Joe Rogan Experience #1611 — Freddie Gibbs & Brian Moses Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. So, yeah, actually, this is... Finish your thoughts. right? Emmett Till, all of them, right? things there was a rape obviously that's what always happens right some real shit because it was a crackhead back in the day i shot the nigga nine times with a tech Coke and crack, according to Carl Hart, But you probably made it famous.

1:54 It's crazy. they did with marijuana yeah when william randolph hearst was trying to make marijuana illegal they right she called a decorticated and so when they invented this new calculator them with wood and keep using all the things that he's already used before. The plant already had cannabis. I didn't know that either. I said, we are all the way in Australia.

4:04 Yes, ketamine. What about the UK? you get less time. I'm like, well, how much time you about to get? Kellen Winslow Jr. is getting 14 years for rape. Oh, my God. Definitely, for sure. Like, somebody has to want it. Yeah, I've seen that shit. about him is all bullshit. That's our, yeah, Neff's vodka. of them Brita water filters multiple Cheers, big ass.

7:18 I can't even lie. It wasn't right. It was great. It was beautiful. We were hanging out. Come on, man. I was like, it's really him. He's good. Very good. You gotta let a hoe be a hoe. gotta let a hoe be a hoe that's like He was like, hey, man, you got some weed. I'm like, all right. This motherfucker run off in the motherfucking crowd. If somebody going to steal my blunt, I'd rather be Bushwick Bill.

10:28 And so I was trying to figure out when to put him in. that gets you quick and almost no one survives it right it's a real fast moving cancer apparently Okay, Target can open, but the restaurant can't. I like living over here I like living on a hill Rich motherfuckers I'm sorry that same area. Yeah, I hate that shit. It's scary. I got my garbage can blew down the hill.

12:29 And he goes, because here's the deal. It burnt straight through. the houses that were on the bluffs. when they lose 150 000 houses they can't pay out what are they gonna do well they don't have that Man, that wasn't shit, man. poison, trying to warm up, doing stupid shit. Yeah, a woman and her daughter. because of grills. Yeah. you know, We get some days,

14:46 I mean, if it has an exhaust fan. Right there. It was hilarious. I could drive over anything in that thing. you know they use them in the jungle they use them in the the desert you could they just they You were tripping yeah You know solid axles Oh, it was beautiful. I'm moving. It's not a coast, bro. Stupid ass kids man They're all into like Let me see a 10 year old

17:35 They do this shit every year to him at his camp. And then Cam was like, where your daddy at, though? You a black bastard? Where's your daddy at? If they're 15, they can get it. Yes, he was. touch them kids, man. They hit you first I've never heard of Mike Tyson. He goes, he's 13. their their experience yeah they'd fight in smokers. They'd do them in a gym.

19:57 demeanor to be a fighter. He's fit. he said he was high when he fought he said he's high when he fought this time Mike Tyson said he in the first round in a certain RPM level. That's ever lived. until 87, I cried like a baby. Mike Tyson lost? and I watched the video If Robin Givens definitely untouchable untouchable he was so good i'm sorry to all the ali fans all the old heads

22:56 And he was who he was because of Foreman. There's no competition. became better and got up You know what I'm saying? Big Mac Andy? He's got a chin, yeah. Oh, that's our bud. Right, exactly. Floyd's fighting YouTube stars now. I think that would have been an amazing fight. The guy's had zero professional boxing fights, and that's your 50. beat everybody.

25:59 When he was pretty boy Floyd, he knocked a lot of fucking people out. Yeah, because boxing is legitimately about hitting and not being hit, and no one's done it better. been hit and he can take it. and then it just kind of just... much of it and then it needs a break yeah you can't over train can't yeah and No, no, no, no. You've been saying this, actually.

