Joe Rogan Experience #1695 — Andrew Schulz Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. It was so much fun. You tried a couple of times. I got a shot immediately, dude. If you see some of the greatest of all time, like Hadja Gracie, So then when you let me do it, I'm like, all right, I got this easy. I figure your chin is here. choked the shit out of him i told told him. I didn't say it. There's a lot of places in New York City.

2:09 No sunlight, yeah. I keep talking to guys about it, and they say, I think it was Ronnie Chang said it. You know, like there's in boxing, you can't go a hundred percent. 100%. in the gold medal matchup and you win the gold and the other guy's disqualified? He loses. How do you feel proud? You get knocked out in the gold medal matchup, and you win the gold, and the other guy's disqualified?

3:21 Let's watch it. And then he's just fake sleeping. That's the problem with Olympic combat sports is they try to take the violence out of it. Why this specifically? I don't know, though. You got to do things to stack the medals, right? Oh, so they have individual demonstrations like kata, and then they have one-on-one kumite. Yeah. He had for blue belt a specific one you had for green belts

5:33 The forms. Oh, my God, this is so ridiculous. it'll probably enhance your ability to move, which will enhance your ability to spar. Or hitting medal and we're just trashing him. In Taekwondo tournaments, they would have the kata version or the, I forget what they to do the other things but why there's there no MMA like Taekwondo, dude? Yeah, there's a shooting star.

7:50 me it was your birthday. Thank you very much. I have a Bohemian Grove. Happy birthday. How old? Pretty fucking good. what'd you see a fucking naked guy with a string thong broke into our complex where we're staying right here with a knife Yeah, little things here. No. Yeah, that's right. McMoranus got cracked. No, but New York is fine, man. That is being Italian, Joe.

10:40 take on it? No, what did he do? Oh my god. They have one of the best shows that's ever existed. Oh, my God. Oh, Ben. He's got this thing. It's the Governor Andrew Cuomo Rock and Chart Show. Sit back, relax, and take me in. We'll be getting to the controversy and my imminent arrest in a minute. Fascinating. was, what time is it? it and sometimes when you hear your family

13:17 And there's a picture of him kissing a guy. The different people he's touched, but it looked kind of innocent. Raised against me questions that have sought to unfairly characterize I actually learned it from my mother. Look at this. Another woman stated that I kissed her on the forehead at our Christmas party I do on occasion say, ciao Bella. Now the state already has an advanced sexual harassment training program for all employees, including me.

17:23 No, the accusations are crazy, right? Ciao Bella, why is that offensive? has not come out like i don't know when you're around pits i have a little bit of irish in me And, you know, maybe he was trying to hit on a girl. Is that yeah, yeah Wow Yes. That bothers me. Plus, I don't think you'd remember if it's a kid or not. a midget, I gotta smell them, dude. They smell

19:43 public is part of the cognitive decline. Yeah, that one, she's really uncomfortable. Why would they wear perfume that day? Yeah, you should. really getting it in like busted yeah but he wasn't getting it in like that like jfk i think he was getting it i think clinton was getting it in i Clinton got busted. Yeah, but he wasn't getting it in like that. I think he was getting it in. I think he was getting it in.

21:20 I think he's one of them cats. He's like, oh, really? It would have to be like some murder shit, some house of cards shit. wearing t-shirts and hashtag you got this guy And he filmed them. This is like the most recent one that came out. He's in the news today? You can't care about UFOs and climate change and the chick from The Atlantic? No, no, no, no.

24:26 Is it the upper right-hand corner? It was like. They just had like a bus right and they're like pick up girls off the street like everybody was paid and shit but they made you But like this girl's here and she's making sure everything's okay. She's that motherly role. But like she was the one that was really doing the due diligence. Yeah, but that's-

26:27 That's what's different Right Shots fired. But we were having dinner with Newsom last night, remember? He's clearly under fire. And people like him. Caitlyn Jenner, I'm sure, was upset. She's a male Kardashian. I don't know. Yeah, because it makes you feel comfortable with your political beliefs. In terms of like adopting the woke ideology, no one adopts it more heavy and hardcore than California.

