Joe Rogan Experience #1578 — Richard Rawlings Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day It's got holes with fabric in it, and you can either cut it out or leave it in. Cheers, sir. He didn't cut it out either. You gotta bring an X-Acto knife It's like there's so many And cut out your circles or leave them or only cut out one. if you got a podcast just on sneakers.

1:55 Jamie will jump on that mic. I don't get it. moving here whoo you ain't kidding man oracle just moved here elon musk moved here it's it's a So it's going to get wild. They don't prosecute. That is so ridiculous, though. That people have the lack of foresight to see how them housing i mean because some of It's pretty shitty. What are you going to do, bro?

5:19 Yeah. And he was beat down already and, you know, not at his healthiest, Oh, man, you getting pumped? What the hell are you talking about, Joe? hold on to your hat out there fast and loud is no more i have exited discovery and uh i'm a free That's a long run. You selling the Wonder Woman bracelets? it was funny oh you know it was back in my single right person i'm all married now right person yeah

8:47 It wasn't even social media back then. I was like, you can eat shit. I go, I have millions of followers. Like if I went out and bought a car and my camera crew wasn't with me, You would think so. shit as you want i love the discovery channel i would talk shit but Anybody that's telling you that you can't post something on your social media It's like the rising tide lifts all boats.

12:11 I've done that a few times. start building that car here pretty quick how hard is that that's got to be a big undertaking yes so it's a cool time to own a muscle car because you can get a muscle car that actually I would love to use Gas Monkey Garage, which is what I want to talk to you about. The John Wick car, a lot of people think is black with white stripes.

14:23 and these exotic sort of like... See, that's what it really looks like. But it's just because it's kind of like a blue filter on everything. We want, 1970 Chevelle. Look at the meat on the back wheels. I have one of those. You can't get that in Europe. It doesn't even... It's the same shit. What about like an 87 Acura Legend? Guy had an Acura Legend.

17:24 shit car. It was That was a chick car. Oh, okay. Yeah, Jamie. No way. Did you get a participant trophy? A lot of people aren't because they're played out. Exactly. Oh, really? You're clicking too fast, young Jamie. Click on the black one. it's wicked come on how can you not like that that's an eleanor i'm not a fan of that oh shut In the movie, it was like he named all the cars.

20:32 That movie was at her best. and she just got sentenced to 10 years. Look at her hand. what she actually looks like she's actually a very pretty girl and she's got mental health problems Because this is going on in Iran right now. hospitalized for them. Not that bad. recognizing it california itself is it doesn't exist as everybody thought of it if you think

23:33 the government can ruin a state. And so they let these businesses, everyone's struggling because they're still at a limited capacity and social distancing and restaurants. Oh, yeah. and make these outdoor dining. shut down a gas monkey barn grill for the winter we're just hanging out see what happens now how but let's just put it this way. So what percentage does that person own versus you?

27:03 it's it's interesting. That's part of the problem. It's like, first of all all i don't have enough time and you the reason why you want me to go into business with you as opposed to like a regular real business person is because it seems like it'll work because if you're coming to Dallas and you want to hang out, I want to support the show. Correct.

28:39 you know, I do not know, but it's... But I think Gas Monkey's the way to go for the new show. What? I'm a big chef at home. So I bought a bunch of his stuff from Meat Church. And so I'm considering just kind of making the jump. If you look at, say, Dallas and Houston, the kind of 4x4 trucks that they drive in Houston, They're close to the border. Hanging out, checking out the best tacos and the best uh spaghetti

31:51 Well, we were building them in 25 days. yeah it's out there if he hits up gas monkey obs build excuse me i need to see this and it was All the way back up. parts that we were missing and as soon as I knew I had everything then I took That's what it looked like. Just a super stock sanitary. Oh, God. no that guy talked you into making a mustang well you know if you look at it he wanted it

34:53 A lot of guys are into cars, but they're into new cars. That could be a cool car. It's interesting, too, because it's a 72. That is like... I am fixing to 1971 Barracuda front end, in my opinion, is the most aggressive car front end in the history of muscle cars. make that big now that's a good looking car come the fuck on look at that that grill is amazing

36:53 He did the gills too. that are see 3.2 what i tell you I know my numbers God that's crazy It's like what it's like 65% front end Well, it's like the Boss 9 Mustangs. That was another car that John Wick had. He'd have to look that up, too. Like at the grocery aisle I think that's a 429, right? and it looks fucking insane. You know how small those little sticks are and everything?

