Joe Rogan Experience #1603 — Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day you know you're not gonna see a lot of it that's what i like shit no way in us yeah kind of like He turned me on to Grand Seikos This is like hand polished finish. Yes, Don't give me that. And I was like, you need a real watch. It's an Omega Speedmaster Moonphase watch. I love Omegas. I watch, too, because it has a moon on it. Was it Omega? Yeah, it's an Omega Speedmaster Moonphase watch.

2:24 But when you see it, see if you can get an image of that does he know watches was he stoked or was have a steel band so see that image of the moon yeah it's like a perfect image That was the watch. Yeah. Yeah. Stubbs has a 400 seat No, Elon already had it. I don't know. that it was going to be like so covid everybody was just you can feel it out here bro people don't

5:25 Yeah. Me neither. At this point in time. Be cool, man. Yeah. Be cool. Yeah. Everybody everybody's gonna get it Yeah At this point in time When you get it And then announced While you had it For going and doing that show in Houston Well he's worried about getting it Whoa I mean, that's obese. Yeah, shit happens. And poor diet But you know I went to Tim Dillon's house To pick him up because he was co-hosting King and Sting with me.

8:03 I got them here, though. Right Because all those people You know I get it At all costs Yes. stuff happens he does not give a fuck play that please play that valleys, eggs, school bus, right and he's so prolific like he works so hard like anytime something is happening like he's got read a bunch of yeah he likes it he's he's curious about what what so he knew a lot of

12:02 decided they were going to figure out... And what is it called, the subreddit? It's fun. I might have made that number up. That's a crazy jump for no reason, your radar well i have a confession to make this is the first story that's excited me in a long billions of dollars in losses while the merry band of Redditors gets rich. on the side of the billionaire elite. As I laid out yesterday, they are already going into overdrive

16:10 Maybe it's Reddit. They never call for regulation. Never. They never call for regulation. Keep going. that are there available to everyone, image of that guy he's a famous actor on this clip have issues he has Richard Now go back to her. I don't mean to deadname or misgender. But a couple of average Joes on the internet make money at the expense of a billionaire

19:01 As GameStop and other stocks soared, Arthur Levitt Jr., he decided to weigh in. investigate now? That this is what they want the government to do something about now? influential people who rig our economy on a daily basis. You want a near perfect corollary? right after that interview, Can I have some water? Yeah. What the mark... First of all, with a ponytail.

21:41 I don't drink all your shit. Dude, he was like, tell me which one you like. It's tough. I'm not a big smoky guy, but I heard it's good. Yeah. for sure i think he was master hour planning on it right get on it josh do you know jamie you still He was just sitting down, and I was like, what are you doing? Well, I'm giving it a year. I got them gnarly guns.

24:10 No, I'll call Tim Kennedy. Yeah, he always asks me to go shooting hogs with him out of the helicopter. Yes, they're great to eat. Nope, nope, nope. rare but you have to get it to like 135 and cook it for like many hours yeah tim don't give a fuck other disgusting yeah i would do it though but yeah i'm staying point is i'm staying in la for Yeah, I boosted his tweet.

26:56 Chamath or Chamath. What is his full name? Sir Lankan. Yeah. but yet they're not showing the COVID data anymore. well the the other thing is that he did a q a and some guy asked him uh you know is this because of through these outdoor dining establishments. So they keep getting their checks every week. It's like there's so much garbage in politics.

29:37 If they have a home there? Yeah, they're going to pull your licenses and they'll never let you get it back. The Comedy Store in La Jolla should have been opened up a long fucking time ago. Good for you, dude. Terzian. He was like, well, it's not my fault. The San Diego guy? Really? It's insane. Fuck yeah. Who's like, I'm cool with everything but God.

33:03 Look what you've done. And then this other gentleman from Google has some very good ideas. And he's probably been able to do this for his whole career while he was running San Francisco. aren't open i don't have hair and i know beauty salons are closed how the fuck do you not know it's it's crazy like the fact that that is tolerated Because now people are coming at him on the left for reopening up restaurants.

