Joe Rogan Experience #1608 — Michael Malice Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day And you also probably use a Windows laptop. Well, I don't leave the house, so what do I need a laptop for? There's nowhere to go. But now double masks. And would be yelling at you that you're not doing it. like people ganging up on people i don't think they're crazy at all i think you know i had this

3:26 screaming, where's your mask? A lot of the really shitty behavior is an excuse to be shitty, like they found an in in order to exert their shitty behavior. It's really reprehensible behavior. And a lot of people chime in that also want to reinforce this kind of shitty behavior. It's like, you don't need a condom and a diaphragm, right? for yourself yeah no you're an ass yeah did you Did you see that TikTok of the white kid talking about how all white people are racist?

6:16 Maoist communism than the Chinese party ever did. But this was what Mao invented. North Korea still What? Mao wow that's an interesting way of putting it but I think you're on to something the the the Yeah, I've seen her. to be accountable everyone is accountable to everyone else all the time. It's like, where are you going to have the time and space

8:57 It's evil, but you've figured out how to manipulate and control the human mind. North Korea is like a black void. It was this really, really, really long path. I have no South Korean and North Korean friends, of course one from south korea because it's a very classist from cities who think they're better than everybody else have when they hear like a thick accent like

11:21 I mean, this is a great genius. Probably because of lack of nutrition. A buddy of mine smuggled a North Korean military suit out of North Korea and gave it to me and it fit perfectly. No, maybe Florence. Right. Because I want to talk to you about it because I've been doing some research about this. You know, if someone's on drugs, they say, what's wrong with him?

13:02 So do you think, you've done more to popularize DMT than anybody else. but yet it seems far more vivid and far more real right than this life right now and there Right, but I'm asking you what you think. but they're 4D beings, so that we're 3D projections of 4D beings. Or I know what that is But new research is showing that it's not just the brain that produces DMT.

15:46 super potent psychedelic compound is everywhere. You wake up and it's the most vivid – you come out of the experience, right? Or just seeing – the way I've been told is that like if you're on a highway, right? where you could have this from just from a near-death experience or the loss of a loved one where you're forced to reevaluate everything and look at things through fresh eyes, that

17:58 experiences because it makes me think about the buildings like this is i just take these Yeah. That's all from weed. You'd say, that's Malice. What is that? Oh, do they? you know, he thinks of himself. and what is wrong, Oh, yeah. he's there to help them achieve their goals that's a whole very different perspective yeah sure yeah Yeah. He's amazing.

23:46 and I'm scared I'm gonna be a bad you want this apple it's a good apple you you i'd rather take the bullet than somebody else not literally in this case i know what you're his podcast has really been one of my favorite go-to shows on youtube now i think it's amazing There's nothing that could indicate why it could move the way it could move. They're flying off these aircraft carriers.

27:02 These are highly technical, highly skilled professionals. They know noise is you know yeah let's pretend one time it's Well, these people that are professional debunkers, their debunking of things is so preposterous sometimes. There's multiple recordings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a, Penn and Teller used to have a show called Bullshit. after two dudes who go on a lake and hang out and are friends like this is like frog and toad right

30:48 he doesn't want to play any part in animal death anymore vegans still take part in insect death That's so pretty. No, they're both illegal, Well, that's why they invented plastic. Billiard balls. problem i'm just saying if you think how much plastic has furthered mankind in so many ways It's like the balls you get. Now, new pianos, they must make with plastic, right?

33:40 I wonder if those old pianos are frowned upon They stopped using it in pool cues. that jacket coat how do you remember that that was from uh just shoot me no that was friends represents fake fur like what kind of conversation are we having here but she's watching on the street um no definitely like when's the last time you did it it's been a long time but i guess when you you're

36:50 okay someone who's using jeb bush as a handle but he has got the check and i look and jeb bush he He didn't want to do it because politics is so screwed up. I do a podcast with her, but I want to do it in person. I want to stare into the ice queen's eyes. There was that movie where, like, Roger made a pass at Roger Ailes. They came with that long cash cash but they wanted to change

39:22 wasn't that big of a deal it was a question in that context at least that's what person you admire for Halloween? like the Al Jolson shit. When you're pretending you're Mr. T, I know a lot. this not so the face doesn't get dark yes wait they just had mr. Lippe you're That's not Photoshop. But they're not that black. He's Canadian. Because I don't think they were looking like this.

