Joe Rogan Experience #1728 — Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand Transcript

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0:00 the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day antibody line October, November. It's amazing. Kills brain cells. They were saying that people that smoke cigarettes are less likely to catch it. So these people, I mean, it's a dumb idea. You get into less bad situations. All three of you got it. How do you feel about that? You got a hell of a piece.

2:15 Better or worse. But meanwhile, when the guy goes on stage, I filmed him going on stage when we did New Orleans or Nashville? Because they can be notoriously shitty audiences. Yeah. If you notice the thing about Chappelle, all the hate. He thought it was, you know. and jerking off in a man's face. And like, it's absurd to the extreme. Yeah, they were all getting horrible work conditions, so they all striked.

4:24 Well, NYPD, there's quite a few. Yes. Yeah. The rats are insane. people, if not more. And then everybody's like, what are you, crazy? Exactly. You see that guy Wait. what am I going to do kids. That's a big TV. It's Asian. This might be a Mexican Not all the way down. Why'd you push it? Oh, Jesus. This is the end. What a way to start. It's just like, oh.

8:10 inches wide. And he's balancing himself. Beautiful city. He's like, everyone, I invented flight. This is him? That guy was suicidal. Go back to what it says. Rewind a little. I think they dragged him away. Tom Segura. No. I've never done it either.? You've never skydived? No. That's hilarious. How many times do you have to do it before you can do it on your own?

10:53 25 jumps. So, fuck that. Skydived. But that's a bad trip advisor. He fell through a barn, through the roof of a barn, and into stacks of hay and actually survived. Right. He died? Damn. Interesting. throw him out of the window? I don't know. Oh, wow. about like no he got that one right you're thinking samuel jackson oh that's right yeah unbreakable is the guy who survived

14:08 When people try to make That's why James Bond Wait a minute. Oh, really? Connery. barman. They won't Hold on. A lot of those old Irish and Scottish actors, Fucking Scottish people with their tall tales. I just saw it. Hey, don't say anything. I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go to the movies? No, they had their chance. I was a little hint at it. Hey, don't say anything.

16:11 I thought it was over. I like soup in the dark and the cold. The Last Duel. And back in France, they used to just be like, all right, if you... So if you were really good at combat, you'd just rape crazy and just always say you didn't do it, 1300. The horse got raped. You gotta make it an experience. And they're doing it. Movies are coming back, man. They're coming back. We got a big production. We got to get. That's what you got to get for a movie now. You got to make it an experience.

17:34 Superheroes are done. What? Every movie's the same movie. I've been Are you trying to make the Matrix for real? He just wants it to be under his banner. So Meta's got all the money. So you're suing Facebook when we have no antibodies. What choice do we have? for the better. You get to be the person who watches puppies all day. It's all fun. Yeah. Oh, no.

19:54 They cut their throats so that they couldn't bark. You can just train them and not bark. The pictures of the beagle puppies with their heads locked into these cages is fucking so disturbing that it's like some serial killer shit. I wonder why they did do beagles. They yap. Although, you know what's weird? That Richard Gere one is the greatest rumor of all time.

21:17 The rumor was that he left Scientology. He's like I am That he stuck a gerbil up his ass They sent me an empty gerbil. Can you grab me that one? I liked it. I mean, Richard Gere's been in some fucking amazing movies. height of his wife spending money apparently he was just doing whatever fucking movie he could monthly nut, like a million bucks a Thank you.

23:31 This is a good gig tomorrow. Yeah, I guess tomorrow norm is a secret guest. Oh no he's gonna win that fight dude you're out. Lewis? Yeah. Nah, he's gonna win that fight, dude. You're out of your mind. Interesting. don't matter. It does, but Did you know that Logan Paul's going to fight Mike Tyson? He's 54. I've never used this device. You look like a fucking idiot

26:07 Bobby's a great egg. That's a cool little device you got there. skanks yes yeah it wasn't skank fest but it was legion skank show it was a lot of fun a lot of They're tired of being lectured on, you know, The world sucks. And then you just get up there and go, injustice rules. so obviously virtue signaling on stage It's not honest. How about a round of applause for the ladies?

28:24 There you go. Yeah, it was comedy. So it's a win-win. Trump early on was like we're pulling out of Afghanistan. You loved Trump. I do love Trump. Rub him? Yeah, but I was like There goes Mad TV. And I'm like, is that the back thing going to come out of it? Well, Bill Burr seemed to like it. Exactly. He's a sports nerd. I'm a professional sports broadcaster.

