Joe Rogan Experience #1610 — Snowpocalypse with Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! Be great. Yeah. It'll be fine. How did that work? Well, it was just wild driving around texas and seeing like that's pretty sad but here's the It was one of those nice places in Mexico. So he went down there. and then the teacher catches him like he just looks like he gets caught he's not he's not one She's like, every day?

4:33 Yes. But these things are always gross, man. Yeah. Google and big tech censorship yeah there was a Who the hell are you to decide who can speak? drives me crazy. care and i get it the public doesn't care the public's like you know what i don't care who people get in trouble. Yeah, they love when people get in trouble, especially when people outside of

7:43 Right. we need more indigenous creators. This is a guy on Clubhouse. I want to be a cancer influencer Who said this? When someone says something like that, she's probably talking about this QAnon shit about human trafficking and political? I did. Yas, queen. by making everyone nice. female created dating site sure i don't want guys send a dick pics sure unless i ask for them right

11:52 want to get everyone's data, sell it, and make money. You shouldn't be infringing on people's privacy. And we're going to put businesses, which is the weirdest. what Joe Rogan really wants to do is spend four or five hours a night and now they hate me. They hate me, the Weinsteins. dylan asked what have i ever done yeah then he starts listing all the things he's done yeah that's

14:26 Well, you can't get upset if, listen, if you've done all those wonderful things. Imagine if I went on Twitter. Well, you have to understand fun and they have to understand comedy. Yeah. Not gonna do it. everything? Well, he's a fucking brilliant guy. of you it is what it is yeah i've i've i'd love to be invited to the weinstein thanksgiving next I'm sure.

16:39 They had had some sort of interaction online. So I'm going to say something about something and whatever. Because I engage too much or I think about it too much or I'm reading it too much and then it fucks with me. Yeah. or people that are jealous to make fun of the whole landscape yourself and myself which i do all the time and it's the whole It would be a very interesting, Thiel Capital would have a very interesting three months before it was over.

19:13 Go after a few people I don't like. Yeah. I've always loved it here. Is that what it was? and i'll go what so that's whatever ally you want here you don't get well i have a friend of mine That's how he's right a little bit. It's like women with like, I'm saying women, but I don't know. They already hate the mayor. I watched the governor do the press conference.

21:20 Yeah, he's a criminal. Yeah, calling and threatening people. And there's a clip on their Instagram page showing the guy, They're like, this is cartoonish. Of course he has. Literally, they lied about 50%. Thousands of people that died. They're trying to recall him too, yeah. what the fuck i'm talking about let's just be really clear i'm listening to people like crystal

24:13 and toss him softball questions. Remember in the beginning, Cuomo was the star? That's your reward. As soon as she came, she'd punch him right in the nose he was the star everybody loved him in the beginning and they were like Right. When he started saying, You didn't social distance. way than if you let them do I'll cook for you. People will make them Sunday sauce.

26:46 That was one of the rare times Yeah Yeah to see it and feel it to to participate in it, to know Open culture is another step towards that must be if you run a goddamn restaurant? You think so? But with nurses, we called them heroes, and then they started TikToking with dead bodies. gallows humor i don't mind nurses tick-tocking with dead bodies as long as they take care of

29:10 I know a lot of nurses. And then some of them are great, but there's not, it's just like, listen, police states that are now ramping up their budget for police officers, like Minneapolis. Went to bad things. Yeah, Dan Carney, my opener. He's a good a cartoon king down the street just motherfuckers like you know what I mean So, I mean, I just think that it has a, you know, when Giuliani was elected there,

31:29 every year in New York City, Yes. One thing that happened. No, you need a little balance. He's got to be nuts. He's nuts. He's got to be nuts. I mean, he's walking around, and he's just completely devoid of any sense of what is No, I think it's like a Carlos Mencia type deal. His name is Warren Wilhelm Jr. How did he get the name Bill de Blasio? Right.

34:20 She insists on being a they-bee. They is, there's no need to discuss. In Cambridge. Yeah. They pick it. They just one day will decide. And so they grow up like, what am I? parents are raising their children and they're letting them pick their gender. William Wilhelm. He just went from Warren to Bill. I'm Bill de Blasio from New York. It's on Wikipedia.

35:50 He has three different legal names. leaning on that radiator radiator or is it not it seems like it's floating no it's leaning i don't Warren de Blasio Wilhelm. Now they just have to gather out enough names to, Just because some of the people who the people are. But at the time, I was like, I'm not registered to vote here. That's the thing. New York, there's a possibility.

