Joe Rogan Experience #1751 — Brian Simpson Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience because heroin's illegal so they're getting it from mexico they're getting the coke from mexico That's a real epidemic. Yeah, we recently had a bunch of comics pass from Fentanyl. but the way they describe it, Have it come, have the FDA. We'd have to kill Jamie. And I understand that. In fact, they know, wasn't it the um where they study the people

3:50 And this was in the early 2000s. Let's go to the hospital. I'm not saying you should do cocaine and heroin. or going crazy and murdering people. He's an expert on drugs and addiction The problem is not the drugs. You know? Eat it. eating a pound of sugar a day. this is a quarter pound of beef, I'm putting a half a pound of meat and then they make a correlation. The problem with that is they're

7:35 They're healthy as shit. Oh, okay. Went to Andrew Schultz's wedding, and then Whitney Cummings said, I got to leave at 645. No pilot, no one to get back. I got a video of them doing push-ups on the floor of the Mirage or of the Wynn. Yeah, he just does them so fast. You're like, what the hell yeah i had a one-off that's lex by the way was 30 hours of uh no food and just

10:12 Yeah, you don't want to work out. Yeah, he's an interesting dude. The beautiful thing about that guy is that he was 300 pounds. So it was like there was no my butt hurts because you got a cramp? Yeah but see Yeah. That's the key. that do the best work get stuck with more work and so the people the people that are left get promoted and so you so you you end up with like

13:01 So my favorite thing was gaming, right? is that is how workplaces should be set up more like like games like the way they develop games and we were just talking about how it changes the bond. They're family. Oh, man. It's like, I'm going to put my time in this motherfucker right and do you play um the game by itself or do you only play online nerds their whole life. And people are giving me

15:42 What's interesting, too, is if you were watching the World Right. But people see They get recruited. But still, for a lot of people, it is a waste of time. You're right. it's accurate self-assessment, they'll just wait till you walk away and go joe's breath smells like shit did you smell that you if they keep going, I've been wrong. believe that you can right but but you gotta know you gotta know and but you don't know if you're

19:11 three of the stand-ups with uh me no but there are like mark norman's brilliant but there are Because those people you're talking about, they have no shame. And if you got no shame, you good. it's like somebody being tone deaf it's crazy people i don't know man you know it's They're always just weird fucks. One of them was like CEO, surgeon, and people always forget about the other seven.

21:45 Because someone was explaining it to me once that there's not much difference between a sociopath and a psychopath. that defines everything. Sociopaths is a term While the characteristics of sociopathy and psychopathy may overlap, sociopathy is an unofficial term for an antisocial personality disorder. Okay. Psychopaths have relationships that are shallow and fake.

23:52 This cold hearted behavior, yeah. Right. I face that a lot where it's like, I remember back doing all the social uproar and I posted that like people are, a lot of people are narcissists disguised as activists. Yeah. Yeah, it's the same kind of people that used to be like, You're seeing that a lot in today's culture with this vaccinated versus unvaccinated argument,

26:21 There's no deaths so far registered in America except one guy that's in Texas that's a clear indication Right, 100%. Because people started, you know, when they covered up all the paperwork. It's wild, isn't it? Because I'm a nerd before that. I don't think that's true. found out that like the CIA was involved or something like that. Can I smoke a cigarette in here?

28:55 It just made my shit all dry. God damn. I'm an addict. How often do you smoke them? Cigarettes? Yeah. God damn. Because everybody else is doing it? Like Ma special comes out today To replace it? by this time we had more comforts and shit, and we had our little 12 by 6 can or whatever. and like made comfortable. Anyway, Yeah. You relive them. It definitely gives you

31:30 I don't know how I'm going to replace that. And everybody that I've got to read the book, they've stopped. I think what helps people is things like Ibogaine, mushroom trips, things like that. Yeah. Or a health scare. Yeah, but that's just because they know they're dying. Something's gotta like, they gotta show you your lungs See if you can find a video or a photo. They do autopsies of these people who die of lung cancer and lifetime cigarette smokers.