30:49 You get to know one guy. It's boring. Oh, there was that place. We went there once, like 20 years ago, and there was these people on stage doing a sex act. I always wanted to whack off in a theater. Because he's a gay guy in a theater. I'll be honest. Ellen got yelled at for being gay and couldn't bring Anne Heche to a movie premiere. That's what it is. That's a freak.

33:07 But way worse, right? with some kind of technology? He's thinking about Notre Dame. I'm getting into it. Well, I use FanDuel, so I can only bet in Pennsylvania. I can't do it in New York. Oh, really? You know, a couple hundo, but at the time. Oh, he bought an Uber, so I wanted to give him the money. He's the alpha. What is happening? Let it go. that's what they're going to do. You don't want a prison

35:43 and Puerto Ricans. Avenue D is not the best. The park was open two days after Sandy. I love the amphitheater. It's so creepy. He pulled a Theismann? Why did he change his name? is the does the name have a significance Villa Ragosa. Yeah, so they called her Vio Grossa. Wait, there's a gross lady? So you're trying to save this park? Yeah, well, I didn't give a fuck about them until the pandemic when I realized they could

38:07 and then handle a fucking Yeah, you're right. and people yell out questions, she goes, because they were yelling out about the vaccine program Tell us what you know about how it's failing in Israel. That's the reason why they run. Those are the Now it's like the Mueller report. Jen Psaki. Yeah, nice. Do you know? Oh. She screams like, you never stop fucking me.

40:24 I don't know any of them. No, who was the blonde one that Trump hired towards the end? There she is have to listen the thing about redheads There was something about redheads and pain. Let's find Louie would have killed himself I heard the same. Oh, yeah. I was like, you got to get back in. And then all of a sudden he turned on him. I got to the hotel and he was like, what are you doing?

42:31 But I probably shouldn't have said that Yeah. I should have said that story. No, we're keeping that story. I love him. Delete the story. No, we're keeping that story. You didn't say anything bad about him. And I go, hey, Louie. I thought you would love a fart. And he was like, dude, what are you doing?. I was like, you're like the filthy comedy guy. I thought you would love a fart.

44:00 He strikes me as a guy that would, yeah. I really thought he would be like, oh, shit. fuck that. in college. I farted during a team meeting and he stopped the film.. And then I had an offensive line coach in college. You guys have fucking protein just synthesizing in your gut. Right, if you were a starter. Yeah. Ray Lewis. Allegedly. You know who's got a great bit about football players getting in trouble is Neil Brennan.

45:50 Yeah, about football players doing football but outside of the game. Yeah, he's clever. Some people don't like him. Kevin's like, I love Kevin, but man, it's like, dude. He's like, it's somebody else's fault. People have sent me videos of him shitting on me. Does he have a special? Netflix. I don't know if I'm supposed to say that. Sexy. He's so funny.

47:53 Well, that's good to hear because it's going to be great. Imagine there's a comic who gave into that. Oh, you're not in LA. into New York City, and then it'll work its way west. Ah, Chai Cogs. Like what you're saying. Yeah, you look like all their landlords. Yeah, that's Brooklyn. You're a bigot Let that simmer. Oh, boy. I'm joking. I'll have them send you boxes.

50:12 My wife tells me shit. Because I remember shit from like the 20s. And be like So I'll ask you like It's like that's Sam move is when you don't know someone's name? You bring Then you just gotta run away. Have you ever seen him do stand-up? Is he? What are you kidding? It's a dong. He's got a big dick. Greg Fitzsimmons. comic. Funny fucking dude. Imagine that shit,, solid comic. Funny fucking dude hanging off him.

52:54 He's like, you don't fucking know me. Wow. Wow. Yeah. I remember I went to this guy, DJ Hazard's apartment. It was like exposed wood. I was like, this guy's a professional comedian. There's the eyebrow raise. That was back when Yeah. They were all like men. You ever get paid in Coke? Yeah, if somebody- That's why we're on this side. When was that? Yeah, Philly Helium.

