Joe Rogan Experience #1636 — Colion Noir Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! Hey, I take it. I mean, man. How far is the drive from Dallas? I mean, that's another story. I plead the truth. I know. You have a double radar? We're going. i know i'm listen man i have a regular car too i have a couple regular cars yeah that sound is the I mean, they just released the 992 GT3, which is naturally aspirated, rear-wheel drive.

3:18 Really? How could you hate that? No, now I think it's beautiful. Yeah. No, I think the 992, the rear end of the 992 is probably the best rear end on a vehicle out right now it's pretty sick yeah especially The interior is spectacular. Practicality. About that. i haven't used well closing it feels good you're fired jetson so snap that thing shut i think what

6:10 it'd probably be breaking down I used to love it I was coming back. I was like, I'm selling this car. I want nothing to do with it it was it was that that's how bad that experience was that i But, I mean, at least I have somewhere to go to. A lot of cops waiting around the bus people. Exactly. I don't have to be going fast, but I do go fast sometimes.

8:47 It's a Shark Works car. The BMW is transportation, but it's not really transportation yeah the bmw is transportation but it's like engaging transportation i mean it literally was the reason why when i was looking like my 14 turbo May or may not have. That's what they do feel like when they push you back. Well, I think he's going to get it to 1.5 in the Roadster.

10:51 From a G-space. That's a weird thing. Not happening. knows they're doing it, it's well maintained, the odds are very low that you're going to That doesn't exist. I mean, I'm hated right now. I don't know. You got a gun, Jamie? We got to bump those rookie numbers up. I'm a nostalgic sneakerhead. Yeah. Right. Exactly. In Texas, it's kind of like what you do because they're just so many of them and they're causing so much damage um and so my

14:29 I'm like, okay, so let me get this straight. You trust those dudes? executive chef and so for me i've always said you know what i'm gonna really i'm gonna sit down to Right. because we don't want to spook them, right? Yeah, we had a guide. Yeah. You're talking to somebody who's for the better half of 10 years been shooting at steel targets and paper right right so um i was like okay good to know um so we sat down get the rifle

17:33 I am so maybe you can tell me but I remember taking the shot he did not go like that's what they do the moment they sense weakness in a bigger buck they attack him almost because he's taking off running around another hill. I mean, insanely. like just over the crust of the hill, I don't have it on me now. Yeah, he has it. And you only have a tag for one buffalo, so it's not like you can shoot them if they run at you.

20:37 I'm not playing with you fools. It's better. Like a lot of guys bring a 45. So I was already for people who kind of send different types of shooters. So I think tactically. so and they all went and got buffaloes as well yeah well it was me and on the day that I did it caught wind of us and took off so now what would have been maybe a hundred or I didn't know these things could move this fast.

23:54 They move. So at this point, so now we dismount. And so I'm just like, hey, his friend is coming. I don't know what the hell this thing's going to do. And he drops them. So, it's like he's facing this way, right? i'm still waiting for the meat to get here um yeah so then i put a video together about all food is I just don't I'm at a loss here what what was the comp was there a

27:35 You did. In the video. Oh, that picture you sent me, you never never posted that. Here's the crazy thing. In the video. You don't even see the dead buffalo in the video. First of all, they'll love you because you're already a Second Amendment advocate, lawyer. comes from and where and if you're a meat eater that doesn't support hunting i i just don't know

28:53 But to judge me for doing the thing that you don't want to see even though you benefit from it from the standpoint of having to kill an animal in order to eat it, I think it's ridiculous. Right. about that one shitty comment i'm like fuck that guy the most dangerous is when i'm because i go i No, in your life if you choose to when you push put something online those folks that comment they're

31:06 Robinson, Pittman-Robinson, I think it is. and then also that animals don't get out of control I was doing a... I watched a video about why is it so hard to start a business in California. Yeah, getting you to donate. California's so fucked in so many ways That is true. you have people that are teaching at these universities that are almost predominantly

33:58 They don't exist. They want to reshape it in a more equitable way. They came really close. Oh, the one that was running at him? Oh, yeah. I didn't either. trying to kill him, He handled it like a G. I'm going home, too. But anyway, that's a reach like a moth. you're a good little key cat That thing is so not worried about him. Initially it's funny, but I can tell that's pure fear.