28:56 and had pushback on ideas or words. Why are you lying to yourselves? a level of discomfort because they're with their co- they're co-workers? I think when you're- That's unique to New York City? at these shows, right? But when you're at the random show with people that they don't even know in the lineup, you know, everybody's doing 15-minute spots, you don't know what behavior you should have.

30:35 Because I guarantee every one of those people, if they came to one of my shows, would just fall in line. where you're dealing with 15 people a night where you can't get away with that yeah and so you need That is the game. And they could just acknowledge it. Italian. I have the people like, why is he kind of talk, he's using like slang words It's not win over the goal is not be, oh, I didn't think he was funny.

32:34 Come, you know what I mean? I need to work on that for me They're there to see everybody. Yeah. You've got to lift a little weight. Will Silvins Stand Up On The Spot Stand Up On The Spot but it's not to um jeremiah's stand up on the spot stand up on the spot but because it's like right in front of you. I'm gonna grind this. You write things down on it, and then they take these things, they pull them out of this

35:51 Yeah, you were having too much fun. I'm walking down the street. No, not now. I'm not a bad guy, right? I love her. Murderer. Murderer. Murderer. Yeah. See, I can't live in a place Something special. Maybe a bomb, maybe a crush. What happened? I was surfing. So there's no surf. They're like, no, we really don't recommend. and good friends with BJ Penn.

38:24 and the hotel's like, please, you shouldn't surf, and I'm like, it's gonna be fine. They have once in a surfboard. They drop it off at the hotel. And the hotel's like, please, you shouldn't surf. Like I don't know how to just sit on a thing and relax. and then we'll just do activities for the rest of the time. And if you're, what I was basically doing

39:24 the luck that I got. Not a big deal. I didn't even really care about my breath when I first went in because I'm not intending on being down for that long. Try to go up. I can't. Try to go up. I can't. I try to pierce the surface and I exhale right before. Right? Because you, I don't know, it's just naturally you just go exhale here and then breach. Right?

40:33 is she going to watch me die? It was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced. I think it was Evan, having Mexican food in Waco. And I went back out and I surfed three more waves and I came in. And the way it works is there's this like engine room that sucks in water, right? It hits where shallow water starts to break. I hit him up on Instagram. like well he thought about quitting thought about quitting but also like these brutal physical And he goes, I've been in so many situations where it was like.

43:37 Water's everywhere. So they knew he was in there? But the fact that they let people surf see take that north korean lady that's a real story about struggle Heavy shit, man. That's heavy. Heavy shit. But yeah, I guess I need to keep doing things. See? She's so small from lack of food. I saw her talk on that podcast. definitely. Apparently, she's on this-

45:48 How do we know we don't go? What don't you agree? Not many have escaped and they can't escape now because they set up landmines Okay, it's real. Yeah. But I could see them doing it with people in North Korea. I like that. I also wonder if this girl, I wonder if it's like a bit. It's fucked up there. Didn't the guy have the girl in the basement that they had kids with?

49:13 Yeah. I've never ate human. pulled his pants down and just dug in there with a spoon this, like, hard-on for North Korea. months of hard labor. Yeah, that's what I hear. Look at this. Look at this, man. Yeah. What if it's South Korean propaganda? Nice. Ademage Puget. I was hoping you were going to stay there. And they would all move down there and start wearing these Hawaiian shirts and big straw hats.

53:05 we're going to go? This is what I want to do. a month and a half in Just get like a big villa or some shit. There's- You've met Alex. He's our truffle pig. He gets the deals, dude. Okay. A lot. Yeah Definitely boozing Come on. Yeah. He must be protected. Oh, it's so funny. They've had nine deaths since last October. hammered in their backyards. outbreak last year, approved of his ultra-harsh stage four lockdown.