55:56 What? do you mind? I'll perform there, Yeah, I bet you he's going to be all right with this. You're Illuminati now. I have a plague mask Yeah What t-shirt would you have worn Right, what is right for this? The one that you have to look at They came with 3D glasses. That was a fun one Who's the secret guest? It's, I shouldn't even ruin it, but I'll just say it's just really cutesy.

58:10 What the fuck is wrong with you? Is Nambla still alive? I got to pay my dues on that. Nambla? No. Is that still kicking? Colored people. Do you want to? It is weird to say people of color, but colored people's bad. at least it doesn't look anything like him. 20s and 30s a long time ago. Jason Ellis Let him. Is that him who got knocked out? Wrestling is serious, Jason.

1:01:03 This is all a long time ago. He's training with Babalusa Brawl, who's a legend. Dr. Drew in his corner. Jason Ellis can really fight. You know that place on La Brea? He had Shane tape his arm down. big training. Lewis is old. $1,000. We're friends. Don't listen to Lewis, he's getting your head Ellis told me that he's been knocked unconscious. I think that...

1:04:02 people Zeppelin was around in 71, you son of a bitch. I think it's soon. If Lewis dies on fentanyl on Skank Fest, the bet is off. What happened? And I took the whole thing. Yeah. Look how it looks like the Hulk. I think he had cancer in COVID, right? the fucking, Everybody's testing now. It should have been. It props up the cartels. But it's like, if you have a CVS, remember when CVS had a, there was some like nut brand,

1:06:48 If someone just had the smarts to sell tests that were like mobile portable tests, whatever the fuck you're going to take, put it in there, find out what the fuck is in it real quick. Which I assume just meant like, let's see if it's good before I buy a bunch. they tried molly and then it was like that's synthetic molly and bro you gotta test everything

1:07:52 Yeah, Jamie, pull it up. Fentanyl was around? Oregon sucks. They'll take it first. It's terrifying because quickly it's terrifying They're so underrated. Key and Peele are done. The executives are just trying to have a thing successful so they can make money and they can continue upwardly and eventually produce movies. It's like, fine, fine. to buy it.

1:10:20 But the YouTube That sucks. Really? What? I think it's $800 a minute on fucking Patreon. Fucking genius. Who's the Jew guy? Kyle Dunnigan is one of the best impressionists alive. Right. You ever get caught in Metzger? I'm such a giant fan of that dude. He's just like laying you out a whole movie. He's manic. He's amazing. He's amazing. Yeah, he's great. I'm such a giant fan of that dude.

1:12:14 White Precious was like a last great Comedy Central special. It's the best. Oh, man. You're doing all right. Joe's got midget dick. You're lying. That's a great dick. How even could you? is one of the finest actresses there you go it's Hilary Smank I never got it. He's got a hog. He was too busy doing math. like real... Taekwondo with me. but he had a dick that people

1:14:43 He was a mathematician a genius like a Thin. Yeah. There's a lot of women that have tits. That sucks. That's what you get. Go to some barbecue places. He's huge. That's the year you were born. How old are you? And there's nothing you can do. There's a guy right now, Why do you want this park so bad? We've got a lot of Jews down there. What are you gonna do with the park?

1:18:06 Donegan's Trump. Well, once that dude went to jail, that was it. Let's see stand-ups be stand-ups. Yeah. Here's the thing though. If someone embraced stand-up know you. The only guy that I've ever known and he would bring them on the road with him. Yes. Didn't he die before? They do that a lot. Let's push all the heat on this guy. Although sometimes they steal our bits.

1:20:26 But how do you know who did it first though? Right That's how I started The first time I did comedy I was from the internet. Yeah. I sent it to you, Jamie. And the meme is always better. That's how I started. Whoa. See the picture of Bill Clinton and him just chilling at a bar, at a restaurant. Tell me what he said. That's a Squid Games guy. I had to tell her to stop.

1:21:59 You can't get into it because you're like, you're having not a good time. Yeah. No, that's a colobus monkey. What? A fucking... But how do you see what you're doing? But how do you get in there? No, you cannot. What do you want me to show you? Do you remember that time when Bert said, If you can bend your head and go fully flat, where do you think your face is?

