Joe Rogan Experience #1677 — Tim Dillon Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. About two. I would drink a cup So I had to stop I can go to sleep under this table. It's 225, I want to say. Yeah, it's in the range. Throughout my twenties Very bad. Really? And then I just started, and then I'll quit for two months, and then I'll start. Because I like to talk and bullshit. you don't want to smoke. Truly.

3:38 Just a cigarette. We speak in the royal we. You start going, okay. that just detaches from the spaceship. you're amongst friends you're just having but driving and smoking I was like 20, 21. Things are happening. That's true. Dude, they're easy to drive. Yeah. And the fucking screen goes like the dashboard is one giant screen. I look forward, whenever we drive places or whenever we fly places and we rent one, I

7:29 It's pretty fucking dope. The guy who was on my podcast in L. Wrongs fucked it up. It's one of the fastest sedans. Not recently, but I've totaled five cars. was in a car with my secretary one of the secretaries who worked in my mortgage office It wasn't Size welt And I looked at her where I'm just like, let's just chill. So he'll entertain me. No accidents, nothing.

10:17 Yeah. Yeah, look at that fucking thing We were making great products. We didn't know it but when you look back at that 100% first time and 100% that now we're at a point where we go people have too many rights fucking around that was his thing and he was always promoting this transracial I believe Rachel Dolezal said, I support this guy. Right. Look, people are willing to believe all kinds of nonsensical ideas.

13:42 She was running an organization that was designed to fight against discrimination. it's not like I'm anxious she's nuts right and we got a medicator and she's which is something she used to say at Christmas. And that's why I get upset at these people that are like, I'm not upset with them, but like everybody now has a thing. to yourself and others which my mother is and I see this and I go this is not people that are

15:47 All this stuff about trans women competing in the Olympics, that wasn't as bothersome. Well, also, this guy picked Korean. But very hard workers. There's going to be transracial, there's going to be groups that are designed to help transracial people. where people are going where we're at transracialism it's really just the end don't exist or their preferences are somehow bigoted but it's like no biologically there

18:57 But like, this is a festival for lesbians. And they go, you didn't include trans women who may or may not have transitioned. I saw that. that the holocaust didn't happen are not at yale they're who knows they're in some small, they're not a powerful faction of people. Half of your employees have been indoctrinated into this crazy Marxist, leftist, idealistic

21:19 Like a lot of them that are over a certain age. And people just say, you know what? I don't remember she was with a child? I don't know. Possibly. Was she with a child? I don't know. But people are protesting now against that spa. This is how crazy it is. It really drives me crazy because it's one of those loony new ways of talking about things. So let's play it.

24:47 Yeah. Okay. people feel about being in the wrong body they're willing to correct it via surgery right and the I mean, if you go out to a restaurant, Being uncomfortable and feeling weird is where people grow and you're just going to have to not a bad idea it's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. I am they, them, They don't care anymore. Literally, there's nine lesbian bars left in America.

28:09 It's crazy. How's that possible? People really are. just because you're experiencing a full range of emotions. She goes, I have an announcement. Yeah. I'm only 36, but I look at all this stuff and I go, it's, you know, I'm going to eventually Yeah. And three realtors I called. In what way? Like, these things are all increasing. people i'm sure the vast majority of them are peaceful but a person but maybe not but a

31:17 And no one cares. Not comparing that. Let's go back to 1980. Because there's this whole thing in New York where people are like, Their wives earn money and they pretend to do stand-up comedy. Guys live off their wives? what are you doing? So they find out what is the. and I just want to go to these parties and take Adderall in Silver Lake, Los Angeles.

33:45 by pushing the envelope of this crazy shit. is a fucking professor It's crazy. And you've got to go, where is this fucking coming from? actually believe it and how much of it, because we know it's a certain percentage. convention across and there's no... I bet everyone takes lunch early. There's a lot of people that are psychotic I mean I have ants every day

36:50 I'm in a restaurant, no one has a mask, And it's the QAnon of liberals. It's like, great. They've never laid... Like back in the day, to be a good person, crazy they've never been to a shelter in their life right they've never ladled like back in the day to be a good person you had to like go She said, I'll have Eggs Benedict. and I don't know what it is. And it might take years later to find out what it is,

39:23 He was out of his mind still is this fake and so everybody was like Their minds going like, he's still the president. about there was a 19-year-old kind of dumb kid He tries to detonate the bomb and I've got to the Capitol Hill building. I've heard that. The cameras weren't allowed in the court. And that they can institute new laws to survey people. Yeah Trump Trump's speech was very like incendiary.

