Joe Rogan Experience #1727 — Rob Kearney Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience I don't have any time. Yeah, cuz it's I mean four hours at least at least jamie what do It kind of, it depends on what you need to do, but you almost want to have to putt. That makes sense athletically, because if you're going to train jiu-jitsu or something like that, you have to warm up. Oh, everything pops out more. What is the world record? The show attempting the log press world record. And what is the world record?

2:44 So typically like when a tendon tears, it's kind of like a piece of paper, he said it looked like a firecracker Oh, really? That could be it. How many people have fucking sperm tattooed on their body? So it's not a sun at all. There is. No, it's not. But they have a new lead singer now, right? That's confusing. business that make you feel well it's we have a thing for romantic stories where

6:12 I watched the documentary. like what does it look like on your arm? Is that just because the weight of the log? this is this is when i actually broke the record so i had already had the american record at this And then we had to add 25s and stuff to the end of it to get it to the contest weight. was bent at 90 degrees. So that was a pretty comfortable position, but getting it to straighten

9:05 Oh, shit. I was like, no, I totally did. So that was something we battled actually, because I was producing too much scar tissue That's how it felt for me too. Yeah. But he's still running like 100 miles on it, right? But this it's 100% true Yeah. I mean his feet they show us he had one day His body's like, oh, this crazy motherfucker wants to run every day.

13:32 Like everything, like your joints and I bet your bones are probably crazy dense. That'd be fun. I did my first strongman competition when I was 17. Yeah. But I mean, to be fair, like I still sucked at Strongman when I started to like I did my first competition on about four days notice. What the fuck ever? We're doing sandbag tosses now, so it's these small sandbags.

15:58 really funny to watch. But I hear that and I wise for me. Cause about a four and a half months ago I got testicular cancer. Oh shit. Yeah. So I that it pretty much aids in the lift, right? So I checked it out. And the thing is like when people say testicular cancer, they're like, like that's like never having cancer or anything like that's probably the weirdest and most emotional phone call to make.

18:39 He literally walks in, puts the paper down. you know, like testosterone. Wow. cancer grows at a can grow at an insanely high rate dudes all across the world right now are I had like legit five or six people find out that they had testicular cancer because I Does, does it have to do with testosterone? Very common. become like colon cancer really quickly. Right. So like, that's why they act so fast on it. Um,

21:33 Right? Right? But not cancer out of nowhere. Like, one, it's kind of expensive because it's cosmetic, right? But, like, I'm kind of a smartass. So he takes them out and shows me some. So clear. Well, you can get glow-in-the-dark tattoos. After you take one out, like, the other one starts centralizing and growing a little bit. I know. And so it picks up about Joe Rogan no my nuts and glow-in-the-dark

24:33 You know, now it's just like going through, you know, And they don't even biopsy it, right? all the like organs and things that come with it have to come out so like the epididymis like So the test levels stay the same. Like, Yeah. Fake boobs don't bother guys, but I think a fake nut would bother people. It's an odd thing to think that your body turns on you like that.

27:06 like I have a schedule that I have to follow and I don't know if this is accurate, So it makes sense physiologically. I mean, you have like Mark and Chris Bell. You know? But they're not doing, they're always eating apples and shit. Yeah. Because he eats a lot of fruit. Yeah. You know. Yeah. and where my training is at. and the nutrients in, right?

29:02 but in order to keep up with what we're doing, you know, I mean, aesthetic based yeah right like you're standing you're posing granted like I could never do what they do Those guys are, like, literally ready to die. It's insane. No, God no. Right? But I just feel like your body with all those hormones would probably just get a little stronger. Those guys are so preposterous when you see them in real life.

31:36 Yeah. I heard it on the Joe Rogan Experience. It's very different. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. You know, like at World's Strongest Man in 2019, we had to pull two monster trucks because one was too light. Yeah. He was at the Onnit gym. learning how to box because he's having these boxing matches. But the way he's doing it is you lose a lot of your ability to close the distance quick. It's got to be like efficient.

35:17 When you see him, did you find it? Okay. That's not at the honor gym. It's like a totally different kind of human now. If he could get Logan Paul to box the mountain. Pretty quick KO. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but now he's, like, throwing his shoulders in and moving his hips. 100%. Yeah. I'm actually like, this is the first time I'm talking about it. My business partner and I have kind of been, we kind of put our heads together and, you

38:46 Absolutely. It's just, it's a spectacle, right? people have tried to normalize it and it's not normal right like you're not going to sit back possible you want to see a fucking insanely strong person? She's insanely strong though too. That is wild. That's a lot of cat lovers going to be mad. I do. go to Big Strong Fast. Oh, I just saw this today. I just love somebody.

