Joe Rogan Experience #1641 — Matty Matheson Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! It would be. Oh. You're welcome. I've got a lot of energy packed up in here. To your health. Okay. I think we were talking about this. crispy the barky I just want to ask you a quick question. I have a podcast called Powerful Truth Angels. I won't talk about it again. Do I want a picture Oh, like just like the little Oakley guys.

3:33 If I was a tactical person shooting guns in the mountain range... No, no, no. The boss. Okay. I feel like you were a flat top guy. No. Play had the big one. But I'm glad you acknowledge Powerful Truth Angels. one, I feel. That is the one. Super high top. The super high tops. It's so nice. But the, house or my building or my Yeah, no, I think there's a lot of really dope graffiti artists.

5:49 everybody shit their pants. They're like No. This is such a nice, I really am excited to be here. My parents used to, we would watch them at the very beginning, like the Hoist Gracie and we would have to fight each other after. just a lot of in my life. Really? Never. I've been in a black eye in my life. I was hammered before. And I was like, you fucking losers.

8:37 going, I'm just jumping. Joe, we're jumping. I'm fine with jumping. We're going to jump around for You're asking people to punch you. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. No. My son is five, and I swear he could break my nose. I love the running and the kicking. him? He was taunting him. Get the fuck up. He's got some talent. And so you're accustomed to getting hit.

10:59 I feel the dad strength is real with the children. grab him and I'm like, what the fuck? Because he gets Joe, Joe, Joe. When did I I knew there was a two. Yeah, no, like nine years ago, I had an intervention to stop the brutality that I was putting onto myself. I would do shrooms. You're making me thirsty. I could chug a drink, at the end And then, but on the second vodka, I'd probably do a couple bumpers.

13:33 And I was like, buddy, let's do a bump. 12? Yeah, like grade 8, the first time I did, I started, like, early. 12? So, like, I drank, the first drink I ever had, the first alcoholic beverage I ever had Yeah. My house was the hub. was, and my parents are beautiful, But it would just be like, you know, everyone was there. And then- Yeah, I bet. that you are 100% taken care of.

16:22 that's the... things where So when we opened up parts and labor, it was crazy parts of labor was a giant old warehouse And we all loved partying and we all were like riding this wave and and the wave you want to have a good time too? So at 29, I'm 39 now. Get so fucked up, and I didn't even know why I wanted to get so fucked up and then I would do this thing where I'm doing almost like jumping jacks,

20:13 And all of a sudden I'd be like, Okay. I understand, you know, all that kind of shit. It's like we're having a kid. Like if I said to my wife, take me to the hospital. Let's go. Shout out to St. Joe's. Let's go. Tampons. like, sick. Okay, so I had a heart attack to call my parents. And they're like, okay, can I call my parents? I think I need to call my parents.

23:20 The doctor says I had a heart attack four hours ago. yeah, it just seized up. Him going, you weren't thinking about that shit when you ate that pork. Not that bit, though. Yeah, all of a sudden I get laced up. Things start clicking and really kind of settling. And I'm just like it makes me just want to party really it makes me I don't know. Yeah, it's sad.

25:35 You're all covered in electrodes and shit. I get a I get a bill for six6 because I had a phone in my room. That's nice. it's fucking, I got to think about what I'm going to do. I got to think about who I am. I got to think about the scariest thing is like one of the scariest things is your identity. that I've kind of created? It's going to affect my business.

28:16 Wow, so or a year after how long after the heart attack do you start partying again three? You know, so much beautiful support from all of my crews deep. No. No. Trap house where you dance? Trap house. You can do whatever. Little critter little homes. Is that a trap house? No. What happens in trap houses? You can't get high on your own supply. No, Joe. A don't get high at the trap house just business

29:50 I got banned from like, you know, I got walked in on and I was trying to like rob pretty but we still love you, but you can't show up here. Like, let me in. fucking man but now all of a sudden my ego is a little bit shook but my ego still is like fuck you And I walked in Friday service, mid-service, didn't even show up for work. You don't have to show up for work, bro.

32:54 That didn't go well. to your restaurant bro what are you gonna do with all your restaurants i'm the face of your company Yeah, just manipulate, manipulate, manipulate, manipulate. let's see what you fucking losers gotta say no facade there's no media there's no nothing it's you and your friends and I sat down and I listened for like four Because I think the lying.