1:24:00 I know. You'd have to be bipolar. He's the real dewormer. It wasn't hard, but I was imagining. You could play with the balls. But you're not doing it. Yeah. I was like, I didn't even know I I only have that. Oh, you have that? Yeah. Ruined my life. You drive to Mexico money. And we You saw it? the lady was kind of hot. It's wild. But then they went, stop, stop, stop,

1:26:39 See, he thinks like a Jew. He's trans. that was a famous movie No, some like it hot. In the end, everyone's throwing up. Yes. That's a doozy. Tropic Thunder was the last one. He has a tattooed on. All right. Very friendly guy. There's Tom Cruise. Maybe. He can do anything. What? We came together Coming out as What if he is Norm? That's food. He's probably getting fat for a movie, not telling anybody.

1:30:31 That's what he really normally looks like. I get this. No, he's fat. I'm not fat. How much do you weigh, Joe? That really is. Like, one-on-one. You go to a bar fight. It was like some bigger guy. The Jits guy, for sure. and some guy was an asshole went to the bounce, and I won't do it. Oh, okay. was taking classes for You're a big guy. What if he headbutts you?

1:33:40 feeling. Does it? Yeah, it doesn't feel good. I have. talking to you like it's not there. He goes, let me Yeah. It's wet. That's why you can't let anybody who's angry get close to you. Jamie. but somebody got in his face. I don't know anything. What's X? What were you doing this whole time? I know people that have been knocked out. Hey, Jesus! I bet he got dinged around a little.

1:36:45 a charming guy. Really? I love seeing Shane on podcasts They got it. But this is before black players. I follow football. My family. a guy delivering corn cobs to the Mushroom truck. Shane killed Biden's wife. if you're on the train if you're on the train That meant something. We've seen your Really? We have a show in one hour. That's the real shit.

1:39:56 You don't have to do it. Woo! I'm not going on stage. but I won't be forever. Did you get it? Did you do it right? Maybe. Makes sense. Okay, cannabis mist. Does coughing make you higher? Okay, creates a big pill town. Let's do mushrooms. Okay, cannabis mist. It gets you higher. Yeah, it's gets you higher. It gets you higher. It's always bong hits, right?

1:41:48 I don't know how this podcast caught on. We had a bag, like a plastic bag. a socket, and you press the socket, and it's all vapor. in on a burning plant rider. Right. bloodstream quicker. Remember that shit where And then you both go up together and he blows Jamie's shaking his head. Damn, that was wild you were doing that. They smoke weed Yeah. It takes a nail to hit.

1:44:33 Oh, my God. So he blows on the pipe, and then the other end is just fucking streamlining into these guys. Well, you don't. Like a fake attack on America that they called the Gulf of Tonkin incident. Oh, dude, you didn't like that. I felt it when you did it. It stung. I thought he was from Boston. He's like, no, I raped and killed a bunch of people.

1:46:26 but he was like Al Franken almost Can't take the slightest nothing. Yeah. He does too long. All you gotta do is call. Yeah, you used to always do it. I was like, I'm never doing that. It's not hard to call. bump everybody wanted to be a guy and there was history report. He does a long time. It was 30% of them know what the fuck he's talking about. He had a tone.

1:49:00 He just fucking finds out and writes it down, and he just says it. then just die? He got canceled. That's the last joke. like the way he would he had this way Caroline's ones, Just like, don't feel like it right now. Once in Vancouver and once somewhere else. He walks as fast as he can off the plane right into one of those stores and buys a pack of cigarettes.

1:51:02 He goes, yeah, but all that fucking talking about it. So he'd be like, pick me up on the way. Talking about cigarettes? I have. Dude I had a good one the other one we all went to we all went to a Halloween parade dressed as Batman me Sal Yeah. and I had to take his warm We had a 16-person Batman group. He looks so hammered. That's 6th Avenue Somebody said this is his vaccine.

1:53:39 They got to get their word out. They always put a COVID warning on the Instagram videos. Isn't that crazy? All I do is troll. Troll is fun. to kill themselves. People have already gotten ten months ago when you weren't allowed to bring up the Remember those people who sued us back then? They don't like internet comments. and people say, well, this causes harm to elderly people

1:56:08 and they're doing it to make each other laugh. Right, exactly. You trained him. That's great. Get a German shepherd. Arrested. He made his pug do the Hitler. Would that be okay? Stalin's fine. Kill a million people and it's a story. It says kill one person is a tragedy. When you think about how big the universe is, your brain just goes, I'm out. But they give you statistics the whole time.

