watch. Okay. Why are you saying ignore? She won't. That's a loved dog.

2:17:00 It's like he's trying to stay in contact with you. You could be a reductionist person. ridiculous but it's really fun and i'm loving it and charlie's loving it dude charlie's adorable We're out in the middle of nowhere. if you did have it up how many dick pics do you think you'd get they saw a campfire Yeah. I think that's what it is with dogs, though.

2:20:01 I think about that sometimes when I'm hanging out with my dog. Like a week ago Florida man killed by a pack of wild dogs Florida man. I don't want to make a fool of myself here. You are one of the reasons why I do this. You made your own thing. Like when you're a kid. yeah oh i remember that. Same 15. When they're not skateboarding, hey, let's go paddle.

2:23:52 didn't have the beer it was not a good a good thing but damn dude um yeah so canadian life is the winter's kind of kept you down a little bit Yeah. Oh, my God. And look, Charlie just went to sleep, went right back to sleep. and this is what they do they find dogs in the caribbean and uh and mexico or this is she was months so but uh yeah she's she's a very good very good puppy and uh i've had marshall since

2:26:51 So she's rescued from the Bahamas. they feed them the burnt rice Yes, he does. Dogs are – it's a really interesting thing because part of me knows that this is Like, hello, buddy. This is just an observation. there is no justification for that. think they probably had a lot of fun doing that. Irish wolfhound. You know, a Belgian Malinois is a dog that's, like, specifically designed to attack human beings.

2:29:21 So you're saying it's unethical that they set animals up with each other like that? This is what people have to understand. I have a wolf on my phone. Check out for Annie and Steve. In America? So we already brought this up. Cool dogs. His name was Jack Dempsey, like the boxer. Lucky. That's lucky. My mother married. And, you know, I love them. rolling no I you talk to your mom on the phone every day every day like like I

2:33:15 The phone is on the speaker. I believe you. Are you listening to me? Your mom's still around? happen imagine it could happen my mom flips the script my mom's really cool like she'll she she Yeah. I literally don't know how to. And so, Texas, not legal. And it's Because that's the only thing that bothers me. Reefer madness. Yeah, but that's not real.

2:36:22 He's And we've all known people. Not really the first time, but I remember the first time as an adult later in life though you know it says yeah i discovered it and it was fine i just i think shit going on that you really don't understand and i think in some way it's up to the people Yeah. Okay. and mentor them in a way where you teach them about the dangers of over-drinking.

2:40:17 I am just trying to tell you for your own if we sat down and talked about how to drink. And you got to start slow. All of a sudden, you don't know what's good and what's bad. But, you know, you lose control when you're, so yeah, absolutely. For sure. Cheers to that, though. Wait, why say things called pubs? They called them pubs. All the kids went Vanier is part of town in Ottawa.

2:44:06 down Thank you for And, you know, we would... You're telling that story. Jamie, can I ask you to show a photo of something? No, I'm talking about cougar boots. And they're like, it's not leather. That's like... There's some things you can bring back today. I need to get that sweat off. NABU? It wasn't the internet. And everybody could talk to each other.

2:47:08 You had like all these like, And so Naboo, there it is. Ah, Coke-fueled. I didn't partake in that part of it, but I mean, I wish I had, they worked hard to make these video games I was hoping you had an answer. You want to go to the gym. It sounds cool. Dick? can i say something can i say something about my dad for a second you certainly can my dad

2:50:09 Pretty sure. I believe you. my father went to vietnam my father went to vietnam my father was in vietnam with the canadian We just didn't know. Okay, what percentage of your life are worn earplugs on? Jamie. Isn't that still correct? fucking Gene Simmons. Brian Johnson. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you're a fucking rock star Yeah. But if you can go and listen to Back in Black the first time,

2:54:30 80s or late 70 80 okay oh 80 let's put the difference we're both kind of in the middle angry just energetic i don't know if you need to say – Beethoven was angry. All the old – Angry. Just energetic. with a guitar that other folks can't make so yeah well i mean yeah so in my opinion some people are He just wanted to fucking put his energy into it, you know?

2:56:49 played it opposite but you played it weird yeah he's just a genius he just figured it out in a about hendrix today like there's some brilliant guitarists there's no doubt but when people today think about amazing rock and roll guitar you think of course wait wait did someone say that or did i've heard it said like You tell me. I have a feeling they're going to be able to extend

2:59:42 with oxygen therapy. Did you see that? 90 minutes of treatment. It's 20%. 20%. And 25 years the representatives oh yeah 20% and 25 years earlier okay 20% in 25 25 years so these So if something can come along like this where you can get into a hyperbaric chamber I'm a moron. There's levels to this game. You've got to trust me. Yeah, I know people. And it's been frustrating for you, probably.

