Joe Rogan Experience #168 — Ronda Rousey, Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:01 We're a bunch of cavemen together in front of a fire, eating big fucking zebras and shit. And we were joking about it on the podcast yesterday Like billboards. Do what I do. With alpha nail, you can get that shit next to the fucking canteens and shit. That's what Frank He can't even clear stuff It's like a The SPF in lipstick In the lipstick Did we go black?

3:06 And no one said anything. You got to stop. Anybody say shit, they're cut. You had unlimited money and influence celebrity ever well he was at his houses and shit you know what I mean that was some serious shit only dude ever to build a carnival you know dude from Queen we like your music so much silly song but like judas priest man that they were they were hilarious they were great gays

5:56 Is that just from a lifetime of judo? So they wouldn't get ripped off. It's a game of who can grab who's shit better. I was on my 11th birthday. Wow. When you see someone and they're wearing a nice winter coat, Like if you see a dude I don't like the gi so much anymore It's so much easier And then I was the first start suggesting, like, What year was that?

8:11 I went to the Olympics We encourage it. Last time we fought, I was having a horrible day. And I was having a crap day that day, too, fought the third I've always felt that wins by advantage like wins by advantage at least in Is judo scoring system fucked up? I fought the girl first round, and I threw her flat on her back That should be the whole match.

10:47 There's a video of this Russian kid, this boxer out. Judo is excellent for the street. A person wearing a jacket. I got in a couple fights in school just because I didn't look that intimidating. I threw this the outside Uchimata Judo. Is jujitsu commentary His wrestling's good. Uchimata. This throw is the one I got my bronze medal Olympics with. Wow.

13:16 I was supposed to live in Japan and, like, live and train there for Team Komatsu. I don't want to do judo anymore. Was that a reason to get into MMA? Was it a financial reason? No, I to make money as a judo player. Was that a, was that a reason to get into MMA? I just didn't like it. many points. Nice. Oh, no, I knew them. Every practice, yeah. It was because I'd get really frustrated.

15:53 championships in judo what she's only been like four people ever to do it wow But for, like, woman judokas. take me to their base and like had me like go along like on the boat drills with them so i could It's like being a kid your whole life, you know. So, and plus once i committed to quit you know you have to come to some really irrational agreement where you

18:08 That stuff's all funded by the military. It's all like video game shit. Trying to miss each other. If they were a private company. They could go crazy. They got fucking rifles and they're dancing What if they could devise a program? Yeah, you'd have no fucking remorse whatsoever. but people don't know they're actually killing I don't want to spoil the end but but there's like involved like video games.

21:04 It's getting so close. Ender's Game. It's a real movie? I think it's a game and they just like, they use these small brilliant kids. What's it called? It's getting so close. It's pretty close. going to get to a point where, between their own characters and it becomes so realistic like people might lose reference to which one you could do that shit you know what

22:28 What's a hamster ball? You put them in there, and they roll it backwards and forwards and side to side. When is this happening? I don't know. Transcendent Man? Transparent man. But he was talking about how he doesn't see it as being such a rosy future. He has like 100 different patents. So we'll already have mastered how to immortality. Like there'll be like super crazy

25:38 with paralyzed people as well yeah yeah I believe they have. Yeah. Yeah, with their eyes. That's crazy. Talking is going to be for fucking retards. where people are barefoot, And they have children working there. Remember the documentary we saw in the Congo? gonna conquer this this is gonna be be the beginning of a colony. Nine-year-olds with guns.

28:13 That is the nuttiest thing. It's something like that. That is crazy. Because the Congo just 2,000 plus years ago was like grasslands. Yeah. And the antelope's like, the jungle is actually, The video is beautiful. Very strange, you know. Chimps. What? The locals say there's two different types of chimps. that right i think so yeah he well it's based on a real fucking monkey wow they really have them

32:03 Wow. Cats are gnarly. A real chimp that's that big? looked just effortless like we can't even wrap our heads around how fucking strong One of the stories by these scientists is they got rushed on by them, giant six foot tall murderous gray chimps with crests on their head like gorillas crests they Shit! What? We got some squirrels and shit, some rabbits or whatever.