57:06 My buddy Michael Chiavello, who's from there, he lives there. For 1FC, okay. Well, he has to. because he's just locked in a hotel room Bro, it should be a few. Are you negative? How do you feel? Have you learned about that yet? You'll be fine. And he said literally the first day he started feeling a little shitty. symptom. He's in his 30s. Like all my

1:00:13 And then it collapsed. But he's a sweet guy. and talked about it, Oh, shoot. You always say that shit to me, right? not wear the mask like oh that's reward that's worth the risk i get to have a life again right Like, that's not enough for us. Oh, the vaccine? Mm-hmm. Did I? if that was like a side effect of an MMA But imagine it was. I can't fucking believe you're gay

1:03:44 Six months gay Six months gay. That doesn't make any sense. this is the best solution they have for the problem. So if there's a pill that fixes it, you don't think they're taking it? Really? No, they're not turning Wolverine gay. The new one's way better than the last one. Was it Snyder? No? It was kind of whack. Was it Snyder? bunch of tweets about like... Jokes.

1:06:25 We're not allowed. dog. Actually, Suicide Squad You're O-H? Once or twice a year. Okay. It's been two years, though. It's been two years, dog. You haven't been to Ohio lately. I go to Ohio all the time. How often do you go to Ohio? Once or twice a year. What happened there? I wasn't. I like Cleveland. No, Cleveland good time. He's probably in a band. He was having a great time. Well, you were in Cleveland. That's different. I wasn't.

1:07:41 baffled. I was on my way to the airport And when there's no commerce, there's no jobs. he finishes high school how do you fix that did you see that all the cops in chicago turned their Dude. I like that. What'd she say? They pulled this guy out of the car and they shot him and the wife in the face, like right Oh, really? You like to move those things around, don't you?

1:10:25 You mute it? I don't like it, dude. I was chilling. They're like, let's go. Okay. It makes you gay. Dallas and Houston? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I was talking to them. I love it here, man. There's plenty of people here. At the Forum. You have to be vaccinated. Yeah. What if, like, but Timmy's a bigger guy. Let's find out if that is the case. That's, it indicates you fought off a viral infection.

1:13:43 Are you on TRT? Yeah, well, these people sneaking in at the border. Lambda. Okay. What is the deal with people that go through the border? Yeah. So you think that Lambda is coming through the border? I don't think they do. Man, wheels. capture them and put them in detainment centers? Capture. The Tacoma, Washington? Canadians don't even have COVID.

1:16:50 The last thing they're concerned about is Canadians They're not doing international flights. Tacoma's not a state. I would blow up Portland. They're just like- like God looking down like, can you kind of be fucking decent? Just make us laugh, please. You know, some seating or something like that. I mean. I'm just asking you. i had no comeback i just fucking slumped and walked out like a bitch and i think i didn't

1:19:50 Oh, yeah. these people in turn them into the cops i'm like bitch you defunded the cops yeah like you were on They're all these dumpy losers Yeah. i go really i go the rain doesn't bother you he goes no he goes not at all man i fucking love it You love it. Perfect. How about you, New Yorker? New York is clean, bro. Yeah. Why so many here? This is a progressive city.

1:23:04 Yeah, yeah. What a bad place to be homeless. Yeah, yeah. Let me rephrase that. So they're letting in- people will have contracted it But the Trump administration at least let people go down there and film it and complain about it. bankers it's the it's not by special interest no it's not 106 percent of americans vaccinated He's so lost. You wanted Trump out so bad, you voted a man on death's door.

1:25:47 So we have to get more people vaccinated. he was talking about like... Let's do it. These are from Foundation Cigars. No, I like tequila, man. Thank you. I love these fucking guys. where it's just one guy with his shirt unbuttoned Okay. That's it. That's good. I've talked to people, and they try to explain to me the blends. to Nicaragua. It's like, you know's like there's wealthy Chinese people

1:29:41 We're pillaging. Well, like, why are there certain accents He's an Irishman. You say, look at that fucking Irishman. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't think it should be hateful. You can do Jamaican, yeah. Yeah, man. But Asian, for whatever reason, has become racist. Yeah, it's ridiculous. you know Akash, White people are trying to be fucking good people so fucking white about it. Right. But here's the problem. If you need diversity in the boardroom or whatever like that. Only so white people stop being so fucking white about it.

