Joe Rogan Experience #1721 — Michael Malice Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Kyle is a white kid who drinks a lot of Monster Okay, so Kyle just punches shit? How do these pictures come from? Or Michael Jackson eating popcorn? People on Twitter ask me a bunch of questions in a row in one tweet, There's so many good ones. And the greatest thing is that establishment figures don't know what to do with this.

3:12 All right, I sent it to you, Jamie. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're gray and they have that- Non-player character for the other boomers out there. For all the boomers. I like how it's double masked too. Look at that. NPCs. Yeah. Yeah. Non-player character for the other boomers. The guy had blood cancer. Yeah. and jacking up the unvaccinated numbers. But I think it goes the other way that if the efficacy

5:42 I thought it has like a half-life. But Israel's rates are through the roof, too. He doesn't know. He knows now, motherfucker. impression. Here's the thing. The guy has a resume that can't be beat sportscaster political. He's got this enormous career to enjoy him and then you But he's also yelling. He's I don't know why he's so angry. I mean it's a weird thing, but hold on hold it

7:58 Yeah. Michael Malice. You work with a lot of athletes. and they become cans, right? Look at this. just gets more and more hysterical and at a certain point just becomes funny it's just like It's like if Keith Olbermann calls me dumb or a muttonhead This is really not going to be skin off my back or gonna change my behavior What's the other shit? And at some point in time, things become imbalanced.

11:30 And it's kind of the thing is when people are that performative about their politics, they expect people to stand up and applaud for them. or whatever. They're just I'm just trying to imagine Lex as Keith Olbermann standing in the balcony. Yeah. I mean, he's so good at communicating with people again with humility, but the way he discusses things even when they're

13:40 He's constantly testing himself and that humility because of constantly finding his own limitations, right? I love it. yeah, There's so many cool people Yeah. But now that I left, I don't miss it at all. I'm doing the garden. de Blasio ruined everything. And he's going to do What about Cuomo? Wait a minute. Yeah give off the impression that they're

17:26 not too bad. you go in, you were opening a restaurant or a boutique or a bookstore, why would you do it in New York now? not your business can function and make it so that people no longer have the choice as to whether or But imagine, thousands of restaurants, working in the kitchen? outward. Now COVID is obviously a very big deal. A lot of people have died, but it doesn't explain

20:28 It's not necessary. and falling apart just based on life. And then something comes along and they're like, And then they're even more angry. doing it again? No one's talking about it. And if it didn't work, why do we do it to begin with? There's a super cut of all these politicians because if it wasn't social media, Oh, isn't it great? both things. I think it's bifurcating things. There's two populations, right? And we know what

23:30 passed away earlier today, on youtube a new york times account and a random jerk's account look basically the same so they do It's good to see it because it confirms your suspicions. Yeah. Meanwhile, one of the gentlemen who created the mRNA vaccine Yeah, who's great. again sorry for being healthy sorry yeah sorry it's it's fascinating though the ex exposing

25:53 Right. right so when they say it's not approved it's not like you are using your own, you had it prescribed, right? So when they say it's not approved, for COVID. Did you know that? I did not know that. Holy crap. Google that. I do not know what that they claim ivermectin does, as does Pfizer. They're both about to release it. I don't Yeah. Of course.

28:33 Because he's fucking. I did have a dog that had anxiety because I got her when she was two. They're not even aware of what they're doing. is that it doesn't have any relevance exactly exactly what you're talking about with penicillin you're saying it about has literally ten And then one time they brought over Ric Flair and Bobby Heenan held up Ric Flair's belt. And this was their first acknowledgement of this other

31:17 I think they're beyond repair. He's a great guy. own feelings like there's not a fucking human being that's a worse critic of me than me You should wear that with certain posts. the boots weren't on the ground the Kurds were not exterminated the story vanished from the headlines and none of those people Beginning on the beginning When we're not allowed to acknowledge that rioting is rioting and it is bad, and that

34:26 dozens of examples that i could share with with you and with you and you often say she's so good thing to say. You say we're not allowed. Well, I think it's a circle jerk, don't you think? I love it having friends who call me my bullshit. Yeah, these are extraordinary times, Hardcore lefty. when it comes to this COVID stuff, When that happens, you realize you've got a problem because the great minds are

37:34 people from saying that while you're talking over? Trump wrestling, Let me see this article. You are the evil corporations in every 80s dystopian sci-fi movie. They're smart because they know they have the power The Streisand effect's beautiful. She has this massive house, I think, And as a consequence of her trying to keep it hidden, it became a hundred times more visible than it would have been otherwise.

