Joe Rogan Experience #166 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 Duncan Trussell's in the house, ladies and gentlemen. I can't, you just always say the exact same thing. And then the second night, they sat in the same seat. But when someone just saw you the night before, coming to see you two nights in a row well i do like i mean if they are super fans though i would see people's different reactions in different crowds like whoa yeah why didn't that one work

2:22 He would bomb, and as he was bombing, he would talk through the bombing. This audience was monkeys. They were apes. It was one of those guys but he was a nice guy you know my point is he was killing this audience was monkeys And they were leaving in droves. And he's making this shit noise for, man, like two minutes, i was experiencing i was experiencing experiencing a laughter and like a fuck he just nailed it too

4:57 To follow a guy like Steve Sweeney in Boston It was its own little thing, man. I like to sandwich it. you i saw an hour's worth of dick jokes, then you kind of have an obligation to do it as a and he got diarrhea it's a totally true story and it's fucking killing for him you know for Right. and you're like, how's the cheeseburgers there? You realize that this really is, in some way, something I'm saying is having an effect on you that's causing you to shut down.

8:59 That guy's telling you a funny story. was Grizzly Man's name what was Timothy Treadwell Timothy Treadwell and you start describing him treadwell story and sure enough i'm like jesus god this is horrible poor timothy treadwell i could and he's standing in front of the goatee butthole, When you realize, oh my God, you can still get offended? business yeah right and you're you're walking around some office where everybody's stifled

12:26 Right. This is crazy. I was like just there was not that funny to me and by the way But what about those? There's a dog living in Georgia whose master didn't come home. We avoid war whenever possible, and we would never engage in war for profit. the laser shooting scorpions it's incredible now it's so muddied it's like well you Yeah. apparently like a lot of the people that they didn't detain indefinitely and they let out, according

16:04 There was just, otherwise there would already be an accounting for all the fucking money that's missing. But then think about the fact that someone somewhere lied about weapons of mass destruction. a country that had absolutely no connection that we could see like a straight connection to iraq Okay, since we get the, they're all dead. I've got a little chihuahua.

18:50 Afghanistan and the war that we picked with people, I think they're really good at fucking if we're considered a threat to the security of the united states so that you know what can that And his trial is like still... Whatever he did. is a threat to the security of the United States because of the things that he's been Was he planning on doing something to a federal building there would be a trial and in the trial they could use evidence to show if he was really a real threat play his tapes show what he was up

21:50 Waco footage. They're going to use it for drug dealers. They did not. and they're all in this place where you don't want them to be. You think that's morally reprehensible We're supposed to be able Well, no, yeah, who didn't like what the kids were saying you know like if you and i went down there you know That is exactly what's going to stop terrorist threats?

24:52 Those people that are sending you over there are not looking out for your best interest. one of their only options is to join the military. Well, no, no, no. well the one the one i saw they were doing a pull-up contest is what it was. And so they use recruiters will come on college campuses. In cults, people will tend to say the same thing over and over again. That's just based on whatever the leader said. So a lot of the

27:29 What was his name? But I just kept hearing about this book. He's a journalist. I only saw one interview with him. how they've studied adrenaline levels when you get into firefights okay now i'm remembering i'm They're fucking crazy, man. And so you develop these intense bonds for the people around you that are formed from You see everything. Everything's kind of in slow motion. And then afterwards, you totally remember

30:50 experiencing life at this super high voltage and you're experiencing with a group of people just defending their country. They're getting into a well-studied system of brainwashing and it is to sell the idea that you're supposed to go kill someone because some people that are in different feelings for them too you know i mean some guys have have issues over it but i've met

33:13 You know, that's what it is. moments where a guy looks at a grainy picture of the person whose face you just turned to jelly His head splattered everywhere. casting a blame. Just describe it. happening. You don't have to talk any shit when you describe what's happening the reality of the details is so you're hitting some conditioning the military force realize these guys that are paying you absolute shit money the guys that

36:24 people that make the air conditioning machines. Would that be cost prohibitive? And he was fucking cool, man. for real purpose for something for like really building the country up and really do like for killed by psychological monsters they've been killed by people who are willing to kill people in order to profit. It's his job. you would be so freaked out at the whole process.

