Joe Rogan Experience #1686 — Ari Shaffir Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day all kinds of but also recovering hair loss and there's a bunch of different That's hilarious. And then he looks up and he goes, Yeah. Really? And then there's the litter also, and there would be no one in the town. fucking diseases and everybody died. Wow. That's the number one theory. Cause like people are

3:47 Most of them are dead. But for the Native Americans, everything the Europeans brought over, all their diseases. of all the people are dead. But like in 1550, 1492 whatever like how many? So if another wave talk about just all published estimates from populations throughout the Americas, that's a bright... Look at that TV. By combining all published estimates from populations

5:39 and smallpox? When the New Europeans You see it and you realize that's somebody old just died. Jeez, yeah. and they would put a new TV on top of the cabinet. and you open up the cabinet to watch TV, They have black and white TV. it's got no swords in it this art sucks you'd be like look at this stupid old cabinet it's kind of Oh, really? They're so thin now. Yeah. It's really amazing. I screen with the colored back. Let me see what it looks like.

7:53 Not everything else in your life. Like an iPad. That's how real iMac. That's so thin. Like an iPad. They fucking robbed the Beatles or whatever. 11.5 millimeters thin. I found out I'm 90 kilogram is found out ninety point seven It was like, holy shit. so walking like 30, 40 minutes, started to melt. Like something fucking really thick. So I haven't scuffed them up.

10:39 Look at that. It takes 250 to melt rubber, so. If it looked like you're dead wrong. That's a good idea. Six months. How good are you at speaking Spanish? I'm like, this is all new. I think they call it marijuana, though. that that was used for hemp and that was already used as textile and it was already a commodity So when we found some, we found some, and we're like, it took like a week and a half,

13:44 Well, not only that, you have to worry about organized crime, right? That's where the gangs are. I can get some tomorrow. So I go, how much is it? Like lines in the horizon like, you know, when you're like tripping a little yeah, it was like that Huh, it was what and then we went back and we're like, do you have anything not so strong? I don't know.

15:49 You know what acid feels like. Yeah, maybe when you start seeing stuff when your eyes are closed. I remember I was on a plane once were almost like no well i was awake yeah but i had my eyes completely closed i wasn't just like I was so blasted. Oh, you can't get out of it. That's way more than anyone. You know you could just Yeah. I'm a huge fentanyl fan now then.

18:34 Yeah I didn't know that Yeah, right. It was bath salts. Eating face? He was like, stop eating his face immediately. Yeah. knows how many minutes and the kids had been screaming for who knows how long. and then run and put... the ones in oz were always getting fucked up oh yeah i was like i'm not equipped to do this you remember in They suck at being a garbage man

21:52 You give someone a gun, That's your algorithm? there's tinted back windows right they're rolling up to the front the back's all tinted they don't their plate he goes oh this is a wanted felon so now you gotta hit the lights and maybe it's just Utopia? Daytime. shit no way after this that's the lightest of their concerns so you i mean before we got legalized

24:53 already forgotten the go outside with with ski gloves and a ski mask on right like march 15th of Wiping it down. Don't know I don't know either. I just felt the vibe when I was saying it, but I got a little intense Yeah, yeah a little intense. Oh my god some of this wood is shipped in They thought you were catching it from touching things. i walked from my old apartment to my new apartment, stopped in the park, put some

26:59 Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, I'm not gonna think about it. That's true. I don't know how bad she got it. and tell me if it's good stuff. That's what they told me. Here it goes. Put it in water. This is your podcast. Where's the D? 44 milligrams of caffeine it's But those Barocas are like, and it's not really available here in pharmacies, but all over

30:10 That's easy. You ever drink that baby stuff? if people are like you're supposed you just drink that pure like hot yoga you don't want to show up and then start drinking water you want to have it yeah you You've done it where you're drinking. and he would take a drink of his drink and then chug the water. and then the next day he's like, oh I feel terrible.

31:59 Oh, I see what you're saying. makes you feel like shit so bad and yet so many people drink it it's so good during it during it's what it's wonderful you feel so happy like last night we're all at dinner drinking wine but then, of course, he's like, well, let me have one or two, constantly we were talking yesterday about that's how people used to exist back in the day.

33:36 Oh, yeah. It's just the alcohol takes away some of it. Everybody drank beer. We live in great times. Someone told me this, and it's a brilliant thing. Yeah. to stay alive i mean they're a complete subsistence hunting yeah i'm trying to remember the name of But he was like, when I was a kid, we'd for sure hunt and eat monkey. But he spent multiple weeks there.