38:05 There was corruption. It's a great documentary about that whole thing. as professors in whatever institution that they're at. but he's obviously very Somebody understands- And also, you think that what you're doing is okay because it's what everyone does. it talks about they just set up an island and they go we're googlestan and we pay what taxes we want and

41:17 Interesting. It is a part of medicine. What is that? She calls herself God's battle axe and weapon of war? It looked like a scene from Gremlins. She said it was like the drug and she would just take it when she grew up on Sundays. or anything that was true Yeah. a level four lab in wuhan right there this is not like some crazy stretch yeah it's crazy that

44:33 or a fool or and everyone on this spot space is a nazi and a right wing fascist and a terrible I just don't think that everyone's going to live in this 24-hour political world forever. few months uh a few months down the road no one's going to fairly short-lived crisis in austin today's 40 something degrees and the roads are clear and Hey, do you guys need food?

47:00 I'm so glad you got me out of that. I was, a Whataburger was the only thing open. That's everything wrong. I didn't know that. saying range rover support me with the airbnb so i can watch the dishes i'm confused oh there you are Please remove your sorry ass back to California, Well it's supposed to be a tough state Until after I had done it How about that?

49:57 We need to make this right. fake because regular cleaning and COVID I don't like the service if that's the case. Because you mentioned their sexual orientation. All of the furniture was like on a fucking leather These are for like lesbians to drink tea and perch and whatever. Little hats. it's a bit i'm not gonna burn your house down but i said like watch your back who knows what happens

52:57 It's big. I don't do it. Has your cleaning lady not encountered dishes before? Oh, God, of course. It's a cold environment Maybe they're Native American. That fireplace is in a weird place. And the review of me was like, this guy was a horrible guest. I don't understand what I'm looking at. I really would. Not everything has to be a journey to hyperspace.

55:20 Right, right, right. The I like how she's sitting Well they're fat phobic She's like, even though I'm hot, I just want to educate myself. And this is another lady. That's realistic. Ooh, it's a high five. I didn't say anything bad about it. Look at that view. you can see the cactus and the coyotes oh isn't that good Treated me Save that money Was it broke?

57:31 Yeah It's all fine And again, if you look at my review, I said nice things. Nobody broke anything. because I made them especially when you have an opener That's okay. I like it. It's a FEMA property. Look, those people are enjoying it. They're right down the street. I know, but that doesn't matter. I violated some safety protocol. My lawyer was like, just leave it alone, because I don't know what you're doing.

1:00:22 How do you think I get paid? Don't do that. He'll find some reason why it's connected to the globalists, Satanists, or something. Their opinion about him Hugely entertaining person How fun was that? We had so much fun and everyone has at one time hated him. Bush just hated him. an or use DuckDuckGo they'll give you the real deal when there is a peaceful

1:03:13 people that were the agent provocateurs were eventually released. limbaugh i remember i used to listen to rush limbaugh growing up. And Rush Limbaugh to me was always this funny, cartoonish figure who was a little Alex explained it to me. clinics you go oh my fucking back is killing me and they would go oh well you need oxycontin she was she was what was the network that she did that for was it on that

1:06:34 because you know you can drive into mexico with no inspection you just drive so you don't give The video of the cocaine shit? Right. That lady is so courageous. if you're doing that? You've got to be a little curious. see also there's a lot of myths like you think that like the people that are growing the cocaine When it was fucking awesome, you would have little mini documentaries

1:09:08 Price was amazing. Occasionally, like a bit of rage listening. Things like that would make me laugh. But he was also a big part of the program is if you listen in new york when i'm on my way to gigs yeah he'd be like get off my phone you know like these callers and callers would call him this guy's full of shit right this guy's a liar he was also doing

1:11:57 And you're like, this is one guy. if everyone's in on the joke, the joke doesn't work. Is he a Boston guy? And he was a lovely guy, like a really nice guy. guy yeah was supremely talented in a way that very few people are and can do that and he's Here's a good point. Yeah. Dice used to be Andrew Silverstein. Yeah. openly that it became like known as being like this guy who could do insane drugs so they would

1:14:38 Rush started kind of like Alex. But don't you think that's difficult for all of us? And then they go into that and you see them change. against that popular culture. And they would drive around with him. It is. It was wild. We have to have clips up You have to have something, some video aspect of it. And then they got into video and that's one of the reasons why there's so many hiccups in the transition between

1:18:11 They like to criticize. It is missing on that. about the jews you know because this was just an anti-semitic guy who would just start from It was just this weird... You got to give them an outlet. and the outlet should be kind of funny. Call Her Daddy is the big one. They love murder. They love serial killer Yes. She made it. plays all the asian parts people get mad no that, that's the Scarlett Johansson. Right.

1:21:12 There's a big difference. I think she should play Queen Latifah in a biopic. It's always her that she's always going to play someone that she shouldn't play. Yeah, she's Harriet Tubman. I'm all for it. Did you ever see that movie? No, she's an actual alien. That's pretty cool. Under the Skin TV series. Yeah. She's married to him. When I opened for him at Caroline's years ago, he gave me extra money.

