Joe Rogan Experience #1640002 — Shane Smith Transcript

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0:00 back that was awesome that was amazing this this nothing cooler than meeting someone that you Before we had monitors in front of everybody. You were friends, man. Oh, no way. that have used plants for medicine. It's starting off from a fucking laptop in my office, Let's see if they have the main remote. And what Death Squad is is what it's the podcast label that Brian runs.

3:07 our podcast studio is located at The Ice House in Pasadena. more than 10 steps, and then off stage amazing Rick Ingram. Yeah. Steve Renizzisi had a show at the Palms, and then afterwards, Dom Herrera went up, Yeah, he's a great guy, too. Enter the Void and Irreversible, i remember the most where you're just i just had to look away from the tv and it was weird because

5:22 Isn't it crazy that they actually used to do that when you would go to the movies? I'm not sure if this is the actual game. How do you say this? How do you spell it? a psychedelic trip. Do you remember that shit? for you, I think it was like phone sounds, though. now don't they they have like those things i forget the guy's name some guys sent me something

8:08 to people about that, You are healthy. and I was trying to become a positive person like like maybe mary poppins maybe maybe don't even make it that noticeable make it like that It's like, you know, watch it or don't watch it, man. What's next, you bitch? I mean, like I fucking do like tomorrow I think I have three. you know how lame it is knowing that your face is being recorded and broadcast when you're just sitting there going, huh?

10:59 No, this is definitely a better setup. These places, every single person time we announced it on... What night did we do it? Sunday? We announced it on Twitter. We do these pretty short notice. Like the last time we announced it on, you know, what night did we do it? Maybe. I'll give a coupon code like Olive Garden, just hurting man we came there friday night and uh when we were there Friday, we were like, whoa, this place is empty.

13:03 It's fucking great. I just go online and stream porn. So this time I actually went to a website called like, I think it immediately opens up one of those windows right exactly yeah and what's cool is a lot of people there's just a bunch of people and you can do private sessions private sessions too or you can the program right there's so many of them do that do you know any girls do that yeah i know a lot

16:06 There was another article about this chick, Jeannie Rivers. I don't think I'll ever be able to beat off to her again. She's like, unless he's making money. But I'm like, wow, that is so strange. Everything's on the table now. The whole spectrum is possible. and just the full range Yeah. Yeah, it was ridiculous. How much is in this tank? Just look out the window.

19:47 Do you recommend going there for a weekend? You're right on this lake. A crazy man-made their boats and just drive out. it's fucking great man it's fun it's beautiful there's something calming about being on water Yeah, Sal from Sal's Comedy Hole, he was telling me he has a boat. No, there's probably some kind of boat signal thing when you're on there that's like,

22:06 This would be cool to have a boat that was big enough that had a hot helicopter pad on it also. We were all running late, and so he had to leave. Are you doing any comedy when you're in New York? They do it from the Cellar, like live from the Cellar? No, if I got Louie, I'll get him to come down here whenever he's in L.A. That guy, I always want to just, I don't know, I never want to bug him.

23:51 Yeah, I don't know what made him such a driven person. It's interesting. fucking, maybe his parents are from Mexico, is probably still fine if you're in any of those huge resorts such a risk i know it's still i'm That'd be amazing. I'm not really nervous. I'm going to grow my hair out a little and comb it like Elvis and stuff like that. They probably would like to be rescued, some of them.

26:08 so I've always done the Japanese culture. They're not going to sit there and talk about fucking Gossip Girl for five hours. The pan. Right out of the pan or whatever. Japan. The pan. They're alien. Is that racist to say? Yeah, there's white guys who have big dicks too. of there needs to be a study i'm sure there is a study but to see if yeah to see if that's real

28:21 Endomorphic is people that have just – they're naturally kind of chubby, Mesomorphic is like Rampage. It's a guy who's just giant muscle. about it. Czech Congo was laughing when he Or it's really, really small. he's small he's not really that I always talk about But he's in that movie. think during the the audition really but see i think that's what this movie is like that cool

