Joe Rogan Experience #1659 — Scott Eastwood Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. We make our own beer. I have your underwear too, right? That's a good beer. Okay. Yeah. It reminds me a little bit of government. Yeah, I'm not a fan. celebrating the American worker, He's got his hair and his face, and he looks like the Grinch. Yeah. Oh, he wiggles a little too. Oh, no shit. Yeah. And there are. They use hops.

3:27 I think so. It's like gluten-free. I weighed 208 the other day. I've been dealing with this to the point where I've been doing a lot of physical therapy. yeah but you know the other side of that is sometimes if you get too skinny, then you're like a I like being healthy. I have a real problem. I do too. you get them protein style. Yes. That's not bad. That's a good move. Yeah. I heard In-N-Out out here is not as good. I don't know.

5:58 It's like they're seeing life through a lens. doing to Austin oh they're so silly I haven't done anything I brought in a bunch of funny It's good. And we talk about him very much. But Five Guys, in my opinion, is the fucking goat. I don't know if I've had those. And you get free peanuts when you go to Five Guys. Thank you very much, man. He built this.

7:59 And then Ways to Well hired these Roadside Relics fellas. and now all eyes are on what joe rogan says yeah it's not good it's wild you guys should be paying I mean, and then it reaches some preposterous number of human beings. Why is he talking about me? and I was like, oh, wow, this is crazy, because he's the center of the stratosphere, it seems like,

10:06 I'm sure he's a nice guy. where people are worshiping the ancestors of people who suppress their ancestors. Yeah. Well, even over there, they gave up on them. Of a bloodline or something. if you and I were having a conversation at a restaurant or a bar, is they're just humans, And you kind of look a lot like him. You were the first guy to get an elk out of the whole group.

13:25 It was amazing. I said, I just saw you get whacked in a Guy Ritchie movie, LOL. saying we were talking about Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt who had gotten divorced from that that lady really wanted to fuck Brad Pitt too she's like now she's That's crazy. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Medicine is readily available. throughout all of human history. And the looks in these people's faces, the hardships that they must have faced.

18:04 They were all like real skinny or real, you know, like, just. Insane. Oh, yeah. Again, the Concorde. They even crazier because they're developing supersonic planes. Oh, yeah. Like, this fucking thing is not safe. Applications, but there's a wind tunnel that china has developed really yeah that puts it like way ahead of what the american capabilities are in

20:12 And it's interesting because they're basically a go-between. Did you? Land there, get off, They have, and it's fully nuclear powered. It's Yeah I know I didn't realize we only had 11 of these things. But there, it's, You know, there's the gimbal video and the go fast video. It pushes out the back. That's the thing. could figure out something that is sound that could go in outer space and travel at some crazy

25:18 Like it's very troubling because we don't understand what they're doing. They can operate for hours and hours in the sky. Yeah, a lot of it's classified. bullshitting the American public and the world is uh what they call a transmedium vehicle meaning it flies through the air and then goes Bro, it's freaking people out. that did something very similar recently too.

28:20 And I think it's because our fucking society's falling apart. recent one? Oh my god. There's one off of Massachusetts because the guy who's filming it is like, I mean, maybe because we're not hunting them as much, Are there sharks out there? It might not be new. It's not giving me anything. Well, Objects like that a month. Hmm Here's the shift because people used to eat shark all the time.

31:52 Yeah. you know live and maybe instead of every time you go to a sushi I get it. that's your thing that doesn't feel like it's doing the major dent in the ocean it's the the But if you're, you just have to totally destroy the ocean doing it, Well, it's regulated in America, at least in our surrounding waters, right? not and this in this day and age they age, what Sea Shepherd has caught is these countries

35:30 And they'll say that this is for research. And they're eating the whale. uh pre-covid it was amazing dude they breached the water in front of you it's like oh my god Oh, immense. Everybody. Unless you get eaten by one. I don't know what to say there. I don't want to pick a side. Yeah, right If you see a wolf eating an elk asshole first and tearing it apart and it's,

38:33 And I'm sort of like, okay, dude. That's crazy We're the prey that's incredible i want to hear these fucking news We need that guy just to drop all that bullshit and just be who you are when the bee was going after you. It's the same thing with top 40 DJs. Here he goes. Where's the bison? Is he climbing in the truck? and they were running across the top of this, like, stone fence.

41:22 Is that a black bear? that bear off the top of the fence. She's a gangster. Even more gangster. That's a keeper. Now you got me thinking about it. Yeah. You mean elk. Come back in the morning. Where they shot an elk, and then they went back No Dude just fucking imagine Shout out to John Dudley, non-con archery. Did it fall down a cliff or something?