42:25 All of them, dark as fuck. If I just have only the mouth. I don't... Now, I'm sure he actually tans as well, but that shit that they put on is like a dye. Oh, okay. All right, it's Tan, your face. It's black body. No way. He's not a He's typing europeans do it more for some reason so it's not a blackface thing. It is a blackface thing. Let's go to some old fun.

45:35 Okay. That guy's got a black face on. We'll get some white folks. So, 2021... Or 2020. Or 2020. Mr's Olympia and we'll see. Let's go. 2021 The guy on the left is white? Shut your fucking whore mouth. He's going to send me pictures. My whore Physique that's men's physique They don't show their fucking quads? Because that's the stage outfit. But I think he'd find it funny

48:40 By Samsung. You would right? To privacy czech republic simon and his great grand his grandparents are still mad because his mom was God. but it's got to be there but a calculator imagine like caring someone mocks whether And they said, get out. north of Africa. They tried to drop them off in the desert. And these Africans are doing this on a daily basis,

51:50 than in north korea i'm like whoa am i getting the silver now and what they did is they took fiat factory that they convert into a worst country for journalists. But it's a they know everything about the world because they just read the same publication everybody else does Yeah, there's a lot of them. You can talk about this. I'm writing a lot about him or the Berlin Wall, the things that they did.

54:51 colluding with them in the past because they're trying to find links so this poor kid is now a how many people starve to death under stalin uh margo huneker who died i think in 2016 she was the So they put them sometimes in solitary. much for granted here they don't know how bad it can get and this appeal to unchecked authoritarianism marxist i mean social stuff when you think of socialists you think of like the most charitable

57:40 Do you use that? Here's the sunset. the comments wouldn't be your high school friend saying, I hope you get COVID and wishing for your death. Yeah, Michael Malice is such a happens yeah yeah so melissa just sent it to me i'm about to post right there your comment no at Maybe he doesn't want people to know. She is a fat bitch, too. think that they should be able to police speech

1:00:37 doing. call someone a ham beast or a ham planet like that is much more hurtful than in my opinion not that Who told you you should get fat to do that? No, no, no. good shape i was in last um i'll show you you're gonna be shocked your contrarian phone with your I can't reveal. Thank you. It's a whole fucking process. Now I realize what it means and I've

1:03:26 and you're cumming on yourself. your penis? I don't know. Jamie? I had an idea. Because I think your audience would like this a lot. whatever. I do Look how red you are oh what does it say it says worrying is a debt you i don't remember what it says what does it say joy for you it has zero appeal to me. I love comedy. Sometimes it's funny. That's funny,

1:06:52 No. and he's lying there making noises like someone's filling his cum gutters. You think that's way too funny. He's armed. No, she didn't die. Fell. The noises he makes are quite humorous. Two different guys. And I actually had a scream, stop the fight, stop the fight. and the referee doesn't exactly know what's going on. But he threw a kick, and Saki checked it and snapped Tyrone's shin.

1:09:55 You know, I've broken bones before. There's a difference in the, like, there's a significance to that kind of an injury. Like, this is how people died 10,000 years ago. I think he won a tournament before. Oh, Oleg was a beast. very interesting guy and again one of the first guys to use leg locks in mma competition like at The guy's name is Jason Mew.

1:12:44 It actually can supposedly But then on each side, he'd have, you know, an inch or so of this weird. So like you ever seen a woman who has filler on her face it's ghoulish like i was super duper high once and i was at the improv I mean, you could see all the filler that she had gotten injected in her face. That's what's keeping them looking a certain way.

1:15:01 Listen, it is what it is. Really? They can. But I think there's a big difference between that A pack of bees? Yeah, but that's like... The hive, yeah. The hive is the... Swarm. It's a swarm a large group of bees? What would you call them? I don't know. A pack of bees? Like they got bee stung. Golden ratio is supposed to be at the heart of many proportions of the human body.

1:17:24 See if you can find this. got a huge jaw like in somebody else you could be like okay this looks like a man jaw but she's no yeah are they really oh yeah definitely why would you want to be irish that's so crazy jesus for their face he will i think he was saying this is my memory on this is like super hazy but if uh It's a situation going on there.

