Joe Rogan Experience #1585 — Michael Kosta Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! And so it's like flooding with all these people that I know that are now on Signal. great uh michael costa you might know him from the daily show he's also a fabulous stand-up comedian Well, this is what's bizarre about it. It's, as a younger than you comic, you know, you look to the comics older than you and you say,

2:13 You're like, Jesus, will you let him finish and then you let her finish? her the ball back until you asked her a question and this is like you know we're like six so i But her and her husband just talk louder over each other, They just talk at you. Long stoner conversations. I don't know. Like, why do you feel comfortable? Marijuana. For sure. Okay. Definitely marijuana. Long stoner conversations.

4:01 You know those. Right. And you're like, why have I been here for 20 minutes And then there's a few that are excellent and awesome. and everybody's getting them the pieces of paper, but they're literally like, Normally you, your brain rhythm is off when you get up early in the morning You get back to your room And then wake up Because you would promote the date on your podcast.

7:09 only the ones well there's some I had relationships I would welcome do some shit in the afternoon you know i would i would yeah exactly i would i talk yeah i i I really enjoyed learning how to cook and having a meal at dinner. and off lots of whether it was la or new york lots of times it was like crappy food get it fuel You know, I don't know, A lot.

9:27 and now you're carrot top at the luxor forever so dave and i did this month and now we're gonna do And then once the vaccines roll out and once treatments improve But also you got to work your shit out. like a new bit and then realize like oh one, one of these days that bit's going to be good where it's like, evolution of comedy, my brain will automatically, through many reps, trim that thing, add to this thing.

11:53 whenever you came back i forget 2014 so for six years it was when i was passed it was different And then you kind of see, oh, it's Tuesday night, so that, so that. thinking oh wow yeah oh this is kind of crazy like because i don't have to do morning radio now many things like one of the things about chapelle that's fascinating is he doesn't use any social

14:39 i i get tweets because i work on comedy central i get tweets like I don't support you because you guys haven't paid Chappelle, But I was just thinking, and this is what's fascinating about what's happening right now in a farm oh yeah he's a fascinating character i love him i love him i love hanging out with him he's just And the thing that he walked away for, I was dealing with the same people at Comedy Central

16:46 Show nudity, we'll blur it out. Yeah. and he yells out, let's get this party started. So I said, let's do two different ways. In my experience... Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. right it was like you better do under three minutes it was like and then if you've listened When I first started doing it, I just did it because it was fun. Because that's all I need out of it.

20:51 they don't have to listen i don't give a fuck listener don't listen right you have to just Yeah. Okay, we solved it. If you just did a podcast on tennis, people who are not interested in playing tennis would It's perfect. I don't even know how to keep score. start thinking about maybe i can sell this show and then you bring it into a network and they go

23:10 Yeah. just like god i've pitched all types of stuff and oftentimes i'm hosting it of course that's why i'm in the not even make sense but if that guy's like the president of the network he might try to shove that idea down everybody's throats yeah like It was one of those things where we were doing this all the time. like midgets eating bananas and all kinds of crazy stuff.

25:38 here's, And she climbed on top of this guy, pulled out her breasts, So they made us change it to make me stiff. people say the old sign make me hard was in the background of episode one of the podcast that i That's all it is. thing to do other than stand up so why would i why am i having meetings to be yelled at yeah i mean the internet has made garage band has made

28:03 So I had five years probably where you could really put a lot of times new bits bomb yep add that times 100 that's your whole act right times 100 is like developing an act when you don't know what you're doing even it's the it suck it's it's the sucking of the noise. And often to, oh man, the, you know, sweat, everyone's talking about flop sweat. And as I've gotten more comfortable on stage, hey, it's good.

30:17 Your feet don't move right. I mean, there's a wonderful interview of Roger Federer But one of the most common mistakes people make when you teach them tennis is they run to where the ball bounces, right? all the fucking time so you better get used to that shit yeah and you better be tough enough to that were successful in other things Today we're doing 10 minutes of new shit.

32:30 But the ego is strong. uh you just you just learned so much problem solving disappointment that's a big thing yeah Yes. And that is causing some serious issues they're building outdoor heaters and planters and like i'm like whoa this is fucking awesome I think I said 2.6%. to figure out to do how to do something so like in Los Angeles, they're saying we've got to ban outdoor dining.

