Joe Rogan Experience #1575 — Bill Burr Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day he had that movie coming i was just saying it got nominated for one of the one some film festival Well, Al Madrigal's another one. Downstairs, the little tiny club. like it was a great club it was great he he had a real good taste for comedy so the comp the level That was the show.

2:49 Well, that was back when she had the smarts to see where that was going. was a comic before she was ever one of those daytime talk show hosts okay she's like a pretty yeah and then they were like that was it. They killed the show. and the wheels start turning. I used to do a thing with him at Nerd Melt. he developed a hard shell when he had to learn how to do that

6:03 been doing shows there yeah stand up dude they're actually funny shit really first night i went there i bombed like i And then your whole new idea of what killing sounds supporting other comics. well oh it's this guy we like this guy where before i had to go back to like like okay i He goes, you can't forget your roots. get up at the comic bitch i did 20 minutes in alhambra i drove down to a fucking chinese

8:57 i started to do those because the comedy store got so crazy it was such like it was so like it was like you know um i feel like if i go to the comedy store somebody knows who i am if i go to where um you could have that fun again of like oh you don't think I'm funny oh you guys don't know because everybody loves you Let's Get Small was out Nobody just shows up at the comedies.

11:23 What he was doing, his albums, like they were so silly and so fun and so different he had his own unique style and all the stuff that he did. the steve martin bunny ear thing everybody's like going with trump and and the virus and Late 70s. performance from But when I was That's the book I never got it back. for whatever reason, people just think of him as a great movie star.

13:54 he was so silly and he just what was that about Rick Moranis I was just you know himself out for being a toxic white male too it's like shut it's not that's not why it worked I'm the guy who fucking wrote it and I'm watching it. to make an article that you know is going to get a lot of clicks. today with commentary is disingenuous in that it's not necessarily what they really think but it's

16:42 you one of the great what's that fucking point blank? Oh, I can send it to you? these suburban things. and they locked them all in the little auditorium. It's just like... Oh, there it is. Dude, I just sit there and rewind that and just laugh my ass off. Yeah, those are like the good ones. one of his family members played by played by ned baity it takes place in uh arkansas he's got a a

20:00 send this. Oh, So I just been like, and I have a good time Here you go. you cat poo oh my god i don't know why that's that made the movie funny for you is a little bigger than our little town here. You said that last time. It's not good. Can I enjoy something that you don't enjoy? And then the next movie is called Gator. But you just watch it. The way that women are treated. Oh, it's awful. Oh, I remember that. And then the next movie is called Gator.

22:57 are sexually harassing this guy's 16-year-old daughter. Yeah, because she raised her right, show me a clip was great hey poltergeist was almost 40 years ago it was a long time ago yeah Get the fuck out of here. He's crazy. This is it. wrong with me yeah but you didn't know you didn't know yeah you thought things were good but a lot of those but that's a good way i found just mentally to get out of like

25:15 I wonder if that guy's still alive. You know, just. Hmm. put my phone away and i walk out of the room. I leave my phone in other rooms. There's so many things that I like to do. And that's one thing that saves me, is that I have so many obsessions. You know what I hate, though, about all of those? of San Quentin and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, they find what you're interested in.

27:37 Whether it's things you hate, like YouTube or Facebook, And he was trying to tell people, video then they give me a bunch space yeah and uh dude i saw two really good french movies i saw it's one called lost bullet There's a really great shot in it That right there was worth watching this whole movie just to see that shot. at each other and it's just like I'm trying to poke

30:07 But it's basically like their version of the movie Alien. I watch them in French with French subtitles. And the scenes, like the horror scenes, are fucking spectacular, man. White Lightning, I figured where I had to go. Dude, they advertise my podcast. you know if you watch one it'll recommend some other ones that are similar to it in the algorithm

32:16 so i was thinking like he's turned them off does that mean like he shut off like they're not into guys. Yes. It's not coming up Right there. That thing is- Oh, dude, I got a funny story about that. And I know you told me to stop doing that because, you know, I've hurt my back. I'm like, Jesus Christ, there's Bill. even your parents don't see it doesn't just come from america it's coming from all over the world yeah and they have hacks over

35:26 Well, it's a classic, right? There's one that's out right now that looks really funny though. I thought he switched That's one from the 70s. Jodie Foster. Yeah. Wow. No, who is the original one? Who's in that? Jodie Foster. Jodie Foster. And they just remake it every 10 years. that came out of the first one. See if you can find a clip from it. second one that's the 92 one 82 oh excuse me 82 one yeah i was in high school that was great though

37:38 So the John Carpenter version, they shortened it. Baffling questions. I just love how back then, another man takes a full cup of water and throws in his face and nobody goes like whoa whoa like there's going to be a fight it's PTSD would come back and they would say, like, In Vietnam, they'd come back shell-shocked. Yeah. So this is this is like he's done this shit.

