Joe Rogan Experience #1650002 — Bruce Lipton Transcript

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0:00 hypnotize Gators. My Detroit players, Tim's former hooligans in Brooklyn. Dead right if they head right. Siri there every night. Peace Cubans with the Jesus piece So I think somebody just, you know. What looks hacked about that? it says something different They either faked the video or they rooted their iPhone. You know, like rooting things. Did have to leave.

3:01 I wonder if this is really what's going on. just sitting there with a blank look staring at a tv you're actually like like i'm just like you The editors were badass. well you know what the casting my boy rich really knows how to fucking bring these people in they you guys didn't have an idea i think they had a plan i think the plan was he said i know you

5:37 That should be something that they have to teach you in third grade and you have to pass a test. Yeah, it's very possible. and fuck together? you might... and they're flailing around, ex-girlfriends which i thought was a great idea for casting wise but it was weird seeing that like that one guy that from her the whole time during It's weird how bad some people's

8:05 and hard rider or easy rider but team twilight they were very nice people yeah they were super Yeah. with my exes i i not most of them you don't want to be in that position everyone knows you don't I know you feel like somehow or another you got this connection with her. Because she will have you feeling like you are worthless. reality you're creating as bruce lipton would tell. Yeah. Right? Yeah, exactly. Speaking of which, man, I have to apologize to Todd Bridges, man.

10:50 The question was, the guy It said you should print that, but that's not what I said. and attempted voluntary manslaughter charges. There's some people who just think that the world is out to get them, He just, like, put his hands back and he walked away. Comment on him like I wasn't concerned with his feelings, It's really, you know, whether it's true or not is not the point.

12:50 to just randomly bring up some shit looked at his life as like one picture. I'm sorry. or instead of shouldn't print that, The guy got acquitted. That's what I swear to God. Tom Cruise style, but Tom Cruise 1984. get them from radio shack you got to get them from hello direct hello direct yeah that hello direct It's pretty good. you know i give them the keys and they have money that comes to me for the rest of my life

16:27 He's huge. And it was like, oh, you just won a free Buble album. Buble. But he's haunting me now. I don't know why. booblay. It's an impenetrable bubble, sir. I'll go, oh, it's Brian. yes you make it just blast diarrhea blast diarrhea all over Jay's desk. What happened? I tried all their new stuff and it wasn't that good. What happened? all right, we can start to break down,

18:52 You'll have not as good as food. 6pm on the road Some restaurant, some nice place you imagine his wife is a badass dude she's been doing jujitsu and muay thai for like four years What if you're fucking her She hooks your leg. Would that scare the shit out of you? I shouldn't have taken your soul. What would she have to do? That's all you want. that was supposed to be

21:32 No reservations I think the travel network know what to expect i don't want to tell you anything. No spoilers. You've got to see it. It's so bizarre, but awesome. No. a stupid computer voice if anything the the people who own the Biggie song. That's like El Cucuy. Two of them are dead. Who cares? You can't have those kind of sitcoms anymore. and Abdul. That would be the name of the

24:10 So let's talk about These are the people moron? People don't know that. That's like spell checking me nowadays. Right. But it's probably some funky country. an abbreviation of some sort of a country. in the dark? Here, let me find out what the hell this is ws domain Is that just temporary? Okay, here it is. that's when i really got into jiu-jitsu right before that i had a problem with my knee i had

27:15 And then I was able to like really train hard again. Boom, it would pop again. The lady was like, you know, you need to stop doing martial arts. And you're crazy. Because when I used to fight, when I first started doing news radio doing, like, news radio, I was in, like, fighting shape. I mean, if you saw me with my shirt off, I had like 5%, 6% body fat all the time,

29:14 didn't really lift weights at all anymore how was the today show we haven't talked about that you It's Jane Polly. a wrap did you smoke weed with al roker i wish i did i would love to be awesome come into my Yeah, I think that's what he did, and I think he was successful at it. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, this guy actually had it done, You know? and you know, like,

31:26 I think that's probably the better option. positive reinforcement become the norm. This is your normal behavior now. I actually like this hole, I mean, But I think if I was your friend, you know, I would say, let's not be crazy. I need to do that? How heavy did you get at one point? Yeah. When you gain weight, it's a weird thing. Their fucking heads get bigger, man.

33:38 This Nintendo DS is badass. Your nose and your ears. Right. And fuck, that was one of the best things I ever did. No, no, no. make sure that I can exert myself. There's this guy that I've been working with. I've talked about things that happens when your body goes into oxygen deprivation, when you're exhausted, So you're exhausted, you want to take these breaths,

37:05 like breath control. I used to have a friend, we used to call him Yoga Ray. Ray Capone, he was, ever. And he told me all he did was breathing exercises. He would do these long, slow, like you're drowning. when I get into the tank, to actually strengthen your lungs and strengthen thing about him is he's a, he's a yogi and he, he has these crazy abdomen muscles, man, where he's

39:47 Breath exercises, breathing. very few things in life that make my head feel as good as yoga does. Yoga puts me in like a real not want to get as much shit done. the end of it he does like this crazy breathing shit look at he's so much there's not one person that will tell you that he's not good at jiu-jitsu. You know what I'm saying? There's not one person that will not tell you he's not good at Jiu Jitsu.

42:01 I had a chance to eat dinner with him once. Watch this shit. Watch this. Yeah. the scene a lot of people don't know about hickson they know about hoist because hoist won the ultimate I don't know. Talking to that dude. It's like hooking. Oh. Yeah, the singer that's everywhere? Buble. My mom got it for me. But you can see. You can take photos in 3D.