1:20:06 it's the new one or the old one that's supposed to be you You think he looks like he's 80 like Politico-Correct Guide to the Constitution, You look fine for a cartoon. because you're culturally appropriating a trans woman? Blackface people don't look like black people. Wow. became a man. to have a cock to be a drag queen? Not anymore. Oh, boy. who is a very effeminate gay dude.

1:23:34 How do you signal masculinity? dying death throes they start men start dressing up as women and people become overthrown or destroyed. Right, or I don't I have not. situations with involving human beings and unusual states i think some people clearly are just trans oh yeah people respond to incentives yes they don't just respond to it they they lean into

1:26:54 She's talking about the fact that there's these people that are 15 years old that are You know, I mean, and they're doing it in clusters, Which is statistically impossible. take that into account. It's either one or zero. Either you are trans or you are not. hate your body you're actually trans it's very hard for someone at that age who feel uncomfortable in their skin

1:29:33 like, okay, this little kid's going to grow up to be a girl. Or gay. That's the other thing, you're basically eliminating gay males as a class and saying, Yeah. And to be fair, yeah. medical care easiest way to be safe easiest way to be protected less violence than we've ever What do we think of? We think of people, you know, a lot of pedophilia, a lot of like excess in food and drink and chaos and a lot of debauchery, right?

1:32:36 because you the left has historically been very good about this what do you mean by national We've never had one culture in this country since the beginning. do we have geological locations? I should tell everybody, you also don't believe in cops. So you believe in private security forces? They're not paid enough. I think it should be, well, I mean, I'm not an economist.

1:34:33 The fact that you have to get along the location. And they're also conditioning children to get ready to do jobs that you don't want to do for the rest of your life in an extraordinary unusual but difficult to attain way there's no talk of that that that talk And I tell them, this is the advice I always give. everyone's friends are like how did this guy get a book deal this book is shit literal shit but when

1:37:08 And this is by design. that's what they mean. the class you should get individual attention you shouldn't feel dumb because everyone's fast sometimes that happens with kids yes you know and uh that's another thing that me and the 12 year I agree to a point. Right. You have this shitty boss that has power over you get accustomed to that being your boss next. Right.

1:40:03 He just asked me for advice. It's kind of... It's just you do not see yourself rationally in the mirror and you have a distorted view of your own body. every single day, I was told I'm too skinny. When you hear that every day for years, because you're a dude right but that's the whole that's where the dysmorphia comes in. My brain rationally realizes this doesn't matter,

1:41:36 What you did in achieving that physique is impressive. I don't have a gut. Listen, man. He doesn't know up from down by the time I'm done with it. You find things that are irrational and you poke holes in them. Why are these gyms open? the time because guys love big juicy asses that's why they do it i just like to look good to dress Thinking about how much dick they're gonna get

1:44:30 Women love guys with abs. in a very specific context yeah sex right which is what everybody wants everybody wants to be If a man has a nice body and he's broke and he's a loser, Okay. Well, I think you want those cum gutters back i definitely did oh that's not even whoa hold on hold on no no no no this is the most important thing happening for me right now to

1:46:50 Did you feel like you could just fly? i only had one year where i could make 140 that was uh my seven when i was 17 So I won the state championships in 85 at 140 pounds, When I went up to 55, I was way, way better. You have more energy. And then, of course, the fans are very kind to tell me this in all the comments, like how do you look so old all of a sudden?

1:49:14 what are you doing now I'm on a cut so it's just two day up or two day lower The plan was to get thick. Yeah, because it's 1,000 calories. to get a large calorie count. I know that there's weight gain shakes though yeah but that's literally You get bloated. like when i'm talking about weight gain stuff like i don't but again i have this by dysmorphia

1:51:49 I wonder which one's heavier. Right, right. He goes, no, no, no, you just got to contact them, you idiot. Do they take the bottles along the... Aren't the Muay Thai guys like a lot crazier knuckle and they use head butts and it's myanmar and and they they do it over there and uh david did shock him i wore it at dinner we went to dinner that night but no there's ways you can