45:20 it is not forgiving. It's not forgiving, but it's also the reason why there's enough resources. They'll run out of food and then they moose overpopulate the earth they'll They were fucking slapping each other Two fat people getting... I'll restart. Boom. at this point. But when it comes to conflict, But everyone is aware of what's going on in a way that

48:19 to see things we get to see the iron curtain over israel we get to see the the rockets flying back and forth it's fucking crazy we get to see things oh i mean it's it's just nuts over i mean over what We're all just humans. or conflict because of raiding tribes that were trying to take what we had. to feed, you're going to war. let's let's let's cut the deck yeah i mean just think about how easy it is for people in this

51:04 whoa, you're making lists. be happy. We want our communities to be safe. We want our families to be healthy and people to be Yeah. And that things you share in common with someone, you know, the differences of opinion should She's like, if you're saying you're not attracted to someone because they're overweight, You'd be like, okay, Denise, have a nice day.

53:52 and then a lot of other crackpots on TikTok. Yeah. Both can exist together. You're going to be okay. You don't even have to lift weights. Pelotons are great. Ha! Okay. He switched the timelines up, and he made it like you have to go, oh, oh. belt i've run with him before from henzo yeah you know that's that's top of the food chain man Like that young lady that attacked that bear and pushed that bear off the top of that fence, that lady's, that girl, that young girl is different.

57:22 And then there's some people, you apply pressure and they crack. Like some people can be really good out the gate at it. Because some of the toughest dudes I've ever met have bigger brothers. else so I'm sure you're able to correlate the two. fucking twin. You're nothing. But the people that can handle pressure. that anyone can completely reinvent themselves in five years.

1:00:04 and he uses Mike Tyson as an example. So I bet in five years, if you just... By 18, he was one of the most feared heavyweights on the planet. you're, you're just doing it. And if you talk about it and you talk about, Oh, here's what I which is a very difficult pursuit, right? my height i'm not going quick 208 gotta get you 195 some people some people can run man they can

1:02:51 I'm going to run harder today. And that kind of person, they can accomplish anything. Somebody or whatever that thing is he just does and does and does and then it transfers to anything whether I mean, to be a person like that, Something about so funny about you. like I'd call big waves like 20 feet. I mean, it depends on how you judge the wave. like that, but then

1:05:50 Oh yeah. I mean you'd be in there actually i've never surfed it oh my god look at it crashing down oh jesus yeah that is a crazy It's got to be. What's the craziest place you've surfed? But hot outside? They're dinosaurs. An earthquake triggered it. I mean, it's crazy when you see some of these videos of the tsunamis coming in. Our kitchen was all fucked up, um we decided to rent a house um so we said well while our kitchen's getting all

1:08:57 You're eating your breakfast. That's an unstoppable force of water in nature. Oh, my God. I think they're an integral part of our that they have to talk to me. By the way, I didn't even tell them I was going on this I had told Mike one of my and I have to field it, you know. Well, this podcast in particular has been very interesting and almost an experiment in that I've never done any publicity for this fucking thing.

1:12:48 I enjoyed doing Howard Stern. of these savages it's just half the fun is the hang it's like half the fun sure so i was like gotta get them all together what's the best way to get them all together to make a thing where they It's probably better if I took it down like 30%. Okay. things there's a lot of in like if you have an enormous platform like the Today Show or whatever it is,

1:16:01 actual opinion. They're based on what they think the opinion of the general public is and how do we make those people feel like we're on their side. And I was just like, I can't really be myself. I don't give a shit. it's like there's a vulnerability when people recognize that certain people... You see It's like a natural thing. and say something nutty.

1:18:24 And so they're just coming after you. I can acknowledge that this is my opinion, but it can change. Let's have a discussion about that. Hey, you know what I'm saying? That seems kind of fucked. I think, Like, hey, if you consider yourself a news network or news, This is Orion. I don't care. I'll take either one. And that's kind of... Oh, thank you very much.

1:22:01 You're welcome. Here, I'll pop this bad boy. Ooh, ooh smells good foundation cigars shout out to them news But now they're thinking that it probably did. That's what's fucked. Like, you know, I mean, like you said. he talked about... look, Trump is a moron, but he's right about this. lab or is that not a thing that Oh, that's a good question. you're held to this higher standard.

1:26:04 deeply invested in making sure that it's apolitical and looking at things completely objectively and saying, okay, look, I voted for Biden, but I think this is wrong and it has you know what? was losing his business at the time what was his business restaurant oh brutal yeah the worst the and businesses go under based entirely on your decisions, and those decisions are very debatable.