39:30 When she was a kid and super popular, everything was controlled. Like, Barbra Streisand is celebrity royalty. She's got everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. there's no private anymore? Right after they have a pop-up that says race deconstructed. to CNN that was taking over It says CNN accused Well, maybe it is false. for the Of course he did. because they're wildly inappropriate.

42:43 was him calling for violence against CNN. Well, it says on this part, Yeah, that's why I was trying to say it. Hold on. Showed his remorse But also before that, look at this. Please post that meme again, because the meme is so innocuous. But they would never say they would never say anything like this anymore. Yes. They would I don't think oh in a second

44:59 Sure, he's a socially awkward That's not what he agreed. propaganda. Wait a minute. You don't think he got, I don't know about that. I don't know. So I'm And they don't have that option anymore. And Aaron Burnett, apparently, I haven't seen that. But that is worse than what they said. I really do. That's important. Yeah. vaccinated but I think a lot of people

48:11 and I don't know what kind of data we have. World War C, Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic and How to Prepare for the Next One. So Sanjay, How the fuck does she know that? Just the math. Right. So what was the main reason that you made the decision to do that? I hope people buy it. He goes Sanjay Gupta listens to your podcast all the time, and he's a fan of the show

51:05 with you and I said I would love to have dinner with you too and I told him that I'd love to have you on. because I'm worried about editing. I'm just like, I just don't trust editing. not by me at least. And I think it's Joe. to get vaccinated. I think it'd be better to get the virus and recover and have amazing immunity to it. and then you get COVID.

54:02 All right. I almost did. Why not? Do you feel like you broke through or that he will ever embrace the vaccine? I don't think that's true. I know 13 people now that had breakthrough cases. that have had breakthrough cases. Michaela had it. Israeli study of 2.5 million people, six to 13 times better than the immunity that's imparted It may impart lifetime immunity.

57:37 a recent We only have 18 months of people even having this disease. I was under the impression, and again, I'm not Sanjay, maybe that's why. And Pfizer's declined to 50% from 91%. for two doses, not for one. So she's saying this, and I don't know how much research she's done. Michael, you've done a lot of these shows. So what I make sure to say is it is my understanding or as far as I know,

1:01:18 Right, this is the mainstream narrative and they know that if they say it that way I didn't see what Rolling Stone did, but I saw what the also printed a completely fake story the amount of ivermectin you would need to take It's so dumb. I think they just want to pass a narrative. Right, exactly. No one's paying for journalism. I see your point, but I don't think that's the motivation. I think the motivation is not power,

1:04:39 But if it's working, then why are they dying? have moved to Substack. who work at these kind because someone who works Maybe they are. to say. the Boston Globe. That was my main account. And then I also had the Boston Herald and I got a New York Times account. I was like, oh, I'm delivering the New Even in Boston? for the Herald and clear bags for the Boston Globe, but the New York Times had a blue bag.

1:06:57 It's not just the clickbait. right right I'm the guy who had the conversation with him and when he's saying that he walked into Jeff Zucker is, like I said, I like that guy. I'm going to have to spark a joint. think oh the universities that's for sure the bad guys that that is a problem yeah they're the This is how they're trying to stop me. Where's Alex?

1:09:57 No one's a bad person? If I'm with those people in a room, we'd have a different perspective on each other. all the time on social media and they see it and now they have choice to respond to it. But the thing is, they lie. I do want to see you high. Ooh, Mr. Curated and cultivated and there's a motivation behind it, and it's not But are you saying that this idea that they construct a false reality is not an accurate idea?

1:13:36 then there came a officer harris oink oink then there became a then there was the debate and our girl Tulsi fried that pig just like a Hawaiian knows how to do. Go to, Jamie, If you go to fucktards.org, She's the most fascinating because she checks all the boxes and yet they don't want to have anything to do with her. All those things. That'll be hilarious. She'd probably laugh. She would go with it man. I'm telling you she's a surfer

1:15:51 she's a real person. dentures. And a whole lot of Because after I said that to him, I think joking around with Sanjay and we were drinking I hope COVID gets eradicated. And I have friends that have actually been vaccinated after COVID and most of them were fine. It's Craig Jones. There's no phonies in terms of top flight competition. had happened but this part of this side effect whatever it was had filled the side of his body

1:18:38 And he's got the, I mean, Oh my God. Everybody wants to pretend that that's not something that we should think about. When it's been something we should think about. Oh God. normal, but it can happen. It's like the thing is like this long-term data question. Everybody There's like a... Like Sam Harris had a really good point about this. you know, you're going to spend enough time, someone's going to get the bullet.