3:02:24 There's smart people and there's crazy people. Yeah's crazy people crazy people don't have as many fears and they get And there's a difference. You're like, oh. What do you think is the oldest that people will ever figure out How to make people Dealing with 20 year olds I'm not bored now. Michelle Wolf was telling me yesterday that I didn't know. She is so hilarious.

3:05:14 That's so cool. That was, he served three terms. and do another one? then won the next election and then won another That's all come up in recent years. you you're like fuck well you know have the wheel are not smarter than you. You're like, fuck! they're just like those... So it's a bunch of people sitting around trying to like, you know, I don't know.

3:07:59 I like how you just re-braced yourself. What a great dog, right? than what they're experiencing right now I think you are a big part of this show But it really is aren't going to be good is a long-term trial like after I did it and then the next day I was like, oh, my God, I'm so dumb. ever? I'm telling you right now but Do you got any? I think I heard that.

3:11:45 It's supposed to be very therapeutic for soldiers. I'm getting excited. Yeah. Yeah, it's a boot. I wore these. I'll tell you right now. Yeah, they're comfortable. But, you know, like. Sort of free. I do. like i believe he was vancouver vancouver montreal And I want to shout out to Mike Ward. Guy Earle is the name of the comic. That is an identity politics headline.

3:15:36 I think it was actually, in all fairness, What don't you know? Oh, no shit. They're smart. Or, no, Al Bernstein. And they had talked about those two fighting, who's this very well-respected MMA striking coach. There's all these videos of Mike Tyson 51. He's 51. You like rap music? Really? It's interesting because some people are against it. What kind of CBD is it?

3:19:37 Why? so his bicep is really big. Yeah. Like you go fight with people or no no no like in an organized when you have gloves Right. You can train a lot of the things you do. You get it like a pathway grooved where you know But you're getting hit in the head. I'm sure you have. It's about risk. Right. The thing is, like, don't be a pussy, put your gloves on.

3:23:24 Yeah, I, yeah. dude. Yeah, I... I get it. I probably have been in a few of those, but Joe, this is good. I don't have to, but... I don't know why I thought your dog was Chopper. This dog is so cool. I agree it up, let me know I made it up. I'm not worried. This dog is She's a young puppy that got really to do one. we don't have a show tonight if i had a show tonight i would do it i just i did a show last

3:25:55 No, not at all. You're going to wait for the vaccine? Yes. I want to talk to those doctors. I haven't had it since I started getting the flu shot. It did exactly what it said it was supposed to do. Okay. I would get the flu every year. Exactly. And I think people don't want to hear that shit. You don't need anything. Sometimes what's even better than weights is bands.

3:29:03 Well, you know, listen, I'm – i don't know it's a it's it's weird you think about Showing an ability to understand and share feelings of another. Yeah. But the only thing that we can do to each other is like create the minimal amount of deeply understand the people they're talking about the people that they support there's a lot of They get really dedicated to it.

3:32:23 over here and there's you and then you become married to you being right or them you know and they become married to them All super ineffective ways of communicating. It's not a good way to handle this. Why is education so cheap to you? How much do you think it costs to education, right? And why? Why is education so cheap to you? going to impact you in terms of how much you have to pay,

3:34:19 where they live if they could just They think they're getting fucked, and they think they're getting manipulated. Like, what am I doing here? I personally just kind of no I did not know what is drug addiction i don't know what's abuse i don't know what gets a person to that a fucking overpass somewhere yeah i think that should be something that we're all more aware of

3:36:41 I don't know how to do it. how many tents do you think they popped up? it is sad when you drive around You know what happens to other people? working shitty jobs, hating their lives. were doing and then eventually just decided to travel he's a fitness guy steve maxwell just collection oh that's cool and you wander around that place and just think of what kind of insane

3:39:46 artwork and yeah it's uh there's something about italy also because i'm italian so it makes me entertain themselves I forget. 000 and a million animals okay a million wow jesus christ 400 000 people and a million animals over a period of how long jamie 400 years fuck so think about america i Did they not want to just, like, chill out and just, like, go look at stuff?

3:42:46 i'm like oh rome yeah this is like was what happens all the savages from rome they've like other place where you think of that immediately makes you think of people in sword fights and dying in the garden, right? That's the only There's 14 of those? So I was driving through Flagstaff right before Flagstaff. Oh, my God. So go to Wupatuck. That's not.

3:45:48 Right? And it's right there. sky and it's not there's nothing to separate you from the stars. So this is a thing. They had a... native to that area so that means they were Is it Pleistocene era? You think about leopards. they're asia right yeah yeah people always would think oh africa tigers there's no tigers in africa You ever seen one of those? It's actually on my Instagram.