1:32:10 of executive? And then all of a sudden they get a promotion. And then they find themselves It's so true. Yes. No, no. Well, I think the problem is driving to the wedding party, too. Oh, my God. I see what you're saying. Trump might have got close. It's indiscriminate bombing. it in a school they'll they do some of that stuff on purpose why don't they do with their enemies

1:35:20 They own the bodegas in Brooklyn a lot. So it's like, and they open it anywhere. yeah do you remember that kid he's from Yemen and take your head off. can make millions. I remember I would always watch boxing with my pops. And I remember watching fights with him. He finished Kelly. But he was just so athletic. His legs were like tree trunks. Here he is.

1:37:38 I mean, look at this. It's like usually guys that bounce in and out like that can't crack. fighting who's he's gonna fight ugas but yeah the spence thing so he really fun to watch pacquiao No seatbelt saved him. But yeah, I've heard this before. This is it? Oh, my God, dude. How do you not learn how to drive when you have one of those? It's all carbon fiber, 1995 993 with a 450 horsepower engine.

1:40:07 I love it. Gaze. I just stare at it sometimes. Gunther Wurst is doing a new speedster. Okay. It's beautiful. Look at that. All these things. It's a rocket ship. I guess it was a three. Well, if you're on the highway, ideally you're not walking unless we're in fucking Austin But yeah, it was just like, it's nice, but it's also a Honda Accord. But cool.

1:42:31 Very nice and smooth inside and very minimalist. You're missing something. They pop up. The plaid makes mine look slow. 1.9 seconds, 0 to 60. Yeah, I don't know. The wire spoke wheels. Which year? What is that? And it's a replica. We're moving there. What's up, virgins? That car, you don't need to put the gas. Oh, so it's a stick shift. That's a paddle.

1:45:33 Ferrari stopped that. Yeah. Tommy Segura took his car out there. You watch that shit? Those cars are moving fast. Yeah. Yeah. For it and Red Bull is not obviously a car maker. I guess. That's GT car. Yeah. Adderall? Really? But it was amazing. I want to see the sunrise. I don't like doing nothing. I don't know. I never drank before I go on stage I never did I ain't drank for

1:48:57 Yes Is there a set coming in? other guys and he would get mad and she would storm up and flirt with other guys, and he would get mad, and she would storm off, Who is she? It's a type. i got knocked the fuck out it's a part of the sport i knock guys out sometimes i get knocked Right, they just can't fathom right that they might not want to go through like the cruelty and scrutiny of the internet Well, I not even trying to be famous those girls get mad if they don't post them bro they get mad like as if that's

1:51:52 It's beautiful. You know what I mean? Why take that on? the big thing in relationships is like I'm gonna fix you. Let him. Yeah, what is that? How did you set that up? We'll go on a dinner for my birthday. I love them. Phone goes off. and then she'll come back with me. Like golf, I think, is getting away from your wife. Bro, she's going to follow me on a golf course.

1:55:30 Like, I don't need to be with my boys for a digital Well, some women like hunting, which is really interesting. I'm sure there's some, but I think ice fishing might be the one. Because girls golf. This is business. Like, whatever she wants to do. You know what I'm saying? need to be in your head before you go up to and look at your notes you can't be a drink i'm not

1:57:17 I want her to find me funny or whatever. But it is true. these fucking tumultuous relationships I think my parents had such a good relationship or her parents rather, her father and her mother I couldn't believe it I was like I clinched. It was wild. Yeah. I have a friend whose girl scratched herself up and then said to the cops that he attacked her.

1:59:53 I don't remember. I don't remember Oh, God. At clubs, yeah, yeah. And they're driving on Lamborghinis like false accusations. Oh, yeah, stroke their ego. She's in there with the tongs. She's trying to get knocked up. Be right there, babe. She's in there with the tongs. I know guys from like the league. you know, I got her pregnant or this girl's saying

2:02:24 Like, there's so much money. You sign sign like there's a team of people i imagine yeah that make the same time like there's not a single girl that's like i need something there's not a single She doesn't look like a fucking psychopath. you're going to be in some shit. It's, if you didn't get pussy before you're famous, you're going to be in some shit.