27:48 He's definitely legit. Yeah, you can't walk. man like dustin poirier slamming that shin whack whack right into that spot right all that weight His pops is gone, so it's like, why do it? dog so i mean like i looked at him and i was like yeah this is probably one of the most toughest It's freezing. savages. Is that poor country? Briggs oh my god watching this morning go to his Instagram he reposted a photo

30:46 Ask yourself, can I run three to five miles right now if I had to so that I could survive? That's real shit. My body became tough as leather. Yeah. And that he would get this love from fighting and winning. Oh, I hope I don't embarrass myself. and horrific abandonment and just pain and then all of a sudden you find this one thing that You know what I'm saying?

33:23 Wanted to be near his mother. where were you born? I guess I wasn't a child. Yeah, I'd heard. But it's not true. And everybody hated him for beating Ali. And this is what I'm saying. And racist. Yeah. Citizen Kane's pretty good, though. He was going to jail for us, basically. That nigga's crazy as an album. Yeah, my idol. But yeah, those guys, culture and prior for sure changed culture and george carlin changed culture too definitely

37:16 That's the true shit. That's when the government's taking you to jail for it. Maybe that's a legend. He's old enough to cross paths. can't we say shit like cats went to jail for this kind of shit you know you can and here he is his next special that time george carlin got arrested with lenny bruce yeah yeah war ii because they make all this money and then it's like all

39:51 They were afraid of the Russians. Our leaders figured out a way to put us against each other. Babel. you read some old testament stuff you're like hey people hold on you want to how much of this you It was basically, I would never say this is no God, but I'm saying people are full of shit, and that story sucks. This is man-made. It's like QAnon. right and if you can they're right though they're right this is the path out of barbarism this is

42:36 of some shit that's not likely going to affect them and his idea was that there's some sort of And if we do that we we I thought you were going to kill my kids. We could have fed each other. right running a whole country a couple people yep that's real that's influence that's what's up See? That's the thing. And all the other countries are like, what the fuck?

45:05 A basketball-sized piece of gold would literally piece of value, yeah, you're the guy. You do. This weight is unusual. He wanted a black man to give his solid gold watch to a white man in Texas. That's amazing. It's 14.7. That's- It might even be more than 100 pounds. I always worry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what the Large Hadron... And they were trying to figure out what made this thing.

48:14 Gluon? But it exists. I'm like... Where I'm like, we're just too primitive to not believe in God. of humanity i think it's a state that we can achieve so when you watch a guy like michael that a few people get to and they just blast out some shit that changes everything and that's their Well, they had freebase before crack. johnson true mike tyson wouldn't exist if it wasn't for larry holmes right it wasn't exist if

51:41 black dude Jimmy no I think he's a white guy. White guy. Just had a wide nose. Yeah, he died, I think. and tried to withdraw $10 million from his bank account. You had to follow Mike Tyson? brad pitt stole my wife i think brad pitt was fucking that bitch when she was on 21 jump street on a ranch right and matthew mcconaughey is like 60 something years old man you look good for his

54:12 That's what I'm saying. I was like, I can't even believe I'm talking to Matthew McConaughey. Dallas Buyers Club? 50 Cent did that shit. He fucked up. Batman movie just look how skinny he got, he looks kind of jacked. Even there, he looks like a runner. there was no chest muscles he was all rib cage it was freaky i mean shit christian but fuck that he got fat enough he got fat for a couple movies you ever see harsh times yeah he plays like a

57:12 Oh, Shia LaBeouf tattooed his chest for real for that movie. See? and you don't have to have that shit so how did he do that he broke his ears he broke his fucking ears a lot and becomes hard as fuck oh my god so it's not hard to do yeah like if i could do it if i wanted shit to their own ears just look at bad and you could you could see him like what are you doing

59:49 That was nasty. That was a hell of a time. thing actually look at that look at that that's james thom, who's a beast. That's James Thompson from the UK. Sumo slice. that people have fought really this is how crazy you're saying this is why this is why because Go to war. And Shawn could kick him and strangle him if he wanted to. anywhere so here's sean gannon hits with knee and everybody freaks out no no fucking knees no