33:48 Look at that. Like white tissue and black tissue. Oh, Jesus Christ. Look at, they're there. That one, the second down right below that. Look at that. Oh, Jesus Christ. This is a computer. Man, what's wrong with that one down there? It's fucked up because the thing that scares people the most is not being able to breathe. Because all the sores are like popping.

35:45 Yeah. That's a lot. What is a pack? the most. A pack. Yeah. Oh, so if you start early and keep going? See, like nicotine for heart. Oh, dude. But I think you could probably It's the strongest version of Alpha Brain we've ever made. Okay. Anytime, like if I'm doing a podcast with a scientist, I take those. He's the face of They keep catching pedophiles.

39:06 How do they catch him? I don't know man. where they're like Yeah. a way to understand like how people get caught because they catch people. I mean, I don't know about famous ones but guaranteed or like or Well, it's like that in all of the non, like all the Judeo-Christian faiths where you don't have that restriction. That's wild. He was banging Jessica Hahn.

41:10 He's still on TV now. stools and stuff and it's like where you store your disaster food so people people will fall You can bathe in it. Nothing? What the fuck? Multi-level marketing. How did I not know this? When does that say? What the fuck? Oh, that was dug up from an Ontario peat bog. A gift from the ground, they called it. jesus christ like how about just stay up suicidal thoughts yeah oh my god it's a big it's a big

44:52 Yeah, fucking talk to Santino about that. I have several friends that had suicidal to want to kill yourself, I think I can pull this off. What? Yeah. And he's on all sorts of crazy medication because of this. He was my David Goggins before I knew who David Goggins was. He knows it's a woman, but he thinks it's an Asian woman. Yeah, it could be like some residual stem cells like shooting through your body or something.

48:18 grandparents and your parents i believe that there's so there's. What the fuck is the name of it? I believe that for sure. in the heart still? Obviously, it has to be. Trust your heart being that it was actually not just a saying, So it's very strange that there's two different things Check this one out. Is that the same amount? Billions. And what it's doing is it's stopping that chemical from going from your stomach to your brain.

51:15 So your brain doesn't think it needs to think in a more vicious way. He was the guy like back in the day Hickson was widely regarded as the man. with no break, tap one after the other. And he wasn't doing anything like it was physically You know who I've been following recently? He's a sweetheart, yeah. It's called Who's Number One. on Flow Grappling, yeah.

53:43 Okay, cool. You're a fucking house, man. there like you don't want any trouble about anything like everything is no big deal someone's Exactly. Well, John is a... thing that propels them is this like wildness that they have this ability to like in the moment take It really fucked up the week before the fight yeah john jones dominates everybody well that's what that's what i that's why i was so like when

57:23 people think of olivera as not being a monster because there's times that people have beaten him. Well, who gets better at 35? 32. And the way he does it is so final. good but maybe his striking wasn't as good as his jiu-jitsu and then slowly his jiu-jitsu and That also blew my, because they were saying that during the broadcast. Maybe it could be still. I'd do anything to see that fight. Khabib. Oh, yes. That would have been the fight. And maybe it could be. Maybe it could be still.

59:41 before the Poirier fight. because they're just so much better than me. danger where you can't make any mistakes. No, you hear that. Khabib smashes people. Khabib cut weight, sat in with him, of him, did his normal shit, Bam! Bam! Let's talk! he can do this. He can do this. He's doing it very quickly. He's going out. I think Khabib, the guys that Khabib beat, that he smashed,

1:03:15 Yeah. make the fight with Khabib so interesting. You got to look at the wins. But Felder's the fucking man. He's an absolutely elite fighter. nasty smashing elbows from the guard I think this is the last time Yeah, it's not from then. That's who he is. So that was 2017. In the moment, I thought that. Yeah, I think in the moment, people felt that way.