36:26 the arrow hits the baboons they grab it no way like a person was like it's No. said today that if you're banned from one social media platform, Cut your ability. Like you can't give anybody that kind of power. You're an idiot. And people are like, actually, I think it's So if you owned a pharmaceutical company, you could compound ivermectin and sell it.

39:01 these companies all of them whether it's p's Pfizer or Moderna or Johnson & Johnson, or telling a senator like, come on, get rid of the... This is how you can get rid of stress. or like that side or this side or the right side with puppies. The puppies? Somebody uploads I'm like, Yeah, they don't know what it is right, but also must hurt. All right good point. They have giant ears

41:47 And I didn't know he was doing that. I think it was a 12 gauge. And I turn the switch, I can turn the volume up or down. Whenever we're at concerts now, you're still talking normal, You ever go to Ireland, and they're just just like a guy playing you can barely hear it You say that with your name, nerd. And the guitar. Yeah. band I've never listened to a bad black key song me and J. Psalm in Ottawa

45:14 I didn't know. We are. Or it was like 20 minutes later after they're supposed to. some music like that what jamie i was excited the reason why it's sound there's that not that loud They couldn't handle what they were putting out? There's a crowd of 42,000 screaming girls and they completely drowned out the PA system. and like doing the math so that

47:46 They do a great job. Oh, outdoor stuff. And we all got used to it Even though we all agreed outdoor sucks, They are having trouble opening. They are massively searching for work. If you hear us talking about how fun it is to work at a comedy club, it is fun. because they were still getting unemployment and they didn't want to come back to work. 600 kicked in yeah that's why new york was a party town was it for well everybody hated trump there

50:47 then some judge was like hey this is retarded we're not doing this anymore you're allowed to But anyway, then they got it, I'll point that to somewhere. Almost always. 2,000 and really did that on a regular basis if he would have got reelected. They raised the fuck out of it right before. And you're like, and everyone's like, there's no way they'd hold back the vaccine.

53:29 This actually could be real. The World Health Organization, they were all giving out bad information in the beginning They did it through a second organization that was run by this guy Peter Datsik, that worked in that lab in November of 2019 I had a cough in January of 2019 that just wouldn't go away yeah and it's before but i'm not saying i have And she goes, nobody's cared about the revolution anymore

55:50 he goes yeah you and everybody else i don't know whoa damn well you already got the uh vaccine I can't believe it like with fat, you were doing the outside shows and is New York doing full inside shows now? Like I said, I have two friends that have gotten it. Cause one of the things from Los Angeles, There's a lot of my own patients that have been vaccinated that were really

57:53 you still have a really compromised immune system Right, you're fucked, yeah. You know? 30 minutes later back up. That's so crazy. Like overwhelming your body. right when it happened oh yeah. Patrice didn't give a fuck about anything. Full stop. Thank you. Point made. telling us that whiskey is actually Maybe it was not resveratrol but another kind of

1:00:38 That's what I'm talking about, Joe. What can we, how can we guide that? wow the grain weight from that beer yeah it's just like heavy calories i like a stout beer too an employee he was like i don't want to get it so he's like thinking of a way out of it. And then he's like, no, I'll go get it. an Orca trainer. I'll try to help him get that message out.

1:02:43 But this didn't taste like regular beer, but it was delicious. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. We need to get you some hypercolor shit. Why? come on, Joseph. One of her friends said, you let him wear I need you to piss in this cup. And the thing is, they met as party people. That's it yeah, that's the shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's a hundred percent it could get us some glasses

1:04:53 I remember that. Oh, no. And then you get deep in the relationship it's not what we're talking about. They have to check in. It's not a twist-off. it's a cork jamie that's what it is hey jamie we need it hey jamie sorry i was trying to remember We opened these before. Yeah. Yeah, this is Form right here. Whistlepig? that had like a pit bull fucking a

1:07:23 All caps. I do think that exists. It's from the Christians? Yeah. Oh, my God. Please get me that. Thank you. Jesus never tapped. Oh, yeah. Order me that in a large. Jesus never tapped out. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like there's a hundred of those out there. Cheers, bro. This is like sour, which is nice. go to Ari's Instagram page no And I like that picture that they use too.