35:38 You know, she's a fucking saint. So the fucking... This is it. Yeah. So you just, you hit the shift. I'm not a fucking idiot. And, you know, that was the thing where it was just like, am I going to be, you know, a loser? High school, college, fucking my entire career, everything I wanted to do, perfect. how did you deal with the shift in your identity because like this is that's an issue for a lot of

39:24 chefs I didn't care about TV. You fucking losers. You sell out. and people it makes people happy it fucks you know people fuck with what i'm doing yeah and Let's fucking amp it up. You know? I'm like, I was tattooed because I was punk, not because I was a chef. Within the last seven to five years was a big transition. You know, like nobody would drink online.

43:04 you know like that's not a sustainable anything. No, that's not sustainable for the 15th time. Just a fucking rhino. That alone would give you a heart attack. Yeah, bro. Whoa. Just a fucking rhino. shout out to water. do you take vitamins? And then just fucking 16 liters of H2O. Well, now I go to bed at 9.30 and wake up at like 6. Tuck in. But I sleep good.

45:08 And then you're like, oh, that is really it. I deserve it. I want that. You know, Hook, the movie, Robin Williams, great film. Yeah. And it's like, that's the thing is like now I just want to have a thing. and that's the thing I got mad ADD and know and i'm just like i'm like still my brain is like i live on a farm in ridgeway ontario Yeah. Like maybe you'll get sick.

48:39 Let's go. There is. The coke guy. I want to do crack and smoke crack with that guy. Show that shirt, bro. Well, this coffee. What's it called? Legit coffee. That is expensive to do just a dash. We're trying to figure out some funding. No. He was, uh, Yeah I was like this is really daily that's's really him. David Lee Roth weirded me out. I was like, this is really David Lee Roth?

52:19 and she will say, let me know if there's anything wrong. He doesn't. So for you know from running with the devil to like all of a sudden go there. You know, just really cool, period. We went pheasant hunting in Montana. And he just kept drinking, kept going. one of the rare things that really kill you if you jump off them. No, it's when you start that doesn't always kill you. Yeah, like that's the thing. It's so scary

55:22 just had a cast on and everything i'm walking around like a fucking freak and i'm just like i don't know it's like one of those things i feel like i heal ago, and I'm just – I had a cast on and everything. I'm walking around like a fucking freak, and I'm just like – I don't know. Okay. He lost 130 so far, and he's going to keep going. We've had our differences over the years and stuff like that.

56:22 Like it was crazy. And this one's, like, meaningful, you know? I was flying around the world just getting checks, collecting checks. Then lost, you know, a lot of stuff. But for the last five years, I was just a consultant. You know chefs aren't these fucking? We're going to build out some things. I got squat racks. I'm not The Rock. I was like the fat brother.

1:00:12 Their DNA is better than mine. And now I'm going, Yeah, Joe. You want to arm wrestle? Yeah, it's yeah, okay versus Canada, perfect example. Because in LA, the curbs are high because of the water. You do not want to be hurt on Melrose these days either. Yeah. So all this gym that you have set up, you haven't used it, but you set it up. let us know anytime.

1:03:39 all this jabber, I said it was excuses, Joe. I know it i know this is the same thing i said I'm not doing anything more than I'm already doing. Yeah. Is there any kind of prep? So you have something to talk about So you see, oh, he's fighting this guy who gets very light on his feet. And so literally the first fight these two girls were And I like there we were so happy there like look at Megan. Yeah, that's mile. We were so happy

1:06:37 inside the octagon. It was all so They'll figure it out. Yeah, but that's not that bad. He was telling people to do that. It is, like, it's so sad because there's just, like, what do we do? That money keeps going. handle things versus Democrat states. great. I want to move to Florida. Like in my mind, I'm like, well, what's the easiest, nicest thing?

1:09:34 You know why? The mental health is crushed. And that's not good for your immune system. if you go out of your house, then because then you're not what we signed up for. and you don't course correct and you don't adjust, then you're a piece of shit And it turns out not only does it not protect them, but it's less effective than letting them be free.

1:10:58 There's another election. Because the numbers wouldn't be enough to indicate that they should open everything back up again. I saw where it was going. It just kept going and nothing ever opened. I'm like, well, they're much more reasonable. Unfortunately, Maddie, 78% of the people that are in the hospital from COVID are overweight. Oh. 20%. The fucking doom scrolling's not good.