1:02:43 Like all those dudes standing around were there a pumpkin basically looked like a roast like a rib roast a giant rib roast it was cool look at He eventually fought in the UFC. I remember in high school. like i told you this is gonna happen and knock him out again you know what i mean he was those that's going to keep fighting you. I had a nigga that,

1:05:08 what in the mall can we stop this shit man you know what I'm saying hey man shout out to you your puss ass they're gonna whoop your ass again oh no i'm 12 and 3 against Yeah she's like why you let that nigga whoop you like that Wow. Motherfucker's 15 or some shit like that. Right? johnson see right think about the levels that that guy had to go through yeah in the turn of the

1:07:41 Overall, it's so easy in comparison to back then then it's so easy way easy way we have anxiety You got to work out. and it creates problems. It's a relationship. I said, bitch, what the fuck I care about? We can't condone that. quintessential white baby daddy. Those are our goats, right? He's got a Ferrari. Good for him. Damn. yeah that's in the duck right but bro it's super unusual for a grown-up she's a real grown-up she's

1:10:29 13 years he had control over. Bro, who doesn't? The father wanted someone with a vested Yeah, California will fuck you for a certain amount of time. Everything works out well. Never know. Yeah. It is weird if someone decides that you guys have been living so long that you're married. married no right after seven years that's seven years seven years still real yeah if you live

1:12:39 yeah there's no gender is no race it's everybody race. It's everybody. Yeah, bitch is just, bitch is like, come on, man. This dude's Instagram stories. It might be murky, but I'm trying to understand. Yeah. But Texas, I like their child support law because you can't get more than $2,500 a month. Ever? Ever. Parks or Cowboy boots in your saloon. Two years. 24 months.

1:13:34 That's the cap. That's your man. but wait a minute he makes so much money that he's not sweating that i mean who knows fuck Yeah, I am. It would. California is a motherfucker. She pays him. Imagine if you got fired from a job and you're like, listen, I really enjoy say that in a relationship. And this is what I'm saying relationship California in general because right it's like 30 mil there's

1:17:09 Employment Development Department. Yeah, it's North Carolina. off that EDD man or fake like they were god damn sign He looked like one of the Migos. Hold on a second. They're paying. Wow, that's crazy. With all the resources that people have today, do you think it would be possible to give like what andrew yang's idea Does it start with every man for himself?

1:20:03 Yeah, you make a better human race. this virus, but nobody's doing it. So it's just like, we waste so much. A lot of food, yeah. No, I'm good. Exactly. Shit was good. Freddie loves throwing somebody off the bus, bro. But here's the thing. I can't talk to you. you know like Jesus Christ Like, hey, fuck this He was so into it and then he was like, basketball players all the time. I can't compete

1:23:03 essentials on iTunes. It fueled me through my workout today. It's raw Gibbs, ladies and gentlemen. I recommend his essentials on iTunes. Man, they banned my page, man. just hilarious. He put a raccoon last week that was frozen here in Austin. death, animals, pulling people you can possibly yeah I posted played mariachi music gathered in front of Ted Cruz.

1:24:41 I got a new one right now. Yeah you can't tell nobody Fuck it have to give up and let people be uncensored they have they are we have to find out what where you're talking about like real things people are actually thinking about like anything That doesn't make any sense. price no one no one gets a discount no one gets a discount everybody pays full price If Elon Musk wants to buy a car from Tesla, he has to pay. I like that. Full price. That's crazy.

1:26:53 That's the way it should be. Mary and Barry did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it was after I think I texted it to you though It was me and Jim Norton And Obie and Anthony And I forget who else was a guest But Mary and Barry Get me up. You were smoking crack, though, bro. No, no, this is what happened. We were sitting in a studio. So we open up the door,

1:28:28 because we're a bunch of comedians we're fucking high it's seven o'clock in the morning i was high That's diplomatic. That's badass. I like how he's trying to do it. You know what he's saying but it's really i like how he's I told you. Set it up. One of the biggest comebacks ever. Go ahead. Give him a microphone right now. Like, he's like nice to the guy.