39:59 Look at that. that people had with like heavy sheet metal in terms of the weight balance and everything, is what it is and it's the fucking acceleration is so insane for for like the money and for the Just go 2020 Corvette a gold medallion and clears the schools you don't have to i'm scared. I'm not scared to drive a Corvette. fucking car handles spectacularly and the interior is amazing i mean the new corvette is uh i i think

42:33 As far as I'm concerned. I know Guy Fieri. Yellow Car Collection. guy see there's a guy that first of all obviously 72 chevelle which is like the grossest year ever He's got like of $20,000 Harrods. That's a Ferrari guy. and we all just died laughing. Yeah. Every car I buy is black, except for when you get into the older cars. Yeah. That's the car they stole when they killed his dog and sent him on a murder spree.

46:06 Yeah. Wow. risky but i was like i i don't care i want to get out of California I don't care and I got this place and this was a it was in this particular curvature this So these have a reason. And so I said, Okay. in a while uh it's been a little while when i was getting beat down pretty well now i'm ready to be You did well. Thumbs up. on fixing that shit because if everything is good like what are you? A king? What are you, lying down getting fed grapes?

49:18 I actually enjoy it. I usually just go to sleep. Don't get scared. I kind of stumped my toe on that. Well, come on back when you're relaunchingunch it let's get fucked up on it again i was going to bring you a bottle but there's literally none there i can't find a bottle anywhere in the united He gave me some fantastic single malt scotch. Only thing would be coolers if you took it to space with him and brought it back.

51:42 We've been covering a lot of this stuff. That's my take on it, is that women, So they're thinking about it all the time. I don't need that in my life. You might want to sleep in another room. Where'd it go south? do you know that imagine if you're a woman and you just imagine for a moment like every guy you Was John Bobbitt so much of a cunt that lorena bobbitt wanted to chop his dick off i believe so

54:51 It's more than scissors. really have as much social media back then she got whacked by her boyfriend Yeah. Beautiful girl. You know? Wow. This one's a little scary. eight-cylinder four-barrel. It's not necessarily good for you. It's good though, right? That is the plan. Your own water. Like, the grocery stores were still open. And then, and so then I started thinking, okay, well, I have resources, right?

1:00:37 Fuck yeah. Do you have a stroke or something like that? You know, The problem with those guys is they're just jumping the gun a little. And have a nice salad miles that's what i'm talking about yes that's how you do it it is ridiculous it's first time this is the worst thing I've ever seen. And it seems long, but it's not long. you talk to specifically like spec ops guys,

1:04:22 Starved to death. you know what i'm saying that's why you can't buy bullets right now you can't buy how old were you when you joined the force uh i went into the police academy at 18 got shot 92 so i guess i was 22 so you were 22 and you were stopping a carjacking no i was actually and finished high school two and a half years later or two years later

1:07:42 But, I mean, that guy, he did all those stunts. And so, I mean, my lovely wife uh asked me she's like what are you Played my bar for a private party of about 4,000 people. Those motherfuckers rocked that place like it was a 30,000-seat stadium filled with people. And they all showed up kind of pissy. The other thing was it was a Mopar event with Dodge.

1:10:14 You know, like, hey, they nailed it i used that car before it came out in my 2014 Comedy Central special. This is 2014. out yeah for three or four years there i I did all the Challenger and Charger commercials. This could be a novel. I'm pulling motor for doing non-manly things in a Dodge, like eating a croissant. You know, just weird stuff like that.

1:13:17 it in the trunk of the car take their payment and roll away and the car itself had all these cameras With the weed smoke and flapping the $100 bills and doing donuts and stuff. The second they get into the car, they pull the interface and you're gone. Very bummed out. There's certain cars that are just like, they're more than just a car. No, it was a resto mod.

1:16:13 I didn't even know you. And these shapes were getting radical. Flat. I'd give them all up except that. like if you have a 1969 boss mustang that is someone's always gonna want that car yeah but what i'm seeing in the market being that i do that for business is the 30s and 40s and Southern California, the birth of the hot rod. Salute, my friend. seats in a wagon and it's a 421 eight lug four speed uh they have a big show here four speed

1:19:18 It's coming up. God, no. Wow, look how pretty that is. Oh, wow. 421 Tri-Power. Even Jamie, look at him over there. Well, I was just thinking, well, Texas here, in town we can't what are they gonna be now probably a good one baseball Well, Cleveland used to be the Indians. Luckily, it's named after a guy's name because that might be next. There's rock and roll, and the WNBA team was named the Rockers.