1:09:18 Oh, that. honor bound to be like if you make something I've had a few taken down by Instagram. The suck my own dick tour. scars of my face oh my god i'm like i I'm like, I can't put this on Instagram. Jesus is begging you. like anime or some shit I'll walk to the dog park but they really have Some of them, they're like, Right. What are you doing, Johnson?

1:12:03 Nah. How much do I want to be a doctor? can I do two days a week? And you're sitting there going, okay, I didn't like this job anyway. thing. Yeah, they're just looking. I mean, I think it's dude. Housewives? Regular chicks putting out for money a couple times a month. What are you mean? Oh, it's been that way for housewives. There's this undercurrent dude I was was regular chicks putting out for money a couple times a month. We're talking about there's a legit type of hooker out there

1:14:31 Thank you. A chick I hooked up with once in a while, you know, met her friend. She's like, yeah, I mean, you know. And she used to fuck old rich guys. if you haven't hurt yourself in any way, then it's like she knew these people and she had like you know semi move on and it's destroying your life but they've just moved on because they need 300 bucks so the

1:16:40 Remember Pretty Woman? It's like, who gives anyone cool? I know that rap. I know what that is. Way to go. impressive. How dare she? But it's not okay if people have sex for money. We should just say that. It's not as gross. It really does. That's a different thing. Did you notice when you went from young headliner to maybe even news radio, people treated you differently because you had money

1:19:22 Wow. Oh, just like it's a loan to help me out. Barely know barely know just asked me for $30,000 Wow barely know met him once maybe met him twice They look at you. How are you going to make this money? This is what happened in 2008. I've found a lot of people lying to other friends. Good luck with that. And then I found out out here that he was doing that.

1:22:11 Looked at you after like here and like someone trying to like be around you. Oh that one lady. Yeah What's going on? So I was like, I'm going to go ask her. her if i was you got nothing to lose nothing to lose that's right guys you can be like me That's right I like that Yeah You will, Shorty. when we found out like oh she was just faking the cry to make you look at her we didn't realize

1:24:37 Yeah. and you you got like five more sets to go and you got a timer that's going off and like you're doing was it Hot Rod or one of those, one of those Lonely Island guys movies? Oh, that's hilarious. For everything. I take it right in the face. You're always mumbling even without food in your mouth. Dude, I got you a present. Ooh were up there. Dude, Nate,

1:27:28 And I'm like, oh. Pretty good job. I would always do it And I can. Really? I would feel it, I have to pull them down I get red, like, horrible. everybody else and it's like no they don't. I'm 175 and I'm two inches taller than you at least. I mean that's a tiny section of it Really? what I would see every morning. Just revealing like a lake and you're just like,

1:31:06 fucking yoga with Adrian names they were with this como bromer. can you're doing it all right thank you you are doing what's that like cat and it's like what is I can't do that one. It's fun. Yeah, why can't you be spiritual? You have a lack of taste, right? So I can't get you. Yeah, and you're gone. It's not going to be that crazy. But I'm like, okay, what do you have? You have a lack of taste, right?

1:33:18 Bought it from the person who made it. It's everywhere in Ecuador. Yeah, let's clear the air. That's not what he said. He said he could do that. That's from Shane M. Gillis. and then i gave him the phone to see that maynard's uh response because maynard wakes wines and and i Don't try to limit him. Sometimes chicks like Indian stuff, though. Thank you very much.

1:35:58 I see what you're getting at. That's a retarded thing to say. No, it's not a- It's culture. It's sad, and then you shoot a bow and arrow, and then you get happy. You can't see the trees. Here's another one. Americans rush in to assist in a situation that they have no experience with. like it wasn't like you see see NBA players, they come down. And he just went jelly.

1:38:27 His arm broke when he landed on his arm. And then the next day, they were playing basketball. Wow. Yeah, his knee just went like this. Of course he's making fucking merch on it. You should have stopped at 31. to lift any more weights i'm just gonna get on this elliptical machine listen to a book just go Let me ask you a question somebody asked me that I really like.

1:40:47 conversation starts or race absolutely not the way I make fun of you, where people are trying to be nicer. You can't fight light with darkness. which is this really weird way to have conflict with people. But then you see that conflict spill out into real they're the privates they shouldn't be choosing the war technique right well they're educated. I don't think they're intelligent. I don't think they're responsible. I think what they're doing is nonsense. They're the privates.