1:54:31 That's what I've always said. is about trial and error especially young yeah and also when you're having problems like alex and he was out and really fucked up like brain injury like severe head problems after that Roseanne talked about it on my podcast. for nine months after that nine months when she was out of her fucking mind couldn't count anymore

1:57:25 Yeah, you're marginalizing them. You're setting up a totalitarian. they can't do yeah it's a good point is a very subjective term and you were joking around saying she's fat. She was the singer in the punk rock band X-Ray Specs. And she was knowing her family wanted to talk to her. meant to hurt you. They're running at you with their teeth out. Yeah, they're no well they carry bubonic plague well even if they didn't yeah they're running at

2:00:20 He told me about Epstein a fucking decade ago. about the fact that the guy dies in jail in the most preposterous of ways and you know what you Because it turned out he gave Epstein $150 million. This is something that Jones was telling me about forever. Yeah. And for what? It has to be blackmail. Yeah, we talked to Eric Weinstein about that. going to do that?

2:04:03 It's not boys. Look, this is something Alex was talking about a long time ago. The chairman of MoMA. I'm sure you see, but people should look up the video where he confronts David Gergen about it. People that what's that turn agent provocateurs when they smash windows and start fires and you had a book bag, They all were in a safe house, and they were somehow or another all released.

2:06:15 Yeah. Bill Gates clip where Bill Gates is being interviewed by CBS, So this is something that Alex was saying and people were denying it. things that Alex says that, you're not hearing So you should not be surprised if there's a vaccine. Yeah, it's real. want to hear that right and they just oh sandy hook Hook. He'll tell you he's wrong about that.

2:09:17 Anybody who saw that podcast of me and Tim Dillon they would never have him back on they would use that clip as uh this is justification oh sure all people have done on the left like there's there's similar like what's the worst thing that he did Younger gay men. And that was his first gay experience. Yeah. Those are the big ones. He's got a show on Gavin's network.

2:12:15 It's dangerous to silence people. what happened with Capitol Hill Like that you really got to do something. You got to cut these people off. You got to stop these But out of all the things that got said on Parler, They've set this precedent where you can just decide that when one or two or a thousand people post something fucked up, you can shut the whole network down.

2:14:56 that if people feel unheard if people see feel unseen like fat people right if you are just And what really disturbs me, right and when you have you see this in urban minorities you see this in southern whites when them, there's going to be someone who will talk to them. And you don't want that person to be the one talking to them because that person is going to exploit them and put them in very bad directions.

2:17:03 And you're not. Yeah. encounter. Then they've ramped up their censorship and they've ramped up the discrimination against because I don't think that Trump secretly won the election. I do not. But here's what thing that i say i like to say to people because i don't think that trump secretly to question the results of an election that in itself that is

2:19:37 that's the ruling paradigm and it's it's increasingly obvious i think i think we both of a sudden they remove these restrictions don't you think there would be a flood of people trolling If I were the Biden administration and if I were CNN, what would I do to mitigate this increasing level of contempt and unrest among certain fringe circles? by this new administration.

2:21:16 how to work across the aisle. Have meetings with Matt Gaetz or have a meeting with some of these In many ways, but because there was no Wild West Twitter, it became a voice of only the conservatives. there's been actually studies about this when you have uncensored comments like youtube comments no reason that it was there first that it's extremely dangerous

2:24:18 else you got to march towards that capital he basically goaded them into moving. He said peacefully. What the fuck ever. and the cops realize they Show of strength. Oh, like with an actor? Oh, my God. From the 70s. Dwayne. They put it in the future. But we have them from the 70s. going to be the best show that's ever lived you know what the working title was hell on earth

2:26:50 the environmental crises. No, cum cutters. You're canceling your campaign today and you're endorsing him today. But just I think they wouldn't be able to do that with him just like Oh my God, what a glorious day that would be. has a fantastic book he's the best Wow. Yeah. Yeah. because these YouTube channels get more attention than CNN does. Go to Sagar's Instagram, and you can see.