42:19 Yeah. Really? And you're adding 70 pounds to your body weight. And they have the big rubber plates that are 10s, and they look super impressive. days, I assume they're 45s. At one point in time, she's hanging from one hand. Is there a picture of the other side? But she's a real freak. So when will you be back fully? Is that real? Fuck you doing, man?

45:42 Right? So I guess for me, like I honestly just didn't know what to do with it. So I have to be on there more often. Yeah. So, so I guess like there's a, like Thomas kept that misconception is like, afternoon is all sports practice and stuff like that and i have to be out there you know like i You had the dream. on year five the whole insurance thing drives me fucking crazy you're telling me i feel like if you have

49:20 I have to pay another four grand guaranteed every year now for the next few years because of how expensive blood work and CT scans And I remember when, you know, they were talking about insurance in California. You insured the house, Somebody told me that's the case with banks, too, Where's the money? We lost our job, blah, blah, blah. And she hoodwinked really big people.

51:30 here, Jamie? I guess they call it The Dropout because of that. I don't know if you know that. Hey. or just came out about it, I think? These people gotta know when to bail. Do we have 5 million With 5 million dollars I could see you with a big fur coat Showing up at the I mean I mean, I'm pretty bougie, but that's next level An actual grizzly bear.

53:55 We're going to need a real bear. You know, one of those things. The idea of needing a job to have discipline is kind of interesting. you know, like some of the strongest people that I know, like there was actually a guy, And the entire time I worked there, all we did was carry bags of cement and pressure-treated lumber. And when I go to train, I had nothing.

56:21 I'm old. I mean- Really? Oh, there's entire companies that just make smelling salts. Do you know the guy Jujimufu? I think he's only like 5'8". How's that possible? Literally, that's all it's called. I mean, I think it could be fair. Like I use it. It doesn't say. True. What does that mean? So what do you do? What's the best shit to order? okay, Fucking awful. I want, I'm going to film it too. Yeah, I want my first experience with smelling salts to be fucking awful.

1:00:18 Yeah, no, it's terrible, but fabulous at the same time. Exactly. He still fights in the UFC, but he's fought in the UFC for a long time. Yeah. I'm not into it now. At all? No, that's why I do it at night. If I'm like trying to deadlift 900 pounds. You're doing gorilla shit. Aware. they go train because they can focus better do you ever do yoga i don't i dude i'm like probably

1:03:35 But your sport doesn't require mobility. Right. There's only so much time in a day and the resources that you would use to recover from all that kind of stuff power rack weights like dumbbells up to 150 like ghd stuff like that that changes everything yeah But he's my friend. where i can like go down and just like crush some shit and you know just have to walk upstairs to

1:06:51 I could probably get down with that. can go too far and then you just you just sit down you're stuck and then you're like i can't go Like when I smoke an indica where I'm just Oh, yeah, man. Those are cool. possible right like deep tissue like fascial stretch therapy stuff like that no for someone Those dudes, that's a workout in and of itself, right?

1:09:53 Even like I have something going on with my neck right now and I massage my own neck with my thumbs. And it was like, I'd be sore as shit like the next day, necessary i don't think while this guy was doing that i was like is this uh i feel like elbows So he actually bear crawled the New York City Marathon. Let me see some video of him bear crawling.

1:12:26 He's like, my hands are still only 50%. Speaking of this video here, it's not the one thing, and it's going to be even, Good and bad, right? so it's kind of like a journey about my story and stuff like that. But yeah, with it, with an Instagram name, like world's strongest gay, it's, you know, I, I'm lucky to just a part of the story It's not the main part of it, but like that's all people get but yeah with it with an Instagram name like world's strongest gay

1:14:45 You know, there's a whole sort of ecosystem of these troll farms that exist. just found out that out of the top 20 Facebook Christian pages, 19 of them were run by troll that's dedicated to racial injustice racial injustice uh-uh no Angry at each other and they neither one of them were in on it They were both be manipulated by people that were in Russia. Damn. She said she found

1:17:22 they would use you as like a person to attack because people would Appreciate it. these assholes posting at you that barely speak Push me up in the algorithm. And that's good for sponsors. It is, yeah interaction. So I'm cool with it. Push me up in the algorithm. Yeah. That's good. Stop reading that. I mean, that's pretty much it. Wow. Oh yeah. In Chechnya in particular?

1:20:46 You see what's happening in China with the Uyghur Muslims being shipped off. And has cancer. Yeah. Praise be to God. They are devils. Wow. a lot better yeah but we have to understand that this is uh you know we're living in 2021 and we Yeah. Like to care about what some. you have a friend that's gay and you talk to them and you you realize like oh I moved to Florida.