1:28:26 Yeah, that's elitism. will say, well, there, you know, but it's, you know, it's your, it's your choice. It's you, or you want to do a thing, like that's your choice. I support that a hundred percent. Like, and then you take the mask off. It's like, it's a, it's a wild time. It's fucking straight. It's like COVID-19 particles that are going to go through the air,

1:31:07 Like what were the flu numbers for 2020? It's like you do you. And people die from infectious disease. What is this, Jamie? Maybe somebody... I would agree with that. So I can't say. I do. And a lot of doctors I've spoken to say you should take breaks. It's wild. No, spawn before they die in the same place. I went to Seattle once and they had this sort of education thing about

1:35:57 Like they have a specific population of orca that live in the Puget Sound that only eat salmon. And then other orcas that are, they're migratory, will come into the sound. Do you eat a lot of salmon? We had a fucking freezer fail here. Horrible. You feel absolutely like more powerful, more energized. Yeah. It's almost like purple. Wild. that's true well that's what i kind of think i think it's i think it's more fair with the arrow

1:40:24 Yeah. No, they are. You, you gotta put in the work. Hardest thing. more than fighting, you're not moving at all. and practicing in my yard, countless arrows constantly every day. Rolling into Safeway and like, yeah okay here's my steak and it Same with, have you ever gotten into spearfishing? But he was talking about mercury poisoning, serious mercury poisoning too much tuna it was just lake fish oh really yeah i think freshwater

1:44:25 Yeah. I think it's a cod. He's doing great. minute, I'll go do it. He was in a plane crash. The landed in san outside of san francisco bay There was no social media. There was no social media. but because he was in this plane crash, that you come to in life, gateways, this thing, this virus that could prematurely end your life. It's a different feeling. They're just happy to go outside. They're so happy to do things. It's a different feeling.

1:48:59 Yeah. And then it was the roaring 20s. There'll probably be a lot of babies that'll come out of this. really to take a chance something that'll kill ya Like, should I wear a condom? People kept doing, people didn't, like, I guess there was, like, higher risk groups, right? Breeding animals animals you know We're like you and your wife could like swap brains

1:52:19 like to want to have a baby inside of our bodies. It's literally just, you're just guessing. why is that is that a resource thing do you think so like if there was women all around and you're going to think, why does he have her? at conversations fastening I love it I enjoy it very deeply just from an Look at this fucking, I'm going to send you this video, James.

1:55:27 Put its feathers up and throw them away. The males are just, look, that's the female behind it. Oh, do you really? I didn't know that. The sound they make. I'm out there like a dog. Fuck. It's like they're competing for resources and for mating. Oh, obviously. And it's interesting to see because it's an island or because you're on an island, there's limited resources.

1:58:34 a warrior culture that made it to that island you got to think of the crazy trip that they made Yeah. I was there from about age 7 to 15 or 16. of the team and i was willing to put in work then they started accepting me but then what was weird was we would go to other I mean, especially if you look at it it generationally, right? Like when you're young, you're trying to be better than the other kids that you're growing up with.

2:01:51 It's also perception. Like, it becomes this goal that doesn't seem to be attainable. Musk always likes to put it. It doesn't make any sense. But for a guy who is one of the richest men alive While he's putting satellites in the sky That's the best way I describe him. jobs now and then if you do something or the company goes happening right that this has never happened before we're independent people an independent

2:06:02 that an NBC show has or a CNBC show. It's a fun word. And it's going to clean up a lot of the problems that we have. You have to pretend. That's the gig. more of that because there's a lot of like really quality people out there If you want to talk to me about some other things, I think competition is always, like people always try to take down competition, right?

2:10:00 there's shows called rising but they actually went into they went independent They're like meta-independent. Sorry, Sagar. Be a premium member, and then they'll do it naked. I just hear people talking about it. when he competes. Yeah, it was supposed to just be an alternative So, this was a good alternative. Why not? Why not? Well, why are male tits okay

2:13:30 Because the same nipples that existed on him you look, Are we doing this now? Elliot Page. Oh, yeah. It's a guy. I wish I had abs like those. Yeah. breast removed. I'm being a hater right now. It would, like, all crumple up and, like, is it silicone? Where this Look at this guy on the far left down there in the lower. Work out in a pill. They just add stuff.

2:16:51 anybody. Yeah. How come you Yeah, we covered it once. Yeah, I think so. I was trying to, I don't know. to turn male fish into females. Yeah. Really? makes that happen? What can we manipulate? And CRISPR has allowed them to start to breach this, They'd be like, who are you? you know sure how much difference is someone made a better horseshoe someone made a wheel

2:20:51 It's crazy. you know, what? What? Yeah. I mean,e. Yeah. It's like, what? Yeah. Like as long as they've been people- Like Chernobyl, right? And they've got like radioactive wolves running around there. How the, we didn't even know about that 200 years ago. it's so interesting to talk to someone Voracious? That's how Godzilla got started, you fucks. It's wild.