1:24:00 No, he's a good dude. I don't know them that well to have a baby. But there was a movie It was announced that Johansson wanted to play Dante Text Gill, It doesn't invalidate her. What is the one? Like, I think people are, And also, So can someone call Dave Portnoy and ask for my money where's the line holding they yeah if you're doing a movie It's over.

1:26:53 From me to Amy Schumer, I think 30 yards, it's the same actor. What is the percentage? Some people think they're undeniable. They got killed. stand-up comedy i'm like man that's rarely the case. Look at Joey Diaz. well, why aren't people showing up? Got to be ready. because they know that we'll support them i think it's still a tough thing to do, even with all that stuff.

1:30:01 But, like, you meet certain people and you go, that guy could have been really funny or that girl could have been really Also, well, Well, not just that. It's really dangerous because i like what have i done wrong i like to do both like i like to work very hard and still blame help you and it's like you've you've encountered a puzzle and you got to think about it like a boss

1:32:19 was hilarious because my mom is a wonderful person yeah she's you know it's not a job for everyone That was the case with everything. That's bad because you can't. I think that's part of it with comedy. and some people they want Right. People don't know. They're going to get injured. If you have a life and a job and a career and a family and a mortgage, you're not going

1:34:56 Yeah. Like, this is fucking crazy. You got to be in it 100%. then you know you look at bill burr or chappelle or you or guys that just have so many hours of you just got to keep working. I have a pull. Because I felt like because of this podcast, You did it with a lot of people. And I think about it all the time, man. you could just sit back and retire and relax in your laurels

1:38:07 stage i go dude it doesn't matter you can't get fired right i said this to him i go you good point I feel like you can establish that in an environment like Austin that's not connected to Hollywood. And it was extinguished by this idea that you could become a part of this system that was very controlled and very censored and very – like you could only exist – you had to be left-wing.

1:39:35 It's not good. who could have gone if they were here or they're in hollywood in the the late 90s they could have been, there's a lot of guys who could have gone, if they were here or they were in Hollywood in the late 90s, they could have gone down that road. And there's no freedom. Those shows are for people Right. paint splatter on the wall. Like there's something hilarious about you.

1:42:00 No, no, it's 100% going to be crazy. I'm excited. Well, I can't wait to announce all the things that we have happening. yeah and i'm gonna help everybody yeah i'm i'm not about like just for me or my if i open We can do this. You have to realize how nuts that is. what like you know people are out there vaccinated things are better those The cases have dropped by 50%

1:44:16 I'm not even a little worried To doing these things people like just go away but they're on twitter and they're angry that they haven't built a fan Right. Are you crazy? He looked at us. because he realized that the word fuck was hampering his bit and i said i think the only You know those guys who do that? I'm wacky. Yeah. Your life was awful. But he literally said to me, I said, I go, but the guys that I've always liked are dirty.

1:48:37 Fine. It was a real shitty Right. He'd be like, I don't give a fuck. But he left behind a legacy of purity. And for Joey, he's, and then somewhere along the line he didn't give a fuck anymore he thought he was going to get a They would go, Coco, get on stage. And he would go on stage in prison right make everybody laugh Like, I'm not a jazz fan, but I get that people love it.

1:51:58 Right, right. You're allowed to love fucking Reese Witherspoon movies. You're allowed to love wild shit, too. And Scarlett Johansson can play Joey Diaz. there's parts of it that are valid but then it's important to just like so go who cares right it's You know? It's absurd and it's scary. Was she? and they're funny books about fucking midgets and shitting yourself,

1:55:09 But being a famous person is intoxicating. Yeah. And he fucking like had to then come back and go, yeah, yeah, yeah. where all it's only the targets that you approve you sound a lot like those people on the left that And I think he's a very talented comic He had his problems with coke and booze limbo right not in the same way not in a hateful way right but he's you know he's this he's not

1:57:17 When someone's that tightly know if it's living a lie or living like there's a lot of people that are just not letting their Right. Right. Right. He's not wrong. And everyone goes, no, you're not. I worked at the comedy store. You get found out. You know every Tuesday night No Is that like It was 92 It was like He fell into this But it didn't have no roof

2:01:31 He said, move to New York City. like move much sooner and he was like this is how you do it so i'm forever grateful to him he's a It was a literal bowling alley in Queens that my manager, Jeff, his friend ran, and she It's tough. I was on stage i mean i was in about that he would do really well in long island because those audiences aren't the smartest people

2:04:06 And would give good advice and was very intense and was a cool dude in general. The least you had to do was go to New York. Right. Yeah, it's good to do both, but all the people I know who started out in Long Island A lot of the people that I started with in Long Island just stayed there. Matt Burke is a funny guy from Long Island. there yeah i mean i think so he had a show last year so like i don't know if he's done shows