1:32:30 The FBI spent $25 to $40 million trying to entrap me. That's a good question Getting older Is he making it safer for people? How did they have the hidden camera? FBI's killed a lot of people. Like Willie D said, you got to let a hoe be a hoe. Stupid ass bitch hid the camera. We had. Stupid ass bitch. Here's the camera. hey, listen, man. What kind of bombs we got?

1:35:10 and he's just not going anywhere, just pounding it. Put that up there, Jimmy. It marion barry 76 says further down in the interview that he believes the official says the purpose of the medical standby was to provide potential medical attention to Mary and Barry should his criminal activities require it. They don't talk about the Tuskegee experience.

1:37:07 If you're hanging around with a bunch of flat earthers that believe that there's a basement But you know what I'm saying? Me listening to him talking about it has changed my perspective. Now, as a grown man who understands media, I realize, oh, no, no. Exactly, but they did though right they did but I don't think it was he bad as I'm trying to figure out maybe they missed him

1:39:11 behind them. yeah i want to know how they got that in want to know how they got that in a crack recipe. So that wasn't crack he was smoking. It's different. And you ain't gonna put them He probably thought it was weed. He's just like, little Cocoa Puffs ain't nothing, you know? But, you know, we've gone a long way, actually. closest ever a black dude had ever

1:40:47 I want to say a few months ago, He's like, like, we like this guy. And all of a sudden it was just like, oh who has giant fake eyelashes, Yeah, freak! Marvin Albert. And a third man. It's a memoir. Who's the third man? You're talking about the guy who donated to the party But isn't there a Joe Buck I'm sorry, Joe Buck. See? Bro, Tom Segura sent me a video that will haunt me

1:44:13 guys fisting each other whoa and i'm talking elbow deep it's madness i mean madness you're these prolapses oh What the fuck? Those are sex stunts. and you realize, and like, Tom has to see this? That's great. Right. There you go. wind them up they fill him up with adderall and they push him on the stage and he says some 1920s Yeah This is all He sniffs people

1:47:31 They'll ban cocaine. Like, Joe, what the fuck are you doing? And he's like, I get it. But he's come a long way. harris was pushing in california yes you know what i'm saying she fucked up a lot of families too i mean like i don't get me wrong like i don't think that trump you're just like how the fuck do people keep voting this guy in this guy won't defend his

1:49:57 If Trump's wife was like a double-blind, She wrestled bears. Probably. and bed. go out all night. okay, man. Nah, man. You got to understand about Russia's history with stalin there's a lot Technically they did. Would you eat your kids? It's not a chance. One of the things that Saddam Hussein and his sons who day and who say is that And we're all going to the fucking store and buying big gulps at 7-Eleven.

1:53:19 Right. First of all, I never asked for any of this. Your whole institution's fucked up. as he as he is there's got to be something appealing about what that guy's managed to We can agree. I'm happy he's not president. We talked about it. and then psychedelics get legalized and we get trump on mushrooms and we just let him keep going you're cool give me a hug let's go fishing you know that's kind of i guess russia's and america's

1:56:57 other countries they're starving to death too they're freezing to death yeah big and there's so many different kinds of people here we got hit with a one out of 120 year storm This is a new thing, man. I mean, because- you're like, ah, you got me, you fuck. No, no, no. Yeah, bro. you get free money yeah Yeah. But, but, but, but, there's multiple sources saying this.

2:00:10 Never met him. and running around the stage when No! me too what a coincidence what a coincidence i'm going that way okay i think he's an okay ideas that's three days in a row here. You put a fucking camera up No, no, no, they haven't. And we talked this offline. And you have the hospitality service that does the same thing. Fuck your restaurants. saying like, stay in the house. I got comics telling me, stay in the fucking house in Los Angeles. It is. And they're keeping us in the house saying, like, stay in the house.

