Joe Rogan Experience #1749 — Shane Dorian Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I've never seen a physical one. It says GigaChad. Do you know who Beeple is? I can't wait to hear that one. and he's done that for 12 years some of the stuff he did like i like i um i follow him him on instagram like after he Yeah. I don't know what the fuck it means I don't know what I'm doing And they're spraying milk Wow

2:23 And a robot hell bro. Yeah it's kind of disturbing Seriously, right? Oh. Isn't that weird if you asked 100 different people in America if they know what an NFT is and know how to explain it? Salvador? Someone bought it really cheap, and when they had it it was like painted over and then they hired someone to do a restoration of it which means like whatever

5:14 and so they were gonna put it in the Louvre in Paris right next to the Mona Lisa that's what the There was one documentary that I remember watching of this one guy who's an incredibly talented artist who can mimic the way Picasso painted, the way Rembrandt painted. That's the, that's kind of the power of the NFT, right? So forever in the future, Is that something that...

7:11 an nft rabbit hole have you yeah are you gonna start selling them no but i have really good Then they own it now. We should interview her. I'm sorry which is fucked Shane Dorian So I had to buy it from him. and then Imagine the value inflation back like, Joe Rogan Experience didn't have that many followers when I did it. And that's all I use now. Twitter's sketchy.

10:13 So, like, they'll post something, and if they don't control who comments, There's a lot of people because there's a lot of people in the world, And how the algorithm works, how it like creates an echo chamber in your feed. Well, that's what's going on clearly in the polarized parts of our country, whether it's and he doesn't know about it, but the posts from his account that are complaining about being

12:45 removed or even re-uploaded. It's a good one. I had about, I don't know, like It's available for free for everybody, but Spotify's paying for it. comedians, but they don't. And they're reaching out to Spotify as representatives of these these high profile people and then do something with the royalties and try to get money for these know there's two million goddamn podcasts now two million two million and jamie wasn't there like

15:59 Will you be on my podcast Oh, my God. And then we Googled it, and it was like That's crazy, though. You're on Joe Rogan's podcast and you can't do mine? it was important to yeah get my message across that my time is serious bitch yeah dude yeah it Like, you've been surfing for, like, how many years now? You know how they say like, you know, like this is what you do,

19:07 like we parked our car, And we were flying, So I was right on top of him instantly. And so literally he just stopped, and I was right on top of him, Meniscus as well? It was funny. Like my friend's like, man, maybe it's not that bad. I'll just, I'll just get you And I just sat back. Yeah. Oh, for both? But it would it actually works on the same way the cadaver does, what happens is your body proliferates it.

23:25 and it takes like, especially a lot of fighters, I'm older now just did not feel right. I could never imagine it ever being back to a hundred percent. That's when The technology and where medicine is at now with biologics like stem cell recovery, No surgery. clicky and stiff and like lots of friction like i said and then all of a sudden just felt like

26:37 So they did an invasive, non-invasive with, you know, And then a couple months later, there's no more pain. Like I have friends that go down to Colombia and to Peru and Panama and they get stem cells down there. But the FDA gets in the way and cock blocks the stem cells. side hustle for them. And so I was so, so psyched to, you know, like meet the ways to well guys,

28:37 And they shot stem cells into his discs in his spine, into all the discs that he was having issues with and will grow more disc material. So for people like me that have had a lot of back trauma, Yeah. And the problem is doctors want to just start fusing everything. and they've had like three four five back surgeries where they have a bunch of discs

30:39 So his calf like shriveled up like a bone. I'm surfing. Oh, yes. That's what my knee felt like. I felt like someone took a sledgehammer to it goes whack to his leg that's what i felt like that's what my knee felt like i Oh, nice. So you can do stuff while it's healing and it protects it. A little bit of weakness. Like immediately. Yeah. And then they replaced it with a titanium disc.

33:33 And now they're just like, oh yeah, I'm feeling great. It's amazingly awesome. kind of icy and so my my skis went out from under me head first bang my fucking head on the ground I mean, I was awake. I mean, I do to a point, but I just, I don't know. I know it's dangerous, so I snowboard safely. Right. Sanjay Gupta this morning when I was in the gym and you guys started I didn't get to that part

37:16 like trauma from getting punched. Because they spar so hard in the gym, and you're doing it all the time. trauma in the gym. There's Cub Swanson just fucking winding up. Yeah. So did you have like He went – I knew him when he was younger and we were both like the same age, and then he He's dead. Dude, prison's like a like a jungle you know what I was like 20 years old and I'm lying in bed.

