Joe Rogan Experience #1720 — Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Today, how many times have you heard? So stupid. Yeah. It is. And they're like, in my hotel room. We're all good. I think there's no doubt about that, right? them i don't know if there's just one but yeah there's people have gone over like whether or And so the app could read exactly like how much pressure you're It's like there's a slew of famous people for a while.

4:07 Oh. Yeah. No, I didn't don't want to get choked ever. and they're at the championship no you have to there's rules. get their arms or their legs rather around your arms and pin them to your side like this while You know what I'm talking about around a guy's head yep yep as long as it locks behind your knee you can't have it like around to eliminate your possibility of bridging on your neck.

7:51 and it clanked my head right off the mat, like doof, because I scarf those down after weigh-ins. And it doesn't totally make sense either it's like literally to the point of being incapacitated. He was dying. he actually got caught in a triangle himself. I don't know if this is true. Yeah. but when you're really dehydrated what they're saying is that it takes more time to rehydrate

11:38 upside down you would actually do better because the water would go from your feet to your head where they go for like a million dollars they They have to run basically a marathon, and halfway through, Did we talk about that aspect of it? Wouldn't it be great if you got who can keep their shit together under pressure test? Some people are like hardcore

13:19 That's unacceptable I know. Did you really? I should be able to do it too. That's not a good argument, right? What doesn't condition me? bodies and i was like 13 12 yeah i was always into those watching people bounce off cars, If you're a lazy teacher and you just let it slide. Have you seen this? the kind of education The increasingly wild world Maybe they just don't like a specific thing you guys are teaching.

17:28 Yep, there's, you know. It used to be. Like they were vicious, evil people. Empire of the Summer Moon is an incredible book. About here, about Texas. like the generals would meet the other generals in the battlefield and hack his arms off and his legs off, and then throw him on the fire while he's still alive. Ruthless this is not denying that was a serial killer he's a a sociopath but then you find out oh my God everybody was yeah not

20:52 it's not that long but a bunch of other people Let's pretend the power's out for like a few decades. that are neighboring they want to steal your resources. That's what everybody did to everybody. and then run back to their border. anxiety and fear well getting thrust into an undeniable worldwide anxiety and fear conference Okay. you get protected because you are in the opposition of those crazy Trumpers.

23:52 Crazy. Yeah, air traffic controllers. You can test them all the time. And that's the case with a bunch of them. doesn't make any sense because you can do a test. But like they can do that to people. My maid got the vaccine and three months later, she's still hurt and in constant pain. if you're It's only sometimes dangerous, And I'm just finding about this recently.

27:53 even trying to make it look have you seen the photos of what it looks like yeah i don't think And that's what a bunch of places reported. So that's. But isn't it the reporters, the ones that showed it and may try to sell it as Just have a different set don't lie to people Well, yeah. You can find it on my Instagram. But they use that room all the time.

30:21 at the playboy mansion oh And it was just so odd. Like, this is just weird. And it's a television. I think it moves around, right? Second of all, he's set right second of all he's and they think that is the cause of a lot of these side effects from the vaccine ah getting directly into the bloodstream stuff yeah like you can't just focus on that you know

33:17 This is why it's a bad, like I eat at McDonald's once every four months or something like that. Whoever figured that out, fried fish and tartar sauce, they fucking nailed that flavor. if you eat mcdonald's every day eventually you'll get sick and you'll probably get a bunch of health problems. It's fucking contagious. It sure seems like the people that get vaccinated have, for sure, their symptoms are less.

35:06 Tell them to do whatever you want. kinds of other stuff. But on that list, vitamin D is definitely in there. And people are realizing And again, regardless of whether or not you've already been sick, like you and I have been sick, and now with this, I drink it like water. so while I'm working out, I'm conscious to drink like, you know, 64 ounces of water.