35:10 They steal the puppies. The world's changing quick. birds and they just started going and eating the bird babies from the other colonies like all of a or something goes wrong, they'll eat their cubs. those killer whales baddest motherfuckers Yeah, To the people who watched that happen, how badass must that have been? It's just it's like, you know what it's like?

37:33 It's like Frank Mir against a bodybuilder. man it happens all the time with killer whale trainers they get like yeah well they they should They're thinking animals. Has Shamu killed anyone yet? That's what's incredible. they're doing something with them. in the tank. I want to see a documentary about that fucking... And he did it in front of a bunch of people.

40:11 That's what it's saying online. Like all the lassies. Shamu's been around for like 75 years. That isn't all Shamu. We weren't lying. The people making movies, they had no respect for the people. Let's make the rest of it with a fucking double. These 12-year-old girls aren't going to know It's incredible. Do you get confused with Julia Stiles a lot?

42:42 Born, I didn't. And then I'm like thinking, oh, I'm thinking of Julia Stiles. Did you get thrown in jail? At a bar? I'm going to grab you by the neck. Yeah, he wanted money or something from me. And he just came up to you, grabbed your neck, and you just reacted instantly. while watching juno yeah you were in the theater and some guy jumped you And, like, you know, they were, like,

45:04 This movie Gino's really good. So I'm going to watch the rest of this movie. She was white, but the guys, there was like three couples, And then I was like, no, I'm not going to do that, whatever. she was on the junior world team for judo. but she like takes karate. Yeah The best YouTube video ever So how did it end You know, you fight in flip-flops.

47:04 So then I found my shoe and then we all ran out. What are their names? they were trying to say in the police report was that i punched her. So what? You were getting attacked by men. That's hilarious. You'd have to know the names. What got you into MMA I think I'd be really good at it I could beat any of these girls When did you start striking? You training with Hard Dog?

49:06 and I guess there will always be a debate When Gina Carano fought Cyborg, there's a group that like me I fucking love it I think it would be awesome when Wow. That's Cyborg. Totally, because it's like Brazil. This is one of the most historic matches of all time for MMA. go to... Oh, now Carano mounted She stood up. I mean, that's basically She was trying to roll for a knee bar there.

53:11 If she was more confident with being on top, man, she was on top of her, ground and pounding her. Look at that hook. And it's like this really fucking powerful photo. Yeah. So you don't feel like you're ground and pound or anything. You feel like it's all, like, just real aggressive. She's so strong, man. She probably took that fight God damn. You know, here's his point, and it makes sense.

56:03 everyone together down under one roof, holy shit, that's a lot of dudes. But Ronda's only had four fights, right? There should be like a bunch of girls you have top contenders. For sure. You know, you get ranked. You get up there. We went to one of the Tough Enough shows, If the girls have technique, and there's a lot of girls that do, They want to see it.

58:24 soon as possible and i'm gonna want to fight me as soon as possible and i'm after you've already been like i feel like she wants to fight me as soon as possible and now i and is thinking about me. So that's not trash talking. time and I know that I can get better and there's Misha Tate out there people like her yeah there's What'd you compete at? And you had to make weight

1:00:23 I just had a hard time making I got used to being at a strength disadvantage a lot of the time, you know. circuit training, more explosive Yeah, it was a month ago. Wow, time flies. It just reached 100,000 views a day. Because the girl was yelling, like, tap, tap, tap. Yeah, and you could have totally broken her shit Do you think you have an advantage

1:02:43 and I did judo. She was really slippery. Girl doesn't tap. I just feel like I understand what's going on more than they do. Oh, so you've been doing submissions this whole time as you were doing judo as well? Yeah, because a lot of referees hate ground work. So you learned how to hit these arm bars like that. I go, oh, that chick is fucked. Oh, oh.

1:05:35 I don't want to do that one. and one scope you could do it still you're waiting you still still stretch You're ready for some rubber guard. I've heard a lot about your rubber guard, how it requires flexibility. Anything you want. that have been wrestling their whole life too. So you're probably going to be on top have a little extra trick Like, that is, like, one of the best combinations.

1:08:11 mundial champions. but they're fighting in the prelims. Do you have an answer for that? they can't do anything in MMA. I love you, too. Awesome striking. In that Gomi fight, he knew an arm bar was there. They want to get on top. you like whatever you do don't let For folks who don't know, he wears his crazy tights when he fights in Japan. Which, that was his reasoning.