40:18 years of sparring like how many times I got hit in the head and it was starting to I'm like what to get like i became more fragile and more prone to concussions It feels like you're falling on the concrete. treatment center in California. And he's like, this is what I do. I have this brain treatment about stuff that was so detailed and so nuanced about my personality type and and who i was that

43:22 just being a space case, but like kind of really extreme. So the San Diego, is that the place where they use magnets? She stopped Amanda, And her body wouldn't move right. is because my experience has been super good. It was really cool. So based off my EEG, like my brain scan, they do like a, it's almost like I'm doing like those invisible teeth aligners right now, like braces.

45:07 And basically the back of your brain, and the front to have alignment, Mountain range. Here's where your brain would be optimum. brain data on it. So I click it in, I turn it on and put the thing on for 30 minutes. And after 30 days, I mean, well, after, after the first, I should say this after the first week and and then I put those things down and never did it again.

47:47 it pulls your brain back in a more optimized type of situation. just felt way sharper. It's cool. It's fucking awesome fucking awesome. It's so cool that they have that now He goes, soccer? Because you're having these huge wipeouts where you're free falling for stories, right? Is it Mike Jolly? and then it has a bungee cord in the back of it. I was watching.

50:42 He played in the NFL. You keep your shoulders straight It's bigger. No, I wear custom suits. It's way bigger. To have a strong neck is gigantic. That amount of force, when I watch you go down these crazy waves and I see what's behind you, it's so terrifying. When it hits you, what is the protocol? the time I was training like a madman, like super physically fit, working out six days a week,

53:42 And so you basically try to get as much air everywhere else as much as you can. You pack But look at this. in Half Moon Bay at this wave called Mavericks My leash was 15 feet long. you can hold your breath for a quarter you have a four minute breath hold static, I think when we did that thing with David Blaine. Well, I did it longer than everybody else, but I still didn't think it was that long.

56:35 is is massive with fighting yes for sure but i mean i think he does it also just for mental But if you don't have that hope, Like I could hold my breath, I'm not making the shot. And it's like that with big waves. with like things to think about to get your static higher and higher and higher well give us the cliff notes like what are they essentially um

59:06 and i was like hey what do i need for my hunting trip on lanai i need i need how many arrows do i it's like telling your brain you need to breathe now or else you're gonna die it's not true so when you're, you're hit those things or is it just something you learn how to deal with? super in this meditative state to where like at the end, because they start speeding up.

1:01:17 Yeah. realized you were going in, you had to go as fast as you could. And then as soon as you hit the And every single night, I went home and threw up and felt gross. I would imagine for someone that does what you do, Yeah, what happens when one of those guys gets sucked under? they had been seeing a great white for three weeks in that area a lot of like the a lot of like they have like

1:04:16 What? before and he was like he was like he he um he was like Whoa. Yeah. There it is. whoa a girl was paddling out next to him shark comes up grabs him takes him underwater And she was thinking she was dead, too. some underwater and she's just sitting there like holy shit this guy's toast he's dead for sure and horribly bad i think he might have lost function in in some of his fingers and anyway this this girl who was right next to him so

1:08:05 Yeah. What a wild creature, right? Let's guess. to eating a seal pup every like by my house, there's a lot of tiger sharks. They'll just bite anything. Yeah. and I would see them in the wave. So this one shark is just rare yeah well pointy nose which like the only other like man-eating shark Can we blame plastic straws or something? Just laying in the gutter, laying in front of garbage cans.

1:12:03 I'm going to say, is this statistic about the ocean in particular how many disposable masks entered the ocean in And I don't even know if they work. They work. How long do you think a mask takes? Yeah. But if people want to actually argue that they do something, and now we're just pretending that it's one of those things where we accepted it early on and now we're

1:14:39 This is my favorite. I'm very happy with the memes. and how many people that are engaging aren't even real people. burner account or this is like some person in a troll farm. AI generates absurdist memes that are funnier than what most real humans create. else coronavirus what i mean this is just like a popular these are the templates right it's just

1:17:42 political parties hire people to create memes and to go on and argue about things and to pretend that they're lunatic right wing people or pretend that they're lunatic left wing people to upset the people that are on the right or the left, you know, with their crazy fake posts. Then they clean out your bank account. know in the past if if Those people can eat shit.