1:25:24 And he was pissed that gay people were wanting to marry each other. Like that was his thing. I remember Makes no sense. like, the strongest man on the planet. Benny Perrette see if you can look this up oh shit I don't love that actually beat him to death i love that like actually or actually oh shit i don't love that i And he fought fucking ferociously but

1:28:11 Yeah. They just have to hide it because of the macho sort of thing about, you know, fighting culture. you know, becoming quote unquote normalized, um, all the other side of the spectrum feel that like, Most of it, right? Yeah. They're turning kids gay and stuff like I'm like, listen, I've never gone door to door Like that is part of their job in the religion.

1:30:51 happen to be gay like what is the standard like what do you think how many people are gay is it you know, the percentages of teens And is it extraordinarily high? it's just, it would be interesting, right? So you could point to it. I think people think there are the Day of the Dead movie Like, I don't know, he's a ghost or something, but he comes back and he introduces his partner.

1:33:34 It's interesting to see them stick their neck out and make something like this. These people? It says, hello family, how are you? Oh, that's amazing. I mean, it's a cute little, it's never too late to be your true self. they're not around yeah and that's and that's why people are freaking out can relate to can literally save them you know i mean sell stuff.

1:36:32 Because if that keeps one kid from committing suicide, No, 100%. Yeah. I mean, that's why I think Pride Month is kind of a scam. Well, they must make money on it Hey, that's what we're here for. there is like a standard number of people like if you could if people were completely free and there was no Talked about it last time, man. Yeah. imagine being one of those guys imagine like this is where you have to go you gotta go to a rest stop. Yeah, and and somehow or another

1:39:46 It's like such a self-loathing thing. Like just a simple conversation. And then he eventually came out, but I don't talk to him anymore. Yeah. That's one of those movies that just slipped me by because he was too yeah so the girl was like you know she had this look in her face like how come be like super open and positive about it and proud of it and and you don't give a fuck you know and

1:42:56 literally contemplated suicide for weeks and was almost to the point of going through with it and outweigh every them, you know, achieving things that up until that point, they seemed more impossible really Top-level UFC female fighters that are gay and And that's just sports in general, right? that lesbian women are more masculine. So when a guy is in the NFL and comes out as gay or a guy like you as a

1:45:22 And that's, You'd be gorgeous. I have I've been pseudo put up in drag once and it wasn't a cute look. You mean the rainbow leggings aren't? flannel cutoff shorts can be manly if they go about down to the knees okay then men can wear Like Larry Bird. If you had those with cut off jeans, that'd be a real issue. Yeah. You could not do that. Yeah, why'd they do that?

1:48:05 Like, people thought they were badass with kilts. I've heard that's coming back. I might have just seen a post. Jamie is kilts. People started wearing kilts for a while. It was a thing. People thought they were badass with kilts. Two of the guys that are competing here this weekend, They're really bad ass one of them one of them just one world's strongest man this past year and the other one one Europe's strongest

1:48:53 It's insane. what if he stands up and lets a guy suck his dick I mean, that's not gay actually found a loophole. It's not gay. Yeah, two chains He was also in Scotland, so. See, like, let men wear skirts movement. Yeah. could wear a shirt like yours with no sleeves and go to a really nice restaurant. wear a full button-down dress shirt and a tie it's strange yeah it's like it doesn't make any

1:51:34 But the fact that women- We should all have that kind of freedom. What's going on there? Your image is the image of the actual restaurant itself. They come, they go. look like they might be rock stars. What was the job? so what bearing does my Mohawk have on my ability to do the job? But again, who gives a fuck? So that's okay they doing well i mean you've said this before like aliens would think we're weird as fuck oh

1:54:56 And this like, you know, sort of represents coitus or, you know, recreates coitus. And it also accentuates the length of the legs. That's crazy. physically higher to like their level so they wouldn't be looked down upon I sure though back in those days women had to cover most of their bodies. It's like human beings biologically are essentially the same as they were then.

1:57:22 Oh, the handball teams dressed like hoes too? Yeah. in terms of the dress code for these sports. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. Garter belts. You have to wear lingerie everywhere. Yeah. No, it's like jock straps and shit like that. There's no need for playing games. It looks like someone's ready. That's the same because like women like romance.