37:43 Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, dude. She didn't want him eating her babies. They eat cubs. Not in America. It seems like a little baby is just checking him out, but still. was for a grizzly it was a young grizzly okay dude the look in that thing's eyes You can't hunt grizzly bear. And you're like, oh, fuck all this. Just run. Honestly, after what I experienced

40:46 Somebody was like, oh, you're not really hunting. He's faster than me. And that thing, I mean, it dropped. they just want to yell at you. Those are the two Nope. The liver's really good. It's really I mean, my heart was cooked. Like it was good. Do you have a big enough freezer? They're sending it to a friend of mine who has a freezer for it. And so she called.

43:44 It was an experience. She was like it was good it was fun it was you know it was an experience she's like huh okay so she just accepted it yeah she didn't eat I mean my mom I'm like, yeah. i will say this like i think the reason why i didn't get buck fever as i was on the gun is when nerves start taking over. it's a weird little mixture of stuff because you would think that that

45:59 about that i just used to routinely like that it can be caused, it could have been caused by that. But, Weed? Those are standard panic attacks. you were just smoking the wrong shit. Of course. I like it. it gets brought up to the surface. I can definitely agree with you on that. It makes me nicer. It really does. But I mean, for me, There's a great feeling after you get too high.

48:14 Yeah. Yeah. come and hunt me and shoot him yeah you know so that and I think to me that's There's a great documentary called Relentless Enemies. And they look like cartoon lions like they have they're jacked and then the lions get him. Nothing. There is with elephants, though. they remember each other and they run up to each other and they they wrap their their uh their their

52:09 Well, we just assume that anything that can't drive a car or send an email is an idiot. Yeah, they rape other female dolphins. seven years. sees her with babies, he'll just kill the baby so that he can fuck her. Nature's dark. We're getting weak. about primal shit and then they start thinking about like you know i think aerosol is something and shutting down others and yelling at others,

54:38 and I would have written that too I mean, they're so common. Right. And then I'd be like, all right, five miles. Like today, nobody fucking does that anymore. Well, especially in Texas. No, revolving around the guy who designed them. up it seems like a highway system was invented when this was a really low population and then getting like that though too dallas is getting really really really congested as far as traffic

57:32 What's your number? Okay. Yeah, it depends on what you're defining as because when you look it up, Yeah, it's all the same place for sure. That's a lot. Yeah. Houston has some pretty ridiculous traffic, too. Houston just doesn't have enough freeways. The water went up to like the second floor. It just... everything like that it's not it's not good for the drainage no it does it's

1:00:13 They were saying just the fact that there's so many roads and highways because the water Oh, yeah. Now I do. They get a real winter. Normally. She was just like, be careful because they shut down some of the highways, so that means it's pretty bad. Nothing. think two smart individuals and the guy my coworker he was even smarter just And I'm like, all right, cool.

1:03:49 I'm like oh literally sitting there and we just kind of look at each other and I'm like we're And then he goes, fancy little truck you got here. The Range Rovers, I think Range Rovers are full-time. I like G-Wagons. G-Wagons are great. They're great. But Range Rovers are great, man. sweet man i don't like them now i i liked it a lot but i know they break yeah i'm a douche i like

1:05:29 It's not a matter of if. Lexuses are complicated, too, and they never break. Essentially, that's what they are. I will say that. That's how I feel about Ferraris. yeah because they got bought let's fix this shit Think about it. I say it 12 different ways because I hear different people say it. It's a QRSA. Is it? Exactly. This is also coming from the guy who was talking about the inadequacies of a manual transmission so like i said i'm a walking contradiction the thing about those uh lamborghinis though it's like

1:09:05 It looks like a stealth bomb or something. It's different than a Ferrari, right? if you're in any of those badges, generally speaking, Bugatti for sure. Yeah. And then you could also take it and drive as far as you can take it on a road trip to freaking Las Vegas from Dallas if you wanted to. Four-wheel drive. Most dependable maybe? That's amazing.