1:19:40 and be able to articulate your interests. You know what I mean? Well, everyone's tribal. Do you think it's a trend that's just going to continue getting more? And, you know, it's every box. i need to have an id and you have to have a vax card and that's okay but that is like if you want Especially the Tuskegee experiment. So all those people could have been cured easily.

1:22:31 Crazy. to ask you where if if if you knew somewhere where i could get updated because i was fascinated with Kyle Rittenhouse. Gotcha. I feel like the reason was because we were all supposed to get crazy angry about it and fight about it, you know? Electronic media coverage of criminal proceedings in federal courts because they banned that Maxwell trial tracker

1:25:00 the day that the trial started. But on the day that that... You fucking shill. I think that would have been a fantastic idea. So what is the reason It was used previously for other purposes on Twitter, They want to keep people on Twitter. but then you had it, and then you decided, well, this is a valid reason to use my account, though, that Maxwell trial

1:28:10 i follow on twitter got into like you can go there you can go to it it just can't be you can't tweet Alex Jones told me about this more than a decade ago. The whole scene? the contacts that he had, there was a lot of famous people, a lot of famous people flew with I have an island. Food's amazing. And so they compromise them. no oh my god you have to see this Jamie it's the wildest shit ever we want to

1:31:54 Did you ever see that one? Yeah. And I love my mom. This is when he was still on trial. no, Imagine, But, I mean, if you had been inviting me to your island to fuck underage girls and then I saw a painting in your house of me in a dress. This is about the art in his house. this but they're i'm sure he had some creepy art the crazy thing is he had that fucking building

1:35:15 Yeah, heavy heavy heavy. Well, this is shit that Alex Jones was telling me about a decade ago by the looks of it. she what is she is she intelligence is she from a foreign country right is she you know is she he had killed himself or how he thought he killed himself and i'm like no someone killed that guy Badden, who's that famous autopsy guy who was on that autopsy show on HBO, he broke

1:37:56 which is what happens when someone chokes you. Everything is wrong. Is that that music or is it music from something else? wanted which included and he was suggested at the time that he committed That's all I want to say. hang and they thought probably was a cool thing to do to go hang out and party and you know but and extremely wealthy people that may have participated in sex crimes.

1:41:40 because the guards knew too much like how would you get away with that? Well, and I feel like it's like a murder pyramid scheme. Oh, how convenient. Willfully and knowingly lied on form stating that they made required rounds Either way, someone got in that fucking cell and likely strangled the shit out of them. They're actively trying to not let us find out anything about it.

1:43:24 And it's not good. It's a lot. awesome. But it's five And I agree. I think so. The people, the culture. Got to show your vaccine passport and all that stuff to get into restaurants in Honolulu. their will to get them to do this fill out that have some sort of passport system where you have It feels like that. This is a pandemic of the unvaccinated.

1:47:07 It's like, what the fuck, man? was, get vaccinated, you don't get COVID. And then that became the narrative. Like, that's not what the narrative was. The narrative was get vaccinated. Would they let everything go back to the way it was i don't think so i have a lot of good friends as you can imagine i go to australia a lot and i love the country and

1:48:49 I have a lot of friends who moved to America from Australia You know, they're saying, oh, you need a booster, you need a booster. say what they looked like. Tell me how much they weighed. How old were they? What other There's hundreds of millions of cases and all this stuff. All they did is get vaccinated thinking they're completely healthy. Let's get healthier.

1:51:34 Do you find that thing? When is this? Click on that. How obesity impacts the quality of the antibodies secreted, however, is not understood. So the research may help explain why people who are overweight and obese have been at a higher risk of severe illness and death from COVID. But these people are, you know. You feel like it. It could be a rat. About a year ago, I think.