39:34 It's like, when you hear about people some work and make a lot of people really rich fuck yeah incredibly rich and the idea that giant black tower and they're like we need 5 000 of your strongest and bravest men we're going to People that are in charge, they're like everything. They've always been crooks. they're just crazy yeah they're just silly people it was fucking probably like five or six dudes

42:45 of security? I know what mine is. What's John McCain's definition of the security of this maybe when this bill passes it'll be 15 years before it happens but eventually people just Newt Gingrich. It's evil. Because you're giving more people the same shit? But take it a little further back. whipping up poison you know what that's that's the weird thing you could probably whip up 500

45:57 2 ounces of marijuana across the border. its bullshit so your laws are bullshit all your rules are bullshit all this posse commentator that they're not worth as much as them, literally what happened in tiananmen square that horrified every american and we saw those kids because these people protest, movie. This is like Batman, okay? We're in Batman right now. And, you know, the evil people are

48:44 And David Icke is right, man. really was some evil reptilian you can just kind of look at what Newt Gingrich would make money off of killing people. It's vampiric. it's like they've sort of just accepted it, you know? to study human psychology It's this guy Bernays who was like Freud's cousin. And it's all about the ways that they started studying how to

51:48 At one point, the women lifted up their dresses and pulled cigarettes out of their garters or whatever that was a long time ago man so that was a When I see those fucking black I don't think that it's one gigantic group with a fucking finger on all the and not organizing towards the positive. like a good community of people. You feed off their energy and those people that good community of people you feed off their energy.

54:56 That's one of the reasons that people advise spending time in ashrams People, oh, I get emails and tweets and Facebook messages And I want to know if you think the same thing. my evolution sped up because i'm constantly getting like amazing videos book recommendations People have sent me alternative points of view that also should be considered. And all of this thinking is put into a mindset

57:37 Imagine that they weren't fundamentalist Christians. of the earth and they're worshiping this god daily they go to church and worship a God that wants to destroy the planet every fucking that's planning on, at some random time, blasting the planet I'm living on and wiping out the Why are you coming back to kill their descendants, you weirdo? and you're supposed to read some old manual

1:00:06 And everybody's telling you, you keep fucking up. But I want to fuck. you can even say you're doing it for god may god bless you all wow god god is blessing us to go butt sex damn why do you make it feel so good? No, it didn't. Did you see that dumb cartoon I made, by the way? Pull that up. that sketch and i also know because i didn't remember that sketch in that movie either

1:02:57 I completely forgot about that, out of almost anybody that I've ever met. i thought i thought you'd get paid for it you weren't getting anything no money at all i don't That was my feeling. That could have been a good show. Yeah, totally. It's fucking really good there right now. brother movie stuff goes oh yeah so let me let me just explain it um But both videos,

1:06:06 And it's essentially the same joke well that what what um so where that idea came from that i did and i i have seen i'm The more you get to know someone when you've been with someone for a very long time, deepest level of a person and you've been living with someone so anyway i was thinking like man But so anyway, that's where the idea came from. It's the exact same device

1:08:26 On Twitter and YouTube? I'm going to steal fucking something. and a lot of comedic minds are gonna yes if you give them a premise they're gonna come up that and i know you didn't steal it that would be no there would be no you know there's like I've made the decision. They're going to cut out that part. What? Stone cold sober. She's like, yeah. He'd never served before.

1:12:08 it you go my god someone pull that guy aside and give him a mushroom trip yeah someone give that Because for me to be in a mind state where I thought like that And imagine if I started doing that. probably he's probably definitely never taken acid never eaten mushrooms probably didn't open you know it's its eyes stayed fucking shut it's a fucking it's just it's a silly hippie

1:14:39 to have a psychedelic experience with proper meditation techniques proper education as to what the the history of the use of these that want to unite together as a species It sounds like you're saying mushrooms would fix the world. that's really ingrained as a behavior pattern. Sex is just... There's no enlightenment involved in that, no, it wouldn't. Mushrooms would do it better than anything. Sex is just,

1:16:37 when Duncan was on, a shamanic center where they actually Maybe we should, you know what I'm saying? and saved their life maybe even. recognized that there's not a lot of time that's's what he was thinking. It's not like we've got a ton of fucking time to create like meditation temples or to spread Yeah, it's almost like we're moving in a direction, in a terrible direction, because we don't have the proper ingredients.