35:58 Yeah. First of all, what savings? thankfully a tv paycheck and i'm a stand-up comic but i'm not performing because it's i think it's really holds true, that the people that are creative studio he had everything set up before covid hit he's like fuck what do i do well we go to work Yep. and like and potted plants so you could have outdoor dining or was this a capitalistic thing

38:58 Like, one of the things they were pointing to, like, Japan, And I don't think there's a real way that you can contain it. You ask a doctor a question, Some people, it really knocks them for a loop. I tried to find comfort in reading about the pandemic of 1918, people yeah uh so i hope 100 years later we're better at this stuff. Never really ended. It's 70% more transmittable.

41:53 of California, right, which is the worst examples, they are not experts in the right thing to What you're showing is you have this one idea, you're sticking with it, and there's no indication friends of mine health crisis i i would much rather we elect them off of popularity or whatever it is and then when That's a real problem. to make sure these businesses stay open

44:23 by the time Newsom gets out, he will have destroyed that state. There's not stars above your head. There's walls. Yeah, there's walls. Yeah, I your fucking head not stars there's not stars above So keep the fucking restaurants open that can open outside. They did it in a lot of places. but the problem is I'm eating. like is the shrimp cooked or whatever do we have shrimp and i was like oh you got to adapt so hard

47:00 It's outside of Vegas. They're reducing 25% indoor capacity now. are going to choke today i thought we were headed in the right direction on plastic yeah I have and also I've had Boyan Slot Well, no, he's doing it now. It's a really great pair of sunglasses. beautiful person i love this guy loving to death and there's his they're cool sunglasses yeah that's

49:39 Some of it's 214,000 football fields. But you're not really going to find it with Google Earth very well. like here's a perfect example when it rains in la everything comes down the la river and the la That that's the river. in the ocean with the rain and things like assholes that throw their cigarettes out the window it hasn't really been implemented in terms of creating plastic in this country yet.

52:28 It's totally possible to do as we sit here with all this water bottle. So we get so far down the line with profit and success and Dasani and whoever. And a lot of people fucking litter. gross yeah it just says their punishment is they have to be them what is this 157 000 shipping So like their home isn't enough storage. Bring the winter stuff in. It's disgusting how

56:05 there's less industry happening i don't know well they think air quality is improving but put them right next to the ocean are silly right you're silly right like that that fucking shoreline It's just PCH, but it's all private beaches. Oh, it's pretty gross. It's literally like owning a chunk of ocean. They're literally, there's court cases because people are hiring security guards to kick people off of the land in front of their house.

58:52 happy we came up with that law i hope there's i don't know yeah you know i was i was talking They dump, dump, dump. Yes. And if we harm it, can we defend it? And whenever people don't have consequences for getting rid of that waste in a detrimental way, they do it. Oh, my God. How polluted is that? of like taking the great lakes for granted and just kind of like dumping all their shit in there

1:01:56 that this guy Randall Carlson can point out. with the end of the ice age the end of the ice age and also coincides with this time where this So when particles hit the earth, literally it's the same glass that's created when they When I Google it, rapidly thawed out fascinating thing to talk about. Yeah, but they can't do anything about it. They're not putting nearly enough resources into doing that either.

1:05:12 He's keeping everybody, all the assholes, from coming into the club. Thanks, Jupiter. what did the dinosaurs in and yeah the yucatan impact but that's gonna happen again it's just And 1% of the people that get it. Yes. and, earth one existed we're in the sequel to earth yeah this is the second version of earth earth the heavens i can sometimes see one star from my roof in new york i mean it is like it is just a

1:08:35 Noise pollution is bad too, but at least that kind of dies down at night. But you actually drive through the clouds. And it's so overwhelming that it makes you feel so insignificant. You know, when you look at the mountains or when you look at the ocean, you do get humbled appreciation of la there's a lot of fake motherfuckers there but in general people

1:10:50 why would we go through all that trouble? like the great civilizations like Egypt and the Mayans. summer solstice and they they knew enough Yeah. charge let me just be a guest well he's been in nature for so long that was nuts he understands it and he loves nature like it's I had been to New York once before for a year to do a show on Fox it just wiped me out.