42:34 I mean, if you break down his speech, you look at it. The police opened the fucking gates. Look at this. So here's the cops. Look's over. It was like, it's happening now. So watch this. The police opened the fucking It's insane. Look at that guy. well it's a bunch of kids living in their parents house I think when you look at a lot of far alt-right figures that just disappear, a lot of those guys are probably feds.

44:12 the Vietnam War, opposition to the Vietnam War, And if you look at who's pushing all of that, it is a lot of these interesting cults and groups that have real ties to U.S. intelligence. relationship with intelligence Yeah. To the point where my wife's mom was a hippie in Haight-Ashbury back in the Dizzee. After Tom O'Neill's book, a couple months later, gone.

46:11 and how far all the media narratives are being sculpted by a lot of the U.S. intelligence and you saw these teams of people burning cars... Who's abandoning a cop car in the middle of the street before the right? People say, oh, this is a baseless conspiracy theory. them seem really crazy and really violent delegitimizes all of their good points. out what the fuck was going on.

48:28 We're looking at all these events and we're thinking they're all organic and what they allow us to do is no matter what the events Things have gotten to the point where, you know, Antifa now, because you can get in trouble It's a great weapon. I have it. Yeah. what it was what are those things called a furnace Bert what is it called uh when They go, we're killing it in Portland.

50:47 we know so many fucking lunatics that we go, population is ridiculous. Why would they do that? but you guys can't come back And again, I think it's just Yeah. I think it's crazy, and I think that's really YouTube in particular because And sometimes you'd win the appeal and sometimes you didn't. So it was based in nothing. Left the view, by the way.

53:38 Small chance? to organize it, I'll show up. I would do it. I hate the whole thing. And frankly, Because there's nothing worse Yeah. Osbourne. Yeah. Where would it The thing that makes me pause is Cheryl Underwood is cool as fuck. She murders. Right or he threw it in the garbage disposal and she was laughing about what it must have looked like. is taken from him. His manhood is literally

56:35 You're like, wow. Well, we started We don't need any of these people's opinions This is a suggestion. I have men Well, clearly the view- women on it? Great point. It should be all trans women. That was back in the day. Yeah. Do you know the middle of it fell first? And the videos that you would watch where it showed the whole thing collapse at free

59:50 which apparently, wasn't there like diesel tanks in the basement? It caves in at the top. Yeah, it is fucking crazy. There was big chunks of the building that were fucked up and there was a raging fire. What did that mean? Is that real though? Potentially very true. you, watch the documentary. There's absolutely not. It's an object that slams into the Pentagon with one of those shitty, those cameras are

1:02:30 going 500 miles an hour with a shitty Here's the plane. That is Joe. That's not a plane. It's just what it is. Let me see it again. Right there. Jamie, can I get your take on it? Well, listen, you know when you're flying, when you're going into LAX and you're driving down that road and the planes are flying right over your head? Some of the heaviest part of the plane, some of the heaviest part of the plane is the only like five stories some of the heaviest part of the plane

1:04:27 blew up in a fire, man. There's chunks I haven't looked at the Pentagon one in a long time. I do feel like, like the idea that What do you think, Jamie? I haven't looked at the Pentagon one in a long time. a photo of He wasn't paying attention. They go frame by frame in the video, and you can see how it's doctored. It looks like a plane to me. I don't know what happened.

1:06:18 Maybe they knew that that was going to happen, And you go, you were running an exercise the exact day it happened. Was that what it was called? Going 500 miles an hour, the wreckage would spread out over miles. If they know that a plane is going to crash into the White House, they're going to shoot And there was eyewitness accounts, whatever the fuck that means.

1:08:17 not just random terrorists that couldn't fly and were drunk and you know they pulled off something quite spectacular nothing It is possible that what was being exposed by the investigation that they were trying to suppress Have you seen it? It was real clear. Right. You don't know how much money they have. I remember I was reading this story about, it was a documentary.

1:11:36 Insane. You know? Probably got in a real uncomfortable form for a little while. Maybe it was Gabriel Iglesias. from one of those families and like everyone's looking at the king like, Growing up in North Korea and the experience of North Korea, and it's fucking Like they had destroyed people's psyche and just sense of reality to a degree that it was like, you know, he'd been all over the world.