1:19:12 and now you can see and feel what you're doing. We don't feel the damage that we're doing. I have no connection with this anymore. afford getting the debt to the banks and become slaves. they tried to call it telepathy. but the chemical in it was already named haramine, Talking about this is ridiculous. talking about this how did this happen talking about this

1:22:02 fucking train is off the tracks and into the woods. It all bad trips come from some negativity whether it's a I think, the root of whatever pattern your life has become. be a little more dulled than they need to be and causing your actions to be a little muted because you're afraid of the reaction that people are going to have to you them away from that, they'd, in the best way possible, try to turn the person to it. Like,

1:25:04 fucking thing. And when you get a glimpse of that, it's the the cosmos, and you're an incredible, wonderful, perfect fucking thing. And you have to be open to it. Yeah. And a lot of the fundamentalist Christians, well they you know they should be if they. Most of them really want to be heroes. And if you do a good job, I give you a shiny piece of metal

1:27:31 Because a lot of people will focus on chemtrails it's like dude you know You know what I mean? Instead of worrying about chemtrails, atmosphere was explained to me by a pilot in great detail but let's go fight the chemtrail pilots I have no doubt. whatever it was this little piece of legislation whether it was a something about insurance or not in in small doses for a long time you know well yeah i mean like i pretty much anything that i found out about the government

1:31:23 pasts away they would blast you on acid and give you electroshock therapy to try to fucking erase start feeling depressed. And then you get really caught deep in the trap to the first thing you have to do but you got to stop smoking. Maybe there's some fucked up shit happening in the world, but are coming from inside your heart is that a self-hate thing? Is that an I don't care about my own safety thing?

1:33:42 It's like you've been going in this circle for so long that you can't get out. If you don't want to take a psychedelic, then just seriously start. Vitamix. I just, I got this fucking. You're so boring. Ooh. You can put it in fucking anything. With jalapenos in the slap chop. I put it in my baby's food. Why, jalapenos? Good luck. you never get fire shits or anything oh yeah i do so you just take it you're like all right i know

1:36:39 That's fucked up. Yeah. See, it's like with I'm going to get you, sucker. You hate Kung Fu, right? Eddie Bravo sent it to me. And this is the truth. And what it is is you would throw a kick and the other guy would counter. they're kickboxers or wrestlers. There is a genuine consensus but you can wheel kick someone in the face. you're gonna be upset you know so i'm like you in the face with a monkey paw. You're going to be upset.

1:39:41 But as far as is it the best thing to practice, no. You don't want to be good at beating people who don't know what they're doing, because that's All of these. like a guy like Anderson Silva, that's his number one specialty, stand-up. And he's very good at one of these aspects to the point where especially like a stand-up fighter like a guy like anderson silva that's his number one specialty stand up and he's

1:41:24 when you're standing. Nonsense martial arts. Joe used the word monkey He's showing the guard. MMA fighters are strong and tough. That feels like a troll. That guy doesn't know what he's doing. That's why he mentioned my name, because he knows I'm stupid and I'd bite. I want to see if I can get that for a license plate baby monkey monkey this technique is called baby monkey

1:44:49 I mean, I'm no killer. I bet I'm going to get side control. during that video, Joe. Well, here's my thing. because that's what the kung fu guys that's what i have a problem with kung fu guys react they do This happened a very long time ago. the kid out and then like they'd get the kid to stand back up again and it was something i i've What? just sucks that's that's it sucks yeah and that's why when you go to see didn't you go with me to

1:47:36 rest in peace, Mr. Frank Santos, who is the guy underneath you and she's naked and you're're going to have your wee-wee inside of Madonna and now this guy really thinks he's fucking Madonna. The guy came in his fucking pants. and went back to his friends. I knew what I was doing. I mean, there's different kinds of hypnotism. suck his dick. He's not telling you there's an elephant in the room that's going to cut your

1:50:29 fucking hack into them you know with somebody else's cell phone but see here's the thing so if dosed french town acid yeah dude they didn't give a fuck. Here, the CIA dosed an entire village with LSD. In other words, the CIA put a French village on acid to study them. Yeah. turn people into consumers? And I think that more often or not, a greater percentage of your

1:53:17 it was operation what the fuck was it called operation midnight climax that's what it's because unfortunately the dosage we're gonna do whiskey son do a shot of whiskey and you're actually doing a shot of acid you know what fuck it is any any kind of grain and um you it freezes if they have a frost and then it when it and they thought that someone was poisoning them.