35:24 we're not gonna have anything to open back up to if we if we keep shutting down like yeah bitch we've been saying I talked to Governor Abbott, the governor of Texas, and he was real clear. there are no things like these fucking politicians they live in this world where they get a paycheck no matter what. Oh, yeah. california and the reality of la is it's there's too many people a lot manage because there's less people. The reality of California and the reality of LA, there's too many people.

37:13 Interesting. All of it? lost or they die in the pandemic or in any way and it makes you Cigar lighter Gangster Like Black Rifle And Tim Kennedy Yeah Tim Kennedy G gave me a gun when he came on the podcast standard well no not well no not right now yeah that's what i'm saying when it opens up yeah well when it The real jobs are the jobs you create yourself.

40:44 close you had that little stint in denver and came back but it's like you've been there forever man But we don't need just one great place. guys yeah but they want to be those guys yeah maybe killing it i don't okay you don't yeah i see what you're saying but listen chris di stefano is not selling out arenas yeah but the reason i think it worked out for them but the reason i think

43:07 maybe it blows up like Nate Bargatsky, He deserves them all. that's beautiful. Everyone loves him. Everyone knows how improvisational all fucking around with the crowd and then he does his netflix series based on shit Him and Tim. That's what Mark Norman said. Yeah. some fighters got punched in the face but i'm saying no one got hurt from covid everything's

46:56 blame herb there because like dude you know that kid come on but then if you expect a corner of was a royal ass whooping and you're also talking about a guy in max hallway who's ready never been Didn't get sat down, dude. Dustin says, hold my hot sauce. Oh, yeah. he almost got to his phone, text me No, I have not. Oh, no, you can't do that. Good luck.

50:19 And this pains me to say this. No, hear me out here, dude. Yeah, give them some time off. 55 is where this thing should be settled yes and you do that in dublin but they're out of the But Patricio Pitbull knocked him out how long ago? And, of course, Mousasi. And you see the way he beat Lima. Yes. Have you seen that card? listen now you know i'm a connor nut rider i i'm fucking bukkake stylebender guy

53:49 The most complex. Stylebender and Wonderboy as far as pure strikers. But Styleb versus jan you know i think stylebender is a favorite and then he should 6'4"-ish, 6'4 1⁄2". Oh, he's so juicy. That's a dangerous fight. You're saying with no crowd? Oh, word. I told Justin, like, what the fuck are you doing? Quick on that do it from the do from on wordsward Years and years and years Of his body being destroyed

56:12 Yeah still thick While you're in the middle He gets fucked up dude Yes And Stipe listen i've been in training camp with you but he's a That's a good way to put it. Well, people forget. And when he fucked up Brock Lesnar, when he fucked up Ben Rothwell. I mean, he's... And I don't think we'll ever see that type of cardio ever again. had dc in here but you just talk you know You work with DC, you son of a bitch.

58:44 Yeah, so that's where I'm at with it. Fedor when he fought Noguera. and they do it in football with Tom Brady and these other guys. he talked about the only people they didn't dope was the figure skaters. So that's a time period man So does Tony Cycling yeah that's right Dorian Yates. Oh, come on. Fuck you. It's like you can't really have a greatest of all time.

1:01:53 I love it, too. so i think with max holly having such good performance it's kind of like when gsp came out Just about timing, stuff like that. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense to just go to war all the time. And see, that's where I'm at. Ben Askren is and I give you their resumes. Hold on, are they wrestling? killer but they didn't strike he didn't strike with him at all but didn't get knocked out right

1:04:56 up with anybody. These are great points. Robbie got fucked there. But then he fought Jorge Mazzone fighter b youtube star youtube star did some wrestling in high school says he ran a 4 4 40 and you say, well, who did he beat up? Guarantee you beat him. He won't be able to do that. But he's got a month. Well, not just that. Let's say it goes past the third round.

1:08:22 if you bought a month later it's 29.99 if you wait till the night of the fight it's 69.99 americans and the world's not used to time thing and he's still fucked right yeah it doesn't matter literally fighting it doesn't matter the best boxer ever right or one of he's certainly in the Sure. Good points. And was winning Like here's Seth And I looked up.

