Joe Rogan Experience #1662 — Tom Papa Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day So he tried to rattle him before the interview? So they just talked about football the whole way. Hit your ride. Was he? It's like leathery and always had like a lot of Vaseline or something in the hair. Joints don't work right. right who's ever the guy is the is is the butt of the joke or is the the focus but but this is a

3:19 they'll send a thing about Biden going too far with Israel How is he allowed to say all this crazy shit? Yes, I do. It's all team-based. Yeah. I was thinking the other day, like when we grew up, we had Russia and you had Rocky movies It was. his wife amazing imagine those two things being controversial now in the wake of trump i know It was really.

6:58 But whatever, you got to temper down the, New York is not the enemy of Texas. It's definitely weird. round rock and you go like they don't give a fuck flugerville they don't give a fuck oh the people And we did an arena in Florida That's so great. We're here. rifle it out of my pocket it's like but June 15th that's all over right June 15th that's not going

10:12 Was he? Part of the email was, look, part of the mask conversation with Fauci has always been that He's saying masks don't work. But that's not even the big part. The NIH funded these people who funded the gain of function research in the Wuhan lab, But they're not confirmed yet. because he doesn't definitively know either right there's a lot of indications according to the

12:57 recommend that you wear a mask, particularly since you're going to a very low risk location. right in an email that they don't really work but yet he's wearing a mask kind of like that's Yeah. Having Purell at every spot? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, get that. Right. to harm people. The real problem is this gain-of-function research shit. they run the risk of people getting

17:33 Josh Rogan exposed that. I don't know. these things are huge. Do you think that he is? that this thing came from nature, they gave money to an organization which gave money to that lab that's that's the official Why are you making viruses more deadly? Let it fly. Hashtag fire Fauci and all this different shit. that guy said everybody was like fuck him let's go the other way right he said it came from a lab

21:35 funny put him out there he's like you know there's like all look i would love to know Like, and how far, is that a global thing? And the real fear is that, They did that in Russia. You brought Duncan? Well, that's why during this whole debate of whether it's the lab or the bat, it be the lab story hmm interesting right no yeah no no because the lab ones they kind of can see

24:29 Kill the bats? Yeah, I think they're really worried about livestock. Mad cow disease. Ew. And that disease is the same thing as mad cow. Yeah. How about the Lyme disease? Yeah. No, I didn't know that. Found the connection between the deer tick and the disease. I jumped the gun, sorry. It's pretty recent that there was some work that they were doing with the idea of spreading diseases through ticks.

28:44 What does that mean? They trick them with plums. The House aims to find out. Skip ahead to 1975 when the nearby town of Old Lyme, Connecticut became the epicenter of a strange tick-borne illness. So how did it get? Wherever the deer are, the ticks live. you know like you get an idea like oh that came from plum island from those weirdos and they did

31:33 That's a fact, right? And there's for sure a bunch of diseases Like, oh, it's better. She had HIV, so she has a very compromised immune system. We're all good. I followed the rules. It is not true. and it was almost like they had no protection at all. He's an infectious disease expert. I think you should take all the vitamins, quercetin, zinc, fish oil, all those things.

34:36 It's just not easy and it takes a concerted effort over a long period of time to protect yourself from not just COVID, but all diseases, right? No. A virus stays alive by keeping the host alive and then becoming more transmissible You know, and this is your immune system. Yeah. Right. Because I need the days. you mix and make the the dough and make it into so when you say feed it like so explain this you

37:19 I get from Central Milling out of Utah, and I order 50 pound bags of flour. I almost said variants I use a I Yeah. I mean, my bread is predominantly wheat and it does not hurt your stomach. Well, explain that. No, not necessarily. It's yeast? that was bothering their stomach and when they if you just eat my bread which is flour water salt wheat yeah however it still contains some gluten and no scientific evidence

40:53 The digestibility of sourdough bread may depend upon the individual and various factors. Yeah. It becomes this real bubbly thing. Wow. or I'll literally work my, I won't hang out. work it's a hard not life get it like garlic yeah i was gonna ask you if you ever thought about starting up a bit because you It's bread, but it's not the bread that you're used to.