1:11:56 Yeah, that's true. I was able to flip, I can flip down a seat and then I had my luggage and then I had my get some stuff behind you Or even the Corvette. Which is weird, though, because the Corvette is actually a damn good daily driver car. Because that car is the antithesis of everything with respect to where the cars are going to Yeah, seven minutes.

1:13:42 I don't know. Yeah. That thing is a widow maker. production car record. That looks fucking great, man. I mean, it's basically a muscle car. I don't know, man. Didn't say I've seen that green version of it a few times But it's weird because I would assume that a mid-engine car would be better at handling the Nurburgring. I mean, it's a good-looking car.

1:16:47 Do they fuck with you? reality has a weird way of doing that oh man when you saw the lines when there's lines to the gun We got Mad Max. I would like to like raise of hands. How many of you guys have ever shot a gun how many guys know how to shoot a gun how many of you know about just basic gun safety none they Instead, what you do is you grandstand.

1:19:18 It's an insurmountable problem. are not even gun owners that will send me your video and say hey your friend made a great point I think a lot of a lot of people don't understand the actual power we have as people in this country You create enough issue with it, with enough people, once they get changed we're fucked because a lot of people don't remember but during the obama

1:21:53 about gun control is, first of all, I don't think people really understand that there are folks out And so they get talked about the way they get talked about because they're like, holy crap, that happened. Every year to defend themselves. So, for instance, like if somebody tries to rob me and I pull out my gun to defend myself and they take off, I'm not necessarily going to call the cops.

1:23:27 One of the things, like, did anything shift when people started buying guns? Okay, let's find it. Okay, go ahead. It's no different than getting COVID and the vaccine. The one thing I will say about them, and when I say them, I mean the gun control lobby, you look at anybody who's pushing gun control, I do think that to a degree that is it. Right. So they take on a more apparent role as opposed to an entity designed to find true solutions to fix a problem.

1:27:10 Right. It's high. Yeah. It's not me playing politics. And they were dealing with a lot of violence in their inner cities. No. we're not going to arrest you for the drug dealing. Because, I mean, whatever happens, that surrounds me, and I know at any given point my life could be threatened, I'm going to carry a He's selling drugs. to your area. How do you avoid inner city violence?

1:31:53 So it begs the question, is the goal really to try to save lives? that knew what was going on and knew how to use it, That's an example of someone who's highly trained And you know what? and literally says, I don't think the That guy. with respect to he just doesn't like... Think about it. If I'm a billionaire to the degree elite they don't like that idea they don't like the fact that the common man can have any gun he

1:35:42 crazy and they start burning cop cars like cops aren cops aren't going to come when you call them. And, you know, and these politicians play on those memories. guns. That's what I want to hear. And then this guy's saying, we need the Second Amendment to stay strong. But then there's other ones that have a brace that are legal. What do you got? Jamie, go to, here, I'll send you this.

1:38:07 You're going to get us pulled off of. That does not look like a pistol. And so it's hard to shoot a pistol of this size with one hand right so what this is designed to Is that what it is? But again, it boils down to the idea that you never see yourself as a defender. things and blowing things up. People get Yeah, but it's really that simple. There's so shoot people if 400 million guns in this country if we were a problem you would know it yeah but

1:40:48 We need to work harder, boys. I mean, by banning guns. and it's not as many Now what's the population the population of people in Brazil? So 6,000-ish more in Brazil per year than the United States, which is, that's surprising. we have huh interesting deaths per 100 000. are you talking about population no um the amount of Yeah, per capita they're higher.