2:02:55 But it's like. Who's telling you what to do and why? It's not me. But who? It's the they're all saying, like, stay in the house, don't earn a living. You know what I mean? Who's telling you what to do and why? I am. Why are you telling me what to do when I know you're a pussy? Especially about something we have almost a year of data on thank you and that's where i'm

2:04:26 you yeah there's some people you don't know word and those fucking people are just like why are you Right. Like, and you know what Florida is the real America they wasn't even tripping on us I've never been more happy when a dude bumped into me at a nightclub and spilled his drink on my shoe. it's depressing bro the energy out there is fucked up and everybody

2:06:29 and gavin newsom said this he said oh i don't know what you guys mean by by business is closing all Exactly. hold on yet they are they are but but but some but not not school my daughters go so they're because they believe in God. from my own experience with children. damn you get to go to school actually in real school is way crazier They're all on something.

2:08:51 They're out there making decisions for all of us. We're afraid of the government. or the Lauren Babbitts. It's separated through We do talk about it a lot because that's really what it is. And I was like, this feels so good. It's like the best feeling I've ever had in my life. That's real shit right there. I was holding hands with this dude because Oregon,

2:10:34 about going to Miami? there so they can You've been to Vancouver? You did it? You're like, oh oh you guys got velvet paintings Not that absinthe doing you doing uh lean now you're on uh no you're on dirty sprite no you don't like you don't like I had it in 2010. And I was like, my nigga, 2000 they were starting to sell it as something else it's called absinthe refined that's like

2:13:33 Really? you're doing he's like it makes me creative like there's no way i go okay let's do it and we did not gonna do that because i wanted to fuck with my with my system because I want to be in sports. You know, it's a jujitsu thing. i was like there's a position where there's like there's a new counter and i was trying to explain But the best guys like BJ Penn, Eddie Bravo.

2:16:10 Always high. Wim Hof. always tell me that same thing it's like it's just good for recovery for me because i want to feel And when you smoke pot and, You do it to each other over and over and over and over. it slows you down. Yes, yes. you need to go to, Yes. I might not be a good boyfriend, And it's gonna be shit that I might not, He just said, He knows what he's saying.

2:18:44 I believe in, you know i believe in you know it man and a woman that's's it. Man and a woman. Like, I don't agree with that, like, anti-gay shit. You know what I think it is? What do you care? If a dude is like, Until it's that, if it's a guy who wants to marry a guy, then we should be encouraging He had a lot of them. He's like, I'm conquering white supremacy.

2:21:15 It was like he was, it was late in his life. who started boxing when he was 27 years old. Many people thought Johnson purposely threw the fight because Willard was white in an effort to have his man act charges dropped. That's crazy. Really? Right. Look at Stallone's there. That's hilarious. He don't look like he's happy. Mike Tyson would not have did that

2:23:39 Damn He's the crime raps. He beat Mike Tyson. It's that. Meanwhile, we like Tyson Fury. like Brad Pitt, when he fights the best of the best? I was sitting on the edge of the bed. He got up That he couldn't knock people out imagine i mean dude his Gotti Ward versus Hagler. were thought about as world champions. Right. That was Sugar Ray Leonard. So he boxed again after that.

2:27:17 into another dimension. Yeah, Tommy Hearns Now I know the highlight. Dude, he got flatlined. From the beginning. Yeah. Look at their, first of all, they both were at the tippy top of their game. Old school Richard Steele. Bro, they are hitting each other so hard. No, no, no, no. He didn't. Marvin Hagler. Bro, they was going at it. watching TV and Marvin Haggers got like a hoodie on and he's running down this

2:30:17 They was fighting. Duran was really clever. pacquiao floyd thing but is that like a negotiation thing? Like they're trying to pretend they're backing off? Spence is golden, right? I like Teofimo Lopez. I was just about to say. That's what I said. The other guy has superior firepower. all time but he definitely did win that fight lomachenko did not win that fight no lopez was in

2:33:12 Triple G looked at him. Give that man steroids Two, right? They fought twice than like any fighter and you know what i mean that i've seen he's legitimately yeah because Smart. He went up to 175 and knocked out Kovalev. Yeah. I mean, excuse me, Canelo. So these dudes like Canelo, look how good he was in the Jacobs fight with his head movement. How do you pronounce a dude's name he's fighting?