1:11:26 He wanted to be dangerous everywhere he does he just he's not about like just his guard he's amazing at leg If you're coaching a guy who's fighting Shinya Yoki and your boy's in his guard, That's how you get good at anything. You got to do all this. Like, all over. Had a nice conversation with him about it last time I was in Vegas. But he's a big boy for 170.

1:13:25 And you know in your mind right now what you can to fight her in two months. Two months. And you know in your mind right now It's a fake fight. Well, you know what? Here's my question. If you fought Gina Carano, you'd probably make out in the second round, double high-fived, You know what would happen? The next day, UFC would have women in the mic. Joe's all, you're incredibly freaked out now. You know what would happen? The next

1:15:19 They ended up going and getting married like Fight chicks? Even in Japan? Remember? making out with girls. You know, it's like. Jerry Cooney should have never fought Larry Holmes. Holmes is a wicked boxer. It's just like the evolution of sport you just see the You know, when Tyson was up and coming, he didn't want to admit it. light heavyweight champion of the world.

1:18:05 He told me to interrupt him in the middle of the sentence, by the way. pull it you want to use your back muscles so you kind of hug it and then you sit back to break it it's still sad. A lot of fun. because back in Roman times, Really? was legal. fucking polio back then. Yeah, it totally And a good posture makes you look thinner. well wasn't that hike the ass up

1:20:42 let's get right to the That they know They don't care at all They're only saying that Because they're married To a chick I don't like fake tits. But if I found out your chick had a fake ass, dude, your bros are going to be making fun of you behind your back every day. You know, and she goes, actually, I did. It is real. But with chicks, you can tell sometimes, depending on what they're wearing, oh, those are fake tits.

1:22:40 How many fake ones are there? It's not that You see three natural ones a day. Well, it's like fake lips aren't in. You're going to be the first person. If you have a jacked, roll of the dice come out with lips It doesn't make any sense Fucking thick could you make all your skin thicker? With lips, it looks weird as fuck. You can't just make your whole face fucking thick.

1:24:38 It's like how many computers you can plug your iPhone in It's like, you're going to be white, And then they're just going to spend all their time there like dudes are gonna pretend Second Life. girl's body or this other But for people who are stupid and don't do that, then you just show up as a chick and you're really hard to hit because you're like real skinny.

1:26:19 They sell like cartoon pornos at 7-Eleven in Japan. before you porn, But I remember watching it Some gangsters And he escapes with a gun to her head. They are crazy. They'll think that's inappropriate and then go home and be like, all right. A lot of them are. is like into watching cartoons All the speed or something. There's a connection there. That's got to be it.

1:29:18 There's something... Every year they take a month off. They're just so happy. Don't take me seriously. I was about to elaborate. Well, Eddie thought Chinese were Japanese. Like, their eyes are more horizontal, their mouths are horizontal, and their vaginas are getting darker there was no it was their internet back then? Yeah, but it was like... Is that what you used to use?

1:31:32 I thought Safari was. They're going to come out with Windows 8. But Windows has gotten more people using it than Macs by a big number. Is that high? Aloha on it, like personal computers. $1.50. that's pretty fucking badass shades of beige before I like pick the one for like Apple like the actual Fucking Windows rules. You can't do this with Mac, look at the albums

1:34:10 And he's like so into Mac. It's not like convenient in the city. When I was living in Colorado, I had a clear view because I was deep up into the woods. but the view is insane it's it's really like life-changing like you there's no light And I can't see it because we have cities? City is just some fucking wart that a human created and stuck on this one piece of this incredibly beautiful landscape of the universe.

1:36:48 we've blinded ourselves what if the city said, a if the city's a tumbler? It would be amazing. Congratulations. Try to get people to do it, if it's your idea. Helicopter flies overhead. also helps to be up high that was one of the things about her with you the Keck I think I would be like— It's like such a luxury to be here. Is Albuquerque not fun?

1:39:39 God, damn it. Movies. I walked out of that motherfucker. When he does his parents and shit. Yeah, that was a good line. But I did walk out How'd that even get in the script? And a sports car, Ben Stiller's made I thought that movie was fun. When was the last time I saw a movie I liked? I do like the act of going to the movie. Fuck, what's coming? And then you're still excited about the movie. You're like, you forgot what the't wait to see the, you know, sometime. And then you're still excited about the movie.