1:06:55 So everybody knew she was really tough. She looked thinner. And you know what, man? All day. everyone's behind you everyone's below you right you're not maybe you're just putting in work and And fucking her up with a jab, too. And she got tired. But Matt Serra cracked him in the first round and KO'd him. and much more ferocious inside the octagon it's like he recognized that it could all go away he's

1:10:18 Fucking no rules. terms of entertainment value though i gotta put got to put the spider in there. But anyway, and I remember watching him Okay. Rich is an amazing person, but I think Anderson and him were friends, There was a crazy thing that he saw in an Ong Bak movie, and they decided he was going to use it in the fight check this out watch this oh my god I mean that's how good

1:13:17 Cage Warriors is the new one. movie about a guy richie is making a movie about lee murray that's how wild this fucking dude is I love that shit. up, man. Anderson toyed with him. like 33 or 34, I believe, was his first fight. He's fighting Tony Fricklin. Destroying his legs And he just did that Yeah He was a Muay Thai wizard, a technical wizard. The knees to Rich Franklin

1:16:52 In a different way Whether submissions Yeah. Most of them are really nice. you know, with your commentary or one way or another, She was trying to gouge Jillian Robertson's eye out. It's horrible. That would be disrespectful to me. It happens. This is not that. I remember I saw the accidental one, right? And both of them were like upset about it. you were he was getting fucked up he wasn't getting fucked up but he was losing the fight

1:20:25 can't knee you in the face but if you have in some places one hand down and one hand up they Well, because Aljamain had to get and reduce inflammation and maybe whatever bulging disc issue you have Yeah, there's no way. They love to fight. They do it for free. They do it for cheap. do you think because there's people that are like they're built like that up here really they love

1:22:32 He figured it out. to fight give him a pension isn't that funny yeah get a fighter because man i'm gonna tell you And to just watch them struggling financially or when it's over or to watch them taking those kind of fights where it's like it was over a long time ago, but they can't afford to stop. Oh, yes. The way that guy trains, there's not a lot of time to start a business.

1:24:55 But there's people, the vast majority of the roster, they don't have that option. I mean, it's not realistic for you to expect everybody to have something else because you can't be the champ. it also becomes a part of their identity, and they don't want to let it go. I deal with that with a lot of veterans too, Well, in both things At least somewhere around it.

1:27:47 served what 15 years ago and to this day every year on the marine corps birthday we have like a My brother is to the end. Like, more than, like, ex-wives, more than anybody. Guys, that's such a classic fucking trope in mankind. Oh, no. we thought he was dying the Like, yeah, I just saw him on Facebook. funny i've never thought about to try it on stage it's you have to there's something very funny and

1:30:51 moved to his lymph nodes. So it was He might have cancer. I'm drinking the No no no I think it's in like another country Doesn't it just replace If people wanted to just end their life, Oh, my God, this guy's crazy. So I was a kid when all of that happened. demon or a soul clawing i guess i guess it's a person because look those fingers are that their

1:34:13 other bowls bullets okay that's what's there it's not just crosses what is it And then look, the salt and pepper shakers are missiles. Yeah, how much is that? Like, look at this. Yeah, now look at him there. I don't know how he sounded. But but i mean his art freaked me out his art changed the way i thought about his whole pursuit I think he wanted to get out and he wanted to keep arguing that this was a.

1:36:34 You're more likely to die Okay, so like maybe infections? that are really overworked. Fuck, what is the name of the book? and how many of us have minerally deficient diets animals the animals shit and the the plants drop their fruit and all of it works together and and they'd find them dead in a storage room because they shot up and overdosed. doctors especially general practitioners have very little knowledge when it comes to nutrition

1:39:57 Unless you're studying that as a specialty, that's not what you focus on. So when they start that, talking about supplementation. Do you think they contribute. When people are healthier, they feel better. If you get a group of friends, the more we have a better country. No, you're right. drink a lot and they do coke and they get wild and they say funny fucking shit they're really

1:42:29 talking mad shit to each other But. almost I do something you know and I try to keep myself healthy because I know I talking about just destroy that feeling that only happens when you're having fun Yeah. A little something. A little something. because a lot of times what happens is, And they go to rehab or something and they go, but he's so fucking funny.