2:31:56 maybe it's changed over time and now I know, that's like a weird thing. Look at the actual article, not the headline. That's it. Fox, no, that's MSNBC. Okay, but it's still right after the election, Jamie. it's what they're reporting in that thing is a change of 45 over a one week time period I'm wrong because... Oh, correct. So you're saying that one chart is making,

2:35:00 That's the part of like getting into the numbers of things They've all switched. Newsmax on YouTube is getting more than CNN. Correct. It's one of the... makes this story look drastically different. So they're up 176 and they regress, so it's like they're up 130. I was trying to find more up-to-date articles and stuff. were like this is a problem. But I'm talking about even before they were saying before the pandemic, they were attacking him for these rallies.

2:38:15 did you see when trump was campaigning he joked about killing the press You don't put your hands on somebody. that's what i'm talking about how how's he not in jail that's assault i don't he didn't do any time And Rand Paul was swarmed by people. Imagine, you could get away with it for only $380. press about it they literally took over hong kong they imposed the same sort of be rules that on the populace that they have in mainstream or mainland china

2:41:46 This is what I was talking about with Yan Mi. the world health organization is uh again recently dismissed the idea that the the uh coronavirus It's paranoia. who's an evolutionary biologist, could not have been the source of the virus Click on that link. of the virus like it exhibits all these traits that just don't occur in the wild this quickly has to come from some influence.

2:44:36 don't talk about it we don't see anything and it's it's really sick it's the i don't think We're trying to make viruses? ebola giant thick plexiglass walls everybody's walking around like they're in David Friedman has that great point about global warming. might not be correct either did you see that greta thunberg's in trouble in india now what'd she do

2:46:56 She's old enough to be a child shield for people with an agenda. That's hilarious. And she's kind of autistic-y,'s going on and now you this is her life goal and mission maybe persona that guarantees a certain amount of views they're going to keep using that girl well it's How dare you? I just don't understand I still don't understand it. for it that's true there's this quote which is ascribed to i think upton sinclair incorrectly

2:49:47 That's what bothers me so much. You can't do it. election is stolen. Every vote is a suppression. It makes no sense for me to have to justify my You don't have to have one size fits all because you don't do any other issue. desperate to export them and have them blown up so exposed throughout the world. that can be saved, a nation has a soul, and you have to redeem the entire nation.

2:52:48 What if they decide to take over Taiwan? So what do you think they would do? americans nuked us and even in that simulation he, I'm not pressing this button. I'm not going to respond. the other one was going to be able to retaliate. they got them to back down remember when when the NBA was supporting Hong Kong? China was like, and then the NBA, Definitely not Tibetan because China doesn't believe in Tibet.

2:56:42 crazy yeah i i'm very very i'm very optimistic about what's crazy. Yeah. I'm very, very... We've never seen everything like this, not even the Great Depression during Wilson. Yeah, it is becoming a mall. Do you think because i'm seeing very little concern from from politicians about these small businesses that are they've had like a it's just who's been a chef

2:58:58 You're not going to find something like this in another city. all the kind of every neighborhood had its own personality and that's quickly falling away did in New York and with the nursing homes and the hypocrisy. turning on Cuomo by several... Newsom's fall. They need 1.45. gonna have anybody that's gonna go after him from the Democrats right that would

3:01:58 It ended. Yeah. It was an outdoor event. Because at a certain point, this is something else, governors to Gitmo.com to get them and people love them because at a certain point, or not getting the salaries Rather than have some risk where everything in life has to have risk. Yeah. are fine. But that's the point. Is the 25% fuck and it's going to take a long time.

3:04:47 Their profit margin is 15%. but they've stopped showing COVID data, Yeah, it's scientific. of triggered me in new york is that um uh cuomo gave the green So you're going to have to sit and wait like another two weeks of your savings and livelihood. Yeah. Peeling their mask back. is economically That's my concern. they shut outdoor dining down this lady had spent thousands of dollars yeah and the cops came yeah

3:08:33 parking lot they were doing production for a film and they had outdoor dining out there it's it's uh and i think we all know it's going to play out that first of all this vaccine i don't And that is apparently happening. miscarriage. and you're cramping shaking and you're cramping and you're in agony and women that are pregnant are already in you know a compromised state immunologically physically it's painful it's difficult it's it's they're

3:11:01 Just this whole thing with New York State. means whatever people in power decide it is. Yeah. It's never going to liberalize. that later yeah cut it jamie it's not always the case okay sometimes it's just we're done okay Nice. Congratulations. Thank you.