40:19 Well, that's why Oliver Stone, That was us. but then Evan Hafer from Black Rifle Coffee was on the podcast talking about all these guys that are experiencing all these horrific problems All the shit that happened in the Gulf War, and then when they get homeless, He's a conservationist. help out and they started putting stuff in the bag too and they were like normal folks yeah and

43:30 You never know. And he'd live by himself for more than a decade in the woods in Maine. And he said like in like the 20 years he was out there. Fucking National Geographic. It's like, that's a smart dude. Well, people look at people that are doing the wrong thing like you're an outcast. So I went to college. have welcomed you junior colleges and shit like that the friends i had were the same way they

46:38 she wasn't just based on me saying that i didn't know what i was doing with myself You'll freeze to death. fans like me and then there's like harvard and mit and bu and yeah you get all these smart people after the second you decided and doing shit like that, shriveled up so bad you could see like people's because of those imaginary lines of states

49:37 unhealthy and they're like you know i could have been working from home all along i'm actually more Like, that's for your deathbed. okay i'll tell the cool one first okay we'll land to you. Okay, I'll tell the cool one first. Okay. of like wonderment, smile on his face and it's just like okay that's how i would like to go out not being like oh fuck

51:25 and you came out the other side with the of with of that was saying so much wasted time jump into that thing and uh yeah and on hot days like that i'm not i'm fucking sitting in my office everybody else besides me had a background in show business. would read about how well friends was doing and how well this is doing and they get so mad you know, I equate a lot of things to like music

54:26 Because it's like if you want to sell that, Yeah, a lot of people do. You're doing shows and people are coming to see you. And not just because of all the real reasons to be a hater but also just because of his success was so And if this is like really hitting, And going out there and getting in front of a crowd where there was no cell phones. Literally telling jokes going like, is this going to be the one?

57:46 But my act is mine. that people don't like, is to not just completely let go of that like oh is that what you're doing is that how you took it People would get upset. I've had a few of those. i don't know man i got too much scar tissue Fuck, I'm trying to study And it's the weirdest thing ever and the thing was broken. guy running it and then she just sort of walked it was so not a show that she wasn't even self-conscious

1:01:50 I was doing this whole bit on split entries that I can't remember. this shit to make you feel bad i'm trying to to make you feel good. That's the funny thing about it. I mean, that's like, i wasn't doing it about but it touched too much on her life and where she was it happened to me twice i remember crawling out of whatever the fuck happened one of my favorite

1:03:55 who was a nice guy cartoon characters smoking pot. Yeah, but this guy was doing this whack comedy set and it got a good amount of laughs like ah Oh, wow. packed 300 like 400 400 if they got trying to shout your set out of your head i hate myself that was the worst but open mics like the I had to close my head. That wasn't the case with Hicks. Like that kind of stupid shit.

1:07:38 And shits out someone else. They're getting up and leaving in droves. i was like how is this guy so confident how is he so You know, they're right. This is made out of like a symbol. Sorry. Symbol. Deep Talk with Bill Burr. He made that, too. One of them I have in my office. started come popping out so i just stopped wearing it. Then I just sort of, I just popped it back in and I was fine.

1:11:29 Almost all the time. I think a lot of it was from just training with just biting down, just always biting down. It's good. You know what else is good? I was looking at like, what is that? Oh, no, that's not what it was. That kind of shit shit it was they were smaller than that yeah the ones I use are smaller Only gymnasts could do that back in the day.

1:13:30 was right dude the guy does the whole stack remember that yes there's always that guy letting I just remember there was just, there was roids in that powder. with that and you're like dude like no matter what you did um i miss that though man i used to no you have to stay home but you can still go to the yeah no there's still yeah it would have to even he doesn't

1:15:17 I know that just doing whatever good he's a good man uh he's the guy who did our covid tests in la and he arranges them all out and nobody's working together. Nobody knew what the fuck was going on before this happened. it's just think we did pretty good we did worse than any other country we're the worst but we could have and why people don't. Yeah. And there's

1:18:30 That was a funny bit. I don't even want to talk about the subjects that you talked about because I don't want I just have to be funny. And that's what I felt like last night. And to go and see you and fuck it was probably like 40 degrees outside He doesn't shed shirtless. He's the machine. He's the machine. And like, I feel like speaking, hanging out with Bert

1:20:55 he's a really good-hearted dude he's a great person he's a fun guy too like in just a little over two years now, right? and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff. exciting so it just passed at a federal level in Congress, now it has to go to federal? better at explaining that. You were explaining We're not selling what you're selling. At least they did for a long time.

1:23:32 It's like the Scarface scene rolling around with millions of dollars of cash and they were always worried about getting jumped that work for me, all the guys i talked to a lot of like uh like uh military pilots you know and this one Although the last two times I did it, it was really relaxing. things at once and flying a helicopter and getting shot at oh my god there it is oh my god look at

1:26:35 but these um does it show you what what they see like that's actually like one of the premises, Beating the fuck out of everybody. It's funny. Ghost in the Machine? From what I understand, they used to think that, They never examined my brain. talking about i was like trying to remember like i couldn't even come up suburb was the word i was What did you do Monday?

1:29:24 That's why I was so silly on the last show, the show you went to. hangover whatever i just i just got to get through these next few. So, I mean, this takes me back to uh you know used to do those And you just went up there with like a whip and a chair I'll tell you last show like they were still in college But anyway, and then I felt bad. They were just like, I got a babysitter.

1:32:28 They were fucking going nuts. yeah i got off stage and i was just like all right i thought dallas was going to be the hard figuring out the crowd was down low and couldn't hear it the way i heard it unless it was super night felt like an indoor show it was weird weird. Where everything else is just like, yeah like that that was the loudest thing you heard now it's just like all right i've had

1:35:15 people are going to sit out here on the grass under blankets. It's a different feeling. know what the proper term is like a folk hero he's like a uh What a fucking head of hair. Look at that. All red from being out there golfing. Just drinking, come to the apartment, and I'm like, he's living the life man he is so we did this gig and he hadn't done stand up in the the entire time

1:38:51 Crushes. You're going to fucking open up a club. We're going to make this happen, Joe Rogan. I go, I'm going to open up a club, Ron White you're gonna fucking open up a club we're gonna make this happen Joe Rogan I go I'm gonna juice it was a jolt in my arm too it was fun it was exciting just fun to just sit down and watch You were throwing bombs. i equate that back to like um back when they had the big the red scare and directors would turn in

1:41:23 a family all it would take that's how I feel bye Thank you.