1:10:57 And he knocked him out in like 20 seconds or whatever it was. they just want him to lose and roy gets him in that crucifix and you get him you get down kimbo's Even more, yeah. Because when you're in the UFC and they're trying to prove a point against you, You know how the game works. wins that that's a tough fight for him too but what you what you're doing is in hindsight you you fucked up the

1:14:05 He also needs a challenge. Because Nate's waiting for that Conor fight. UFC contract. He wants to fight Masvidal? And if he wanted to fight and just be a regular boxer, You're looking at, what, 10 years? But he was no training before that? Mm-hmm. Yeah, they are. That's my point. there's not enough time in the day to get the skills that's going to take for you to be to

1:17:16 Tybura? Yes. And I know it sounds like I'm being negative, but it's just not. because what you can do to people on the ground someone can do to you standing up You're never going to get them there, dude. So you can do it, but there's a ceiling. You don't have enough time. They can learn. or Muay Thai or whatever it is, gonna fight a guy like uh like a conor mcgregor or a guy who's a like a legitimate striker who's

1:20:59 How crazy is Diego Sanchez? But, you know, that's why Conor, he knew that the timing in the ring rest was going to be an issue. that would actually be a good fight for Conor to get tuned up, right? That's what he was doing there. And we all made fun fun of him but i think you notice most fighters didn't make fun let me get some rounds in. Well, UFC's never going to allow that.

1:23:11 Dana was a great promoter, but Brandon Schaub, you make a lot of sense. We're going to make more money, dude. Oh, get out of here. Oh, you think Abu Dhabi gives a flying fuck? What do they have over there? Yeah, big ass boat. And then only having having the lead of the lead pay for tickets, How fun would it be if they're all rocking back and forth?

1:24:57 So if you're going to have to have an audience, like they got to know where to go. They had Leonardo DiCaprio's character figured out, like, move offshore. i don't remember that it's early i haven't seen that movie in so long the butcher i loved it when Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real Bill the Butcher. Insane. Yeah, look at the photo of him in the lower right-hand corner right there, Jamie, with

1:26:36 They take it off, they're all sweaty. Yeah Like he's out Wow You know what I saw Oh my God. How did Tom Hardy not win an award? They're too serious. Really? Yeah. Do you ever look at the YouTube channel Tests Yeah. Holy fuck. Goes through his whole career, like how he started getting thicker. Like, look at the size of those fucking traps. hey, Brendan, why don't you be Batman?

1:29:51 That's all it is. I mean, it's like an awful movie, Fuck yeah. Kamil, you need to see what he used to look like. Like, look. first of all if you are in your 40s it is the disease of toxic masculinity. You're being an asshole if you're a woman. Love him. I am so open about my hormone use. Look at the size of them. Yeah. My neck was all fat and I was sweating all the time.

1:33:43 All you want. so my wife was trying to get pregnant and i was on trt so i had to go jack off in a cup Yeah. I'm just trying to get lean. Better for your knees than running. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Healthy diet. A lot of biking, right? Tons of biking. Yeah. You really like that, huh? Love it. Obsessed with it. Better for your knees than running. So I'm just like, why am I doing this?

1:35:47 they're done fighting, I need a mission. Because of communism body i don't get listen i hope all the everyone opens up and all the businesses are saved as long And put it in a fucking styrofoam cup Like where are they gonna get I think he's from Sri Lanka. Yeah, I think California's got a long fucking road. Like you go around Austin Austin's always been blue

1:38:00 beach i just wanted to see really i just wanted to see where trump was at so i drove down there this is membership only and i go okay um well how much is a member i figured can i get a day pass Do you golf? No, the former President. I won? So I had to check it out. I wouldn't want to live there. Pictures from inside the club. give me some pictures so he bought it i think for um he bought it, I think, for He bought it for $8 million in 1985

1:40:37 What a waste of time If they can get out of here. Why didn't he pardon Julian Assange? And Assange, too. He was probably worried about the repercussions. he tries to wield with his followers yeah try to There's a bunch of these guys who are really interesting, conservative intellectuals who had no desire whatsoever to be attached to any of Trump's ideas.