1:45:16 You ever had him on? That's what's wrong with a lot of these stars is He was in jail. He smokes everything. He realizes Bruce Banner is just as smart as him There can't be another Iron Man No fucking chance The role he plays is so smooth. You believe him. It couldn't have been anybody. You can't switch the Iron Man. That's a hard one. superhero movie and historically it's a very important superhero movie because

1:47:48 Well, it's like, if you just have it good, people want to see good. Yeah. And then he was late. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? He's dressed as a bat. I'm like, it's a select group I can watch a movie with. Who could replace Chadwick Boseman? because I think the reason his family's saying like have someone that's already in the movie oh really like yeah oh

1:50:51 one picture it did Isn't that wild? Val Kilmer. Oh, they don't have a homeboy in this, Ben Affleck. i'm supposed to win when you got me fighting ghosts oh yeah it was cold that was a cold line It was, like, one of the best heavyweights of all time. a real 36. 36 in 1985 Yeah, this was tough, man, but in the second round, Mike Tyson, or Larry Holmes rather,

1:53:38 And when he beat guys up with that jab, of them? I clicked on two and it seems to You ever notice how, like, When do you ever recall a heavyweight No, it was before that. And he's so hard to hit. superb. They call it into a fight mike tyson was a terrifying force of nature when he was the champ when he was at the Yeah, man. You know he probably has to watch his own videos to realize what he did

1:57:01 that with your parents we like we like mom especially when it was something negative you It was real normal. You wanted to show the public that your kids are under your yoke. I was in Thailand, and I was with my family, and I went to the gym. in front of everybody. They're going to be more likely to hit their kids. And it's also like the final, like you can you can press the final button like let's just fight fuck this

1:59:44 you gotta have uh open communication with them and then you gotta realize that they're directly connected to the anger they feel right then in that moment, right? And that's on them. If they want talk to everybody. And that's on them. Like somewhere in your 20s where you take that first real damage. usually have glaring flaws but they're not willing to look at those they look

2:02:03 I noticed that a lot of times when I'm gaming online. and you're trying to survive and someone's chasing you down, if you were being physically attacked. Yes. Well, it goes along with what you were saying with the emotional management. Unless you're already tilted. was thrown in So you look over at each other and talk shit. link everybody up together, someone acts

2:04:33 That's how I got addicted to games. That's what it was. I remember when Halo 2 came out in the barracks. It's coming for sure. And it's you. Of the whole building? You might be on a pirate ship. Look at the pool. Virtual reality, you're going to duel to the death. Yeah. is going to have some other type of places Is that it? Yeah, well yeah, you can get killed too. So you're in this house, and so this is what it looks like in the room and

2:08:55 You can do it in Austin. It's at the Domain. How do you keep from bumping into your family? Like where it would be too fucking close to reality to kill anything other than a fake-ass zombie? Yeah, I mean, that's inevitable. started calling people hajis right away just Just something not human. Just something you don't even – it's a concept. That's been a part of a human-tribal relation since the beginning of time.

2:10:58 The fucked up thing is we get sectioned off in these government-controlled areas. That everyone deep down wants to be led. But they don't, not anymore, because now the price is too high. So it's like the price of digging into a person's personal life or distorting their past is so sketchy for people. as a group of humans that want the world to be a better place for each other and

2:13:18 They go to the same parties. where the whole world is freaked out that this is the guy, a year and she's worth a hundred and something And they sometimes know about things like laws that are going to be passed that are going to benefit stocks. But did you make deals while you're in? like if you could have dinner with one person who and people pick politicians like why

2:15:54 Oh yeah that's a good idea. person would you want to talk to which former president that's tough any any former president anyone that's alive not like oh If you just get a couple of drinks. That's one of the best things about him being president. But I think there's issues with anybody that's the president. And I have a feeling that once you get into office,

2:18:00 It's a job like you probably should get real good at it, right? We've also implanted a uranium bomb in the base of your spine. That's brilliant. politician guy he was some crazy billionaire famous guy who's like famous for being outrageous And that fucked him up because that means you can't control a person. That's a phrase. We're looking at a situation right now where we're a year in, right?