1:55:14 That was a year ago. Filet-O-Fish is delicious. from fast food? You cheated. He's honest. That's pretty good. It's a lot of meals, man. And we'll pull in. It's gnarly, though. And I think if you think about the obesity problem in this country, all right, let's guess this. I kind of used to know the answer, but I forgot it. A lot of people got fat during COVID though, right? Because-

1:58:07 and when I work out I feel so light and overweight because there's two different and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, so dumb. Wow. It's not your fault. It has nothing to do with you hey dude if that many people are overweight maybe it's just natural yeah okay we are not meant to be obese human beings were not meant to be obese There was no DoorDash. Yeah.

2:00:14 No one has a gut. Look at that. Yeah, but barely. It's just like a general sample of the population. Oh, my God. So they were hot for about five years, and then it was a wrap. My wife this morning, dude, I was hungover and tired. You got a good one. Like all this shit, Wow, you're going to cop a lot of shit for this, Joe. It's the food, bro. But I mean, the point is that these girls, they have small arms.

2:03:06 they got big fucking asses. and fish, there's no way you'd get meat. Are you serious? That's it. Yeah. Only meat. and it brings up a bunch of comics about fat people from back then. 1940s fat women beach butt. So my point is water in your muscles But my exercise energy was not incredible, not good. the same like gusto that I have when I have a lot of carbs.

2:05:30 I don't know anybody who's made a lifestyle change to keto for good. My point is, what I was going to say is even though I lost weight, also my appetite shrank. New York. We had New York steak. It's very good. There's a high satiety level. I feel like psychologically you just eat less because you're bored of eating the same thing too. I mean, there's no fat in a piece of elk.

2:07:57 Because if you just, you know, you ever heard of rabbit starvation? And they're eating a lot. These terms come about to describe only consuming very lean proteins such as rabbit without consuming other nutrients. So he kind of had a The fat's in there. It's the best. They deliver it on, that one didn't have bone marrow. I gotta come back to Austin for that.

2:11:09 I love it. A real? Yeah, that's what I heard. Isn't that stupid? Don't go there. The place was poppin' last night. how much it weighs. It's amazing. For sure they had targets. that they could last, that would last for a long time. all the shots that were missed back then. Yeah, or even made it. Like, they'll dig out a specific chunk of ground They were blacking out the sky with arrows, dude.

2:13:54 They had a timing thing. rocks and make with nothing. Pretty heavy. The majority of their diet was buffalo. Their wives were stoked So shredded. That's so stupid. It's unprocessed. It's very simple in that you get some carbohydrates that way. And then you get And he eats nothing but meat. that. The best food is lean, healthy animal. And then your healthy, lean red meat.

2:17:59 And he was a vegan at one point in time. Then he had to quit after a couple of months because his fucking blood chart So he started eating fish. I did vegetarian for six months. Wow. Did you get skinny from the vegetarian diet? And then I would dehydrate myself to get down to 140. and then I was at my best after that. A hundred percent. Yeah, but have you ever read the criticisms of that book?

2:20:42 But I like immediately – it was like I took estrogen or something. my body liked it from the perspective of my sleep pattern was totally fine Not to go off down a different road, studies or these stories jamie jamie could probably pull it up i don't think i'm hosted Yeah, dude. Look at that. Bill Gates womanizer. Bill and Melinda Gates announced their divorce after 27 years of marriage yeah dude

2:23:00 with strippers I bet before the internet, because it's Bill Gates, Who doesn't? It seems normal to want to be around naked people Maybe she was behind a fucking two-way mirror. Maybe she had the tripod set up and was filming. That's enough, Bill. Have you ever seen the national health minister for, what is it? She's fine. Oh, Belgian health minister.

2:24:53 Eat sticks of butter, Absolutely morbidly obese. Shit is the only- Some asshole. It's bad hiring right there. So what does that article say? She hits back. It's what's inside that counts Maybe she has a thyroid issue, whatever it is. People do it all the time. It's not easy. It's really fucking hard. Works out every day. and it is to a working out a lot

2:28:44 from tomorrow Like my friend, Laura, I was telling you about. But anyway, she's lost like, what has Laura lost? better and it feels and they get momentum it's got to be exhilarating yeah well she's had I feel so good. Yeah. Isn't that amazing? I love that. Giant difference. And this is really crazy shit. So imagine your child is five and they give your kid, what are the shots? There's one for warts. What is that?