1:20:40 when they're trying to make... Yeah, this is it. and he is worried because he has an allergy to that stuff. My friend Brian, his mom, if she has one of those Brazil nuts, dead. But so he's 100% right. I think they make a big difference. This is only one part of our immune systems, and there's no promotion I think it's about power, and I don't understand.

1:22:55 What? Unlike The Matrix. I think you're right in that respect. It's not a machine. And it's probably your boy Jeff Zucker. But then I meet all the people who make these shows CNN is not about comforting people. If they're a good person in college, what happens, what is going on that sucks someone into a situation? submissive and repetitive and are going to promulgate that philosophy once you leave the

1:26:35 How do you think the- you have status. It's important for you to be perceived as a good, honest person, It's almost never because he's got to have a bunch of people around him. Like none of them turn out to be like, This is my whole anarchist worldview. most fucked up books in history. Yeah. story. A bunch of kids did get shipwrecked on an island together. They were lived together for 18 months and they got along so well. And in fact, when one

1:29:34 Let's gather food. You get the wrong guy on an island and then you have a slaughter fest and people start cannibalizing people. Sure. I'm not joking. And that boat gets shipwrecked, and then you realize You're describing politicians. by people in the corporate press even children. Like if people, like there's no judgment call, journalist is the same as a tobacco executive they're selling a deadly product and the battle

1:32:54 Sociopaths, yeah. the way it makes people feel, but we operate on feelings. which is skepticism of corporate America And people on the left were saying this with a straight face. foremost that we're instinctively and whether you call them a Republican or whether you call them libertarians, those people are your enemy. I don't think they want soldiers to be protected.

1:35:23 I think you have a good point. So if you have a bunch of kids and a bunch of grownups, the kids will perceive themselves as kids. You shit all over me because I had an Android last time I was on here. but I like fucking with people it's my worst thing holy shit this is the this is literally the biggest compliment I've ever gotten in my life I'm an Andy Kaufman? I feel like you're the best. Andy Kaufman is better than me. Yeah, I think you might be a little funnier than Andy. Holy shit.

1:37:01 Could you imagine his podcast? Well, it's like those old comic strips, like Dick Tracy takes six months to fight Flat Well, I only write a page a day when I'm writing. from a writing perspective, they're all non-sequiturs. by the time you get to that third show, and ahead of me on the table were a couple on a date and i see i see the girl was basic as fuck

1:39:13 Do you guys want to hear your heroes of mine, Tenacious D? oh thanks for that reaction I guess I'll do an encore I realized that when I went to see Doug Stanhope once Shout out to the waitresses out there. We've texted back and forth. off in a man's face. And this is a real problem with people. And it becomes this, like, weird control level where people start to conf that. And it becomes this weird control level where people start to

1:42:00 you have someone comes along and knocks them off that pedestal, You're right, though, 100%. all fun is done maliciously and we're saying ridiculous shit to each other, And then I need to know your real feelings about gay people. person. He's one of the nicest protected class and they equate any jokes with hate and this is where they're wrong like i'm

1:44:36 And that's useful for me from an evolutionary point of view. you're going to get a certain group of people that want people He's number one. this is an incorrect way to do this. if someone says something ridiculous about you and it doesn't make any sense, Right. That's a problem. good and then when the controversy is bullshit because it's not like he's

1:47:23 This is his story that he had about this person that he loved that died. that Dave does so well you're gonna make fun of yourself like coming from Brooklyn Oh, We're working together tomorrow night. is like, And it's fucking magic. hate. When I did Lex's 200th episode, Laughter is not a thought, it's a reaction. That's important. Exclusive truck? have a denim collection, okay?

1:50:41 and the thing is, with raw denim, it takes years to break them in because it's like, I have what I have, That is the first world problem. A dude who talks for a living can't find his broken in pants. I only had one pair. Well, I have a few stretchy pairs. The people made Under Armour they made these jeans Canvas is what the original- Mona Lisa was literally painted on hemp.

1:52:58 You ever have a piece of hemp paper? Hemp paper is not rippable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but if you put paper through the wash, it gets destroyed, your currency. All you have to do is have tiny red and blue synthetic fibers of That's hilarious. Look at that where the state of any country is going they always assume well we're good people that's possible anywhere.

1:56:23 what my family could have gone through you know and and they have concentration Some real patterns of human behavior. And if we're honest about it, And what we're seeing with the Corona other than I think perhaps North Korea people were eager and then they'd boast about it on social media. about things that gets more anxiety ridden because you haven't taken care of the needs

2:00:11 If I have nothing to offer, at least I can follow orders and be a good person. He merely wants to be safe, and he absolutely nailed it. There's something. Put a fucking thing out there to catch the sickness. You should have like a thing that catches how much COVID's coming out. sure but right now we're like does it It has a warning label that this mask is not effective against COVID.