1:13:18 We're just in unprecedented times. Well, they were doing it in a more effective way because their case numbers were lower, Yeah. So they're outside in the sun. Suntanning is like jogging, I feel. If I lay down, I's guaranteed. That's good for you. Do you like suntanning? Do you suntan? I go outside. You go outside. Yeah. I can fall asleep instantly anywhere, but maybe that's just because of the gravity pulling my soul.

1:15:06 That's my favorite place. In the afternoon. They're the fastest deer I've ever seen in my life Where was the one when you were in a mountain range? freeze-off. Right. Like, I know a guy You just put that in a freezer and then you butcher them up? We used to do it in the morning. On your toes. Texas. And it was a bowing knife wild boar hunting video.

1:17:39 But I think, man, cooking that, I cooked a wild boar over some coals for a bunch of surfers, and I don't do stuff. Okay. For your show. You got so aggro on me. on me becoming whatever. Who cares? I'm a Bulgarian split guy guy. You know, if you just do some cardio with a movie on, here's the thing, man. They used to be. It's incredible. But one thing that does help

1:19:54 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bursts? No, I think I honestly, I'm mentally getting there. That should be in a meme. I know that. Walking's great. Yeah, he does break a few arms. Back in the early days of Sharon Stone? And she was hot. Marked for death. She was a new one. He's out there doing Aikido and she's looking spicy. Listen, Aikido is good if no one knows anything.

1:22:45 Let's see your samurai. This is Miyamoto Yeah. And he wrote a book Right. His thing was, and this is one thing that he said that I always bring up that applies you just got to be the meanest fastest baddest motherfucker and that's how you beat all these Yeah. somebody who's killed 62 people well That's why the Japanese had karate and judo and jiu-jitsu.

1:25:47 put him into movies and make him a star. The way he runs is the weirdest. Look, look. There's just a weirdness to the way he runs. He looks like he's rowing. Yeah, he does this. He does that. He looks like he's doing nunchucks A lot of little fast steps go. weapon fighting stuff? I've learned Right. It's good for kids. This is in Japan. This isn't the best one.

1:28:33 Except for a few, there's a few odd guys So this looks like it's like we're shot in like the 1630s or something well as someone Aikido. Right there. birthplace of most martial arts right because it's probably the oldest culture It's almost like it's like Niwaza from judo, which is like the ground fighting of judo. That's where it came from. He was like 147 pounds.

1:31:14 That was his thing. They would be, like, making bets. Nathan Corbett. Once again, like through the Ruka dudes First time I went to Hawaii I cooked for everybody for Ruka and surfers and MMA people and like all these people are there I'll go to any ranch. I've been to Australia like seven times. Got a big, you know, a good crew down there. And he's just like, I love, because I was like, I love going to Australia. I've been to Australia like seven times. Got a big,

1:32:59 highlight reel. Yeah, he like oh you're a psychopath well he's a competitor yeah he's a champion yeah he's a champion well That's what Kamaru Usman did to Jorge Masvidal this weekend. It was probably... A train. That's a freight train. If you wanted to Google the perfect punch. That is the perfect punch. That's a perfect punch. Like the, if you wanted to Google the perfect punch.

1:34:31 Yeah. and physically aggressive Just the intensity and the I couldn't stop it. She's one of those people that she followed me me on instagram like years ago and i dm'd her and i was just like why do you When you DM'd me, I did Whiskey Ginger. Dude, incredible comic. I'm like, okay. And I'm like, I'm going to talk about how I did jujitsu once and we'll get there and I got tired out the shrimps the shrimps

1:37:35 So we were doing like a big cancer for kids thing. I was dusted. like and then some people were like there's no way this guy's a purple belt and like it was just like that? Why do you have this? But it's just like your gas. Wanted to get to a financial point would get to a place where we could pay our bills with comedy. Like, do you get paid for five minutes?

1:40:45 But if you do- It's incredible. It's a place where we worked out. Then you'll get to watch the middle act and go someday someday You know? It went from 200 people, which is still amazing. I was just like, I walked out. You all sound like you're from Southie. and i had a three-month I have a baseline that I work on and I go on and off. We gave it to my friend who drove to Vancouver, bought a pound of cocaine.