1:55:26 that makes you lose your marbles There was! She's doing this to me. You know, really, I mean, There's a book. Maleficarum? Yeah. and it just finds it for you. I'm going to order that. I just bought an awesome book. archaeologists oh no who looks that is that called archaeology when you only go back a couple hundred Yeah, the shift from the, he was from maternal society.

1:59:03 I think they discovered this a little later weird thing man when you know the whole idea of happiness and pleasure is a lot of it revolves it's just like a lack of confidence like people would say that they're a dickhead but really a women where you're pissed and you're fucking all of a sudden you're like using tricks from the game And I said, do you love this girl?

2:01:48 even the ones that I didn't get along with, man. to define them by that and i instead define them by their potential by what what they meant to me into this person's eyes because they had a kid together and she would just mock him openly and publicly and she had no desire You see it a negative downer drug. plague and and but it's it's also kind of cool man those kinds of prisons

2:04:09 And your definition of love is you only love this human being enjoys and what she's attracted to but we are so selfish that no one ever thinks that way well but happening either you're not putting that out enough you're not a dynamic enough human both with your consciousness or with your objectivity or with man. And also a lot motherfucker his dad shot him his dad couldn't deal with his son just massively eclipsing him

2:07:26 and a Muzak version of Let's Get It On comes on, so he shot his own son. Unplugged it. Unless your kid's coming at you with a fucking sword and trying to, you know, he's on PCP. It's like you're going to send your fucking kid down to a planet of savage fucking... If we embrace him, then you get forgiven. and trillions of dollars what kind of loophole is that that's ridiculous well they just have to pay

2:09:13 Yeah. God is going to put him in heaven, but not like a regular person who's born in the jungle of Brazil Indigenous douchebag is going right to the fucking oven. No matter what I do It's amazing. I can just write down on paper they're willing to um not use birth control they're willing to not use birth control. a super consciousness you can tune into that will give you some direction and the directions usually

2:11:48 and this asshole is spraying her in the face with pepper spray, you'd want to beat his brain flat. A natural reaction. That's a detachment, man. That detachment is due to long walks where you sit by yourself alone in the park and you do an audit of your day and an There's always going to be assholes out there. in over 100 different fucking countries.

2:13:59 Yeah, me too. Our real issue is we are operating under an archaic society. version of the constitution with all the amendments or whether the map whatever it is and one way they're going to do it is completely violate the bill of rights one way they're going This is what I'm starting to think is going to happen. then people are going to talk who know how to shut down the fucking internet,

2:17:12 You extrapolating and looking at history and you looking at human behavior and you looking at the situation knowing that it's going to escalate. It really is. that some people stuck on their car You just sent me an update guys from the company They don't have, they have fucking power. There's so much power yeah it's so much power it's so ridiculous

2:18:48 He's a terrorist and he should be put to death. What didn't you investigate? There was a few things that were a little... that I didn't know that because I really love the guy weird about him i guess if he doesn't believe in evolution that is up man that's maybe Ron Paul is neck and neck with Newt are showing that they're morons. And Rick Perry's shit fucking internet video about how you can't celebrate Christmas.

2:21:06 You know? We want to get you dressed like a rancher. So they give him the fucking same jacket. Yeah, that's what it feels like. little clues out there. and he's a rapper they should be running for president. to his wife dying of cancer. that came up to him and said, That's a stupid question. Boxers or briefs? you creepy dude. You old withered turd.

2:23:50 that other people weren't comfortable with. I can't believe he's not fucking vetoing it. You think he's going to sign it? Thanks, everybody. Thank you for being so awesome. I'm going to be at Caroline's Me, Duncan, and Joey motherfucking Diaz, bitches. mystical changing of the guard. Right? It'll be awesome if you have the top balcony. But uh it's me and duncan and joey diaz as well or should i say

2:26:22 holes guys let's end this with a chant can you give us a chant to end this with a pause God is love. Get some jizz into some holes, guys. We're doing the Ice House, the annex in the Ice House. It's got a great vibe. Yeah, 50-year anniversary this year. because you've got a lot of other good stuff on there like sam tripley's on there he's got the I already said that.

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