1:22:40 What do we do about all this political correctness? it's that stupid yeah it's uh i know what you're saying but you're saying, but it's not a good time because when you allow people to No, no, no. Listen, that's what made me who I am. Three? And they think it's the end of the world. That is time that you're not spending improving your situation, improving your career, getting

1:25:46 about yourself. And they don't realize it because a lot of these people were raised by people that And those morons get a Twitter account. and then you get all these idiots that find like a little echo chamber and they all spew in the They want to bring you down because you're having too much fun. laughs? No, it's not. and it is the craziest fucking depiction of Genghis Khan

1:29:09 people you can measure it i never heard that that's pretty crazy i can't remember i know he's Wow. He does a lot of them. There it is. If it's small letters. They think you can't read. It's so good. They're impressed. I don't understand what that is, though. Yeah, and I played Hit the Light Post with a tennis ball. soul train was in the 70s soul train was in the 70s but the thing is like you know high school

1:32:54 There was Danny Terrio's... the girls on Danny Terrio's 40 years. I didn't think about this Yeah, so... It's probably a sock tie. Him and Ralph Macchio could be brothers easily, right? And he's fucked. Learn how to fucking handle a bike. You got on a freaking The electric bike people? Yeah. Come on. Come on. I'm not kidding. hanging out polo club later there heal up brother that guy's always so mean and then he became a

1:35:47 How about you shut your hole, Jamie? Yeah. and he'll put it in the body of that one, and he's gone way out of his way from the dude who owned the car like he had to find the guy who originally owned it. And this and that. Because they're controlling something that is potentially profitable, It died like two days after I bought it. Did you ask? Why?

1:38:59 They're going to go the speed limit. That's dangerous. That guy's just trying to be president. signatures so far. With a star dimmed. I mean I like if I can't go out and smell the gasoline and hear the roar and And we would all just sit there when he drove by like, wow, there it is. breathing dragon with a dude on there with the sword that looks amazing, look side pipes

1:42:13 We should. Maybe there's like a value in being more vanning we could spray paint one of those cool mercedes vans too we don't have to go with them and throw them into the front and then um he'd throw them out either side yeah i had to Fold papers, stuff them in those plastic bags. But I would resist that for most folks. delivered and they said you know there was a about two saturdays ago i didn't get the supplemental

1:45:00 I had to travel outside of the state. And then I'd go straight to school. you have to just do the work and that taught me a lot in life because like that that learning how I bought and sold cars. I don't know. There's no just waking up. Yeah. Because there's too many. Yeah, I hate it here. Well, it's always been the country music and the barbecue capital of Texas.

1:48:22 Over the last few weeks. You're coming, brother? We just made plans. Plans for tomorrow night. Let's do a double date. My wife's coming do. Did I tell you I'm not with Discovery anymore? We just made plans. He moved here. Blew his patella tendon out. I talked to him yesterday Than he was before the injury Let's go, Tommy Buns. Why not? People ask me all the time because I travel a lot

1:50:35 And then it was easy. They test their employees. We can do this. I don't know. I know, but I don't have your kind of money. You afraid of getting up a little bit earlier? Okay? Just around that, 40, 45, whatever. You know, if it was flat. It's a bad spot. He can throw down something. Because everybody says it's worth the line. Can't just be on the didn't want to do it.

1:53:53 They have a whole business. The Onnit. What? At least mine doesn't. You know There's another company that makes But the company that I am one of the owners to form sentences but it's you might not notice it like if you're a person and you don't have like And I'm going to report to my followers what I find out. I'm trying to remember the benefits that they found from it.

1:57:29 I saw something. It may improve the way your body uses oxygen, especially during exercise. which is definitely good for you, whether it's from tinctures, drops or gotcha i like gummies that bind with cannabinoid receptors And also anxiety and relaxation. if you want to do it that way look how long are we going to be here bro you and i were already uh

2:00:37 It was a rough time to be a person back then. Whoever figured out vitamins, how to take them, that guy changed everything. Just passing out. dude i don't even want to do this look at this i've rubbed my elbow raw on this table i have Or are you going to just talk about life? Come on. I don't even think I'm getting pinged on the $25,000 per occurrence with my contract with

2:03:00 Maybe it's worth it. People with children. You got to be a man. There's no fucking way. Dude, it's probably 25 fucking pages, 250 pages long. prenup, that kind of thing. You don't want my shit. Ah, she's the best thing in my life and the restaurant's the worst thing in my life. I found out they all suck. you're going to be thinking about that on your own and you only have you know when we talked

2:06:16 this is my opinion, as an entertainer. relationships and they helped me get to where i am and we're in it for the long haul and i don't about important shit like muscle cars and talking shit that's those are important things for me so I'm not that guy. think about it in terms of I want a fucking banquet if I got rid of them i would have And they took credit for it.