1:43:07 Or El Salvador. Yeah. It is not America. That is true. for all total deaths. But Brazil And we have 300 million? Yeah oh yeah hmm yeah brazil's dangerous That's so strange. This time I promise this gun control will work. It wasn't a part of it at all? But here's the thing about it. Yeah. what is this here, Yeah, and how many executive actions What were they?

1:47:29 I purposely try to avoid paying attention to guns. Well, I got pulled back in once Biden got, And then with social media, That takes a lot of work, especially when you have one side saying one thing, you have the other side saying one thing. Can I come back close to the center here? Like what's going on here? I'm like, in theory, but in reality, what is a universal background check?

1:50:11 You just give it to me, right? give you the reason why I don't think that's a problem. you have to go get a background check to do this. Now, the question then becomes, So they would hope that they would avoid at least some guns Well, I mean, it's yours anyway. Yeah, so it's a new version. about that thing? to travel with your firearms. knowing the genesis of the pew-pew life.

1:52:56 Right. I guess so, but it's spelled wrong. Maybe. Is it your favorite? with guns they're in-ear noise suppression guns or earbuds so yeah so they can't be as good right Something big like a— So you have a backup. hair with respect to shooting did you get tinnitus from shooting no i got tinnitus from all my And then, of course, I brought you an Essential,

1:55:52 It's a good catalyst to kind of have the conversation in a manner that doesn't start off as, oh, you're a pro-gun and I'm anti-gun. Right. Everybody I know that is in a gun space is shadow banned. On YouTube? Yeah, he didn't come up when I typed in his first name. You have to literally type whole thing out For it to come up For it to come up On Instagram You have to literally

1:57:31 No My car page will pull up Oh, it's being sneaky. getting busted I thought it was, too. Describing the way they went about it. Oh, so- You work for CNN. I'm sure. How many guns? There's a lot of fence riders that watch CNN because they thought they were getting unbiased information. But then at the same time, I'll say this. right um it's hard to do that now because the other side has gone so far like where what do

2:01:33 The former CIA director being like the talking head isn't a great look. The guy he wants to nominate to be the fucking director of the AFT. So it begs the question. piece of advice like just get yourself a double barrel shotgun i think that's right i think do nuts. What are the numbers? How many people No. I think either stab. Okay, I'm going to say 1,300 people get beaten to death per year.

2:03:51 Whoa. Nah, not even close. that yeah that's the big one and they would they would count that as hands and feet but now more that, wouldn't you be able to control somebody more like that? Yeah, but that's not what's Well, the control thing makes sense that they went with Biden versus someone like Tulsi Gabbard, who they couldn't control, who is also left-wing, liberal, but also a veteran, also a congresswoman.

2:05:56 Yeah, so it was about 1,000. I thought I figured as much, but it was close. so maybe double this. Yeah, who knows, right? Golf clubs, yeah. I wonder if it's like strangulation with solid technique. Is there another kind of gun besides a firearm? a firearm has to have fire involved even other guns i always say a crossbow is just a shitty gun Crossbow is hard to reload.

2:08:31 It takes so long. They're all rotten. Oh, he got a new one? Meanwhile, Fuck off. How many so many seasons this thing would just put a hole in you like a pencil it wouldn't even kill you Daryl's crossbow is a secret you, those are a nightmare to reload. The lady with the samurai sword. You want a samurai sword. because you can use technique A machete.

2:11:27 Yeah? you're set. That's a dope show. Yeah, that's a good show. And probably kind of similar to what it was really like back then. I've never seen someone bounce back and forth like a yo-yo. No, it was. He didn't do anything. repeats itself in patterns i think people a lot of i think a lot of people think you know we progress so far that we can't ever find ourselves back in a situation like

2:13:59 or Mao or Hitler. so forth and so on. and debated. Yeah, for sure. that they can't. Okay, you're getting people that are willing to take this job, and they probably don't know how to handle pressure, I was just like, Panic's a motherfucker. But, And so I can only imagine in a situation like that. And you see the video. It's not like they have to go to the range

2:17:54 But yet they want citizens to remain calm when they're being pulled over by a cop with uh okay well but that speaks to that speaks to maybe we need a question we need to really It's the same exact thing. So it almost leaves room for you to process other information. That's why we were talking earlier when I was saying I like a heavy rifle. It's just, here you go.