37:02 Yeah. But I don't know if they were even treating people with it then when you were. But are the shenanigans going on because people are overzealous and want everyone to think that ivermectin is like super effective? I think maybe, possibly too. Hold on. There's problems with the FDA. you could be a motherfucking CEO at Pfizer. They're like, Chester, listen, we've got a wonderful organization.

40:48 That's not a perfect system. That's not different jobs. That's like the difference That's how I feel about someone what else are they going to do there? Remember him? It's insane. Heavy smoker, John john bainer joins tobacco company's board but hey look the fucking guy Anybody want a cigar? I don't think we've ever smoked a cigar together There's so many cigar people.

43:35 it's like the same way I'm about wine I literally don't know jack shit about um they can really hit hard. that there's a type of tobacco smoke Right? Yeah. Everybody just they always chew tobacco in those books and then i tried it as an adult when my friends had like My old roommate used to be a dipper, and he would just sit there with his little beer can and just spit and spit and spit like all day long one time i was wasted and i grabbed it and i chugged it

46:36 Yeah. Those guys are tripping. But I was thinking to myself, how come I always want one right when I get off the airplane? He gave one to me once, The no filter camel is a bold choice Is the tar bad? I mean an actual filter and through everyone knows this trick It's a different high, right? like, when you're smoking weed, you've got a lot of stuff in there, right?

50:04 we had real problems with those episodes. Yeah. Like we can't keep doing this. Yeah. It's like ebony wood and it's all these characters Why would you make this? I have it right in my guest bathroom so when you're sitting on the shitter you're like, because you don't really notice the dicks at first. I love it. I love it. I have it right in my guest bathroom.

52:04 Something dogs? Gargoyles. They look like gargoyles. Yeah. you see out there those big dog things with those things called something dogs Like ancient Hindu artwork. ago people were writing this down right no television no movies you know 100 years ago Like how this get started? Totally different way of making noises the comics that had been around

55:15 like a mild version of it? wow And I won in my division for Taekwondo. in Ohio I don't think in the street the thing about stickball was a good thing right or so popular because all you need is that ball that's all you need and you can make a ball something like that so he he actually play this they play crazy flexibility, man. Like, these kicks. Feet up in the air and he spikes it over the top like a soft mat or is it a hard floor?

58:57 Or like a jujitsu mat. There's your ankle, son. No. And they're like super skillful. Damn, he's fat as fuck. How does he land? I love it. I was like, this could be an issue. It's like wild. why would I be sober? you can pull it off. but it's pretty amazing, like all the spinning plates and knowing when to add something and when to start asking them questions when to move on to

1:02:46 once every couple episodes, That's what's funny about that men's room God damn it. It really is because it's such an unusual show and it's such an amazing show to show young comedians to being exterminated in some circles in today's comedy all about just the And that's what everybody does there. Maybe I can fucking do this. you know, I doubt that that's true.

1:06:43 right then and there and he does a set and I I go, dude, you're hilarious, man. Yeah. Like, I think he's the real one. No, I didn't. I'm saying they are legends. No. I love John Belushi and Chris Farley. And then I just see him. And his skin looked gray You've got to get that needle in your arm, son. wonderful it was wonderful i kept hitting that button i was like oh i get it

1:10:41 it was just love clouds like You're just sinking in it. It was only the one time I've done it, But so many, like Hendrix got arrested in toronto for heroin he was in yeah that i had this stuff pumping through me I think I took one of those once when I had my knee surgery too. legitimately, unironically, Wow. And he had a bandana on. He he was playing tennis and he had long like greasy leonard skinner hair

1:14:07 the person is like a Cabbage Patch Kid well they say that people that get like You're like, what the fuck? Probably. Do you know they use dead bodies Yeah. I've seen it in Vegas. anywhere else other than a science museum you would think this was a fucking serial killer. There's a dead baby that's in a giant formaldehyde The guy's got a dead baby in a bucket in his basement.

