Joe Rogan Experience #1710002 — Everlast Transcript

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0:00 but with music I'm not even remotely musical so I could just fully appreciate That was fucking fun. Either you or Dana that were like, yo, they're calling you. I mean, from walking up to the stage, you had a drink in your hand still. That was beautiful, man. You know, it's not all bad. And when you can perform like that, boom, It has to be a good thing.

1:56 They always treated me like a king there. I think it was even on New Year's Eve. I'm good. He still comes and counts it down. Why not? Is he like 109? He created the bloopers and practical jokes. Still working. I'm pretty sure he didn't. First, I didn't know. I was like, he went out crazy. I might be talking out of my ass. obsessed with making his own porn yeah him and his buddy would just make porn every night they

4:54 Hey, man, somebody could get murdered behind that. Wasn't that autoerotic? Wow, man. Why don't you look up Bob Crane cause of death? Because I'm pretty sure homeboy was, like, bludgeoned to death. I'm pretty sure. Why don't you look up Bob Crane cause of death? Oliver Stone. They were talking That guy didn't really exist. A deep throat character. Dude, he was fucking my head up yesterday, man.

7:07 I wish you would have been able to see his face when I asked about Tupac Yeah, I just pretty much go, oh, he's laughing here. He's ranting. Like, I have a hard time dealing with a lot of the whole technology, man. Sometimes you're just throwing shit out there. like i don't know it would it just have been like you suck ass yeah what would you have done when

9:19 I never was like, you suck and your mom's a whore. Right? That's hilarious. and he like I could see him giggle and he and he misses the shot right from that day on at the New Orleans once yelling at the boxers. We're in the undercard Stan Hope's going, hold him down and fuck his face. And we were just laughing. Yeah, why does tennis get to be the same thing with pool and golf?

11:22 When those guys play, those guys don't want any talking. circuit soon that's a badass too something about controlling anything whether it's playing pool or I was in like Nova Scotia watching people curling on TV. It's really the same thing with pool. Right. Have a little whiskey, hug my daughter. I was just whatever I made. Never going away. I watch a bunch of the other stuff, and I'm not putting anybody down, dude.

15:15 calling a boxing match on that kind of thing so i was just so high i texted you i was like man you I was like, whatever, dude. How many days? Insensitive bitch. they wrote me her and the MMA and it's one of the when cats come up to you that you like wanted to meet that wanted to meet you first is like We love it. something i get to fanboy out on a little bit you know how many other guys came out to your

18:11 Nick Diaz and Gomi were in a battle that Nick Diaz Woo! And I'm very surprised that he elected to get the patella tendon graft, So there's a couple different ways and he went one of the ways it takes the longest time to rehab The patella tendon graft some people swear by it some that my doctor didn't my doctor said that it compromises the front of the

20:05 It would be good to rest up. They're going to let him hold the belt that long? because a lot of guys, when they get that ACL surgery, they fuck around. It goes out again. because they can replace the ligaments. That's chaos, man. For fun. for a day he could run hills all day then get on a bike and ride for a couple hours then get in the And he's just warming up.

23:11 He's got some next level cardio. That's the place where you really have to worry about great whites. Cold as fuck. There's a level of toughness that that guy has and very few human beings will ever achieve there's a level of just sheer BJ Penn. I'm like, nobody ever dragged Just wore him out. One of the all-time greatest. BJ's not taking juice to go up and wait.

25:22 he's not a 170. His natural weight should probably be like 160 165 somewhere Watch his fight with Diego Sanchez. these cycles you need to get us on some like high-level shit right now we need I mean, I'm just talking shit. Until y'all started taking it overseas, I was there. like there was a fight i was like i'm gonna come to vegas and he put me ringside and it was like i

28:59 but you know i've always just if you know me you know you call me by my you call me by my. I'm just a lot of my folks call me Eric. It's always Everlast. But you can't call you Eric until you get to know you. I don't think they would want to do that to, you know, get themselves in deep quick. up it's not a record anymore the cds now is it on itunes as well yeah it's on itunes i got mine

30:37 It's my house. But it's true. Come on. I'm not your open-ass That'll probably be it after the next one. In certain ways it is. completely independent level here i still spent probably a good hundred grand getting this record So I'll keep making it. a key under the mat at your crib and when i come to town i can come make a sandwich and sleep on Eric, you can always come over to my house.

33:40 The fact that people are willing to paint the most ridiculous scenario possible like you would logically accept just in order for them to not Yo, it used to, I forget, internet it's like now they all are together and grouping and moving to a town near you Trust me. is real as it gets man there's gonna be some time we're gonna be able to download steve austin shit

36:23 Nine, 10? To a certain degree. and get a little healthier. He plays an MMA fighter, Everything vegetable-based, everything that he was eating. fantastic and dropping weight and just looking healthy this motherfucker just started looking fantastic and thing is to have a yummy fucking protein shake right now i just don't understand how where it self-sabotage mechanism inside the head that like lets you know yeah but the indulgent thing

38:51 I'm a carnivore. How could you not? It's a balance. And only yellow Skittles. That's one of them things. I'll have maybe a drink. and I've already had a few drinks, but it's sweated out of me, Yeah, more people blame fucked up shit on tequila than any other booze. And it's like all these Mexicans showing up to the party going, It's a fucking funny It's a goddamn cowboy drink.

41:51 Yeah. He's funny if you hate freedom. He sent in a message. But most of those guys were doing some math or making some math Man, when you watch that show, you ever watch that show Breaking Bad? into that world, you're like, how extensive have everybody they want everybody either they beat up their woman or they're doing math it's that just erupted out of the middle of the ocean.

44:32 I had a buddy whose girl had a meth problem. And it's nuts that it's made out of cold medicine. you have a relationship with this fucking chemical, Let's just end it right there. or something. It's always streamed live people i made fun of today listen you're a beautiful human being and i'm glad we're friends Bring me in next time with somebody else, too.

46:46 That's a great idea, man. I think Twitter for comedians, to me, is like they win. I just love writers with everything on there. Tweeting. You have 8,296. I quit Twitter. It was like the equivalent of throwing your pager out the window back in the day. And it benefits everybody. I learn a lot from people, man. right now the vibe of it that we're putting out is like we're not perfect we make mistakes

50:13 twitter with og everlast and red band dude did you think of that in the in the in the flotation They don't understand that sometimes you've got to take a nap. Cock suckers. But Duncan will still be at the Chicago Theater with me and Joey Diaz, a.k.a. Mad Flavor, We're going to allow him to skip out on his New Year's obligation Tweet this motherfucker and let him know what's up.

52:45 But everybody gets super high with Brody Stevens. Follow Death Squad on iTunes. in a green room I mean, it's great shit That's O-N-N-I-T.com. Martyr's a tough word to spell. I like Martyr Inc., but Martyr Inc. We love you, Dirty Freaks. Or do. Got a couple nice hustles that'll get you some hairs. I got a one trip only, you can ride her slow.