1:14:56 Stalin did um in what year was that so the 40s when what happened with with Stalin and Ukraine he No criticism of Putin ever comes with a co-sign of what we've done because we've done horrible It's he's, you, why leave it to chance? It's insane. Yeah. He sent me a text the other day and I was going to ask him about that, but I said no. No. Interesting.

1:17:08 Okay. What is that worth now? Which is bananas. It's crazy. Well, that's when the fake anonymous video came out right It's a very interesting... And they don't know if he died or if he... How crazy is the Banksy situation? I'm pretty sure they know now. I don't think the guy who they think it is has admitted to it. Oh, they think they know. Who knows? I don't know. Do you know? I'm pretty sure they know now.

1:18:57 I think that's fun when people are anonymous. Why not? It's possible. And it existed for sure during the same time as human beings as recently as a hundred thousand And if you put that guy in a gorilla suit and you filmed it all shaky off a horse, it would look like Is it amazing to you as somebody who spent so long thinking about otherworldly visitors

1:20:42 And what is the news even that the Pentagon just can't account that maybe some foreign government has. But there's other ones that were spotted by Air Force pilots and then tracked and they You can't, and I've talked to the guy. That's crazy. The cat point is the predetermined location No, it could be some fucking insane technology that the military's developed.

1:23:17 they turn into jello. Docs show Navy got UFO patent granted by warning of similar Chinese tech advances. They've been probably developing shit like this for decades. don't even give a shit. That's exactly right. Robert Rodriguez features it in a vampire movie, and then you get out of there. Have you seen that video of the men in black that walk into, they walk into this, it's

1:25:42 Where can one find this video? That's not true. But if you get to the highest levels of the And a good person. Not really. I'm looking. crazy, no one's going to believe it? Yeah. That proves it to me. And the manager was a little disturbed when his bellboy informed him that the previous day the hotel had been visited by two tall men dressed completely in black who demanded to speak to him.

1:28:48 I have a suit. and then make them real uncomfortable when they're telling their friends, man, you're There's a British guy. We love to go down them. The guy who wrote Sapiens. So everybody was reading witch books and they were killing witches. So the old media source being printed word, Every now and then they do get a witch. Let's say that. It's a real thing, of course.

1:31:50 And then it goes into this long thread of how they do this. Those were inflatable tanks that they inflated and installed to trick the Russians Wow. Community of interest. Well, that's what I'm trying to make money for the next five years, and then we'll see. the call to limit topics that you can discuss, People started discussing certain things right most likely suppress those things.

1:34:41 And then hide in the woods. it's, you know, you think That's going to be, yeah. If you want to put something on Parler, what's his? he's fun. Have you seen this guy Hasbulla on TikTok? But I really want Hasbulla to come on my show. We'll pay Hasbulla $10,000 to come on the show. No. They're doing an amazing job with him, I have to say. Yes. Did you hear the TikToker YouTuber fight?

1:37:26 I will talk about it on this podcast. I'm doing so right now. and they're talking about I have very few goals, and this is one of them. Hats off to you. Yeah, and the podcast Oh, I would expect to have much fewer than him. That one. Oh, no. Yeah. They are wild. Yes. Well, not only did people get angry, Seriously. This is my position. and you're trying to really hit each other, you're tense and you don't learn as well.

1:41:27 Like I got into martial arts when I was a young teenager and my body was still growing. They have a really hard time developing striking So maybe it is good for the children to fight. yeah. Let me see what this looks like. the thing is about this is they don't have the ability to consent Oh, they're fucking cracking each other. Like, I would want my kids to learn.

1:44:01 Like any job that a kid has, you've got to be very careful. you know, we all have so But we went through most of our young life being completely anonymous. I forgot about that. Were you like the king of the class? Well, for the day. Where are you? Oh, that's where we played this. Yeah yeah we played it on the king of the class was a kind of methie looking like. That guy, Carol, you know.

1:46:01 Our audience is now two to four. You'd be reading it, and the guy would go, yeah, thank you for coming. Because imagine if you're an Asian man and you're trying to act in Hollywood and there's a vision, you're not thinking, I want to make two black lesbians and one Asian guy It was weird that they never had an Asian person on SNL for years you do want different types of people

1:48:24 we're talking about just acting and there's going to be less there's perhaps less, but I mean this isn't even comedy. We're talking about just acting. Because if you're thinking about a guy who's a screenwriter, if you're just a dude and Yeah. like what is it your job to cast an asian guy is it your job to decide one of these guys is asian Because there are markets, right?