2:23:53 It has been. But according to people that understand it, Risk versus reward I bet it stands Through my island. Yeah, that one didn't work either. How many have gone bad? That's true, the Hulk. That's the Hulk. Yeah. That's a good question. Montana? That's Idaho. Square. But that's just for political purposes to fuck over the rest of the country. Because it's so small.

2:27:13 North and south. That's got to be weird. Because he'll just say things casually, like, yeah. Wait, hold on. Incredible. shooting live rounds deep deep deep into his 60s machine gun rounds wow that's crazy yeah that was few younger ladies around. and the movies he's in he's there's a lot of nuance it's like humans you know And maybe there's a middle ground.

2:31:38 like to be the mayor of Carmel? He was the mayor when I was, uh, when I was a young kid, I was, uh, they, You know? you know, No. He was winging it. more or less. you're working material out. Again, same sort of thing I mean, I'm sure you've gotten up there And one of the things that Damon used to do, and he didn't give a fuck if there was 100 people in the room

2:34:34 and then he would catch fire with that. So he has hard drives filled with all these sets, and then he goes over them. out loud in front of an audience it It's a very dangerous thing to do, And then you would see him do a set and find the beats and find the jokes. I saw him do that. It's not just even caught on film. So now everyone turns over their material much quicker

2:37:56 the guys that love comedy would sit there and watch these cassette tapes. Interesting. Because, like, he went back and made, like, this. Rawhide. Eh, never been there. And he came back, know it was his movie that was catching fire in america and so he's like oh i gotta go check this and, you know, one last ride to do things different for his family.

2:41:55 Yeah. And it's like... That's a fucking great movie, man. Before he made it. You know what else I love? Yeah. It is. Fuck. How about you? Yeah. Apparently, they are one of the most calm when it comes to the great apes like uh you Oh, my God. Like, okay. are just fucking horrendous. Jeez. Fuck. I don't plan on it, but I would imagine it's a struggle.

2:46:09 They bite your nose off, they bite your lips off. once upon a time we shared a common ancestor and there's traits that they have like you know they'll They taught chimps money. percent what the female starts stacking up coins and yeah that's the first thing that happened first thing before food before dessert fuck the food we're here to party they gave the money to

2:48:07 If you see some fucking 85-year-old billionaire, and he's with this super hot chick, you know But why is it illegal to be a prostitute? She goes, well, I need a couple hundred bucks. Why? That's legal. a loophole. You shouldn't do that. prostitution is that if you keep it illegal, what you're empowering is organized crime. Really? Yeah. What's going on with Oregon? bring back business. What's going on with Oregon?

2:50:58 Yeah. of them, him going out and marching with them, he realized, oh, this is anarchy. They're trying to tear it all down and restructure society in their ideals. You're like, shut the fuck up, Tyler. Just put the packages on the conveyor belt, you asshole. It's happening so often. Enough! why don't you just try to get good at something you want to do,

2:54:14 Yeah. Everything. massive amount of dedication and focus to whatever that thing is. The problem is No, it's like, you know how hard that person had to work? There are some businesses where they're taking advantage of poor people This whole eat the rich thing. Okay. You're going to eat Paul Simon? world. Well, you know what else is the number one problem? Effort inequality. There's a vast

2:57:15 that's fine too but the reality of and again we're not talking about bankers fucking people over evolve right like medicine for instance you know you got to have competition things. I don't want anybody to be sick. I don't want anybody to not get a medical treatment because they're poor. I don't, got to work harder for the state, they're not going to work harder. You're not going to get

2:59:51 It's the one of the most beautiful things about America is that you really matrix. Like you said, it's, there's no one size fits all. So you could go this way, you could get I really do. accomplish something that's difficult to do. And there's a lot of people that go through life and gonna get high i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do that i'm gonna maybe you know go fuck around

3:02:37 But that's the worst kind of work. this thing it's a it's really just it's an idea and you think about it and it's happening it's on It's, yeah, I don't know. There's some actor who's a jackass who thinks he's, you know, God's gift to earth. Man, yeah. that's gotta be weird right like the dance of egos on sets man I yeah I just try to just put my if you start getting that

3:05:59 I got my own thing. just as much as you can strip all that shit down and go, Is the meat the most important thing? Like the stars are the main focus because that's where the camera's on. like what the fuck like he's a movie star like they would It's, lucky if you get a job, son, literally lucky. You're like, you better treat that with the Like, we don't have any money.

3:09:23 better be nice to people and you better do all these things because it And we're all lucky. you're lucky. Yeah. Let's wrap wrap it up it's 4 30 dude we've been doing this like three and a half hours