1:44:47 This is like $2,000. That's incredible. weird, you never wanted to fucking crack it. Like I'm going to be a winner. Stay home. Stay home, guys. I'm going to stay home for a summer. I'm going number one. It's the only reason why I went to college. Yeah. So that people didn't feel like I was a loser. Stay home. I took a year off because I was broke. Like, there was no money in that.

1:46:21 Because I saw this guy lose his life. There was some around in the 90s. No, Joe. We never interrupt. It's like a pack of fucking shit. It's a four-day drive back from Vancouver. We all got this like, whatever. We're like, let's go. We you know we step on it like three times, sell little baggies. we're like okay nobody text him because then they'll have our numbers and we're like why did

1:49:29 just like, hey, okay, okay. fuck is going on you know like it's just like one of those things and i was just like when he showed So we were going to have Dustin and we were all, And we were all going to have Dustin. What is it like to do pure cocaine? And we were like, it was like it was a movie. And that's what it should be. All drugs. You know? There we go.

1:52:18 And if you, you can't even test it, right? This is too much information. Yeah, cuz they would assume that you're selling it A pound of cocaine would land you in jail for a long time. I feel so, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. I wasn't a drug dealer, but I lived with a couple drug dealers. now chef and and and i don't really have anything, really well up until this point. He's like, come in

1:54:36 Just showed up, haven't showered in like two weeks. I smell like cum and bleach. They're like, excuse me? you know, I need to finish this program Maddie and I was like Oh, yeah. Like, let me back in. and stop like they're just like so sweet and i was just like and i had a good relationship with them work on my a stock. I'm not an idiot. I i can hold the line i don't fall during

1:57:52 And they're like, okay. all my friends like death metal band is touring Canada. What I'm going to learn in the last two weeks of this course. but Chef Anthony fucking hit me up on Facebook. He's this big Irish fucking red motherfucker, big Michelin psychopath. And he's like, to see your rise like in this city is like really incredible he's like there's no other chefs from your graduating class not that

1:59:56 It's a tough thing. they don't own the business right it's kind of ironic what made you big was like to do. No, I was a very fuck you guy. That's the problem with a lot of kids is that they don't self-esteem was I never felt self-esteem like that before where all of a sudden if I did if I think a lot of teachers even like we're like well you know i was one of those kids that they're like

2:03:05 I like was just like, and just like walked out of the room. Cause I saw like my homie walking So in Nova Scotia, big, big fellowship, Mormon world, you know? that like we were allowed so once you got excommunicated from the church they just well allowance and I'd have to give 10% to the church. And all that kind of shit. just like somebody knocked on the, you let a missionary in here, you know, like where it's like so funny.

2:05:58 Yeah. and then all of a sudden i'm like doing acid you know i'm all gas you know like it's just like i There's like three levels of heaven. I was like, I'm never going to be eternal with my parents at a very young age. So did you have to give the underwear back? that are being like maddie doesn't know shit and doesn't know shit. And I don't know shit.

2:08:19 She's going to love that I say this, but she had like a child out of wedlock. And I remember my older brother almost like beat the shit out of these missionaries. Well, that is the wackiest religion. Because they know the guy who made it up, and he was a con man. Joseph. Same shit. They were beautiful? A Mormon. No. Well, they always thought that scientists and archaeologists thought that people came

2:10:53 The Anglos. Yeah, yeah. Kennewick Man? Wow. And so as they started to do some examinations on his DNA, they found out, no, he was, in Now we push it back to Let me... We found this... And it's this little little group of people. that's happening right now. you know, And they took it down on their Facebook because It's just like lighting trash on fire and letting it go are they it's just like a candle

2:14:47 Never. We're moistured. It's not a problem. something didn't they have some sort of a press release scheduled no there's There's these floating pyramids, floating things. Incredible. We're feeble, right? It killed people. It's just that we fell apart in terms of the way we Action Bronson used this time to lose They got more and more fearful that would come out of it

2:18:27 All of a sudden, they roll up. But our real problem is that we are, we don't know how to think, and we don't know how to think, and we don't know how to talk, Yeah, well, here, yeah. Nothing will help us. They just go like this. Yeah, these are these things that are flying the sky They have some sort of, they're piloted or, you know, a drone or something.