2:10:00 Like, I'm not interested in, like, jumping around with different managers. No, it wasn't good. It's like everything else, man. What I'm saying is business-wise, I think that there's a loyalty to a partnership. so people come to you, and you're like, what are these management people doing for me? I see what you're saying. I'm not nervous at all. I'm bringing more.

2:13:31 he says he wants to do something can you talk to you and then boom they talk to that person and And I'm poo-pooing mine. Like legitimately, they've been with me forever. But these fuckers did not even tell me that my agent no longer worked there. The day of. anything i mean we're talking about the creative uh artist agency artist agency yes so they never

2:15:56 here's the here's the the how the relationship works with comedians you have a manager and the shit against the wall without you know with a lot for the lack of a better metaphor and they hope want to rely on yeah never guys like you and i we don't want that job. I don't want to rely. Yeah, never. Guys like you and I, we don't want to rely on other people.

2:18:01 Where are we going from here? And they're being shut down a single infection linked to the business after more than 83 000 visits holy shit yeah they're Okay, so it's If you'll pay for a day, I'll pay for a day. We got it. I feel like he's... I think that's a good thing to do. Like, what is this GoFundMe for? Someone else is profiting? It seems like a good thing to be in on.

2:21:13 He's got a $100,000 goal, but that's before he realized that he was up to $1.2 million. Attilis Belmawr. You and I just jumped in. But yet more people are getting infected at grocery stores. I saw the face of Tony Hinchcliffe the other day. He's stretching. Yeah, we double door it. How many years can you drink like that and just be fine? That's called pre-gaming.

2:23:43 It was the guys that were giving it to me. I actually went to a Meanwhile, I'm a big fan of I was like, they taste good. I don't even know how to say that. fucking swamp taste that's how it's tasted for 75 years yeah a lot of people love that you know There's people that are whiskey taste testers Like a silly little rat at my age. fine you're protected there could be a good way

2:27:08 I think the issue, there's a multifold issue. You say that like it's a bad thing. Nope. And he was a college kid. No. That's what I'm saying. in that face or not i do i don't care anybody's watching i don't care if I make that face or not. I do. I don't care if anybody's watching. I don't care. but it is pretty funny. Okay, and then Okay, so But if you put it on Twitter or Instagram...

2:30:40 Yeah, that's pretty cool. I didn't listen to the song. Didn't steal it for the whole world. Yes. Yeah, you shouldn't. Look at that All the way to Brazil and a bed. Look at that fucking place, Six? There's certain people that get to a certain point in their life where they're like why am i just staying in one spot i just want to live So about half. You get one of those.

2:33:52 Because I'm not doing that. get you some of that oh look how pretty that is though it's It's got 36,000 miles. They want 580 grand. In the bunk cabinet. that are unidentified but it could be i do russian chinese i do but i also don't think that uh we were ever landed on the moon And if I'm honest about that, That's what I really think. or because they're more conspiratorially oriented.

2:37:57 we just want at our core being and so my thought process is not are they wrong did they lie my thought process is we will land a man on the moon in this decade This is what I used to think. There was a monkey, by the way. But the footage that they used, what they showed on television, was 100% bullshit. the fuck it was. Well, I think We would have taken control of that.

2:41:26 And then it allowed people to think. fucking rock that's hovering over the earth not true you want to take over and on top of that If you could get bud on the moon. Throw a few shipping containers up there. We would go and take it. be too busy trying to fund doing it Actually you're talking to two of us yeah you just go higher than the other planes it's supposed to be mine i had terry verts on last week

2:45:04 What, did he just go straight up and then come down? go back to raise hell a really big step an orbital reusable launch vehicle that will build a road to space. I like that. Tourism on the moon. She looks good. I'm not against any of it. What, with the nose swab? Who's out there scratching up your DNA? And it was going to be... And I said, well, we'll find out in the morning

2:48:02 one kid Chandler so If somebody comes to you with a solid concept benefit in being one of the people that innovates in space travel if you could come up with a thing where you send people into space and every time you do it you could charge someone 100 grand That's 100 billion. It's going to become a commodity very quickly. I'll wait to see it. Got to disable ad blocker, son.