2:21:32 And I think most people, being honest, would say no. No, most people that most people, most of the people that voted for Biden were voting against Trump. is a lot of the press. for shit pay and no benefits and joe baden just like the status quo was safer to some people than some people were just itching ashtrays or whatever like comics you can't do shows that was

2:23:56 based on how much the businesses earn if politicians money was all based on a percentage and what does a mayor get paid? Let's just say it's $300,000 a year. What if you have So the more profit, like a big, a super what we did during the pandemic. Like when you graduate high school yeah i could do that for a living like my brain was like what are you talking about but my

2:26:22 And I felt like such a loser, man. It wasn't even the actual work itself. and he knew all the places that had the biggest meals. He doesn't have to bust his ass. 12 12 hour shifts this guy got stuck in this thing. every day is not good it's not good unless you love it right how could you love it i mean maybe It's very tricky, that world, man. highway driving is for your health?

2:30:24 The car smelled so bad and right when I got to the point where I couldn't take it no i rolled the window down on the highway oh the car smells Write that down just one only that it says drivers but it always says drivers whether it's one or not because they Hold on. He didn't turn it on. Yeah. or weird foods. if it's fish or something, from people trying to eat on the train,

2:33:01 you're basically rolling the dice that nobody on this train Some people like it. weird. I wish we had some in here. I'll bring you some. Show them a picture of what it looks But look how beautiful it is. that that's not good for you because evolved this as a defense 2.6 grams of fiber for a banana, 3.8 for durian. I would just trade off. I don't want to be conflicted about what I'm eating.

2:36:28 Who does that? It's because it's got a bite to it. Even coconut milk, like right out of the thing when they hack the top of it Like they're going, come on, look at me. You just had a blunt, fresh pineapple cracked open right there, sunrise. It's not just me. You know what I love to see you try? Oh yeah, I know about that. Nobody does it better. Chujasquerias?

2:39:24 is the greatest fucking invention in all of culinary foods. What is Those chujasquerias is the greatest fucking invention It's quarter to five. They never stop coming to you. What did you call it? Isn't it just like in the oven? That's what it is. Some places they actually do it over live fire. And everybody I brought there was like, oh, really? Oh, yeah.

2:42:27 You're like carrying around $300. that's spinning around with all these chickens on it, It was out of control. Is that chicks? They had been around for like 25 years. would need the kind that kind of a grill too there's a thing about those oven grills that's But this was a really pretty one, and the thing about it was these Kamados, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:45:25 It was so heavy. I had the circular one. I had that one, the one in the middle, Jamie. Mostly I just cook steak. It's like the way I feel if I do shots of tequila. Oh, yeah. It goes up or down. The smoke makes a difference. grass-fed ribeye with um you know i'll put a little bit of um garlic in the pan and i'll put some some butter and uh some rosemary some time get get get some fucking herbal scents on that

2:48:18 it reminds us of how thrilling it was A million years ago. that the idea of being scared of something with big teeth that hides in the dark. easiest things to eat we can't even fight back what are we gonna do If we don't have a weapon, we're fucked. Yeah, we can build traps. As it's being carried away That's why you're clinging to your mother in the first place.

2:50:38 Look at that cat. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, he wasn't hungry yet. I'm hungry. Look at that. What's going on down there? No, bro, that's probably real. Look, it's a They know that's possible. sound you heard like you know someone's in the house what the fuck like all those or Right. waiting for the train. And see if you can find that scene. the werewolf just moves into face.

2:54:51 Bro, this movie's so good. And then he sees it. And this poor fucking guy. Meanwhile, he's still got I would hold on to that fucking... God, what a fucking dumb guy. that greeted people at the front door. I don't know what it is, man, but people that have no fight in them i just yeah you're supposed to feel like that because if you were in a uh a He keeps the mask on.