2:20:40 They don't know what to do. And he was in 2004, which was 80 years ago, right? They saw this thing. It looked like there was a ship underwater. And then it went to their, they had an established destination point that they were eventually In that time, it went from 80,000 feet to one feet above sea level. They're like, what are those crazy pink monkeys with bang sticks up to yeah

2:22:48 We got to stop some things. That's the wackiest theory. and admitted that they've made with like five legs. Yeah, but Doesn't it cost like $100,000 to break your arm in What if these monkey-human hybrids go straight Planet of the Apes on us With humans. Yeah. Some of the oldest known written language. And it's really represents medicine? Right. That's amazing.

2:26:30 were trying to tell this story of how some beings came from another planet, manipulated And every 3,600 years years it would come near Earth Because there's these weird I don't think that's from Sumer, but it's fucking cool, whatever it is. That is Anunnaki. Get a bookmark. We have the technology. Well, Connery. It's like, okay. That's what, that's fake news.

2:29:23 I want to go into a casino and like annoying and you'd hardly sleep. There's no You know those things? Oh, that's good. I get sleep apnea if I sleep on my back. But not until I was 40. And I didn't burn through it somehow. Brian McKenzie? I think it's a depiction of the monkey king from Bali. The Monkey King's tight. Fuck, that Monkey King is Just Google.

2:31:42 No. This site has a ton of information about this. Oh, okay. Okay. I want to paint my face, wear a kilt, and chuck a Claymore at somebody. That'd be pretty dope. thousand miles you know and you just chill out and relax and then and then you're like okay there's Yeah. Well, the Mayans. The Mayans. I would definitely go to choose another one, I think I might want to be... I might want to see what it was

2:34:58 That movie hostiles I didn't see I don't think no 2017. It's about them bringing... And that woman's in it. Yeah? She's the one who kills him? Yeah, Gone Girl. Okay. Yes. She doesn't kill him, right? No. No. Fucking crazy movie. What's the one with the Ben Affleck movie too? She's the one who kills him? Psychopath. because her family gets murdered It's so heavy but that movie is like

2:36:57 I shouldn't say, but a soldier returning a chief civilizations. I'm into ancient You know thousands and thousands of years ago making these insane structures that still hold up today. stones. And they didn't You just imagine what it was like there was no light yeah you know there was magnificent. You could see everything there was no light. Yeah, you know there was no light

2:39:21 yeah, but it's also in some ways like the most humbling and peaceful and enchanting. And also the vast spans of ground and the mountains. I have a bunch of friends who do it all the time. If they can't find you by the time Yeah. We got lots of coyotes. So we got, you know, whatever, a couple acres. started like screaming like, can I touch it? I was just like,

2:42:00 And it was crazy because I'm watching, looking at the, you know, the half eaten deer. So there's going to be a lot of blood on the snow. And Mac was so interested. It's so crazy Like, he'll always be like, take a closer, you know, you can just keep zooming in on your phone. Irish right and so her mother very religious, you know, and and none of our kids are baptized

2:44:03 soak it up right and i'm just like learning learning not to talk too much about stuff, some stuff. he's only been alive for five Yeah. one of those things where I was just like, I always knew that I like wanted kids and like wanted this stuff. He said, just let it change you. so hard and so soft at the same for them that is just unimaginable. What do you do if there is a breach, if you're doing a home pregnancy?

2:47:03 No, well, at the farm, we're like 45 minutes. I'll fucking do anything. You have to teach yourself to, because I grew up, I didn't really have pets. It feels surreal too, right? Dude. My son, Yeah, you know, Like, that's the thing is, like, I'm not caught up in, like, you know, I'm like, I want my kid want my kid to be this and i want my kid to be that i'm like i just want my kid to be a good

2:49:34 Like, hey, motherfucker. You gotta let your kids be who the fuck they are, man. I was like, Trish, I really want you to, like, 19, they're out. I want them to make mistakes. I want them to fall Really? You know, so stay up there in Canada. Self-sufficient. A couple of bison. like a herd and it is thunderous. And he's getting closer, and he starts going faster.

2:52:07 or herd of bison. And Oh boy, you got problems. Yeah, see no, I'm from Canada. What do you say? I say I'm a bagel guy, too. Oh, boy. You got problems. at a fucking time. Milk. Milk. I have to piss so bad. Joe Rogan, I've been experienced. I enjoyed it very much. I think just Google Matty Matheson on YouTube. Yeah, we're over 10,000 subscribers, Joe.

2:54:03 I'm the worst plugger. I'm the anti-plugger. Fuck it. We'll do it live. Fuck it.