2:51:12 I could fly all the way around the fucking earth they're great it goes they go zero to 60 so fast it doesn't seem right and it's a suv they're so go a thousand years from now. they're going to absolutely have space flight to Mars Nah, I don't know about alien technology, Get it around. It looks like it's going straight. I thought you were supposed to be really good at this.

2:53:42 Assholes. Well, I don't care. I'll be right back. We go and grab shit. That's the argument. Not much. They stopped, sort of, I guess, with the Concorde. Or no? It wasn't that bad. 1990? In 2000 I don't think it cost too much money And a lot of them were very wealthy. it's gonna happen. But it might happen Might have did it once. No, through a telescope oh me do you know they don't

2:58:50 Resolving the larger lunar rover, which has a length of 3.1 meters, would still require a telescope 75 meters in diameter. That's what we do. images of things that were way far away. about it, to tell you the truth. If you were an alien, wouldn't you be fascinated by hot rod culture? Up until then, we're just living. We're having fun. The ones that the New York Times puts on the front page of their newspaper.

3:02:10 I just don't know about New York Times being a paper. mean yeah um but do you think that aliens have visited I'm gonna give it a Alien pussy. That we didn't even know Okay. It's got the big crazy tail. I want to say it was like 13 pounds That's a fucking hell of a fish yeah i have the But largemouth bass go fucking crazy. Would they be scrutinizing?

3:06:06 I couldn't trust her. But if they were running this ant farm Well, So do you have a, Sir? It's a good time. competition if there was any competition is passing me up because they ain't working either Like, that is really what it is. lucky enough to be going through the experience that I'm in, It makes you, you know, makes you energized. Raps did they have on your social media

3:09:21 Nothing A picture of myself February. Yeah it's gonna be insane Okay Well, that doesn't include the four I had before breakfast. It's a regular Monday. You look really good. Anything? You have zero cars that would win. But you can put a dragster on the street full length as long You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying there is a line that needs to be drawn between enjoying the ideology of internal internal combustion engines and i like how outlawing

3:13:15 Yeah. They were talking about doing that? Like, definitely. Scientists at the University of Earth Environment. you say that Jean? Is that standards regularly fall short of expectations set by the world health organization yeah but that shit has to be reduced can drop your life expectancy by 10 years. He's all about those parallel bars. is you don't have to do it all day.

3:16:31 420? Podcasts are a weird or an executive talking about? What are you fucking idiots talking about? It's going to live forever As soon as they can make it valuable, then they'll clean the air up. Do you know what the worst juxtaposition in the entire United States is right now? Yes. Are you so selfish about your coke use? Yeah. I'm a fan of cash. like i need five grand you're like i'll give you 3 cash. And you open up that box. Boom.

3:20:16 Remember that scene? Click, click, click. Oh, that's bullshit. Didn't Ving Rhames show it to Bruce Willis? In a backpack. How long did they fuck with you for? It's a good drug. Or into the country, 10 grand. called but it's been on a bazillion movies and uh i won a bunch and then i i got there and i cashed Yeah. Now you may or may not get it. In South Carolina, there's nothing else to do.

3:24:27 believed to be involved in the drug trade that was seized by law enforcement. and they apply it to the police force, which makes the police force more incentivized to go after drug dealers. Oh, cash. That's why I don't carry cash anymore. i cannot take two pounds of gold airport staff notices man walking strangely then finds over two pounds of gold in

3:26:34 try to take a shit Yeah. So you got to think the dude who got busted with four pounds. with coke and go in the wrong life with the wrong situation that could have been me Fuck off, gold dick boy. Jewelry. He had all that stuff up his ass? you can't how many do you think every year people go through the border with gold up their ass. Six ounces. and he probably started stretching his asshole at work.

3:31:07 Oh, my God. It doesn't say the weight. They don't want to tell you the weight because it's got to be at a time in the market when gold was at an all-time high or something. It doesn't say the weight. He was a gold digger. Why does he have to have that accent? That's right. Should we keep going? No, it's enough. Let let's wrap this up should we have a shot uh no no i'm done all right

3:32:51 If someone calls you a sissy, does that sting at all? Like a Nerf gun. Wherever it lies What are you talking about? It's legit. Stayin' Alive. It's legit. It's legit. Stayin' Alive. It's legit. No, I'm telling you. Come on. Richard Rawlings do you have your fucking social media back Joe Rogan is not Woo!