2:03:58 Oh, now you like me. but that's a different level of insecurity and that's why you see these fucking scumbags man you know there's a lot of And I'm starting to wonder. What if they're not preying on them sexually? I know a guy who was in a movie at a young age, and it was a big movie. No, see that's the type of shit and you know that happens Probably back then.

2:07:01 Someone told me that. Which one, someone that was a child actor that's a professor at a community college Really? Because you've got to learn how to deal with people when you're anonymous. Right. what is this? Yeah, I mean, And Kubrick, jimmy lovato did that and they wrote an article was hilarious it was after she was on my podcast Because at least back in the day when you came out as gay,

2:10:09 But I will do absolutely nothing. And what does it mean? And the gender changes constantly. Very self-indulgent. which gender now these kids are pretending that they're a million different genders in one day. because he's conservative but he's also gay and he fucks people up in debates with logic and reason and he's a brilliant writer and he wrote And I'm like, why do you think that is?

2:12:51 And like, sofas. Like, is there a trans community Don't they have, like, and ask you for money, When I was over there, because they put fucking effort in. Vice got fucking neutered, dude. How do you say that? That is racist right there, bro. But yeah, the Native Americans had it. And to be a victim in a world where there's not that many victims anymore.

2:15:37 Psychics. What happened to those boys? That was legendary If you really, truly believed it with all your heart. That's all I care about. Yeah. Yeah, but it looked really good. You're getting them all out of here. wandering around with assholes in New York. Dude, I was a baby wandering around fucked up shit, for a couple weeks, okay? I think that's fine. I don't know. Maybe maybe i have a soft spot in my heart for new york but i just think that like no i do too

2:17:48 Right. How would you go there? don't need the same kind of conflict that you do, that kind of turmoil. I need quiet. I have to torture myself with people that doesn't mean anything i don't like that i need like to be close to death either for the rest of my life. or if you're doing one of these like cardio exercises, Like I was working out in Miami

2:20:02 I used to do a little boxing back in the day. Rubberband under the chin. Still got it? Yeah, I bought into it. He pointed out there's no fucking way So they examine everything. There were some people there. Bringing the fight to that it was amazing because the guys that would actually work out. Were you in a frat? in front of all those people. He had no shoes on?

2:22:32 Y'all must have forgot. Oh, man, he loved it. How are you going to survive that speed? got that much sense it is what it is. Yes. It is a famous fight, but endured and kept going. was a really a crazy scene man the, this is the first round, right? So Gerald McClellan takes the 10 count on his knee, and the announcers are like, what He never fought again after this fight.

2:25:29 is still there, man. And then, and he had bleeding on his brain. And look, he's holding his head. setting up this fight with roy jones jr roy jones jr was the fucking man yeah he was the fucking man And he was so big. He weighed 168 when he fought Raw Jones, and then he knocked out Holyfield as a heavyweight. Amazing fight. forget who he's fighting and uh it snapped his fucking leg in half and uh the referee didn't

2:28:50 and then with the leg kicks seeming to play more of a role. I've gotten into it. I don't really get it. The whole thing is almost scoring. Before or after? And he's not tapping? Stop the fight. That was the first time I'd ever seen that live. I am in the upper like 1% in all of time. Yes, you would like Genghis Khan And it is fucking amazing. No. to meet and see if they could do business

2:32:43 and that Genghis Khan and his warriors had come in in 1,748,000 people were killed. They were beheaded and their skulls were piled into pyramids, What is the purpose? the time he was little he was a murderer i'm just curious like what inspires somebody to do that? I understand like inspiration from God, right? they also had like extreme disdain for anyone who lived in houses.