44:02 Yeah? eat any sugar i'm gonna not drink any alcohol yeah not eat any garbage food uh-huh have you I think raw cheese is not bad for you. I saw a study recently that connected cheese with lower instances of Alzheimer's. What? Wild game. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, why is that okay? I was once on the road in the Northeast with a... My opening act wanted raw milk at places in California. Yeah, it's a big deal. I was once on the road in the Northeast

48:06 What a weird fucking request. Like right from the cow? They're probably like this, looking out the window. I mean, the whole reason why homogenized and pasteurized milk was made a lactaid yeah otherwise she's her butt becomes a trumpet which is fun sometimes. Yeah. But this lactose thing apparently is not nearly as much of an issue when they use raw milk.

50:21 But can you get it in Texas? Right, right. First of all, it's not milk. There's a vegan cookie company that you get at Whole Foods. I don't care. First of all, it's not milk. It's not milk. Dude, I have not had a glass of milk This is nice. so this just, seems like that makes sense. What is that stuff? I'm a big fan of raw milk. It tastes really good.

53:46 constantly chasing, is it seasonal? Is it whatever? I mean, my whole life. And when I stopped, I wonder. Hold on. how little amount of something can whack your system? Yeah. You know what I mean? see the amount of sugar if you could have like a box yeah like a small box that shows you the amount of sugar the average And she's like, wow, these are really good.

56:22 And so he tells me about this almond milk. You're drinking a milkshake, buddy. and he's like, do you want to go for a Starbucks? And I was like so grateful. yes almond milk milkshake well most of those screw you shimmel those frappuccino things yeah those Every five days. average American consume 130 pounds of sugar every year. It's so sneaky. But it's full of sugar.

59:26 It looks like healthy. Yeah. You're like, oh, my God, that peanut butter and jelly sandwich was so good. But sometimes you got to dial it in. it of like what a day was? Like I would wake up a little earlier so I could get the first meditation in before the day started because I do that twice a day. And then the afternoon was kind of loose, from like eight o'clock to 10,

1:02:37 like where I wasn't getting the, was like at the end of the day, 20? I picked places where I knew the owners and knew the city seemed like it was under control. Come back? mail outside or what made you want to go out so early because a lot of people like shaming other It's emotional, but that, the, those emotions were very prevalent with the, the Twitter

1:04:51 Oh, that's interesting. Really? when'd you do that I did that in like June July July. No shit. Yeah, I did two of them. Because when I went out, first one was Salt Lake City and And it was cobbled together in limited capacity. just got kind of tricky. all the microphones. You mean everybody got their own microphone? and it was like like if everyone got their

1:08:20 The story was people came out, they were calculated, they made their own decisions, and they had a great time and they didn't get sick. This thing has basically just run through the population. interesting to see what the stories are when we look back at this like you know yeah with some perspective like what was florida Mm-hmm. Why has it hit you the worst?

1:10:11 Yeah. do enough i don't know but bro canada's the craziest yeah what a crazy story i know still Oh. 20 minutes a day. Like it's going to, I'm going to do like some small stuff like in the next couple of months. One on the 8th, one on the 9th. so it's got to be like a weird feeling when you get the the return to the big set you're in an Different places.

1:13:40 It's so tight. She's like one of them So she started that one? There's a lot of comics out here. It just was like, this is what makes comedy so great. you know it was a it wasn't a good one because it looked good, I guess, but I couldn't hear anything. montreal during their lockdown whatever that is, you know, why not? What was going on? It's that bad?

1:16:51 They don't have the same rights that we have. up there that's like mike ward got sued for uh doing a joke up there remember that yeah yeah place you have to you know you have to recognize that like it seems like it's america but it's not Jeez. What are you doing? joint those guys are artists you know yeah like legitimate genuine artists a hundred percent i

1:19:28 That's like one loaf of bread. oh, there's an owner involved here who really cares. i get it it's not a big place yeah you know it's like the perfect size oh you ever sit out like You're eating every day, but then you go to a place like that, and you're just like, man, oh, man. So dumb. That's it. Yeah. No, it's more than two. But the problem is that's not the way they counted the covid deaths before vaccination

1:22:44 of how they're There's a thing when coffee gets heated up, when the bean gets heated up and it has that oh yeah it was like it was a big old love fest yeah i know it's like uh yeah it's i mean we I don't miss the traffic. There definitely is. thing it's a real thing and you know you you've done a very you've done a thing where you made That's the greatest thing for me.