1:42:19 Kids make a lot of noise. Yeah, we circled back to her brawl. But it wasn't negative. Everybody was positive. It was like half the show. Half the show was in the crowd. But it wasn't negative. There was an ad for The Sitter. show is tyler perry's i did go see one i got suckered into the same one that you did yeah There was two storylines. And she's coming to him for help to get out of this mess that she's in.

1:44:45 That sounds awesome. Ooh. so what is he that guy doing he's just making like real mediocre stuff and just turning it out like the old movie theaters used to do. That's just what I've read on the internets. He's got his own island grandma. That's what he does. He was talking about something happens to black Oh, Jamie Foxx. So they're just trying to clown them up publicly. Look at him wearing a dress.

1:47:40 What was that? you're with some chick that's what you wanna say about these like Like wedding crashes. It would be a huge new thing. If you make anything, like, fashionable and a fad, you can convince anyone to do it. That happened in the States, too, with hair metal. to be in the middle you can't have too high too low there was some kid at the mall that was

1:50:08 Jail? That's where it came from. Easiest takedown ever, too, right? I kept the jails closed. They carry it around like the goblet thing. They have dudes all day. to do that for. But there's so many fucking laws. There's no anime on YouTube? Isn't that funny? And they're going crazy and beating the fuck out of each other, man. She died? Just running, randomly shooting these protesters.

1:54:21 no one no no giant global effort is to go into these poor neighborhoods and clean up their your situations and surroundings and stuck in some place where there is no money and conspiracy theories 9-1-1 inside job or not UFOs real or not I think they're in the way you were describing them. Although those are real animals. When human beings walked across from Asia to America, it's very possible that this animal

1:56:58 coexisted with human beings in the same land where we know people migrated. So it's very that is a true rainforest. Get in there. Like, oh, it's a big stupid monkey. And yeah, they hide in the swamps and they come out and they just jump and seize deer Yeah. Alligators. they got killed by his hippo. It looks like a Star Wars monster. The world is filled with nutty animals, you know, between big cats and lions and elephants and rhinos.

1:59:35 I'm going to stomp you. Yeah. They don't want to be in there. Because think of all the people that donate in the U.S. to the National Tiger Fund they've seen a cheetah. they're actually doing some good. things and killing them. This orgasmic Cool. Oh, not as much as I should. Right. That's funny. No, it's funny. Because those things are just awful.

2:03:54 King thing, was it? No, I was thinking of Carnival I think I saw a documentary too. You know, Like, How weird must they feel about him being this fucking crazy guy? Wow. I know. so just like, what am I eating? With wireless multiplayer and loads of other cool stuff allowing us to be as well Here's behind the scenes. More money, more problems. israeli is that we talked to me said that he has uh... dreams that like

2:07:28 You bastard! Get off of him! Get off of him! Get off of him! Get off of him! Get off of him! get off of him! He said a dude with a chicken came by He held on to that Nintendo. It would be so much funnier I think that's the end of this thing. I don't know, but they said I have to come because they're like, how'd they choose glendale i think they're very family oriented you know they all want to be

2:09:36 You know what's best about Brian's story? A lot of wild Armenian fighters. They're really smart I trained with him, he was actually feeling better, and he looked better. It's crazy. It's kind of crazy. How's that, Karin? He's so talented, dude. I've tried to arm bar him from there a lot of times and it's not easy to do. the shit out of He was all over him

2:12:26 So, like, judge that because you can't really practice it. Wow, anybody can get caught. He went into beast mode too much. I do, too. I couldn't watch someone else do it. Frank Mir And he breaks his upper arm. He does it on purpose. It goes down to his head Noguera was all these last couple fights, but I've never seen Noguera and kept punching him in the side of the head,

2:14:49 He got on top. And when Frank Mir jumped on that Kimura, and then he just closed the show. And to come back and break his arm is incredible. Dude, I mean there's not much he could have done other than what he did do and how good they are at hitting each other. All right. All my lessons I videotape, put up on my website. R-O-N-D-A-R-U-S-E-Y. What? Anything else?

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