3:49:53 There's this antelope. And those cheetahs are the reason why these pronghorns are so fast. Have you ever seen them in full clip? they see you crystal clear okay crystal clear they just don't see you back here right but right here And that animal exists because there was a thing Yeah. No one does. Would you be comfortable with that out there in the middle of nowhere in your van,

3:53:10 Like, I don't want to live to be a thousand. Well, you're out there in a fucking van, Tom Green, imagine though if you were a thousand and you were dating You renamed her. I do. Because there's been a couple of nights in the last few weeks where I've been said, you Eating rabbits? But you haven't done any fishing where you caught a fish in this whole trip and ate it?

3:55:41 I did it in Utah. So I felt bad, you know, and I just haven't fished again since then. Yeah, and I got a little sunfish. Yeah. yeah i was hoping it would though fishing is a weird thing man right fish don't live. Yeah. I was hoping it would, though. Fishing is a weird thing, man, right? What are we talking about? And I grew up there, and we would go out there, and me and my friends, we would catch a northern pike.

3:58:26 You know? I don't know if that's true. They're more aggressive. I don't know enough realize it's like oh this thing's head's the size of a coconut it's gonna bite your dick yeah i i'm They just like, fuck this thing. jamie crocodile snapping turtle son get ready for the next level of horror right snapping turtle And you're a kid, and you're in Canada, and there's things.

4:01:47 well, that thing's the head's the side of a, you know, Wow. Yeah. my dad we jumped in a canoe. We went over to the other side Yeah. Listen. I'm not very drunk. Let's give it like top 20. with you I don't know I don't know. I'm not sure, actually, to be honest with you. I don't know. I don't know. I definitely am going to go see my fam up in Canada at some point.

4:04:47 What do you mean? traveling around the country you go to all these shows and everyone's interviewing and everyone You have an idea in your head. And if they don't think about what you're saying, You have to give them some love. would often Here's the problem, yeah the the that's this Yeah. He's just the funniest guy that's ever lived. He's loved. everyone feeds off of it it's all all, everyone works it in together.

4:09:24 And he was like, come on, cocksucker, follow me. He was so far the road that you were yelling at him, where are you going? And he was like, come on, cocksucker, follow me. But we're a mix of all these other people that they can influence you We can reach out blindly and infect each other and hurt each Just like you can decide to run a mile a day for a month.

4:11:23 push-ups well you you got to do what 33 a check it out i'm gonna going to do something, okay? No, you can't if you want. Charlie's chilling. it's uh oh my god what were those noises oh that was her oh my god your dog was shaking her ears Chopper, yeah. And I was on Fear Factor back then. like how cool is what he's doing like it made me think that that could be done like so red band and

4:14:14 No, I'm just saying in a positive way, you love it. What year were you doing it? tom green decides to do a website where you can stream it from a website like you you were miles Yeah, yeah. And then we started doing some stuff on Justin. tv and then we eventually went to you stream and then it Okay. on tap singing having a fucking party and uh he was doing that all on the side and then serious xm

4:16:59 But Live from the Compound was the original show. I'm like, what Tom Green is doing is requires businesses to get involved. way before everybody else. Yeah. It was like a TV studio. to be something that that happens out of this and i remember thinking look i remember we talked about or not they want to keep doing this successful if you want to keep doing this you want to keep

4:19:55 but it made me How long ago was that? He's figured it out. That's still my house today. I threw up watching it once at home. Oh my gosh. And you said all the school stuff No, no, it's probably Access Hollywood. It was in the city of Toronto. Harry. Look at you, TomGreen.com. It's kind of funny that it was 17 years ago, my friend. And Jamie, I'm so glad you're doing good

4:23:17 slipped right by you no but he but i'm glad i'm glad he's doing he's great yeah he was only sick Joe. I love you too. Thank you. But I appreciate you very much. and everything i'm saying is sincere So I love it. If you go to my YouTube channel, just go to No peeing. One of those whiskey shots, Well, listen, I take a lot of supplements. Wait, wait. It turns out liposomal glutathione, glutathione in particular,

4:26:55 you give their twin glutathione, Glutathione. It is Is anything recording right now and some bacteria. I don't know what that Glutathione. Alpha-lipoic acid. I'm going to fill up with liquid. Oh, nice. but he would also... You didn't hang out with Jean-Claude Van Damme. I don't know if that's real. I'm sure Thinking of it is cool. he did that? Have you ever seen it?

4:31:14 But he's most certainly capable of doing those kind of splits. There's also a little platform you can't see, I think, where his feet are on to help that. So they're very, very slowly moving backwards. I know, but the fact they're doing it going backwards, that's bananas. Yeah. So he's not, okay whether or not that's still the image you're looking at is him yes supported by a safety

4:33:00 The PR guy can eat a whole bag-o. So for him to just be sitting there all calm and stretched out like that they only did it for a couple of seconds he has enough support where his ankles i mean he don't that was one more okay one more time that's all i'm saying time footage seems like it was real I'm going to end with this. People falling asleep at the wheel joe i love you buddy

4:35:45 You're the fucking man. and of course the van life, ladies and gentlemen,