1:42:57 they want to start telling people what to do. Power. I think even those MAGA shitheads, I think even those dummies that stormed the Capitol, they're a bunch of q anon dummies and they're trying to make the world a better place But I think ultimately people are trying, they want- Talk to an actual cop and let him tell you like what you said, talk to them.

1:45:25 So that's what makes you hopeful? We're talking about a lot of people that attack people online And so this is exaggerated rage that's not necessarily indicative of like what is actually going on it's There's also- What's Bon Appetit? I don't know. So Bon Appetit was a culture. was being sassy was somebody who talks about bon appetit the editor-in-chief 15 years earlier went to a cholo party in la i don't know if you

1:49:58 how you say i'm done with you because latinos don't want to have anything to do with that latinas erasure of that work. Oh, have you spent No, exactly. How is that brownface? They invent all these words. Whatever. Because they want your job. Then they start uncovering on Bon Appetit. were like, well, where were you? So these gays are getting elevated into, fucking come on. Yeah. And so then everyone's like, well, where were you?

1:52:05 who's fucking done Chrissy Teigen vampire you get off She has strong features them down. And go to that Nobody. We went to Chiang Mai, and we just decided to go ride. This is no longer the show we had to crouch in your dick out and pee on camera because no one was watching but now millions of people are watching anybody out there, and he just started doing Muay Thai.

1:55:08 I've only gotten people taken down on YouTube. Appreciate the... Once you hear somebody say, as a, you're like, nah, not interested. I love the chance I had finally when Nick Cannon was like, Jews made up the fucking Mount You have to like the academics. Eddie Bravo had Professor Griff on his podcast? Something like that. He's a professor. Who is he? You have to like the academics.

1:56:17 He's attacking Jews for the first time. what do you think Nick Cannon's like this fucking world. Did they fire him? Wildin' Out? What is Wild N Out? Oh, yeah. It's not improv. that's like um tom hanks in punchline right somebody wrote that for him it's not a real comic get it wrong. It's gonna make me angrier than it should. Is it popular? What is MTV mostly these days?

1:58:27 A lot of it. Oh, if you're releasing a music video, you release really see on YouTube whatever happened to yo MTV raps it was I ran into him in Vegas. It was so fun everybody was so excited with Chappelle Bourdain came to see us there. Legitimately? That was one of the first times he came to see us do stand-up. Damn it. Let me tell you the legitimately most scary part.

2:00:53 So the guy goes oh okay Oh, that's right. Him quitting is very high up in this long article, so there's a lot more to go. He looks good like that. It's a good look. He's black. I would go, stop right there, find me the best opener you have in town. Whatever you're gonna say, I know what you're, oh, fuck. So I was like, hey, I need an opener. He goes, well, do you need a specific? I go, stop right there.

2:02:19 I'm like, I'm not thinking of that when I'm booking her. who start accusing you of stuff. Podcasts have an impact. of how to act at the New York Times Go over your head to your boss, if you're their boss, and go, "'Hey, he's doing something racially problematic,' "'Can you read this to make sure this is all okay?' they're running things we are fucked we are fucked as a society fucked because i think we take over

2:04:45 Yes. And then soon we'll be like, we're ignoring you completely. I're still looking to a place that's no longer giving us the truth for the truth. Yes. That's why Abby Martin quit, right? Barry's awesome. And she's looking you about it. Barry's awesome. I've already talked to people there. fucking, it's a weight loss pill. by money, you can be artistically validated.

2:05:58 You have used to write for New York Times. Now you have that on your resume. all these different shows what what exactly was the fallout with you and them i'm forgetting now and be able to stop censorship as much as I can. and they were negotiating with you, as was Netflix, my i want my stuff being seen i'm an artist i want my stuff being seen what the fuck's wrong with you

2:07:50 When guys cry, I like to beat off. And you go, well, I'll tell you what. They said we're contractually obligated to 10 episodes. I think the reason I forgot about it was it was so painfully stupid to me Because I remember that dumb fucking conversation yeah yeah you're on netflix yeah you can watch now what's it called uh double negative double on each other. It's a child and adult special. Yeah. Yeah. On Netflix. Yeah.

2:09:51 You can watch it, you should. No, cause he did his special on Showtime. Donnell and fucking, whatever his name is. Jesus Christ, dude. I would love a cigar. With the JRE logo on it. Yeah. The Joe Rogan experience. I was going to pay them. tell you yet, but I was going to borrow $400,000 from you. I would have paid you back and they wouldn't, Roy Wood's the shit, though.