1:14:13 which is now, My parents were living in New York City at the time. That's hilarious. Westchester. you can't hang in the city right right i was like i can't i don't have any money like i couldn't I needed a car, and there was no way I was going to have a car in new york city and pay like i don't remember what a spot was but it was as much as my rent was from my apartment that's how much

1:16:19 and live full-time as a New York City stand-up comic. from choosing that path. Do you really? sweating. And I was like, you were riding a motorcycle around New York City? as easy as popping in the car 10 minutes go to the comedy store get a great spot maybe do another spot up at the belly very small and because of that there's a lot of interaction with the crowd.

1:19:05 and then go let me ask you about this what why are we doing this really i need a half hour i need exist anymore yeah yeah the ones who are successful don't make fun of the road those comedy that was mostly tourists you know i think that was a that's a big mistake that by the way i love carolines no out of touch with what what is it existing in michigan and um yeah and so the road could do

1:21:42 Like that guy did all the places where the hacks went but he And the Laugh Stop in Houston was the first place where I ever sold out. like when I started at the last time, it was like 97, It's not what Houston is. like it is yeah as a comic like you don't want to do those gigs every week but to do them every things and it's such a like it's so it's so motivating because you're like okay some of

1:25:24 sold out but uh you know it's just the way we see people. Whatever. He goes, well, I mean, I wanted to fill the place, so I comped 150 tickets. I go, the You're running law for yourself. They're just. When I do an arena, You bring in Live Nation. what is all this why do you have to do that 200 tickets. That seems really frustrating. It's a lot of work. I wouldn't want to be that guy i don't i don't want to do that that seems like really frustrating it's a lot of work it's it's really and i wouldn't want to deal with some of

1:28:37 but let's pick it up a little bit. the younger guys and girls are more like professional but that's probably good yeah um but you then you have to ship boxes and shirts and stuff to the yeah it's a lot of work to have the credit card machine oh no the fight the carbons the He was like, anything I tell you is bullshit. That's like the big question that you have to answer.

1:31:16 a mental error or a technical personal error i lose the. Maybe my ball goes into the net, right? In your sport, But yeah, I remember thinking like, Jesus, this is terrible. flash i've got to split second before i'm i'm dead well fortunately i've been hit a bunch of times I saw the sparks. We need to figure out how to avoid that shit. It's nothing. I would say move the mic stand out of your way.

1:34:01 Yeah. Yeah. good jujitsu frame yeah yeah why because of leverage leverage yeah and also like Yeah. Okay. All right. hit but maybe you don't get hit in jiu-jitsu okay jiu-jitsu is just just grappling right okay all fucking start getting out there yeah man it'd be fun to do but it's a terrible thing to do during covid because And for some reason in this country, we, all kids play on this like hard asphalt court.

1:37:11 uh, Mostly being twisted in a kicking competition like how are you hit So with pants on, 52 years old, fucking slamming roundhouse kicks into this pad. do that now and you actually can do sports like it used to be Here, I'll send it to you. Here it goes. Hold on a second. I always forget how to do this on Instagram. Share profile. That's amazing. So go back to his profile.

1:40:12 So that's after he got his knee replaced doing this and but go back to his profile pics, because I want to show some of the shit that he can do now. It's just the surface is no longer cartilage. I've seen people with artificial knees. They move like a robot like you're real stiff you can't do anything but he So every year they're getting better and better at repairing and replacing.

1:42:56 cells from uh it was in uh vegas dr rodney mcgee shout out to dr rodney what up dr rod yeah and uh but i you know i fucking torture my body i do a lot of shit yeah and it's all high impact No, I installed it. I love that. Yeah. where these things aren't failing. And so you don't feel any pain anymore. It takes a while for it to heal, but your body accepts this plastic.

1:46:01 Somebody figured out a vaccine. and there's so much 2020 sucks and capitalism kills everybody and blah blah i was like this price 2600 in the pfizer had to pay 2.3 billion agrees to criminal plea oh fuck pfizer pleads They want money. And people don't like that combination of those things that coexist together. want to do our own secret shit in the lab over here.

1:49:08 Vaccines typically and it's going to be good stuff are you gonna take the vaccine i've already had it you think i think i already had it I'm wondering, though. Biden receives first dose bullshit. afraid and don't, or conspiracy, you know, and I think, I believe in it. But I feel like there was a perception that a vaccine was 100% perfect all the time.