1:50:29 I think now we've gone the other way where it's an overcorrection where we're putting identity above talent. and they try to weasel their way in a position to get roles. at optics and i think that's the probably we all want more diverse movies and we want we want things and he defended it. And everybody wanted to be this one Chinese guy. Yeah. I mean, he was fucking shredded.

1:54:01 It's an interesting question, though. Yes. Or her? Exactly. If you went on that lineup and you murdered, they'd put you right the fuck there at the Right. Maybe not a pure one. Well, nothing's pure, right? I mean walk around a locker room a guy goes on stage and goes, what we need to fucking do in this country is this, that, and the other thing. open as a guy's take on sex right guys can talk about blow jobs or this or that or all you and

1:56:56 You can't. You can't because it's a society say, I definition of what comedy is and we're not going to like it and i'm i imagine that real comedy It's still the comedy that people go to theaters to see. Nobody cares about what's on TV anymore really. They don't. That's not true. we, No, God bless her but after a while of the world yeah and everybody's like wait wait now you're attacking guys who

1:59:55 They're like Catskill hacks. Like, I don't do that kind of comedy. and they were like, you know, and then they would be like, you know, they would do these, you know, some of them were funny and some of them got famous and whatever. No people who are caught is because there's a lot of really funny look I'm not saying I want to be on that lineup. But they're selling tickets.

2:02:52 And then I think people in that with during the Obama administration, that was fun. It was like, And then it just became all about politics. But, hey, whoever enjoys that, which my argument is that no one really does, they feel like they have to. But I think it was a I'm here to tell Comedy was for straight white rapists, and now I'm here to say that the game has changed.

2:05:01 Some sort of a role of being an arbiter of what's good and what's bad. she was going to come, you know, like if he came back, then her work was not done. I get deeply skeptical of people that want to control. and they were seeing this as an opportunity well, yes, fuck him. He was never funny. And the benefit of that is if Louis was never funny, And that's what I put in the post.

2:07:10 But they don't get the recognition they think they deserve. And it's just they're always angry. mediocre mediocre comics we're talking about how horrible the set was and how they go, so it was funny now to say that and to pile on, which is why they're not successful. Because if they said His part of what he does, which is hilarious, is say shit you're not supposed to say.

2:09:35 Right. Yes for multinational conglomerate I mean they work for large corporations they're The other thing, we're not oppressing anybody. But yeah, you think about the way comics who, or even people that just have like Lex, have to talk about them I love talking about them I don't want to talk about them I'm one of those guys that's willing to jump.

2:12:59 But that's not even – it's also – there was no strategy involved in doing this podcast. I love telling people about shit that I thought was cool. It's like you have you you actually did it and you don't rely on and you don't like you. It's because, you know, that's what it is. It's like you have, you actually did it People, I think in their soul, Well, you see when people get fired for some of the most innocuous things, like here's a perfect example. Gina Carano getting fired from the Star Wars franchise because she equated people...

2:14:57 they're on the opposite Right. She's a very nice lady. think one of their movies was like it was there was a school shooting happening and then like Like hero movies. The actor continues to say... How is that any different from hating someone for their political views? when you're talking about something that's contemporary. Right. Daily Wire Daily Wire yeah what's the difference

2:19:13 And Gina Carano. Great actor. a conservative social media Yeah. Run, hide, fight. I'm going to say no. Yeah, but 6.5 on IMDb. Just take it back a little. You know? who then kills all you start going, here's the point I want to make right then it's all going to be garbage Oh, okay. Clint Eastwood's a massive talent. I know he made Gran Torino, but what's the last, has he done anything since?

2:22:43 That's right, the Richard Jewell movie. Right. I would not go over today. One of the darkest moments in moviemaking And he's doing it in Mandarin. Like 2014 or some shit like that? weekend 134 of which came from China it's crazy crazy well if you get Megan What if they tried to co-opt you? I like the freedom. But it's just that that's a thing where like it's a

2:25:40 I think ultimately if you have enough money it was beautiful thank you you're on a whole nother level it was really cool i did a lot of I know you do. Okay. I might buy Ron White's house. I'm going to pee my pants, so we have to wrap this up. Bye, everybody.