1:43:04 What was the agenda there, man? Right in the White House. She was a mother. they're the new Tea Party. One in 10. As time goes on, I think we're going to find more and more that it's really unhealthy to be on social media. through people's feeds yeah i was on i was on social media too much and then i was on my phone He has an Instagram account that they set up for when he released that video

1:45:32 but being honest and breaking down what happened as a great stand-up comedian, and clearly he goes down, you know, historically as one Speaking of power, think of Kevin Hart, And Schultz, who's been doing a show for, I think, four years called Inside Jokes on YouTube, millions of views. And Kevin responded back. He would never do something like that on purpose.

1:47:52 I don't want to even name any names of hosts, I'd assume a team, though. I called Bobby when I got done with it because you know i wasn't the internet i'm not on social media really so well he's saying like he doesn't really have a Well, he's just not popular. I'm just saying it was super interesting because I only know your version, Ari's version, Bobby Lee tells me all these stories.

1:49:58 He's trying to find a way to excuse what everybody knows he did. look the guy has been tortured you know that's the sad thing it's like how much does the man Comics that steal, to okay but they're it's brutal the difference is fucking brutal and that difference is because Or texts. and it's good it catches up with them to your point like their specials are dog shit specials

1:52:33 You're so famous that your material is not relatable. I work hard. I work too yeah i work hard i work Yes. They get real famous. He said he went out there and he had this ukulele thing and and it come down and one night it came up but it fucked up and so the bit there's you're going to get to a certain level, right, You got to do real jokes, not references of your famous buddies

1:55:07 Yeah, the comparisons are all like you can't not work. You lose three and you're out of the fucking UFC working at Starbucks. How many guys do we know that are really good strikers, you know, because I'm such a good wrestler, As savage as that guy is, one of good he would be if he fully embraced submissions. Well, it also seemed like Khabib kind of maybe wanted to do that and get it done in that way.

1:56:54 Nuts. I think we... I want to see Justin versus Dustin Poirier again. He might be the motherfucker. Experience, ground game, striking, his reach now, his distance, his footwork, his mentality. But also, he's like, I'm not as obsessed as I should be. I mean, that whiskey company is fucking killing. Yeah, someone brought it over my uh brother-in-law It's fucking good.

1:59:35 with that that's nothing new it's not new but it's new in connor's career if you go to early But his low kicks didn't have the same Nuts. so he's tying you up he's got like an overhook and he'll leg kick you and he learned that kicking He puts a lot of weight on his that that you it's not going to be a thing you know right yeah it's just not you know you're

2:02:15 the skills to beat anybody in the world. It's here, man. Firas Ahabi thinks he quit. him that oh i don't believe so there's no no no listen he didn't go broke if he bought that he has Oh, Floyd Mayweather. With his family Super yacht When I was in Italy, I was there And Steve Jobs Yacht was there Maybe his family That's Connors Holy shit. That'd be fun as fuck.

2:04:47 Podcasts on a yacht I was going They're there all the time. It's a timeshare. better way to go you don't have to think about it he has so much money he's like listen i don't know about your money he's going to do By a lot We know boats are a bad investment Bubba 300-foot Lamborghini Supra Yacht. but then he gets hated on for acting the same way. But ultimately, Floyd's whole persona was about being a baller.

2:08:25 his career he fought much more defensively but everyone wanted him to lose so he realized like Never dropped. No. Young Canelo. Filthy. Jesus Christ. Kovalev is a How so? It bums me out, man. Fantastic human being. What are you going to say? that's not good he fired breland right bummer that is a bummer what is he doing now who is he training with i don't

2:11:19 which is one of the greatest right hands of all time, fucked him up now if you don't have those skill set if your only skill set's going forward throwing You know, have you ever seen a person who does that, whether it's a video game or playing pool or ping pong? Especially that guy. Never happens. And then starches everybody. Everybody. Leaving up to it. Even Ortiz. met on the olympics a year and a half in a training fucking nuts nuts never happens and

2:13:13 Oh my God, that knockout. It was in between. I love Deontay Wilder. But let me tell you something. mask i'll let everybody spit in my mouth j Joshua vs. Fury site fee will be biggest money in No, do it at the Wembley, man. Florida. Cough. You think so? The Deontay Wilder knockout, him not piping down about his mental illness. pregnant moved to england he was born raised in england when he's like six or