1:17:02 They get them all from China. I want you to think about it that way when you look at that picture? So weird. Is that a ping pong player? Fuck, dude. If you saw that in someone's house, They took this guy and they stretched him out What does it say, Jamie? The one that I saw, if you could Google bodies exhibit unclaimed Chinese bodies. Can you imagine if they're just – all the homeless went away, but these bodies exhibits are everywhere?

1:20:19 It's on, but three cigars were just being smoked. reading about what they're doing with the Uyghurs, but there's demand internationally for information to try to figure out what's happening over there. If you just pull Uyghur people See it's I to be, right? See, it's, I don't know, right? They go after bloggers and imprison them and people post things on social media.

1:22:34 So they take them to these prison camps, and I guess they're trying to convert them. and punished. Dude. When I was there, I was like, not joking at all the first animal that we saw uh was a monkey who was up on the shelf like they're Like it was the worst zoo experience ever. To think that almost everything's like that. They let babies feed them. adorable you know they life tells you that koalas are like the cutest thing in

1:25:51 you're basically dealing with a tiny bear. Really? I'm like, I'm going to my hotel and sleeping and taking a shower. You were like, those things smell like shit. You say it like we went straight from the airport to koalas. I would never speed off to some fucking zoo. in and you have to like chill i don't have a rush off you don't believe it no because i remember

1:27:35 Yeah. would love very should have boxing matches that you could watch of kangaroos. They'll try to kick your guts out. I don't support anybody fighting kangaroos. You watch people get fucked up by kangaroos. They're so adorable. He probably got too close. Isn't that the... Oh, baby chicken nuggets? Like, if you have a bunch of chickens, you could literally, if you had 20 chickens, you never have to buy food.

1:30:32 I want to get chickens. These fucking coyotes, they opened it up. I mean, you could go up to quite a few of them. that's like a fucking it's like a fast food restaurant to them they just like hop on the They're everywhere. it's the they're beautiful foxes are beautiful little animals they don't really attack human Oh, look at these little foxes. Love it. I

1:33:35 If you go to Grizzly Man, Fox. Is that the grizzly man? I miss this guy. They're like little dogs, man. Well, it is weird with some animals. But he would lie down, so he was on his back, and he would just lay there It's why have you ever seen black squirrels? They're rare. Yeah, they're cool It's like a whole thing that he built, Look at how big this is.

1:36:50 Yeah. out and has all these cameras and GPS and it throws glitter everywhere it's Does he have a background on squirrels or something? So squirrels have to solve these problems. Yeah. So it has to figure out how to get through this. I get to start all over. Oh! And he talks about the science of everything like how squirrels like you know they have inside the the the rat library,

1:40:18 there's like an Akashic record for rats. or been taught that maze. They know how to do as more people are learning things, we're actually all getting smarter. And was it at the same time? Yeah, yeah. whichever one it was, on Woodland Hills. figured it out I don't know who figured it out. Because of the way morning radio worked, if you had a morning radio show, you had to have it on the East Coast.

1:43:23 But the two great shows, Number one, of course, Howard in the morning. You, if you wanted They got big in the afternoon. So when he took over, he started doing the Adam Carolla show, which was a good radio show. I did But everybody had this feeling like, Tom Green's studio was another one. into one of his spare bedrooms back to Canada. He wants to be locked down.

1:46:13 He loves Canada. Yeah. And he was the The Weekend with him in San Diego. Yeah. Sure. enough stack for that i mean ari does stretch'd stretch it out like an old stripper. I would want it to be like a fidget spinner or something. If you would like to get some fake nuts, they'll put fake nuts in your dog. Yeah. It's like having a toy It's fun. And I guess it's normal for Shih Tzus.