2:35:54 the top of the say yeah there it is how do you say that name Avni you scroll down there uh so we can see that yeah avni yield better call saul yield it's yield Because Hoyce Gracie had his letters, it starts with an R. and fucks up the world. I mean, what a name. He's produced John Donaher, who produced Gordon Ryan and Nicky Ryan. Damn. Because there was Elio Elio was like uh he he and

2:39:19 Because this man did it. I think it was his cousin Carlson. Decades of capoeira guys fighting karate guys, fighting wrestlers. there's a the thing called luta livre was like competitor to jujitsu in brazil yeah and there They kept learning from each other. Yeah. and weight and he and he had like a hundred kids he had i'm exaggerating how many children did he

2:42:39 And they still nailed it. Yeah, but if you want to look at a study of what works and what doesn't, arts and changed it forever one family a couple of guys right in brazil it's crazy yeah it's the intelligent way of choking people to death. don't understand that you're gonna get strangled 100 100 if you're just a pure wrestler they created you're, yeah, one.

2:45:21 That's real. It should be free. I think you're weird in that you have balls to take that chance. Well, it's also like, if he decides he's a woman with no judgment. You're right. No one thinks it's weird. Yeah, I mean, why not? I do all the drugs I wasn't going to do. How was it? My mama would kill me if she knew. It's problematic. We should have kept calling it Freebase.

2:48:11 That's probably why they call it crack. Oh, yeah. He said, the boy J.D. was a friend of mine until I caught him in the car trying to steal my Alpine. You can have... I've got a Quaalude shirt from the 70s my dad gave me. in America. Can you imagine? All the time. Crackheads are different. They're different than heroin addicts i'll say you or yo, You know what I'm saying?

2:50:01 shit, what would change like imagine i think the crime rate would go down i think it would go down too you know what i'm that's a big goddamn commitment yeah oh yeah that's a big jump I mean, no disrespect, but if you gay, bro, I'd be like, bro, you still my nigga, but I'm always categorizing you with that. like when I have asthma nicotine patch There's gay dudes, and then there's really gullible straight dudes who get talked into blowing crafty gay dudes.

2:52:37 super we're very happy yeah i think everyone in this table i'm happy that people are gay i'm Yes, come on. It happened. Yeah. Hold on. Let him teach lessons. He's just a smooth motherfucker. because he had... At the jail. he would be right here right there or he was sitting in this fucking chair right here or he He's too smooth. what the fuck did I just do?

2:55:51 You know what's interesting? Who gets hurt? Huh? I'm not saying he shouldn't be in jail. Wow. If you're the opposing The one song that he did release? He's an extremely flawed human being. He was talking about his whole thing. Right. Remember that? He's the king of R&B. 19 minutes? the things that he's saying, What I'm saying is like, Like, I'm not letting my daughter

2:59:22 shallow waters man you can't yeah you can't do that r kelly like go be a hoe, but he was just dipping in shallow waters. Man, you can't do that shit, bro. Yeah, you can't do that, R. Kelly. Yeah. his fans? I mean, he is But they grab his dick. Eventually Listen, we need Is she wiping his ass? That is fucking wild. in front of the whole world. Do you have your passport?

3:02:15 Oh, my God. It's kind of a jam. What was the one Where the girl calls up A whole thing No no no no no Real talk. Yeah, that's it. Or call no names. Wait a minute, let me finish what I've got to say. But I'm just trying to have a good time Going through a motherfucking pedophile case. When they don't eat with us, they don't sleep with us. Come on, man.

3:05:37 And I think we all stand against it. Michael Jackson and R. Kelly Alive and well. Okay. Imagine one of them. Whoa. Which one? Tupac ain't having no. Mike is still alive. You got to understand, Mike was in a lot of debt, man. do, man. And Mike didn't Rashida? But Mike ain't fuck with Pac. You know? That's hilarious. He said, damn, this is... Bullet.