31:27 I went to his 21st birthday party. Right, right. Pull that shit up on the monitor. You know, when you want to get blowjobs, a whole long slip and slide of pleasure, whereas someone with a little dick that's, you know, saved it. I pirated Bay. It's badass looking. because it's a preview i don't yeah we're only trying to promote your movie for free man uh

34:19 Tell me what to do when the giant dick shows up. That guy on the right has a humongous dick, and the other two guys probably... But it is a fun video to watch. Make sure you were set for the night. been amazed when people do that shit. You know, wander through my bedroom and your bedroom. Like, who is allowing these fucking kids to put these parties on?

36:57 That was very common for some reason. Or they put it on Facebook, and then everyone knows about it. Yeah. Whoa, that's real. I mean, if it's your parents. At what age are minors allowed Someday. That's way too complicated. Stupid Siri. Someday. Can kids drink alcohol at home? Okay, let me ask this. home are you a useless cunt I'm sorry Joseph she got she got shitty with me tell me a joke

39:39 life the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter That's deep. Wrong answer. How about this? Yes. Okay. in buying an android phone this dirty whore just ratted you out dude you're gonna go back and they're gonna What a useless fucking service. Mostly it's me laying in bed going, for the questions things i don't really ask i never do that like i never do like what what is life and what's farts and

43:42 out loud to me now the new iph have the voice-to-text function, Yeah. I swear to God, I just read it on a 9-to-5 Mac that it's still in there. take it out, and feature update it. them a deadline he's giving a deadline to explain what the fuck's going on uh and i think the You know, one of the cool things about Android is that, and he was fucking around and he found out that there's something called carrier iq and that

46:49 And Apple released a statement, it looks like five days ago, and have no plans to ever do so. What's going on here? I mean, how many people are out there right now panicking Yeah. Well, he's a very smart man. and it's pretty fucking accurate, Yeah. President someday, right? And you're like, what? after we've established some sort of a puppet government there.

50:12 It's hijacked. Ron Paul to be president. It's all going to move out This is not going to change through voting. made electronic voting machines with These It's fucked up. My point is, if you look at what these programmers, there's this one guy who's very, and have to have some new constitution drafted up because these fucking cunts ruined everything?

53:34 yeah but it was only like by a point percentage or something like that but but it's in the right bankrupt and Europe is trying to bail them out and everyone's trying to make sure And he was in Arizona with his – for Black Friday. like chaos it's like walmart should be shot in the head for how they they do this is it only saw him put this game in his belt fucking threw him off he was like hey you get up

56:18 the guy was here filmed the whole thing saw the whole thing had to grab the kid and hold the kid And he didn't do anything. Yeah. leave while they're doing this. This guy's still There was several witnesses, though, so that's good. those things, and there was now banners you probably wouldn't shoplift a $15 MORE ON THE INCIDENTS NATURALLY. AND THERE'S ALL THIS BLUR AROUND THE GUY'S FACE, AND YOU CAN'T SEE THE BLOOD.

1:00:12 and a rush of shoppers stormed the video game section of Walmart. You know, it's difficult when you're arresting an individual And the man involved is 54-year-old Gerald Newman. officers actions were justified again that video only shows the very and of AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THAT WHOLE THING IS THAT THE GUY DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE THE STORE. history of shopping their cameras just were not recording at walmart and and another thing about

1:02:58 drinking the product you know or eating the product and stuff and we're talking about like we got to put this out yeah people can see this the walmart part is sick and the cop part is sick causes them to leg sweep some old man too fucking tense too riled up too ready to go to battle even right here at home you know a fucking Yeah. good lawyer and he's going back to to do all that well that's fucking awesome man good for that guy

1:05:35 Yeah, he's going to be helping me out around the studio So he's done a lot of little short things for Sam in the past. that are doing it, that is the coolest fucking It's on iTunes. uh because they're both on uh cable channels you know one's on his or whatever uh f what is it what almost as much as I make per year, which is just like what? Thanks for being you.

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