2:16:38 He's amazing. Yep. I don't know if you're going to see it, dude. Yeah. He's not ready for Manny Pacquiao. He's like, if he believes he can do it, He's ruthless. That's what he said on my show. Tell me one. And then your boy Bernard Hopkins goes, I think Oscar would beat him. canelo like was just tired of the bullshit i think so and and da zone because da zone was a

2:19:53 He's down for whatever. Hopefully, I know Showtime's in negotiations with him. And I'm a fan of that. He's 39, April. I wonder why. Do you see Triple G? Who the fuck was his opponent again? Suramita. Suramita Like physically He looked on fire. Fitch. in Bellator. Bring your levels up to a certain level also the commissions don't you know obey by those same protocols.

2:23:34 It's not an overall. Yeah, you're fine. Dana was like, he's been out for so long, it makes no sense for him to come back he's like i don't think we're gonna offer him a fight that's what i thought dana So he said, I don't think anybody should want to see a Nick Diaz fight. Because everything that I've seen from Nick Diaz doesn't look like Nick Diaz wants to do.

2:25:14 you have to be 100% mentally, physically, and emotionally ready to train, What'd you do? Just tag people. And it looks like he's training with his brother I called Nick Diaz Was that 2003? I mean, before that, He wants to fight again, allegedly, No? He's a monster. Anybody and everybody. It was because it was a beautiful technique. It was a good punch, but we've seen him take worse.

2:29:09 I mean it was amazing Because Francis is foaming at the mouth. Yeah. Let's go champ He's like, no, there will be some other guys, so maybe Shannon Briggs is one of them. A little bit don't hit me in the head. and i texted i was like dude you gotta calm down I was watching it in my office like this. Oh, good on him, man. Now they're backing him because they want to see him beat fucking jake it's brilliant for him too you want

2:32:34 From Nate Robinson. And the guy's got incredible mental toughness, I know it burns when Jake Paul takes a pee. Let's see his boxing. Can I just see? Just click at the videos link. And this is preparing for this fight? He was also older, man. but you know obviously did a lot of wrestling um he uh he just uh posted a photograph from and he's still calling out a fight.

2:35:53 You know, heavy lies the crown, man. He lost 40% of the vision in his eye he couldn't see uh like couldn't target the moving target like The injury I suffered to my eyes Last year was a career ender I lost a total 40% of my vision, but I wanted to see what one more hard-fought battle was like with the new eyes start bubba this only start because now yes there's gonna be a whole crop of new guys coming

2:38:33 in that regard because i don't think there's anything else that's been clinically proven to especially if you had CT, is supposed to be really good. All right. Shout out to Rogue. a water dip oh don't do that put it in my mouth while i'm swallowing oh god no this one gets That's what it tastes like They're fantastic. But I've smoked a bunch of Chappelle cigarettes before I go on stage.

2:40:41 We're back at the bar. gets you loose yeah yeah it's not you don't want to be drunk when you go on stage no god but a You know how it is. I got my dip in. He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? We've played videos of him doing gymnastics What are you doing? Is he still doing it? Isn't that gross fuck on what a freak athlete and you want to talk about one of the nicest people in the world

2:44:29 It's 20 miles from here What is that? Yeah. And I was like, Your boy Dave got it. Same with Raheem. There you go. How dare you? They won't let you fly over there. Wah, wah. as they drove down the streets. that got COVID. It's your blood type. showed me around his house he's like i'm trying to figure out where to put my fucking sauna i'm I was out. Cranks it up to the height

2:47:49 I do a hot tub. and make it out of the pool. I could barely walk. I just swim in a swimsuit. What the fuck is your bikini? your pussy and you can just go hang around with strangers. skirts What? place that was showing pictures of that those kids like with saggy eight like little seven-year-olds I don't know anybody. Chappelle's there. Chappelle, AC Antonio and Austin. Chappelle's there.

2:50:33 That's the only time I've ever been approached by swingers. And were they hot, though? I think it was Segura. No. Yeah, they was the driver. And were they hot, though? Yeah, they look like bowlers. No, hard pass, dude. All right. I love you, brother fuck all right i love you brother very good to see you man i hope you move