1:49:17 dentists like you know how they used to have to take photos and you put the thing in your mouth bones you can actually get them to expand and grow and But apparently it works. and he thinks change the lower, I think the evolutionary idea of this and I could fuck this up had fire, they used, I don't even know if they They were pretty fucking strong,

1:51:55 and broken arms and shit. Like the guy just beating the shit out of them. That meant something totally different. I think he does. Yeah, yeah. And there's this scene where he has to hit her. emma there's an emma too emily blunt is the lady from uh the lady with the big eyes right Oh, yeah. and then it just kind of... Yeah. stuff it's really really cool new jersey has a vibe all of its own it really does you know and

1:55:17 So we had to go to New Jersey to play pool. to florida he goes no he's across the street right now i go what he goes yeah he's playing the comedy Yeah, Diaz said he was bummed he couldn't come hang out that night. We've got to brainwash him to move here. I think the move with Joey all his friends he grew up with There's usually way so many characters that you barely hear anything about.

1:57:15 That guy. before we watched uh saints so we watched all six and a half seasons of uh in like three weeks I'll rewatch it right now. but it was very good. at the same time. Oh man, And if you get too addicted to too many shows you're watching three shows simultaneously It's kind of like drinking. You've got to know when it's, it's not like, it's kind of like drinking.

1:59:23 They can get you. And he's an unbelievable actor. Is that his name? I feel like I've seen him in shit before. so good at this and uh this better be good tony that's good yeah it's unbelievable don't lie then you can put yourself back there, but it's still good. can't use this man I'm expecting a call that was a that was a deal it was a The old days.

2:02:24 Yeah. But it was enough so that it was interesting. Yeah. Oh, my God. I remember there were guys that had a thing that you could hold up to the phone Freaking, that's it. into thinking that you paid for the long distance. Just a jug right here. Because people don't realize that it used to be super fucking expensive are at 7 p.m. instead of 9 p.m. It would be done at 7 a.m., but it would get unlimited use.

2:05:46 I have both Verizon and T-Mobile on one phone, No, because of the winter storm, my T-Mobile was out. Yeah, two phone numbers. You know, but for the most part Verizon's everywhere. So that's why Verizon's better like on road trips and shit So you get a phone call from both numbers? I am very jealous. Yeah. Like, ten. Everyone has cell phones in jail and prison now.

2:08:43 You remember when that was like the pimp thing, to have the littlest phone? The battery was terrible. Like, now I'm thinking about it, I think I'm full of shit. Yeah. a long time ago. And I'm like, man, I wish Yeah. They have a new Flip that's amazing. Like, I have a Galaxy. Yeah, man. You can do everything you can with a phone, but it's big like a little iPad.

2:11:39 It's one where you pull apart. And you're just going to unravel it. Yeah. That's pretty fucking incredible. Yes. I would probably say spring of next year. That's what Apple does. Racist. Have you seen these yet? Well, you know, they've already used those Amazon things, those boxes in your house. For Amazons? Okay, but we're not talking about the same thing.

2:14:14 alleged Florida murder, authorities say. Two years ago, 2019, November. recording you when it's off like when it's off it can record you it listens to you it tracks your go up to the oven with, like, cameras and, like, see if you're, you know, You know? If someone breaks in, you literally get an alarm. Austin yeah yeah not good no no that's good it's it's interesting. I had a gentleman on the other day who wrote a book called San Francisco.

2:17:04 So the best way to decrease police brutality is to have more police. He goes when you have This is just a scientific observation. It's a ticking time bomb. I know a friend of the family who is a fireman who is dealing with an issue like that in California. They know that it's very robust and that it may last much longer. And it's the only time ever we can imagine that that's happened.

2:19:27 but it's not rational, If there's this clear line in the sand, Which one's, PPP is the loan? Yeah. In a rare instance, I mean, taking care of people that are sick is always dangerous, right? There's always the chance that you could catch some disease if you are in an emergency room or you're They're still telling them they have to take a shot no matter what.