2:58:25 Yeah, meme template. they came from wolves but they didn't even come from wolves that long ago that's what's crazy And until they reintroduced them to Yellowstone in the 1990s, Everywhere. Females have more pups They're bigger than coyotes and smaller than wolves. I'm guessing that 50 pounds is like the range. 20 to 50 pounds? That's why the Mexican wolf is a smaller wolf.

3:02:18 buck, if it's 150 And they were so dangerous. So they find, like, a bunch of sheep that are stuck in a pen. You can't train them? But a wolf is a different animal, man. And they're like, oh, we got to breed we gotta breed them we gotta get they definitely listen a little Yeah. they would have these foxes. right some kind of a canine i don't think they're directly related.

3:05:18 Grizzly Man is a movie about a dude who basically committed suicide by bear. No one's protecting these bears. He would pick it up. That's funny as shit. This is how he's narrating. and the bear is just digging out his organs and eating through the rib cage. in terms of, like, what's going to fuck with a grizzly? live, and there's a bear that's still roaming around,

3:07:35 And he killed him and killed his girlfriend. I wish I was gay. But Werner Herzog left that in the film. Do you think he knew he was gonna die? population of bears was but there's a lot of bears in the fucking movie a lot of bears in the movie That whole ecosystem needs to be managed. that's the only part of it I was disappointed about I think one aquarium in Japan

3:10:12 I don't know In captivity is 198 days Do they run into the cage? Well, Monterey Bay is not Southern California, right? Yeah, great whites are all over the place up there. is they're a nomadic and are adapted to traveling incredibly long distances. some level of, Is that Steven Bill one fucking movie changed the way people thought about a fish. that shit scared the shit

3:12:14 yeah he wasn't listening to people Displayed an 11-foot shark that had been caught in a fisherman's net. So they just don't make it very long in captivity, huh? They just give up. Yeah, very well. because he moved to San Diego because I didn't have to even say anything to him. so it was just a swamp it was like old school So I had to hold up the bathroom line in the women's room.

3:14:30 You got to melt all the ice and then wipe it out thoroughly and then go over that motherfucker place and i finally opened it back up and the last lady that went in the women's room she shit all And I met eyes with Derek, and he was like, it ain't going for long dog it ain't gonna be for long because i didn't even have to explain it though the thing is being funny and that's the some people don't have the thing yeah well see

3:16:31 Before you get the recognition. Like everybody was just desperate to bridge that barrier between an amateur and a professional. That's why it's also important to save those old sets. or someone who's new who has quick premises, you're button mashing. They would sit in the back of the open mic room for four or five hours. and you're trying to make it,

3:18:42 I can't even imagine. it was like the same thing. haven't heard something before and you have i've done that yeah you realize like oh shit that's that did just that. but yourself like you're in this of hollywood like we we need to like stay together we need to like support each other and we need to I've been in green rooms where it's like this conversation couldn't have happened anywhere else.

3:21:09 They always, and y'all are talking about, You know who knows a shitload about World War II? Dude, it's about the starvation and cannibalism during World War II. it's like, get the fuck in here. Too long. Should probably wrap this up soon I think he It's not Bloodlands. But in this book, apparently, there's some horrific depictions of children You're like, what are you saying?

3:24:40 people when they try to capitalize on horrific events. The brightness of people is when you hear about people. And he brought this big-ass barbecue rig. So he was a barbecue guy. for office. and drove to Mayfield And look behind him. bro Where are you going to go? no you're wrong you're wrong they've always had these things in fact the number of severe

3:27:39 Like a tornado... Jesus Christ, look what it did, dude. Yeah, this drone is a beast. even if they got out of there before the tornado got there where do they go now they lost everything It was in the middle of the night, right? You're hanging out with your friends. Look at that thing. And he's like talking to someone. I'm fine. But you know what? It's fucking hilarious

3:30:57 Oh okay I'm very happy to see BSComedian. Goodbye, everybody.