2:33:16 Like, if I say, hey, I don't think you should get vaccinated. In prison without trial? Which is really effed up. I think it's human nature to crave that power, Where I'm on Oahu right now, Kids go in. Raise your hand. But before, if you didn't, they could go ahead and vaccinate your kid, and that happened on Maui a few times. And, you know, he's been rushed to the emergency room twice.

2:35:51 Just was one of the unlucky ones. And I know quite a few people who have had adverse effects from vaccinations. from the code vaccination and long lasting yeah um one of my friends is a lifeguard and he got He's a ripped dreamboat. What they have done is they made a concerted effort to make them very difficult to get because they want to encourage one thing, one singular thing, and that thing is vaccination. And that's the thing that they're most profitable.

2:38:17 That's so messed up. You're not in an at-risk group because you're a white guy. Yeah, it's a strange thing that we have going on in this country. It's like a long, long episode of Black Mirror. Like, people are definitely doing Well, I don't know. You have to like lie about your body mass. It should be like very easy to get. But he's overweight. He's like, absolutely not.

2:41:55 hopefully you made it and maybe you need to get on a ventilator. And then eventually it became like, And he was saying that if you have COVID once, you can't catch it again. Because if you got COVID in March of 2020 and then here we are heading into January of 2022. But what about some people don't? And that's why there's vaccines, like normal vaccines,

2:44:02 It's gene therapy. That's what it says. years of taking it, that's not a lot of data. And if you are against a mandate of taking that, you're an anti-vaxxer, They want you to have one choice, that's get vaccinated. And they found that people who have recovered from COVID have a 6 to 13 times better chance of not getting COVID again than someone vaccine.

2:46:19 it's super justifiable that they would be – have a lot more fear about getting vaccinated, you know? Not that science. like a tribal mentality right yeah yeah and if you do get like really sick like god Which is a fact. Because even if you don't get COVID, you're going to have a heart attack. Fuck you. And you're the one who's healthy. to get the vaccination right is to is so when you do if and when you do get covid yeah you have a

2:49:56 and they know. Because if you get admitted to the It's fucking tricky. And it is a fat friend. and put a fucking pool together. You fuck. I pretty much only hunt deer and elk at this point. And I kill a lot of deer. In Hawaii, I'm super lucky. But I love to share them. We don't have any bears. We don't have, there's nothing killing these. There's a need to control the population. Yeah. So, you know, you're encouraged to kill as many as you possibly can.

2:52:37 So I consistently eat meat, but it's usually pretty small. healthy foods. And then, um, this was one of my, uh, one of my new Year's resolutions, I think the year before last, is eating one meal out of my blender each day. But he eats a lot of his meals out of blenders. Fruits, vegetables, fats. like that, like algaes and grasses and stuff like that. Nice. And so it's a bunch of greens in

2:54:56 But I take – I basically take – like these days I take a lot of vitamin C. Well, what turmeric, I think what quercetin and turmeric, The girl who did what? Yeah. Turmeric is a common spice And the creamer is so good. And you know what I really love? I'm here at Austin on our 20th wedding anniversary. Well, that makes sense because I use CBD. sleep like the gummies or whatever i sleep like a brick man yeah me too i don't have any sleeping

2:57:52 She's got to take. I never think, oh, I have to do comedy shit. I always think that. So the fact that we're sitting down and people are listening, great. What is the thing that you love? And a lot of the tools that are in place to enable you to do that weren't in place a long time ago with like modern technology and like internet and stuff like that.

2:59:52 What the hell? Reality TV star says she makes $50,000 a week selling her farts. Not open it? So this lady's very pretty. NFT video. With a notary public on site as a witness. Creeps. Goals. That's how weird TikTok is. So there it is. So the first question I get asked a lot out you know what i mean don't push yourself too hard literally i made that's probably continued

3:03:12 Do you have any male friends that are on OnlyFans? I don't know. Interesting. I'd review it for her if she wants to send one. Some horrible guy's burrito farts. and she was killing it. starter. Right. Yeah. That box you have with all the lights and everything. So in the bottom, it, like, swells out like a tulip or some shit. Okay, I think I found it.

3:06:01 Is that like a Black Friday sale? I think this is a I got to piss really Stepanka. Always fun. Always great to see you, my brother.