2:21:43 all the tweets that are their L's free healthcare is a right. signaling to their tribe who the people that also took the vax, the good people. They're signaling to and the most disparaged aspect of our society Forever people have pointed to them as being one of the real problems with capitalism that I don't think that's true. Didn't they find out talc causes cancer?

2:24:37 Okay, so it's not just the baby powder. and other organs she knew it was rare as it was deadly, I don't know, dude. the shaft through it easier. It might be bullshit. who used to work for the Bush administration. rats a lot maybe it's maybe people are more sensitive don't drink diet coke I am probably pickled in it and will live forever. I like it better than regular Coke.

2:27:43 It doesn't bother me. See, in Tony's family, they all came to watch the fight. didn't notice the pack out. Did you see the fight? I watched it live. It depends, really. It was a, you know, there's something about watching fights with a bunch of people. on a lot of different nights. and all those greats that came out of there. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Look at that fat roll down. Look at that fat.

2:31:17 I mean he's masterful the shit that he did was amazing and his strategy was amazing And Wilder kind of looks awkward at times, Isn't it crazy, Destiny? Crazy. He was learning how to box from the time he was a small, small boy. But the difference in the level of understanding of where to be and where not to be, She just like was she felt bad for this guy that was getting beat up on and I touched her shoulder and I go that guy's

2:34:10 or behind the ear and fell down again, I was like, oh my God. And one of the controversies was the extremely long counts when Tyson Fury went down. Cormier that guy's supposed to be like three, four, five. count that's bullshit that's the problem with boxing though that's what people have a problem I don't know how many big high-profile fights. hey, you can't do that.

2:36:34 It should be 10 seconds, and there should be like a LCD screen. there was without a doubt, like a gap where he was directing some stuff inside the ring, That's possible too. because you got to find out if a guy if a guy goes down and then you go put your gloves up walk where when Tyson Fury was battering Deontay Wilder, In this fight, it looked like in that one round,

2:38:58 gone on from the second fight when they stopped and still was dangerous. That's a bad knockout. Show the knockout. So fun. his trainer of being involved in it. That is crazy. here's the left we were like 6'7. And it's like, you you know is that good was it good to put all that extra weight on like maybe maybe it helped him fight him off He's knocked out 41 guys, or 40.

2:42:31 Just be in the right position always, and just touch people. they never have that, just beating the shit out of people, the uh Brian guy that murdered his supposedly murdered his girlfriend on that the flower bed Look at this. Where are you seeing this? No, but it looks like she's putting something into it. All right, play this. can you back that up a little bit i can't oh is it a tick tock thing i can't control it

2:45:19 She's like giving like a note or something. I mean they could have made one but It looks like it looks like I'm see the thing about these trail camps is they're not like high-definition really rooting for dog the I mean, weather beat. Classic. I got to get that guy in here. He is so tan. Like, you talk about a guy who doesn't give a fuck about skin cancer. Right? Look at him look at his forehead look he's so tan like you talk about a guy who doesn't

2:48:14 Yeah, I know. They might be real teeth. So he probably got some fake ones. Neon white shining teeth that would be one of the greatest things Right. One gold tooth? Yeah, but they would put a cap over it. full gold tooth it's not real yeah yes it is no that's real there it is that That dude's got his canines gold. Let me see. Look at that thing. Oh, I get it.

2:51:21 look at the one like in the middle Up No above it right there You know there was like a gap Okay let's do it. Tony, you don't have any tattoos, huh? Okay, that's a mistake. But if you go to the other picture on the left-hand side, up above that, up above, Mush it out. And in that scroll. That's a raven. Wow. I'm accepting the fact that I'm dying soon.

2:53:52 He's got a dope head of hair, head of tattoo. Blessed right underneath your eye. he had some sort of an accident his chest is caved in so he had that that optical illusion with the There's even a kind of ink that I think glows in the dark. I think they have that with some tattoos. But he's worried about his Instagram getting attacked, so he went private.