3:08:42 of my favorite actors man the wrestler The wrestler? Oh, my God. It's weird. It's about a guy selling his soul to the devil. The devil would be here. you see. Look at that picture. you're going to hell like i'm the devil and you're going to hell and throughout the movie It's very matter of fact it sounds like I gotta watch it again detective contracted by lewis cypher lucifer get it? Robert De Niro to track down an iconic singer,

3:10:56 had dabbled in the black arts prime yeah it's in his prime in this movie he was awesome yeah he again it's like Mickey Rourke at his prime Yeah He was in his prime In this movie There's only a few years Yeah He hit some high levels with those movies, man. Oh man The Irishman was cool liked 85 percent of it 85 percent yeah which is good enough for me. I hate 10 minutes. I go to sleep 10 minutes in.

3:12:56 And I don't want to fuck with it. to see where what's the last great action movie that i saw shit it's been a while right since one like really clicked yeah the old guard the old guard was good the thing here's the question do you enjoy life right now word i do love it yeah i love it what forever? That's a good I mean, it's a scene in that movie. I forgot what time period they were in, but they thought the bitch was like a witch.

3:15:27 Oh my God. I was like, damn, I can never die has no meaning because you just do the same thing over and over and over and That's a biblical kind of thing, right? That sticks to your ribs a little bit. No, I heard he ran in traffic. Yeah, he ran into, that's a crazy suicide. nigga who got him killed right and the nigga that got him killed yeah they really And the nigga that got him killed. Yeah. They really nailed it.

3:17:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, you know, That's the problem with something like QAnon. Right, and R. Kelly in jail. They would find someone who had molested children in one particular parish or one particular area. have molested as many as 100 deaf kids. Just like there's no excuses for R. Kelly, there's no excuses for these guys. We have urges. the street and uh he was becoming a priest and i knew his sister i went to school with his sister

3:20:55 they're fucking kids right exactly how many kids like a lot of a lot of kids a lot of kids hundreds We got to defund the Catholic Church. right thing man across the board whether it's with religion or with finances or with government I had a bit about confession. That's a major question. Keep it in your pants. Both those things can happen. It doesn't make sense.

3:23:07 they were wild people and that's when they decided you gotta stop fucking everybody You were entitled to one bitch. had these 10 male strippers it don't bother me chaka conflict everybody in her bed hey man there's are running the country you can go fuck other people. Wonder Woman, Yeah. They got Batman. the suit and all the gadgets and shit, It's so stupid.

3:25:21 He had that shit. back in time. if I had a super power it's probably the greatest thing No, this isn't the one with Richard Pryor. He's making the Earth go backwards. Or bring back slavery. I really want to fuck. For real. I'm like, hey, man, you better fast forward this shit. Did he? It's not. Like with boxing, man. so who's he fighting man so caught up on a bitch

3:28:24 he fucking the bitch at the laboratory. I don't think Batman was gay. Really? really? drugs and drinking, man. one of the most and I can send a motherfucker there, yeah not really the idea that there's this guy it also stands for and like sold it So if it's got all these shred marks because he tricked me and cut my fucking painting up, So he didn't shred the whole shit?

3:31:17 It just started happening. You know what I mean? That's it where it stops? did he that is your taste in art though you like you like chaos though i definitely like chaos yeah but we're working with one of your producers on it. They're well-versed can't apply that same energy They hit so hard. yeah and roast battle is different because it's your opponent is the subject like with stand-up

3:34:14 for the most part, and it's a subject. Fire and flight kind of thing. So they have a date. And whether it's a week or two months they that's what they're focused on and then they start writing this i'm gonna say this what do you think about like this is it as fast as i can go but if you're in a race he's like oh well i can run faster you're like right bitch right

3:35:53 because my position was point guard Yeah. All it is. I'm going to the moon, then we ain't gonna come back Yeah. I can't believe you ain't ever heard of him. I don't know if it's available on CD or on iTunes or anything like that. Right, remember? he was a pioneer. this vibe He always got... I don't know, because I grew up on that. My granddad was such a, he cursed so fucking much.