1:58:29 And then you imagine like, today we got killed. December 9th. Did you? you to go to Alaska? what's the other option? was like, somewhere where I never go. What? They're all runaways too. 435 weeks ago Look how young you were. Oh, yeah, we had caught this crazy king sand. You couldn't breathe. It was nuts. It was so cool. We were drunk the entire time.

2:01:01 So you don't feel them. They're like Right You know, Ari's going out to piss. I thought I was going to preserve it. She ended up being a nightmare. Trump there. How is he? 70 years old, this guy. They tell me how old We gotta get you and Dunnigan There's gotta be a guy Alec Baldwin was okay. Bad stuff all around. If you have a gun, if you're on a set, if somebody...

2:03:27 Good points. Like, if someone gives you a gun, you always open up the chamber. in play that Apparently it's the Clinton body count. Really? That's a good point. You're overweight. Yeah. Yeah, how do you figure in thick guys? Those dudes are heavy as fuck I think I have to weigh 160 pounds. What? The percentage of your body fat shows if you're obese.

2:05:59 That might be a girl one. The average woman Well, look sorry our Empire succeeded so much that we're fat now. We're doing it's a good. This is good It's real, yeah. Well, also for recycling. Well, it's your taint that shrinks. They're saying that sperm counts have radically decreased, miscarriages have increased, and In a male, it's always 50% to 100% larger.

2:08:21 What did you just do? about that. We're eventually Cloaca. Newhart. He's still doing that character. Some lady in the front row. And he came in. Him and Hicks. right? before I even say anything yeah, And you're like, what are you even saying? Move around. yes because he was like but Dice just goes like this him right now. He just goes like, what is this?

2:11:48 This guy's not, like, a slut. Oh my god. Guys, that's Donald Trump! She's a disgusting... Oh, my God. This is six Bud Lights in, ladies and gentlemen. That is a tough one Jesus Christ They don't even know what you're doing Yeah, I'm trying to think. You got tall privilege. He had confetti and music. He was doing cartwheels. They were having fun. No one follows Bridget.

2:14:06 Right. He's been around quite a long time. the town it was in and uh we did like uh thursday through sun thursday through saturday and thursday Like if during the week you'd get like a 15 minute here a 10 minute set here you'd I was terrified. You know when you're feeling your feet on the stage like, this is going to be bad. Do I have these same bits for a long time just because I'm comfortable saying them this way

2:16:11 Why don't I have confidence in my material? If you were an up-and-coming comic, she would throw you on after someone who's really good. But if you're going on after a bunch of murderers, man, and you're a new person, like you've This next guy's great. Yes. and also I knew it was my fault. Louie was in the hallway and I was like, oh, fuck. I got to follow you.

2:18:16 Everybody's just happy. Google is nothing. It's small. sense. This is not like a fucking census. Liz, yeah. How many is that? Joe List did his special there packed I don't bring it up. I disagree. Meanwhile, if you just go up and fucking get into it. Because they're like, we all saw it. Yeah. Well, he took a shot, and you're the underdog, so they're on your side. You take a shot at somebody. Well, he took a shot and you're

2:21:19 killed and I was like that's a smooth way of how Dummy holds a cigarette. they don't have like the store was you could always get a spot you get and Rock walk in for a comics future. comics who are crushers. He's very good. Yeah, I had a comedy zone. That's something. Hold on. Fuck. We talked about it. Fuck. And then there's a guy on stage who's clearly on meth. Shout out Heath the Queef. No, it's so funny. Now, you've got to imagine, Harrisburg Comedy Zone, dead,

2:24:08 Isn't that funny? Anyway, sorry that was too long. from Rhode Island. Oh. He hit him with a tree branch. We are. And we got Nola. that you want us to act like regular You can't take it at face value. Did he add the one? You can't say tranny. True. Like shit? I don't need. Eric Weinstein, you're boring. You need that. You bloody need that. You never could.

2:27:32 He filmed a special here a couple weeks ago. It's just really small. The fucking Expendables out front? Yeah. All I do is- the point where I didn't mind reading it. need people to be hard on you all day long. in the comments on instagram and facebook and wherever you don't have to read it just you pay I'm talking about a dude on Reddit that's fucking into it.

2:29:45 Because there's something about what they're saying that's accurate. They're great. Yeah, porcelain and beige frequency. They're brutal. and if this is if this is what i think it is oh i'm gonna be upset you're a masochist yeah i watched It's your favorite thing? how in trouble are you Chadwick Boseman that one bothered me Another bad motherfucker who didn't tell people.