2:00:25 Oh, the leg thing? so it wasn't unusual to see all manner of decorated cloth Okay, pointing out the concept of covering furniture legs And she was like, how the fuck do you know that? I completely forgot about this. you know, It's like, or a bad yeah you know a pro or a con with me or against me get rid of them have them killed or elevate them to Godhood

2:03:17 Yeah. Like, actually listen to what they talked about. day after day after day after day. people that are religious, people that aren't, way you live or think the way you think on both ways. Absolutely. Whether it's, you know, people or the pharmaceutical companies are trying to control people Yeah. It feels better. like people are afraid that like you know we're trying to like take over or make people gay i mean

2:07:19 Has it if you felt the shift in your lifetime, Like you came out and you were what, 20? Right. That's not what I want. does my life have that kind of bearing on you yeah you know and that's that's I mean, I always that's all about that's all you man it's rooted in religion and do you have this ideology that they believe came people off buildings oh like in islam and like middle eastern countries like literally beheading

2:11:17 Now I know. make sure i'm allowed in that country in the first place whoa right have you ever had to not go to Wow. So typically the However, it is being held in Botswana. Yeah, and like no lie. I think it was about two weeks before I flew out No, no. Everyone. Don't kiss men on the lips when they see each other so if two guys see people kiss two guys kissing in public

2:14:44 Side thing. Do you remember when Like, I can't exist. Well, you know, what's weird is, you know, we're talking about these Islamic countries. Like when they, And so these guys all over there going, what? I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is the loophole that they're given. And they were like, oh, like, you can't show affection in public. You fucking rebel. Yeah, it was it was like a little fuck you like a subtle fuck you. Yeah, you know, you know, I've kind of made it a point like that was that was my break into the highest level of this sport, which is why I kind of took advantage of going to World's Strongest Man.

2:18:42 Yeah, so you kind of have a responsibility i get it absolutely That's a thing. Well, I got to imagine they're exposed to the internet now, right? the the slavery and like segregation thing like people tend to think that like that was so long what they do is prison guards, at least they were for a while, they were lobbying to make Which is crazy. but I don't know what the numbers are.

2:22:25 look like Apple stores, Yeah. to dispensaries in California. This guy across the street from the Improv, Okay, so here it is. And we have over 600,000 more people incarcerated. Yeah, it's nuts. No, more than three times the amount of people here and we have over 600 000 more people That means there's more people in those jail cells Yeah. It's fucked.

2:25:27 I mean, we are connected to Mexico, and Mexico's organized crime feeds off of our appetite. But in this country, it would be political suicide if you said we should legalize all drugs. They're like, go ahead. Love it. But meanwhile, it sucks up there. It does. It does. Everything. Fuck yeah. Heroin, mushrooms, steroids, whatever you want to do. They're like, go ahead.

2:26:14 I read this. amount of people that choose to be homeless. Yeah. And yes people don't feel comfortable about their property and their home and whether or not they're safe walking on the street you know the governor that just signed in this anti-trans athlete bill just this past week but have to compete in the gender they're assigned at birth okay so let's take for instance there's

2:29:05 But if you're talking about a 13 or 14 year old, Are they taking estrogen blockers? the flip side should be legal. my community again saying this but you know i read i i was watching a video, read an article that there was a six year old boy in a family. flip side that is true that there there are trans kids yeah you know that are that know from a young

2:31:35 no problem with anybody doing anything risky like i don't know problem with skiing is more dangerous running through their body for 30 years, because in actual studies, they've shown that in certain Right. Like, let's think about it this way. would have to be a lot higher for trans people to be comfortable enough to come out in the I think it also, that's like, it kind of singles them out in a way yeah but it does make it safe in terms of like

2:35:11 Look at the runner from Africa. She's like, I think she has like double X, Y. He's a fucking beast. Yeah. Yeah. One of them was a pill that made you not want to be trans anymore you know it's hard to say all of them correct with anything correct yeah a lot of them feel Absolutely. And this is how they like I'm like, fuck no, man. Comfortable coming out as trans so there is some actual data to grasp on to now

2:39:18 and she just panders to whoever she thinks is going to listen to her. Right. Yeah, that's not great. But there's no way she's as famous as Caitlyn Jenner. I got a thing so when you are Oh, absolutely. You know, I think there's a really big divide I wasn't going to until we started talking about trans athletes and trans this. But did you see the special?

2:42:29 trans people are just funny to me. I don't know if that was in this one or a previous one, funny right um do I think you can make fun of it I'll tell you yeah here's a Exactly. Jumped on it. that sucks yeah i mean yeah and that's the thing is like he talks about like how he has gay friends And I think that's just like, people lose sight of that, right?

2:44:20 If you just take out that one piece of him just saying, people are funny, I think to me it changes the context. because just a couple years ago here he is defending know, George Floyd and the George Floyd murder. one thing where they say he should not have said this they're just saying his hateful I mean, but it's still it feels like it's relevant to his life and his experience, unfortunately,

2:46:46 but he doesn't really do it that often yeah and it's it's a he did like a series of them for Yeah, we've been talking for a long time. I love it. corporation.com if you're interested in becoming a part of it i think it's awesome that you're