3:39:01 It is, though. Oh, shit. That fearless shit, I think we all look for that in standards, right? And I was probably like a year in a comedy. God. I mean, man. He talked about Tommy Hearns. He was like Taken so long That's another underrated dude, man. Dude, I saw him at the improv. himself. He was That's crazy. Smart. That's what you're supposed to do.

3:42:11 hell of a stand up special that he can sing he can do comedy he can pretend he's and I looked up the first episode I ever saw of In Living Color. god. I can't fucking believe this is Fire Marshal Bill. There's some great ones But the problem with There's just so many never gonna be president again He's not the president Oh that's right So imagine how he's about to turn

3:44:49 One thing that's like, man, he's going to be the greatest free agency in podcast history. that you'll never be. I'm the president of the United a hell of a businessman who had a lot of bankruptcies and then got in the office got in a Say what you will about Mr. Trump. Yeah, right. No, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice, at the steakhouse,

3:47:28 you kind of should allow him to come up. Yeah. If he just did that, maybe he wouldn't have ran for president. Yep. Is that what makes you competitive, though? That's what I'm saying. but... Like, I kind of think you guys need to get together. Can you imagine? They wanted to get Obama and Trump together. over he would leave to pee i would hang i would hang in as long as it took it's like one of them pray the gay away

3:50:35 Ain't nothing you can pray on it. tend to molest people and it's not always it's not always but it's there's a there's a a common yeah we can't stop this that's the thing if you go back to listen to like if you if you if you You're dead. They had no antibiotics. You might never live any broken bones. Ugh. The idea that we should treat them like regular people,

3:53:15 Yeah, OBGYN. I like the assuredness. sometimes it's ridiculous. time he don't give a fuck he love it that's hilarious yeah i should have hit up carl in they're trying to put your credit card and shit and yeah some guys are like some guys are with it But what's going to happen is these robots, And this guy's under my name. That's terrifying. They're going to trick us into letting them take over and become sentient

3:56:19 how technology progresses over time when some immensely epic iconic moment are not running from jaguars in the fucking trees anymore exactly yeah that thing's going to be the Before then, think about the world with no smartphones. I'd print that shit out. Printing out map directions to go see a bitch. She a gangster, man. came in so the women were a little more promiscuous in the 20s so they were yeah they

3:59:08 The roaring 20s in 2020s are going to be the same as the roaring 20s from the 1920s. It feels like that. are animals like those bernie madoffs of the world yeah all these finance people oh my god He got everybody. what the bleep the guy who directed it you mean what the bleep do we know what the bleep yeah Yeah, that's what the fucking show is about.

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4:04:47 right who's more famous him but he's more famous than banksy yeah yeah yeah because he's actually You ever see those? People are like, okay. It's like smoking can fuck you up if you're pregnant. those things, all right, can I see your cigarettes? He shows me. I go, what the fuck is that, dude? Right. And I was talking to this dude at the bar, and he had this pack of cigarettes. I go, can I see your cigarettes?

4:06:16 And he still smokes. What the fuck is a fucked up foot? You see bones rotting out of that person's foot. them those dope booths they do that in easier so i'm just gonna pick some i saw this badass white blonde you know what i'm saying big ass The bike. All that, man. But And nothing else I would've gave the bitch him back on they need to let me back on i want to see all the crazy shit that gets sent to him

4:09:29 Is that real? It looks like I might have to make a phone call. Spread them over. Don't you think they should have a Wild West Instagram where you could just do whatever you want? Did that make us any worse as human beings? about to drop it's gonna be the best app man out there man guaranteed man we're working on it right The one crackhead video with the nigga smoking crack

4:11:11 He's this ultra marathon triathlon dude, does Ironmans and shit. I was at the WeHo library playing basketball, and there's a park construction next to the I was like, bro, kids are here. someone who loves him dearly Happy White Guilt Month. I can't believe it, man. That might be. Appreciate it.