1:50:59 it's a very small percentage of people who die from it, right? range it's normally the leading cause of american death right yeah it still is okay okay but there's people walking around out there like human water balloons just sloshy gooey just filled with cake But it's always a big, baggy American university. i'm not even looking i have the hotel like it just has croissant ham cheese croissant it's just

1:53:58 going. It's one of those things. You've got to They don't find a body weight video on YouTube, Dude, I was hotel hotel workouts fireman workouts workouts are great it was i can't i can't remember fucking yoga dude you could find yoga videos Right, right, right. dousing like you're you're forced to like think about yourself when you're alone with your

1:57:42 few stories he seems like a very sketchy human. And there's actually a study that's being done right now at Harvard showing the positive health benefits of yoga in the heat, 40% decrease in stroke, heart attack, cancer, everything. you know you get the exercise benefit as well and you know look these people i've seen people that him to get out of there i just took off right i was like let's get out he's a young guy just i go

2:00:11 He was fucked. Everybody's fucked up. If you drive, you fuck up. But it was one fuck i fucked up before everybody's fucked up if you yeah exactly like if you know and then i get done and i do feel this jolt but like i want i want the businessmen get shit done i want that guy to start to work with me on my business yeah that's Right? And I was winning a lot of tournaments, so I was, like, real relaxed, and I wasn't nervous.

2:02:59 when i'm scared like you're on an edge like and so much of that is fast twitch reaction you have to be at a hyper was extra detrimental because if you're like, and I always think Everything relies on, I just can't imagine making a living off of my tissue. kinds of other stuff. was in z wantonejo mexico and then i was in some small windmill town in the netherlands and it's

2:05:19 And like, I always wonder American football players at halftime, Yeah, but the thing about football, too, is like, you know, Oh, that's hilarious. Nah, just make jokes. Weightlifters do it, right? If you can do a breathing and they just yeah but a friend of mine who's a doctor was telling me it was a significant issue in the they definitely have refueling strategies during

2:08:41 your body like i can eat fruit and then work out hard right afterwards yeah apples or something like that yeah your body's not working too hard to So I could basically eat whatever the fuck I wanted to. And I look down. And I'm still- I know, you can just go like this. Because after you ate, Let's keep going. The fuck is it to get it in there? everything let's say the shutdown the beaches blah blah trying to investigate sugar and sugar

2:12:18 Also, it's dumbasses in Florida. Oh, great. Yep. Yeah. a certain amount each year hey guys yeah exactly what about us i've been kind of impressed by like more or less my zooms are always working Yeah. And I don't it like on a press call and someone from vulture like turned it over or something it was like i Maybe? mx i can't keep track not mr not mrs mx is that new oh my god it's a new thing gender neutral mx

2:17:12 So he probably was doing, like, he probably had a chat with, he probably had, he was probably addicted to, like, a porn chat room. and you know the problem is that's gonna that could possibly haunt them and haunt their reputation as they move on. he lost his fuck i mean that's a tough job to get now it's gone and he apparently was very good he He was good.

2:18:42 He legitimately made a mistake. He's like, I know what I'll do. let's connect, chat gals. You gotta, But you pay them. And you literally can feel everything. And you're having sex with this person. You think you're having some suit some fucking wet suit haptic feedback suit and you literally can feel her pleasure centers and it gave her a button and when she was feeling pain she would hit this

2:21:22 I mean, isn't this like the rat and cocaine thing Oh yeah, she was begging them to take it out but there's a couple articles about this device $25,000. We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen, Sounds like I'm not going to ruin the story, recreate the DMT experience in some sort of augmented or virtual reality. Because if you're just experiencing the euphoria,

2:24:08 shooting heroin i mean it must be good right has to be you know i never talked to hedberg about it they were, nope. comedy brain and he got addicted to heroin? But was that brilliant brain influenced by heroin? Yeah. Yeah. to these netflix type shows these streaming shows whether it's uh hulu or amazon has uh a sex i mean it is a sex call we find out at a different documentary on the stars network the

2:27:49 Yes. but he watched goes on you realize that it gets really dark and it gets really crazy that's it but that's a wonderful I actually bought his book. He was making shitloads of money, because it is... homeless people so they could vote. themselves alone now all of a sudden they got brought into this worth it yes okay i want to watch it again I want to watch it again. Yeah. I might watch it again tomorrow.

2:31:34 I mean, her outfits, I felt like I was into female fashion. make them flawed just like anyone else and i like like that they're doing that. Well, I love strong female characters when they make sense. I know. just awesome yeah that's what i like i agree with on that. I went down a pathway with Queen's Gambit where I was like, is this a true story? long-form game yeah i mean months you could really play. They get into speed chess in that show.