2:12:32 And I was like, hey, dude, if you don't take it, like, a lot of comics aren't getting an Yeah. Like it'll work you. that he should be selling No, he went acting route. That was a good one. that New Jersey Literally nobody thinks Well, we're even with that Charlie Murphy thing now hand turn to this street. But he explained it to me, like how they made it and everything.

2:15:06 It's in the middle of fucking nowhere. In the meantime, here's our little rec room. And I was like- Yeah. Yeah. about how his house And then there's this little girl walking around she was calling out for her dog. Oh, it's like rusty. Where are you rusty? I'm like, oh no. Younger. I was 20. Like I said, I was 23. Well, they were kids. They were kids. They were my age or younger.

2:17:27 Not just watch something super depressing, but take it in. He didn't even lose his house. I bombed so hard. Let's go. I was saying the right jokes. You don't have to plausible deny it. It was in the middle of the woods, man. I had no credits. And then that was a setup. Earthquake. one night and I was like, Jesus. I didn't know Paul Mooney. And it was like, blah!

2:20:42 um i would say even though he's known as a, I don't think he gets the respect that he deserves. Constantly. They know each other, we're just like damn we learn how to like that's how you write a joke okay last time i worked with And we were in the back and he was murdering. I don't even know how to describe it. Yeah, but that was a crushing, would be like,

2:22:35 It's part of what makes him great is that he doesn't appreciate himself. him on your lineup you're gonna have a great night if you go it's one of the best of all time so now that it's more easily here's a topical joke. but a lot of people were just doing it. There's a lot of guys like that. sure. Brody for sure. Super underrated. Thank you, and stop

2:24:48 How can you be underrated when people think you're the GOAT? That's one of the cool things about our group, at least. I'm always looking for, like... I have this problem with instagram i'm off twitter but on instagram i'm like And then you can promote somebody. I really do. That's your giving back to charity. he's fantastic He's got massive potential

2:26:56 Got his delivery down. it's like, Oh, so cute, though. Testosterone and a lot of lifting weights. Yeah, basically. Oh, it's so bad. You get like, I kind of liked it. It's just you're looking back at it from where you are now. That's so svelte. I got that when I was 20, 20 or 21. I saw you got this one. was i saw him like we did like we just rented a car and just did like loops around ecuador you

2:30:12 I should get a tattoo of this place, of this experience. Joe List and Sarah visited me. Who said they wouldn't people said they would. Joe List and Sarah visited me. Shame Gillis. I mean, the kid got canceled. Guys, go YouTube. Like, there's a new Gillian Keyes. at the end, the Republican chick who really likes no rules. He can say whatever he wants.

2:32:00 Jesus Christ, they go crazy. did you see when Norm Macdonald You lost this guy. Look, it was out of their hands. you know why why because this is a giant platform that right people that start, starting comics, are like, this is the thing to get. I was like, oh. Remember when Joey Diaz would get mad at us? Yeah. i don't i don't i mean maybe some people don't but i think those people don't know no no he doesn't

2:34:46 Just go enjoy it. for laughing at him It was worse than that. Oh, I didn't know it was that one. He looks like a cherry. No, tell it because this is how I got into the fuck. They're fucking huge. They're 64 ounces. I don't hate the rap lyrics. I'll never forget the one time that I talked to him. Five minutes before the show, he goes, I'm not going to lie to you, dog.

2:36:56 As a boss, this is crazy. So now I have two employees doing the same job. And also he was so like some people say they don't give a fuck Joey Diaz is not body There's a thing about Joey and me There was never that possibility. asshole you say 20 10 minutes be there in 10 minutes and i'm like dude he's not gonna but We hired that dude who was on Walking Dead, Josh McDermott.

2:39:58 me 150 like now you're a headliner which i've tried to do myself for people you really get like a week for like, It's a good quality and I think Tom passes it down It's a great theme because it's like you tell us in up telling stories because then people go, and it helps you So did Seinfeld. No, you helped. It's nice. Did it fun. It was interesting.

2:43:13 and met this like shaman. the guy's training uncle so the shaman's brother um or brother-in-law so like you know have you Anyway, I've done DMT. I don't know somewhere less than ten times so he's not that and he just wants to spread his son took it And then when he's finished, he comes back. Another one was a guy was dating a woman. But then they're like, oh, we're having a great time.