2:02:27 If you look that up, it's just- Do you want to be a real asshole? Do you want to be a real asshole? Jamie will get it. I would stick my face over it. shit is addictive that shit is it shit is very humans are status-oriented animals and not power voted out because the next asshole is going to say i'm going to fix this we have a problem when There's a huge percentage of the population that thinks that if we decrease the size of our military, China is going to invade us.

2:05:07 China's a little more interesting than Russia because they have a far greater economic power than Russia ever had. What does that mean? But it's a spacecraft. They're like, holy shit. Yeah. large and that the geographically disparate disparate also that kind of world discourages It's hilarious. Soy sauce? hey, we got to separate from you guys. under a different name.

2:08:50 And these guys start thinking about money. No, I believe I know the company or the women. Did you find it? No. Right. We still got 49%, Mike. they're just like fucking copying And there's surveillance things. Lex I'll just use the ring Lex Friedman just have a bot that goes on a coon all day and downloads the ugliest meme Okay. It's their new version of 8chan because 8chan got taken down. Yeah. Well, whatever it is. It's their new version.

2:10:52 It got stolen from him 4chan is still up and running. Yeah, they shut down. Investors lost hundreds of billions in China in July. This is just the screenshot of the article in there. Chinese heist of the century shows why US elites are fools. And this is on what channel? Anyway, Sager's breakdown of it was fucking fantastic because he was explaining that you're

2:12:38 the motivation? I don't know, but it just seems that there's a lot of bad things about China that but one of the problems is the rest of the world has started paying attention that is about the Koran or the Bhagavad Gita or whatever the fuck it is. and they were really concerned because they weren't communicating with China. This is why Apple is in a precarious position,

2:15:01 Okay. She doesn't have the chance. Yeah, the power surgeon here I just noticed it in the middle of it and I thought We'll fix that shit now so we don't have to think about it anymore. I'm like, oh my God, where is Michael Malice? That's a good move. But I don't think it's important to compare each other Equally well thought out but differs You should acknowledge what it is.

2:17:48 So I know what the fuck that is. Your behavior is about that. But ideas, meaning like when you look at something, So if your ideas are wrong, one of the things that people do that's so common is you argue for your idea as if it is you. Yes. And I think what I'm saying when I say ideas, He wrote The Stranger and he wrote The Rebel and The Myth of Sisyphus. There was just, he wrote the stranger and he wrote the rebel and the myth of Sisyphus.

2:20:14 Like some people came at me on Twitter asking me to like denounce Lex because he had something I don't even know what they were talking about. Educate me. Some people have done that where they've denounced people publicly but never spoken to them privately we we don't say while a person is doing it but we all kind of know but we're willing to ignore it if

2:22:16 Careers based on licking their finger, figuring out which way the wind's blowing, and then that differs from that other person's opinion to cloud chase? You don't have to have it publicly, but can you at least kind of give people talk and you're going to You're a rare little flower in the desert, Michael Malice. Oh, what kind of succulents you got other than cactuses?

2:24:03 I came from LA. And then it was like the heavens opened up. Like if I was in a car, I couldn't see four feet in front of the car. Yeah. I have a solution. Get a Tesla because they drive themselves. Don't I have to get a license Does he really? Okay, fine. It's pretty close. I think all of them are capable Yeah, yeah. It's sketchy. You know why it's sketchy? It's not sketchy because it worked. And he said it's like an extra 10 grand or something. I don't remember what it was. It wasn't that much. It's sketchy.

2:27:04 Perhaps. Yeah, yeah. They got comfortable they said some shit and then he put it in he thought they thought he was their But the whole circumstance of it was wild And they had asked these people who understood technology and military applications, was asking her i'm like look every poll every president has to make the choice about war and do that to conquer his fear like he would burn his hand and walk in book and

2:31:05 And let him drive We had an interesting conversation And the guy says to him doing whatever they can to kill the guy they're doing something that doesn't The real problem was Yeah Joe, just this past summer, the U.S. government drone strikes a bunch of children and called them ISIS-K. And it's a complete mistake. random if another so they sweep it in the rug right a day of outrage and everyone's like back to me

2:35:26 No, it's not. Okay, but I mean that wasn't what he was impeached over. No, no, I'm joking. been going on for a very long time and no one seems to because you know we're taught in school because money motivates people in spectacular ways. think Biden's doing this for the pussy. Let me hear it. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman. It's going to say the same thing.