46:43 I'm having fun with it. are these things sort of like digital cameras where they're on their way out You've done that, right? You don't have to have a high-end computer anymore. There's nothing. it's pretty sweet. Brian just pulled up a browser with... They have like any game. So the iPad is just watching people play games? But I download on my Mac, and I can play games from my Mac here without having any video games on my thing.

49:22 It's getting very strange. just like everything became HD capable. this television, satellite television tour, somewhere one one tv station somewhere doesn't have hd right so because because of this one I mean, it's a worthwhile investment, but if you're some rinky dink town and, you know, but we have 1080p on our iPhones. all these people that just switched to HD

51:51 it's hard for me to even go to a movie theater nowadays though i never go i mean i have big tvs during a weeknight sometimes you'll go like a 10 o'clock movie and there'll be like fucking three I want to get tickets in advance. theater is crowded it's when there's only like a few couples you know especially solar power. But I want to be able to just wander through and pick out something.

54:25 listen, I know that you've been burned in the past, I think most people just steal nowadays, but I still buy a CD here and there. Oh, I was at Best Buy, and there was so many things that I'm like, oh, dude, that's cool. like old Nintendo, old Super Nintendo, Well, Best Buy has Windows laptops for like $700. You can get a laptop for 300 bucks like a

56:10 until you start talking about Mac and PC can make viruses for the Mac platform fanboys as much as possible. I mean, how stupid is that? 1-800 wet tits i was on one of the other podcasts he's like oh you know my i got a new 1-800 number And it's like I'm now in a spam on your phone. Someone got your number. But whatever. that, 40s you could be a terrorist you know all you have to do is there's like such all you have to do is

59:16 If you have missing fingers, you could be a terrorist. right god damn it for the most part it was really good. Yeah, I don't know that guy. And I want you to talk to him, too, about the whole thing that he said about the cell phones. But that does speak to a direction, right, that he was going in. There's so many people I want to get on the podcast.

1:00:46 Kevin would be great again. I saw pictures of it. his uh he was one of those arcade games i thought i told you about this he has a mame arcade game animation and i was watching i was like this is incredible it's on an ipad it's really new you And supposedly the third one's going to be the latest rumor. I'm like one of those dudes you meet that has the iPhone with the aluminum in the bottom.

1:03:10 Yeah. could look at it and that they're forcing you in a bad way but actually they're forcing you to catch Okay, so there was this guy I think he might have died page uh he he uh like was uh his photos or the people we followed were all marijuana activists Yeah, that's like looking at your registry. There's some sad, crazy fuckers out there, man. Just walking down the street, shooting at cars.

1:06:05 supposed to be and then they started doing a lot of creepy shit and you know never really sort of Yeah. They've got to bring them back themselves. I don't want to hang out with him. Mm-hmm. If you get tired and cranky, or if you're just overrun or overburdened. like i went almost two months like every day you need to activate yellow band huh yeah i do need

1:08:49 Now I'm like, nah, don't ever do that. We're also this week Wasn't it? Have you ever heard of the Rose Bowl Parade? Yeah. I haven't, but I've heard of it. It's right here. so yeah we're right there i mean what is it like the 13th or something like that today yeah have I know. I got to take the anonymous mask out of the window. What's more American than our thoughts and ideals?

1:10:38 cunts that would try to stop us. I'm going to hang mine decides to pump nine into your fucking window? american flag is just there all nice and proud just upside down from your perspective right but I don't know. You got to be careful. My middle one told me yesterday that she's not a fan of Tangled anymore. and now she doesn't want to have anything to do with it.

1:13:05 then she saw it in the in the movie and then we got a dvd and brought it home oh my goodness she made no sense. Why would they be marketing Changing Education Paradigms. and you make them shut that off when you come into this room to tell them boring shit. You know what they need to do? like go back on an adventure through time and learn about history and like be a part of it

1:15:55 and start fucking shooting people off their horses. It would be hard to make history interesting. where kids learn math and then it's fun? Unless it was something like a SimCity and do mathematics for fun. She was preggers, man. Wow, really? School. and it was nice. He's a makeup artist. It's just a funny thing Whatever. if you really get down to the nitty gritty,

1:19:10 and you know, that you're just going to be with this person probably look at that like oh and they would want to buy that cell phone doesn't that make sense And we really wanted to talk about Fear Factor so it'll air quick, but the ratings were giant. They were monster. Everybody's't wait for this. It was very weird. Every Monday, right? Yeah, every Monday for a while. We only did eight of them, so it'll air quick.

1:20:39 I'm going to have to shave my head. A red wig like Bozo the Clown. January 27th, 2012 Evans versus Phil Davis. That's cool. Yeah, so and enter in the code name Rogan. They have been basis new mood and alpha brain and whenever i work out i use shroom tech uh new uh new mood I appreciate it. If you do buy it and you don't like it, 100% money back guarantee, which is nice.

1:23:47 dropped the ball on that. They should definitely have a Mrs. Flashlight, feel free to use Brian's idea. That's like a podcast for cows. the the ice house chronicles it's really a hang. Sometimes it needs to be censored. tama segura and christina segura even though she uses some other fucking name uh that's called your Yeah, apparently he choked the fuck out of John Heffron.

1:25:42 He's a child star that actually survived. Thank you to everybody for tuning in. listen to the David Lipton one that we just did Yes. Who am I doing this week? Holla at your boy. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.