2:55:33 Like he's always posting wild shit. Yeah, I love that meme. Right. that I have mine in my cache or something, on like a different like you know i use google all the time for everything and the search results i anytime it's in the news, it's a taboo subject or it's weird duck duck goes the way I noticed yesterday that CNN covered, Yeah. So it's like, okay, and what is she saying? She's saying that they're allowing information to get on the Internet that harms people.

2:58:57 The way they can keep you paying attention to their platform is to give you something And there's an argument that algorithms are not wise. whether it's abortion or whatever, Have you seen it? All these things, I mean, I'm not saying that this is a grand plan. You know that so they took over where these buildings where businesses are. They abandoned

3:01:59 this is the best way. This could be Like, fuck you, resign. experiencing some wild shit in real time. Yeah Now I'm like, here's $599 in two days. No, I think it's when you give money to somebody, when you like using like Venmo apps or any because that's how I pay people Like they're independent contractors. looking into 600 bucks like Well, here's something that someone said that's a really good idea.

3:05:08 you know like when you're on duty you have to have it if you're doing Joe Biden was trying to pass through and they were saying, do you think Joe Biden's read It's like a good solid 12 inches thick. And he's like talking about how many pages and how long. Now they can, you know, whatever. Find out your search engine history In Biden's infrastructure bill.

3:07:13 But what if the people get tested? Like, that sort of got missed. Because we know now that vaccinated people get it, You know what I mean? That's the PCR test. when they're at like 40 cycles. I think it's like somewhere in the neighborhood of like high 80%, which is crazy. have a cough, didn't have fever, didn't have a headache, didn't have trouble sleeping. Just

3:10:04 I tested negative with one of those on Thursday. So then I tested the next day and I was negative. That'd be great. we should have a test for them. hey check keep checking in on this database after we give you this test for the next couple few days A lot of jobs are like, fuck you, come in. It even adds in that kids like to challenge themselves by doing a one spit.

3:12:11 Free Minnesota testing program, DoorDash's COVID spit test. You know? Yeah, like a little attachment to the bottom. these vaccines proves to be the case across the board, a year from now, how good are they going to be? Oh. There's a lot of vaccinated people in Israel that are getting COVID. I mean, I don't know. for how- It's like the mass experiment on how to handle this.

3:14:50 like Billy Corbin was in here and he thought especially apparently if you it's also like the quality of life. and five percent it depends it depends on where you know it's it varies in the country depending the hospital that are actually vaccinated is even smaller. That's a small slice. So it's a small There's a really good show out of the UK that is a...

3:17:46 Have you seen all those? You probably have more of it than you do with the vaccine. ones right right what i mean and during even during this pandemic specifically they've proven And so that happened, except for Flat Earth and a couple other, you know, wackadoodle They don't think it's real. We were like, do you think that they would do that? And then the way they would cover it up is by saying that these are off-world crafts.

3:20:56 Yeah, that makes sense. acceptable? One of the things they found in Arizona, Pretty strong Biden's a hologram. Have you seen the latest one? If you took your family to go visit their grandpa and you'd be like, That's what I would say if that was my dad and I went to visit my dad and he was like that with my children, I would be saying that to them.

3:23:26 What were we asking you to look up? then when they looked, he said that there were What do you mean? Duplicate images. So how do you know if someone's not running fucking shenanigans with the numbers? Oh, so someone. Yeah. fuck Donald Trump, and I'm filling out. I don't know if he did but it seems like he didn't i mean he looks like a pretty smart guy to me mit uh graduate professor or something like that look team trump over here look at him team mag i mean i

3:26:25 Right. Do you think you would wear a MAGA hat? I have a cowboy hat on. It's dangerous who that native american guy's face and was smiling meanwhile that kid was just standing there while the guy walked right up to him started for young, up-and-coming comedians. You'll have an opportunity to go up and do one minute. Yep. Bring it home. Kill Tony show

3:29:12 alright that's it