2:46:11 for each other. He said his kid, like the energy being taken away from you you know the bats they say it washed What did he speak? but there's no written language in Quechua. Think of Brody. He goes, that's going to be amplified soon. You're on this side of the fire. a chakruna in this case do it they showed they showed me where the ayahuasca There's two entrances to the thing.

2:49:48 So I kind of like pitch black. dude, I don't know how he was I And he goes, okay, go back, be strong. And then I started seeing these like orbs I call it when you pure something, And generally when I see that, it makes me cry. Okay. It's art. What did you say? It just like frightened me. But what you also want is some recognition. they were awesome.

2:55:06 It's one of my things I like making. And so it would have bothered me at the time. maybe whatever happened, oh damn dude, in the whatever. enjoying each other's company but even if you fail, you know, Because there was some kid, some young one year comic That was probably a two hour period. fire as a like a log like a you know chopped up log seat you? I sat in it and stared. I couldn't get her, my grandma.

2:58:43 Both my grandfathers, Yeah. I wasn't seeing her. And I'm like, fucking idiot. it's dumb and selfish Renesisi It was also she was making her own orbs. And I realized what I wanted, and I realized then what she wanted. Had a showcase one. I mean I showcased a lot there and she was no no no own show by people you know to have people turn against you publicly,

3:02:43 And she beat me down. like realizing what she had done to me and for me. But she crushed me so hard that none of this doesn't seem like a lot to be like, you're not a paid regular. was it got to elevate these other people strip club story. It's like these were like really – somebody just told me the other day. Should I be mean? The way Ozzy says the Beatles were one of his biggest influences.

3:05:54 getting back to them is not going to help you in any way it's just a freeing thing i i felt like i got to work it out with her And some of what she did by passing awful people while I was being driven, him? What? No, you're selling yourself short. So you saw that spark and you're like, let me help this flourish. Don't be dirty. Didn't matter. that was you being the devil one of my favorite things to do was to take you in a deep water yeah

3:09:06 I said thank you. and I was explaining it, And I told Peter, I ran into Peter recently, Simone and Renazizi. give her credit for the help. For sure. It was right after she had died and I there's no way I wasn't gonna thank her And that's one of the things I'm getting out of here. That's what's crazy. I'm a comedian now. It was on that stupid baseball show.

3:13:19 anymore at that point she was there occasionally yeah she wasn't there every day she was losing I learned from the Todd, the Todd who was on Pauly Shore's show on MTV. And he would sat next to Mitzi you're really funny. Like the TV show was just a lot of money. It was like, ooh, I got all this money. it was cool to be on the tv show i'm not gonna lie about that but it wasn't like the thing like

3:15:50 Yeah, we disagree on this. and there was a lot of hostility back then, though, They were so angry It was crazy. Those people that had those attitudes, they were- A lot of them. when established people would come there and Mincy would go, she's pretty good. And she didn't care. well for me and after i was doing really well i remember her and i had a conversation we're

3:18:22 You were always right. No, I didn't deserve those spots. It's like, I always know where to put you. That was like the you so crazy days. Because, you know, he had a little bit of a time where he lost himself a little bit. And you followed him. I had to get tighter. They saw Martin, And then ideally, it made me understand that that was important to do and that that's how you got better because

3:21:05 I mean he fucking murdered and I remember had a really tough time following him and I remember this is like He wanted to be in a sitcom. He thought it was that's how it's gonna happen and then somewhere along the line movies and shit i'll do it and now he's doing the sopranos movie by doing his he went the other way He became popular from us. We got real lucky, Ari Shaffir.

3:23:17 Yeah, I would call him up and I'm say hey man you need a team. So my thought was that with everybody, like door guys and parking lot attendants. Everybody was just us what's up guys what's up how you? What's up? How you guys doing? Someone would say that's not a comic. You're already bleeding. You're a comic though. There was no other comedy club like that.

3:25:55 talking about how we all get paid in checks now she goes you know i used to be like in the old She loved the fact that she created a wild place. you see kinnison swinging on on on letterman Let's wrap this bitch up. I'm not here to promote my podcast. Skeptic Tank Podcast. Okay. they have slipped through the cracks. She had the She's great. better joke writers by watching him.

3:28:48 I want you to tell them, I will Everybody call your local comedy club. Even if they get close, Go do it now. Sorry.