2:37:43 It's too quiet. Oh, yeah, or Play It Again Sam. What's that? That doesn't happen? No,ain Bears. Oh, yeah. Or Play It Again Sam. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I could be talking to my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play it. You might be right. Leave him alone, Miss Elsa. Played, Sam. 42. That's pre-World War II. okay I'm joking around. Yeah, right. I want to be in 1776.

2:41:16 A donkey? Okay. Gotcha. So mules are like smarter about movement on rugged terrain and they last longer they lead need less were very valuable during the was hard to find now so this is still a thing well the thing is you you can't sell it commercially in some, like Hawaii has a little bit of it It's like, no. Sure, but it skipped. I thought they were like dogs that went feral and kind of all bred each other.

2:44:09 Did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, get back to the thought part of it. No, they're not anymore. like the worst possible scenario in terms of like, which is above the average age that people die. What's your ultimate goal with this Keith Olbermann thing? Oh, when whole genome sequencing The dog and the dingo are not separate species. Okay, so you're right.

2:47:09 There's like packs of dogs that are acting like predators. And I'd be like, wait, wait, wait. Dude, people get blasé about what's around them all the time. I mean, there's certain like... Did you hear the story of the woman in Huntsville They were looking for her. And they were like, oh, how did they get there? And it was in a police lot. Oh, my God. In a police van.

2:48:50 Oh, my God. Without her phone. How do you know she has a phone? Why did she get in there? Without her phone? That's part of the questioning is like- Without her phone. What if you wanted to go to the mall? and they found it? I'm reading this off of like an Instagram story. Yeah, they don't know. no handles on the inside because you've got prisoners,

2:50:29 What if it's outside? Like, what she's saying is all like someone who's drunk or high. there's no way to open them from the inside. You're like, oh my god, I have to drink my own Joe, if I'm tripping balls, why am I the good shit the hunt for the last time Oh, wait, maybe they meant they were giving her resources like she was poor. So you know that didn't happen.

2:52:32 Oh, look at this. I guess you guys not heard about the story. and banging on those doors. craters. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to eat people. Yeah, he must be referring to either the seizure of Leningrad or the Holodomor when they starved. is, what entails the wrong events, the wrong humans in charge to get to a point where people are so fucked that they're eating their kids.

2:55:15 And then came the Great War. Can you pull up the first guy who had plastic surgery? Michael Malice, ladies and gentlemen, one of the greats. So how was your pee? Did you enjoy it? I didn't pee. Do you want to keep going? Yeah, let's do it. Let's pee. We'll come back. Michael Malice, ladies and gentlemen, one of the greats. is short for CNN. Do you think that the mantle should be handed over in terms of viewership,

2:56:39 there was Sam Goody and Coconuts and The Wiz, to be as commodified and to be as centralized as it is. Look, for example, my books, you can bootleg them, and I'm not seeing a set. Yeah. The Hunter-Gatherer's Guide, the Brett Weinstein and Heather Hying book, and I'm very grateful for that to be the case. When you love someone, where you pretend that you're perfect

2:59:00 I see where you drew his conclusion. good way to say it be kind be honest these are really if you just get past be kind to be honest if we you to be a liar and to be disingenuous ultimately based on my own experience it doesn't serve you because any any like victory that's helped me more than anything, If you want to discuss it publicly, I just don't think it's good for you.

3:01:58 Yeah. Some people ask me how I deal with all the garbage on social media. And I'm like, But this is the perspective. what the fuck? Shut up about me. I mean, it's like how I view it When I say don't take anything personally, listening to what he's saying, I think we're dealing with a whole new level of that. If you could just say, people just talk, like if you say something crazy or whatever you do,

3:04:35 It's hard enough to be a finite lifespan. if it's hysterical, But I think the other, lot of times I'll do things that people find stupid, but I'm having fun. And if I'm having unrealistic about from trial and error in my life, where do I get talking shit to each other sure trying to make that person feel bad before you it accordingly and vice versa there's some people with some decent ideas that think that the way to

3:07:38 And if we only get input from a very small group of people, if you can get a hold of them. And they stand on the balcony above Central Park spewing spit and yelling about people being afraid. Jamie. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Oh, Dunham. Yeah. I don't like it. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Yeah. Why is that resonating with people? any of those people say cunt?

3:10:35 It varies wildly. because it just looks fucking like that. Can we pull up data on how many Karens were named this year? What did she do? It's like, bitch, this ain't about Colin Powell. Last year, there were 325 Obviously. He's got a Hitler? There's no one who's getting mad about- Oh, that's a Hitler. But the second name that fell off the fastest was Hillary

3:13:37 Anything else? Thank you. And what was the other? FuckTards.org.