1:26:26 here with me right tim dillon's out here you know tim's here now yeah tim's here tom segura's out it'd be like going to the comedy cellar and having all of a sudden colin and norton are Mm-hmm. And it's an illusion in LA. Every day. Same for New York? So people in New York City are dying 10 years Hey man people putting a magnet on the site where they got vaccinated to get the magnet to stick thinking that there's a microchip inside of the vaccine oh it's so brilliant it's so crazy but

1:30:41 polluted cities- Three years, this says. And how do you measure those things when the pollution levels have changed so much within those people's lifetimes? than a motorcycle because you can zoom through everybody on the bike. But in a car, you're just stuck there. And it would be like, by the time I get there, I was alive. What year? you get in an accident

1:32:53 I have a Volkswagen I always think like anyway you bet. Like, And I was like, oh yeah, I got a 67 Volkswagen. I don't think he would be into Volkswagens anyway. Isn't it amazing, too? giant. it's like a jet. that is a, Is it? Turboed up for 1,600 horsepower. The Rimac Navara? That's the show. this fucking thing Holy cow. Yeah, because the Tesla Model S Plaid just got the fastest ever quarter mile time.

1:37:06 yeah maybe three maybe mine has two and this one has three right but it has uh zero to 60 He really loves Spaceballs. You got to have fun. What? Come on. That seems a little excessive. Well, it's probably handmade. every time they're launching every time they're launching? Every time they're launching. And you can watch? And you can watch. and it just all looks like the future it doesn't look like the old nasa like it's

1:39:57 And you show these guys coming back and landing and watch the whole thing of how they get the spacecraft onto the boat No? Would you go? Would you do one of the space tourism things? Oh, yeah that adjusted my perspective really? Yeah, because it was so radical so bright You see it, you're like. You go to the observatory. Yeah. But you want to do it.

1:41:58 Uh-huh. travel up here to look at the fucking moon. I see the moon all the time. The only thing I see is the moon. And then you keep going, or this comet's coming through, and a couple loops around? Sure. Three hours where? Newark to London.huh oh like the concord kind of thing the new supersonic jets can do four Yeah. You get to leave the earth for a bit.

1:44:40 Oh, right. I think it's like, I want to say it's like 90,000 feet. because you got a rocket. Dude, we should- No, 350. One of those UAP things I saw that said How high is that? I was thinking of this because that guy just broke the record of falling without a parachute. He fell into a net. Nothing's getting me. And then another beep, get ready because ground's coming up.

1:47:40 collided into each other He's going to aim down to get to that spot. It's a pretty slick move. That's insanity. else to think about yeah i bet he doesn't have kids no way yeah it doesn't seem like something Oh, really? Oh, with the balloons? A train or a bus. Even like in the car to the airport yesterday looking down at my phone. car and I hurl in the backseat because I'm trying to read.

1:50:15 God, this guy's sick. you're looking at things but everything's bouncing around but yet you're not going anywhere you're Then, Tom Papa, you and I will do space shows. Yeah, like you rent it out. Low ceilings. Do you see how they're going to not serve alcohol on Southwest American? Well, I think a lot of people lost so much, You work for 30 years to put together a restaurant.

1:52:47 and evan funky is the head chef i've had them both on the podcast before oh yeah and it's this laborious process of folding it and rolling it and dusting it with flour and rolling it, and they just do it over and over again. And, you know, he's, like, studied in Italy, and, you know, You feel it in the food. Yeah. You eat there and you're like, ah.

1:54:59 and then they're forced to shut down It's like, why? Oh, jeez, I can go there when I get back. Oh, that's cool. There's something about pasta that you buy that's fresh, like the way they cook it, which Jesus. It's great. bread i mean it seems like it's right up your alley to make your home my grandmother used to In Jersey? And oh, my God, it was insane.

1:58:06 into sauce. We had a giant thing It felt, Joe, it felt like Yeah. Because they've always been known for their tomatoes. the amount of sunlight that it gets i wonder if it's also like the seeds that they brought over. I'm sure. My mother did a deep dive in the history and put together a book for all of us. yeah when giuliani was going after the mob and all that stuff was happening.

2:01:23 I mean, who knows how many of them When was the last time you were back in New York? Oh. little more it It felt great. Did you see that new wild park that New York City has created called The Island? It's really strange. Wow, that's so cool. Look at that. It's like a skate park. you kind of get a sense. Like looking from New Jersey, And that was before COVID.

2:05:03 That's an interesting thing. Right. I don't know about the shows part. Yeah. And the stage is right there. They find a way to do it. I know. I know. Some parts of it. So now there's all of these, it feels like, I don't know, kind of like Venice, Italy in a way. returned to normal that's crazy It's going to be interesting. In your home. I know, men.