2:06:26 And a lot of us mimic people in the beginning of mimicking people that you idolize. You're just mimicking. at geico so the idea that they're going to do it in front of a room full of people is tough the fuck, this guy's taking so much time with the cream. I guess this is why I've kicked off Airbnb There was an opening. What do I sell? What do I sell tickets to my shows go come see gandhi the fuck's what's that about no see the dalai

2:09:54 because i'm a selfless human being whose heart is full of love no that's fake i hate that shit But that doesn't work. She's like you don't even think about your grandfather's legacy Because you're crazy and saying wild shit she started she started so again it's like you know what i mean like sometimes you She doesn't think I'm a good person. reasons why what are the reasons well you know she's just a problem like you know she never

2:12:53 I'm willing to put it behind me I brought that up. How would I not bring that up? You can't always be concerned what people are going to think. I mean, it's just what it is. I mean, that's perfect. Yeah. I don't even want an award. No, they're not going to get. It's like the movies are like, it's like insane. 50% of the grips on this set she was going right at you

2:15:43 Martial arts are an art form. What do you think about Cobra Kai? All right. I love how they wrote an article in the LA Times. eventually people are going to realize that it doesn't matter it doesn't matter but what matters That's one of the beautiful things about comedy is there's no barrier to entry. Right. for a decade and they're awful they just showed up and it was okay it's like sad part but it's also part of what they enjoyed doing

2:18:38 got paid and yeah but he was always there you know there was a guy that used to get up and just because he was crazy so we thought it was funny and then but apparently he was a loving father them like it some people don't like it at all like caitlin jenner had this uh fucking tmz video about When she was a he and she Caitlyn Jenner's like, hi. No, because Caitlyn Jenner to me has never been a gender.

2:21:11 Really decent form. Yeah, for sure. But you know what it is? It's not for them. They don't get it. I don't. But if you're a woman and you're a dingbat, One person. They. he we were we were just talking about comedy that like sometimes there's a way to make fun of almost them it's just over time like eventually they just break you and then you're yeah and then and

2:24:18 The idea was to make fun of things that are cultural, that are in the public eye that are also sacred cows tim like this is wrong right they have to there's a there's a tongue-in-cheek aspect of it there's a know but you gotta get on clubhouse she did But the person that said, she said someone said it. And she was talking about Wall Street Bets. It could have been.

2:26:26 They're much more concerned with just putting out an ideological point of view They were the gold standard of information. Well, I know about it because of Sagar. or you're wrongly attributing a quote to someone unfettered conversations are taking place online. It's crazy. I don't know, but that's the thing about Clubhouse like they'll have a room like i think it should be i was but

2:29:23 if they're if you're a human being yeah if you just enter into a conversation and like like this one we're it gets so preposterous when it's so ridiculous the flat earth people i guess are technically aren't storming the galaxy right i mean they can't There's a bunch of people that believe dinosaurs aren't real. i can yes for whatever weird reason whatever weird reason. Whatever weird reason. But we're not

2:31:19 Should we do Clubhouse? Will you do it right after this podcast? What would we say? Seems like a problem. That was a nod of like, you're right. You could talk about cosmic poetry. Of course. They still think that Trump is president. They removed them from YouTube, but I used to enjoy them, watching these people that A Q Anon just stuck. Oh. Obviously, it was ridiculous before that, but that's...

2:34:15 cult of people willing to do almost anything He definitely left it open to interpretation. Mike Pence is in there. go out big he went out big and now he's i don't think he wanted to go out well he didn't want to They all do the same shit. And then he just became, but that's how fucked the country was. and then of course with social media and the algorithms of Facebook and all these,

2:36:48 because like it became Make Chris Cuomo Whatever they're selling. club oh just go on club that's gonna be great you gotta sign up yeah but i don't want that and they're gonna yeah but that's you're A on my phone where it's literally sounds like they literally sounds like I hear crackling and it's weird. Who's he going to be? Kamala vs. Nikki Haley The Republicans put up a woman.

2:39:54 and meanwhile their numbers aren't elevated their deaths aren't elevated they're not Legitimately understand how a person's thinking. that are using these platforms to express these dishonest opinions, people on aol and you know you know meeting up in chat rooms and remember the early days of aol but they were aware of it, this was just 20 plus years ago they were doing this where they were allowing this stuff to

2:43:01 He was like the enforcer. Savages. He was the guy I was fucking nervous about when I was starting out in Boston. might. I think we're in a i i genuinely love people right as much as people are mean and people are vicious and people i think keep us clashing with each other that's mostly what it is right if we could just be nice to each We'll have you on here with Tim. Imagine it's like Governor Rabbit.

2:46:04 Fuck him. All right. I'm excited to be here.