2:34:57 Wow. That's a different one. He did this multiple times, by the way, but Jin China is the one where it was the Sha, the Khwarizmian Sha, He did it multiple times. I think I already have. Yeah. But everybody was back then. was they would light their bodies on fire and Yeah, yeah, yeah. and just be a voyeur? and you're like, so much of the development

2:37:43 Yeah, a lot of luck. What did they call themselves back then? No, no, no, no, no. And then eventually decided that we're the devil Thank you. Yeah. I love it. they believe that this is the reason why we're involved Peace is your greatest enemy. But then you get guys like Schmedley Butler, and he talked about it in great detail. I've been trying to understand money.

2:42:51 but there's still like this ability to operate on debt. because if we don't win this we lose everything right right and as long as there's money in conflicts and I'm like okay war I guess it's just unlimited spending and I look Because I know that there's people out there risking their lives because they're like, chess game that's about controlling resources and that's that's what Afghanistan's always been about It's been about controlling resources. I

2:45:07 They're going out there to stop that. I don't want to go deep. never gonna find out the only way we're gonna find out is we're gonna put on the fucking robes and go That's it. or their businesses involved with. And this is the shit that their corporations or their businesses Pull up Eisenhower. by the military-industrial complex. The speech did not get very much attention.

2:47:02 Okay. So imagine this guy's leaving office. No. He's not remembered as this heroic savior or anything. Jackson's just remembered as a racist. and to enhance liberty, dignity, and integrity among peoples and among nations. and insidious in method. In meeting them, whether foreign or domestic, great or small, balance and progress. Lack of it eventually finds imbalance and

2:51:02 But that wasn't it? Okay. And that's real shit. Who else? Who else had to apologize? The the john cena one was wild yeah i mean come on john he's talking chinese It's a lot of money, but you have to understand, it's a movie about car crashes and obviously Yeah, exactly. But also when it comes to movies, I think AMC let China buy up a certain percentage of it.

2:53:49 is that comedy got so neutered on TV when I see the algorithms on the social media platforms, The part that he said? Really? We're doing this as a joke, but they went wild on it. based on those rules. When you look at the social media shit, I think we should. You should be able to express yourself. I made fun of everybody. fucking hoopla about it. But they're like

2:56:35 And they might not even really think that way. yeah i'm just saying i don't know i think that's too much power and i worry like creatively Like push me. That's going to drive me fucking crazy. Shit is real. And now Spotify's the number one place for podcasts too. okay yeah he looks like fucking takashi 69 with those things so so i go to sign up Yeah.

2:58:46 There's a whole email, so they got to fix that. and we don't attack the rappers for their lyrics they're haliburton with the fucking rainbow flag it's the same thing we care about being inclusive Well, I want you to be there, I'm out of here, bro. Oh, they would have come for him, for sure. I went to the mansion a couple times. just weird it's like it's just it's weird you know because it's like the whole thing was kind

3:01:15 Like the kitchen was old. You know? They would get Playboy bunny tattoos. But you've noticed that? And make a shit pile of money just showing their feet. I'm like, how much money are you making? And they're making a million a year. Right. And that is $180 a month. it very hard to engage you gotta pull the microphone down How much money do you get showing cock?

3:04:19 He shows his cock? Is Reddit his only fan? That's the thing. The girls go with a company the company That's sad. but you like the fact that someone's talking to you, Like the feature though. I'm not gonna. Yeah, I like pretty feet shit, though. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I'm not. I like pretty feet. Is Tyga still doing music? Why? point. It's a problem.

3:06:59 Just replace it. Show me his penis, please. I mean, that's like a fucking Budweiser can Yeah, immediately. I don't know if you get used to that. I don't buy that, dude. Where is he watching this? let me in i want to watch prolapsed anus it's not just that it's like he finds the wildest shit but that's smart it's like you're giving people a reason why they should tune. It's not just that. It's like he finds the wildest shit online.

3:09:12 And he does it once a month. Yeah, he did. Last night was a wild show. And then Duncan Trussell murdered it. It's a fun, and there's no one to say no here. We'll have an announcement shortly, but it's going to be wild. God bless you. Shout out to you, Virginia. He's a happily almost married man.