2:08:38 Pornography addiction is, it's so, not only is it so real, it's also, it's so taboo. Is that why he beat off who got hurt? Yeah, who did who got hurt? No, I mean like from that like feelings That's right. on his writing laptop. tool that i needed to use to email and do whatever you're watching porn It's a time suck. I'm like literally did not know it was happening until it was happening that's the way to be pointed out but instagram because it's a little more joyous i

2:12:34 You would have funny one today with that artist. So when you buy it, do you put it in your car? Was it 18? all the time. but they never know that that's an actual human. What are you doing? I was joking. And this woman said, actually, that plexiglass, that's the art. That's the whole thing. It's like amazing. Look what they did there. I was joking.

2:14:35 That's what the problem is. The art world is very. What do you got there? That's the piece. Who wanted to buy it? We got 15, 15, 15, going 16, going 16, 16, 18 sold to Johnny Fat Cigar. In it, there's a scam auction where he's got a buddy like bidding for something And at the end, he sends his girlfriend sounds like a little nitpicky. and watches Peter Pan.

2:17:19 And, you know, it was a bunch of scrubs like me and then Teddy Bergeron came on and did a set. Like he was kind of like finding his way and then you would see it. I just went down a rabbit hole he was like, always have to relearn these lessons all the time right and just that he was not up there being passive he was letting you know that what I think there was a Kinison quote, actually.

2:19:50 I mean it's something we should all be saying You have to pay attention to people's attention spans. You know, there's a lot of guys that come like those guys to Boston guys. Yeah, yeah, Nick DiPaolo Yeah. Like you can't feed off of something. That kind of. Which is kind of crazy. Yeah. how do they remember Do you ever do three shows That was like the goal of...

2:23:15 They fucked up and didn't get tickets for the 10 o'clock. well those um late night shows on Friday night, too. Ate, drank, did what it got high before your show. But I fucking hate those. It's like you're dealing with the most tired, most drunk people. Some of those late night shows at the store are fucking incredible. Yeah. but I think somebody broke it

2:25:27 Ew. When was this? Let me see what he looks like. Yeah, definitely. Is it the same guy? That looks like one of my mom's friends. It's eight years later. You're just in a place. He's got the world record. But it was cool being at the cellar again. It's hilarious. but there's something he can do to come back, though. The end of democracy. It's like, imagine how dumb he'll be in two years.

2:28:55 pretty heavy I'm trying to find a bit with the way that says he come back but blog after only nine days because the fucking view count was so abysmal yeah who wants yeah Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Oh, really? I'm 90% sure it's true, though. I think the latest one was something they sent. Like Iran? If you put that on Facebook, they would literally delete it from Facebook.

2:32:48 In that same area. that's a robot, Ready? Trump used two hands. Oh. This is how's got the shakes. Watch him sip. Watch him sip this water. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Ready? Oh. Just don't fuck this up, Mark. Bro, that is the weirdest sip of water ever. Do you even notice if you had that much water right after you have it? We can't even do that.

2:34:30 That's real sunscreen? I love that that exists. And selling all our information to people. Yeah. 150 billion fucking dollars What would you do? $150 billion. Is there? I quit. Everything always comes back to that guy. Oh, my God. Yeah, a lot. that that was like the craziest conspiracy theory ever if you went back I heard it's a great buffet. Shuffleboard.

2:38:40 Trying to get out. fucking they just keep putting No big deal. Pimp my ride. the other day. This is the massage room where all the action happens. Films of all those people. On Earth video from Jeffrey Epstein's feature from 2007 has gone massively viral on social media. Led French of Bill Clinton was spotted on the Right? How's that like? 100%. Really do, right?

2:41:41 Oh, tubes. Oh. I make like a scramble. Come on now. Adam's going to be here with that, too. you I don't want to go don't you want to do? Come on, man. Don't you... I don't want to go. Out here in Austin. Paramount's great. Beautiful theater. Why? Red Bank, New Jersey. It's my first time there, July 30th. the guy who won, Oh, that's cool. That's about comedy?

2:45:36 come I god damn it there's so much on television I know I've seen it I know It's a pretty good look at it. That's what I hear. There's so much shit out there. Tommy motherfucking Papa. Come to Papa. Oh, that's right. Bye, everybody.