2:34:05 I think he eventually bailed and stopped stopped doing it but um i've had problems with video games The color of money. had to go like in the in the uh the middles you know you had to do all this creative shit short drugs really like an adderall type situation yeah because they would gamble and they would play for death yeah it's like amongst top players unless there was an agreement like you could make an

2:37:09 and eventually Jackie Gleason overcomes him Okay. They're made for Tom Cruise. I fucking loved Color of Money when it came out. tennis dude it's it fucking infuriates me any commercial with tennis they're Multiple time world champion, Yeah. Jackie Gleason literally How did you get introduced to pool? It's one of the reasons why I moved to New Rochelle, because I could be

2:40:34 he goes in here doom i remember that with his dumb accent yes he was he was excellent in that film This goes here, da-da, da-da. and you want to control the revolutions that the ball makes over a long period so it's all touch Well, it's a game where people get mad if you pretend you're not good. Like, men always want to pretend they're really good at pool.

2:43:17 on the road and do do gigs i'd find pool halls and i play in pool all night long that's what i and i say i'm okay and they say what do you shoot and i say 110 they go no there's no chance i get Yeah, but like 90-ish is probably a good number. People lie about pool. Everyone knows that. Well, why wouldn't they be gender equal? And the women are capable of beating some of the best players some of the time but

2:46:06 weren't really playing men right she was playing men and beating them and she was a fucking killer We don't know why. She plays fifth when she was nine years old. god damn it eva matthias eva matthias oh that's gene belucas versus eva matthias now even matthias Eva Mattia. That's Jean Lucas versus Eva Mattia. Now, Eva Mattia is another one. Yeah, there was a Billiard Network at one point.

2:47:51 right that thing is like the guys who do it really well they make a of money, or they did at one point in time. Darts. What do you mean you can hit off the walls? And this was how long ago did tennis get invented? too complicated and yeah it was like french and english royalty kind of uh took the game and Three cushion billiards. That's what that's called.

2:50:56 This is part of the origination of tennis it's like a a bastardized racquetball versus tennis right billiard pocket billiards i believe was started in america it was like a saloon game. We wanted to eat the ball. and then bounce off of three angles and hit the other ball. So you hit the first ball, and then you have to hit one, two, three cushions.

2:52:59 original ball, the See that? And he's going to do the same thing This guy's body type is perfect for pool isn't't it all fat and lazy is that what you're saying What the fuck? I was like, explain this to me. I don't even know what it is. It's like you have to have this really weird perception of, you know, where the thing's going to, you got to really have a deep understanding of where the ball's going to go.

2:56:15 That's nice. body type from being successful at their activity or other way around? Are they successful at this advantageous? Because of John Daly? Don't be at the Irvine Improv and was like, we got I heard, but I also can't see him with his shirt off anymore. Just felt weird. Sweaty body. You can create your thing. One of the nicest guys I've ever lived.

2:59:12 getting drunk has always been fun the recovery is just getting worse and worse and worse and worse We had a conversation about this because Okay, God, you've got to say that. no left leg, shoulder he got all that for trying to dunk on a nine foot rim yeah oh so tom look he's fucking I've had my meniscus scoped. before the injury they're're playing against someone.

3:02:03 and Tom hurt himself. I actually, look, based off- They're doing a two-on-one. Billie Jean King. match like was he was he gambling this thing away now i would make the that, did he throw the match? Like, was he gambling this thing away? So, like, that was how he made his living. New York City. The Washington Square Park. and they all meet there every day and play chess.

3:04:48 that what's interesting there's a community like that yeah yeah that they have this place where Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Always. Yeah. But billiards, it was just never... into if i didn't get injured but when i got injured i had this you know when you tear an acl And all they did was play pool. It wasn't that there weren't women there there these are all this is like this weird segment of society that did they just

3:08:41 structured sports is very structured and when I entered the comedy world, uh, It was at the time when I first started playing pool, they were drunk junkies also because they were the drugs a lot of guys did coke a lot of guys Like he had a guy in stores that would get them to him filled with money. He could play. was so outside the lines that's crazy i mean i'm thinking of the biathlon now when they when they

3:11:27 ball it's the pressure shot yeah and it's a fine movement like you were saying earlier and you do and over again just to drive the guy crazy sitting there watching yes and people are like well we He would go to the bathroom and he would shoot heroin. And then he'd come out of it and he'd be ready to play. news radio right and on the Sundays I would go play in the Hard Times tournament they had like

3:13:55 He didn't understand. if we get arrested they take my car he goes we won't get arrested i go no no we could easily He was so frustrated that I wouldn't take him to get heroin. because of his uh the amount of money that he made he made millions of dollars that was just his nickname international sal right uh it was american express cards he ran I didn't buy a car.