2:20:07 Sim munitions. to shoot these rounds. and then the guys break into my room and I have to deal with the threat. like, I'm in bed laying down, and there's a gun on here, and then the guys break into my room, and I have to deal with the threat, basically what happened is they escalated it they they kind of ramped it up each time until it was It's real.

2:21:41 The young man that got killed? So it's like- There was a number of things flying around about what it was. They aren't tested on a regular basis. then raise the taxes yeah you mean you mean you don't have enough money with the with the money Yeah, you need to see it. This fight video? Look at this. Yeah but you, I mean the policies in these places.

2:25:05 Oh, he just sprayed him again. And the dog's getting involved. Would you have strolling by, and the dogs get involved. Look at this lady dragging this other person. to do away with it more than any place i've ever seen. That crazy new district attorney that they hired that wants to get rid of the gang unit. I don't think they let it happen. I know they do.

2:26:58 No, it was like that. but I will say there's something to be said about, Right. So now from that perspective, from a political paradigm, money's doing right and so when you keep and then so within these places since you are in a position And you feel good about yourself. with the missing money for mental health? that the mayor's wife was involved in some sort of a mental health program.

2:29:57 That's a spectacular amount of money that's missing. Los Angeles had a $430 million budget last year for homelessness, Then I create an organization. You know what I mean? There's a story here that after a 12% spike in homelessness, Here's the crazy thing. Yeah. Then when they go into these shantytowns, they can't do drugs. allocated towards homelessness and really

2:33:08 and it keeps getting worse. What? And we're printing money at this point. Oh, you haven't subscribed to LA Times? That's crazy. I just thought there was no money for it. I mean, I'm pretty sure that happens too. and I was sitting and I'm looking around, I'm like, Jesus Christ. the area would just like they would all the residents would fight that that not on like

2:36:23 terms of like uh what are you going to do? on the table to fix it. Well, you know what they did in El Paso? Yeah, I deal with it. There's a guy standing at my front door yelling and screaming to himself. Look at Jamie. Did you see that movie, the Netflix thing on the Cecil Hotel? They had it down. Wild, man. But how do they expect people to stay there?

2:39:36 They just take it now. So we said, okay, this season what we're going to do is we're going to travel you're like, holy shit. We have to stop feeling jump in the truck and get the hell out of Dodge. Right. Like, you have places like Maryland. $15 million later, guess how many crimes it solved? They're not. Really? It's control. She can't feel shit. You're a public servant.

2:43:22 There's a bunch of stuff with her and taxes this week, too. Yeah. What? insider trading guys. They set me up. You're a goddamn lawmaker, and you didn't know that they were closed? I would have taken my clothes off and run out. You'd have to get to Capitol Hill. $3.2 billion. Mm-hmm. God damn, these people are gross. change that now I know right Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. 1% of that. 1%

2:46:51 There's no one on the horizon. Yeah. what does it say? Yeah, it's way less people here. Yeah, give them free housing on Mars. I was like, what? It's a Bernie Madoff is what it is. budget was earmarked for homelessness. Since then, Of which there is not much. Wow. I mean, otherwise, how else could it be that bad? Okay. Hold on, let me do it again. 4,600 per person.

2:50:32 No, 4,600 is nothing. Yeah. And then once that 18 months is up- Pretty much. You round them up and put them in jail? Wow. And this is not that long ago. I thought this place was weird as fuck. It's incredible. cars and just stealing their shit stealing people's uh grills out of their backyard i haven't heard They stop people from parking their caravans on the PCH.

2:53:34 But, I mean, you can live like that, and you're kind of still living. Yeah. Fuck dude. Is there way to tactical courses and take me to that and you know what the fuck you're talking about and that's in this world that's a rare thing