2:31:59 But what if someone is amazing? Norm. Good for you. outside and you're shitting on their hero and they don't even know you, like, who the fuck is this guy? What are you guys going to look at? Whatever happened to Kobe? Like a celebrity? Yeah, I was sad when Norm died. It was like, what? You bail out of it. It would have to be somebody doing it right now.

2:34:24 Shaq. Shaq's going to be sad. Shaq's going to be a tough one. That would a while ago. Shaq. He's a great guy. Charles Barkley. Gave him a high five. You're right. This is like comedy. I'm watching you on the screen, though. What is that? Yeah. Keep that first guy. They jump on the counter. Yeah, he puts music to shit that doesn't work. song? Who was singing that song, that number one with

2:36:47 Bro, we got to do a show, and we have a show that starts in 12 minutes. You guys aren't going on stage? They're joking around Who's that? I thought you were over it. Not a bad idea. Let me ask my wife. I know you snore, dude. Like an MMA mouthpiece? Yeah. I'm already there. Back in his day, they just died. Yeah. Joey has a CPAP machine that he brings with him.

2:39:26 Yeah, that one. I do. I'm not making fun of it. I feel. I'm fun of my weight. I'm not making fun of it. You pussy. Zero antibodies. I think it's fake. You might be exaggerating. The show starts when we get there Like hey it was supposed to start Hans Kim can stretch. It's a little We got a show to do. I'm there This guy's having fun, dude. It gets done right away.

2:42:01 And that's the move. It's on the way A lot of guys get excited Like, hey, Joe, have you thought about this? Jamie, buy an extra mic so that no one uses that mic ever again. out there. There's these guys that come in here chick who's into him? Yes. I hope he has. Fuck. A lot of guys kill him. Pull up his page. I mean how crazy is this? Shout out to James Vick Shout out to James Vick is a dude who used to fight in the UFC. I don't want to dox them. Wow. Shout out to James Vick. Shout out to James Vick.

2:45:15 Yeah. they're made in Russia, and they're made to sow the seeds of dissent. It's so different. Okay, good analysis, Shane. Yeah, you make a meme, it's pretty good. of thinking though that you don't you could be a guy in a cubicle yeah analysis Shane we go so fast have comedy clubs Schultz did Russia. He's such a great guy. Ari you might have to fight him

2:47:10 Chappelle fucked that up for everybody. A lot of ladies. Because that's the perfect size stage Chet Hanks? I'm excited. to a terratactical. What was that? But he got a chance to do a whole. That's not bad. Wouldn't you feel like a stupid-ass idiot? Give me that $1,000. I'll donate it to get rid of the East River Park. It's a buck donation. You can do it, dude.

2:49:43 What the fuck are you talking about? fucking government Wow, this guy. More like the poop. Yeah, they would get along. I bought it off him. I'm in. with, it would be Biden's kid. Hunter Biden? Oh, yeah. If there's a party. I'm telling you what. If I had to choose one dude to go to New Orleans with, it would be Biden's kid. Hunter Biden? Well, this is what I was, honestly, and this is my thought going forward, if he ever listens to this.

2:51:42 Are you interested in his art? You don't believe it's a democracy He's a handsome man. But I'm not... There was a laptop. I want to find out what is it like to be that guy. So would you. He's fucked. Chet Hanks. He might have Chet Hanks got together with the Island Boys and they made a fucking LP Stretch Hans. Shane's up first. They're waiting on him.

2:54:23 He's joking. Wait, you have a son? In the honor of President Biden. in the country. Really? Anytime. Can I sleep at your house? Listen, my kids will shoot you, and I'm not kidding. It's not going to end well. We would love that. podcast on the 2nd? Joe's like, yes, I'm in. You can bring your wife. I'll give you a vacation You don't like Lex Friedman?

2:56:51 punches. You got that right. Every time. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. No. Who? Wow. Because I am a... It's misleading. And then the music plays. Joe does not speak for me. Look at his hair. Here it goes. This doesn't look like a dungeon. Is that a house phone? Just playing cards. No, no, no. For real, let's give a shout out to R. Kelly. They might smuggle it in their ass.

3:01:33 Oh, my God. It's better. We need a tri trying for the next. No, it's way so down.