3:15:59 It's like hilarious. based on where you came from, like Mount Vernon Tommy. he would horse bet all day, It's kind of a gambler's paradise as far as the sport's concerned right because each shot could be a and they had decided to just live like dirtbags and you know through the great depression these There's some places you can go. netflix series where they explained like the the the it would have to be like the queen's gambit

3:19:13 about Richard Nixon and he looks up at the screen and he goes, If you couldn't play pool, who are you? A lot of boxers would play handball. Oh, cool. No. shit about racquetball racquetball is trash man he tried to transfer to tennis no i remember he but it was like for 500 bucks or something ridiculous like that. Because you can't make any money off of Taekwondo,

3:21:43 Hi, man. end game and then it kind of well i wasn't desperate when i started this podcast right I didn't have any money. moved out of my parents house i remember thinking like fuck like and i was teaching too i was And Chris McGuire, we all started out in the same group. like front angle and i would always play these guys because i but i'm fit so i could i

3:24:45 like four grand but i remember but it motivated me that i was already poor and i was like you know married and you have kids and you have a full-time job you tell your wife look I'm thinking about Because he was such a winner. And I was already kind of a winner at Taekwondo. I hurt my knee when I was 21. They would just, whatever the fuck they could.

3:27:02 Fuck. So if you wanted some sort of aerobic activity and he would play racquetball. There's a Twitter account for his knee? What does it say? When I knew him, yeah, that's his knees. Look at his that he's a comedian? I didn't know who Sam She was really bold and funny. okay it's kinnison's bit where kinnison's like he goes imagine these guys they're lying down with the freshest male corpses. You ever see the bit? I don't know. It's one of the great stand-up bits of all time.

3:29:24 Oh, oh! life keeps fucking in the ass even after you're dead it never ends it never ends oh oh this girl I got it off of Blockbuster Video. You roll the sleeves up. Maybe she listens. She's like, oh, oh! You mean life keeps fucking in the ass even after you and she she knew the words too another really important thing because i couldn't believe how funny he was just talking yeah i

3:32:07 God damn. they put a lot of pressure on you That's the time to get your fucking act in order. Well, I remember you mentioned your parents took you the confidence the arrogance the I'm an expert uh love that 11 10 years old I was raised to be to what you show them that I actually need to get back to journaling of something I've decided, but I would kind

3:35:30 bit of a reprieve from the pressures of of competition so if i had a match in a couple and once you do it, you're fucked. much easier person to hang around once i started doing comedy it's like i was getting what i needed and also let's not forget it's great to make people feel a moment of reprieve i mean that is as an audience yeah it's also benefited me i remember when i was uh like early days in my

3:38:33 And then I realized that I had not taken the same principles that I had applied to martial And you should think about this funniest people surround yourself with them and work together yeah and then go on the road together don't don't take bad comics on the road with you It's this guy named Steve G who compiles the world's tennis results at every level.

3:40:34 and that's what's so crazy about comedy some of these guys that you're competitive with famine mentality in comedy for a long time because if like there was only like four networks right that but if you're podcasting and you're hosting a show and you're you know writing a show and And they think that somehow by being mean It's one thing that these people have all in common,

3:42:48 did it ramp up when you got the daily show? Yeah. doing this to be popular i'm doing it because i want to make people laugh and it makes me feel and they just always look for the worst in things. have experienced really fucked up things during the quarantine and as i tell this to other people monkeys they're fucking like sleeping and hugging and they're so close they You go to a fucking zoo. You look at the monkeys. They're fucking like sleeping and hugging.

3:45:17 You think? it yeah i i just been telling people like what you're feeling is exacerbated right now it's yeah the la version of this i don't know if you remember this uh i had i had fucked up the booking, and I needed to do some pickups, Holy shit. You were doing a lot of stand-up. I know. and a Gem Theater in Detroit. So I appreciate you having me on.